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  • also just turned 18

  • nice booty :0

  • guns dont kill...i do...

  • mmh cute girl waiting to be discovered

  • she just gave me an amazing 6 seconds... ill gladly return the favor.

  • Alternatively, I can shoot the girl in the a s s

  • erm Be ready to jump to the world full of pleasure

  • hOW DID THEY MANAGE TO FIT THE FOREST IN THE KITCHEN?!

  • There are black and pink dildos on the car's hood.

  • hiya cute girl waiting to be discovered

  • look at ---->

    wich one is the best?

    blondie firing psl, is awesome

    but im going for gllobina:D

  • nice

  • I have the weirdest boner right now

  • @krista782961 go on get them im not scared and your not a genius because you cant even spell quiet

  • Ahhh...240p we meet again

  • @krista782961 get off youtube dumb 7 year old

  • Respawn in the kitchen in 3 ....

  • NO kitchen jokes guys, she's only making holes in the Swiss cheese for our sandwichs

  • do people seriously lack so much intellegence that they fail to realise theyve posted the exact same kitchen joke 1000 times before as if it doesnt get boring enough after the 2nd time

  • This video is most popular with male 45-54

  • @krista782961 alright

  • @krista782961 alright

  • @krista782961 your dick is fake

  • @krista782961 i dont think so

  • Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    I suck at poetry,

    show me your tits.

  • so Be ready to jump to the world full of pleasure

  • Toy gun

  • weird looking kitchen

  • So much for the paint job ;)c

  • See women love it when you get them jewellery and Guns......

  • theres a new way of cooking my dinner

  • thats a strange looking kitchen..

  • ArmyRanger72 What kind of gun is that though hahah

  • @ArmyRanger72 m240b / FN MAG

  • @AtomicFreerun its too small to be a 240B, its actually a Mk23 LMG, the Stoner 63A, belt fed configuration

  • so u can stand my dick

  • OK, now get back into the kitchen!

  • it could be awesome if your butt vibrated with the machine gun.

  • Boobs.

  • HURR DURR SEXIST JOKES! I IZ FUNNAH AND VIRGANZ!

  • kitchen. hahaha im funny

  • @DannyEastes I loled. I loled long time.

  • huuuum hummmm hummmmmmm i in loveeee Grrrr sexy

  • 491 Dislike are men that think women should only be in the kitchen. >:|

  • Epic Gun Sound!

  • Not much in the way of recoil. It must be 5.56, whatever it is.

  • @centurion180ad Yup. Its a Stoner 63 with a squad automatic configuration. It was light and could be changed to cover various roles using the 5.56 round. Sad that this weapon wasn't distrubuted more widely.

  • you shouldnt be shooting guns in your kitchen

  • That is a M60.........

  • @KstarGetYourWalkOn no its not its a stoner 63 in a light machinegun config i beleive

  • @Vexzm hmm you could be right i dont know exactly

  • she is mad at unfunny jokes like make a sandwich and go to the kitchen, it's her revenge!

  • o.O

  • She's defending the kitchen >.<

  • Aaaawww. NO titty giggle at all:(

  • damn she is sexy and hell yeah look at that ass that she has.

  • Damn look at that booty

  • Sexy

  • Grip it n Rip it Honey.... that's some sexy shit right there !

  • oh god, that's hot.

  • that's what happens when you don't give a women money to go to the mall!!!!

  • @boxhead68 shit man! dont tell my wife that!

  • ok every fucker who say a word about the kitchen will get a sandwich shoved op ther asses!

  • @BurnedToast00 My refrigerator is in my kitchen

  • @ChromeLiger xD

  • @BurnedToast00 whats your mom doing out of kitchen

  • Thats a weird looking kitchen

  • ........ BAD IDEA....... letting a woman hold a gun is like letting a monkey drive a car

  • @ILOLHARD1001 Patetic Comment and little head.

  • @Banininator your the one who has a little head because you cant even spell pathetic =p

  • Am i blind or are the bullets really are in color !?

  • Should be titled "Woman get's into domestic because of scratching up hubby's car."

  • nice ass

  • In a parallel universe, were men make sandwiches...

  • @Mattyrdom lmao xD

  • terminagirl

  • My dick is still bigger.

  • will u merry me

  • Did you film this with your calculator?

  • lol it looks like shes shooting crayons :D!!!

  • well we dudes got pwoned

  • Ok, Ill cook dinner tonight

  • why does everyone think so sexistly

  • " i better get back in the kitchen " said the woman *gets machine gun* " BITCH U BETTER RUN AND GET CHO ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH! "

  • GO GURL ^_^

  • Something tells me that all the guys who come up with kitchen jokes and sex jokes have either A. Never seen a girl before, B. Never communicated with a girl before and never will, C. Never had a girlfriend before or D. All of the above (The most likely) Lol, get a grip guys?

  • @ArranS96 i find this funny but i make the kitchen jokes now after i got a girlfriend... mainly cause after a week of dating she told me "I just think women belong in the kitchen"

  • Jizz in ma pants

  • rainbow bullets

  • I wanna bang her from behind as shes shooting that gun!!!

  • gotta love them southern girls 

  • @MFranciz90

    LOL

  • Those bullets look like crayons.

  • its funny who all of us men when we see women on youtube we saw go to the kitchen women but if we say it in real life we'll get bitch slapped

  • OK! ill make my own sandwich

  • @GIofUSA LMAO

  • @GIofUSA No I can go make you a sammich,cause I actually enjoy making food. Only problem is is that I don't know you.

  • Oh Nice! I like that. That is a good looking Stoner63!

  • that aint right.... what is she doing outside off the kitchen

  • Deadly Sexy

  • my samich wont make it self

  • kitchen joke?

  • Not only do they have pink guns, they have rainbow colored rounds of ammo too!!!

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  • NO!! PAPER TOWELS!!!!

  • She's defending her Farmville!!!

  • Sabotage..... DEFEND THE KITCHEN!

  • Does anybody know what website this video came from? Here's what I know about it, She is the girlfriend of a Class III dealer in Texas. I met them at a full auto shoot on new years day 2000. It was North of Houston. They uploaded pics & vids of that shoot. And when I looked at it a few months later, This video and one of her shooting one of those little belt fed .22's and an HK mp-5 was already there. Then I lost where the website was. She was stunning!! btw

  • god dam thats a tough grease stain.

  • theres no 5 second

  • What is this shit? i wanted to see someone holding a gun wrong and get the recoil up her face/boob/stomach/anywhere not supposed to. And hurt herself so i could have an easy laugh...

    I got disappointed

    TL:DR - Get hurt or gtfo!

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  • sumone one stole her cookies from kitched so she shot the bich

  • She looked hot and had some big tits

  • i find it hot when a girl is into guns

  • She is hot.

  • lol..it's not even real...

  • rainbow bullets?

  • RUN BITCH RUN, SHE GUNNA KELL YOU, Defendin' yall' Kitchens!

  • Someone, somewhere, is fapping to this.

  • thats not how u make me a sandwich

  • it a cop

  • Comes in every russsian happy meal

  • so mainly..so powerful...so woman feeling.

  • bitch...

  • rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrr XD

  • looks like the recoil is smooth

  • That's a funny looking kitchen.

  • Not a real gun, only military has those

  • @tetsuokun You must not know anything about guns...

  • @tetsuokun Really? Tell my grandpa that. He has way more than just an LMG.

  • @Swusdee

    I dont care. Where I live we dont own guns. If they melted all the guns in the world, they could use the steel to produce wheelchairs for everyone. No one would get hurt.

  • @tetsuokun I'm sorry to hear that.

  • @tetsuokun Pussy liberal thinking. Then we would be back in the Stone Age. But guess what, even in the stone age, humans killed each other. Dumbass

  • @tetsuokun i can throw a wheelchair

  • @tetsuokun then y would they need wheelchairs

  • fake! That's not a knife. Back in the kitchen

  • She is fucking hot

  • Kitchen Defense vol. 2

  • isn't it illegal to own one of those?

  • @MrChila86 it's not if you get the proper paper work and a FBI background check. Also, the weapon has to be a SBR version.

  • @MrChila86 not if you have a class 3 license

  • shes defending the kitchen! EVRYONE RUN! :P

  • @BurnedToast00 really? girls arnt aloud to shoot guns..? because i kno i do !

  • @xjamiej123x Well i didnt say there not allowed! I just ws saying that she defending the kitchen! AND THAT YOU NED TO RUN! so XD

  • @BurnedToast00 There should be a gametype for that. "Defend the Kitchen".

  • @wildki11er lol

  • @BurnedToast00 the funniest one ive read about kitchen LMAO

  • @BurnedToast00 O fuck no, I left my sandwich in the kitchen xD

  • @firestarter199515 You may have little time! MAKE A JUMP FOR IT xD

  • @BurnedToast00

    (I jump)

    Girl: Make 1 more move and the sandwich is... err TOAST!

    Me: NOOO!

    (I call in a care package and get a sentry gun)

    Me: Take this bitch xD

  • @BurnedToast00 PLEASE Shut The Fuck Up.

  • @cheezoncrack why? xD

  • @BurnedToast00 Why the fuck are asshole like you picking on women so much? just because the have a vagina? you fucking asshole, i hope you die in a hole. PS, I'm a guy.

  • @cheezoncrack ? nononono your getting me wrong! I was just looking at the comments and everyone was like :'' oh herpederp kicthen blablabla'' and i thought :''ok lets be creative'' i was not planing to make you angry ._. but ok sorry lets be friends? And because they have vagina''s? no vagina''s are good indeed xD but please don be angry....be friend =D

  • @BurnedToast00 The vagina thing was the only difference, that and boobs, but yet again men can have boobs. But its just starting to really piss me off with all these kitchen jokes. But anyway, friends :D

  • Damnnn I Wanna Unload my bullets Into my target too ;)

  • i want that woman to have mah babies

  • das video war scheiße

  • i thinks its awesome that girls can shoot hell she is more awesome than i am lol i never fired a real gun so i like this video

  • I swear my pants were on before this video!

  • The BAR is one of mr.browning's most under estimated weapons ..... My grandfather carried one with the marine raiders in ww2 ..."BAR MAN" was his nickname . It is a marvelous piece of machinery.

  • Stoner 63 in LMG configuration. Very nice gun issued to U.S. Navy SEALs during the Vietnam War.

  • Someone should have hold the belt while she shoot.