Corruption 101

[123456789robbie]

how do i keep getting unsubscribed to wheezywaiter?!

[LovieeShufflez]

I Have This Whole Video Memorized....(:

[stinkomalinko]

@LovieeShufflez :yaomingew:

[lukepleaseshutup]

That last bit about the doors made me choke on my drink. And I wasn't drinking anything.

[firefreak0069]

You look like Vsauce!!!

[Baloonsnufsaid]

i love the Doors.

[The808fun]

Press 2 then 5

[The808fun]

pause then play the video then press 2

[AdamantSystems]

You so sexy.

[Psyberologist]

"You so sexy!" made me cry! I'd love it as a message ringtone :D

[allenmets]

that pimple is so annoying

[sethboy66]

@allenmets it's a zit not a pimple. GET IT RIGHT!

[meerkat71708]

Define cookie..LOL

[jltv1020]

I Love My Country besides our Government Which Is Really Corrupt

[tobzyayme]

this was wheezys sneakiest episode ever! and clever.

[paramore5575]

shouldn't everyday be anti-corruption day?

[thebattlesneetch]

While I was watching this, my mom walked into the room and said "how many hours are you gonna spend watching that guy with a beard?"

my day was made.

[RoseTheNinjaPenguin]

@thebattlesneetch That's really awesome. :]

[xXDEATHRANGERXx1]

@thebattlesneetch Awesome! :D

[KeybladeMaster33]

@thebattlesneetch

I'll be waiting for my mother to say that. xD

[KeybladeMaster33]

@thebattlesneetch

Strike that, it just happened, had to correct her though because she forgot the beard part. D:

[shinigav]

The first Weezy vid I even watched..~ The vid that introduced me to my favourite celeb.. <3

[IPepperz]

This was a day before my birthday!

[regularguy5mb]

I feel strangely corrupt for an anti-corruption day video.

[Ruest420]

this is why your still a virgin bud....you look 30, get a fuckin life

[MacOSXMason]

@Ruest420 I don't think he's a virgin...Maybe single...but definitely not a virgin (at least I think)

[Squarestudios1]

@MacOSXMason he was married i think

[MeenyMcSweeny]

@Ruest420 Not cool. I'm sending one of my mutants (made a video about them) to kill ur pet goldfish.

[Ruest420]

@MeenyMcSweeny you better not

[jordanashenden]

creep

[zaynzaynzayn]

you are so funny and cute that...

[YaikonMetal]

for whatever reason, this is my favorite wheezywaiter video lol

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[gunggung1]

probably my fav vid by you

[isaacADD]

break on through to the he's dead

[ArchetypeGotoh]

"Son, did you steal a cookie from the cookie jar?"

"Mom, I didn't let you down because you can't prove it."

"Did you?"

"I already answered that question."

"Yes or No."

"Nnn..not without reasonable doubt."

"Define 'Reasonable Doubt.'"

"Define Cookie."

[RiskyShower]

I almost choked on my own saliva at 2:23

[bobinschool]

you so sexy XD

[Gothrockgirl666]

today is my birthday decmeber 9th

[Gothrockgirl666]

december 9th is my birthday lol and a national holiday lol

[1662ninja]

''You so Sexy'' hahahaha :D YOUR THE BEST WHEEZY

[FPSRussiathebest]

I LIVE IN CHICAGO IM ON MY WAY TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW!

[LittleNekoAngel]

wait wait wait wait wait wait....no wink!? DX

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@LittleNekoAngel Um, wink from 2:22-2:30.

[LeliOranges]

@Kangakool noooooooo you're really pretty and i love your voice :)

[tragicgal]

No wink!?!?!?!?!?

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@tragicgal Um, wink from 2:22-2:30.

[Jazzupyourazz]

that was AWESOME.

[rederci939]

0:52 - 1:00

Craig is Dr. Wily :O

[TheFlibbles]

:O your mom looks alot like you!!!!!! :O

[AmplyfiMusic]

Hi, we're booking bands to play in our venue... check my page for more info.

Thanks!

Amplyfi

[SuspiciouslyDLicious]

Soon there will be commercials nesting in your eyebrows. I hate commercials.

[NikaCheysvin]

Haha Love the video! =)

[SableOrpheon]

28 people did corruption on anti corruption day :P

[tgcm4]

pause at 0:04

[SuedeMusic]

I laughed my ass off. Very funny!

[lajollaimpact12]

i hate fucking comercials

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[chentheawsome]

EVERY YOUTUBE VIDEO SKIPS THE SECOND TO LAST SECOND :) :)

[BugKilledTangerine]

"The following are things you should not do on corruption day CORRUPTION!"

Your  simple jokes make me lmao

[SweetyStar2000]

when watching the video press 2 on your keyboard

:D

[boomshagalaga500]

HEY! you didnt put pants over the word ass!!! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT YOU SAY?!

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@boomshagalaga500 Back then, in the "Leggo My Blago" video, he didn't.

[lukejgregory]

Will Driftless Pony Club ever do a UK tour or must I live in depression? : |

[thatkid6432]

My birthday is International Anti-Corruption Day! Hellz yeah.

[yogerts]

PISS OFF PEDIGREE

[SayByeAndGetHome]

Things that you shoulden\t do on corruption day

CORRUPTION!

that is soooo simple to Joke about, but if he does it it's so fun

[maddywantsunicorn]

welcome to Illinois, the only place where the governors make our license plates..

[VloggerWill]

Can u say this in your next vid--- sheik's sixth sick sheep :D

[bigtetasftw]

i think he's in julian smith's new vid

[theevilrando]

break on through to th- hes dead

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[blue0eyes6]

weezywaitow

[19xomegzxo97]

For some reason I have a reason to think that Wheezywaiter has been in school, that's probably why he hasn't been making videos so often. I mean, beards, wigs, childish piano toy, beards, falling off heads, beards, stealing cookies, acne, beards. He's clearly in school. :D

[marisamacabre]

i missed craig.

[DF9392]

@Frotty33 Wow! ...Use those adjectives!

[Kangakool]

@Frotty33 That's so mean! And I may be only saying that because I'm the ugly dumb girl in question. Hi.

[RuthePhoenix]

@Kangakool You're NOT an ugly dumb girl :) Some people are Meeeeeeeeeeaaaaannnn.

[JCScare]

@Kangakool You're not ugly or dumb. You have an amazing voice and this guy obviously can't tell that a marker beard does not = ugly.

[KSaebinMusic]

"define 'reasonable doubt'. define 'cookie'!" hahaha omg I love you.

[jennymas16]

Craig, you're my favorite youtuber!!! Keep it up!!! God bless!!! :)

[darknight0086]

Define cookie...I died laughing

[jjjhs12]

Wheezy the new Borg Queen?! There goes the universe....

[jennabeanski]

dftba

[SquareRootOfPoop]

Craig with a wig is sexy...

[thepapermakery]

huzzah!craig-with'n-thy-hair-p­eice...

[strongbadFTW]

What is the first video were wheezy made a clone?

[DoodiePunk]

Things we don't do on corruption day: Corruptions :D ha hahahha

[wearethebomb42]

yay for Craig with a Wig! hes my favorite, um, whatever he is! you should make a playlist of all the vids you can find with Craig with a Wig in them!

[FanOfFender095]

I JUST BOUGHT A WHEEZY WAITER SHIRT! :B

[kristengoulette]

this was uploaded on my dads birthday xD

[MsUhhOhhz]

why is it that when I press the previous video button it wont work D:

[treatzio]

awesome!

[cheatdude555]

bring back Ty the regular guy he was funny!!!!!!!!!!

[paraguaykid]

You should have a channel for your clone/clones

[mafSAW]

@paraguaykid thumbs up on this guy!! XD

[BlackroseDani]

Wheezy, where have you gone? :(

[noahsark1962]

Lol,your a character.:)

[CurlyRecords]

Psst, Wheezy! I heard Scarlett Johansson is single again! ;)

[gunwoo82]

I just realized how addicted I am to youtube...... What type of waiter takes smoke break this long? Screw it, I'm going back to cocaine....

[AceEazy]

I bet you can't handle two pinto beans Mr. Waiter!!! =7O

[jmovlogs]

He probably hasn't made a video in a week because he's too busy exploiting democracy for his own financial gain.

[jmovlogs]

Weezy, I just heard your giving away your keyboard for p4a, wtf? how are you gonna make dings?

[411toby]

I'm glad to see that I am not the only person who noticed that Wheezy vanished at the very same time that Scarlett Johnason announced the end of her marriage.

If I didn't know better I'd suspect a conspiracy or some other possible "corruption"

at play. Oh Wheezy, send us a clue...should we call in the dogs? Notify the FBI?

[MiracleMira]

Ohh good to know - I was just drinking my cofee infront of the computer thinking: He better be working hard on a reeeeeally awesome project for awesome video cause not even hooking up with Scarlet would let him off the hook ... but for charity I'll survive another day without ya Weezy LOL

[aimanasrafroslan]

where is the whale??

[TheBearEzentials]

Where are you Wheezy?!!

I keep checking for new videos at your channel, thinking the Subscription box was broken or something!

[KoMighty]

wow...why doesnt he make videos anymore

[Ihasahotdoginmypants]

He's in California for the project for awesome thing that is this weekend

[Liz42d]

Come home weeky waido :´(

[jcastro11]

Dudes he is woth scarlet leave him alone, we love you wheezy!!! But make a video one in a while please

[thegantzman19]

did he move to LA or something?

[onesockgrace]

he's in LA with ShayTards check out their channels latest video and you will see him there for a moment.

[kiusap]

Just to tell you that your sex-appeal smashed me *feels corrupted*

[LtTurtle13]

People need to leave him alone. He's in California right now, so back off

[Rewski]

EXPLOSION!

[GenSneaky81]

Wheezy u built a fan base (thx to Philly D's endorsement) and suddenly u quit caring enough to continue making videos. What are u forcing people to make their subscription list 1 smaller cause wheezy stopped delivering???

[stufftodo]

I was sad that you haven't uploaded a new video lately, but then I saw a few frames of you in the Shaytards vlog and it cheered me up.

[IHACKER316]

cmooooooon new video

[coolkid3749]

WHEEZY WAITER IS IN CALIFORNIA.. I SAW HIM IN SHAY'S VLOG

[PublicBlasturbator]

2:05 lolololololololololololololol

[Mysoundproofwalls]

Guys, I'm sorry wheezy is currently chilling in my sex dungeon but I promise I'll let him out soon.

[RukiTheAnimeNinja]

wheezy! WHERE ARE YOU! Have you been taken hostage by the sun?! Has the eagle murdered you ?! Have the clones rebelled and pushed you into the alligator pit?! WE ARE CONCERNED!

<3 ruki

[LtTurtle13]

Where's Wheezy?! No one cares about Waldo anymore. He gets lost so much that we've given up caring. Waldo can find his own way back

[citylights453]

Okay so

It has been 6 days

I

need

a

video

That is all. I love you and your beard Craig, I just miss you is all :(

[krazykanadian6]

do you just make videos whenever you feel like it now... I subbed Wheezy cause he always had vids out through the week now we are lucky to get 2 a week.... I think ill switch my sub to Current

[salteastTV]

CRAIIIG!!! WE MISS YOU!!!! :(

[anniekal01]

DONATE MORE THINGS TO THE P4A RAFFLE. LIKE A COFFEE MUG. OR A PAIR OF WHEEZY SHOES.

[shoepolishwonderful]

i'm having wheezywithdrawl

[s0584333]

whats with your buddy Lamarr i gave him a comment on how he could imrpove his show and he sent me back a nasty comment and now i cant comment on any of his channels

[KarolineTheDane]

I miss Craig :( Please make a new video soon?

[gje96fcb]

its craigity craig, craig with a wig<3

[sv122]

Weeezyyy where are you D: if you don't make a new video, I'll come and find you.. And say like: WEEZY WHOAT THEH FOCK?!? And you then would be like,,, explosion! And then you're clones will KO me and throw me in the alligator pit :(

[tjhung3]

fly to AUSTRALIA and lets go get some coffee together sometime :) im sure our ostriches can take your eagle on.

[ms9519]

You ever notice when Craig has a zit, Craig with a wig also has one :O Thats so weird!

[ColdplayKid112]

EXPLO- Oh wait..... THAT WAS YESTERDAY >:I

[boycuc2]

you so sexy....

[drake2727]

why doesn't the eagle lay more eggs? did it get nutered? how un-manly.

[Wakkawakka388372]

You better have Oprah in your next video!!

[Wakkawakka388372]

The eagle must have kidnapped you! Oh noes

[DukeGoat147]

Almost a whole week without Weezy! Miss you!

*starts to look at old videos*

[TheVamplestat]

Dear Craig, just wanted to give you a heads up that scarlett johansson and ryan reynolds broke up, go get em tiger! lol

[habbahubbaftw]

hey, scarlett johansson is single again! isn't that awesome!

[CopyyyCat]

@habbahubbaftw

OMG thats it! No Explosion Wednesday cos Craig HAS HOOKED up with Scarlett!!

Way to get her on the rebound there Craig!

[CiipherZer0]

luckily, Mr. Wheezy, you have so many videos i can take weeks like this to appreciate all of those and not feel the lack of asthma-inflicted not-a-waiterness in my life. --For the rest of you feeling this lack.

GO to his channelpage, watch some playlists& drown in videos... then when he's BACK, flood the comments with questions about old inside jokes-- TY the regular guy, Free bagels, etc.

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

BLARGH! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'm sad, everyday I go to my subscriptions, scroll down to your name, click it, and still see this video, I die a little inside. Maybe I should threaten you... if you don't upload a video by Sunday, you sir, will have one less subscriber. Sorry for the harsh consequences, but I gotta do what I gotta do...

[vanessasaysrawr]

WHEEZY WHERE DID YOU GO?

DID YOU FINALLY GET WITH SCARLETT NOW THAT RYAN AND HER BROKE UP? THAT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU ARE EXCUSED FROM MAKING A VIDEO.

We still love you.

But where did you go? We miss you... :/

[AdamTadz]

@vanessasaysrawr He's in LA for Project 4 Awesome

[qazninja3]

@vanessasaysrawr Or if he is making explosion Wednesday a thing! :D

[carowabbit]

I'm thinking Craig is in hiding because he shaved his beard off and will be back once it grows back fully.. :|

[jkl24livelaughlove]

ATTENCION TO WHEEZY SCARLET AND RYAN BROKE UPP!!!!!

[MoniSam]

wheeeeeeeere arreeeeee youuuuuuu?!?!?!?!

ugh, i cant have my daily serving of cereal w/out watching your show!!!!

*bawls*

my cereal tastes soo bland when you're not around.. *sobs*

[AlbertoZR01]

Dude what is going on? No new video?

Santa clause warned me about this but seriously?

Im dissapointed :(

Btw, make a video putting a trap for eagle sending him/her far far far away until he/she reaches the sun (a super wheezy punch or wink should work) to burn him/her so then it is force to desperately look for water and gets to the alligator pit ... Then drink some coffee :)

Ps. Im not saying you SHOULD make this video because its millionaire idea, plus i wrote All this from my iPhone and i

[HD6314]

WHERE ARE YOU!

[Zonkosable]

WHERE THE *EXPLOSION* ARE YOU?!

[originalannonymous]

Aw no explosion Wednesday (if he makes it a thing, I'm not sure yet if he will( where are you oprah)) sadfa-explosion... OUCH!!! Right on the sadface.

[INTHEFAACE]

Me too!! Whewe ow u wheezy watow? :(

[mr569JJA]

5 days with out wheezy waiter... I think im slowly dieing D :

[TheSuperRainbows]

I better see Scarlett Johansson in the next video wheezy waitoor.

[imaginationcakes]

CRAIG SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS SINGLE NOW!!

ooo get it guy, get itttt~

[hanarama1992]

Craig!!!! Y YOU NO POST NEW VIDZ?!?!?!

[spogee]

Where are you Craig? :(

[Rewski]

Where the fuck is my new video!

[CopyyyCat]

No Explosion Wednesday!?

... Its a good thing it's not a thing. thing. thing.... thing

[WhoamiTV]

no video for 6 days D:

[GotBecket]

Corruption=bad ---lol that bribing part!

[Zyunaful]

Lol "That's gross."

[BurpMasterFlex]

ʎɐqǝ ɟo ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu˙˙˙˙˙˙ʇıɥs

[doipark]

@BurpMasterFlex woah! how'd you do that? or did you seriously buy a keyboard from e-bay? :/