Ted getting hit definitely needs an "Xbox Achievement" to flash at the bottom of the screen. "Put pathetic lawyer out of his misery with one shot... +25"
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEAT DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen.NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP DIS IS SCARY.SEND DIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.ITA SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS
first even if a guy is "girly" as you say being girly is totally different from being a "pussy"
second he is most likely just blaming it on the sight because he has a terrible shot or it isnt set correctly
third if you think closely about it you can say that the "angel of love" is blocking his attempts to embarrass JD and only the time he does get shot is because he got his heartbroken and if you look even closer the paint hit his heart
Okay, why are my balls now the subject of the argument? I do believe it to be quite impossible for me to actually drop them, seeing as they are resting in my scrotum.
1. You spend your free time searching youtube, and typing these outlandish statements so you can get all giddy with your friends at your next sleepover and giggle over saying stupid shit online.
2. I may not seem to have much ground to stand on as I too am on youtube, but I am typically narcotized (it is a word look it up) by alcohol and or marijuana.
Hahaha, he totally sounded like he was wounded. "I've been hit." Ted's awesome.
theawardgoesto1 1 month ago
33 people have been hit by Janitor
TheHeretic337 3 months ago 3
i love the way ted says
''i've been hit''
xnbentari 3 months ago 3
Press 6 then 9.
yeyo11111 3 months ago
...Ive been hit...
KralleCR 4 months ago
aww man hilarious! IVE BEEN HIT
joshmattg 5 months ago 2
Keep Pressing 6
THUGLIFEILLUMINATI 5 months ago 6
Spam 6 and ROFL
vencagek 5 months ago
ive been hit :O
pennylola123 5 months ago
What's the track at 0:22?
nobiggiestudio 5 months ago
i love ted when he gets all depressed, hes like awwwwwwwww man, i did it again(example)
999fishandchips 5 months ago
thumbs up if you think Ted is the funniest character in Scrubs
knightoflight86 5 months ago 2
HAHA KEEP PRESSING 6 Thats FUN !!! XD
sharxTV 5 months ago
so much hotter than elliot
batmanpronz 6 months ago
lol he fired a smiley at 0:26 ^^
ReloggLP 6 months ago 3
TEEEEEAAAAADSHOOT!!!
CoDBlackOpsGameplays 6 months ago 3
Hey its me if i ever worked in a hospital
Dakor113 6 months ago
TED IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuckpickingusernames 6 months ago 2
Hahaha I love this sexy moment music xD
nobiggiestudio 6 months ago
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press 6 for hit ted.
Breekachuful 6 months ago
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Breekachuful 6 months ago
2 5 6 8
MrAaahh1 6 months ago
J.D kicked his leg back! XD
crybabygirl08 6 months ago
@nightbrace96 I was waiting for a punchline on this... it never came
abcisthealphabet 6 months ago
@abcisthealphabet wasnt supposed to be funny
janitor missed all those shots since nothing could ruin JD his day then he got depressed and got hit in his chest
docleader99 6 months ago
He does realize that he's gonna have to clean that up later right?
mrsdeshiro 6 months ago
press 6 for an instant HEADSHOT !!
xSEBi92 6 months ago
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@xSEBi92 NO! it's press 6 for an instant "TEDSHOT"!!
nobiggiestudio 6 months ago
@nightbrace96 ...i prefer to assume JD has a forcefield.
thewolfkingskeeper 7 months ago
boom!! tedshot :D
phikladi 7 months ago 2
0:31...
why always Ted :D
ronnydalia 7 months ago 2
6... Ted's been hit.
Deadstickperson303 7 months ago
epic LOL face 0:11
ThreeWayClimax 7 months ago
press 6 for epic head shot "i been hit "
lotofhate 7 months ago
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youneekk 8 months ago
Ted is such a noob.
Zwartekaka 8 months ago
TEDSHOT!
switchfan50 8 months ago 235
@switchfan50 love it hahaha
RLBproduction 4 months ago
i n german its a bit funnier :D
VariosArtist1 8 months ago
i've been hit!
DragonFlyMKW 8 months ago
Tedshot!!
Ruuod 8 months ago
"I've been hit" I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING!!!
MrDao17 9 months ago 4
TEDSHOT !
01704308563 9 months ago
Pause, press 6 and then press 9
FINkahvikuppi 9 months ago
Pause it then play and press 6 =)
deadwolfknight 9 months ago
Lol, if you keep pressing 6, you'll see the point of impact on Ted's skull lol.
MutuallyDistractive 9 months ago
JANITOR now dominates TEH TED
ruassmarkt 9 months ago
31 people have been hit!!!
sahinduezguen 9 months ago
Smile of Janitor at 0:10 IS EPIC!
diablo1675 10 months ago
BOOM, TEDSHOT!
diablo1675 10 months ago
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So funny when JD lift his foot on 0:23
SuperJohnlm 10 months ago
So funny when JD lift his foot on 0:24
SuperJohnlm 10 months ago
Damn. gotta love Scrubs lol
luiekang 10 months ago
at 0:25
sad face :(
alexkane07 10 months ago 2
hold 5 not press HOLD
toads4lfe 10 months ago
press 6 for instant head shot
MrHawka08 11 months ago 19
You shall be avenged, Theodore!!!!!
RemyCoolX 11 months ago
ted rocks !!
aboo00oode992 11 months ago
/watch?v=3cHE86xYRVU Please watch this video, i bet it will make you happy :)
TheViksod 11 months ago
I think Ted could've suffered a concussion from that...
mukraf 11 months ago
I'VE BEEN HIT
MrZixoz 1 year ago
Press 4 constantly to see JD take advantage of the situation.
rencrow 1 year ago
Press 6 (not numpad, the normal 6) rapidly. :D
nickzloshier 1 year ago
Lawyer's gonna get PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!
AEMoreira81 1 year ago
i never actually realized he gets shot in the heart because he's let down by kim
PutUpOrShutUp221 1 year ago
i've been hit... tedshots are the best
Marshmallowmann 1 year ago
@Marshmallowmann nice, tedshot!
Elstinoss 1 year ago
I love how JD lifts his leg up like that, like a lady. Dr Cox is right in calling him girls' names lol
ohyeahhoneysheband 1 year ago
i just kept clicking on 0:31 hahahaha
Gorattin 1 year ago
TED SHOT!
EcoNation 1 year ago
I have no idea how or why but Elliot looks (if possible!) even more desirable at 00:17.
CountTentacula 1 year ago
hahaha keep pressing 0.31 splat! headshot! lol :D
ermmm264 1 year ago
That part with Ted saying "...I've been hit" might be among the best parts of Scrubs.
dudestr5552 1 year ago 8
Poor Ted, thinking he's important enough to get shot.
Archangel3583 1 year ago
:( sad face on the second time he tried~! :D
bloominglove27 1 year ago
Awww poor Ted. I love the little mutter he gives. SPLAT!! "I've been hit"
ElKierano 1 year ago
30 peopleb got hit with paint balls
evanstubbins2010 1 year ago
the funny thing is the janitor has to clean up that paint
mtnshreader22 1 year ago
@mtnshreader22
The janitor never cleans up :P
u might have noticed it, if u have watched only one episode^^
StrangeTeccaNina 1 year ago 5
MAN DOWN!
ktockly 1 year ago
i love how ted has enough strength to look up and "man down"
AaaBbbCcc00 1 year ago
elizabeth banks is such a babe
akomc 1 year ago
0:32 HEADSHOT
ktockly 1 year ago
looked like it fucking popped his skull open! hahaha
ted
m14closerangeSniper 1 year ago
LOL at 0:25 if u look at the paint splatter it looks like a :( LOL
dawnoflife3 1 year ago 6
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@dawnoflife3 hahaha i see it!
luvluvzuri 1 year ago
0:31 awesome
hoboskater666 1 year ago
ive been hit XD
pulpfiction47 1 year ago
Ted Shot!
Achievement Unlocked
BEWM TEDSHOT
+50 Gamer Points
1hit3wins 1 year ago 73
@1hit3wins yours is the only 'boom tedshot' that actually deserves thumbs up, you went the extra mile for the lulz
onilink0thefur 8 months ago
TEDSHOT!!!
TregForce 1 year ago
Yay Nelson-based paintgun
0O00OO0O00OO0O00OO 1 year ago
"I've been hit" haha best line ever!
mltbs19 1 year ago 4
TEDSHOT xD
AmonAmarth1988 1 year ago
Achievement Unlocked: Ted Shot (25G)
ZeldaFreak1987 1 year ago 6
Achevement Gained: Ted Shot! +13,337
piemanization 1 year ago
Ted getting hit definitely needs an "Xbox Achievement" to flash at the bottom of the screen. "Put pathetic lawyer out of his misery with one shot... +25"
hualni 1 year ago 3
Ive been hit HAHAHA
minimandude 1 year ago
They should have hit the Todd too
kratochvil9 1 year ago
hmmmm it was working great yesterday at the zoo.
TheEminemfan1990 1 year ago 2
Headshot +50XP
TheHonestCommenter 1 year ago
lol I've been hit XD
ntabiblaze 1 year ago 6
hahahahahhahaaaa TED SHOT YEAHHHHH
sgravenhagen 1 year ago 4
waaaaaaaaahahahahaha ted !!!!!!!!!!
OUCHEN1900 1 year ago
lmfaoooo "ive been hit....." *falls slowly* :D
DemonicTy65 1 year ago 145
Hahaha, Ted's awesome xD
BastetGreyP 1 year ago
haha JD had his leg up XD
Wendy2Fluffy 1 year ago 3
Haha ted is f-ing hilarious.
TAlderson91 1 year ago
"Ive Been Hit"- Ted is the coolest
billfromattorney 1 year ago
0:33 LOL ROFL!!!
POPOPOWER5 1 year ago
"it was working great at the zoo"
maxbie123 1 year ago 3
I love Ted's voice in english. It's so different to the german o:
JessiiLovesMiku 1 year ago
whaha that was awesome
he spent an entire day trying to hit JD with a paitball gun
WulvPawz 1 year ago 4
ted got owned by the janitor lol
hardrockmetal989 1 year ago
0:27 theres a frowny face on the window
Calvatron4000 1 year ago 4
HAHAHA BOOOOM TEDSHOT!! XD
B0untey 1 year ago 2
Jesus god that would hurt like hell.
VooDooXII 1 year ago
gotta love Ted, he is so funny!
Nautypaw 1 year ago 6
@Nautypaw You act surprised ;)
underdog353777 1 year ago
Anyone else catch JD lifting his leg like a chick?
Zxceelxuz 1 year ago 118
@Zxceelxuz You sound like you're surprised ;)
underdog353777 1 year ago
@Zxceelxuz its part of the joke. if u have seen that episode you would get y.
tonor 7 months ago
Poor Ted :o(
Mubble 1 year ago
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TheOfficialScrubs 1 year ago
"I've been hit...!" xD
Zyloon 1 year ago 6
sucks that ted and the janitor is not acting in season 9.. it would have been awesome =)
MrSchodda 1 year ago
I love JD's face at :11
legatoblue217 1 year ago
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deagla2 1 year ago
I've been hit!!! XDDD
oyxox 1 year ago 3
0:31 , awesome ted.;D
MrTheRutger 1 year ago 3
LMFAO! omfg im in stitches! ted actually likes to think it was an actual headshot! lmao
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takvslok42 1 year ago
I can't imagine Scrubs without Ted rofl :D
Robo335 2 years ago 8
I think that kiss J.D. had was very sweet!
Stinkfly3 2 years ago 3
BOOM HEADSHOT! ted pwned
4ty5 2 years ago 217
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL TED hilarious headshot then pretends to die
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larryj167 2 years ago
ted is freakin legendery!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaahahhahahahaahhahahahahhahahahaha
2diaby2 2 years ago 2
iv been hit!
larrowl 2 years ago 4
Boom! Ted shot!
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HOTStripperin 2 years ago
@coldwave44
xDDDDD
L4DPlayer 1 year ago
@coldwave44 This comment is the most worthy of a thumbs up, compared to everyone else who merely quotes stuff.
Kudos to you! :D
UKFX 1 year ago
0:26 its a face
The2Uhhhhhhhhhh 2 years ago 2
awesome TED......bwaaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahszhahahahahahahahahahahahahah....hahah
initotaysubay4 2 years ago 2
muahahahahahhaahhaahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahaha TTTEEEDDDD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
drpeterlankton 2 years ago
why isn't Jd ok
MrPocketGroover 2 years ago
because he got whats her face pregnant and doesnt want to stay with her
**if i remember correctly that is**
deadlyxcrime17 2 years ago
Wen janitor misses jd and it hits the glass it makes a sad face :)
AlexH787 2 years ago
0:30-0:39 lol score five points!
Ziggman2g 2 years ago
Ted FTW
Lemau 2 years ago 2
ive been hit
daikatana117 2 years ago 5
0:30 is the best
fensterladen123 2 years ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
so funny
CMF412 2 years ago 2
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OMFG DON'T FEED THE TROLL!
Bogadodo12 2 years ago
Play less DotA
JustSivas58 2 years ago
DAMMIT! Is it the sight ?Ted: I´ve been hit! Yeah, the Sight
Notetwister182 2 years ago 2
Ted- I've been hit, *falls on floor*
XDXDXDXDXD
Kurama024 2 years ago
lmfao ted!
babbelito 2 years ago
Haha Ted: I´ve been hit
JT2534 2 years ago 3
0:30
BOOM HEADSHOT
JDev82 2 years ago
lol XD
Ted:I've been hit!
swordking51 2 years ago
I love how
1. There is no sight on the gun and he says "Is it the sight...?"
And
2. J.D. gets hit almost point blank with a paintball and doesn't even flinch
EnadZT 2 years ago
First of all, there is a sight, he's not using it, but there is a sight.
Second, that was not a point blank shot.
Third, if you're not a pussy you won't necessarily react every time you get hit by a paintball.
teeo215 2 years ago 3
J.D. as a character is fairly... girly? I think he would react to a paintball shot from halfway across the room.
Still hes not even using the sight but hes blaming it on the sight or just questioning it in general.
EnadZT 2 years ago
@EnadZT
first even if a guy is "girly" as you say being girly is totally different from being a "pussy"
second he is most likely just blaming it on the sight because he has a terrible shot or it isnt set correctly
third if you think closely about it you can say that the "angel of love" is blocking his attempts to embarrass JD and only the time he does get shot is because he got his heartbroken and if you look even closer the paint hit his heart
fourth why would the use real paintballs
leetfeetman 2 years ago
1. Its not the same, but they're connected. If a guy is girly, chances are they will act like a girl when they get hit by a paintball
2. Hes not even using it.
3. There is no point to this.
4. Because he is the Janitor.
EnadZT 2 years ago 3
EnadZT, you are a fairy cunt. Who gives a flying fuck about his character. He is a better actor than you could ever think of in your diminutive skull.
Oh, and there is a sight you blind fuck.
islander1415 2 years ago
Dude, you're so cool you can call people "fairy cunts" over the internet.
Learn to argue and drop your balls before you come talk to me again.
EnadZT 2 years ago
Okay, why are my balls now the subject of the argument? I do believe it to be quite impossible for me to actually drop them, seeing as they are resting in my scrotum.
islander1415 2 years ago 4
Now for the real argument...
1. You spend your free time searching youtube, and typing these outlandish statements so you can get all giddy with your friends at your next sleepover and giggle over saying stupid shit online.
2. I may not seem to have much ground to stand on as I too am on youtube, but I am typically narcotized (it is a word look it up) by alcohol and or marijuana.
islander1415 2 years ago 5
why argu? its a wast of time if u ask me i meen cant we all b frends?
shaunsk8r 2 years ago
Arguing over the internet is like the paralympics... XD
Lemau 2 years ago
well said!
shaunsk8r 2 years ago
Oh dear...
Henners1991 2 years ago
man i diont know what the arguement is about, but when i read part 1. of your comment it was as if dr cox was writing it lol
MAN2DRAGON 2 years ago
i dunno which of the Janitiors investion was better:?
drill-fork
Knife-wreck
that beeping noise thing
and more!!
partygirl209 2 years ago 2
roof toliet
SCANTRAXXSNiPER 2 years ago
is that really an investion?!?!?
partygirl209 2 years ago
yeh
watch the 3rd season
SCANTRAXXSNiPER 2 years ago