Robot Jox Part 7 of 8

[countjulian]

He was blinded for a lot less than 90 seconds.....

[WildBuck007]

Funny stuff when Alexander locks on Achilles in space. Sounds like he is wackin off lol XD

[Andrew28b]

rapid punching? more like gentle fisting XD

[startrek003]

this is better then crapy fake cgi

[80rockforever]

@startrek003 im defo thumbs up that comment

[JonasPolsky]

Achilles only weakness was his heel, who would have guessed...

[JonasPolsky]

Am I the only one that thought when they went into outer space that it ramped up the action to a whole new level?

[SARTechTilton]

I dont get how the pilots get hurt. Maybe because it's in the script?

[bigwhitehound]

@SARTechTilton The pilots get hurt by getting shaken around. Just like F1 drivers or jet pilots are often bruised head to foot after a long race on a twisted track or high speed combat.

[Ebb1993isgreat]

I'm gonna get in this thing, and I'm gonna KICK. YOUR. *SS!

[JhonnyDaemon]

This movie rocks. I remember it from when I was a kid.

[Chris17psi]

Buzz Lightyear at 7:55. Quote at 8:03 "TOO. MANY. G's! MUST. NOT. SHIT. PANTS!

btw...where is part 8? (ha! j.k.)

[Hallinilla9]

Fist bump.

[kevin73499]

areglen el youtube esta feo

[cpufightclub]

If you don't read the description, I am going to get in this thing and kick your ass!

[80rockforever]

@cpufightclub ur my official robot jox description enforcer

[billyboyjennings]

It's funny how this cheap movie is more realistic than most when it comes to the space battle because there's no sound in space.

[Hallinilla9]

A blender?! What good is that? Robot smoothies?

[crrider12564]

i had read the book long before the movie came out. they were pretty much identicle.

[Anarchist86ed]

His achilles heal...

[JeevZ86]

awesome memories! I had this on tape then my sister recorded over it :(

gotta love cold war era propaganda

[NomnomJawsnomnom]

who yells "geronimo!" when leaping to their death?

[MasterJediDude]

@NomnomJawsnomnom Apparently fat Texan traitors do.

[tkawaii]

girl should have been killed

[Veiados]

I like that @ 0:22 "To activate the blinding super ray, press the botton underneath the big ass yellow construction paper sun on your joystick."

[TheJomogogo]

@Veiados

LOL yeah the big yellow star on the joystick looked like something a kid cut out for the movie, really top notch production values.

[Veiados]

@TheJomogogo Just realized too, he said "It will blind you opponent for up to 90 seconds". Didn't Alexander seem to get over this mega blinder in like 2.3 seconds followed by, "Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and the he practically mounted her. lol

[MasterJediDude]

@TheJomogogo I'm pretty sure that it was origami markers made by the Japanese guy. Just placed on top of the buttons as a reminder.

[busterbwn]

I loved the movie back in the 90s and did again tonight. But WTF I didn't get to see the end!!! Booo.. Now I can't sleep I hope your happy..

[JoakimfromAnka]

Transformers+astronauts. :D

[whatsgoingon07]

this is the corniest movie EVER!! i love it!

[MrControlroom]

Glad to see the Nintendo Wii gets used in the future to decide global conflicts. I can't wait to get the 10-storey mech attachment from EB Games for mine.

[buddywilson74]

3:50 here comes the "clown puncher" secret weapon!

[shonuffisthemaster]

ahhh I'm out in space! orbiting the earth! oh no now I've crash landed conveniently in the exact same location i took off from without even trying!:)

[socialspasmdrums]

the goofiness of this movie is unbelievable. Gotta love the spring-fist and the test tube scientist. So awesome

[Hallinilla9]

Athena sucks at this.

[Raveninety9]

OMG THE WAY THE BİG ROBOT SLOWLY POKES THE WHİTE ROBOT

LOL

[DinoVice]

ALEXANDER PERFERS THE SHOCK AND AWE APROACHE.. I LOVE HOW HE JUST LANDS AND OPENS FIRE WITH THE HELLFIRE CANNON LAUGHING. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrStillmans]

They should have forfeited the match, let the opposing side take Alaska, terminate all the test tube subjects, and let her parade around out there with no opponent to fight. Yeah, I'm into rules and all that.

Cockpit temperature: irrelevant. All jox are cheating!

[adrian14643]

never let a woman operate a robot,this is a mans world

[JOCKATEO]

shes taking a pounding

[sukebestudios]

@JOCKATEO giggity...

[tinymanthebeast]

thes reminfs me of the game mechassault. ans number 2 . thats a bad ass game if you like thes movie.

[JadeSimonetto]

alexander just put that hoe in full guard. robot ufc!

[tharg112]

1.24

[bernardhill1]

What can I say! EXCELLENT.

[vivalaminion]

feels like hes raping her

[Demokrator86]

Geronimoooooooo!!!

[mewtwo1gb]

in Space!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHA

[spedmental]

this is one of the most badass things i ever scene. this is the closest to macross or gundam ive scene in live action.

[GeoVII]

HAHAHA! Apparently in the 80s, women can't drive giant robots. XD

[artfan101]

it would have been funny if they were only on the second floor when he jumped out. 

[Keith459001]

space rules

[ironchimpo]

that thing burns a lot of oil

[ironchimpo]

anybody remember crazy ivan?

[BrettRathbone26]

@ironchimpo yeah lol, ps1

[natedizzle505]

he's killing her.... HE' KILLING HER!!!!... HAHAHAHAH... it's funny when old people panic...

[ZombieFish17]

it would be cooler if they had guns and cannons like on mechwarrior

[tharg112]

1:24

[louiev2000]

That was a fast sequence, next thing I know they were both in outer space. Who cares about the cheesiness, love the movie.

[fogn1]

damn joe don baker would have made a perfect tex!

[naxeena]

He stripped her in a few seconds. Lol thats amazing.

[louiev2000]

@naxeena

when you're rescuing a hot chick, time flies.

[impastable]

the pneumatic fist is the funniest thing ever.

[apex2000]

that pneumatic arm just kills any credibility to the fight, i didnt know if to laugh or cry

[valhallaforever]

It's nice to see that in the year 2212 people will still be yelling "Geronimo" when they jump off a cliff.

[apex2000]

he wearing a cow boy hat, so he some kinda of retro buff, geronimo was cowboy times after all, and he probably took it from the movie not the historical event

[jerogiman]

OMG!! 1st time i watched this movie, they look real, when i was 9.. hahaha

[NemesisInforcer32]

Ok where did dumbass think he was gonna fly to? Go go power Rangers.....funny he didnt fry comming back to earth but yet didnt the face plate of the robot get smashed

[Zigmand]

Did Alexander say "dosvidanja" at 9:32 ? LOL

[Naxwell]

I really like how there's no sound in space. That was some nice unexpected realism in this robot gladiator movie.

[deadlinesman]

Where's part 8 mofo?????

[80rockforever]

read the fkin description

[iCloneDemo]

@80rockforever LOL

[Skeletoraids]

Where the hell is part 8?

[80rockforever]

read the dam description

[angelwings955]

Why was this movie never made into an MST3K episode? It's perfect in its crappiness, like Space Mutiny. Woooo! lol

[DBoy02]

It's because unlike Space Mutiny, Robot Jox can actually be entertaining without witty commentary. As long as you skip most of the dialogue scenes, that is.

[MyFoodsRtouching]

1:30 "Sorry, Mr. Achilles. I'm not a very effective security agent. Oh my gosh! What happened to your forehead?! Ouch!"

2:34 - what an inopportune time to suffer a stroke.

4:17 "Hold on, guys! Diarrhea!"

4:21 "Ah, fuggin' A! I've got to make it back home to my own toilet!"

7:50 - Alright, alright!...that's enough. You boys take this outside.

9:01 Computer- "You have stubbed your toe on a space missile."

[Paxtin]

0:18 "The trigger is under the sun image."

You mean the gold star sticker?

3:50 lmao

Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you?...

[jusdevache]

8:03

Looks like he is constipated from eating that "All Beef" hot dog at his brothers house.

[jusdevache]

1:36 Sounds like he yells "Anyone caught ironing their clothes...Will be shot!!!!!"

hahahah

[jusdevache]

3:48 Deploying the mighty fist of Pizza Dough making!!!!!!!!!!!! Terribly stupid weapon.

[jusdevache]

1:31 secret gay lovers glance.

[vfIskullangel]

My favorite part of the movie when they go into space. I remember as a kid that being the coolest thing ever!. Still is!

[aexstatic]

if this was real... and the sovz would send that thing to the allied... it would suck... hahaha

but its a good film though... back in the day...

[mcmanusdown]

the movements to control the robots in this movie are so classic.

[SolidMGsnake]

damn these sound effects were pretty damn good

[sukebestudios]

Ok...I''m gonna blind him...then do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

[icehorse1010]

*Gives the thumbs up* "Un huh, i'll see you in hell." ^_^

[aoe1981]

I'm gonna get in this thing and I'm gonna... kick ...your...ASS!!!

[bigpoopie69]

Vyyy don't I just cruuuuush youuuuuuuuu...

[budokai140]

That old lady cracks me up! All she does is stand there and shake her hands lol

[LloydTiberon]

Geronimooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo

[LloydTiberon]

I think this would make an awesome game.

[necarne123]

who else thinks this is perfect for the wii? im writing to nintendo, cause this would kick ass

[80rockforever]

wiibot jox maybe?

[ironchimpo]

@80rockforever that is a great name for it.

[sukebestudios]

@80rockforever Lol, thanks for putting the movie up, but if they call it "Wiibot Jox," I'll smack you for even posting that idea. XD sorry, just joking.

[BanditmanEXE]

They made a game for PS2 called steambot chronicles which has a similar fighting system.

[AlgusUnderdunk]

OH! This would actually be a good excuse to bring back the Nintendo series Teleroboxer.

It was a Virtual Boy game and basically had the same conceptual plot and style of Robot Jox.

[raptor123187]

@necarne123 Yep, I'd be one of the first to buy it.

[weldonwin]

Those blinders really didn't do squat besides piss off the Russian guy

[Amnesiacmidnitetoker]

WOW THIS SO MUCH GUN DAM action lol I know said it before but I cant help not to think they can make this movie today so much better but this awesome classic just like it is .but now we can well they can make it 1000 better!!

[Kriegfreak]

Tex Conway ftw!

[tzrd350]

flying all the way to space only to get his ass kicked lolz

[Vespuchian]

You know, I had a good suspension of disbelief going until the 'suddenly, SPACE!' bit.

[PhelanKell21]

"Uh-uh, ill see you in hell!" LOL awesome

[j844]

Tex looks like good ol' Jim Ross from WWE.

[GILakaGP3]

this is how the Transformers should have looked

[ZuhairAli83]

yeah hit the robot on its crotch

[TheHatterM]

"Geronimo!!!" *THUD*

Best. Death. Ever.

[argyle48]

Haha! I dont remember them flying into space!!

[k4n3]

they need to make more movies like this but with a bigger budget

[akswarman]

ALEXANDER IS SO GODDAM BADASS MAN AND HIS MECH IS FUKIN AWSOME that athina gets destoryed by alexander

[timanonymous]

did he say geronimo when he jumped to his death? lol

[sidling187]

yes indeed

[duty22]

lol... hey yea i was thinking bout that-think thats were they got the idea for this????

[tierney78]

and the academy award for best actor goes too.....the robot of course.robot jox rules

[gokhanzita]

I´m a chick and I dig robots.

[fool1shmortal]

She got punished for turning her brights on.

Thank you for posting this! I thought there's a sequel called "Crash and Burn (maybe written another way)", but all I saw on youtube's options was a gay movie and a tv series. I'm sure this film had a sequel called something like Crash and Burn. Am I right?

Do chicks dig giant robots?

[80rockforever]

had 2 sequels kinda lol....u have crash and burn and u have robot wars:robot jox 2

[bmovies4life]

seein that fat cowboy dude do a peter pan off that ledge screaming geronimo... hilarious

[bawad]

lol

[lycurgus33]

Actually he wasn't fat at all. The extra bulk was a hidden hip-jet pack with the activation word "geronimo". Unfortunately it was damaged in the fight with the guards and so Tex fell to his untimely death.

[TakumProti]

Just to ask, how do you know? I'm not being challenging, I'm asking validly, because I had aboslutely no idea.

[Spaceballs30]

lycurgus..that's just fuckin funny!

[Acidscull]

soooo when he flew in space what was his plan....

[Drenix]

To probe that those mechs have better jump jets than any mech on Mechwarrior?

[tokyosmash]

Raw desperation?

[mjolnirrecon54]

haha he did it totally for the lol's

[mjolnirrecon54]

jesus fucking christ, reply never ever works

[Goodsux]

I remember this movie when it first came out in 1990.

Still awsome!

[KrwawyLeon]

lol aleksander speaks polish when he get's shot and and at 8.50 you can see Polish airforce emblem on his robot...

[Curien247]

kinda reminds me of those old Mobile suit Gundam from the 70's

[SoldatCrinale]

i liked how the gun sounded like laser.

[ocsmarines]

Hit 'em with the blinder!!!...

Then do nothing...

[chumacprachu]

the only movie without sound in space,, :D

[asuch874]

And yet it is soo underrated. Haven't seen every movie/Tv scene in space but your def right. All the others writers R sooo ignorant/stupid.

[lbigbadbob]

Firefly/Serenity used only radio chatter in the space scenes. It was a nice effect.

[dcacia]

This bring me memories....

[henanavrc]

OMG I´ve been watching this moovie 15 years ago...nice work..

[ego2d]

armored core?

[echozgus]

Cool Movie.

[meshuggahfan]

just like in space :-D no sound :-D great job!