FRENCH CANADIAN TEACHES HOW TO SWEAR

[thexelementzz]

Saint sacrement de callice dostie de criss de charrue sale tu n'en n'a oublier plein!!!

[ncymzk]

how many people recognize you on the street and just start cursing at you?

[soapbxprod]

Exquis! Super! J'habite New Hampshire et JE VOUS AIME SI BEAUCOUP, mes voisins Quebequois! Montreal, c'est une des plus belles villes du Monde Entier!

[karaokefrancais]

ostie de siboire t'en as oublier quelque uns, c'est dommage qu'on soit quand meme reconnue comme ca .

[96loveandpeace]

Asti de caliboire de marde!!!! :)

[Hawkfeather111]

esti que jfier d'être québecois (;

[superman77601]

Va t'en calisse tabarnak

[koolkarim1]

/watch?v=rhbrR4-Z5fw THIS IS THE BEST QUEBECOIS VIDEO OF ALL!!! MADE ME CRY!!!

[tom061202]

Caliss t'es tu quebecois ou anglais !!?? Parce que criss que tu as l'accent quebecois.. Et anglais aussi ?!?

[Baloonsnufsaid]

CRISSE DE CALISSE DE TABARNAK DE CAVE!

[PatateTony35]

@trapapapapapapa

shut up, ta yeule, you are ignorant and stupid. t'es juste moron.

[hailvishnu]

Mais comme tu es beau! Hostie!

[boby981000]

Ta aussi oublié de dire les verbe en anglais (crisser, câlisser, etc.) mais c'est surement trop tof pour eux!

[boby981000]

@Trapapapapapapa I'll speak in french because you are a dumbass so just read and shut the fuck up ass hole: t'es seulement un asprit de gros trou d'cul parce que tu dis n'a pas de culture alors qu'on maudit pays (probablement le USA) bous parlez seulement une langue:l'anglais pis que nous les canadien français, on parle l'anglais PIS le français alors tu vas juste fermer ta grande gueule de marde en décomposition ok ptite marde de vache!

[Xsonelexi]

@trapapapapapapa we americans come from everywhere our culture can be anything from anywhere. We are the most powerful nation anyway so hate all you want. And you r just being ignorant, causing hate where not needed. Americans and the French should be nothing but friends, They helped us fight the ENglish and we both went thru a revolution around same time. and canada and US are not shitty colony we are one of the best colonies, even better than the motherlands thats why you all hating, take care

[Xsonelexi]

@trapapapapapapa and french canadiana have the right to speak their dialect, It is a European language, And the DIALECT they have was the one that was common during the last king of france louis the 16th. But then the accent around paris got to be the one associated with high class since the goverment was moved there. and the french that moved to canada were from the region outside paris so the french spoken in canada is more older than the one in modern france, ur mean.

[Technologiclongboard]

@trapapapapapapa You sir, needs to go to school!

[YukiNekoPrincess]

@trapapapapapapa Je vous démande gentillement de fermer votre gueule.

[YukiNekoPrincess]

Are these swear words like, silly, or are they pretty heavy? I don't want to accidentally sound like I'm swearing and cursing when I'm trying to say a funny profanity to a French Canadian person. Like, for example, what's the French Canadian equivalent of "zut"?

[MrAlexandreJuby]

go see that channel this is a real french canadian and he is funny XD/user/TheCandianGuy28?featur­e=mhee nice video by the way :P

[NickLucas19]

criss de malade

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

French history is a history of being secon-best to either England or Germany (and so on)

[Chokoreto100]

Ta oublié esti D:

ASTI QUE TES DROLE xD

[pellyell]

poutine!

[athoughtfulman]

Can't imagine if wanna fit in with real french let apart Quebecer.

[sk8frankv]

ha ben sti  d'coliss de tabarnak ! criss de bon video ca sacrament c un osti de bon moyen de sintégrée ca ! Vive le Quebec ciboere !

[NintengirlX9]

really, who wants to be french? I'm an english Quebecer and PROUD!

[ventdhiverbrulant0]

@NintengirlX9 You should GET OUT of this province and go back to English Canada...we don't need you here in French Canada.

btw I"m French Canadian and PROUD !

[NintengirlX9]

@ventdhiverbrulant0 Then go bck to France, fucker.

[ventdhiverbrulant0]

@NintengirlX9 Why ? this is OUR LAND HERE ! if you are not happy Go back to UK and go back to kneel towards your useless queen of English. fucking bitch.

[4BlocksE2ndOnRight]

@ventdhiverbrulant0 She is your queen, as well.

[isabellehebert]

@NintengirlX9 If you like this part of the world so much, it's mostly because WE made this province the way it is.

- a french girl.

[jasonchevrier]

hey le gros tes un malade lol

[awesomeskierboy]

lols pourquoi il ya des choses bizarres dans la lettre les commentaires des gens? de toute façon vous remercier d'avoir fait la vidéo, et vos vraiment génial. (et mignon)

[666Hablam]

osti que c un bonne apprentissage ! y devrait avoir sa dans les école

[Jenna424]

I think the French Canadian language is very beautiful, even those words sounded beautiful to me. But what do I know, I'm just from California. Lol

[HeyEphriam]

Venez à Paris et criez CRISSE DE CALISSE DE TABARNAK DE CAVE dans la rue and see where that gets you. (:

[hydrawlikz]

what about "sacrement" and "st ciboire"

[XabitibienX]

asti kyé drôle s'tasti kalisse de tabarnac de cave là! ;D

[thibaultgenevieve]

Learn it with that guys heyheyehey ostidecalissevivelequebec!

[cowgirlxchloe]

Haha vraiment bon ton video !!

But pleaaaasee english people dont swear with those words, they just dont fit with your accent ;) lolll ...

Sacrament d'esti de calisse de tabarnak que j'aime le Québec :) -3

[233yvan]

Mon ptit crisse d;osti de tabarnak de cave, Thats when you want to hurt the local priest.

[bessemzarrouk]

loooooool PWNED



[superman77601]

Bad words in french Ta gueule - shut up Nike ta mère - fuck your mom Va te faire foutre - go fuck you self Va te faire encule - go fuck you self succer la bite - suck my dick batard - bastard pute - whore casse-toi - fuck off je t'emmeerde - fuck you morceau de merde - peace of shit merde - shit putain de merde - fuck off con - idiot salope - bitch trouduc - asshole abruti - moron fils de pute - son of a bitch tête de pessete - dick head truie - slut tigul - shut the fuck up

[Guillaume620]

A good example would be

Criss d'ostie saint-siboire de caliss de tabarnak 

[mystiqueman366]

i found it kind of creepy when christ appeared for that split second

[Julitroid]

jaime bien ton tutorial  :)

[gisele08]

[R1$S D€ C4L1S5E

[Mangalex28]

We are an american girl, a quebecois and a french man ( me) and.. we had a lot of fun watching your video :D

[gcscapati]

The holy GRRRRRRRRAIL!!!

[discolim0nade]

c'est pas criss de tabarnak mais plutot, ''koliss de tabarnak'' and not ''criss de tabarnak''...criss de tabarnak dosnt work well..

[xlilBURGUNDYbabex]

hahaha its totally true... "criss de tabarnak XD!!!!!" LMAOOOO

[SoulofPhoenix]

you forgot OSTIE!! :`-p

[DarkminiStoned]

English cant learn Quebecer accent. It need to come from the hearth BATARNAK !!!

[QuarantinePi]

@DarkminiStoned Not True.

[DarkminiStoned]

i shaved my balls for jesus !!! hahahaha c'est quoi ste toune la xD

[KOOWAS751]

CRISS DE CALISSE DE TABARNAK DE CAVE !!!! Ahahaha j'aime xd

[trancis36]

Esti de colis de tabarnac d'enfant de chienne...

[HDProfredthrOwHD]

caliss de criss d'osti d'pouilleux de tabarnak de vieux intinérant qui sens l'coliss. séreiux to bien l'accent

[YamiSeigy]

Faut pas oublier le merveilleux refrain de la Chanson vulgaire de Crampe en Masse, qui va comme suit:

Mon hostie d’tabarnak tu vas manger ma main dans face

M’as t’en fourrer une claque, m’as t’casser les deux échasses

Mon câlisse de baveux y a pus personne pour me r’tenir

M’as t’moucher mon morveux, tu va crier pis dire martyr

[068021856hvtt74]

tah-ber-NAH-cle :P

[brunetmi01]

You are wrong about the french canadian word "cave"...

The origine come long time ago from the english word "calves". For english canadian, all french canadian were just "calves", You know, the babies of the cows. In french, the word "calves" sound as "caves". And the meaning was the same as the insults "stupids", "dummy", "idiots", etc.. So french canadian use that old english racist insults with the same meaning now a day !

But...

C'est qui le cave maintenant !

[cutieeeeeeify]

hahaha, esti tabarnak et calice , on dit ca tout le temps quand quelque chose nous fait chien!

these are particular in the province of Quebec, they are in fact religious terms but ppl use this to swear, a part of it is due to la "revolution tranquille", an era of laicity,a huge disatisfaction towards conservation

[cmoapat]

t trop drole

[JFguitar22]

Tulsa is a way home but le fromage bleu isn't a road car

[GastricPigeon]

I'm from Saskatchewan going on an exchange to Quebec to improve my french next year. Totally gonna use this :)

[mitts61]

tuh BERR nuh KULL

[Heeezayy]

OSTIE D'TAPETTES!

[learnfrenchvideos]

Great stuff man! I definitely want to go to Quebec now!

[AdhemarPaliver]

Another useful knowledge for Quebec visitors is to understand the description of the temperature:

Sé cho en tabarnak= Don’t touch it; Fa cho en sibouère=Jump in the pool;

Fa cho en kriss= Have a beer;  Fa cho= Take off your shirt;

Cé jusse bin= Comfortable temperature; Y fa po cho= Put on a sweater;

Fa frette= Put on a coat; Fa frette en kriss= Put on a winter coat

Fa frette en cibouère= Put on a Parka; Fa frette en tabarnak= Stay inside

[atlacidee]

@AdhemarPaliver CRISS DE CALISS DE TABANARK DE CAVE = You're fucking stupid,suicide yourself.

[hailvishnu]

@atlacidee suicide is a noun, not a verb. One may not suicide oneself just as one may not lamp oneself.

Now, why don't you go learn English before you propose to correct other people?

[ukuleleandbaritone]

@AdhemarPaliver those poor damned americans

[DoubleMenu]

fuck le Québec libre, vive le Canada uni!! J'aime le français et l'anglais.

[Deepsr]

@DoubleMenu ouin lol sa ferait pitié si le québec se séparrerait... y faudrait sortir le passe port pour insulter les anglais XD

[mxwll7]

You are actually guided by ignorance.. what a waste of time are !! sorry!!..

[xxhorseriderxxx]

parfait mon ami ;]

[Stevenrayt]

I speak (not really write) french pretty much fluently as a second language, and from what I've learned, tabarnac is sort of like saying "goddamnit" in english

[StarlightSweetie]

@Stevenrayt Well, most of the french curse words are related to the church.

[ACommonCourtesy]

youpi this is so good and very good, anyone know if that balls for jesus song exists?

it's kinda catchy lol.

tabarnak.

[xXxvNickyvxXx]

Hahahaha!!!! I love the ending. :D

[caperaircadet]

GRRRRAIL. Hahaha , it makes me laugh every time!

[NachoLuchador1986]

I'm an Anglo living in Quebec and I must say it's more fun to insult someone in English but swearing is waaaaaaay more fun in Quebec French. In fact the other day I stubbed my toe and launched one of the loudest "Osti calice de tabarnak!"s ever

[Zblonk]

@NachoLuchador1986  Yu make me proud :D

[arxyn17]

crisse de tabarnak de cave tu a oublie esti

[mat9406]

esti kjé rie

[ACommonCourtesy]

Lol, very good, very well done en tabarnak.

seen that movie Bon Cop Bad Cop?

[Ridylan]

All the Quebecois are (parden my spelling) lemerd?

[ricois3]

Osti qu'tu ma faite rire sacrament!

[cbt121314]

canadians so proud of their swearing words and they just suck, "sex swearing words" are way better you mother fucker.

[holomaxi]

@cbt121314 Sex swearing words are used in every language. Even in Quebec French they're used conjointly with the religious swear words. Crisse de cave lol

[Groscay]

@cbt121314 No, sex swearing words just make americans looks like fucking little basterd of 10 years old who are incredibly immature.

[Pino4649]

I live in the southern art of the US. I've never heard "tabernacle" pronounced the way you say it. I've only ever heard it sound very close to "tabarnak" with"kohl" or "coal" added to the end.

[233yvan]

Mon pti criss d;enfent de chienne de tabarnak de cave

[chaunceyest1]

i love our swears <3

[JEUNESxFUGITIFS]

ostie de crisse de tabarnack de calisse de ciboire de viarge <-- personal favorite

[TehRice]

O MERDE!

[halogirl333]

putting a scene from passion of the christ.. thats offensive man. Not cool

[CEShannVfB]

@halogirl333

Because using his name as a curse word in everyday speech isn't the least bit offensive.

[Zewtie]

LOL GRRRAIL

[Jennyfairie]

Crisse de calisse de tabarnak de cave!!!

FUNNY AND SOOOO EASY!!

Thankx :)♥

[MrCceellttiicc]

In english: Fuck, i lost my phone

French-Canadian: OSTIE DE CIBOIRE DE SAINT-CRISS-MOI-UNE-POMME-DANS­-L'CUL. FUCK TABARNAK BOUT DE VIARGE MON CELL Y'ES OU CALICE?

On est tellement badass.

[cyrandrae]

You're not pronouncing tabernacle in english right :P its tAH-ber-nak-uhl

[qcking666]

Qwebek ? Criss t'est quebecois prononce le comme du monde

[KyoNingyo]

Salut !!

Great video and respect from Toronto !

[purpledeer19]

LMFAO AND CURSE AT US LIKE CRAZY EPIC!!

[hewittdj1]

What about Ostie? or how ever you spell it?

[Shadman21]

cave ( also grotte) in quebecois means cave in english

But ! In the quebecor slang when u call some1 a "cave" it means " retard, dumbass, idiot, etc. )

[dunti21]

Doesn't "cave" mean "cellar". Cave is "grotte", or maybe in quebecois, it's "Graotte"

[juni172]

tabarnak de colise d'esti chien sal!!

[zStorm100]

TABARNCA DE COLIS DOSTI DE SACRAMANT ESTI DE FIFE DE COLIS JVA TE TUER MON GROS CRISS !

[carsanookdotcom]

Thanks for a great upload

Vive la Chinoiserie

Bangkok Johnny

Royaume de Thailand

[ak475008396]

asti de coliss de gros sacrament de sacrament de saint-ciboire de crisse de gros mongol sale a marde.

[seb9995]

Criss de tabarnak osti mongol

[marounerr]

write on youtube poulet mankal and u will see the best chicken 

[DeejayRin]

LOL. I was taught the word "Tabarnak" by my mom many years ago. She just told me it was something against the Church. :p Thanks for sharing.

[arther123]

I shave my Balls for Jesus.

[paaaattee]

VIVE LE QUÉBEC :) les sacres québécois sont bin mieux!

mettons que '' ah fuuuck '' ou '' ah shiit '' cest pas bin bin virile LOL

TARBANACK D'OSTI DE CALISS DE ST-SIBOIRE D'ESTI DE .. tabarouette :) ..

[metalgirl0]

@wtfhappenedtoyoumen Si le Québec se sépare, au pire j'men fou j'vais rester où je suis quand même, mais justement comme tu dis, vu que le Canada est rien sans nous, y laisseront jamais passer ça, c'est sur qu'il vont utiliser les moyens les plus anti-démocratiques possibles contre nous si jamais le peuple Québécois voterais oui à un référendum

[mxturbo23]

Une fois à noël mon auto téléguidée que mon père m'avait offert ne fonctionnait pas alors mon cher papa a sorti un sacre qui va comme suit : Jésus cochon d’esti, tu es pas déjà vnu au monde mon colisse que tu commence déga a me faire chier mon sacrament... Tout un noel :PP voila !!

[KakashiBallZ]

What happens if you use Quebecois swear words in France? Would they just cock their head at you like a quizzical dog?

[LilDemonWarrior]

@KakashiBallZ Exactly XD

[nether88]

@KakashiBallZ

Either you'd fall on people (like me) who know these words are from Quebec and would understand what you say, either you'd fall on people who dont and would be weirdly looked at.

Either way these words arent considered curse words at all in France. Instead of Calice d'ostie de tabarnak you would hear Putain de bordel de merde for example.

[MrJackMeOffski]

French people are the assholes of Canada! SCUM!!!

[sunchips321]

@MrJackMeOffski U mad

[oldpedophile]

@MrJackMeOffski Wow u sound like u still live in the 70s. Hey idiot the world has changed. Educated people actually accept people for their difference of color and language. Now unless you're some 12 year old kid trying to look cool, go to school crackhead.

[masterderreck]

@MrJackMeOffski I CAN TELL YOU IF YOU CAME TO ME I FUCKING PUNCH YOUR FACE OUT FUCKING RACIST

[MrJackMeOffski]

@masterderreck I can tell you that YOU wouldn't do shit! Your a French Pussy and you fight like a French women after the monthly abortions. FROG POWER!!!

[LilDemonWarrior]

@MrJackMeOffski Ya know, you can't just yell things like that on Youtube without expecting reprisals.

Scum yourself for saying that christ de squarehead.

[JFguitar22]

@MrJackMeOffski shut up youre the asshole stay in your fucvking ugly ontario you little silly bastard and if you come in quebec i will show you how Quebecois are good to beat english people

[MrMedikz]

Ces pire que ca en Acadie

[BloodworksProds]

a chaque fois que tu dis 'TA-BA-RNAAAAAA-K!' jpart a cramper XD

[acidfilledcandy]

if u are from qc and u play cod i know you camp...

[phillips1993]

@acidfilledcandy Thanks, and if your an asshole and your racist, we know your a cunt !

[acidfilledcandy]

@phillips1993 wow, maybe i am.. i would say bitch is a better term for me though... and u know i didn't say anything about the word queeb... so you should assume im not that big of an asshole cause i could have went there instead... (i like qc)(but most ppl from QC camp none the less...)

[littlebuff1]

arrette de te moquer de la culture quebecoise maudit sacrament d'bout d'criss

tu viens d'insulter une culture entiere attend donc que je vienne chier dans ta gueule de con

[daveylover4ever]

ok c'est crissement drole ton affaire :P

[ominus011]

Ostie calisse de tabarnak de viarge de crisse de marde!

[vero272]

HAHAHAHAH c'est bon çaa ! :)

[jonjonjonjonjonn]

Tabarnak dosti de criss de coalice de soeur grise a marde de viarge dosti de jesus cris de criss de prete pedophile de juifs...CRISS DE JUIFS ... its good or i need practise?

[falouchelo]

osti de criss que jame le qc calvert!!!!

[TheBatlleAxeWarrior]

Man you forgot "osti" it can go as so.. Mon Osti de tabarnak de criss de calisse de cave. Can't forget that one, it's like the cherry on top

[Philzup]

@TheBatlleAxeWarrior lol ya aussi oubllier mon sacrament dcriss de tit tabarnak dosti dmangeu dgland seche dosti dfaggot

[max7728]

les anglais c des tabarnak sont meme pas dignes de sacrer en québecois

[laddo79]

Ciao!

I do not speak french sorry....I am looking for french canadian tv series from early 90s...was based in la Tuque possibly ''Tell it to my hear'' in English...any one remebers?

[Swemmaify]

cockbeck* not Quebec

[LouSaydus]

im calling shenanigans.

[BDRioga]

Quebec is full of Wiggers with too much pride to speak to you in English (if they speak English at all). I don't like they way they threat Canadians who speak English. C'mon! Canada is one nation and you Quebecois will never be an independent country like you wish (GET OVER IT).

[GrilledAngus]

@BDRioga yeah. You tell 'em! Sometimes I wish they would separate just because they fucking annoy the hell out of me. I don't hate them, I just think they have too much pride!

[DHQMoMo]

@GrilledAngus what's wrong with having too much pride?!?

BIG UP QBC! JOUAL ALL DAY EVERY DAY!! (^.^*)

[Lerd44]

@BDRioga : I'm from Quebec... I speak English, I've never been rude to any Canadian citizen. I do not wish the independance of Quebec, just like the majority of us. Also, you should know that French is Quebec's official language. Don't get offended if a Quebecer doesn't speak English. Do YOU speak French? You described a minority using stereotypes. What I can see by your comment is that you are, in fact, quite ignorant. And ignorance sure doesn't help when it comes to unity in our country.

[zacodaco1234]

@Lerd44 Québec libre.

[metalgirl0]

@BDRioga You're right dude, I'm from there, I live among those people who ain't lucid enough to realize Quebec would never survive as an independent state. Lots of them are too stupid to realize they are actually canadian people xD anyways, they make us a bad reputation :/

[oldpedophile]

@metalgirl0 well when some english person living in your french town can't even say a single french word like ''bonjour'' well u might not get many friends. Which is what I can guess from the fact that you're on youtube looking for french canadian videos and spread your hate on other cultures, Wow leave your occidental american way of life shit and you'll see the world isnt made just of McDonalds. Get some culture knowledge u American (or english canadian america wanna-be)

[metalgirl0]

@oldpedophile what ? I'm a french speaking canadian and you missed my point I think, I wasn't intending to speak against a nation, je faisais juste chialer contre les séparistes, alors calme toi au pire :P

[ScelesticFish]

I just came back from there yesterday after a week. Quebec City is awesome!

[dagoninfinite]

in anglish it's tabernacool... mistprununciation... sti

[MichaelMorbius4ever]

Tabernak and Sacreman (sp?) are my dad's two favorite swears.

I went down to Quebec 2 years ago to see family from my dad's side.

Didn't like it all that much, couldn't really go anywhere because of all the construction going on at the time, I do miss the crickets a night though.

[JOSUE1987]

get a job u hippie

[Yasuss99]

I understand all that expression and what really means.... but even though i know is an insult... I still wonder why quebecois people use religious words to insult... I've been told before about the story... .but me, I found it really funny.... "tabarnak caliss de saint simonac" maybe means "fuck u screw u blah blah blah" but I dont find it like insult! It sounds really really really funny........ LOL I'm still getting used to the quebecois langue.

[saumonnn]

@Yasuss99 it's because of the religion, in the 50 and 40's the religion were dominating in quebec and people had to listen what religion say and religion were controling education hospitals and all of that and in the 60's everything changed and the religion has been rejected by the people and they were swearing like this to protest and say how pissed of they were about this period they passed

[Avantasius]

THE HOLY GRRRAIL! xD

[kevinmarchand35]

ESTIE!

[Barnakos]

What is fun with Quebecois language, is that you can create your original daily 10-hit combo... for instance:

'' Maudit criss d'ostie de calisse de saint-sacrament d'bout d'viarge du simonak de ciboire du saint-tabarnak'' ... so much more versatile than shit and fuck

[LordAztahoth]

@Barnakos

J'dirais même plus:

Maudit criss d'ostie de calisse de saint-sacrament d'bout d'viarge du simonak de ciboire du saint-tabarnak de libéraux