Brotherhood 2.0, February 5, 2007

[WrockingGirl]

I can't believe this was five years ago... damn.

[mediocorolla]

Omg NOFX. My respect and admiration for John just went waaaaaaaay up.

[sunjay003]

I AM NEVER DOING THIS.

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

If I was on a diet (Oh wait, I am? Damn, that sucks) I would rather wax than have to stare at a bowl of ice cream until it completely melts any day. The first one: mild torture. The second? OH MY GOD IT'S KILLING ME!!!

DFTBA. Love ya.

[ForeverCharissa]

of the two punishments, why did John think that watching ice cream melt would be harder?

[WTBman2011]

Who else flinched the second time he pulled?

[jmar4life]

that microwave is awesome

[TheGeorgieEm]

OHMYGOD. was that a yeti hand?!!?

[fuschiaforever4]

@TheGeorgieEm yup!! you can actually find a picture of her on google images if you search Sarah Green John.

[AkemixMiyano]

@fuschiaforever4 the yeti is pretty and so is their house. it's got a nice feel to it. (saw it in homes and gardens when i searched google)

[fuschiaforever4]

@AkemixMiyano haha...henry is going to be such a hottie.

[NoLife2point0]

I just want to tell him NOOOOOOO!!!

[awfulnarrator]

What's the song playing when he is watching the icecream?

[ravencarslyle]

We get a Yeti sighting in the reflection in the microwave!

[TheTotobean]

@ravencarslyle I actually downloaded the video, opened it in my editing software, picked the frame with the most face in it, tried to make it as clear as possible and.... failed :(

Curse you 240p!

[MaRkIpArK]

that bathroom looks like the holodeck from star trek. nerdgasm!

[kayzie96]

Aux Champs Elysees.... Yes.

[PetraAgain]

YETI HAND!

[BorealisLinnea]

I feel so bad for laughing xD

[PhoenixImmortal18]

This is one of my favorite episodes.

[vashtanerada123456]

ive seen this video many times, and it still makes me laugh at his misfortune, and because the yeti is laughing too, i dont feel as bad

[czanghi]

I wish I knew what John was saying while he was eating that popcorn

[0912011038]

His face at 2:04 = amazing!!!



[666FLiP666]

Death cab for cutie <3

[chelsearw1]

*crying*

[lolzer646]

men are such babies when it comes 2 this even tho most women hav this done at least twice a month

[372monkey]

YETI HAND!!

[YouveBeenLaurified]

I enjoy the bunny in the description.

Aaand obviously the entirety of this video :)

[monokuruboo123]

as soon as i hear the intro, i start singing the rest of the song for the whole video DCFC XD

[TehWanderingKind]

I wanted to watch the ice cream melt quickly.

[HeyyyItsCharlene]

when I first saw the thumbnail of this video, i thought John was in a cage O_O

[musicrulesmylife123]

i feel so bad. he did both punishments...in a roundabout way. that kind of sucks. it's just awful.

[BigDFunnyGuy]

at 1:25 in all the vlog brother videos i always thought is was a guy eating "cocaine" its weird that i know the truth

[Saifow]

this vid was made in my bday :I

[oxfordye]

@Saifow

Really? Wow, there's only like a 1 in 365 chance of that happening.

[KurayamiHikaru]

I am laughing way to much at this. I am a horrible person.

[OMGChicks1]

Am I the only one who feels he should've gone horizontaly instead of verticly? Please exuse spelling mistakes if i made any.

[pmk138]

So I was walking past a barber shop thing, and I say thing because it didn't look like it cut hair in the place but they do have a chin and upper lip wax for $15. It is possible and I think this needs to be a new challenge for you John because then you can have it done for real and finish this.

[scratich1]

Lol @ bunny in description.

[pkConda]

i think its time for a new punishment :) muahaha

[rawrrar3]

oh john i felt so bad for you when you waxed your chin...but did laugh alittle....

[penguinova]

The best part of this video is the cover of Les Champs-Elysees he used over the popcorn eating.

[KoolThing14]

@penguinova I don't really care for that cover, I think I just prefer the original.

[ephemerastrings]

i want to know what john says from 2:55 onwards so freaking much:(

[laughalltheway1]

aww thats the worst when it wont come off all the way

[mark4851]

more punishments should be like this

[KallimaAwesome]

I've seen this video before but I only just now realized that it has NOFX in it. Yay NOFX!

[smartguy7531]

0:35 not john hands

[zestripedhorse]

i laughed way to hysterically at this hahaha. respect.

[aabigailsmithh]

I love how Sarah just laughs at him.

[VibrationsDrawn]

The Yeti was laughing so hard at you, hahaha!

If she uses wax as well (and I'm betting she's at least used it on her legs, once or twice) then your wife must have been trying really hard to keep a straight face before started to (well, attempted to) pull it off for the first time.

Hahaha :P

[superkatelicious]

OMG JOHN FREAKING GREEN HAS THE SAME OLD MICROWAVE AS I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_< i feel soooooo special!!!!

[FantasticBlueGirl]

I love how in a later video Hank tries to get a professional to wax his chin and the response to his call is 'We don't wax chins because the chin is a high blood area.' Sorry you had to do this John.

[Lalalalollipopable]

guys shouldn't wax their faces... their hair follicles go deeper than women's, if you actually get any out, you will probably bleed...

[masonman1222]

watching them all!

[findingn3mo13]

i literally died with laughter.. i had to pause it and calm down a little:) hahaha

omgsshhh ahahahhahahahahhahhhhahahahhah­ahahahaha now my family is looking at me like im crazy because i was just hysterically laughing:)

[eeli1]

Honestly, I cried with laughter at your pain . . . I'm still kinda laughing.

[george3724]

haha we sang champs-elysees in our french class!

[Yarjibo]

I felt sad, so I watched the Essential Nerdfighter playlist, starting with this. This video cheered me up SO SO much. Thank you, John, and DFTBA

[raphas13]

NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD! Thank you, John, for bringing my mood up, after such a horrible day that was today, for me...

[stlawrencegirl]

this made my day!!!!!

[strokepilot]

i just finishd the ''Must See B20''...

[puggleGG]

NOFX!!!

[OwlCityFan26]

girls have to do that to their eyebrows and top lip. you don't.

[mysss29]

@OwlCityFan26 "have" to?

[Beacuzz]

john im sorry but that was halarious!

[NoellaBear]

AHH! Okay, okay, so this video is obviously from a long long time ago, but I just decided to start watching Brotherhood 2.0 in its entirety because I haven't seen the majority of these videos. Anyway, I listen to French music a lot. I also watch Wes Anderson movies a lot. Les Champ-Elysees plays at the end of The Darjeeling Limited and I /love/ that song. And I had no idea there was a rock version. And oh god, I am just so excited right now. Okay, okay, that is all.

[billkaulitzlova13]

Its because you left the wax on way too long! Your fear of pain has actually caused you pain..

[cibomatto47]

YETI REFLECTION!

[xXelmoscaresmeXx]

Dude, we had to learn that song in my French class.

I hated it. rofl

[peevestheprefect]

i love how the Yeti always laughs at Johns punishment ensued pain!

[somewhereXthereXout]

i showed this to my younger sister before she got her eyebrows waxed for the first time.. probably not a great idea.

[marus815]

And this,men of the world,is why we women whine so much when why have to wax: Because it´s too damn painful....

[TehBonar]

@marus815 No one needs to wax. Not women, not men.

[rainbowdrinkemo]

i watched this whilst protectively clutching my chin

[TheScribbleVlog]

1:02 just cut to the chase of awesome

[SadUsaChan]

It's like a band aid. They hurt too.

[radioactivecakeX]

I hope Henry sees this when he grows up and sees how awesome his parents are

[uncool95]

I have watched this video so many times and it is still funny. Does that make me a bad person?

[arsenalo14]

I never saw this video and I was always SO confused about what was going on in the intro 1:26 haha

[Tasekcrwser]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CRAPPY POPCORN

[foreverjynxed]

I laughed so hard while watching this I actually started crying. xD

John, why are all of your punishments always PAINFUL?!?!?

[ArpTubes]

John has probably double-checked the CC line in every email he has sent since this happened.

[Aeropop11]

1:10 haha, his voice went up a few octaves when he pulled the tape :) he sounded like hank!

[andrineslife]

Why did he choose the wax in the first place? :)

[PaddyBoy987]

That is one sexy laugh. O.o I'm jealous, John.

[Valdrag]

@PaddyBoy987 I have seen the Yeti, you have no idea lol

[PaddyBoy987]

@Valdrag I found a picture of her. I am jealous.

[S0ulForgeD]

holy shit, NOFX? i am seriously amazed by this.

[yellowmeerkat97]

this is just like watching "concussed question tuesday" for the second time...you just say "NOOOOO!!! DON'T DO IT!!! crap..."

[itsthewendylady]

Was I the only one who stared at the microwave with such intensity that I almost strained my eyes trying to catch even a tiny bit of the Yeti's [face] reflection?

[MrMinVik]

@itsthewendylady theres a picture online

if u search sarah green john green

[StefanAjax101]

@itsthewendylady She has a Twitter, her username is SWUSUG

[merksmirs]

@itsthewendylady Man, I looked into the comments to make a comment about exactly THAT

[meteora0312]

@itsthewendylady nope... the only reason i checked the comments was to see if someone else was doing it too lol

[PujaPatel8]

I just started watching from the beginning and I just now noticed that they spelled communication wrong in the intro. Since I'm a noob can someone tell me if they ever noticed? I love the vids xp!

[JessieLightyear]

@PujaPatel8 there's no I in brotherhood!! Actually for some reason the into wouldn't work with the I and it only worked when it was spelled wrong so they just left it

[mynameisvanille]

WTF 'aux champs élisées' !!!!! crap french song

[TheMissuhs]

The fact that there's a NoFX song in this is amazing.

[NOFXRules15]

@TheMissuhs it makes me happy

[scificephalopods]

your bathroom reminds me of the holo deck from star trek

[squishy300]

I laughed so hard asdfasdf

[Enemynarwhal]

I miss the conversational feel of the old videos, it's still there but to a smaller extent.

[Gryffinclaw8997]

... I really like your bathroom. It's stylish.

[catrulerofdeath]

did I see a Yeti arm?

[MusicalThespian22]

John! Where did you get that awesome version of "Aux Champ-Elysees"??

[HolyGuillotine]

@MusicalThespian22 It seems to be the NOFX cover

[KingZuds]

I finally figured it out! John reminds me of Hawkeye on MASH, especially when he's explaining serious things with a laugh like at 2:03

[thealaskablue]

WOAH SLIGHT YETI SIGHTING

[Eunnette]

You left the strip on too long. That's why it hurt so much.

[PadfootLivesFree]

i freakin love that this happened on my  birthday xD

[randomgirl1258]

Right hand rule at 2:53!

[SeeTheStar7]

My mom is a cosmetologist and when she was in school, she was taught that under no circumstances should a man EVER wax his beard! Because it will bleed. Poor John...

[MadameMournington]

I love yeti's laugh<3

[KaLaireBEAR53]

totally tried to see the yeti's face in the reflection from the microwave.

[turtletamer328]

I love how the yeti is just laughing throughout this entire thing.

[tospeaksiennese]

Was anyone else attempting to determinethe Yeti's looks in the reflection of the microwave when she was turning it on?

[mokshalovely]

who knows which band did this version of Champs Elyssee? I loveeee it.

[diveforsharc]

It still would have sucked, but it would have sucked less if you had held your skin tight then pulled.....don't worry...I won't request a retry...

[CrrackTheSkye]

why don't you guys ever use nofx music in your videos? copyright issues I guess?

[BAMFdude15]

was that some NOFX in the time you were watching ice cream melt?

[penciltwirler]

I like your cool version of Au Champs Elysees haha we listen to the classic version in French class

[pugluvingurrrl]

YETIHAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NickandMarcel]

1:18 that's what she said.

[blusourskittle]

man, I would cry my eyes out watching that ice cream melt. Chocolate mint chip is my most favorite flavor of ice cream evar. T___T

[giveahooot]

...How do we know you didn't just eat some icecream after the video? HMMM?

[funnypets456]

it still wasnt totally melted

[GerardFrankMcr]

I can see a reflection of the yeti pn the microwave!!

[Gabiiifm]

@GerardFrankMcr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFourOfClubs]

Also - John said Bastard. He would never do that nowadays. I'm pleased.

[TheFourOfClubs]

ZOHMYGOD YETI HAND! Anyone else excited about this...? ...No? Just me? FINE

[SarahHeartzUnicorns]

@TheFourOfClubs Look 7(ish) videos before this, and you'll see that The Yeti was a hand puppet.

[TheKristinedyer]

What are the rules that they break for which they are being punished???

[kiwucha]

@TheKristinedyer contacting each other using text (John's reason for being punished in this video), making a video over 4 minutes, or missing a video day :)

[doctorwholuvable]

holy crap!!!!! aux champs eleesys!!! its french!!! a french love song!!! i love that song!!!

[Mikazha]

This video made a lot more sense after I watched the previous videos. Didn't really get it when I watched the 20 (23) essential Vlogbrothers videos playlist..

[snailbacon]

What's the name of the song at the end? Does anyone know? :)

[snowwhiteluv28]

Aux Champs-Elysees :D Yay for freshman French class leading to my knowing that song. lol

[pokemonmanic400]

the yeti reads minds!!

[neeeevis]

its funny they didnt realise it didnt work cos they waited too long before pulling the fabric off :D

[maidenfate]

I've just been introduced to the brotherhood this week, and now I'm watching every video from the beginning of the project. This one, damn. I laughed so hard I actually cried.

Side note: Really hope the opening credits are updated at some point to fix the spelling error. My freak flag flies every time it appears on the screen. *grin*

[tardisbluetiful]

i almost peed myself just now XD

[KayaSowle]

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. XD

[universalAssociation]

you waited too long to pull the strip off so the wax hardened too much

[splitzko]

*gasp* was that the Yeti's arm heating up the wax in the microwave?!



[louisfoulkes]

LMFAO!!!!!

[FruitLoopErika]

THAT'S THE YETI'S HAND!!!!!

[iAmErica1234]

I know that song, we played it in French class!

[MeLaneyDay]

OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! IF YOU LOOK AT THE LEFT SIDE OF THE MICROWAVE YOU CAN SEE THE YETI, SORTA! IF THAT IS THE YETI?!? IS THAT THE YETI, JOHN!?!?

[Tripp426]

Damn that looked so painful.

[vetteWUPPIE]

dude buy some better looking glasses and do something abour your hair.

[lemonice2700]

@vetteWUPPIE Sure, and then you can go buy a better personality because you obviously got a defective one.

[510amy5]

omg i totally heard champs elysee for the first time in french class and loved it. i couldn't get it out of my head for weeks and now i think i'm going to have a repeat experience but that doesn't matter because it is an awsome song!

[NOFXRules15]

NOFX! oh my god! that made me happy! if you like nofx john, you're even more amazing...if you just like that song...then listen to more nofx songs..o.o

[uiruu]

JOHN! Please respond! Do you like NOFX too? If so, I must request the highest of fives! DFTBA- but you knew no to do that already.

[WhateverYouDoDont]

Oh John, it hurts to watch this video, but I can't not watch it!

[TheFallenWind]

You can see the yeti's reflection in the microwave door! (kinda) lol

[Crazaymanda]

OH MY GOD I just watched Champs elysee in French 1 last week...Best Song Ever

[freakinxtest]

@Diehipster5cum If I remember well, it's by NoFX :)

[42bottlesofbeer]

I laughed so hard at this because I knew the outcome beforehand. My dad tried this too when my mom was going through cosmotology school. I'm never laughed and cried so hard, and I still don't think I've heard my dad swear as much as he did then.  John definately gets my props for not swearing, and not crying (on camera). Dftba.

[pesi89]

And like that i´m a nerd fighter! DFTBA guys!

[AbbieWhoIsAwesome]

J'adore les Champs Élysée!!!!!

[Intothemoooon]

HAND OF THE YETI!

[HarrryPotterRocks]

oohhh, I feel sorry for you.

[ballsrotten1]

I love how the video decided it needed to buffer as you were ripping the strip off for the first time. That face. Was. PRICELESS

[TheProjectpenpal]

This version of the song is by NOFX is people were wondering.

[MJW173]

1:13 dope <3

[FiveAwesomeDreamers]

CHAMPS ELYSEES!

[alicia0950]

Does anyone else want to know what John was saying while he was eating the popcorn?

[CatHellsky]

You are so much more awesome for the Champs Elysees song that you put in there. I was already a fan. I'm a much bigger fun.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

"94% fat free popcorn" is not "fat free" at all!

[EmmaJeannedftba]

John's man-screams of pain make me laugh and I feel horrible about it xD

[9tgg]

YOU CAN SEE THE YETI IN THE REFLECTION IN THE MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!

[purpletigerlover]

@9tgg OH MY GOD YOU BEAT ME TO IT,, I WANTED TO SAY THAT!!!!!!!! ah well...lucky nerd

[EmmaJeannedftba]

@purpletigerlover I love how her face is on the only non-reflective part! xD

[misledsarah]

So I was watching this video in my cubicle at work during my lunch.. I got halfway into it and had to stop because I was laughing so hard and disrupting the workplace lol

[ghostxxxrebirth]

When I was in Paris on a two week trip with my high school (well, sorta. Long story.) I heard an old man sing Aux Champs Elysees as we were walking down the actual Champs Elysees. It was also the first day there.