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  • Bollocks. William Gallas makes the decisions about William Gallas.

  • Laughing my ass off. William Gallas makes decisions for William Gallas.

  • You're my muse.

    

  • Spurs to beat the scum of North London for a 3rd time in a row in the EPL on Wednesday!

  • @OriginalYTName You cant beat yourselves...

  • @OriginalYTName We beat you 4-1 in the Carling Cup last season so shut up.

  • @kevin084life

    And what happened in the Carling Cup when you beat us? Oh yeah,, you lost to Birmingham, so it counts for absolutely nothing.

    But when we beat you 4-1 we went on to win the Carling Cup.

  • @OriginalYTName But did you reach the final this year. NO!

  • @kevin084life

    No one remembers who loses in the final mate, just who wins it..

  • @OriginalYTName But we're better than you. When was the last time you won the league.

  • @kevin084life

    You can't say "we're better than you" talking about the PRESENT and then say "when was the last time you won the league" talking about the PAST.

    You WERE better than us, not anymore, Arsenal are shit now.

    If RVP gets injured you'll do well to finish in the top half.

    And he will get injured, he always does.

  • @OriginalYTName We've won 5 of our last matches we are on form at the mment. Anyone can have a bad start to the season. We are a bigger club than you everyone knows that. If we can beat Chelseas 5-3 imagine what we could do to you. That's what I mean about Spurs fans cant face the fact Arsenal are a bigger club than you. Always have been always will BE!

  • @kevin084life

    Yeah imagine what you'd do to us? Oh yeah, lose. You had basically the same team out as you did against Chelsea as well.

    Just look at your starting 11 vs. ours on paper and take off your Arsenal tinted glasses before doing so as well.

    You know we're so much better than you now, you had your years of dominance, it's time to step down.

    Maybe Arsenal will be top dogs again one day, but not for a while I bet.

  • @OriginalYTName So you're telling me if we have our full-fit squad and Spurs are having a bad game we cant thrash you like we did to Chelsea? Chelseas are a bigger side than both of us so if we beat them 5-3 we could do the same to you.

  • I guess Gallas just likes signing for the london cliubs that are doing well lol

  • William Gallas..... World class CB..If by CB you mean complete buffoon.

  • "Fuck the other players" ha ha. "But they wouldn't pay my wages" sounds exactly like Martin Jol's accent. I want Tottenham to stay where they are, I hate stadiums with an athletics track around the pitch, NO ATMOSPHERE.

  • priceless to see the arsenal fans faces after the final whistle

  • He earnt his money today!!

  • man of the match today IMO..shut a lot of the scum up

  • @jamesywelham

    Agent Gallas will be fucking it up again for you soon. Enjoy your battle with Bolton for a Europey league spot.

  • @piskiesurfer welll done on beating birmingham. koscielney is much better than gallas

  • @pencilblimp Haha, you had the best season you've had in a while, and had the best performances from players in ages. Arsenal had a shitty season with injuries and poor performances from players, but they still finished above you!

  • @fluffymole0913 Ha you make me laugh, spurs had the second most injuries, (days out) in the premier league and you had the 6th least injuries!

    And great start to the league, your doing well

  • @pencilblimp half a season without van persie, the whole season without Vermaelen, without fabregas for a long time, then an injury to djourou meaning we had to play squillaci, such a bad situation with goalkeeper injuries that we had to bring back Lehmann because almunia was the only guy left, a lengthy injury to diaby, arshavin well off of form, gibbs dodging in and out of injury, rosicky making no impact at all. You can say that's not many injuries, but it is still all the key players...

  • @piskiesurfer

    Hehe, oh the irony of this. I'll be back at the end of the season to reply to this properly.

  • william gallas makes the decisions about william gallas

  • glad to be shot of the cunt, always looked like a Chelsea Rentboy to me. Spuds are welcome to him, hopefully Twitchy will bankrupt you mugs.

  • this is so depressing for us spurs fan, but is funny. so is the conversation with a spurs fan cartoon. :S lol

  • "...and they told me to fuck off" hahahaha

  • they wouldent pay my wages

  • 'Actually what William?'

  • 'and they told me to fuck off' looooool

  • I'm an Arsenal fan, and though Gallas is gone, and he was never popular, I'm inclined to defend him. He's a mercenary and out for the money, but he was a damn good center-half with a better attitude than he gets a reputation for.

    I hope he does well for Spurs, but that Spurs fails anyway, of course.

  • Well, considering that Harry looks like Dubya here, I'm not surprised that he doesn't like to pay taxes! And Gallas really is playing like garbage for Spurs. Wait, sorry, forgot to speak English there: He's fucking rubbish!

  • hahaha he (AW) told me to fuck off!

  • hahahah this is fucking funny 

  • simply hilarious...

  • 3:42 ha ha ha

  • the bit from 2:53 <3

  • a triffic lad, with a triffic attitude

  • GENIUS! SO FUNNY!

  • GENIUS! SO FUNNY!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • triffic video :o)

  • I love arry's cowboy hat lol

    Not sure about William's accent lol

  • I love arry's cowboy hat lol

    Not sure about William's accent lol

  • I love arry's cowboy hat lol

    Not sure about William's accent lol

  • triffic

  • very funny.....will b good player 4 spurs......arry will works his magic

  • 'William gallas makes the decisions for william gallas' - Its true!

  • LMAO this is funny : ). Spurs gonna cause havoc in the Champions league haha :P. Come on lads!

  • great video........but King and Bassong arent first choice its king and dawson.

  • Galls:but I thought if I turned them down at Arsenal then they would come back with a better offer. Harry : And??? Gallas: .........................and they told me to fuck off.

  • Typical 'Arry. Wheeling and dealing.

  • @mattlamb

    He's a fucking football manager! ;-)

  • Triffic lad, with a triffic attitude.

    LMAO.

  • king and bassong?? lol dawson and king as first choice, not king and bassong

  • This is the best video I have have ever seen, I was crying with laughter.

    "I don't give a f**k what you think Harry you are a dodgy old tax dodging w**ker anyway" Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @deejaykelly

    agreed, I LOLed hard at that part and the '' if I don't start I'm going to sit on the centre circle and cry like a pussy''

  • i wish you didn't leave gallas.

  • funniest thing ive heard in ages

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  • fucking brilliant mate! keep it up!

  • Brilliant!

  • HAHAHA great. william gallas makes the decision about william gallas

  • why is gallas colin powell and redknapp george bush?

    classic video

  • William Gallas makes the decisions about William Gallas

  • whats with the cowboy hat lol

  • And they told me to fuck off..

    Epic man! :D

  • im a spurs fan, but that was still hilarious

  • As soon as this scumbag who made this video mentioned Bassong was chosen over Dawson, I can clearly see that you know nothing about football. HAHAHAHAHA fail

  • @oliverc123456789

    if you don't know anything about sp*rs it doesn't mean you know nothing about football, Zidane doesn't know that ur small club even exist and he's one of the best footballers of all time

  • @oliverc123456789

    can't believe you ar epicking on technicalities, it is great comedy.

  • @oliverc123456789

    can't believe you are picking on technicalities. It is great comedy.

  • @oliverc123456789 don't blame him for knowing nothing about Spurs, no one has heard of them anyway. They're a nobody club

  • "celtic..PARDON ME WILLIAM" HAHAHAHAHA :') top draw!

  • LMAO!

  • @ all the spuds

    the difference between Us and you is that u consider finishing 4th a big achievement while we consider it failure

  • @alialio14 Coming from the perinnial third place finisher, that not's much of an insult.

  • @TacaUK2006

    you didn't get the point, there is no comparison between the two clubs, We are one of the top 8 european clubs and ur little club only look forward to their match against arsenal every season...or should I say their ''big final''

  • @alialio14 No comparison? I agree. Tottenham have won a cup within the last five years and are clearly progressing. By contrast Arsenal haven't won anything since 2005 and are clearly going backwards. Unlucky son.

    Also, top eight European clubs in what sense? We've won more European trophies that you lot

  • @TacaUK2006

    if you call the milk cup a trophy then that says it all about ur club. Let me remind u that during that time we made history by building a great stadium which will help us become even greater. And btw i heard u spuds are trying to build a stadium similar to ours...

  • @alialio14 Our planned stadium is nothing like yours, ours will be built in Tottenham, your is nowhere near Woolwich. A trophy is a trophy. Just like we have three in Europe to your two. Forever in our shadow.

  • ''if you don't pick me, I will sit in the centre circle and cry like a pussy, then I will sulk in the dressing room and go to the newspapers and talk shit about your players and your team''

    I'm a spurs fan too, but this is pure comedy gold.

    Almost as good as the spurs and Arsenal chat room discussion...

  • Billy the Blag shows his honesty at last. Twitchy shows his stupidity at last. HAHAHAHA OOOH TO BE A GOONER

  • @chas015

    It isnt a real video you bellend.

  • TRIFFIC!

  • This video was triffic.

  • they told me to fuck off.

  • funny as

  • Love the way that my addressing of your question about what would happen if we were missing key players was ignored.

    And that you are not even capable of remembering your own question oh mighty keyboard warrior. You asked about who had done it by that age then went on to modify the question.

  • thought gallas was french?

  • hit the nail on the head with this mate... brilliant... FOYS

  • "Triffic lad with a Triffic attitude"

  • Can you please watch my video and if you don't like it, please tell me what I should do to improve. I get trolled a lot :(

  • this is just awesome.

  • Absolutely "Triffic".

  • Absolutely brilliant

  • hahahahahahahaha this is so fucking funny man

  • How awesome... I can see that exact conversation taking place this week at White Heart Lane.

  • cobbilers! very accurate though.

  • we all know this actually happened! XD

  • @gibbz181 triffic statement!

  • mr wenjer looool trific!!

  • Triffic. Lol.

  • they look more like george bush and obama

  • and they told me to fu*k off, lol!

  • William Gallas makes the decisions for William Gallas :/

  • i prefer the video... Theo Walcott: What foes he do exactly. Look it up

  • William Gallas makes the decisions for William Gallas

    xD

    To be fair, King is almost permanently injured, and I believe Bassong is out too. Still, very funny vid.

  • Hilarious!!

  • GONERS

  • NOT FUNNY

  • hahahaha! well good

  • Somebody gets bored

  • Marvellous! 

  • not particularly funny

  • Good old Arsenal.

  • I wish Redknapp would wear that cowboy hat in real life!

  • @dawkinsweaponx Lol yeah! Would be fucking hilarious!

  • Is that fenerbahce, or "flebach-hey" ?

  • Never mind all you Spurs and Arsenal fans arguing about the facts of the matter. This is a triffic piece of film making, this deserves serious accolades. I mean it.

    It isn't racist, what are you talking about 'NoSurprises75'?

  • no, i just dislike the french. vanessa paradis is ok. ginola too. i got a lot of time for gerard depardieu and the bloke out of ronin too. plus thierry henry in his pomp was a genius. there's probably a few other expections to the rule too but to be brand me a racist is hurtful as i eat baguettes and garlic all the time.

  • arsenal are shit, gallas is a w*nker and as a spurs fan i think we're mugs for investing in a hasbeen injury prone player with a penchant for throwing his toys out the pram. plus he's french.

  • @pdean52

    Racist.

  • Haha, very funny - and I am a Spurs fan. Funny on two counts: these videos are always very good because of the accents. Also funny because there is nothing better in life than a bitter, deluded Gooner.

  • @gizza4 BITTER? yeah that makes perfect sense, we are so bitter that Spurs are, and forever shall be, IN OUR SHADOW. Go play in traffic.

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal thats all u gooners say though now

    "forever in our shadow, wenger is building a team for the future"

    the gaps closed u cant deny it

    also bit of a shit shadow to be in considering u dont win anything

    bet your gonna say that walcott's a world beater cuz he put 3 past 10 man blackpool too

    oh yeah and that eboue is your god

  • @n17spurs your highest ever premier league finish and you were still behind us.

    you won't qualify for the cl group stages. never in my lifetime

  • @MainmanV2 thats a big statement to make

    u must be fully confident in the young boys

    then again wenger always is

  • @n17spurs

    Maybe it is a shit shadow but your still in it, so what does that say about the TinyTotts smart arse? How can you say the gap has closed? we had a team of 3 year olds, 5 of our first team were out for most the season, 3 of which are our most important players, the yids had the best season they have ever had and still finished below Arsenal. now just imagine this, say Defoe, Bale, Modric, King, Bassong and Dawson were out most the season, you wouldnt even have finished in the top 10

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  • @UpTh3ARSEnal

    Last season Modric missed 4 months, Lennon missed 3 months, Woodgate Barely played a game. Kings injury problems are well documented.

    In relation to your other question about hatricks....Defoe scored 3 last year alone including a game he scored 5. Keane has scored a number of hatricks for club (including a four goal display last year) and country. Crouch has scored hat tricks in premier league as well.

    So erm what was your point?

  • @evophantom

    No i think the question is whats YOUR point? IS Defoe 21? Is Crouch? Is Keane? 21 years old u idiot. He has years to improve and hes already done 2 of the most impressive things a player can do in his career.

  • @n17spurs

    AND walcott has scored a hattrick for england also, before he was out for months with an injury. hes getting back to his best now and hes only 21. How many of your 21 year olds have scored a hattrick for their country and for their club? Hell how many of your players full stop have scored a hattrick for their country and for their club? You are a fucking moron, you know it, i know it, we all know it. Go shove your head back up your arse where it belongs.

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal it is apparent to all who the moron is when you have to resort to cheap childish remarks like that

    yes its rare to find a player who has scored a hat trick for his country and his club, yet again, two good games amidst a sea of average ones for walcott, i dont think rooney has scored a hat trick for england, does that make walcott better?

    no i think what most fans think of when they see walcott is a player running to the corner with his head down

  • @n17spurs

    He has had MUCH more than 2 impressive games, more than any of your bunch had had by the time they were 21. And when walcott runs to the corner its because hes being marked, and 9 times out of 10 it results in a corner. Most FANS and ANYBODY WHO KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL would call that good play. WHat do you expect him to do? Take on the whole back four and score a hattrick every game? He has more talent in his little finger than the whole TinyTott team put together.

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  • @UpTh3ARSEnal oh and since u got so annoyed, try to calm down little one

    get a life

  • @n17spurs LOL does calling people little one make you feel big? Or turn you on? Either way your fucking scum.

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal Oh you Gooners are soooo predictable. "Forever in our shadow, building a team for the future, we made Cesc the player he is today, we'll win something next year!" What f**king shadow? The shadow that has won f**k all for the last six years. The shadow that has been in Europe for years and still hasn't won as many European trophies as us. Can't wait for Wenger to say 'next year' again.

  • @gizza4

    no the shadow of the arsenal who have won 43 major trophies..who have a better stadium, more fans, play better football, and have lost to you once in 12 seasons in EPL and have actually won the premier league..and thats all without spending half of what you yids have..

  • @gizza4 dude...spurs ARE in arsenal's shadow. They have been for ages and have a smaller stadium, always finish worse in the league, always get beaten except that one time last season 2-1 but earlier we beat you 3-0 which is way better. And we're more successful with less money spent! if that's not a massive shadow then nothing is

  • @YanTheBlackMan2 Haha, same old shit. Ok Yan we have a smaller stadium so we are in your shadow? So when you were at the Library you were in the shadow of Chelsea, Sunderland, Asrton Villa, Newcastle and Man City right? Always finish wrose in the league? In recent terms yes, but I don't think one place this season means we are in your shadow, especially as you finished 4th last year. We have more European trophies than you, so are you in our shadow in Europe? You've won nothing for how long?

  • @gizza4 Holy shit you are fucking stupid. You ask any fan on earth who is the bigger, more well known, more successful, BIGGER CLUB and EVERY SINGLE ONE will say Arsenal. Get your head out your fucking ass man. You really cant beleive the shit you are writing. If you do then you seriously need a check up. And as i have previously stated, we were missing our best players most the season, you have the strongest team you have ever had and that was your best chance to finish above us, and didnt.

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal "We were missing our best players" blah, blah, blah. Blaming injuires on another trophyless season. Typical fucking Goner, learn your excuses from Wenger. Yeah your such a big club you've won fuck all for years. Forever in Chelsea and Man Utd's shadow.

  • @gizza4

    HAHAHA oh now i see you change it to us being in chelsea and man utd's shadow. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER. your wrong about everything you said, you keep asking the same question that we all answered, you cant think of anything else to say and you suck dick. all that matters in this argument is that TinyTotts will never be as big as arsenal. And that your an ignorant fucktard. why are you even arguing against facts? it just makes you look even more stupid than everyone already knows you are.

  • @gizza4 and if your stupid yiddo brain was talented enough to read, you would have noticed im not blaming a trophyless season on injuries (although that was a big reason), im saying you had the best chance you have ever had of finishing above us because of our injuries, and you still couldnt. Shut up before you embarass yourself even more by talking about shit no1 even mentioned.

  • @gizza4 and the only reason you finished 4th is because liverpool has gone to shit. We have won nothing for 5 years, you have won nothing for longer. The tin cup doesnt count, we dont play our first team thats more a reserve league cup for us. When was the last time you won the PL? OH WHATS THAT? NEVER? Since the PL has formed you havent come near, and the last time you won any league was going on 50 years ago. YOU REALLY BELEIVE YOUR A BIGGER CLUB??

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal You say: " the only reason you finished 4th is because liverpool has gone to shit. " No it's because we beat you and Chelsea back-to-back and went to Man City and won. How did you do against Chelsea and at Man City away? Oh let me guess "we were missing our best players". Tosser. Have you been missing your best players for the last six fucking years while you wait for Wenger to finally deliver a trophy? Deluded twat.

  • @gizza4 lol so you think 3 games out of 30 odd made you finish 4th and the fact that liverpool have gone tits up had nothing to do with it? yes we lost to them away BUT STILL FINISHED ABOVE YOU. like i said in my original fucking point you tosspot it was your best chance your ever going to get and you still didnt finish above us. get a fucking brain before you try talking to me your making me feel depressed at how stupid people in this world can be.

  • @gizza4 and 1 more thing, you have spent hundreds of millions over the past years and we have spent very little. YOU STILL HAVENT FINISHED ABOVE US. we have moved stadium which has caused many MANY clubs to go tits up, yet during that time we still havent finished out the top 4. I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO SEE YOU BUILD A STADIUM. I guarantee you would be lucky to finish top 10 while you recover.

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal On the stadium, you're so much in debt you couldn't afford to keep Cuntball and Gallas. Most Goners I know antedto keep them both last season. You're fucking broke. No money to spend, no trophies, just the same repititive shit. At least we have an atmosphere at WHL, you lot just sit down and shut the fuck up - just like you should. Stop living in the past how long without a trophy? What did Wenger say? "If we don't win the league this season, it's a disgrace."He said it, lets see..

  • @gizza4 we have the debts under control, we have a plan to pay them off and we are doing better than expected. we have plenty of money. we are in better financial position than nearly every big club in the world. of course this only happened last season, but the reason why we are so financially stable is because we dont spend like idiots like your joke of a club do, and YOU STILL CANT FINISH ABOVE US. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS FOR YOU TO REALISE YOUR ARGUING AGAINST NOTHING YOU TIT.

  • @gizza4 and what the fuck would you know about atmosphere at WHL and the Emirates? i bet you have never been to a match in your meaningless life you tosser. WHL is a joke, its falling to bits and the only things your fans can sing about is insults about one of the greatest managers to ever live. Shows the general standard of the intelligence tinytott fans posess though.

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal Got a season ticket. We achieved our aim last season - finish in the top four. Did you achieve your ambition? Or is finishing one place above 'shit' Spurs a successful season? Surely if we are so shit and you are soooo big, us finishing fourth and you finishing third means you were either shit last year, your manager fucked up, you're not as good or big as you think you are or we are better then you say. Which one is it upyourARSE nal?

  • @gizza4 Do you actually make stupid ass retarded statements on purpose or does it just come naturally?

    ok first thing, how many times do i need to type this.. YOU (the tiny totts) had the best season you have ever had while WE (the arsenal) played half the season WITHOUT A STRIKER and a shaky ass defence that you have just recruited 1 of. well done tinytotts. add to the mix how many other players were missing, (NOW THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART).. YOU STILL FAILED TO FINISH ABOVE US. GET IT NOW?

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal You didn't answer my question, again. Stop going about injuries you cretin. We had more than you, Lennon out, Modric, Defoe, King Woodgate... and finished five points behind you. Hardly in your shadow is it? Wenger offered Gallas a deal, so if he was so shit, why was that upyourArse?

  • @gizza4 are you serious? shit your either too fucking stupid to understand plain english or your just too fucking stupid to understand ANYTHING. get a fucking life. if you truly beleive tinytotts are a bigger club than arsenal, then i will just let you get on with being totally fucking deranged. and well done for taking my screen name (THAT IS ALREADY A PLAY ON WORDS) and turning it into.. A PLAY ON WORDS. your intelligence is truly shining through. your too stupid to talk to so i will stop now.

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal Thank you, upyourArse or is it talkingoutofmyARSE? At least, when it comes to European trophies we can always say Arsenal, forever in our shadow.

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal How can we 'spend like idiots' if that's the profit created by the club? We're not fucking Man City. And don't go on about atmosphere, it's an old argument. Everyone knows that Spurs have a louder support than Arsenal, and our fans are less fickle than your bunch.

    Why the fuck are you posting on her anyway? Just to get a reaction? Why don't you fuck off.

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal

    You are obviously the one who has never been to a game.

    for a start you come across as a kid, how many paper rounds you gotta do to get a fraction of your tickets?

    WHL is a hotbed for atmosphere, and yes, we have more than one song.

    Even away we bring a good atmosphere, what do your lot have? one nil to the Arsenal....boring!

    You obviously are a little bully, all you seem to do is pick on gizza4.

    You wouldnt last 5 mins on Tottenham High Road.

  • @MikeTHFC Yes i am obviously the one who has never been to a game. Even tho i have been to nearly every game, pre season included, since i was 8. FUck u moron. Hotbed for atmosphere? more like hotbed for asbo no job govt. leeching acedemically retarded cock suckers.

    "You wouldnt last 5 mins on Tottenham High Road." HA shut up you tit.

  • @UpTh3ARSEnal

    That statement shows i was right, you are just a silly little kid.

    And by the way, you are obviously an uneducated twat, so please do not copy and paste words i have type because you can't spell, seriously, what the hell is acedemically?

    Anyway, go to bed, you got school in the morning you stupid child.

  • @MikeTHFC HAHA i get one letter wrong which was a typo and i cudnt (oh look i spelt another rong OH AND ANOTHER) be less fucking bothered about typing a shitty little comment to a retard its not like im writing a novel u bellend. if all you can pick me up on is a few typos then you need to rethink your life because your a dick.

  • @YanTheBlackMan2 Trophy cabinet at the Emirates gathering dust...

  • @Ell2309 happy 50th anniversary without a league title you shit knobs.