His parents died??? And WTF y r u guys fighting about gay ppl? They dont go to ur house screaming "haha u fucking douche I'm gay an ur straight U CAN SUCK IT!" I wish they did so u ppl wuld just bak off they r awesome(:
Bubba gump if u think gays are stupid put urself in their shoes teased every day and afraid but I know gay people and their very nice and no I'm not gay but I think god is not real now before haters hate and trolls troll I'm not atheist and I respect your opinion and u should respect other peoples too
all gay people god still loves you and you should just forget all the evil people that try to bring you down becouse they do that because they are just insecure I may be strait but that doesn't mean i should automatically look down on gays thats like being white and looking down at black people horrible and inexcuseable
Let people live how they want. If they want to be gay, fine. If they want to be straight, fine. If they want to believe in God, fine. If they don't, fine. If they're republican, fine. If democrat, fine. But don't judge someone for their beliefs. You live your life, let them live theirs, and stay out of it.
@bubbagumpshrimp14 Who said that? Did God tell you that? no? so dont ASS.U.ME it seems ignorant but even if u dont believe in God why would someone who loves someone else that is the same sex as them go to hell? because the bible says? tell me where it says in the bible that gays are going to hell? and dont give me anything fake please. i am so serious about this like why are gays considered disgusting? Just because you dont kiss a guy or a girl or love them how is it disgusting?
@brokenpuzzlepieces Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.1st Corinthians 6:9-11
@brokenpuzzlepieces i so agree with youu! i love gay peoplee! i consider them regular people and alot of people tease them and that pisses me off-.-''
Okay, this whole lesbian/gay thing is really pissing me off. People have views and rights. Just because they're different then you doesn't mean you have ANY right to degrade or mock them because of it.
It's effing Dane Cook. Do we HAVE to even be arguing about this? This is like when people argue about how terrible of a singer Justin Bieber is on a Metroid video.
Here is another example of a complete hack who has to resort to having a potty mouth to get a laugh...Brian Regan is clean and funny...dont get fooled by Dane Cook and his stuff he steals off other comedians
*Sweatdrop*, probably gonna get flamed for this, but honestly, guys, (when i say guys I mean guys and girls, although i guess i don't really have to explain that), why must we tear each other down, i mean, honestly, how is this gonna build anyone up, anyhow, i'm probabably gonna get some people insulting me now, but, seriously, no matter what anyone says, humans always go on and find faults anyhow, come on, aren't we more evolved than that?
This fight over someone like this is so far back I got lazy and stopped looking for the reason behind this whole rampage. I like Dane Cook and that should be the only thing yall are talking about one comment from someone should not ruin the comment section of this video. Just calm down lol
@DerMoll are u a virgin ? i mean seriously , we dont need u fuckin GAY comments in here , just dont watch it and even if u didnt like it .... dont comment please !!!
@demonofyou1 I can safely state that i have ventured into the pleasures of heterosexual intercourse quite a bit. as to commenting on something i don't even like: if some moron is allowed to make fun of using condoms publically and be praised for that, why shouldn't i be allowed to mock that guy and the people who adore him?
@DerMoll there is nothing to stop you and you are more than entitled to your opinion and you're entitled to voice it but ask yourself this, under the curcumstances why would you? You must know that when you mock something that is on the video someone is going to jump on the defensive bandwagon and have a go at you. If you are in fact just looking for an argument (and from time to time who doesn't enjoy playing devil's advocate) then could ya not do it somewhere else not because you're not...
@DerMoll ...allowed to do it here but because many of us on youtube would rather not view an argument on every comments page. If you want just ignore what i said, that's up to you but for other's sake please don't.
@doza2112 I'm gay about everything. I'm a LESBIAN. Gay means homosexual, it does not mean stupid, or uptight or any of the other insults homophobes use it for
@EveryDayALittleDeath no gay means happy. homosexual means homosexual. just like cock means rooster. people pervert so many words these days. its just stupid
@EveryDayALittleDeath You don't like people using "gay" as an insult because it's simple-minded and homophobic... but you use "twat" as an insult even though it's simple-minded and misogynist. You're a genius.
@EveryDayALittleDeath GayGayGayGayFagot. Rofl, using gay as an insult doesn't make someone a simple minded twat. I have nothing against homosexuals, gay is generally used as an insult, fucking deal with it. I'll use gay as an insult if I want and it doesn't make me simple minded or a homophobe. Gay doesn't even mean homosexual, it means happy, it's just what our culture changed it to, just as it is now being used as an insult. Fell free to go to another website or country if you don't like it.
@EveryDayALittleDeath sorry to break youre sheltered life bubble but gay people use gay as an insult but in a joking way so research shit before you open your twat.
@dbfro1 Okay, I'll admit twats are pretty damn awesome. I never said they were dumb. And yes, I am gay, haven't we covered this? And if you want to insult me, it would be dyke, not fag, thank you VERY much.
@redneckthrillbilly Math's not gay. It's DEPRESSING. If you think it's gay, you're probably one of those nerdy kids with no friends. I mean, seriously, who finds math HAPPY?
i like robin williams *somewhat* better than dane cook. but i didnt know it was dane when i heard some of his stuff. when i found out i was surprised. i think he's the physical-humor guy, and williams does the verbal and 'true' comedy. :) i dont hate either, but im not totally obsessed with them.
@themrwesman If you're going to correct someones spelling, at least have the intelligence to use the proper grammar. You know, capitals, periods, commas and such. Genius.
It is most likely little 14 year old idiots, or 30 year old pathetic wastes still living at home with mommy who go around trashing every video's comment log. It's because they are so worthless that talking shit about everything makes them feel better about their pathetic existances. If you don't like a video, don't watch it. It's a simple as that. If you feel that bad about yourself that you have to talk shit about everything then maybe you should do something about it, scumbags.
real fast stop yelling at dane for giving you a little brother......and dont sound like a girl defending him......he is funny, but some people hate comedy,people,america,jesus, oh but love satan,hell,Antarctica, neptune, meteorites
@ReneNorth ok i have to admit i dont believe in god (im a science kid :/) but i do love people, comedy and america and im wanting to go to Germany visit my dads side homeland!
FML. just fml. I spend frieking FOREVER trying to find ONE dang comment when everyone is arguing. Cuz I'm not gonna lie I like to read people getting mad. I'm American.lol. But , I can never find that one stupid comment that people post that gets everyone soo mad. I mean like sometimes I wonder do people like scroll through the wholee comment thing to be like ef that guy so people like me search FOREVER to find it!! I mean am I the only one here?!
what's with the security guys staring at the audience how could you laugh seeing a guy with adrenalin pumping to see if he needs to worry about tackling you to the ground if you stand up & clap or something
@ookkeedookkee fucked hismom so hard, that blood came out and he went to the bathroom and it didnt stop, and it became very painful so he called the paramedics and asked what he should do, so they advised him to see his doctor right away, so he called his doctor, and his doctor found an opening on the same day, so he went to the doctor
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I thought Dane Cook was Catholic? Doesn't that make condom use immoral?
Here's a funny joke...10 million dead from AIDS in Sub-Saharan Africa, and the Catholic Church are directly responsible by banning the education and use of condoms...God-bothering hypocrites are bad enough...When they attempt comedy, well, the results are here for everyone to see....
Sir, considering your passion for the correct use of proper English grammar, as well as your use of formal styling and vocabulary, do you not perhaps think that, in keeping with said formal styling, that the conjunction "it's" may perhaps be somewhat inappropriate to use in your argument? Perhaps you should instead use the phrase, "it is".
Also sir, the use of proper grammar is no substitute for lack of higher manners. I merely point this out for your well being, sir.
@ZomBLord ahahahaa look at this bitch tryina act like his higher up or sumfin typing like that... NOBODY CAME TO READ COMMENTS ON UR FUCKING SHIT ASS ARGUMENTS GET A FUCKING ROOM THIS IS DANE COOKS TERRITORY!@
@ookkeedookkee While you're doing that, along with trying to use your vocabulary to make you sound like a pretentious fool... I obviously get what you're saying about means of communication. But when someone is commenting on a video and you can't understand, then don't go out of your way to start a fight with someone. Just leave it alone.
I honestly laughed out loud at myself when I reread what I had written. The paragraph is clearly written to sound as obnoxious as possible. I was in a very unusual mood when I wrote it so I apologize to those who took offense. There's enough animosity in this world as it is. There's no need to add to it by demeaning others for the sake of blowing off steam. Feel free to call me an asshole a few more times, but maybe conversations can now return to a more relevant topic.
This happened today! And I was thinking about this joke afterwards
whyouh8in 3 weeks ago
which one was the one when he said his dog swolloed his condom?
brendanmurphy1000 3 weeks ago
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I have a punk rock band called THE BROKEN CONDOMS. We're a pro-life band.
hectorsalinasisback 2 months ago
This is some dirty jokes
487Cindy 3 months ago
My lil sis she is 8 she accidentally watched this and is asking me "Questions"
487Cindy 3 months ago 3
Dane cook is sooo funny
XFALLENSAVIORX 3 months ago
@killerblocks Theres more scientific fact behind biblical theory than the theory of evolution.
Flajibury100 5 months ago
Dane cook is Awsome and this was halierios he's supper funny
jolefy 5 months ago
Right when Everyday Commented that he was gay. Everyone started commenting some sexual, ignorant comments. U guys are fucked up...
slithersls 5 months ago
@69heheh69 Yes, I think we've established that fact.
EveryDayALittleDeath 6 months ago
I was eating while watching this....... Nothing happened........
bluepitbull21 7 months ago
His parents died??? And WTF y r u guys fighting about gay ppl? They dont go to ur house screaming "haha u fucking douche I'm gay an ur straight U CAN SUCK IT!" I wish they did so u ppl wuld just bak off they r awesome(:
36olivia 7 months ago 2
60 people may dislike, but i bet they listened all the way to the end.
drinkspecials 7 months ago
Bubba gump if u think gays are stupid put urself in their shoes teased every day and afraid but I know gay people and their very nice and no I'm not gay but I think god is not real now before haters hate and trolls troll I'm not atheist and I respect your opinion and u should respect other peoples too
19branden97 7 months ago
Comma, Ejaculation, Period ... hopefully xD
MasochisticMaiden 8 months ago 3
all gay people god still loves you and you should just forget all the evil people that try to bring you down becouse they do that because they are just insecure I may be strait but that doesn't mean i should automatically look down on gays thats like being white and looking down at black people horrible and inexcuseable
ZwinkyIsAwesome01 8 months ago 3
You suck Cook you douche bag.. Your mother and father suck just for having a jerk off like you
davgabe 8 months ago
@davgabe umm dont look this stuff up then?
MoonLitCat 8 months ago
@davgabe Well both his parents died from cancer so I guess you're happy now.
Hightopsdynomite375 7 months ago
Let people live how they want. If they want to be gay, fine. If they want to be straight, fine. If they want to believe in God, fine. If they don't, fine. If they're republican, fine. If democrat, fine. But don't judge someone for their beliefs. You live your life, let them live theirs, and stay out of it.
jb0Ogi3 8 months ago 13
@jb0Ogi3 Live and let live?
rouge32powerhouse 8 months ago
@jb0Ogi3 if they want to judge u on ur beliefs fine
xxxficcxxx 4 months ago
@jb0Ogi3 my brothers gay and someone at school said they have a prob with gay ppl so i told him so it really doesn't matter.
spicyrain1234 2 months ago
im happy that in the end all gays burn in the deep dark pits of wich we call hell
bubbagumpshrimp14 9 months ago
@bubbagumpshrimp14 What the FUCK is your problem?
rouge32powerhouse 8 months ago
@bubbagumpshrimp14 Who said that? Did God tell you that? no? so dont ASS.U.ME it seems ignorant but even if u dont believe in God why would someone who loves someone else that is the same sex as them go to hell? because the bible says? tell me where it says in the bible that gays are going to hell? and dont give me anything fake please. i am so serious about this like why are gays considered disgusting? Just because you dont kiss a guy or a girl or love them how is it disgusting?
brokenpuzzlepieces 8 months ago
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@brokenpuzzlepieces Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.1st Corinthians 6:9-11
bubbagumpshrimp14 8 months ago
@brokenpuzzlepieces i so agree with youu! i love gay peoplee! i consider them regular people and alot of people tease them and that pisses me off-.-''
andycdza 7 months ago
how the fuck can an argument like this start on a video like this??
thechupacabra123 9 months ago
wow epic
mnypwrrspkt 9 months ago
This ass hole is the worst comic ever he sucks would smash his face in if I ever saw him
davgabe 9 months ago
@davgabe why is this a touchy subject, was a broken condom part of your life oh wait... it caused your life didnt it pwned
jago1996 9 months ago
Pause, comma, ejaculation. Period - hopefully.
SquidneyK 9 months ago 91
"period. hopefully." LOL
Winklepinklepuff 9 months ago
Dane Cook is the result of a broken condom.
TheOmegaParadigm 10 months ago
GAY
blackdragonUK 10 months ago
Okay, this whole lesbian/gay thing is really pissing me off. People have views and rights. Just because they're different then you doesn't mean you have ANY right to degrade or mock them because of it.
It's effing Dane Cook. Do we HAVE to even be arguing about this? This is like when people argue about how terrible of a singer Justin Bieber is on a Metroid video.
pikachugirl2 10 months ago 4
"balls, ejaculation, period... HOPEFULLY" lol
allynardirox 10 months ago
@Juggalettesunnshine People who don't wan a venerial disease
EveryDayALittleDeath 10 months ago
You forgot part of your title: there should be a "was conceived due to a" in there.
jimmyboyG485 10 months ago
Awww baby im gona fucking EJACULATE! Im gona try that and see what my gf does XD
Explosive221 11 months ago
"HOPEFULLY..."
Uberlasting 11 months ago
DANE COOK IS COMEDY FOR RETARDS
justinkatz441 11 months ago
pause comma ejaculation...period hopefully. LMFAO
erin154booya 11 months ago 2
Wtf this is dirty
Nightmareahh 11 months ago
Dane Cook a worthless DOUCHE BAG
davgabe 1 year ago
@davgabe i bet he loves you to ;)
TheDragonLake 1 year ago
how come comedy on youtube always attracts the fights?
21526001270528 1 year ago 3
@21526001270528 because it's not a because comedy is not meant to be taken seriously. So in turn, people feel that they can comment however they like
EveryDayALittleDeath 10 months ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath if they were allowed to comment however they wanted to, fights wouldnt occure because they shouldnt take it seriously. ironic
21526001270528 10 months ago
@everydayalittledeath lesbians are fucking AWESOME
deadman163441 1 year ago 3
@deadman163441 AMEN TO THAT. LOL im jk im not a lesbian or a girl. im a guy who is straight
luvthevols09 1 year ago
I LOVE how she DOESN'T LAUGH LIKE AN IDIOT
MrWarfare57 1 year ago
Here is another example of a complete hack who has to resort to having a potty mouth to get a laugh...Brian Regan is clean and funny...dont get fooled by Dane Cook and his stuff he steals off other comedians
turnbuckletoys 1 year ago
*Sweatdrop*, probably gonna get flamed for this, but honestly, guys, (when i say guys I mean guys and girls, although i guess i don't really have to explain that), why must we tear each other down, i mean, honestly, how is this gonna build anyone up, anyhow, i'm probabably gonna get some people insulting me now, but, seriously, no matter what anyone says, humans always go on and find faults anyhow, come on, aren't we more evolved than that?
PikachuMaiden 1 year ago 3
This fight over someone like this is so far back I got lazy and stopped looking for the reason behind this whole rampage. I like Dane Cook and that should be the only thing yall are talking about one comment from someone should not ruin the comment section of this video. Just calm down lol
atHuecoMundo4ever 1 year ago
Balls, Comma, ejaculation, Period. Hopfully... lol
vexun11 1 year ago
mmmmmarcus go find something better to do you twat.
ilovegirls503 1 year ago
i found one on my bus no realy i did
kirbypeep 1 year ago
I didn't play the video. I just came here to say Dane Cook sucks.
mmmmmarcus 1 year ago
It's funny because Dane Cook is a broken condom.
SRH911 1 year ago
balls, ejaculates, period. hopefully!!!! ROLF, naw, im still in my chair
multihappydayz 1 year ago
XD "balls,comma,ejaculate,period."
Marki4231 1 year ago
@Marki4231 Lmao!!!
sodapop554 1 year ago
This frat house D bag is about as funny as a funeral
davgabe 1 year ago
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dane cook is beast
luispenaloza123 1 year ago
dane cook is beast
luispenaloza123 1 year ago
Why the fuck do u record this if u cant even understand what the fuck he's saying
KevinsIpodReview 1 year ago
Haters...
KoalaBear9526 1 year ago
they actually laugh at the word ejaculate... immature AND brainless ...
DerMoll 1 year ago
@DerMoll are u a virgin ? i mean seriously , we dont need u fuckin GAY comments in here , just dont watch it and even if u didnt like it .... dont comment please !!!
p.s: f*** you
demonofyou1 1 year ago
@demonofyou1 I can safely state that i have ventured into the pleasures of heterosexual intercourse quite a bit. as to commenting on something i don't even like: if some moron is allowed to make fun of using condoms publically and be praised for that, why shouldn't i be allowed to mock that guy and the people who adore him?
p.s.: suck it :)
DerMoll 1 year ago
@DerMoll because he's not mocking anyone... He's mocking condoms...
HuntressTheFirst 1 year ago
@DerMoll there is nothing to stop you and you are more than entitled to your opinion and you're entitled to voice it but ask yourself this, under the curcumstances why would you? You must know that when you mock something that is on the video someone is going to jump on the defensive bandwagon and have a go at you. If you are in fact just looking for an argument (and from time to time who doesn't enjoy playing devil's advocate) then could ya not do it somewhere else not because you're not...
sicarius999 1 year ago
@DerMoll ...allowed to do it here but because many of us on youtube would rather not view an argument on every comments page. If you want just ignore what i said, that's up to you but for other's sake please don't.
sicarius999 1 year ago
@demonofyou1
Hey. Don't you effing use gay as an insult, you simpleminded twat
EveryDayALittleDeath 1 year ago 108
@EveryDayALittleDeath ur gay
SoftWaterSeas 1 year ago
@SoftWaterSeas As I said to mysticowner4, yes I AM gay. And proud of it. Got a problem with that?
EveryDayALittleDeath 1 year ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath u nasty
SoftWaterSeas 1 year ago
@SoftWaterSeas
I'm "nasty" because I happen to be a girl who likes girls?
EveryDayALittleDeath 1 year ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath yes ur nasty
SoftWaterSeas 1 year ago
@SoftWaterSeas you should die in a hole bitch! she has the right to do what ever she wants!
ThePrincessken 1 year ago
@ThePrincessken u must be a dyke too, fat ass
SoftWaterSeas 1 year ago
@ThePrincessken Thank you for defending me
EveryDayALittleDeath 10 months ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath ur gay
mysticowner4 1 year ago
@mysticowner4 Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that?
EveryDayALittleDeath 1 year ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath alright dont be gay about it
doza2112 10 months ago
@doza2112 I'm gay about everything. I'm a LESBIAN. Gay means homosexual, it does not mean stupid, or uptight or any of the other insults homophobes use it for
EveryDayALittleDeath 10 months ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath no gay means happy. homosexual means homosexual. just like cock means rooster. people pervert so many words these days. its just stupid
PsychoLilDude 10 months ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath You don't like people using "gay" as an insult because it's simple-minded and homophobic... but you use "twat" as an insult even though it's simple-minded and misogynist. You're a genius.
carlhammar 10 months ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath GayGayGayGayFagot. Rofl, using gay as an insult doesn't make someone a simple minded twat. I have nothing against homosexuals, gay is generally used as an insult, fucking deal with it. I'll use gay as an insult if I want and it doesn't make me simple minded or a homophobe. Gay doesn't even mean homosexual, it means happy, it's just what our culture changed it to, just as it is now being used as an insult. Fell free to go to another website or country if you don't like it.
Spetsnaz2077 9 months ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath I love you <3
pixigirl321 7 months ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath sorry to break youre sheltered life bubble but gay people use gay as an insult but in a joking way so research shit before you open your twat.
TheXsanity 7 months ago
@TheXsanity yes, gay people do and that's fine. but I take offense when straight people do it.
EveryDayALittleDeath 6 months ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath how dare u use the best thing in the world as an insult? AND called it dumb? u must be gay, fag.
dbfro1 7 months ago
@dbfro1 Okay, I'll admit twats are pretty damn awesome. I never said they were dumb. And yes, I am gay, haven't we covered this? And if you want to insult me, it would be dyke, not fag, thank you VERY much.
EveryDayALittleDeath 6 months ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath youre welcome lol.
dbfro1 6 months ago
@dbfro1 HAHA FTW!!
Bobscookies12345 6 months ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath dont u hate math? its fuckin GAY
redneckthrillbilly 6 months ago
@redneckthrillbilly Math's not gay. It's DEPRESSING. If you think it's gay, you're probably one of those nerdy kids with no friends. I mean, seriously, who finds math HAPPY?
EveryDayALittleDeath 6 months ago
dooode Zomg dane coook is soo motha fucking funnny i allmost pissed myself
tr3vis123 1 year ago
Pause comma ejaculate period hopefully Hahahahaha
3000KAIguy 1 year ago 2
i love him!
hes hot&funny<3
liviere10 1 year ago
Dane cook has the charisma of a broken condom as well :/
SRH911 1 year ago
Habubuu higuha wajagazaka -_- ejaculate does enywan ssay ejaculate>_< its like boooom o_0
Mmagua1 1 year ago
i love dane cook so much, but i prefer his non-sexual jokes. his sex jokes never really get to me.
disneyExplorer1 1 year ago 2
i like robin williams *somewhat* better than dane cook. but i didnt know it was dane when i heard some of his stuff. when i found out i was surprised. i think he's the physical-humor guy, and williams does the verbal and 'true' comedy. :) i dont hate either, but im not totally obsessed with them.
StaraziaSelin66 1 year ago
somebody tell me why the security guard dude isn't laughing at all when i can watch these over and over again and still laugh?
bonezillion 1 year ago
danecook is great the video quality is bad
asianwanabe1 1 year ago
dane cook has that natural kick ass sense of humor
chevellereigns16 1 year ago
Funniest man to ever live!!! EVER!!!!!!!
eddythehunn 1 year ago
period. hopefully...
Cyphlix 1 year ago
lucky u go to see it
LovingJesusandLife 1 year ago
hey thanks for the video,, yours was the best i've seen.
MsSamara13 1 year ago
@themrwesman If you're going to correct someones spelling, at least have the intelligence to use the proper grammar. You know, capitals, periods, commas and such. Genius.
RandiM 1 year ago 19
@RandiM and remember to put the ejaculations in there too
sidneyblair 1 year ago
@RandiM It's genious bud:)
camcorderdc 8 months ago
It is most likely little 14 year old idiots, or 30 year old pathetic wastes still living at home with mommy who go around trashing every video's comment log. It's because they are so worthless that talking shit about everything makes them feel better about their pathetic existances. If you don't like a video, don't watch it. It's a simple as that. If you feel that bad about yourself that you have to talk shit about everything then maybe you should do something about it, scumbags.
RandiM 1 year ago
Dane Cook has the +30, used female demographic locked in. What a badass.
aallppiinnee 1 year ago
Pause. Comna. Ejactulation. Period....hopefully.
ILuvSterling 1 year ago
Pause, comma, ejaculate, period…hopefully. Rofl. I love Dane cook!!!!
maketothemax 1 year ago
@themrwesman he obviously knows how to spell it but hit the wrong button on his keyboard. so in fact your the "genius" for not realising that
skullnight4 1 year ago
It's not grooss I bet u don't know what an ejaculation is u retarf
canada341 1 year ago
this is so gross but its funny still
rewindfive 1 year ago
Some of Dane Cook's work is fucking retarded but some of it is pure genius.
DeadFetusCake 1 year ago
dude
i would like sex
regardless of condom usage or not
it's so insensitive to complain about that
im gonna go neck up
adlayeshay 1 year ago
Ohmigodd!!... I'm gonna EJACULATE
ROFL!!!!
Antareseyes 1 year ago
real fast stop yelling at dane for giving you a little brother......and dont sound like a girl defending him......he is funny, but some people hate comedy,people,america,jesus, oh but love satan,hell,Antarctica, neptune, meteorites
ReneNorth 1 year ago
@ReneNorth ok i have to admit i dont believe in god (im a science kid :/) but i do love people, comedy and america and im wanting to go to Germany visit my dads side homeland!
killerblocks 6 months ago
cloakin deviced-condoms.....(Y) thumbs up
AnimeLoverOfMusic 1 year ago
pause...comma...ejaculation...period...hopefully.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHa
Otterlover21 1 year ago
FML. just fml. I spend frieking FOREVER trying to find ONE dang comment when everyone is arguing. Cuz I'm not gonna lie I like to read people getting mad. I'm American.lol. But , I can never find that one stupid comment that people post that gets everyone soo mad. I mean like sometimes I wonder do people like scroll through the wholee comment thing to be like ef that guy so people like me search FOREVER to find it!! I mean am I the only one here?!
IxWuvxYewx 1 year ago 7
@IxWuvxYewx Actually your not haha... I just give up after a while :D
angelofapoisonheaven 1 year ago
@IxWuvxYewx haha no no you aren't =)
jolivergirl 1 year ago
@IxWuvxYewx i love reading hate comments too. it get so damn intense its like"woow"
candycutie1 1 year ago
what's with the security guys staring at the audience how could you laugh seeing a guy with adrenalin pumping to see if he needs to worry about tackling you to the ground if you stand up & clap or something
midguardz 1 year ago
lmfao bad pancakes! xD
thatsSOalicia 1 year ago
he was the rip in the condom
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Brianmiles89 1 year ago
lol....bad pancake......
60buickl 1 year ago
@ookkeedookkee fucked hismom so hard, that blood came out and he went to the bathroom and it didnt stop, and it became very painful so he called the paramedics and asked what he should do, so they advised him to see his doctor right away, so he called his doctor, and his doctor found an opening on the same day, so he went to the doctor
sweenytodd101 2 years ago
lol period...hopefully XD
njlover4553 2 years ago
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Waht isss wrongt wit u ande ur gramere @ookkeedookkee
redsoxnationrox 2 years ago
@ookkeedookkee your a bitch
geico2155 2 years ago
You people need to get a life....really
candyrabittpop 2 years ago
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I thought Dane Cook was Catholic? Doesn't that make condom use immoral?
Here's a funny joke...10 million dead from AIDS in Sub-Saharan Africa, and the Catholic Church are directly responsible by banning the education and use of condoms...God-bothering hypocrites are bad enough...When they attempt comedy, well, the results are here for everyone to see....
rogan71 2 years ago
sexist AND religious...what a surprise, and what a perfect recipe for comedy!
Ooh, and I'm guessing that if you're a fan of his, you might not spot sarcasm, so er... that was it.
highonrebellion1 2 years ago
I wish I was there.
greenorange75 2 years ago
freaking funny!
skotty2hotty4u 2 years ago
period, hopefully xDxDxDxDxD!!!
makeorbreakgirlz 2 years ago 6
@ImBallinLike23 e ME 2 ITS SO DUMB WHEN PEOPLE CORRECT PEOPLES GRAMMER
butnugget15 2 years ago 2
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ookkeedookkee 2 years ago
@ookkeedookkee dope
makeorbreakgirlz 2 years ago 4
@ookkeedookkee Seriously don't do that, your talking that to be a smart-ass :/ sorry its a sad truth
Accountgm 2 years ago
@ookkeedookkee Dane Cook was just talking about ejaculation and sex and you are trying to tell us about proper grammar? hahaha
StAnLeYcUpChAmPs2oo9 2 years ago
@ookkeedookkee How long did it take you to look up all those words on Dictionary (dot) com? Lol
kurosakishere 2 years ago
Sir, considering your passion for the correct use of proper English grammar, as well as your use of formal styling and vocabulary, do you not perhaps think that, in keeping with said formal styling, that the conjunction "it's" may perhaps be somewhat inappropriate to use in your argument? Perhaps you should instead use the phrase, "it is".
Also sir, the use of proper grammar is no substitute for lack of higher manners. I merely point this out for your well being, sir.
Farewell, and thank you.
ZomBLord 2 years ago 27
@ZomBLord shuuuuuuuuut the fuck up. you checked and checked again to see if you had any mistakes? get the fuck outa here. no one cares.
KEN117MC 1 year ago
@ZomBLord ahahahaa look at this bitch tryina act like his higher up or sumfin typing like that... NOBODY CAME TO READ COMMENTS ON UR FUCKING SHIT ASS ARGUMENTS GET A FUCKING ROOM THIS IS DANE COOKS TERRITORY!@
mysticowner4 1 year ago
@mysticowner4 lol i was being sarcastic. Look at the comment I was responding to.
ZomBLord 1 year ago
@ZomBLord dont care u contributed to the argument
mysticowner4 1 year ago
@mysticowner4 OK.
ZomBLord 1 year ago
@ZomBLord Wow, grammar Nazi. I know I am reasponding to a nine month old comment. I am, not I'm.
Bullfr0g174 1 year ago
@Bullfr0g174 I was being sarcastic. Look at the comment I was responding to. Cheers!
ZomBLord 1 year ago
@ZomBLord OK TEACHER!! ILL STUDY HARDER
fleury7897 1 year ago
@ZomBLord you are awesome.
mahtexas 1 year ago
@ookkeedookkee While you're doing that, along with trying to use your vocabulary to make you sound like a pretentious fool... I obviously get what you're saying about means of communication. But when someone is commenting on a video and you can't understand, then don't go out of your way to start a fight with someone. Just leave it alone.
switchbladeattitude 1 year ago
I honestly laughed out loud at myself when I reread what I had written. The paragraph is clearly written to sound as obnoxious as possible. I was in a very unusual mood when I wrote it so I apologize to those who took offense. There's enough animosity in this world as it is. There's no need to add to it by demeaning others for the sake of blowing off steam. Feel free to call me an asshole a few more times, but maybe conversations can now return to a more relevant topic.
ookkeedookkee 1 year ago 52
@ookkeedookkee
"...maybe conversations can now return to a more relevant topic"
Relevant topics of conversation on an internet comment board? Lady you need to get out of your house.
brownc01 1 year ago
O.O dude its just a spelling error you dont need to spaz at the other guy. DUDE SERIOUSLY...
Harmony773 2 years ago 2