Win The Awesomest Prizes EVAR!

[foreverravenclaw]

Oh my god. There's a window there.

[EggheadJr1]

WHAT KINDA GUITAR IZZAT!?!?

[Alassieth]

I wish I knew about this back then. So many books I could have won, all gone now...

[ginarocks75]

I wish I knew I was a nerdfighter back then! I would have bought as many tickets as I could!! Rather my father would have bought the tickets because I had(have) no money.

[yknowthatgirl]

... I just... Why was I not a Nerdfighter back then? </3

[HeadInTheClouds1178]

I wish I had entered this. I saw the box set of Harry Potter and I thought "wow, that would be so awesome, I really need to buy and box set." And then I heard 'signed by J.K. Rowling' and I kinda started tearing up a bit, maybe?

[WolstenHannah]

Who the heck won all these prizes?

*plots to steal prizes when winners are sleeping*

[tacoismykitty]

"signed books by John Green!"

that might be worth something, but then John wrote his signature out 150,000 times

[FishieFlew]

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[RaynaOfSunshine]

Hee hee hee hee hee hee :D

[homerdude7]

aww man I wish I could've entered the thing and made John or Maurine to write about the meaning of life... haha I'd like to see the look on their face. Then I would tell them what I really want... write an autobiography about John or Maurine's life John and Maurine I will see you never (face to face and that's your cue to stop reading) Nerdfighters, those who have writing skills I prompt you to write a biography on John or Maurine... Hank you should organize it!

[ArtemisLiliths]

Making John write Twilight fanfiction is not nearly as cruel as if someone were to make him write about unicorns...

What did he end up having to write about, anyway?

[sessrojak]

i'd like to know where i can find the song that hank has written?

[vngaris]

I like the view out of Hank's window...

[nizzlewhizzle]

I hate it when you talk about harry poter I hate harry poter. Harry poter is stupid!

I still like you guys though.

[graybutcolorful]

There. Was. A. Tom. Felton. Guitar? Someone build be a time machine now!!

[TookItHomeToJenny]

Damnit I'm a year late!!! Someone make a time portal, right now!!!

[ReKrisB]

Wow, that was an intense list of prizes :3

And I loved his "hehehe" when he said Hi to Maureen X3

[thexquisitetorture]

Omg.. Those prizes sound so amazing!

[thebookworm05]

Why?! Why must I always been a year late for these things?! WHY?!?!

[animeotaku]

Hey, um.... Did you ever do the song? Because Ellen Hardcastle is coming out soon...

[bannanamouse]

woo this video was made on my birthday

[lilypad145]

Hanks says "heeheeheeheeheeheehee." I love the giggles. X)

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

Hanks hair looks like it is making an adorably futile attempt to form a blond version of the puff.

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

Hanks hair looks like it is making an adorably futile attempt to form a blond version of this puff.

[kristineshaheen]

Love the turn. Nice view. Also, brilliant psychology with the plugging of your brother's event, there.

[kristineshaheen]

Love the turn. Nice view. 

[MrMinVik]

who one?

[ThisIsLagom]

Why did I watch this now?! I wish I could have bought some tickets...

[Aeuwa]

I would have made John write about Unicorns.

[61teewssa]

I kind of want John to wrote about how he desperately wants to French kiss...HANK! I would laugh for 2 hours straight.

[hippyfriend]

I think it's just as well I missed this, I mean I did donate to Haiti but if I could have got any of this stuff I would have emptied my bank account.

[KingOSketchKomedy]

@Firefun4everyone ron, harry and hermione.

Have you ever heard of harry potter?

[SvetaTheRussianSpy]

My best friend won the song! Yay Sammy! Hank Green is amazing and all the rest of the Nerdfighers! DFTBA! <3

[firefun4everyone]

who who and who?

[MBCUK1]

This is awesome! Im in! I also joined qtxt co uk they are just starting up

[epictennis97]

55,000th view

[AnimeAndMusicLover]

I got so distracted by the pretty tree outside your window during the dramatic part...and also, I liked the lighting. Maybe another video from that angle, yes?

[masteryeah02]

message me ur email 4 invite to lockerz

[MapleStoryShowsLive]

go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go!

[imraddooemgee]

I wish I could have entered...good luck to everyone who did enter :D DFTBA<3

[charlottepoet]

i love the ways you guys are giving back :)

[SamtheViciousZebra]

HRH CARGO PLANES?! EPIC.

[dizzydreamer101]

wait, the link doesnt give the prizes list! NARF!!!!

[ohlookafireball]

Hey vlogbrothers ! I have been thinking about shaving all my hair off for a while, and i think it would be greatif i could get sponsored for doing it.will try and get it recorded for you:P p.s its currently over a foot long so there is going to be alot of hair left over.

[KipEnyan]

@ohlookafireball A teacher at my school started that exact thing. It's called Bald for Bucks, and the money goes to cancer research. Started out as a school thing, but now its national. You should check it out, google that shit.

[JeTePense]

ohmygod this made me laugh so hard at 2:11

It made my day thank you so much Hank

<3

[pooymoopy]

LOOLL me tooo, that was hilarious.

[historylass83]

Is that mercury in the bottle on your right?

[heyashleyp]

I AM SO MAD THAT I HAVE NO MONEYS!!!!!

[silentspeaker15]

As an independent bookseller, thank you for ordering it through your indie bookstore and not amazon. DFTBA!

[Iheartdogdemons]

OWO

HANK GREEN PRIZES!

WANT EVEN MOAR!

[Iheartdogdemons]

JOHN GREEN PRIZES! WANT!

8D

[allisonmae16]

Uhm, I am broke. BUT, I WANT THOSE NERDY PRIZES SO BAD!!!

[LainaLuluLovesU]

Good plan!!

I'll have to do that too! =)

[EELClove98]

You made me all excited! I want da stuffs! But I'm 11! Therefore I am broke! It would be SOOOOOOO cool to talk to you on the phone! because you are awesome! Nerd Fighters!

[Lightavion]

@EELClove98 Yeah, same situation here. 13=broke.

But the stuff sounds so awesome! I'll see if I can work up some money for some Haitians.

[weneedharrypotter]

LOVE the angle change and chair turn. Seriously. Awesome.

[jacobblackwillwin]

So like. I'm actually reading this book right now. :D love

[awsomepalika]

lol derp. DFTBA!!!

[KinksGem]

Twilight Fan fiction? STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS, HANK!!!!!!!!!!!

[Achw3l]

lol @ Pattinson "derp"

[chetopuffs]

i missed it super sad face

i already gave so you need not tell me that i still can give.

[ThePeanutGallery]

I'm planning a dance with my beta club with almost 100% profits to the Red Cross

[gypsygirl3474]

This comment comes to you in several parts.

Part 1: Your giggle is super creepy

Part 2: My school raised over 2,ooo dollars for Haiti. That's big, because my school is only 400 ppl.

[cuius11]

woh magical new camera angle!!

[REMsleeper428]

My god, those prizes are the most amazing prizes of which I've ever... ever... heard.

[kiasuten]

DFTBA.

[lovelyceejay]

*cries a pool of horrible at not having ANY money to enter contests!!!!!!!*

[TheRydog100]

AIDSupplies not good

[45stripes]

Hank, you're adorable XD.

Thanks for making a video about the Haiti raffle thingy :D

[GAWproductions]

Dooblydoo = dan's word.

[REMsleeper428]

I think it was Wheezywaiter's.

[Tardis910]

I just logged on to buy my tickets and it is over? This is the worst day of my life...ever.

[pieceofcake2008]

Yay for Terry!

[LainaLuluLovesU]

RIGHT?! I'm so sad! I can't even look at the prises =(

[Minikimii]

That is fucking crazy. Oh my GOD. This... I... I WISH I COULD BUY A TICKET. ;A;

[ANproduction]

i want to by raffle tickets but... yeahhh no moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

[mysticwolf11]

*sigh*

If only I had a car that would take me to Indianapolis...or a budget that wasn't a college shoestring budget...because I would totally go to the writing workshop in Indiana and slash or get a couple raffle tickets to have John write a story.

I want it to be about ninja pirate wizard monkeys and their conquest against spider flu monkey AIDS. It would be commentary about how nobody is paying attention to the vast amount of poor in Africa who desperately need HIV/AIDS medications. I. WIN.

[KelseyyLynnxx3]

I am so buying a raffle ticket for this. My entire life would be complete if Hank wrote a song about me.

[rizzo92insanity]

OMG - just call me! i dont need a song!

[animilautrec]

shit fucks i need ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. AND I NEED MULTIPLES OF THEM.

[vonraven]

Oh geez I need payday to come right now.

[xlizardcakex]

Yay for fanboy giggles.

[CelebrianoLorien]

I wish I could get the raffle ticket for the guitar...

[secretagentmann9]

2:11 lol

[pete275]

aren't raffles illegal?

[dancerphish]

No?

[Unforgiven11]

Wow these prizes really are great

[Brendanofthecult]

how do we buy a raffle ticket?

[emmfan09]

#hhh :)

[LunaLupinTonks]

I donated when it was live. It was amazing.

[GirlintheMask421]

.... i want a music video... o^o

lol <3

[GIANTclaaam]

A song by Hank would be awesome, but I can't buy a raffle ticket.

[FourtyTwoTimes]

AEEEIIIII! awesomest prizes evar indeeeed!!

[missick93]

Ffffff...

I almost cried when I saw this

I would do ANYTHING to enter this damn raffle, but...I literally have no cash ;;

I'm really sorry guys...

*goes and cries*

[RachaelF27]

It's not just Missoula, Hank. I live right outside of Atlanta, and can't seem to track down Scarlett Fever... and my fiance works at a Borders... MJ deserves better.

[Bouncer05]

They only go there? so enough money to get the aid there, but not enough to get the planes back? That is interesting indeed

[McManiacGirl]

*is off to steal parents credit card*

i SHALL make John write about unicorns... *twitch*

[JagoReedJones]

Ahahahaha about unicorns :D

[hyox3]

2:11

HAHAH AWESOME

[SpaceAndrew]

Oh, hey Different Camera Angle. What are you doing outside of Wheezy's videos? Hm... You look good in Hank's video. Keep it up.

[moose6692]

use ryan international airlines for the charter flights.

[VampireCalliope]

2:10 picture made my day. xD

[VestaVesVesStar]

I'd make John write a story about how much he loves Unicorns. ;p

[jasmineleyro]

"and when i say hit, i mean... smaaall scale... but HIT!"

lol best part

[talkinatchu]

Holy Weezy camera angle change!

[SillyVickie]

Oh and if winning the raffle YOU COULD MAKE JOHN GREEN WRITE A STORY ABOUT HIM HAVING A GREAT LOVE OF UNICORNS.............nerdfight­eria we must win.

[SillyVickie]

I do fear that this raffle will start a two-year war that will end in the demise of the stupid lame poepl that think the world is going to explode in 2012. Because they will do something stupid, which will make any nerd on nerd fighting end and all nerds will rejoin together and battle till the end of said stupid people.......................a­ll over a harry potter raffle for haiti...I am not sure if thats totally awesome or just sad...

[AngelicAnimeX]

i squeeled each time you named a prize. XD

[PlayStationVsXBOX]

Is it bad that I squeaked about getting to talk to you on the phone instead of getting a song written about me? (or about what I want) I was like, "OMG I WANT TO TALK TO HANK!!" >.> Yeah... Harry Potter stuff!! =D

[Fgdhdgr]

he can be at events in Indianapolis, but he can't make us videos? :(

[quibily]

@Fgdhdgr He already made the commitment before his son was born, probably--and he didn't know when the baby would come, so he accepted.

[Fgdhdgr]

well don't get so technical on me!

i'm just wallowing in my grief from not being able to see john :(

[quibily]

Lol, sorry.

[mackenzieinthesky]

lol, "DERP"

[cloebaby97]

Sorry Hank, but I may steal that signed guitar from you :)

[fecklessman]

this is a really great thing you guys are doing. however, not to be a debbie downer or anything... but 1,000 words barely qualifies as an essay, let alone a short story. ;-P

but it's still a totally amazing prize and everyone should try for it if they've got the money! it's for a good cause.

[meISnotAcommie]

I want signed Terry Prachet books...

[iluvpage9]

where do we buy raffle tickets?

[kojikondo23]

Omg, that live webcast of your brother wa awesome! I feel special for being part of it and being mentioned.

I plan on donating, Hank! DFTBA

[acciodiana]

OMG. I want the Hank song!

Dude, that is so awesome.

[junilla101]

omfg wut is the harry potter website?!?!?

[lolcatz97]

DERPPPPPPP!

[quibily]

I LOVE the Twilight fanfic idea--yeah, french-kissing Edward Cullen! You KNOW John wants a piece of that puff.

This is great. I'm so glad you guys are encouraging us not to forget when the--as you put it--terribleness of the situation in Haiti begins to fade from the public's conscience.

[ThezRNotJoannaEggz]

HANK!!! where did the intro song go?!

[VIDEOS4HAITI]

Harry Potter type people arent the only people doing stuff for Haiti. (hence the name VIDEOS4HAITI) but so far ive raised £5, cos im basically doing this entirely on my own... so yeah. i am an unimpressive person who wants to do some good, all by myself. but everyone who donates to Haiti (by any means they wish) and subscribes to me will get a cookie and a shout out in my next vid. AND im doing the vid on my birthday.

[ChateauOfADoubt]

Hey, nice change of camera angle! I liked being able to see out your window. For some reason, I never imagined there was a window there.

[ochoa830]

Wow, the song things sounds really cool!

[kojikondo23]

[is dancing around the rooms crazily]

I MUST BUY SOME TICKETS D:

[omgitsatree]

Wait, Hank, you live in Missuola, Montana?

If so, then you live very close to my grandparents/aunts and uncles/cousins.

:D

[mirandypants]

I would so LOVE a signed copy of anything from Neil Gaiman

[barefootfiona]

My mum is a teacher and she run a Help-Haiti Cake Sale at her school, and raised several hundred pounds. the demon of a headmaster then had the AUDACITY to ask her if she would donate some of it to the school's new science block fund. She was furious and speechless. How can you be that amoral?

[JaymeJennings]

@barefootfiona

I hope your mom isn't an English teacher. She would be very disappointed in you.

[barefootfiona]

I hesitate to ask why.

[LAshlieH]

Is it me...or should this have been a musical Hank?

I think it's supposed to be.

[LondonVampire14]

i....want.....Tom.....Feltons.­......Guitar....NOW!!!! i loves him so much. but i would be happy with the harry potter books. atleast the deathly hollows book. that was amazing!!

[Tiruchan]

You have a Soda Streamer?

[sexygeeky]

ok. i was wanting to contribute to haiti and i think i finally found an excuse to do it... Hank to write me a song... done and done... lol!

[CheesyPuffs1900]

I want the guitar so bad! :D

[TheFlyingTypo]

I hope you win it too, because then my ind will be at peae that his guitar is in good hands

[lizivy18]

Great vid, Hank! (but I must say, your hair was cracking me up hahah) :)

[mcflyloveme]

this is such an amazing idea. I love our community.

[nordicchristie]

OMFG :') this is fucking beautiful

[SnickersInTheBarn]

I love Hank.

[hollium]

Who the eff is Hank?

[SnickersInTheBarn]

Hank is a mass of incandescent gas located about 26,000 light years from the center of the Milky Way. Hank is responsible for 99.8% of the solar systems mass. If you stare at Hank for too long, you will go blind.

[hollium]

Ouch, I got thumbed down for that comment!

[drautch]

i would be happy with the harry potter books so i could finally read them all.

oh well, no money to buy raffle tickets anyways

:-P that story about french kissing edward.....hilarious

[FerreThoughts]

So much awesome all happening at the same time O_O. The HP Alliance is freaking amazing.

[Hmslc234]

Bought two tickets for the signed Guild Poster... do WANT.

[UniQuorn]

wahahah 'DERP' that always gets me

[ohtehnoes1337]

Can I win Haiti?

PS. Hank, I have that same shirt.

[xBangxYourexDeadxx]

EEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!! i'm soooooooooooo excited!!!!

[JayTigris]

OMG that IS exciting news! *_*x

[PastryTCB]

This was a good video Hank. I diddent skip once :)

[leat124]

I can't process all the incredible awesome in this video

[ghamdifirst]

AWESOME SUMMARIZES THIS VID!!

[RustyMeatball]

I gotta get in on this!! I've always wanted someone to write me a song about toast!!!!

[juduskrinkle]

see "bob and tom show, Yeah Toast"

:)

[Chyaman09]

come to wisconsin!

[nukeakitten]

hank has a soda stream soda maker see that bottle in the background thats a soda stream metal bottle.

[ichisasho]

man your guitar is AWESOME

[Vabulous1]

Oh, Oh my god, NERDGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheUltimateTutorials]

@Vabulous1 nerdgasm LOOOOOOOOOL

[Vabulous1]

hahaha, there was some amazing stuff in that list of prizes, so yeah, nerdgasm. I don't have $100 to spend on a raffle ticket (or anything, lol) but if I did I'd have put my name in for that book series!

[DontBotherTETRiS]

0:42 Oh my.. cute giggle made me giggle.

[Zimologist]

Holy shucks. The editing prize is freaking amazing. Like freaking amazing. A REAL EDITOR EDITING YOUR WORK.

[smallstegosaurus]

I thought John was pushing for calling the planes "The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria of Awesome", which I think I prefer.

[wangpronouncedwong]

LOLOL DERP.

[3m0g33k]

Oh my... Oh... MY!

I need tickets *_* But I don't think I have any money like at all :(

[animagreed]

so does this mean the more you get the more of a chance you have?