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  • @RevJoshsFunhouse, That just not true there are plenty of religious people who I know of are very kind and generous people. They are full of love and kindess not hate.

  • im athiest, n this video is funny lol

  • neds a fucking legend!

  • i wish he'd call michelle bachman and ask her to join him in praying out the gay LOL

  • better get the communion wafers outta ur ears,

    brother robertson is saying some scary shit sister LOL

    muhahahahahaha, my side hurts from laughing so hard!!

  • 1:12 "Well kinda he lives two doors down doesn't talk much". I love the fact that after learning the lord lives in Orlando she continues the conversation without question.

  • This is funny as fuckin hell.

  • Jesus gonna reimburse me for this call? I don't think so.

  • what is there number

  • Seriously...even in THIS age, it takes NED (?!?!?!) to make sense?? Come on...it is not rocket science here....radical x-tians are radical muslims are radical jews....I am a satanist and I am a loving person.

    ALL HAIL NED!!!

  • @defilepope196 I'm also a Satanist. And we Satanists do tend to be a lot more kind than religious people. It's funny how people who are supposed to love everyone are so full of hate, and Satanists are freely allowed to hate whoever deserves it, yet we're not the ones murdering millions of innocent people. Now why is that? Because we're not FUCKING NUTS. We don't believe our imaginary friend will send us to the room with no air conditioning if we don't like his son and kill everyone who doesn't

  • Oh...my....god....

  • @Rocklinrat yes?

  • LMAO jesus not refunding me for this long distance call HAHHAHAHAH

  • "thou shall not covet thy neighbour's ballsack" LOL omfg i am rofling

  • lets all hope cons like robertson die in horrible ways

  • @iloveniggers1000 lol robertson has been around for a million years maybe he is Gods inside joke lol

  • @iloveniggers1000 That's real "tolerant" of you, liberal scumbag.

  • Robertson is a qwack. Lions and tigers and bears !

  • most people involved with nazi's are homosexuals & satanists-actual quote, by the loony-toon Pat Robertson-my fellow christians i wish i was making that up.WTF?

  • lol hurricanes tornadoes and meteors

  • I saw on your show on TV where you paid for the little baby's operation and where you helped the lady with the flood destroyed home. I also saw where you are sending food to struggling people in Ohio. What are the other judgemental critics here making comments doing besides spewing hate toward Christians?

  • wow lol, thats all i have to fucking say, on every vidoe on youtube about christians in anyway, even a fucking prank call...a goddamn joke, you got these faggots posting long ass "essay like" comments on how they hate the bible and christians so much, for no good reason whatsoever, and there not even christian lol. shut the fuck up already....you just want attention cause your most likey fags who cant even get laid..pretty much.

  • @wrongturn211

    But it's okay for you to write an essay showing all of YouTube what a unenlightened douchebag you are. I see.

  • LMFAO DIRTY STINKIN BUTT FUCKERS! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • I'm wondering if these Christians are even real. Most televangelists preach that health and wealth GARBAGE.

  • IM READY TAKE ME LORD LMFAO

  • OUT Demons out Demons, kill the homos dirty stinking butt pirates kill the homos, the 12th commandment.say's thou shal not covet thy neighbors ball sack OH GOD HERE COMES THE METEORS SISTER; Ill be killed with all the other cock suckers .... LMFAO XD im dieing over here!

  • Not often that its NED who hangs up.

    can't believe they took him seriously that long

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  • @Ruthlesscritic He did not hang up you moron, if you listen to the very end you will hear a phone hang up and ned still saying hello hello.

  • Cast out the colon patrollers! Have wrath on the rope rangers! Apox on the pole smokers! Analiate the anal bandits!

  • LMAO, Bill Clinton.

  • You know the lord doncha?

    "He lives two doors down. He don't talk much."

  • Thy shall not covet thy neighbours ballsack.....

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........­.......

  • I must say reading youtube comments have decreased my IQ by 5 points

  • @xHAhahHAx615 Well, reading your cliché Internet comment has decreased my IQ by 10 points. :D

  • @paulthez0mbie Haha yeah i have that effect on people for what ever reason 

  • I fucking lawled

  • 700 club is a scam..they just want your money.

  • Christians are very kind, not like those fucking muslims.

  • @Poopsmith01 , That is sooooo true. You can find the nicest christians, in jail, alot of rapists, murderers, thiefs, and drug dealers, all a bunch of nice christians, unlike them darn mozlems. Also, iv'e never talked to a muslim in person, and Im a biggot.

  • @knowthetruth1492 There are also a shitload of muslims in prison. Your point?

  • @Poopsmith01 , The vast majority of people in jail(in the U.S. list themselves as christians. And most muslims in jail came to islam AFTER they wen't to jail. My point is, how can you say Christians are good people and muslims are bad? You are just generalizing two religous groups.

  • @Poopsmith01

    Christians are generally kind people, but I got to say believing so strongly in a story-book written over 2 millenniums ago isnt healthy.

    Believe whatever you want though, but you cant be so belligerent towards others who believe in different religions.

  • @Poopsmith01 kind enough to scam your pockets and life saving for lies.!!!!!!!

    u christains have this worldly life in the palm of ur hand but not the hereafter!!!!

    unless u reason wit u sefl and truly be saved by God only and only god not,jesus (ese,may the peace and blessing of god be upon him)! what will u do when he return and tells u christain the truth!! thy not worship no god but god himself ,and i am his messanger!!! peace be with u may allah (God) guide u!!! ameen!!

  • get the communion wafers out of your ears....i got a cross down here and i'm thinking of nailing myself to it...I LOVE THIS GUY!!!

    Keep calling out the ass/holes Ned-YOU ROCK!!!!

  • abortion is taking a life...it even says homosexuals will be punished in the bible...get ur shit straight people who hate on christians

  • The $700 scam club

  • this was the only of ned's videos I was offended by...no one hung up on him.

  • NED IS SO FUNNY DIRTY BUTT FUCKERS LOL

  • Wow. I'm gay, and I believe in god. But the bible is bullshit. Personally, I think God just wouldn't say that shit. -.-

  • "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's ball-sac!" LMFAO

  • Hey Joenewbie, I'll bet you would pay for shipping you ignorant faggot! Can you say blocked from my e-mail moron? Sure you can! Now go fuck yourself, I'll bet your used to that!!! Well, that and your boyfriend.

  • I love how Ned targets everyone.

  • Oh yeah hoopa loopa smmoka apokeus, GAWD is speaking through me. Jesus loves you? Them fucking Mexicans that one called Jesus is a trickie dickie!!! These Mother fuckers are really out there and if you go against them they will fuck you up. FUCK YOUR JESUS, Jesus fucked Mary in her ass, it was not real sex that way. But, Mary was the Town whore, poor Joe!!!

  • @Joenewbie1 Your one sick confused hateful individual Joe Foolie!

  • @bradmustoe Hey first off, want one of these? It's a cross of Jesus on the cross, but he's sucking his own cock. I'll even pay the shipping.

  • dirty stinkin buttfuckers!!!

  • He's thinking of nailing himself to the cross! LOL!

  • pat robertson does it out of love bullshit pat robertson is a crazy fucking nutjob who wears a suit and has a stupid smile on his face.lolo

  • "you know the lord, doncha'? Kinda, he lives 2 doors down. Doesn't talk much..." Hah! @:-{>

  • The 700 club had it coming.

  • Gotta love how the chick probably gets calls like this from people who actually mean it :p also, didn't it sound like at one point he said "have wrath on the road ragers?" I mean, that's kinda going off topic there buddy.

  • @Ayanami555 he said Rump Rangers LOL

  • @DaCamel1009 ah, thank you.

  • Do you know the lord , ned say :  he lives two doors down and doesn't talk much. :O)

  • lol, I want Ned to call the pope :O)

  • @SpringChatty Now that would be hilarious, especially if he did it now.

  • @Seargent363

    I know it. He does call a priest ..keep looking. lol he is hilarious.

  • Brethren, i

    I have spent the night praying over this and have come to realise that this mans is the spawn of Satan. He has damned us all. St Paul tells us that we can only be saved through faith but by proving conclusively that God exists, this demon has removed the need for faith, therefore no faith, no salvation so we are all bound for the fiery pit. Oh the cunning of the Great Betrayer! Damned! Damned! And not so much as a sniff of beaver!

  • Are you one of those fucking idiots who think the world is 6000 yrs old and man walked around with dinosaurs??? If you assholes had your way you would still be stoning people for thinking the earth is round. Ass of fuck.

  • As I said, I can only believe the Word and in Isiah, the Lord speaks of the four corners of the Earth. How can something be round and have four corners. No, brother, the spherical Earth is a delusion of Satan. And as for dinosaurs what else could Behemoth and Leviathan be? The Good Book speaks of them and the prophets attest to them. Do they lie? Are they some kind of fairytale monsters? I ask you!

    Praise Jesus

  • As for stoning unbelievers. No. "Vengence is Mine," saith the Lord and he will cast us all into the fires of Hell, where we will wail and beg for relief that will never come. All in His own good time. As i said in my earlier post, this minnion of Lucifer, Currant has damned us all throught his cunning logic. So, brother, before it is too late tell me how to go about getting some beaver. I'll pray for you. Praise the Lord

  • its a joke u twat

  • @TheeOz

    What was?

  • Ned FTW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • the unbeliever may mock in this life but he will have an eternity in the bottomless pit to repent his slander of a pastor of the Lord, Pastor Pat will not be mocked. Praise Jesus

  • @jimk47 Are you completely delusional? Scientists have proven that gay people are the result of a genetic mutation that alters what hormones are produced in the body. So you are telling me that god made those people with the intention of having his "followers" giving them a hard time for being themselves. Read a book. And not the one you just thought of.

  • @LiamTorched LOL. Nicely said my friend.

  • As a follower of the Risen Lord, Christ Jesus, i can only go by hsi word as written in the Holy Bible (King James Version). I beseech you abandon the ways of the flesh for the Lord shall surely find thee out. I shall pray for you that you be saved and aviod eternal damnation. Praise Jesus

  • @ Liam Torched

    In no way have i narrrowed my views. they are ever in accordance with the will of Our Lord jesus Christ. I surmise from your Christian name that of Irish extraction and so probably a Romanist so you were probably heading for the Fiery Pit in any case but I shall continue to pray for you. However, since i to am now irrevocabley damned for falling into the Satanic snare of the demon, Edward Currant, please, oh please, tell me how I can get some beaver.

  • Am I going to hell fer laughin at this ?

    Ned is comedy god.

  • Lol...

  • Great vid

  • LMAO

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  • the gays at disney world....lol

  • the colon patrol LOL

  • LMFAO!

  • ned is actually a jew. they can claim but they are this they does not matter to them becoz they worship money

  • @sraz786 :

    I have thought so, 'cos he pulls his pranks on almost any group except them Jooz. When is this faggot gonna call the ADL or AIPAC? He won't 'cos he is a joo-tool.

  • true!!

  • wow dude! Ned ur an asshole! I don't think the 700 club knows how ta handle this kind of shit either! lol!!!!

  • "But im afraid that maybey he's poisoned all the food in Orlando to get back at those uh, Devil Worshipping Faggots"

    That was good 5/5

  • 700 club woman Have you talked to you pastor about all this?

    Ned Well, yes but his name is Henry Lions and hes a black man and hes more interested in getting ahh. Pussy!

    XD ROFL

    I think I died laughing.

  • damb christian! lol so stupid

  • GO NED !!

  • I got one of them prayer cloths you sold me for 20.00 what good is that gonna do me? Am I supposed to put it over my head,is that gonna block a fuckin meteor!

  • HAHAHAHHA

  • ass sex is wrong......lmao

  • they say earth is 6000 years old.

    they believe in zombies (literally).

    they never change their mind or agree with facts that contradict their beliefs.

    do you want more? cause i have a ton

  • @EdgeRatedR007 yes i do want more....along with muslims and hinduism and jews......y pay money in college when i can get your information for free?

  • @EdgeRatedR007

    It's not so much that they believe the Earth is 6,000 years old, it's that they think the *universe* came into existence around 10,000 years after the domestication of the dog.

  • @EdgeRatedR007 who believes in zombies, and the earth being 6000 yrs old?

  • @giggidy87

    creationists

  • @EdgeRatedR007 you mean they believe the human race is 6000 yrs old.... the bible talks about the age of the dinosaurs which were obviously more than 6000 yrs ago. Not sure where you thought up the whole zombie thing however... they believe the souls of the dead will rise, but that wouldnt mean they believe in zombies seeing as zombies are walking corpses of the deceased.

  • @giggidy87

    CREATIONISTS believe that EARTH is 6000 years old and that dinosaur fossils were put by "god" to test people's faith. if you dont believe me, google it cause thats what they believe. (google "young earth creationism" and you wont believe your eyes)

    as for zombies. i meant jesus. when someone dies and then resurrects out of nowhere magically, then he might as well be called a zombie

  • @EdgeRatedR007 holy shit.... creationist and " young earth creationism" are not the same.... I will save you the verbal ass chewing for being an idiot considering your account name has the pic and is named after a "pro wrestler" which would have me assume you are around 8 or 9.

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  • Cast out the colon patrollers! HAHA

  • Ned was pretty nice as in "character" in this call LOL

  • LOL!!! This is hilarious...Devil-worshiping f*ggots....yada yada yada yada"!!

    Great to reveal these moronic right-wing money-worshiping psuedo Christians for who they are..

  • @marcostar57 Yeah, Ned punked these pharisees pretty good.

  • @marcostar57 Fuck you... Why the the mother fuck do you think every right winger is a mother fucker that hates everyone but themselves? I don't fucking hate you... I don't hate homos... I don't hate lesbians... I don't hate a fucking soul anywhere... People should have the right to do whatever the fuck they what to do as long as they don't fuck with people or hurt anyone... Even if I don't agree with their lifestyle... That is what I believe in... Am I a wrong for that?

  • @mirk1500 So I'm guessing f#ck is your favorite word? I don't know how or why you think my comments are directed at YOU?! It's not all the f#ck about you...

  • @marcostar57 Because I am a right-winger... However... Unlike the mainstream close-minded so-called right-wingers... I don't hate homos just because I don't agree with their lifestyle... It's their lives and their business... Not mine... Rights are what matters... Not personal opinions... It's just that simple...

  • @mirk1500 finaly a christian with a sense of respect!

  • @marcostar57 You are so sad. Us Christians are not money hungry.

  • @cowsgonemadd3 No, I'm not .. true Christians aren't money-hungry but these false-Christians and far-right bigots like Pat Robertson ARE! Just count the number of Mercedes, Hummers & BMW's you see at church.... they're obsessed with abortion, gay folk & material things.

  • @cowsgonemadd3 You are right they are soul hungry!! The christian community is the only community that cant mind their own fucking buisness. Lets say there is a gay pride rally coming through town, who is protesting, the christians. Or a abortion clinic who is protesting? christians!i never here about eny muslims or jews constantly bitching about something unless its derected to them. Its like you are all just a bunch of little fucking kids that bitch and wine when they dont get their way!!!!!!!

  • @rexinator1O1 You just do not see it like we do. We as Christians want to lead people to the only one who can save them from their sins. You need to lay off the cussing. It is so not needed and makes you sound like a idiot. Cussing is not cool period. It was made to offend yet people like yourself with no understanding of the power of words use it all the time. I just hate reading comments like yours because of the awful language.

  • @cowsgonemadd3 Well what if we dont want to be fucking lead. Im sure muslims and jews would like to see more muslims and jews but they arent running through the god damn streets with there bullshit, and do you know why? Because they are the only ones with out a sense in respect for the community. You christians are all the same. I bet you feel like damn super heros preaching the lord. And one more thing i go by the law of state not by the law of a fiction book so I'll curse all I fucking want.

  • Cover thy neighbours ball sack. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha XD

  • how retarded christians are

  • was this live or the after-show calls?

  • two doors down HAHAHAHAHA

  • hahahahaha this is cool

  • hahaha "ASS SEX IS WRONG!!!"

  • The funniest part of this is that the lady sounded like she had had these kinds of calls before and that some of the people making them were most likely serious. :P

    I'm not knocking Christians. Heck, I go to church every now and then. I'm just mocking the crazy ones!

  • roflmao i said he was goin to hell i didnt say he wasnt funny

  • The women on the other end of the line remind me of kindergarten teachers trying to console a child whose ice-cream has been knocked to the ground by a bully.

  • 700 club are a bunch of hypocrites

  • FUCK SATAN!!! you fuckin sick twisted fucker

  • NERD RAGE!

  • YES 666mtlhead, so with you, Hail Satan

    -l-

  • i think neds going to hell

  • oh yer 1st class all the way down

  • lmao

  • ahahahahahah!

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  • ''Ned calls Obama'' that! would fucking rock!

  • Yes it would

  • lol that would be funny! although I think it would generate a lot of bad publicity for Ned lol.

  • he has enough now lol!

  • spirit of fear

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  • lmao

  • it is fucking sick but i agree with ulol and what the fuck negative 3 ??? lol dude this comment should be positive ill make it negitave 2 lol

  • Ned is the Best, Everyone should have Sirius Satellite Radio. Howard and Bubba rock

  • LOL!! Religion can go to hell... that's a good one. :D If you didn't get your own joke.

  • 3 things

    1:what the hell are you talking about phsyco

    2:what did i say?

    3:what the fuck are YOU talking about?

  • whatever idiot

  • these people are a joke LMAO

    Ned is the best :]

  • JESUS CHRIST!

    this is 2nd best behind the muslim one!

  • don't you mean the arab one?

  • well, i guess so, he calls the arab culture center, but bitches about the muslim cartoons

  • ANNIHILATE THE ANAL BANDITS

  • yadi yadi yadi yadi

  • More!

  • "Ya, He lives two doors down, doesnt talk much"

    Thanks for this. I feel bad for the women trying to help but I just could not help but laugh. If they want to work for him they can handle this.

  • Pwned

  • 1:55 LMFAOSHISMS!!!!!!

  • so funny

  • lmfao ahhahahah

  • You know that was a toll free call, Ned!

    Pat Robertson deserves that!

    But the ladies were so nice.

    You are one funny guy, though.

  • I about near peed myself.

  • Yada yada yada yada yada LOL.

  • i love this so much