Peta is sending out bimbos to infiltrate us in a tradition similar to the borg. Nearly every Playboy bunnies, models,and actresses are being sent out to marry rock stars and weave themselves into "the cool".
I'll be making a video on this conspiracy... it is truer than anything you'll know..
The little girly men are all wearing moose because their follicles are too impotent to stick up naturally like my mighty Elvis scraper!
Yeah I know, easy joke. But really, how do you prove that you qualify to participate in a gay rodeo? What's to stop some straight guy from stealing the prize by riding those big, bucking broncos, feeling that hard saddle repeatedly slam into his... yeah, you get the picture.
Also, leaving dumbshit comments on Youtube, having a screen name worshipping some other dumbshit on a dumbshit reality show, and being a Canadian teenager are all indicative of having less life than me. So congratulations, you win at the Internet. The prize is sucking my hairy sweaty old man balls.
Someone has the hots for Memphis, I see. What is his real name by the way? My only source materials were the CBS webpage bios and pics (a few days before the season started), and they didn't mention a nickname.
My accuracy/inaccuracy is part of the fun here. I guessed right for many things (Brian's job and April's slutiness, for instance), & got some things wrong (reason Ollie was secretive). So all in all it's been a wash so far.
OMG TOO OLD GTFO
hahahaha
cool video
BrandonPresents 2 years ago
Peta is sending out bimbos to infiltrate us in a tradition similar to the borg. Nearly every Playboy bunnies, models,and actresses are being sent out to marry rock stars and weave themselves into "the cool".
I'll be making a video on this conspiracy... it is truer than anything you'll know..
The little girly men are all wearing moose because their follicles are too impotent to stick up naturally like my mighty Elvis scraper!
Behold, my sideburns can strangle.
sethmanrockandroll 3 years ago
Your sideburns are indeed lethal. May they go forth conquering, and to conquer.
angryoldfatman 3 years ago
Haha, gay cowboys eating pudding.
Phranquely 3 years ago
Yeah I know, easy joke. But really, how do you prove that you qualify to participate in a gay rodeo? What's to stop some straight guy from stealing the prize by riding those big, bucking broncos, feeling that hard saddle repeatedly slam into his... yeah, you get the picture.
angryoldfatman 3 years ago
I never thought about it much... to be honest I didn't even know they had gay rodeos.
Phranquely 3 years ago
You did a pretty good job on those in my opinion, listerinn. Thanks!
angryoldfatman 3 years ago
shut the fuck up right now.
you're such a fucking douche bag.
why would you make fun of memphis & his dad.
like seriously, get a fucking life.
ilovemattybb9 3 years ago
ilovemattybb9,
Memphis sucks and you do too.
Also, leaving dumbshit comments on Youtube, having a screen name worshipping some other dumbshit on a dumbshit reality show, and being a Canadian teenager are all indicative of having less life than me. So congratulations, you win at the Internet. The prize is sucking my hairy sweaty old man balls.
angryoldfatman 3 years ago
your a duchbag...
Mk2v3 3 years ago
no u
angryoldfatman 3 years ago
howly fawking crap dude you need a life XD
Mk2v3 3 years ago
send me money and i'll buy one %/
angryoldfatman 3 years ago
wtf is wrong with you?
grow up!
Mk2v3 3 years ago
no u
angryoldfatman 3 years ago
I like he is too cute too be a teacher!! AND JERRY GOT HOH FRIST WEEK BITCHS!!
daisukefan92 3 years ago
you couldn't be more WRONG in your ASSesments! MEMPHIS isn't even his REAL name. It's a nickname! get your facts together before making an assesment.
treedgiles 3 years ago 3
Someone has the hots for Memphis, I see. What is his real name by the way? My only source materials were the CBS webpage bios and pics (a few days before the season started), and they didn't mention a nickname.
My accuracy/inaccuracy is part of the fun here. I guessed right for many things (Brian's job and April's slutiness, for instance), & got some things wrong (reason Ollie was secretive). So all in all it's been a wash so far.
angryoldfatman 3 years ago
He looks like a pedophile :)
CarSonTheOne 3 years ago
"Slop made me a mass murderer!"
"The hide-the-turkey-neck angle!"
Very funny stuff angryoldfat man, thanks for putting it together.
dwhartsh 3 years ago
Thank you, and I'm glad you liked it!
angryoldfatman 3 years ago