TOP GEAR GROUND FORCE PART 1 ITS SO FUNNY

[anthonyrojales]

brilliant video, it is soooooo funny!!

[jtathaizzosh]

Clarkson with a shot gun, god save us...

[MrNonzerogrunt]

America has Mexicans, Canada has brown people and uk has polish. Germany has the French I think

[TheDCdudeADS]

are Polish people their version of Mexicans?

[Georgeous129]

@TheDCdudeADS yes, except the Pole's would never complain about it! i took the mickey out of a Polish guy in my college course last year, in Media class I suggested putting his name in the credits as 'anything for a greencard *hisname*' (i don't want to say his name on here, he wouldn't like that), he laughed it off and shook my hand! the pole's are so laid back

[87654321j]

i felt a bit sorry for james at about 9:49 cause im so much like that too everything has to be layed out and counted for me lol :)

[SirEveThomas]

Have ya got any syphilis?!

[general18089]

anyone else notice hamster p ing on the tree in fast forward?lol

[MONGOLFIGHTER1]

and we got poles (polish) to do the work.... LOL

[DwarfShortage99]

with hammond protected from certain death...

[greysun9103]

Clarkson: "What kind of nerd would find those interesting?"

May: "Wow!"

lol

[jazmyn594]

it feels really weird seeing them not pissing about in cars... :3

[getefix3]

looks like theyre in bridgemere :P

[jakey20022]

anybody know what season this is from ??

[benitofinito]

@jakey20022 It wasn't part of the normal show it was for Comic relief.

[jonjoy1999]

I love how they get paid(?) to test drive vehicles, yet can't park a lorry worth a damn

[TheJGrainger99]

the polish are to england as the mexicans are to america.... they do our work for us

[Foti1801]

"gorgonsola.... no, gonorrhea.... got any syphilis?"

[chargersfan1111]

"Your not building a shed, your naming your tools!" LMFAO

[shobin05]

you got it wrong mate, its TGGF top ground gear force...lol

[40celtics]

"you can't garden with a shotgun" lmao

[danfarmman]

i love how this has nothing to do with cars, yet its still hilarious

[classicbandgeek14]

can anyone tell me what episode this is and what series its in? i would love to look up and watch the full episode!

[MrIbizacupra89]

sorry but the quality isn't worth to watch it, even if it's very funny..

[tomskypeboy]

green house to grow meat hahahahah!!!



[Simpsonsfreak1134]

He can improve on a trickle...

Clarkson's Mind: POWER!!!!!

[Va4esS]

smoke on the water with jezza driving the lorry is hilarious

[1impalaman]

I think she was "interested" in Clarkson. :)

[MrAST834]

hahahah lmao at 06:24 gonorrhea

[rysnyper50002]

@MrAST834 I want some gonorea and syphillis, but for my cockface neighbor lol

[FCBarcelonapple]

Clarkson: Is this ur tape measure?

May: Might be.

BOOM!

LMAO.

[lukerr87]

Handy Hammond. Hahaha. Don't care what anybody says, Jeremy Clarkson is a legend,

[JestersYouPube]

read em and weep american top gear lol

[jj1023665]

Guns in the UK ??



[VidiMeniVisi2]

ahhahahahha sifilis hahahahahaha fisilis 

[VidiMeniVisi2]

hahaha ye Jeremy is right every where i go buy follower I get to see latin shit ..keep it for the books wee got names for each plant for god sake :((..here in macedonia too ..oh no :(.

:)

[marchovens]

do you got any syvillis XD

[Nervoustruth]

gonorrhoea. Got any syphilis?

[almaha77]

lol ... Which season is this ?

[Issues86]

"Gorgon...no Gonorrhoea....Have you got any Syphilis?" LOL

[j0shissocoollike]

"...And then we've got some Poles who... Actually do all the work, but anyway let's get cracking!"

[mrengftw]

I have this idea that James' garden would be full of sheds, Jeremy's garden would be full of greenhouses for his eggs and meat and hammond would have a garden full of trenches!

[Derrski89]

a mighty scotch pine lmfao

[kingly205]

"Is that the hoe?"

[MrDante1945]

i want them to do my garden. must be better than the last people i used!!!!!!!!!!

[RandyAngeloBatio]

LOL Hammond is doing some business on the tree @ 09:50

[dlbu1987]

Jeremy "James, is this your tape measure?"

James "It might be."

Jeremy "Bang!"

[davor1pz]

9:51 Hammond is peeing on a tree.

[huntinboat]

classic so funny

[Mauro1897]

"WOW!" :D

[chiang0809466]

is jezza left handed??if not, why is he holding that shotgun with his left arm??

[MrRromy]

this episode must have been made just to show that any show would be interesting with these three =D

[jorn35]

9.57 is this you're tape measure? might be... BOOM

funny stuff :D

[superman70751]

that is my sister's bike that is sad



[NLPETERNL]

jeremy : do you have any gorgonzola here?

dude ; ill go and check for you XDXDXDXD

[irishgymnast12]

better quality comes out of my arse

[DiNoZsEy]

Mighty Scotch pine !!!

lololollo

[TakeoverNorton]

We've got some Poles.

And they do all the work, ahem!

lol immigrants

[Tocomawhtewolf]

Jeremy: There is only one tool you need for gardening

Richard and James: It will be a hammer

Richard: Its not a hammer!

Jeremy: *holding a shotgun* This...

James: Is that a hoe?

Jeremy: No it isn't!

[zhaopu2012]

is this your tape measure?

[MrBarry1024]

hahaha why have i never seen this before? Thanks for uploading.

[matchattaxboy1966]

lol

[iAppsEverywere]

greenhouse ''grow eggs''

[kieghacat]

"well there's no point paying for daffodils I'll just go and nick those from a round-about"

[TTrOybOChi]

a shed bahahaha 

[TheDemian14]

whats this

a rose

will it grow by 5 o clock this afternoon

hahaha

[SuicideHotline123]

i remember this from red nose day funniest top gear thing ive ever seen, well... joint funniest with their custom made car-caravans

[vandohky]

This is your tape measure? Might be. Booom. lol xD

[DeeJayMarkyLee]

Hello .... and i just stood in some dog poo!

[Anders2185]

Growing apples... and Meat. wtf lol

[wakeboardfreak1011]

Make sure all those plants are legal

[88Heartandsoul]

360p :-(

[saznrai]

lol...look at Jeremy ordering to dig a trench 1 metre deep... lol.. and hes so easy going ... he says it like its nothing.. not much work.. but you can see the workers reaction ... lol.. hahaa/..

its so harder than it looks to dig... and a metre... damn!

[ELuhn]

Jezzer is singing "Wichita Lineman" as he gets out of the truck. XD

[kitcar98]

"Hello and ive just step in dog poo" lol hahah :D

[Mr27257495]

It's a dead twig and some mud

[kornypark]

just a forest of deadness....

[Assmask]

Is that a hoe?

[aymthebest]

"YOU'RE NOT BUILDING THE SHED YOU'RE NAMING YER TOOLS !"

[zach00zach]

Cowboy Bebop opening?

[geterhero]

"you can use them for growing....apples....and meat, eaggs that sort of thing" LMFAO

[RandomoGaming]

"...Or as Richard Hammand call's it 'A Mighty scotch pine'" lol

[creamyfilling102]

"you can't garden with a shotgun" quote of a lifetime

[truescottishninja]

" presumably its dead twig in some mud" hahahaha xD

[Bitchidontknowurlife]

"Gone, gone, observe the genius" I like!

[7thFEROX]

Bye bye tape measure

[kanneebannee]

Nice HD!1

[iant234]

Is that a hoe ? lmaooo james

[djaism]

James has OCD.:D

[MisterMr94]

LOL "do you have any gorgonzola here?" jeremy is the best by a mile

[bcawthon2191]

I love how he keeps running over shit in the truck and proceeds to act very nonchalant about it. lol

[stijnafcajax]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!!! THEY ARE BRILLIANT!!!

[MrMeatyWagon]

thats the theme of garden the "river of gravel" ITS RUBBISH! lmfao

[BB1951]

"Do you have any gonorrhea? Any syphilis?"

No sorry, we're fresh out.

[Gydronats]

0:46 Just WHAT is the name of that song?

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

@Gydronats Ground Force theme song.

[blackjackdrift]

top gear 25 minutes of funny 5 min of funny and information :D

[AussiesSuck1]

i'm not a fan of the brits but i must admit, TOP GEAR is surely the best show, literally.

[lukerobin01]

"Is this your tape measure?"

[dutcheagle0312]

HAHAHA 4.04 !!!!!!

Hammond: That's not a hammer!

Clarkson: no, it isn't

May: Is it a hoe?

[Ekulib]

Got any cyphillis?

[andrewfeds]

3:59 anyway we dont need a hoe XDD

[ghostbusters032011]

4:34 OMFG! That's how we should all do gardening!

[koki4o]

It's funny that he calls the workers Poles. They are actually from Top Gear. Even the executive producer is there.

[colourbarsdjr]

Have you got chlamydia?

[Beulzabob]

Do you have a "Gorgonzola"??



[kriss634]

With Hammond protected from certain death

[dtihkse]

jeremy: "what kind of nerd would find those interesting?"

james: "WOW!"

[alittlehorse]

"it's a cheese"

[TheChriZ1995]

Jeremy: Okay let me show you how i would remove it. Okay? You see these three here.

Bang!

Hammond: You cant garden with a shotgun

Jeremy: They have seized to exist

LOL!!

[SFhelper]

@TheChriZ1995

ceased*

[davoc06]

06.25 - You got any syphilis?

[TheDStraits]

Never saw this, was this a TG episode?

[SPeacock]

@TheDStraits Yes - it was a Sport Relief special and the TG guys, of course, had to make their contribution :)

[Aizen9]

03:34

"That's just annoying! Look you have to walk miles to get to the seat!" *points around fail map* XD.

[amg973]

Jeremy: Hammond sent James and I to someplace called a garden center. It was a place seemed mostly to be fiiled with sheds. what kind of nerd would find those interesting.

James: (hanging out in a shed) Wow!!

[InteloPL]

... poles? >.<

[DjRjSolarStar]

SHOTGUN GARDENING, THE MAN'S WAY OF DOING IT. Lol!!!!!!! 

[MaddDogg81]

Gorgonzola is a cheese

[ethownzbh]

jeremy: is this your tape measure?

james: might be

shotgun: BOOM

[XenonDNB]

Greenhouses. Used for going apples.... Meat..... Eggs.... Stuff you want to keep warm....

10:01 Is Hammond peeing on the tree? Too funny

[georgey290]

Is that a hoe? XD

[treevs]

JC makes fun of James May so easily

[topgearfan188]

"Is that a hoe?"

[freekicking85]

I hate to be harsh and judgmental but surely 5 times olympic gold medalist Sir Steve Redgrave is punching well below his weight in the wife department. I was expecting some stunner. Still well respect to the lad.

[bradkrit]

@freekicking85 THAT IS SO SUPERFICIAL OF YOU OMG. But I agree. If I were him I would have a nice trophy wife.

[freekicking85]

@bradkrit Lol, I agree I am being superficial but you totally would expect a proper trophy wife!

[mattycisdabest]

have u got any gonnahorea or siphilis lol

[mrnathv]

We went to the gardening center, which seemed to be mostly full of sheds. Now what kind of nerd would fined those interesting? James: WOW.

hahahaha

[mrnathv]

Jeremy comes with shotgun. James: is that a hough? lmfao!!

[AshleyBazSivorn]

Is This Your Tape Measure . . . BOOM! LoL X-D

[frozel]

"Have you got any syphillis?" hahahaha

[mohit1224]

4:34 hahahaahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[7BeAsT9]

lol a polacy zapierdalają :D

[azurtozul]

@7BeAsT9 tacy z twoim słownictwem tylko do zapierdalania, zresztą trochę poczucia humoru

[7BeAsT9]

@azurtozul do zapierdalania? czego? Fiuta do twojego odbytu? :D Widzisz mam poczucie humoru.

[woodyv00]

rotflol... look who's diggin :> Polish guys... haha! this is how we look like in UK :>

[CubishBalls]

Wait... It just dawned on me that this is supposed to be a show about cars... Where are the cars??

[revega]

@CubishBalls comic relief a few years ago dude,

[CubishBalls]

@revega

Oh, okay. Thanks.

[THELUCASKONG]

"HELLO!!! and ive just trodden in some dog poo" HAHAHAHA

[wichska]

Is it just me or is Hammond (or an other guy with a yellow vest) peeing in the background at 09:51? haha XD

[CPZRepper]

Jeremy: Is this your tape measure?

James: Might be.

BAM!!!!!!

[ReddoFreddo]

was this extra top gear?

[BLACKSPORT53]

@ReddoFreddo No it was for charity. Comic relief a few years back

[Sangrie1]

Awwww Richard <3

[yeismeload]

Gardening with a shotgun = epic win

[Vault101Reject]

They really need to make a top gear movie.

Something in the same style as this.

[agentm31]

Is that a hoe?

[piersremus]

every single time you hear the words "How hard can it be?" you are like ooooh dear!!!!! here we go again!!!

[1991petrolhead]

Ghonnorea. Have you got any syphilis?

[SunnSunnSunn88]

This makes me laugh everytime!

[sazycute1993]

"Hello and I've just drodden in some dog poo" Lol that fist line cracked me up XD

[85432]

'Nahh, there's no point in paying for daffodils, you can just go & nick those from a roundabout

[jorgydo]

Anyone else like's stepping into dog poop?

[CzesioKultywator]

Polska kurwa !! :D:D Nasi są wszedzie ;d 

[kasiazolna]

@CzesioKultywator Chłopaki od ciężkiej roboty :D

[MrTerryhenry]

@kasiazolna can you put that into english, as i don't understand polish!!

[liamskii]

brappp

[liamskii]

ioioio

[Ebrothers2]

your not building the shed, you naming the tools xD gotta love james :)