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  • Awesome Concept, ok movie...

  • i liked the movie

  • I really liked this movie, honestly, what's so bad about it

  • I agree with RoyalDog. I didn't think it was exactly a piece of shit, but it was pretty sucky.

  • I bet since it came out you put it lower in place of movie history then you did here i never see these types in threaters because i know its just going to be the same garbage and digital effects are cool if its used to much its like a fucking video game not a movie

  • Jumper is a fucking piece of shit.

  • love this review :D quite a nice view on hoooly sh!t movies and originality in the movie medium. as a movie school student I appreciate the views on originality and mind blowing effects, and actually looking seriously on sci-fi. keep up the good job!

  • You should do one of these for the Watchmen trailer.

  • Great review, but you didn't mention Nightcrawler from X-Men 2, how come?

  • o if anyone wants a holy shit movie

    u should watch the night watch series

  • also hollywood is getting desperate we can see it by the mass remakes , quick book adaptations, comic adaptations as well as video game and now more recently anime movies. I guess since hollywood has become a huge industry the need for blockbusters are exarcerbated nowadays

  • Watch Billy Elliot. Some guy from King Kong.

  • some good points in there man. And your right, LOTR, Spider-Man, Iron Man... All ideas from way before the movies. It's not going to be easy to make something as great that in our time

  • Matrix the best xD

  • George RR Martin is new Tolkien. HBO is making TV series from his books. Prepare to be amazed

  • haha! The Covenant sucked balls! OMG I hated that movie! Even though they used their powers like...7 times? That wasn't during the epic fight, The Covenant was just plain boring.

    So. I heard this movie is supposedly really good (though I'll never watch it unless with a friend).

    Jumper seems to be more a long the lines as something to watch on HBO then on the Big Screen. Possibly, something watch with your friends if they bring the DVD over and there really isn't much else to do.

    Matrix FTW

  • how come in cinemas jumper was a 12 but on dvd its a 15

  • Wow, that was a great review.

  • this guy is like the only normal and good revewer ive seen so far, most just give bad revews and say fuck all the time.

  • Your preview reviews are awesome. Their so original and you give us new rules and ideas.

    This movie was great.

  • rofl we craved holy bleep moments LOL

  • mnie nie stac na film

  • the only parts good in this movie is the fight between griffin and david and when griffin attacks roland in the end.

  • Hmm I like this Review. Ill beterr Subscribe Ж)

  • sadly this movie had NO story

  • is jumper good?

  • blink of a thought????

  • Hayden teleports from one side of the couch to the other and the cardoor thing bothers you?

  • wow! this movie looks great! it's like anikan skywalker and samuel L mother f***ing jackson!

  • lol anakin vs Mace Windu. XD

  • outerspace? more like the desert but still a holy sh*t mother f*cking review

  • WT'S THE PROB W/ THE JUMPS? I LIKED IT

  • THE CAR SCENE ROCKED~!REMARKABLE

  • outerspace? wtf? did you watch the movie?

  • He did this before the movie came out, that's kinda the idea of what his videos are about...

  • and he is right about the outerspace thing thats gonna b in jumper 2 or 3. Its a good concept just needed another 30 mins and/or better pacing

  • 28 jumps in the trailer in the trailer and 90 minutes in the movie...thats almost over 200 jumps!mabye even more!holy sh*t!

  • all movies is always what you self think, like me I loved the movie. Just because this guy says that the movie is bad doesent mean you are gonna think the same after watching it

  • lol this is an awesome review!!!

  • Dude just open the fucking door

    XD funny and true

  • Maybe the breakthroughs in effects are the reason were in an age of remakes. Film makers are looking to remake their favorite movies today with the effects that weren't available back then.

  • DUDE JUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.

    haha sounds like me and my friends

  • i think it's also worth mentioning that it is not as good as any of the terminators

  • I didn't see it because it looked cheesy and the over using of special effects. . .

    Keep bashing Sir Critic!

  • wwat da fuck they dont fight in space

  • I think that this movie was awsme but sam jackson as usual was FUCKING AWSME

  • my holy shit the movie was the matrix

  • jumper is 10x better than the matrix! awsome movie and i would pay to see it again !

  • this movie sucks...dont like the history ...dont like the effects...dont like the characters...it was boring...its for teenagers...its not for theaters its for television...it was a waste of time...on this movie the most imbecil persons have this "power"..i think that the sammuel jackson character should have the same power...because this kid is so selfish...anyway dont recommended...dont watch in theaters...

  • He really loves 2001: A space odyssy. I'm not an idiot who loves flashy editing but it almost put me to sleep in the middle of the day. The second time I was with my freind and I still wasn't entertained.

  • This movie looks great. hope it is good. going to rent it when it comes out

  • lol, you really have a grudge against that remake of The Hitcher, don't ya, MPC? I'm not disagreeing with you on your opinion that the remake was indeed bad, I was just curious, because I see you use it as an example or whatever in most of your reviews.

  • lol...I guess I do :) It's just one of the more recent examples of remakes that make you ask "why?"

  • I so agree. :D

  • LOL just "open the fucking door" 05:11

  • this films r great and what can offer people say have they made a film

  • What ever happend to originality?

  • This was an EXCELLENT review.

    I'm a scifi and CG lover too, it was great to see this summary. keep up the good work!

  • you're a big shit

  • Oh, and the Matrix wasn't that good at all.

  • the first time i watched it it weirded me out then i watched it twice and was like whoa!! holy shit!!

  • I just mean it as in it isn't my choice of movie at all. I've watched it with my dad a few times and I've never cared for it, not that it probably isn't a good movie to other people, just in my opinion it wasn't that good at all. I only wanted to watch it in the first place because of Keanu.

    Other than that, the reveiw was good, I just wish that reviews could watch language when it isn't needed. A lot of the points were good.

  • It was good. Only problem is that all the Wachowski's movies after that sucked. And now they're gonna ruin one of my all-time favorite cartoons.

  • I enjoyed this movie very much. But my biggest thing I would have to say is watch what you are saying about someone before, during, or after you are talking about them. When you say Samual F'n Jackson you sound racest dude. I know that's not the point, but that really can drop respect. The trailer is also ment to catch the eye, I agree that there could have been less jumps, but it had enough interest.

  • Nice review. It's funny. When I first saw the add... I thought they were in space too and I was like WTF? I think the movie had potential but, it just seems like they could have done a lot more with it.

  • how can iron man b an old idea

    it came from a comic and now they made a movie out of it

    WTF man!!!

  • wow, a critic who critiques previews for the movies, hows that working for you?

  • excellent, man , i love your commentary

  • me too =)

  • wow !!! wat a review keep it up

  • Griffin was a fantastic idea! I wish they would have made the movie about him. He was definitely a memorable character. Who else teaches a dead guy to play video games?

    I'm glad you rated this one semi good. :]

    I think I would have cried if you hadn't. :[

    Jamie Bell's fantastic. He's won an academy award already if I remember correctly. Referring to him as "some guy from King Kong" doesn't do him justice in my opinion, "but that's just me". x]

    All in all...

    Good analysis, once again!

  • hehehehe,

    You guy are Awesome!!!

    I love the movie Poster3 hehehe, teletransport it there.. hehehehe

  • terminator 2 was so fu!@in awesome

  • do a preview review of never back down please

  • i saw jumper and after i was thinking wow they did use the Special Effects too much but it seemed like they were more focused on the plot than the Effects

  • Jumper was alright

  • I loved Jumper cosue it was pretty original and didnt used any super CGI effects its like a brake from it

  • Great points! Where are all the NEW movie ideas?

    And I agree, the most accurate way of describing Jumper is that it is "Good Enough, but not Great". It definitely did have all of the elements of a great movie, which really peaked my interest, but it didn't produce anything worth while.

  • You should do follow up reviews after you've seen the film.

  • disturbia was a cool remake out of all the remakes you mentioned becuz Disturbia was a tad bit more original

  • my cuzin is in the matrix Careyan Moss ( i cant even spell her name rite o well nice reaview)

  • i was dissapointed with this movie. great idea good effects great story idea but FAILED!

    SPOILER!

    cmon this dude was said to be dead for 8 years or so comes to town to see his 6th grad girlfriend and what do you know they hardly even talk and they go to russia together in a one room one bed hotel. and yes they do that PG13 thing WTF did i miss something!

    and also it was a bumer when i was hoping for them to fight on the moon but it was just in egypt at night in slo mo. :(

  • Again a great preview, but you kinda overrated this one. It was a failure on the writer's part though.

    And give Stargate another chance!

  • jumper is cool. not great, but cool.

    and full of holy sh*t moments, lol

  • you make great fucking points MPC, holy shit lol, its also inspirational haha no joke

    "hayden, your 2 feet away, just open the fucking door!" lmao

  • WoW@!!

  • Wow... great review of the preview, you definetly did your reseach and actually brought up new topics. Nice job and "LLGM". ( "Long Live Good Movies" )

  • (3/2) leader of the Paledins.

    Davids mom left when he was 5 years old. I won't tell you why so you have to watch the movie. but she comes back and helps David once. for now this is all I am saying. I hope yoou all watch the movie, despite HORRIBLE advertising, it was a pretty good movie. (MPC you rock, and were are almost always right... are you psychic?) anyway, I hope you all see it and enjoy it, it is a great movie. pretty good by my standards but you may think not. enjoy!!

  • (2/2) the thin ice to retrieve the globe although he knows it is unsafe. the girl calls him back telling him it isn't worth risking his life. he makes it to the globe ok. but on his way bak he falls through the ice and he flails for a minute. then he randomly teleports to a library. that is when he realizes his ability. he decides to use it to run away from home and he robs banks to pay his bills but leaves notes promising to pay it back. Samuel L. Jackson then comes in as the leader of the...

  • (1/2) So, I saw this movie last night. It was pretty good. they could DEFINITELY have advertised better I agree. so here is a little bit more of the story line from what I understood. David (Hayden Christienson) is a loseer at school. He has no friends, but he likes this one girl. She loves the places of the world and wants to travel so he gets her a snow globe of the Eiffel Tower. the jock bully guy steals it and taunts. he then throws it onto the frozen river where David proceeds to walk on..

  • you put alot of work in your reviews..5/5

  • I agree very much

  • I honestly have to say, this movie's trailer made no sense what so ever to me. It was a bunch of punching and jumping through walls. thanks for clearing the story up for me! Ah, it looks ok, not great, but ok.

  • fool you are hella good at reviews

  • this movie has no plot whatsoever.

  • Dude, I SOOOO Love what your doing. Your analysis of films is incredible. I agree on you wanting to see more artists of OUR time in films. You aren't just critiquing films for critiqing sake, you see the abandon and the true ART in films and what is expected in them, what makes them actuel GOOD movies. Its hard to find someone who recognizes let alone professes with know-how to back it up.

    I hail you and say: "Long live good movies!!"

  • nice jumper 2 and 3 posters!

  • to answer the question "was this a positive or negative comment?" it said it was good as a drinkin game thus is all you need to know... it is positive!

  • nice review as always

  • lol, guess the guy was to lazy to open the car door!

  • Too bad The Matrix was stolen.

  • Dude just open the F***ing door! Tehehe. You did it again! Great job and keep up the good work! ^_^

  • You obviously know a thing or two about movie history, and I guess that's great - but why on earth spend an eternity on it in a review of "Jumper"?

    I'm not giving you flack or anything, I just don't get it...

  • It's his way of introducing his great movie criteria

  • This was a fantastic review, man. You have brilliant opinions. You just got a new subscriber.

  • Cool Movie!

  • Hey dude r u gunna review the new indiana jones movie cuming out in may cuz i wanna see you review it cuz u have a sense of what is a quick buck movie or a good movie and also where the hell is part 2 of halloween review?

  • jumper 3 dream jumping is going to rock

  • i thought the ending sucked, i thought he should of lost his powers cause he was stealin money, but they r gana make jumper 2 cause now the black dude no that the kids mom is the leader

  • this movie already came out

  • jumper has loads of jumps cos thats wat the fucking movie is about

  • ive seent it today it was really good i recomend u see it

  • I really need to watch more movies, I am so busy with work right now. I need to try to make time.

  • whats wrong wiv me, im convinced jumper is good the first minute then convinced its rubbish the next,wtf is going on wiv me im not sure if jumper is good or not but movie preview critics have made a good arguement and the opponent is gonna have lots to disprove about the film, sheesh all this just for a movie

  • It's getting terrible reviews.

    Only 15% on Rotten Tomatoes.

  • so it is still going to be cool

  • I'm going to see it, but I'm gonna be prepared for 90 minutes of cinematic teleporting diarrhea.

  • what do u think about the real time dbz i mean do you think the consept of it is to old to do or is it not going to apeal to the new naruto fans

  • "just open the f***ing door!"

  • Cloverfield made me sick.....it not i want to save money just dont want to get sick again hope u understand......

  • ....................eh??

  • This is good info and advice, i used to be the kid who would go see a lot of movies opening day. A lot of movies that i went to see turned out to be very stupid and uninteresting. Now i do research before checking out movies so I save money and time.

  • I love Rotten Tomatoes for that very reason.

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  • This reviewer hasn't even seen the movie of Jumper yet he's rating the preview as if it were the actual movie. He complains that there's too much jumping but that was just added into the preview to make it interesting and besides, they shouldn't call the movie jumping if they don't jump.

  • Great work as always, this was chock full of info, and only one part. Great work.

    p.s. QUATO IN DA HAUSSSSS

  • check out my jumper review!

  • this is probably the real sequel name: Jumpers and Jumper 3: Jumping Last

  • You're the best. I look forward to seeing more amazing reviews from you.

  • Very insightful review.

  • Big fan of your critics, never wrong. Thank you :)

  • longasss fucken intro

  • YOU ARE THE BEST!

  • hey man i just asked ok coz i dont wanna see a shit movie as Cloverfield

  • who the fuck is that scary ass fucked up babby

  • That's Quato, a telepathic mutant baby-thing from Total Recall.

  • can someone tell me this movie good or bad coz i will going to see it tomorrow...thanks

  • OH THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK!

  • lol..."just open the fucking door!" Thats exactly what i thought when i saw that clip! Good Review!

  • Jumper 3 Dream Jumper lol

  • the whole beginning isn't even about jumper. not the best review.

  • nice review

  • great critic. I'm glad I watched this, because I was thinking about seeing this movie, but I'm definitely only going to view it at matinée price.

    thanks!

  • awesome as always

  • Is Movie Preview Critic just 1 dude or a team of people?

  • 1 dude

  • Samuel L. Jackson brought back the LIGHT SABER!

  • holy sh*t moments are priceless.

  • I so agree with you.

  • that was so funny, the bit where you counted the jumps and why he didn't just open the f*king door, good stuff

  • Ha, I wonder too why that guy diddn't just open the door to his car.

  • dude i always like your reviews there cool an funny, keep on doing a great job

  • Excellent review. Really made me think about movies in general and how lazy movie-makers have gotten because of the new special effects. It's like, we can just put some CGI in, why bother with good acting or a good story?

  • I like that your holy sh** moments were the best ever!

    LLGM

  • I guess you used the same jumping effect

  • put up halloween and the avp one already i want to see the rest.

  • jumper3 lmao

  • Nowhere they can't go including my street in Toronto Canada...that's right they filmed a scene on my street.

  • Very cool and funny review! I saw this today and it kind of sucked :(

    BTW In the desert scene, Samuel and Hayden are not in outer space they are in Egypt.

  • i don't have problem with ''old ideas'' like Superman, G1 Transformers, Star trek (TOS), Hamlet, greek myth etc. if its used right in a remake/update. i say yes to King Kong 2005, Superman-the movie. but no to bayformers. new ideas? i've been wondering the same thing, were are those guys?...but maybe we should not wait for them and create something ourselves.

  • I like the timing when you first go Holy **** and that guy from Stargate drops the pencil. Bravo.

  • I think they should do all the old ideas, sometimes remakes arent good at all, but other movies that weren't made before, such as Iron Man, should be made first to bring back old characters in a whole new way.

  • 1) Hayden Christensen Is a whiny dickbag of an actor.

    2) Good review.

  • Watch Shattered Glass

  • Also, one more thing. You mentioned about "overusing" the special effect in the movie... I'm torn. On the one hand, you're very right, one doesn't want to overdo it. On the other, it looks like how someone would really use that power in real life. (c'mon, you know a lot of us would use it to move that 2 feet to the remote... we're that lazy) So how much should realism compromise for special effect use or visa versa? Something to discuss.

  • another good review.

  • Love your rating system at the end of these. What I'm curious to is how is Sam Jackson is the villain. HCA is apparently a BANK ROBBER. So far I'm actually kind of rooting for Samuel to win (I mean, his statement "there are always consequences" makes a very valid point). Betting pool on how much this movie will have designated villains and heroes?

  • your previews are awesome and really informative.

    I liked this one especially because I'm a big sci-fi fan. Like you said it's a shame this film focuses more on being a blockbuster, then a pshycological and phillosophical exploration of what these guy's can do.

  • lol darth vader is in jumper :3

  • yea the jumping is like transforming in transformers

  • Dude, the guy from king kong how bout the kid off billy Elliot

  • man i dont want a f*ckin history lesson DAMN

  • Is this a positive or negative comment?

  • fucking awesome

    thx for the advice

  • i like how you used the phrase "jumped the shark" i use that phrase aswell when it comes to movies.

  • It shouldn't be too hard to outperform the Covenant. The best point I took away was how the film will aim to hit blockbuster by being content to be shallow in it's concepts while the real memorable sci-fi epics always tried to push innovation and emotion. But filmmakers will never breach out when a safe treaded path will still make coin and therefore not have to risk a road that could allianate it's audience.

  • Jumpers and Paladins? Hmmm...those names seem really silly.

  • me to, it was kinda rushed wasnt it?

  • guilty :)....the vid was approaching the YouTube 10 minute limit so I switched gears to try and squeeze some final thoughts in.

  • I thought they ended that rule, now I'm seeing alot of videos that are over the 10 minute mark.

  • Director Accounts decimate that limit.

  • your good man... your reall good