What the English Goalie Was Thinking

[Kitkat1885]

I'm pretty sure there IS a grandmother clock.. but then again that's just me o_O

[gamerbros9009]

U see I'm British and that's exactly what goes through my head when given a responsibility

[joe88john]

lmao "What would happen if Father Time and Mother nature had a baby? Would probably be a grandfather clock made of dirt" too funny!

[MrJorgreg]

Hasta levista "itch"austa pausta

[Partypoisionjr]

"Oops I just let my entire country down"

[FTWitsminecraft]

SUPEREPICFRAJALISTIC LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOO!!!!

[pogodrummer]

wheatley

[martinw6465]

im scottish

[dgenerationbigestfan]

this guy went psychotic after this i feel bad for him

[roflcopters1122]

this is how i feel every time i let my team down in haxball...

[apocklington1]

Really are some people so fucking retarded that they think England is a state

[dogloversunite]

@JamesTheBurke no England is a country otherwise it wouldnt have a capital city. Same with Scotland.

[JamesTheBurke]

@dogloversunite ...states have capitals, too.

[HoneyFromTheHive]

@JamesTheBurke England is 100% a country not a state. We (In case you didn't realise I am English) don't have states . We do, however, have counties. :)

Anyways, you are either trolling or the person who taught you that was messing with you.

[TheKingsoftehworld]

These are funny but don't make fun of the English!

[Londongirl315]

For something he reminds me of how Stewie talks from Family Guy. Especially when he says Whoopsy Doodle

[Londongirl315]

I from England and this is hilarious!

[dugganatorr]

Sounded like a Zero Punctuation video.

Awesome.

[0omuffinpurpergurko0]

whoopsie, whopsi-doopsie *__*

[miketike51]

oh i just let my entire country down lol

[Ninjadude973]

Very insightful yes quite indeed yes mm very well quite yes indeed mm.

[Raakuth18]

@mysterious3guys no that's people from Glasgow, Edinburgh, pretty much everywhere else in Scotland, Yorkshire, Lancashire, Birmingham, Blackpool, Newcastle, London, Cardiff, Cumbria, The Lakes, Malham.... The list goes on (Yes Scotland and Wales are part of Britain). Yes I am British.

[tvap1122]

I came here to see all the pissed off soccer fans

[robo361]

I'm not sure if this is just a shit joke or is supposed to be really offensive to English people, but either way I have one thing to say Fuck You America!

[guitaristdude7]

@robo361 Jealous? :p

[robo361]

@guitaristdude7 Pfft no!

[IcebergOfLettuce]

@robo361, You really are not very bright, are you?

[robo361]

@IcebergOfLettuce bright or not,is there a need to match my intelligence on a youtube comment thread?

[arielethemermaid]

LOLLOLLOLO HAHAHA

[yaozheng95]

Arse-nal

[1KevinsFamousChili1]

i just let my entire country down xD

[DorCKyChick09]

oh i just let my entire country done

[maagiapall]

@DorCKyChick09 down*

[DorCKyChick09]

@maagiapall thx?!



[maagiapall]

@DorCKyChick09 It's annoying when you quote something but quote it entirely wrong, implying you have no idea what the sentence actually means, meaning you have no reason to quote it in the first place.

[DorCKyChick09]

@maagiapall Wow I made a typeo!!! Then u jump on my ass? No because I know DAMN well that u have done the same thing.

[maagiapall]

@DorCKyChick09 Typo is when you accidentally put your finger on a wrong button, you clearly don't know the difference between "down" and "done" (and are therefore very unintelligent), since they are completely differently spelled and typed out on the keyboard.

[DorCKyChick09]

@maagiapall Wow...unintelligent. I am so sorry for being rushed and typing fast. Good bye im done with you.

[BIG1BOY1DAVE]

a 3 with sissors on top, thats what i get lol

[louisgworld]

this made me piss myself laughing LOLLOLOLOL

[joshigoods]

i thought he would say mother england and father germany

[KathrynB621]

Oops I just let me entire country down! Lol!

[PrinceOfSpane]

Hehe... He did turn Australian a little bit though

[track818]

oops I just let my entire country down xD Altho I don't believe in any of these stereotypes, it's hilarious anyways

[WizardvideosInc]

@cookiecrumble88 So therefore, it would be "butt-nal" instead of "arsenal"

[WinnerOfAllThings11]

I thought they say bum -_- lol

[HoneyFromTheHive]

Okay just as a general clarification for all those here confused:

England: Singular country

Britain: Island made up of England, Wales and Scotland.

United Kingdom (UK): Made up of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Also, this was great, even if we don't sound like that. Stereotypical ideas can be a right laugh! =D

[justinelliotmcc]

@HoneyFromTheHive seriously didnt know that about uk, england, and Britain....thx

[JamesTheBurke]

@HoneyFromTheHive England is not a country. It is more of a state. While the UK is the country and Britain is the island.

[blackhotmetal]

@JamesTheBurke ....... oh wow.....

[lolxox12]

@JamesTheBurke

I think you should consider going to school, you could really use it.

[JamesTheBurke]

@lolxox12 States have capitols, provinces and territories do not. Also, petty insults do not make a very good impression, you know. They just make you look immature.

[ScottsRage2012]

@HoneyFromTheHive you forgot the isle of man included in the united kingdom, why does no one remember it?

[HoneyFromTheHive]

@ScottsRage2012 *face-palm* Of course, the isle of man too. :) I think no one remembers it as it's never in the news and so small. So I guess that is a good thing in some respects since the news tends to be about bad things only. :)

[Gr4yW0rld]

@HoneyFromTheHive CPGrey has great videos on this

[xXFoxyGrandmaXx]

@HoneyFromTheHive haha had to confirm all of that from an English guy, there's no such thing as a British accent, although their is many types of accents in England

[HoneyFromTheHive]

@xXFoxyGrandmaXx Awesome. ;) I'm English myself actually. =D

Very true. There must be over 20 generic English accents at least There are also lots of variants in the Scottish and Welsh accent. We are quite the diverse island for it's compact size. Yet still a lot of stereotypes are 'outdated' versions of accents. Sweet and funny to hear though ^.^

[xXFoxyGrandmaXx]

@HoneyFromTheHive what accent are you?

[HoneyFromTheHive]

@xXFoxyGrandmaXx Mines a 'toned down' posh home county accent with a hint of Somer(rrr)set farmer. ;)

[ssurf30]

@HoneyFromTheHive england isn't a country lol aha

[66GNRfan]

2415 people where English

[TricksyAtouba]

@66GNRfan You what? Ich bin ein Englander and I found it funny, the last line was perfectly delivered xD It's all good though, Green got himself a nice job as a "custard pie technician" at a travelling circus shortly after.

[StarTreksFollower98]

this is the best of collage humor!

[AbstractGames]

I remember when every English person facepalmed at the sight of this :/

[fpspuchalski]

i had those gloves and they wernt the ones green wore in the match he wore sells ones there adidas but love the vid!

[llamalover02]

Vuvuzela

[P1tBullFan4L1f3]

jeesh the comments are hillarious and crazy! who cares what ppl from europe call themselves??? i have friends from that area some call themselves british others call themselves english -_-

[zGxReaCTiOnZz]

All I Have to say to this is Atleast England Scored there own Goal Enough Said

[21syaf]

suckcess!



[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

I didn't realise to be British you could slow time down.

[TheMrUsername10]

oop iv just let my entire country down.

[aplledapplebees2]

did anyone else think of Wheatley while watching this?

[britishxxsniper]

he was thinking

dont fuck up dont fuck up come on now this is your big moment dont fuck this up you cant fuck this up come on dont fuck dont fuck up people are counting on you millions of people i cant fuck this up there all watching me dont fuck this up here comes the ball dont fuck up, dont fuck up......

HIT I FUCKED UP ALL CAPS RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[canihassteak]

poppycock ^ lmao

[Gallioh]

Believe it or not, this clip isn't actually in slow-motion.

[buddynkoda]

@Gallioh ....yeah it is? at 0:30 the ball stays in the air too long to be in real time

[XxLaUr3nZzZxX]

@buddynkoda

Idiot, he was joking. its a joke because the shot was so weak that the ball travelled really slowly and the goalie should have saved it

[TheHatredProductions]

@Gallioh Yes it is.. This very vid is an excellent example of slow motion!

- In the way you put this comment, someone who doesn't know that 1)High speed frame capturing 2)adding "fabricated" frames (same principal but lower quality ofc) Or 3)simple playing the frames slower (like a slide show) is the key-proccess behind slo-mo will assume that there are as well other techniques of slow capturing when there are Not -.-

May now i ask what you mean by: "isn't actually in slow-motion." ??

[MrPuddingTaco]

@TheHatredProductions It's a joke you dickweed.

[EpicFlyingCat]

@MrPuddingTaco Feed the troll dickhead.

[abdi456001]

@TheHatredProductions As in the ball was going this slow and he still couldn't stop it. -__________- SMH.

[TheSandvichTrials]

@TheHatredProductions May I now ask you the general meaning of: "Humor"?

[m0n4c3]

@Gallioh Then the gravity is.

[Londongirl315]

@Gallioh MIND = BLOWN

[louisgworld]

@Gallioh Believe it or not, this clip has actually been sped-up

[CosmosusMagnus]

"stop the ball stop the ball stop the ball my butt itches the worst thing about having a butt itch is you really have to get up there to scratch it"

[Juggle0h]

He let it in because at 0:32 he turns Australian

[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

Bollocking proud to be English!

[VerriladaineSarrasri]

i have a soccer ball that looks like that...

[cookiecrumble88]

us bristish do not say butt. We say arse.

[xFoGxFraction]

@cookiecrumble88 and crumpet...

[saftig6]

@cookiecrumble88 That's why you have a team called ARSEnal? ;)

[P1tBullFan4L1f3]

@cookiecrumble88 either that or bum

[sonicedhoedown1]

@cookiecrumble88 british*

[Chrissyyyyyo9]

@sonicedhoedown1 i think you mean English

[MattQ94]

@cookiecrumble88 or bum

[mysterious3guys]

@cookiecrumble88 thats the irish u inbred scum

[TheDragonJustin]

@cookiecrumble88

why are you cookie crumble then? shouldent it be like..crumpit or something?

[mnashy12]

I think Americans are just racist over weight killers that will go to war with a country that seems to start developing!!! 

[ToothpasteCannon]

@mnashy12 Are you serious? How is that remotely relevant? Not all Americans own guns, or kill, just like not all Germans are Nazis and not all British people talk like the person in this video. Stop hating.

[AhzidDiin]

I call shenanigans on this video.

[Smokes148]

That 12% of dislikes were all from English people.lol

[TheFakeBrit]

OPE i just let my entire country down.

[floriboyo]

Why does the entire world think that we Dutch only smoke pot!

[xxmrcoolbluexx]

Why do British think we Americans speak very slangishly?

[Cookie251197]

@xxmrcoolbluexx Its stereotypical

[easterlady4]

i say this is outragously steriotypical of you young americans!

[Thefigit9]

Why are people ranging about that this isn't how english people speak but it's one video for fun and also it's just the goalie so calm down

[TheMightyG123]

have you ever heard a geordie or a scouse person talk, no there not posh

[AlexB439]

The reference to Balderdash! xD

[gingertycoon]

whoever made this has clearly never been out in scarborough on a wednesday

[Waruloon]

Why every English guy sounds Like TotalBiscuit :D

[superbiobunser]

2 things 1 stfu and pay attention and 2 im offended by both im british aand american

[ArantirFo1]

wow english getting offended because of this video... srsly get some kind of sense of humor

[daveajf1]

Tiddly dee potatoes! kiss me i'm irish! i love ethnic banter

[mnashy12]

rob green doesn't sound like that. Americans think the british speak posh but Americans are just redneck inbred cowboys from what I've seen on tv

[FranksFitnessChannel]

@mnashy12 What the fuck is wrong with you? Americans are redneck inbred cowboys? I'm so curious as to how on earth you came to that conclusion.

[freestyle6100]

This shouldv'e been a POV videeo:D

[Shiznel]

~Terrible~ we invented the plane in the first place.

[xBAIRDYx]

Meanwhile, America has a gathering in MacDonalds

[Shadandsmoke]

For those who say english people don't speak like that and don't use those words maybe the goal keeper uses them and was brought up in a posh place? Ever thought of that one

[MGKing08]

its spelt "humour"

[TheLocalDJ]

@MGKing08 That's in British English. Colleghumor is an American channel and in American English it's spelt "humor"

[theblackening]

@TheLocalDJ Actually it's just English, not "British English". Then there's just the bastardisation of the language that you refer to as American English where letters are omitted due to stupidity and laziness.

[TheLocalDJ]

@theblackening Ahh okay then, excuse my ignorance and thanks for pointing that out!

[orangechicken210]

@theblackening you realize that the only reason that English has extra letters such as the "u" in armour is because of latin?

[theblackening]

@orangechicken210 Actually it's from old French, but since that dialect was directly influenced by the introduction of Latin by the Romans your point still stands. It does not change the fact that the language spoken in the States is a bastardisation of English, which I realise is an amalgamation of many languages itself, with the attempted justification of adding "American" before it. By all means simply call it "American", after all, we named our own bastardisation. /hypocrisy over

[JanPolska93]

Still funny.

[Terriblyawfulshows]

@hitmonchan107. I agree england isn't all about tea and crumpets we invented the fuck harrier for gods sake!

[Hitmonchan107]

Oy, that does NOT reflect our English lifestyle. Blimey, you bloody Yanks have it all WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG DAMN WRONG!

Am I acceptable in Cornwall?

[randomguy573984]

ohh England you and your funny words, how i despise you so.

[randomewatcher]

wow i never knew i could think that fast!

[JSavage1997]

He thinks at a remarkably quick speed.

[Aperki2010]

I'm English and I accept that there will be steroetypes about us, as there are any race.

Why? Because I'm not a little bitch.

[biclopsbob]

…and for all those saying this is racist or inaccurate I say us Brits pretty much have two options to be seen as, posh and always playing awesome bad guys in films coz we sound like proper clever and well evil in'it. OR riot starters with little to no knowledge of our own language that will punch old ladies and spit on children if it means the government still pays us for doing jack. I think the more tickety-boo options is far more appealing

[speakerboy777]

@biclopsbob oh god ur boring get some original views man.

[biclopsbob]

@speakerboy777 if they dont seem original its cos they're true..... or widely exepted BS that becomes truth as they have no other alternative.

[biclopsbob]

oh my gosh that its totally accurate good sir. you forgot to think if he'd had is daily masturbation session or if its scoans or crumpets with jam and cream alongside his cup of tea, and what tea that may be for after the game. But other than that, love it.

[CharlieisToast]

if you think all british people talk like that you should go to hackney, get a bit of a shock there.

[AlexB439]

I'm British and this is hilarious! Sure, the Americans will think we speak posh but it's only a joke!

[Dominator097]

R u trying to say that Ned Flanders is English??

[fredgreck121]

i remember this

[MrShezzaHD]

fucking hate maericans thinking enlish people speak posh its bullshit

[Dominator097]

@MrShezzaHD stop with the racism ITS ONLY A JOKE btw im english

[TheHenster1234567890]

lol what a funny vid

[LivyyGirlyy1235]

@clotworthjc  i agree 

[TheFunkystripes]

i actually thought this was a good accent and im english, it does sound really posh though :)

[JDster4ever]

im keeper for my english school and i did this

[Chewychucky]

"Woopsy doodle"? Really? We English don't use those sorts of words! This video is a sham! Absolute poppycock!

[hebiakatsuki]

@Chewychucky quite

[dickbuttttx4]

@Chewychucky I do beleive this man is nothing more than a Fropply doppleganger, spewing tummyrot about us Brtions

[rickrollification]

@Chewychucky i agree, total balderdash!

[zzXDarKXzz]

@Chewychucky Lovely, 'twoud be an even better response if you refrained from using mainstream english.

[XxnEr0xXxMaNexX]

@Chewychucky they dont call themselves "english" either but w/e

[Chewychucky]

@XxnEr0xXxMaNexX People (like me) who were born in England are English...

[XxnEr0xXxMaNexX]

@Chewychucky I'm sure that you're not from England and another thing no1 from England calls themselves english the country's name is Brittan and they call themselves British

[QWolfie]

@XxnEr0xXxMaNexX No. Wow. No. The country is called England. Britain (note the spelling) is an amalgamation of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Britain is the United Kingdoms. People DO call themselves English as well as British depending on what context.

Never generalise on a nation.

[XxnEr0xXxMaNexX]

@QWolfie true you've got a good point there though I still haven't ever heard a british person call himself english EVER ever ever ever and I've had lots of british friends

[QWolfie]

@XxnEr0xXxMaNexX I'm English.

There. Now you have! :D

[Tim733733]

@XxnEr0xXxMaNexX I'm English. It's by far the most often used term for someone from England, but being called British if fine too :-)

PS No one talks like the guy doing the impression in the video, but my American impression is terrible, so I'll shut up now ;-)

[itzcrunchy]

@Chewychucky indeed rubbish

[shortanimationz]

"Oh, I just let my entire country down!"

[usmilitarysoldier]

Brittis people are idiots

[clotworthyjc]

@usmilitarysoldier yeah those brittis people aren't smart like us British people. :D

[wattc029]

@usmilitarysoldier ye says the ones using our language

[britishking664]

Just like peep show lol

[thestr8person]

"mother England"?

[GoodMilks1]

This is around the same thought process that I get in exams. Except I let myself down, as a pose to my country...