RED Team wants to battle!

[waffleless]

Should have tauntkilled the scout while you had the chance heavy.

[nu7871]

engineer taunt is the new spy bleep :3

[TheDrawer4life]

nom nom nom

[GrandFlaw]

One cannot simply use words to describe this video..

[DrDragontamer]

@GrandFlaw You didn't say it right. Translation: One does not simply use words to describe this video!

[juanitoche1]

que epico por la csm!!!!

[gsjajdshsaj]

Engineer taunt is the new spy BLEEP?!

[ericsigil]

AWESOMENESS!

[freakydudetiki]

Mp3 needed. It is needed greatly

[sirinterweb]

meer words cannot describe the win in this video

[littlelindman]

psycadelic Dude xD

[doomsday2000able]

heavy used sanvich! it regained health



[crappyjunk5]

Category: Pets and Animals. Seems legit.

[GamerInari]

Crap! They've got a magikarp! We can't win this!

[Shinypeanut]

If a server had the beginning of this song as the starting countdown, It would be godlike.

[Chaselock990]

@98yoshi98 UNLESS ITS TALL GRASS!

[GiratinaofFury]

"Engineer Taunt is the new Spy bleep"

[Chaselock990]

THIS IS PURE WIN

[wongtuyen]

KKKAAAA-PPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[ChaoSynergy]

Team RED wants to fight!

Team RED sent out DEMOPAN!

DEMOPAN used STOUTSHAKO!

It's super-effective!

[dragon2000200]

@ChaoSynergy The player has given Two Refined to Team RED.

[bugworrall]

A team of lvl 100 Magikarps, Defense/S.Def 300, HP 400. Five of them.

Last one is a lvl 1 Gyarados with 500 HP and Hyper Beam.

[Mariorulez14]

@mint3465 Make Pyro Fire/Dark and Heavy pure Fighting and I think you're spot-on

[Forrestfire123456]

Axe guitar? Pokemon? Wats HAPpening

[RuneGuidesScape]

RED team wants to battle? CHALLENGE DENIED!

[TheDraughtofspades]

@RuneGuidesScape 0:44 Face me!

0:47 Denied!

[bugworrall]

@TheDraughtofspades 0:44 is actually Scout saying "Missed Me!".

[TheDraughtofspades]

@bugworrall Oh darn...I tought wrong..

Excuse me,I'm Italian... =.=

Thanks for the correction

[bugworrall]

@TheDraughtofspades S'aright, corrections are what I do here on the Internet, besides watching Youtube :V.

[TheDraughtofspades]

@bugworrall It's right. Me,I luv posting tons of comments and soon of videos.

[sba20041]

0:42 SHOOT THAT SPEEDY SCOUT!

[TheDraughtofspades]

Hello, I'm Federica, I'm almost 20 years and I'm madly in love with this video!

[ifiwereademoman]

did you know that thyphlosion's name is thyphoon with explosion ? 

[Arbiter30450]

Amaizing

[CATBOXMAN]

The shotguns sound really great as part of the drum beat methinks.

[DarkPhaaze]

What will PYRO do? The foe's SCOUT used Bonk! PYRO became confused! What will PYRO do? The foe withdrew SCOUT! The foe sent out ENGINEER! PYRO is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! What will PYRO do? PYRO used Flamethrower! It's super effective!

[mk18612]

you sir have won the internet.......am my heart *sniff*

[ImmaViralTeppelin]

1:00

Engineer taunt is the new Spy bleep

[adimousan3]

ENGINEER TAUNT IS THE NEW SPY BLEEP.

[shotsoon]

I swear this guy is fucking brilliant.

[donbionicle]

0:41

PIKACHU used DOUBLE TEAM

BLISSY used DOUBLE SLAP

FUUUUUU-

[Thedeadpoolwarrior]

fuck the old pokemon battle music hack it so this is it

[lmbwb333]

What will Heavy do? >Fight Backpack Pokémon Disconnect Bullet Punch Sandvich Showdown >Medic! Heavy cried for a Medic! Scout used Grand Slam! It's not very effective.... Deals 156 damage to Heavy! The Medic has Ubercharged Heavy! Scout used Force-A-Nature! It doesn't affect Heavy.... Heavy used Showdown! Deals 275 damage to Scout! The foe's Scout has fainted! You got 2 reclaimed for winning!

[SporeFreak2010]

The song was well put together and that pic at the end made me LOL XD

[efrD33Jay]

engineer taunt is the spy bleep wut

[PAMuffinMan]

I solve problems.

Not problems like "What is a good Pokemon", that would fall under the purview of philosophy.

No, I solve practical problems. Like how'm I gonna stop some big mother Snorlax comin at me? Solution. Use Pokemon.

If that don't work, use MORE Snorlax.

[TheNinjaLycan]

Announcer: Go! Red Soldier!

Me: Go.... urm....... Lucario(?)

Announcer: Used Epic Vuvuzela

Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

[WaffleDude9001]

Entire team is Pokemon! What sick man sends Pokemon to fight me?

[Monokuli092]

If catching all of them is you're honor then you gotta catch them all! Ash Ketchum said that, and I must say that he knows a little bit more then you do pall because he caught them all, and no trainer could beat him in the Pokemon Stadium! Then he used half of is winning money to buy every pokeball on Earth, then he went to the tall grass, and he caught the crap out of every single one!

And from that day forward, every bunch of you animals live in a place it's called the Pokemon Center!

[SonicBrawler1992]

@Monokuli092 Unless it's a day-care center!

[GazzuNara]

That Magikarp is a Spy!

[MrBluesky2k]

What does it say for like 1 frame before the engies come on at 1:00?

[PenguinAegis]

@MrBluesky2k Engineer taunt is the new spy bleep.

[mint3465]

Demoman: Rock/Dragon?

Engineer: Steel

Heavy: Ice/Fighting

Medic: Poison/Normal

Pyro: Fire

Scout: Normal

Sniper: Dark

Soldier: Fighting

Spy: Ghost/Psychic

[finalfantasy50]

@mint3465 Seems legit, Demoman can use explosion xD

[BrattyMaddy]

@finalfantasy50 true

[brattymaddyandmason]

@mint3465 demo would be a fire/rock or a dragon

[Sh0tgunJunior]

@mint3465

Demo should be Dark. noracist.

[Batelliinhuu]

@mint3465 Scout is Flying!

[camotristan]

@mint3465 Spy would be a pain in the ass...

[sba20041]

@mint3465 Engineer should be:Steel/Electric

[InflatableVampire]

@mint3465 no. Soldier= Flying/Fighting

[wongtuyen]

@mint3465 wouldn't demoman be fire, not dragon? And how is heavy ice?

[MarioSonic46]

@mint3465 Demoman's smiling crotch: ???

[nokama1612]

@mint3465 I disagree, I find the scout to fit the role of plant or earth more.

[supergamer232]

@nokama1612 How? He'd be more of a flying type >.>

[nokama1612]

@supergamer232 :P Didn't think of that. You are correct my good sir, an internet for you!

[Omnimatrix10]

NOM

[AkWonderwaffle47]

that fucking sandwich just does not get eaten does it

[woobwoob64]

It cost 400,000 exp. to fight my Pokemon for twelve seconds

[fare777]

FIST YOU?!

[benracerfromRoblox]

Heavy is Ash Ketchem!

[NeoUzzy]

@benracerfromRoblox No i think heavy is ash ketchup

[ShinyShilla]

Engineer taunt is the new Spy bleep?! o_O

[LilyRosetheDreamer]

Scout used Force A Nature!

It was super effective!

[98yoshi98]

"..."

Red said that, And I think he knows a little bit more about pokemon battling than you do pal! Because he invented it! Then He perfected it so no pokemon could knock his team out in the tall grass!

Then He used his fight money, to buy two of every pokemon in Kanto, he hearded them into a safari, then he battled the crap out of every single one!

And from that day foward, the only time a bunch of pokemon are together in one place is called a PC BOX!

[98yoshi98]

@98yoshi98 UNLESS IT'S THE POKEMON LEAGUE!

[SirTrollingtonVI]

@98yoshi98

UNLESS IT'S A SAFARI ZONE!

[dialgamanboy]

@98yoshi98 UNLESS IT'S A DAYCARE!!

[StickdudeXD135]

@98yoshi98 UNLESS IT'S A PARTY

[ShadooTheHedgehog]

@98yoshi98 UNLESS IT'S A BATTLE ROYALE.

[xXCH405Xx]

@98yoshi98

...Marry me.

[98yoshi98]

@xXCH405Xx

Later.

[xXCH405Xx]

@98yoshi98

Awwww lol

[pagooo]

@98yoshi98 UNLESS IT'S A RANDOM-ENCOUNTER CAVE!

[duncantepw3ner]

@98yoshi98

UNLESS IT'S A DAYCARE.

[TheYellowMnM]

@98yoshi98 UNLESS IT'S TALL GRASS!

[CyberNecrovalley]

@98yoshi98 Unless it's a RANCH!

[sonikku70]

@98yoshi98 UNLESS IT'S A POKEMON CENTER.

[Infidel775]

@98yoshi98 UNLESS IT'S A PARK.

[ageofvideo1997]

@98yoshi98 UNLESS ITS A GYM!

[Megazaxon12]

@98yoshi98 Unless it's a party!

[m1el1puol1m1es]

@98yoshi98

Unless it's a Day-care!

[Temp3st60]

well there's my childhood in a nutshell with tf2 goodness sprinkled on top. good shit

[lazerroarswtf]

ENGINEER TAUNT IS THE NEW SPY BEEP 1:00

[omegajynx]

the best part is when magikarp appeared.

[TheLolmaster34]

BEW BEW BEW BEW noom noom Bewm BEW Bonk bonk

[frikipulpo3000]

1:11 KAAARP KAAARP KAAARP KAAARP, KAAARP KAAARP KAAARP KAAARP!!!!!!

xDD

[tedderink]

send this to joshscorcher NOW!

[TheCatburger]

Nobody expects the Pokemon YELLOW Team!

[ThePhluff]

Engineer taunt is the new spy bleep

[Cooladrian14]

1:10

Hey demo you have a clown for your :)

[DaHeavyGunner]

XXMusikMaster3000XX stole this video.

[dracoven6]

i actually defeated red, but it was pretty hard

[Zapinc9]

Pokemon! RED and BLU!!!!

[Pokemaniac441]

1:15 is MAGIKARP?! :D

[Pokemaniac441]

Uh... Who is the fat guy and the Red guy..?

BTW, nice music with the guns and voices :D

[Marythebooty]

@Pokemaniac441

Google Team Fortress 2.

All your questions shall be answered.

[Cherrybloodsyrup]

@Pokemaniac441 The fat guy is the Heavy from TF2, a big minigun wielding Russian who heals himself by eating his "Sandvich". The Red guy is the Scout from TF2, a fast scattergun wielding baseball fanatic from Boston who also hits people with his baseball bat.

[MatvYAguz]

Engineer's new taunt is spy bleep

[MatvYAguz]

@MatvYAguz Mistaken.

Engineer's taunt is new spy bleep.

[631Deathdoom]

Pure epicness. keep em coming!

[FpsKing2011]

i always wondered why there is a dark pit surrounding the smily face.Is it dirt?Or wat?

[mrhappysadass]

rofl. Category: Pets and Animals xD

[okami9020]

If only pikachu had medic's face on it :c...

[bobfromspeedway1]

RED sent out Force-Of-Nature!

Heavy sent out Tomislav!

Force-of-Nature uses, Agility! Tomislav uses Flamthrower! its super effective! Force of nature has fainted!

RED sent out Boston Basher! Boston Basher uses self-destruct! its super effective! Tomislav has fainted! Boston Basher has fainted!

Heavy sent out Sandvich.

RED sent out sandman!

Sandman uses hypnosis! Sandvich is fast asleep!

[hubuhubudingdong2]

@bobfromspeedway1 tomislavs cant shoot fire

[bobfromspeedway1]

@hubuhubudingdong2 It was the closest thing I had to shooting actual bullets

[hubuhubudingdong2]

@bobfromspeedway1 well that makes more sense

[xXCH405Xx]

Engi dance :D

[Zeubermage]

Meanwhile, at valve.......

[WatashiLPS]

HOW COULD YOU HATE MILTANK? ;U;

[gaap2000]

@WatashiLPS HOW COULD YOU NOT HATE MILKTANK!?

[WaffleTheQueenz]

Bonus point for using Pyro. The poor thing's so unloved.

[larsjuh1993]

engineer taunt is the new spy bleep?

[thijsvogelaar1]

lol 1:11

[JusBLieve]

@arghivebeenshot dude . . . . why aren't you a club dj?

[KRisUandTank]

What makes me a good Pokemon trainer?

IF I WERE A BAD POKEMON TRAINER I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE, FIGHTING POKEMON WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?

[PierreRMB]

LOLz. When they said that anything and everything was on the Internet, I knew about it, but I only truely realised that after I saw this video.

[ShitHappensToThisGuy]

Words can not describe how perfect this is :O

[Marythebooty]

What was that Sandvich?

Catch them all?

GOOD IDEA

[ProfessionalManlyMan]

@Marythebooty Absolutely brilliant!

[WaffleDude9001]

@Marythebooty I could not stop laughing. You get 9001 internetz.

[tanooki200000]

MAGICARP! USE SPLASH! MAGICARP FLOPPED AROUND LIKE A TARD! IT WAS STUPID! MAGICARP IS SAD! TRAINER KICKED MAGICARP! IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE! THE TRAINER IS NOW DIAMONDS! TRAINER SENT OUT COFAGRAGUS! (then everything died)

[YukiUzumaki78]

@tanooki200000 Trainer died after reading this horrible comment.

[theultimatebadger97]

Engineer Taunt is the New Spy Bleep

[Neekerisanni123]

Damn, now I can't listen to the original battle theme anymore! It just makes me want to listen to this remix! >_<

[Famospokemontrainer]

O_O´!!! RED, no again :(

[FiroAlvada]

this doesn't ever get old

[Protomanis]

DENIED!

[TheXeeman]

holy shit this is awesome

[RocketHarry865]

Announcer:"Intruder alert! Team Rocket grunt in the base"

Lt Surge: "A Rocket grunt in the base!" grabs a shotgun and starts running down stairs

Announcer:"Protect the master ball"

Surge:" We need to protect the master ball"

Ash(trying to open the door to the masterball)" Yo a little help here"

Surge(pushes Ash aside and tries to enter the password)"Stand back son" types password

Surge"Red,Green,Blue...(monume­ntally forgets and then remembers last part)Yellow!"

Ash:"lets go, lets go"

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 approaching thundering heard as a Machoke with a minigun appears

Machoke:"Incoming!!(note this machoke speaks human)" Ash and Surge scream in shock as Machoke barges into them and smashes right through the door bringing Ash and Surge with him into the room. Ash notices the Master ball on the table.

Ash:"Hey its still here" Everyone else calms down suddently a Ahem is heard. Petrel carrying a dead Hitmonlee over his sholders appears in the doorway

Petrel:"Gentlemen" TF2 fanfare

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 :Petrel"I see the master ball safe and sound"

Surge: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

Ash: "Yeah, it is!"

Petrel: "Tell me... did anyone happen to defeat a Rocket Grunt on the way here?" -ash, surge and the machoke shake their heads and shrug"

Petrel:"No? Then we still have a problem."

deposits the Hitmonlee's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in its back

Surge: "and a Knife"

Ash approaches and removes the knife

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 Ash: "Oooh, big problem. I've defeated plenty of Rocket Grunts. They're dime-a-dozen black wearing, pokemon stealing criminal scum-bags - like you!" Ash attempts to manipulate the knife only to cut himself and drops the blade.

Ash: "Ow! No offense."

Petrel: "If you managed to defeat them, I assure you, they were not like me (Petrel retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to Ash) And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 Ash:"What are you? President of his and your boss Giovanni's fanclub?"

Surge and Machoke chuckling in the background- petrel turns to face Ash

Petrel:" "No... that would be your mother!" reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several photos of Delia and Giovanni having sex

Ash stammers out of shock and disbelief

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 Petrel: Indeed, and now one of his men is here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

Surge and Machoke examine the photographs. Machoke leans over and shows Surge one photo in particular.

Surge:"Oh!"

Ash frantically retrieves the photos as Petrel lights a cigarillo

Ash:Gimme that!"

Petrel: This Grunt has already breached our defenses..."

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 Fade to the Rocket, creeping through the base tunnels. Spots an engineer with a lvl 31 magnazone. Grunt summons a lvl 87 Rocket Pikachu, Rocket-chu attacks the Magnazone fainting it instantly

Engineer: "magnazone Down!"

[The BLU Engineer frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Grunt shoot him in the head with a Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 [Cut back to the Masterball Room. The Petrel leans over the dead hitmonlee, gesturing frantically.]

Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues pokemon!"

[Flash back to the hitmonlee, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The Grunt and Rocket-Squirtle creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the hitmonlee who engages the Rocket-squirtle. A struggle ensues, ends when the Grunt backstabs the hitmonlee

[Back to the masterball room]

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 Petrel: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."

Fade to the Grunt fighting a Medic and the medics lvl 30 Tranquill

Medic: "Raus, raus!(Out! Out!)"

Grunt summons a level 80 charizard

Medic: (gasps) "Nein...(No...)"

Charizard defeats Tranquil kills the Medic and the Grunt steals the medics cloths

[Cut back to Masterball Room. Petrel looks frantic.]

Petrel: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 [Surge shoots Petrel in the head with his shotgun exploding Petrel's head, Machoke is confused while Ash panicked]

Ash: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Machoke: "Oh!"

Surge: "What? It was obvious![reloads his shotgun] He's the Rocket Grunt. Look his Rocket id card will reveal his rank as a grunt.

Surge and Machoke approachs Petrel's dead body, Surge finding Petrel's id card

Surge:"Here it is.. See? He's a Grunt! No wait it says he is an executive"

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 [Ash lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches Surge and Machoke, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, Ash unzips his jacked revealing a black undershirt with a red R]

Machoke: "So, we still got problem..."

Surge: "Big problem... alright, who's ready to go find this Rocket Grunt?"

Ash (he is the Rocket grunt): "Right behind you."

[RocketHarry865]

@RocketHarry865 Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of Lt. Surge and Machoke punctuating the beat of the tune.

Fade to a Room in the Team Rocket HQ, Giovanni sitting at a desk with Persian next to him, with the master-ball on the table. Giovanni is holding a photo of Delia Ketchum.

Giovanni:"il mio tesoro aggraziato(My pretty darling)"

(Note: Giovanni is a common Italian name thats why I have Giovanni talk Italian)

[naxxramas1onclubpeng]

Scout sent out: BONK. Heavy: Go, SANDVICH! BONK has used INVULNERABILITY, but it failed! SANDVICH used TOOTHPICK. BONK was hit for 100 DMG. BONK fainted! SANDVICH has gained 250 XP. Sandvich grew to lvl 10! HEAVY has defeated SCOUT! SCOUT: Un-frickin'-belivable! HEAVY has earned $400,000 for fighting for 12 seconds!

[DaimondSword]

COME AND BATTLE ME I SAY, ill be waiting for ya with a lvl 50 charazard, IMMA GRIM BLOODY PLAYER, with a unhappy bloody mood! HHAHAHAHAHAHA, there gonna have to heal your pokemon back together....IN HELL -demoman trainer

[DaimondSword]

what Makes me a good pokemon trainer? IF I WAS A BAD POKEMON TRAINER, I WOULDNT BE STANDING HERE, CATCHING POKEMON NOW WOULD I? LEEEETS CATCH EM ALL! not one of ya is gonna escape my pokeballs! One pokeball, one really strong pokemon, ONE SUPER RARE POKEMON! then THROW POKEBALL.....i got a mangy charizard, im a god damn trainer...theve got more trainer joey's then they got the likes of me.... SO..TO ALL YOU FINE TRAINERS SO STUPID, SO Trainer-ey, prancen about with your pockets full of pokemon

[DaimondSword]

Boom, super effective....Trainings a good job mate, Its challangening Work, out of doors, I garuente you wont go hungry. Because as long as there are two trainers wanting to battle, someone is gonna want to battle someone. - Sniper Trainer

[VitCor9595]

whats the original song?????

[iRAWkTheWorld]

@VitCor9595 Pokemon ¬¬

[HYPoKiiENT]

WHY CANT I STOP WATCHING THIS

[SYNCqx]

engineer taunt is the new spy bleep? wtf?

[Dudeawesome1000]

Swear to god there was a clown on the happy face at 1:10.

[SnoobYHD]

Engineer Taunt is the New Blip

[poopdeloop11]

anyone else pinching their left nipple while watching this?

[YosLol]

@poopdeloop11 Who isn't?

[Leafy46]

DEMO-EPIC!

[assassinlink0]

OR A DAYCARE