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  • omfg that's soo true he takes the piss to move im like JUST FUCKING FALL OFF

  • bee...beezr...baae....leep....­weep..weep

  • LOL THIS IS LEGIT.

    My 3DS was dying when I did this and he took so long to move the fuck out the way, that it died.

    And then I had to charge it and watch him move again. :|

  • birdo in belly wtf?!?

  • itd be better if hed gotten up and walked in front and startrd over xD

  • weep....weep...weep...weep XD

  • This is so funny I couldn't breathe

  • the guy making these is a genious, they're so hilarious and the art is amazing aswell

  • Man, he said "You probably whistle bass."

    I died.

  • i guess there is only one thing left to say.BWEEP bweep bweep bweep bweep bweep.COME ON ALREADY.bweep.I GET IT BEEP BEEP.bweep bweep bweep bweep.Oh so now youre gonna stand there and act like im not here arn't ya.bweep bweep bweep

  • King Zora wasn't too lazy, he just took an arrow to the knee

  • So he pees in all....the hyrule water....? e.e

  • lmao ..wow

  • weep

  • weep....weep...weep...weep damn it wrong side weep...weep..

  • "You probably whistle bass"...lmao well done

  • Lol

  • I was eating while he moved!

  • Slow and steady wins the race, and in this case pisses off Link

  • Link:i bet theres ten times the dungen in you then jaba jabas belly

    Zora king:owheep

  • dialogue is similar to my thoughts throughout the game

  • I always tend to make a sammich when I get up to this part.

  • While waiting...owl enters LINK Im glad your here I need to give you pointless infromation!

  • I like this Link more than the one in Ocarina of Time. :D

  • Hey LINK HAS MORE THAN 3 HEARTS!!!!

  • Entire video is fake, Link doesn't talk

  • @Dragpk7 Gay troll is gay.

  • @GuitarGuy057 well its a joke...and a fact. But alright.

  • Your gonna kill everybody

    LOL!!

  • Poke him with a deku stick

  • DO A BARREL ROOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDDD LOOOLLL

  • funiest one by far!

  • We feel your pain link and XD MasterSword that now makes me afraid to take any water from the lake lol

  • the zora king actullay doesn't have arms, but that's okay because it's hard to notice.

  • Think of the children.... Oh wait, no need. He already ate them

  • Boomhauer much?

  • beepla bers z.oras

  • Whoa Josh Pursley does this? doesn't sound like him haha

  • @goshootyourself1 Yes I do do the voices for these :3 I'm suprised to see that someone knows me on here XD

  • IT seriously took that long to move over i hated it

  • @narapuppetmaster you know you have a dick up your ass and can't take a joke when...

  • that was one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen. holy crap. i think im gonna pass out from laughing

  • ever considered that king zora's balls touch all of hyrules water?!

  • @TheMasterSword70002 Not all of it, some of it goes around his ass. ;D

  • @TheMasterSword70002 Not to mention he probably uses that water as his personal toilet. I don't imagine he'd get up for that.

  • @TheMasterSword70002

    Favorited this video because your comment made me laugh

  • @rubbaduck4luck haha thanks i always wanted top comment

  • @TheMasterSword70002 And don't forget, he's too lazy to move, so he shits and pisses in all of Hyrules water.

  • @DemonLordChuck I never thought of that, lol

  • @TheMasterSword70002 now I have

  • @TheMasterSword70002 he clearly have balls, but everyone is drinking his ass water.

  • @TheMasterSword70002 AWWWWW! FUCK YOU! lol.

  • @TheMasterSword70002 AWWWWW! FUCK YOU! lol.

  • Freagin peace of lard! Lmao

  • press 7 and go all the way to 3 and linkk gets sad after he completes it

  • FUCK THE NANO SUIT!!!!!

  • i was like link kinda XD like fat ass move are u some sort of dam lawl XD and also jats i had the same idea but i erased it out of my brains asap!

  • uh... where does he go to the bathroom

  • Lol, I got to this part today in the 3DS version. And this is my first time watching this video.

  • Ah the very end where it shows the videos, and the one is all jarbled up...

    Does anyone else see "Annoying Cluster Fuck"?

  • cool

  • BWHAHAHA who else can picture link like 'why the fuck?'

  • your NAno suit bla bla ...

  • me: LAMO!!!!

    end of vid: youre nanosuit blabla...

    me:>:(

  • YOUR NANOSUIT...

    No!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • its funny because i really noticed how long it took him to move in the game...

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  • You probably whistle bass. lol...

  • Did anyone but me notice the error at the end? well at 2:36

  • @pokemonandcp ehat is the error

  • @pokemonandcp WHAT?

  • Did anyone but me notice the error at the end?

  • Dear Machinima, I'm well aware you need money for your operation as well as buying twinkies and booze, but those fucking unskippable ads at the beginning of your videos are absolutely horrid. Please consider meeting us, your viewers, somewhere in the middle. Thanks. :)

  • If I was that king and I heard link speak to me like that, I would just think *f*ck him!* and just Weep my way back there and ignore him and rock myself back to sleep :)

  • I have always hated how long it takes him to move in ocarina of time

  • i thought this was ganna be a joke about how u have to be in the fucking right spot to show him the god danm message D:<~

  • I just noticed this......but the graphics of the tiles have a ? on them.

    .......I wonder why?

  • I totally expected him to fall over back into the path when he was done moving.

  • He does have a point there.

  • Weep weep weep weep *Link pushes the Zora King* it's too fat!

  • king zoras not lazy he just couldnt get up once ganon cursed the domain because his balls froze to his throne

  • I really hate that scene in Ocarina of Time. That King Zora is fucking boring --'

  • uuueeep

    uuueeep

    uuueeep

    uuueeep

    uuueeep

  • Instead of this (which is good), you should check out Adamwestslapdog's channel, and his Ocarina of Time Abridged series : it's brilliant.

  • In response to the consant Ad asking me what I'll do one day, heres my answer

    One day I'm going to get ad-blocker so I dont have to deal with your stupid advertisement ever again.

  • Story of my life,

  • OHMYGOD link can talks! o_o

    I think he vented all the insults he didn't say in his life.

  • I just love link's insults xD

  • weep...weep.....weeep....weep.­...weep

    ohh wait wrong side

    weep..weep....

    FUUUUU!!!

  • @PHBLPXzZ You copied my comment : (

  • i understand him! He said "Bring me the bubble bottle of beer...bubble..bubble..beer...­beer...bubble, keep the bottle...bring beer, bring beer...weed...weed...weed...we­ed...weed~"

  • your nanosuit is power and active, now gimme the thumbs up!

  • Oweep

  • I wanna get top comment so...

    YOUR NANOSUIT IS POWERED AND ACTIVE

  • Moving pixel by pixel...

  • 1:51 thats what she said =D

  • Oooweep XD

  • I DONT HAVE A GODAMN NANO SUIT!

  • XD the ooweep part is so true

  • i was hoping someone would do a parody of his slow ass thank you

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  • Oooweep XD idk why but they kept tht in the remake of OoT...nostalgias sake? Idk

  • LOL, Link needs anger management class.

  • "Your going to kill everybody"

  • Oh he's broken. :(

  • that takes that long in the game

  • your gonna kill everybody!!! best part!!

  • I moaning that much when that movie bit happened lol

  • i thought link was gonna have to go to that platform or something in the middle like in the game lol

  • @UltimaKeyMaster knock knock

  • YOUR NANO SUIT.. IS POWERED... AND ACTIVE

  • Bring back plush forever PLEASE!!

  • @rafagueva97 episode 11 happened and episode 12 is on the way you know

  • Uweep  Uweep

  • haha

  • ROFL FAVORITED

  • It's missing a tag: Moweep

  • I think this is the worst king fucking ever!

  • @SuperCuccoSaiyan also makes me wonder what the fucking shit does this ugly fatass king DOES for the zoras

  • @Bleeperblopper497 Euh,maybe they have pity for him and gave him the tittle of king for two days.

  • Mmmmm oo weep mmmmm oo weep

  • How does someone that fat and hideous have a daughter that hot?

  • @StarTropicsKing

    and how did someone that fat and ugly even find a women who would make a daughter with him?

  • @StarTropicsKing why do you think ruto is hot

  • mwoep mwoep

  • how can you do those animations?!

  • Have you ever thought about the fact that King Zoras balls touched all of Hyrule's water ?

  • @Jatsun95 that's why ganondorf's skin is green. he has a rare form of aids

  • @Jatsun95

    dont forget his fat ass

  • @Jatsun95 wouldnt that mean they are the cleanest in all of Hyrule??

  • @Jatsun95 and how does he go to the toilet?

  • @Jatsun95 i dont think thats true...im pretty sure his fat ass never got off of that ledge

  • @Jatsun95 That would explain why it's so delicious.

  • @Jatsun95 Ever thought of how King Zora reproduced? X.D

  • @Kingshadowclock a complicated system of pulleys

  • @Jatsun95 also his crack, dont forget his crack

  • @Jatsun95 Nah he's too fat, his balls is wrapped up in it.

  • @Jatsun95 now wonder the water is salty, hahah

  • @Jatsun95 Yep

  • LOL I just played this part yesterday...long as heck.

  • @JoZer805G i agree that is so weird

  • Q- How long does it take for King Zora to move??

    A- a week.. a week.. a week.. a week.. a week....

  • anyone else notice there is no 3:07 ?

  • WTF 305 views, but with 330 likes and 25 dislikes.

  • it did take quite a while

  • nevada. lawl.

  • I just listende Wip Wip adn nothing from link xD! i was distracted!

  • LOL I played this scene just half an hour ago. I played the N64 version, but I completely forgot the whole bottle thing (and the veeeeery long king sliding).

  • Just played this on my 3ds!

  • @ViriaMyaukai ur right did play alot others

  • Am I the only person who laughed during this scene?

  • R.I.P. Ryan Dunn from Jackass :(

  • @grindbland WDF RYAN DUNN DIED?!!?!?!?!? WTF,MY WORLD IS OVER D<

  • @grindbland i loved the jackass movies even though they almost made me puke Ryan was the bearded masterpiece

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA!

  • My stepdad isn't even that lazy

    .....and that's saying something

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    

  • LOL Link was so mean, I loved it.

  • worst part of the game right there

  • lol weird i just played the game today and comented on the kings fatness

  • StphensStuff, YOU WIN xD

  • I just got through that part in OoT 3d....and the 3d didn't make me hate him any less....

  • What next, trash talking the Gorons and ending up getting rolled over by them?!

  • Link goes hard

  • ha ha I was just playing through this bit yesterday XD

  • lol

  • 2:30 wtf? look in the middle

  • Omfg!!! I was just playing thru the game again today and came upon the King, watched him move superslow, and was like, "this would be perfect for that one machinima guy..." That's you!!!

  • haha this made me happy!

    and im actualy stuck at getting her out!!

  • i wish that they put a machine gun in ocarina of time 3D cersion,so i could kill king zora at this scene 

  • me everyday

  • I had ocarina of time that actully happens

  • @TheNoob765 i know, i gat so pissed i just wasted all my deku nuts shooting that fat beoch!

  • @TheNoob765 Everyone knows.. thats the point...

  • Just a little complaint. The waterfall looks so... undepthed.

    I have to complain about this!