i guess there is only one thing left to say.BWEEP bweep bweep bweep bweep bweep.COME ON ALREADY.bweep.I GET IT BEEP BEEP.bweep bweep bweep bweep.Oh so now youre gonna stand there and act like im not here arn't ya.bweep bweep bweep
Dear Machinima, I'm well aware you need money for your operation as well as buying twinkies and booze, but those fucking unskippable ads at the beginning of your videos are absolutely horrid. Please consider meeting us, your viewers, somewhere in the middle. Thanks. :)
If I was that king and I heard link speak to me like that, I would just think *f*ck him!* and just Weep my way back there and ignore him and rock myself back to sleep :)
i understand him! He said "Bring me the bubble bottle of beer...bubble..bubble..beer...beer...bubble, keep the bottle...bring beer, bring beer...weed...weed...weed...weed...weed~"
LOL I played this scene just half an hour ago. I played the N64 version, but I completely forgot the whole bottle thing (and the veeeeery long king sliding).
Omfg!!! I was just playing thru the game again today and came upon the King, watched him move superslow, and was like, "this would be perfect for that one machinima guy..." That's you!!!
omfg that's soo true he takes the piss to move im like JUST FUCKING FALL OFF
littleblackdemonpaw 3 days ago
bee...beezr...baae....leep....weep..weep
MrMapware364 1 week ago
LOL THIS IS LEGIT.
My 3DS was dying when I did this and he took so long to move the fuck out the way, that it died.
And then I had to charge it and watch him move again. :|
adrianinsanity 1 week ago
birdo in belly wtf?!?
Casburn21 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
itd be better if hed gotten up and walked in front and startrd over xD
DCxProductions111 3 weeks ago
weep....weep...weep...weep XD
CoolSnygg1 3 weeks ago
This is so funny I couldn't breathe
GamerN13 1 month ago
the guy making these is a genious, they're so hilarious and the art is amazing aswell
Andreas16375 1 month ago
Man, he said "You probably whistle bass."
I died.
Ihatethisshitcalled 1 month ago
i guess there is only one thing left to say.BWEEP bweep bweep bweep bweep bweep.COME ON ALREADY.bweep.I GET IT BEEP BEEP.bweep bweep bweep bweep.Oh so now youre gonna stand there and act like im not here arn't ya.bweep bweep bweep
Thundabolt2 1 month ago
King Zora wasn't too lazy, he just took an arrow to the knee
LethalConformity 1 month ago 2
So he pees in all....the hyrule water....? e.e
KhaleoNinja 1 month ago
lmao ..wow
knightshade0709 2 months ago
weep
MinecraftianLink 2 months ago 2
weep....weep...weep...weep damn it wrong side weep...weep..
nintendovspcuniverse 2 months ago 28
"You probably whistle bass"...lmao well done
bionicRod 2 months ago
Lol
lozplyr89 3 months ago
I was eating while he moved!
BeautyArmenian 3 months ago
Slow and steady wins the race, and in this case pisses off Link
Shazamiam1224 3 months ago
Link:i bet theres ten times the dungen in you then jaba jabas belly
Zora king:owheep
Mursamune9999 4 months ago
dialogue is similar to my thoughts throughout the game
ubermaster94 4 months ago
I always tend to make a sammich when I get up to this part.
bellacutie2 4 months ago
While waiting...owl enters LINK Im glad your here I need to give you pointless infromation!
PS3Man141 4 months ago
I like this Link more than the one in Ocarina of Time. :D
FireFox2000000 4 months ago
Hey LINK HAS MORE THAN 3 HEARTS!!!!
starkiller1289 4 months ago
Entire video is fake, Link doesn't talk
Dragpk7 4 months ago
@Dragpk7 Gay troll is gay.
GuitarGuy057 4 months ago
@GuitarGuy057 well its a joke...and a fact. But alright.
Dragpk7 4 months ago
Your gonna kill everybody
LOL!!
0415alexis 4 months ago
Poke him with a deku stick
hybridwolf55 4 months ago
DO A BARREL ROOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDDD LOOOLLL
KiteNekko 4 months ago
funiest one by far!
TheTruewielder 4 months ago
We feel your pain link and XD MasterSword that now makes me afraid to take any water from the lake lol
Lokkii64 5 months ago
the zora king actullay doesn't have arms, but that's okay because it's hard to notice.
coralbrain91 5 months ago
Think of the children.... Oh wait, no need. He already ate them
buttermen1 5 months ago
Boomhauer much?
TheJakeman117 5 months ago
beepla bers z.oras
millieb3 5 months ago
Whoa Josh Pursley does this? doesn't sound like him haha
goshootyourself1 5 months ago
@goshootyourself1 Yes I do do the voices for these :3 I'm suprised to see that someone knows me on here XD
Daluthe 4 months ago
IT seriously took that long to move over i hated it
narapuppetmaster 6 months ago
@narapuppetmaster you know you have a dick up your ass and can't take a joke when...
XxIcYGoDxX 6 months ago
that was one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen. holy crap. i think im gonna pass out from laughing
Beowulf136 6 months ago
ever considered that king zora's balls touch all of hyrules water?!
TheMasterSword70002 7 months ago 144
@TheMasterSword70002 Not all of it, some of it goes around his ass. ;D
BriarClaw 6 months ago
@TheMasterSword70002 Not to mention he probably uses that water as his personal toilet. I don't imagine he'd get up for that.
gekkman34 3 months ago
@TheMasterSword70002
Favorited this video because your comment made me laugh
rubbaduck4luck 2 months ago
@rubbaduck4luck haha thanks i always wanted top comment
TheMasterSword70002 2 months ago
@TheMasterSword70002 And don't forget, he's too lazy to move, so he shits and pisses in all of Hyrules water.
DemonLordChuck 1 month ago 2
@DemonLordChuck I never thought of that, lol
Stuff4Nubs 1 month ago
@TheMasterSword70002 now I have
LoZfanguy 3 weeks ago
@TheMasterSword70002 he clearly have balls, but everyone is drinking his ass water.
UngodlyMystic 2 weeks ago
@TheMasterSword70002 AWWWWW! FUCK YOU! lol.
VolvagiaFreak 2 weeks ago
@TheMasterSword70002 AWWWWW! FUCK YOU! lol.
VolvagiaFreak 2 weeks ago
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@TheMasterSword70002 AWWWWW! FUCK YOU! lol.
VolvagiaFreak 2 weeks ago
Freagin peace of lard! Lmao
Themadgamer3 7 months ago
press 7 and go all the way to 3 and linkk gets sad after he completes it
MrLegomoviemaker 7 months ago
FUCK THE NANO SUIT!!!!!
sergiostudios 8 months ago
i was like link kinda XD like fat ass move are u some sort of dam lawl XD and also jats i had the same idea but i erased it out of my brains asap!
miciso666 8 months ago
uh... where does he go to the bathroom
babbit09 8 months ago
Lol, I got to this part today in the 3DS version. And this is my first time watching this video.
Pokebob1 8 months ago
Ah the very end where it shows the videos, and the one is all jarbled up...
Does anyone else see "Annoying Cluster Fuck"?
NerdyTheChicken 8 months ago
cool
andrewleishey 8 months ago
BWHAHAHA who else can picture link like 'why the fuck?'
killerspiderwebs 8 months ago
your NAno suit bla bla ...
johnnyrosales1990 8 months ago
me: LAMO!!!!
end of vid: youre nanosuit blabla...
me:>:(
MegaGrassman 8 months ago
YOUR NANOSUIT...
No!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
mhrfg 8 months ago
its funny because i really noticed how long it took him to move in the game...
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xXCrypticWoWXx 8 months ago
You probably whistle bass. lol...
underman8000 8 months ago
Did anyone but me notice the error at the end? well at 2:36
pokemonandcp 8 months ago
@pokemonandcp ehat is the error
carlunddeininger 8 months ago
@pokemonandcp WHAT?
Linkfan0001 8 months ago
Did anyone but me notice the error at the end?
pokemonandcp 8 months ago
Dear Machinima, I'm well aware you need money for your operation as well as buying twinkies and booze, but those fucking unskippable ads at the beginning of your videos are absolutely horrid. Please consider meeting us, your viewers, somewhere in the middle. Thanks. :)
Chaos876 8 months ago
If I was that king and I heard link speak to me like that, I would just think *f*ck him!* and just Weep my way back there and ignore him and rock myself back to sleep :)
MrBoegela 8 months ago
I have always hated how long it takes him to move in ocarina of time
crazyflaps169 8 months ago
i thought this was ganna be a joke about how u have to be in the fucking right spot to show him the god danm message D:<~
TheOriginalTwichty 8 months ago
I just noticed this......but the graphics of the tiles have a ? on them.
.......I wonder why?
as303298 8 months ago
I totally expected him to fall over back into the path when he was done moving.
Azakamak2401 8 months ago
He does have a point there.
pippo17173 8 months ago
Weep weep weep weep *Link pushes the Zora King* it's too fat!
SwiftCracker 8 months ago
king zoras not lazy he just couldnt get up once ganon cursed the domain because his balls froze to his throne
Geeberg25 8 months ago 29
I really hate that scene in Ocarina of Time. That King Zora is fucking boring --'
0076410 8 months ago
uuueeep
uuueeep
uuueeep
uuueeep
uuueeep
Tounushi 8 months ago 2
Instead of this (which is good), you should check out Adamwestslapdog's channel, and his Ocarina of Time Abridged series : it's brilliant.
Watanuki67 8 months ago
In response to the consant Ad asking me what I'll do one day, heres my answer
One day I'm going to get ad-blocker so I dont have to deal with your stupid advertisement ever again.
Thejin2027 8 months ago
Story of my life,
twixiechick 8 months ago 2
OHMYGOD link can talks! o_o
I think he vented all the insults he didn't say in his life.
Akrime 8 months ago 2
I just love link's insults xD
Kinbir 8 months ago
weep...weep.....weeep....weep....weep
ohh wait wrong side
weep..weep....
FUUUUU!!!
PHBLPXzZ 8 months ago 83
@PHBLPXzZ You copied my comment : (
StephensStuff 8 months ago
i understand him! He said "Bring me the bubble bottle of beer...bubble..bubble..beer...beer...bubble, keep the bottle...bring beer, bring beer...weed...weed...weed...weed...weed~"
Nadeshikoslove 8 months ago
your nanosuit is power and active, now gimme the thumbs up!
ishootthem 8 months ago
Oweep
zombinukzz 8 months ago
I wanna get top comment so...
YOUR NANOSUIT IS POWERED AND ACTIVE
8neoboy 8 months ago
Moving pixel by pixel...
EnvyChase 8 months ago
1:51 thats what she said =D
JesusDidNotRespawn 8 months ago
Oooweep XD
xXxFeliciaLuhvxXx 8 months ago
I DONT HAVE A GODAMN NANO SUIT!
DJlights640 8 months ago
XD the ooweep part is so true
KingGhidorah5464 8 months ago
i was hoping someone would do a parody of his slow ass thank you
xael18 8 months ago
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xael18 8 months ago
Oooweep XD idk why but they kept tht in the remake of OoT...nostalgias sake? Idk
Kanzuko 8 months ago
LOL, Link needs anger management class.
RoseBell69 8 months ago
"Your going to kill everybody"
Shaq1137 8 months ago
Oh he's broken. :(
CodWiiForums 8 months ago
that takes that long in the game
corey3441 8 months ago
your gonna kill everybody!!! best part!!
elmorox35 8 months ago
I moaning that much when that movie bit happened lol
WeeTommo224 8 months ago
i thought link was gonna have to go to that platform or something in the middle like in the game lol
NinjaApe101 8 months ago
@UltimaKeyMaster knock knock
ps2man38 8 months ago
YOUR NANO SUIT.. IS POWERED... AND ACTIVE
unknownsirz 8 months ago
Bring back plush forever PLEASE!!
rafagueva97 8 months ago 61
@rafagueva97 episode 11 happened and episode 12 is on the way you know
linkachu1000 4 months ago
Uweep Uweep
rivvion 8 months ago
haha
SirPreyasThe619 8 months ago
ROFL FAVORITED
xboxer808 8 months ago
It's missing a tag: Moweep
shinyriolu21 8 months ago
I think this is the worst king fucking ever!
SuperCuccoSaiyan 8 months ago
@SuperCuccoSaiyan also makes me wonder what the fucking shit does this ugly fatass king DOES for the zoras
Bleeperblopper497 8 months ago
@Bleeperblopper497 Euh,maybe they have pity for him and gave him the tittle of king for two days.
SuperCuccoSaiyan 8 months ago
Mmmmm oo weep mmmmm oo weep
TacoShellzz 8 months ago
How does someone that fat and hideous have a daughter that hot?
StarTropicsKing 8 months ago 2
@StarTropicsKing
and how did someone that fat and ugly even find a women who would make a daughter with him?
rjchp7sbiggestfan 8 months ago
@StarTropicsKing why do you think ruto is hot
juanandjosephtv2 8 months ago
mwoep mwoep
DiePinguinEnte 8 months ago
how can you do those animations?!
ricky6jo 8 months ago
Have you ever thought about the fact that King Zoras balls touched all of Hyrule's water ?
Jatsun95 8 months ago 178
@Jatsun95 that's why ganondorf's skin is green. he has a rare form of aids
igetboredproductions 8 months ago
@Jatsun95
dont forget his fat ass
LegendarySilverWolf 8 months ago
@Jatsun95 wouldnt that mean they are the cleanest in all of Hyrule??
MrGetBodied 8 months ago 2
@Jatsun95 and how does he go to the toilet?
rockFOXYlobster 8 months ago
@Jatsun95 i dont think thats true...im pretty sure his fat ass never got off of that ledge
EllioPellio 8 months ago
@Jatsun95 That would explain why it's so delicious.
SarcasticApathy 8 months ago
@Jatsun95 Ever thought of how King Zora reproduced? X.D
Kingshadowclock 8 months ago
@Kingshadowclock a complicated system of pulleys
SirMatt30 8 months ago
@Jatsun95 also his crack, dont forget his crack
666blackdeath 8 months ago
@Jatsun95 Nah he's too fat, his balls is wrapped up in it.
Kyle21436587 8 months ago
@Jatsun95 now wonder the water is salty, hahah
johnnyrosales1990 8 months ago
@Jatsun95 Yep
ReimuHakureiShrine 8 months ago
LOL I just played this part yesterday...long as heck.
MannyDark 8 months ago
@JoZer805G i agree that is so weird
DarkLordMid 8 months ago
Q- How long does it take for King Zora to move??
A- a week.. a week.. a week.. a week.. a week....
Jatsun95 8 months ago 3
anyone else notice there is no 3:07 ?
LighSpectrum 8 months ago
WTF 305 views, but with 330 likes and 25 dislikes.
JoZer805G 8 months ago
it did take quite a while
beatlekid123 8 months ago
nevada. lawl.
BlueKyuubi63 8 months ago
I just listende Wip Wip adn nothing from link xD! i was distracted!
picachux9 8 months ago
LOL I played this scene just half an hour ago. I played the N64 version, but I completely forgot the whole bottle thing (and the veeeeery long king sliding).
KuroJoestar 8 months ago
Just played this on my 3ds!
MartyzNO 8 months ago
@ViriaMyaukai ur right did play alot others
RJmacpot720 8 months ago
Am I the only person who laughed during this scene?
Darkot1 8 months ago
R.I.P. Ryan Dunn from Jackass :(
grindbland 8 months ago
@grindbland WDF RYAN DUNN DIED?!!?!?!?!? WTF,MY WORLD IS OVER D<
sarteron 8 months ago
@grindbland i loved the jackass movies even though they almost made me puke Ryan was the bearded masterpiece
erazor96 8 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Linkfiremblemace 8 months ago
My stepdad isn't even that lazy
.....and that's saying something
animeSNES 8 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GreenFong15 8 months ago
LOL Link was so mean, I loved it.
KasaneTetoTwinDrills 8 months ago
worst part of the game right there
BubblesTheMushroom 8 months ago
lol weird i just played the game today and comented on the kings fatness
6alool876 8 months ago
StphensStuff, YOU WIN xD
FANdeAZURA 8 months ago
I just got through that part in OoT 3d....and the 3d didn't make me hate him any less....
Michael8414 8 months ago 5
What next, trash talking the Gorons and ending up getting rolled over by them?!
NetMoverSitan 8 months ago
Link goes hard
darkshade219 8 months ago
ha ha I was just playing through this bit yesterday XD
ownage182 8 months ago
lol
ShadowRogueZX 8 months ago
2:30 wtf? look in the middle
saqibahmad246 8 months ago
Omfg!!! I was just playing thru the game again today and came upon the King, watched him move superslow, and was like, "this would be perfect for that one machinima guy..." That's you!!!
xCASTLEDOOMx 8 months ago
haha this made me happy!
and im actualy stuck at getting her out!!
daisyfacefox 8 months ago
i wish that they put a machine gun in ocarina of time 3D cersion,so i could kill king zora at this scene
0076410 8 months ago
me everyday
dragonegg2603 8 months ago
I had ocarina of time that actully happens
TheNoob765 8 months ago
@TheNoob765 i know, i gat so pissed i just wasted all my deku nuts shooting that fat beoch!
pinopika 8 months ago
@TheNoob765 Everyone knows.. thats the point...
MrMasterBoop 8 months ago
Just a little complaint. The waterfall looks so... undepthed.
I have to complain about this!
TNinja0 8 months ago 2