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  • what happens when a girl gives you her number but doesnt pick up

  • one i get constantly is "hey i really like you and all, but i wanna see how things go with mike."  /foreveralone

  • well when a girl says "HELL NO, FUCK OFF DOES THAT COUNT"

  • and your mom does too! Lol! Hahaha

  • i watched pretty much every video yall have and now im going to try and ask out this girl thats in my chemistry class tuesday. i have waited over a semester to do it and now i have the confedance to do it i will tell what happends tuesday night

  • @triple56m tell me what happens dude lol

  • @triple56m she has a bf haha go figure

  • "i only date swimmers" and where is this girl??

  • Girls say they'd like a guy to be nice and romantic but what they really want is a rich guy who doesn´t ask them for permission and just tease them and take them pretty straight forward and relatively as fast as possible. Bitches!

  • I I I know I'll Mary now thanks winggirl

  • wanna see how ugly i am in my videos you don't have to

  • Haha,all I said was thank you, then laughed it off like he just said a joke XD

  • i kissed the wing girls #threw a computer

    

  • "I'm not fully over this one guy.."

    "I'll think about it!"

    story of /my/ life.

  • the i need to be single right now line i knew a girl who says that shit all the dame time

  • You W.Girls ROCK!!!! I LOVE YOU **************

  • "I only date black guys" Story of MY life

  • i did a sandwich

  • Hey guys, just dont care about girls, make a good life for yourself, make sexy body, and they will come after you:)

  • stay thirsty my friends

  • "my sponsers *points to boobs*

  • "i only date white guys" o ok, wait i am white...

  • "i have too much going on in my life right now"

    -_- FML

  • I don't think she could say that: i am a swimmer.

  • friendships last longer than relationships

  • Most nerds would consider this their first kiss lol

  • "I just ate a sandwich."

    I laughed a little too hard at that.

  • Would "im not ready for a relationship quite yet" count

  • Everything in the video . . .

    That's what SHE said!

  • I wish you two were my older sisters!

  • Racism...

  • lame

  • i just got a job at whole foods too...

  • I love Jet's Joan Jett wig!!

  • a girl said to me " i like you and all ... it's just. you've never had a girlfriend" does that count?

  • A girl said " I got a boyfriend" to me now I feel heart broken. Thanks wing girls for making me alive

  • i only date whit guys always happens to me

  • That escalated quickly. I mean things really got out of hand.

  • These girls are funny!~

  • im a swimmer :3

  • I LOVE YOU STAR!!!!

  • "I'm afraid of going out will hurt our friendship and i value that". Could there be a more painful lie than that?

  • i dident kiss them, i ate their heads!

  • @redasher lol niceeeeee

  • this was not helpful at all.

  • What if you've never been rejected? I mean I had a girl turn me down once way back in HS, saying "I just don't see you that way" and I was like "Sure, but you will." smiled, and left it at that, then she had sex with me hundreds of times over about 2 years anyways. I'm not even sure that counts as a rejection, I mean really, what happened there?

  • one that i asked out replied ill get back to you on that... damn it.

  • so... was talking about how cute the girl i have a major crush on(she caught my eye first day) is and ma classmate told her and she smiled i talked to her about her glassess and got her name gonna ask about her

  • i say i just ate a sandwich if a girl i like ask me out

  • And then theres the classic 

    "Well your nice and all but....*Long Silence*

    hahaha

  • @Florey96 could there be ANY other most used than this one? well done.

  • i kissed the screen...

  • i kissed the screen at the end lol awkward

  • these girls are really sweet!! its good to have them in this world!!!!

  • If u hotties still look at these comments pls txt me at 9198307352 and I kissed the screen when u kissed it :)

  • i asked my friend out once...

    Me: "I really like you... Do you want to go out?"

    Friend: "Ummmm.... I don't not un-want to not do that, reversed 2 times...?"

    Me: "You don't want to..."

    Friend: "Yeah..."

  • @brainwasher3000 4 negative words means yes. Don't not unwant to not means yes. haha

  • @brainwasher3000 And then you tell her: "Well grow some fucking balls and say so!"

  • @The789LEGENDKILLER not funny

    

  • "I only date white guys" - story of my life

  • @1mclovin2 Ive seen it.

  • me:wanna go out

    her: i only like dicks not no dicks

  • I'm in middle school, a boy asked me to the dance and the first thing that came to mind was "I didn't know we were having a dance." Then he told me about it and then i said "er...I don't know if i can go" when i was thinking "Please leave me alone, we're FRIENDS. SO SHUT UP!" It was terrible, i eventually ended up not answering him because i was aved by the bell, i finally told him no when we were actually at the dance. do you have any tips on how to say no if someone asks you to dance?

  • THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! xD

    and informative too :D

  • the worst one hey want to go see a movie

    im on my period

    but wont it stop soon

    idk will you leave me alone soon

    holly shit i you could of said it would be awkward or something

    told you so

  • @luken551 this is not the worst way actually she can play with you to send a naked pic and she posts it on you wall and posts it on normal fb i dont like my past its bad

  • I'm a swimmer

  • Epic face 1:34

  • I want to fuck star hard up the ass

  • Damn it i thought she really only dated jews!

  • so if she says you're like a big brother...you're saying there's NO chance EVER of winning her over? even drastic changes?

  • women suck at comedy

  • 1:37 so cute!

  • fack you im whit and swimmer

  • omg i want the girl on the right....wat is ur name u little brat!

  • @dlawso77 yo dude, me n u on a dark nite.. i want seconds. there jewish n american so shell still b sexy if a train hits her - x

  • @TheHisham1991 lol....nah i dont want a train to hit her...she is sexy tho...i love the laff and the eyes....i wonder wat state their in?

  • i wanna hug the wing girls

  • So Star likes Swimming Republican Christian/Jewish guys

  • Star is cute (:: <3 sometimes she reminds me about jessica alba (: <3

  • Another one is my parents won't let me date

  • 1:56 best part eva

  • I didn't realize that every girl was either racsist or punk lol and....OMG IT SELENA GOMEZ 1:35

  • @UncheckedIrony a person's sexual preference is not racist. it's okay not to be attracted to a person based on there height, length of hair, gender or race.

  • 0:42 mmmm racist :/

  • @Wing2000Man how is a personal sexual preference racist. are straight people homophobic??

  • What if they say "I dont like you"

  • Ok, here is my situation. About 1 or 2 years ago she said that we are like brother and sister (AKA she doesnt like me). But now recently she has been giving some signs of liking me. I like her. What should i do???

  • Aside from Jewish I'm all I only date ones

  • " I might be going back to the palace and I don't want to get attached to anyone." Haha! Made my night.

  • why cant girls ever be real?

  • Me: want to go out?

    Her: I just ate a sandwich.

  • 1:30 most hilarious part! haha... gotta love Jet! :)

  • @Jordanrocksgh

    She dosnt know (obviously) or there is another guy. I would wait and say when you are free tell me the time. And leve it at that.

  • What if she just says maybe?

  • so i ask a girl if she wanted to go to the movies sometime and she said yes. so about a week later i was like awhen are you going to be free on a friday so we can go. but she replied idk yet. so i ask again a week later. she said idk yet. does that mean she dont like me?

  • lol i got i value our freindship

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  • What if the girl says i dont want a relationship right now?

  • @DaySonata if a girl says she dont want a relationship rite now she does not like you for real! im serious a girl will jump at the opportunity to be with a guy at any time if she likes you

  • I asked her to dinner. She said yes. Then she changed her mind a few days later. Now she gives me big smiles. WTF?

  • @JoshRom she wants u to try harder? or not. :D just ask her wats up wit that

  • You only date white republican Jewish (I'm assuming race) cristian swimming men.... Wow lolololololol you girls rock.... Pls read other comments

  • I tried being best friends with her best friend, but now her friend likes me...

  • A lot of these are just variations.

  • Ive also heard ''i dont want a boy freind'' is that the same?

  • @berto0666 yeah, kinda. it means dont try at the least. :)

  • Great brit accent :D

  • U r awesome

  • Hear that beep? That's the sound of your relationship flatlining!

  • I love the " and ur mom does to " lol

  • Some of these are hillarious.

  • So thats why every girl I ask to go out with say they have a boyfriend.

  • OMG all your videos CRACK ME UP

  • Im a swimmer! :D

  • "hey, do you want to go out?"

    "I just ate a sandwich."

  • @Crystal2193 AHAHAHAHAHHA. that just made my night.

  • hey for you star, i'll be jewish, christian, and a swimmer

  • i'm doing alot of house repairs HHAAHAH

  • i bet she really does only date white guys

  • its fine, because she can't say no if she's unconscious...

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  • They get me with the sandwich line every time....

  • The girl i like said i dont know over and over and im like wtf

  • Her: "I only date white guys"

    Me: "yes!"

    Her:I only date Republicans"

    Me:yes!"

    Her:"I only date Jewish guys"

    Me:"Awwwww"

    Her:"I only date christians"

    Me:"Wait, what? Dams, you change your mind often"

  • the best and easiest way to tell if a girl likes you is to so if she gets jealous when you hang out with a different women. The other girl has to be equally or better looking than her though, if the girl is uglier it wont work

  • i just ate a sandwich.

    seriously? what girl will reject anyone like that? haha i mean really...

  • I got 1:36 a few times. It sucks

  • @redphantom85617 me too. I don't know why they make me believe they like me, text me til 3 a.m., spend almost every waking hour with me, give me every kind of looks and smiles, and then they're "I don't want to ruin our friendship blablabla". Don't they know that they actually DO just that? I think she's a bitch afterwards and nothing could ever change that. Dude...

  • I asked a girl out but.

    Me: Wanna go out.

    Her: Oh sorry but, I only date men.

    Me: shat myself.

  • @supaJWS12 your ganna need some ice for that burn bro

  • @supaJWS12 This comment made my week xD I love you xDD

  • @supaJWS12 LMFAO srry breh

  • this is funny, AND helpful!

  • girl on left = double bagger

    girl on right = sexxxxxy

  • even if she isn't into you. you could still be in to her :--- >>> O

  • @Bullpuma That's rape...not cool...

  • @trumpeterjen not if she asks for payment :)

  • @Bullpuma Just don't ever use that line on a girl...trust me...

    *is still uneasy*

  • why did the fat girl say i just got a job at whole foods....haha lol(no offence i just didnt know how to wrod it different)

  • ROFL @ i just got a job at whole foods.

  • I use 0:33 , 1:25 , and 1:35 alot!

  • o:48 epic face

    

  • I have said "you're like a brother to me" when I know i'd never go there. It works but its like a compliment at the same time as rejection. lol

  • 1:30 LMFAO

  • I gave this girl a letter, it was sort of a confession letter saying how much I liked her... and she straight up told me via text; "Not trying to be mean but I don't like you like that!" ... I was kinda shocked considering that I thought she was gonna say one of yall's examples! Oh well!

  • I HATE HER LOL!

  • U know what girls?? If u said - "I have a penis" We'll look at u in horror and back away

  • Im a girl and I am forced to use the friendship one all the time... Guys, we only say these things because we dont wanna be straight up and hurt your feelings.

    1:15 made me laugh.. Haha Im gonna use that one.

  • oh snap! I had that friendship one!!!! argh!!!

  • wft Jews

  • Lol I loved how you were starting out with some serious ones, and then ::facepalm::

  • @money25bst That's fucked

  • 1:43 LMFAO

  • Wait what if she sais she ish sorta kinda likes you...??? idk wtf that means :P :(

  • @CameronSnowBoarding It means that you are a fucking loser that needs to move on.

  • @DanielDamascusKimery it means ure jelos :) go back to playin nerdy star wars games i can tell ure alone -_-

  • @Oothatguy97oO I find your powers of perception highly dubious seeing as how I don't even like star wars and as for loneliness go look at my picture and go look in the mirror then tell me who is lonely. The difference between me and you is I watched this for a laugh and you watched it for advice. I'm going to get back to my family now. Enjoy spending thanks giving alone jerking off to internet porn and wondering why girls don't want you ok.