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  • Yeah she might have been lucky not to have her arse kicked....but the guard's reaction was pretty funny though. Oh the English and their dry humor...

  • I would of cut her fucking foreign head off, stupid wench.

  • Any bets that she is uneducated, unemployed and living on benefits?

  • FUMING

    

  • Let the political debate commence!

    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

  • Bad-ass uniform.

  • cool

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  • 0:13 she touched him, that's why he looked.

  • The uploader needs to look up the definition of 'furious'.

  • why is she so fat? .. Why touch him? Douchebags!

  • What part was he furious

  • that is what counts for furious in britain, i do love our county sometimes

  • I give her props! She staired him down before she ran away lol

  • Was she blushing?

  • Is that guy wearing a knight helmet? Wtf

  • He didn't have a problem until she touched him. Lesson: Don't touch the guards!

  • You touched him, bad idea.

  • Look at the ground next to the guard's right foot at the beginning (pause it). For a second I thought he was hovering in place!!

  • I think it's funny the way he turned he's head, like one of thoses toy soliders or some kind of robot, couldn't stop laughin.

  • I think its funny when tourists go up to and mock a trained, loyal and frankly, deadly soldier, who is holding an exposed weapon. Most Brits know to stay the hell away XD

  • In the most polite way I can think of saying this, that is for me the best "fuck off" ever.

  • THE ART OF SAYING "FUCK OFF" WITHOUT SPEAKING.GOTTA LOVE IT

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  • I guess I'm furious too when someone invades my space.

  • "Oh I'm sorry, didn't see you there!"

  • Anyone else notice how much Anna blushed at the end when walking back?  Damn, her face was RED! :)

  • I am amazed at how stupid some tourists are. Show some respect.

    Correct title for the video - change to ' tourist behaving like an ignorant fool and stupid enough to put it on youtube'.

  • He's cool

  • I'm sorry, what characterises him as "furious"? Turning his head?

  • Do these ignorant tourists have no manners?? Invading someone's personal space like this is just ignorant...and makes the tourist look a fool.

  • Do not get near them they can pretty much bash your head in if you touch them.

  • What a cool move he made! :D

  • @streetracerm5 calm, collected. Just enough to say "wohh there, Madam." Good job all round!

  • Immature bitch

  • I wonder if I could get one of them to laugh

  • Is it true that british guards wont move or do anything unless you touch or throw something at them, Im just wondering?

  • @ZombieSlayer918 Touch them or throw something at them they can shoot you outright and they are not allowed to laugh or move, unless it's to move someone away 

  • @mettalicamad Ahhh ok, I was just wondering cause out of everything Ive seen these fuckers never move

  • @ZombieSlayer918 Please don't refer to our soldiers as "fuckers".

  • @mcskinny123 Whoops sorry man, I didnt mean any offense by it guess I forgot not everyone talks like the south

  • @ZombieSlayer918 the only time they move (when on duty) is going to or coming from their patroling area, telling someone to move/get back etc. shoot if neccarcerry etc. other than that, their r still, these guys deserve a medal

  • Why does that fat women have to touch the guard? Infact... Why does everybody have to touch them, they are not allowed to do so.

  • fuck these clown ass guards man

  • @BeatMRT how about fuck this clown ass BeatMRT man!

  • @BeatMRT say that to their face =)

  • Twat this twat that, lol that word is adorable when you guys ay it.

  • Lol he looks like the emperor' personal guards for star wars

  • what did 4truthjusticefreedom say?

  • They are allowed tho say two thing: "Don't touch me!" or (even worse..for the unsuspecting toutist getting too close) "MOVE AWAY FROM THE QUEEN'S GUARD!" What you all have to think of is, these are serving soldiers...if they're not in dressed in Regilia, they do serve at the front ( recently most of them in Afghanistan()

  • dont touch the guy, i think that is normal. also, if you do touch him he is lible to stick that sword in a very delicate place and turn you into a lollypop. think about it

  • She made the mistake of touching.

  • try that in tianenmen square

  • they have orders to attack and kill dont push your luck to far.

  • I want one :O

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  • @boxermaf You sir, are a fool!

  • @boxermaf haahahahahahahahaaha LOLLLL ur funny!!!! what a troll, mate for a second i thought u was for real, stop trolling go to afghan and iraq and fight if u give a shit

  • @boxermaf What a load of crap. Would you have the courage to do what those soldiers do? Easy to sit at your computer and criticise. Read their history. They are men of standards. It seems that it is the Taliban that are killing and terrorising the poor people of Afghanistan and not the British soldier. Bet you are not half the man that they are.

  • @dibble419 I'm man enough to write funny comments on youtube rather than waste my time killing.

  • @dibble419 It takes Courage to be a Guard? It take an IDIOT to Be a Guard protecting criminal Elites who are AGAINST The Peoples best interest and have been all throughout History. Do you bow down to the Queen? Do you think your people are Free? Later slave.

  • @4truthjusticefreedom

    ummm take your meds now ....

  • @4truthjusticefreedom Please, get out of your mums basement fucking idiot. Im no slave to the queen, if anything she does us a favour by bringing in toursim.

    Oh and to say we pay for the queen is ridiculous, i could buy a loaf of bread for what i give to her. What she gives back is ridiculous amount of money in toursim.

  • @4truthjusticefreedom And pray tell us what great bastion of freedom are you from?

  • @4truthjusticefreedom Let me lay down some facts for you.

    The Civil List cost the UK £14.1m last year. That's a lot of money to give away.

    But wait! There's more!

    The revenue generated by the Crown Estate (that being all the holdings of the monarchy) was in excess of £200m last year. Where does this go, to the monarchy, it's owners?

  • @4truthjusticefreedom Like hell it does! That goes straight into the Treasury's coffers due to an agreement dating from 1760 where an indebted king signed over all revenue from his lands in exchange for the civil list. Now it generates income 15 times greater than the cost of the civil list.

    Also, at a conservative estimate, tourism as a direct result of the monarchy (and ask most tourists, it's a BIG incentive to visit our country) is in excess of £7 BILLION pounds to the economy per annum.

  • @4truthjusticefreedom So do I bow down to the Queen? I would in her presence. Do I think I'm free? Hell yes. The monarchy has little to no executive power these days, it is a rubber stamp for our government.

    Do I think we should have a monarchy? You damn well bet I do. The monarchy is the embodiment of our nation, it has been a part of our system of government for almost a millennium and I don't see any reason why it should change now.

    Plus the Queen is an adorable old lady.

  • @AntNorwe

    Yeah thats what I'm talking about, I agree, we need to go back to Monarchy's!

    I mean the current world system or oligarchies ruling in our countries under fake democracies, isn't bad enough. So why stop there, how about if we start enslaving black folks again don't you think? How about moving back into caves????

  • @AntNorwe

    'The Queen Has little to no executive power these days.'

    You need to familiarise yourself with the British constitution, in particular, the Royal Prerogative, Royal Assent and Orders in Council.

  • @briefboyz I think the point he is making, is that she won't use her power, unless the country asks her too.

    To be honest, if you seriously think the population of the United Kingdom will want the monarchy to make way for a republic, your deluded.

  • @bebill2

    I have re-read my post several times and still cannot fathom how you could consider it as supporting republicanism.

    It was my intention to show that The Queen has alot of power, that she doesn't use it doesn't mean it can't be used. In essence The Queen has as much power as Charles II had in 1660. It is just that some of that power has been devolved to the Prime Minister but it still belongs to the Crown.

  • @briefboyz What would you have rather have than the Queen as the head of state then? A president?

    It can be used, but it won't be unless the country supports her. Give me an example of what the Queen will do then?

  • @bebill2

    The Queen as Head of State is an historic fact; I see no better system of Head of Government throughout the world, therefore I see no reason to change.

    In regards to use of the Royal Prerogative, Royal Assent and Orders in Council; they are used every day by The Queen. Proof of this can be found through the UK Parliament website and the Privy Council website

  • @briefboyz Well then, erm?

    My argument was summed up in your first paragraph, so

    TOUCHÉ GOOD SIR!

  • @bebill2

    What are you talking about? Re-read all my posts and tell me where I was arguing that I was against the monarchy.

    The whole reason for my posts was to discuss the power of the monarch not the desirability of having one.

    Are you really so stupid that you can't understand the discussion you are taking part in but then claim success in it as well?

  • @briefboyz thats what yo mamma said

  • @bebill2

    When your argument fails and wit and sarcasm are beyond you, go for insult; it is the refuge of the uneducated.

  • @briefboyz Funny that, for someone being raised on the estates of Croydon, i seem to have a decent education my friend.

    So please, take your pompous undeserving attitude somewhere else. I for one, don't care for you.

  • @bebill2

    I can only judge your intellect from the posts that you have made, thus far I would say that the teaching you received at school has more the appearance of an education than the substance of one.

    For instance, can someone be your friend when you state that you don't care for them?

  • @briefboyz Why are you so condesending? What gives you the right to speak down to me? Your human, like me. Your not above me in any way, so please remove the stick from your ass and get real.

    Yes they can actually. You never stated why you 'don't care for them' could be down to many superficial reasons, that real friendship should prevail through.

  • @bebill2

    Calm down, you are verging on the hysterical.

    Let me remind you of some of your previous quotes: -

    'Thats (sic) what yo (sic) mamma said' 'Take your pompous undeserving attitude somewhere else. I for one don't care for you.'

    Besides illustrating that you could be accused of 'speaking down' it proves that I never said, 'I for one don't care for you', you did - were your reasons superficial?

    It would appear that your comprehensive school education wasn't that comprehensive.

  • @AntNorwe Agreed. Hoping she's alive and well for her Platinum Jubilee in 2022!

  • @AntNorwe The queen and all the royals should be shot.The country is fucked and they swan around without a care in the world.Fuck the queen in the ass and all her bastard offspring,execute them and redistribute the wealth.Fucking parasites and thankfully 75 percent of the uk want rid of the fuckers.

  • @victormusictechnique you are a wretch you dont even deserve to hold a bloody passport people like you are whats wrong with this country if you dont like it then fuck off im sick of you pricks the royal family does more for this country than you have ever done just look back at history, TWAT

  • @MultiUiop ha ha ha your funny...keep it up.The Royal family had to be begged to go to Princes Diana's funeral.Tony Blair had abot 5 meetings with the queen stating she should attend,she did not want to.She only changed her mind when she was told the publiuc will take a very dim view of her actions and she was suprised to learn at that time 65% of the uk wanted them gone.She is a CUNT like most who support her.I will celebrate when the CUNT croaks it.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH

  • @victormusictechnique you im guessing are not truly british i wish what you just said was treason i would take pleasure in being in that firing squad. I dont think you relise that without the royal family around britain wouldnt be the place it is today.

  • @MultiUiop I know men and women who are from commonwealth countries who deserve your slot in this country and many of them would be glad of it. The Royal Family represents more than Great Britain they represent the commmonwealth and i cant see a future without them you seem to forget every family has its downsides i bet yours isnt percect CUNT.

  • @MultiUiop how sad are you licking the ass of the royal family like they would even spit on you if you were on fire.The queen and all her bastard drags on society are shit on my shoe and should be executed.

    I bet you that far in the closet you are having adventures in NARNIA...FAG

  • @victormusictechnique Your language and rush to homophobic abuse says a lot about your (lack of) character. You're an embarrassment to man kind and all the proof I'll ever need that there is no God. On the off chance there is, he fucked up majorly with you.

  • @TheDocGoblin ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz sorry you put me to sleep there.Go lick the queens rectum.

  • @victormusictechnique Another stellar reply. Honestly, you're a good argument for mandatory abortions.

  • @TheDocGoblin Just so you know I don't really get into arguements with the mentally retarded-there is little point you see.Goodbye you 'royal' family shit kisser pucker up buttercup.I think we should have prince philip permanently mic'd up 24/7 just so we can all have a laugh at his racist,totally unaware of the world shite he spews with ease lol goodbye dumbass

  • @victormusictechnique That's a cop out if I ever saw it. The irony you would call prince Phillip out over his racist comments hours after you hit another member with a barrage of homophobic abuse followed by a degrading comment about disabled people is too much. Go have a wash you dirty little ingrate.

  • @TheDocGoblin I'm sorry,did I not make my self clear before?Oh well here goes again 'Just so you know I don't really get into arguements with the mentally retarded-there is little point you see.'.

    And it isn't irony you dumbass!!!I think the word you are looking for is hypocritical.Just another lesson for you there.

    The royals are just benefit scroungers thats all,in fact they are worse because there is no chance of any of them getting a job-Fucking scum they are all of em.

  • @victormusictechnique No you tool, it'd be hypocrisy if you had said something racist. It's ironic because you criticised him over prejudice when you're incredibly prejudice yourself.

    Are you as thick as I think you are? The royal family as a tourist attraction makes millions of pounds for Britain each year. Prince Harry saw service in Afghanistan, Prince William is an RAF sea rescue pilot and Prince Philip served with the RN. They benefit us much more than wasters like you.

  • What a fucking robotic slave cunt.

  • @DrDerpwerth It's called discipline you stupid mug. He gets paid a damn good wage to be stood there and occasionally to tell off some stupid tourists.

  • @thecompfox I wouldn't say it's a "damn good wage" He's probably on about £18,000 a year, if that. That's including over seas deployments/combat zones.

  • @Someloke8895 And he has to pay towards accommodation (if I remember correctly) and gets taxed when on operational duties, We ask for a lot for not much from not many (a reverse Churchill you might say).

  • @Shannmeister Indeed.

    Over-stretched, under-paid, ignored by the Government.

  • @thecompfox No, he doesn't.

  • i bet he was thinking, ahh no shes grose, oh god no.

  • LMFAO

    

  • If you insist on standing next to one of the smartest blokes in Europe (the world?) make an effort girl. I know you can't help being a bit "behind the door", but make an effort - bit of slap, tidy the hair - if you intend to go on video.

  • When i went to london its easy to see how much the guards have to hold their nerve a young lad from the blues and royals was virtually surrounded and you could see he was getting a little aggitated.

  • The trouble with doing ceremonial duties........ chuffing idiot tourists.

  • the closest thing to looking like dome kind of medieval knight, awesome :P

  • omg you cud tell that he was about to go mental, i mean, turning the head to the left, whoa, calm down rambo

  • @floppycheese96 fucking laughed so hard

  • Your not allowed to touch a guard, they wont do anything as long as you dont touch them, if you do then their allowed to take you down, but this is too funny xD

  • I thought this sort of thing was funny, when I was about 5 years old.

  • i start my training for this next year, cant wait!

  • @righteyegomad get prepared to have alot of DOUCHEBAGS film you xD

  • Whooooa O.O

  • Lol,Checking if she was hot.

  • LOL He's like 'come fucking at me bitch'

  • Try that stupid crap at the Tomb of the unknowm soldier,

    you will get more then a stare down. I Guarantee it . go ahead, I triple dog dare you.

  • @Bowfinger6383 You wont get anywhere near the guard or the tomb...but this isnt a hallowed gravesite, so he shouldnt be so strict. He is a short little feller isnt he.

  • rofl i woulda gave him the chin up head movement like "whats up"

  • the evil eye strikes again

  • Trained in the arts of saying "Fuck off" without opening your mouth.

  • @Slemoster Well said!!! :)

  • Faarkin Nails that man. Good drills

  • Sounds like kraut tourists, you can expect them to be rude to the guardsman!!.(2-0)

  • @barneyboscoe "kraut"?

  • He saw nice blonde hair in his peripheral and had to see if she was hot

  • @AbduCola and was disappointed

  • @Taheelur123 Yes he was

  • He reminds me of Sparrow when he all chubby in Fable II

  • One look said it all.

  • Weren't royal guards supposed to be VERY tall lads???

  • @GekkoKamen I'm not sure about the household cavalry, being a mounted regiment, but the foot guards did used to have a height requirement of 6ft2 I think. There's no longer any height requirements though.

  • @TehDocc I think I recollect reading that in former times the household cavalry minimum height requirement was 5ft11, precisely because of being a mounted regiment of heavy cavalry. Light cavalry like the hussars were definitely shorter, like the man in the video. Anyways I feel bad for him when I see this clip :(

  • @GekkoKamen Footguards, yes. The height restriction is a little lower for horseguards, like this chap.

  • you can look but not touch ... if you touch them, you're dead....xD

  • Never Insult a Guard during duty... have a photo is good. but insulting them is not.

  • @agibbs98 @MadMac2236 Oi you little cunts take your political bullshit away from this video. There's a time and a place for that load of heep shit, and I'm afraid this video isn't the place.

  • geez those idiots make me physically sick

  • This is why I admire the royal guards. This guy gave this tourist a bollocking without even speaking, if that's not doing a good disciplined job, I don't know what is.

  • @51enash I'd give 5 quid for the like. Many of 'em dont even right want to. Bullocks.

  • @51enash Omg how can you respect that brainwashed fool with that funny thing on his head? You clearly are as brainwashed as that man is.

  • @4truthjusticefreedom you silly old cunt...do the world a favour and jump of something high :)

  • @robinbobin11 I'm 25, how is that old & how am I silly for saying the truth? You are silly (brainwashed) & your name is silly & looks to be making fun of Robin Hood & what the meaning of Robin Hood stood for. You support the criminal ruling elite over the people. Piss on you & your worthless evil Queen.

  • @4truthjusticefreedom Robin hood didnt exist you dossbag.

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  • @4truthjusticefreedom Ha!...this twat's account has been suspended for being a total prick lol :D

  • @51enash notise she jumped 0:14

  • 5 minutes later she dropped down dead for no reason.

  • I was a guard for 8 years and we can move for certain reasons. One being if we are touched by yet another DUMB ASS TOURIST who seems to think we are mickey mouse and not a professional soldier. The guards move was a WARNING. Trust me day after day after day we put up with that! Makes you jump when we move don't it!!!!!

  • the stare of death, the most deadly tactic a gaurd is trained

  • @dave01123 Actually these guards are trained to kill, they are not sitting around all day or just doing this. They take tours to Afghanistan for the war, show some fucking respect.

  • @sethboy66 dude calm down havent you heard of a joke before -_-

  • Oh yeah....can totally see the furious-ness.....

    This is the biggest "nothing" video I've ever seen

  • The guards are there for the tourist's sake, he is just having fun with her :)

  • @ElKeeed The guards aren't there for the tourists sake you fucking idiot. They are there to guard.

  • @katiewhatyouchatting why don't you take a moment to think about that? a) he is carrying a sword not a rifle b) he has riding boots that he can't possibly chase someone in c) he is standing somewhere that has nothing to secure where tourists can walk right up to him d) he has no radio.

    Yes, he is a real soldier but this is a ceremonial duty. The ones that are doing the actual guarding are behind a big fence somewhere where they can concentrate on it without being pestered.

  • @ElKeeed Are you even from England? Have you ever even been to London? A) LONDON GUARDS DO NOT HAVE RADIOS, ARE YOU A RETARD? B) HE'S NOT GOING TO WEAR NIKE TRAINERS TO TO THIS JOB IS HE. C) THE GUARDS GUARD IN FRONT OF FENCES, NOT BEHIND THEM IF THEY WERE BEHIND FENCES THERE WOULD BE RO REASON FOR A GUARD TO BE THERE. Get out, you know nothing.

  • @ElKeeed Well, he is guarding the stable entrances against pesky photo snappy folk.

  • wee dicks 

  • @Scottishtroop87 hahaha. 

  • @agibbs98 - No! If you read it again, I'm pointing out that if the US thinks it's the best because it has the most and best toys and the most men, then pick a fight with a nation who thinks they are the best and has the best toys! China and Russia being the most obvious! I never said war against weaker is unjustified, I just think it's an act of uncivilised bullying! The US thinks it's the king of the hill, the playground bully! Thankfully, we play in a different playground!

  • @agibbs98 - The British Empire first began to expand in the 1700s, or the 18th century. There were very few, if any colonies prior to that time! The equipment may be different but the principle stands! Being the best is a state of mind, not how hard you can punch someone down!

  • @agibbs98 - I never said no such thing! Why didn't Bush or Blair listen? Because they wanted the power and control that would result from controlling the biggest supply of oil in the world! All this bullshit about Saddam Hussein etc, that was lies and it's been proven so over and over again! Iraq had no part in any terrorist stuff, but of course that doesn't matter when the US wants what they had! The government will fabricate what it needs to justify it's territorial gains around the world!