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From: MartyConan
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  • = dumbass

  • Your ending was priceless, though. =)

  • *clicks to get the stupid annotation off the screen*

    *watches again*

    *a damn ad pops up*

    AHHHHHHHH!

  • Why is everyone fat in the army but not in the USMC?

  • you blew up the fucking craper

  • hey guys stop it, it's not his fault the ONLY way he could flush his fat shit is with firecrakers!!!...(p.s. IT IS!)

  • omg barbasol can from jp you dino stealing ASS

  • yeah i really doubt that you were in the army lol

  • army strong.....L O L !!!!!!!!

  • They are all waterproof?

  • FYAT

  • try explaining that to your parents

  • ooooo shit. that cleaned the toilet

    

  • wow dude, hella gay

  • Fatass in the US army, unbelievable!

  • and you are a fagget

  • Too Fat to Fight?

  • 0:32 HULK SMASH!!!!

  • WOW Army, great advertising! Fat boy!

  • nerd

  • Haha Too fat for army!

  • wwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooow army takes eny1

  • stick an m80 in the toilet i did throw an m80 in a toilet at a gas station only half of the toilet was stil there it destroyed thetoilet bowel

  • POP OHHHHH

  • Woahhhh so they let fatass's like that into the Us army?

  • @TheHammersdude the army will take anyone

  • fuckin stupid and funny att the same time

  • Idiot would be an understatement.

  • pussy

  • so you used firecrackers at war?

  • Ohhhhhh! Nerd warrior slayed the lvl 120 toilet demon!

  • this is a match, this is a water gun,firecracker, this is my toilet and this is retarded camera man

  • this is a match, this is a water gun,firecracker, this is my toilet and this is retard trying to be funny

  • i bet he takes shits louder than that

  • ladys and gentleman we suck

  • so fuckin stupid

  • 0:30 ANGRY MONSTER GETS ANGRY

  • i wonder wat would happen if somone sitting there when he was doing that

  • Good thing you are not wearing a MARINES t-shirt o.O

  • it's a good thing you blew it up because you certainly did not ever clean it!!

  • are u the numa numa guy

  • @t03oscar03 stop posting the same comments as the ones who have gotten thumbs up to try and get thumbs up, im marking this as spam cuz ur a fucking asshole piece of shit

  • yep i can conferm this i did it at my uncles house resently

  • thats funny cuz i did the exact same thing a few years ago.. needless to say i had to buy a new toilet

  • Lame

    thay was hella LAME how wuss that funny :(

  • i see nothing to stare at nice video btw

  • Miya-hee!

    Miya-hoo!

    Miya-ho!

    Miya-haha!

  • u started to run away like it was gona blow the room up

  • OK, seriously people?, quit acting like immature assholes just because hes a litlle digger than some people (no offense Martyconan) doesnt make less appreciated or less of a person or anything, and quit calling this video gay, or fail, or retarded because it was pretty cool, dont comment negatively about him because you dont like him or this video, and honestly if your here commenting bull crap on his video then what life do you have odviously not better than his.

  • haha....that was stupid....

  • so gay so lame and so not funny lame lame lame lame

  • @DShannon08 so your watching a video that relates to you huh, nice

  • nice tits

  • are you proud of yourself u dumbass

  • lol 110,598 people saw your man tits

  • that was sooo dumn, why did you even bother?

  • Why do you wear an Army shirt? sorry to tell you son but you are nowhere close to army standards. Go run a few laps. Look up army ranger cadences and use them for some motivation.

    Who wants to be an airborne ranger?

  • ever tried jenny crage

  • the whole stop staring thing makes us actually stare more it is a futile effort

  • stupid...

  • HA! ARMY?! DREAM BIG FATTY! DREAM BIGGER THAN YOU ARE!...... OR AT LEAST TRY

  • O M  F G !

    Just soooo bad !

  • that toilet is gross dude

  • pussyyyyyyyy

  • lol i recommend you join weight watchers before the army

  • fat ass

  • ok guys seriously?

    Your all acting immature, and rude. :P

    The noise it made in slow motion was funny.

    *pop* OOOOOOOH

  • BOOO NOOB VID LOSER

  • HES IN THE ARMY?!?! wow

  • stop staring at his.... man tits?

  • Ur out 180.00 !!

  • Firecracker+Match+Toilet=A Fucking Fat Idiot

  • lame

  • FAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • try flushing the to toilet while doing it i did that at my shcool and it blew a hole in it and the hole toilet draned

  • woa now i know what not to do lol

  • moobs

  • hahaha he is fat ;:D

  • fat ass u need to stop eating ur getting retarded and plus ur fat wait did i say that i must have forgotten any way ur aretard and plus u have no life get on i bet no one likes u and i bet ur mom is fat and is felling bad for u so she helped u tape this crap u jak ass

  • @chrisbrezzy950 you suck @chrisbrezzy950 was the movie great if a thinny one did it?

  • why

  • damn kid u better lay off of those cheese burgers they really fucked u up

  • army strong

  • that ....is a fat guy.

    army material of course.

  • the moobs just dont stop this vid from failing

  • moobies!

  • FAIL FAIL FAIL U GET A F+++

  • How the hell are you wearing a shirt that says ARMY, look at you.

  • that men gas boobies:P

  • good god. so this wat u redneck scruffs do on the forth of july wen u cant show ur faces outside... amazing creatures

  • YOU ARE A DESGRACE FOR THE ARMY

    ( fake t-shirts)

    YOU FATA ASS PUSS I

  • u broke your toilet right

  • @ludtke337 I did, i did the same thing just that water was all on the floor. Man my parents were mad, but it was worth it ;D

  • yeah tats fuckin hilarious like

    wat fuckin queers

    shittest bang ever

  • lol yup he is definitly army strong haha!

  • no homo but he had big boobs

  • i dont get it :(

  • man boobs lol

  • dirty shit go clean your toilet

  • fat guy... realy sad..

  • okay here's mines: firecracker + match + toilet = one star for you...

  • i wish we could get firecrackers in england...

  • yeh i kno im going up to new hampshire in america in summer to get loads

  • wtf dude go in us and getr them illegally you wuss

  • well if i could go to the us i would but i cant

  • all it did was turn the camera yellow

  • my grandpa used to use m-80s at school and throw them in the toilet lit and flush and the teachers would be like what was that and he said i dont know

  • Your not in the ARMY you fat fuck.

  • Another fat ass making a pathetic attempt to be funny so we'll all stray away from the fact he's FAT!.

  • Another ignorant kid wasting his time commenting on a video he apparently didn't like. If you didn't like the video , THEN DON'T WATCH IT FOR CHRISTS SAKES.

  • wow that sure was neat

  • you should have flushed the toilet

  • isnt there a weight requirement in the army?

    Atleast u go the haircut to match :P

  • dumb ass

  • Hooah... Retard...

  • lol its liek PUH

    OHHHH

  • dude your so fat i couldnt see what happend!

  • Ok, serisously. Dude, don't listen to anything these assholes are saying. You're video was fucking AWESOME! I LOVED IT! They need to get a fucking life and stop wasting their time posting a comment on a video they don't like. They should just move on and let that be the end of it. You are not fat!!! Don't let anyone tell you differently.

  • I agree totally!

  • =boring

  • "This is a Match!"  Omg So Funny !!

  • if u thnk ur so funny then put like 500 of them in there

  • are u the numa numa guy?

  • LMFAO!

  • hahaha

  • LOL!

  • wow sooooooooo gay

  • ROFl clean your toilet sometime.

  • wow you ft fuck what will happen in the bath room

  • calling yourself an idiot is a GRAND understatement

  • you have bigger manboobs than seth rogan

  • ahahah i saw that too hes a fatass. and a dumbass who thinks hes funny listen to him talk!

  • dont use ur toilet for that, use the school's

    also u sound like a monster in the slow motion thing

  • damn fatty lose some weight or buy a shirt that fits!! oh and your toilet is fucking disgusting

  • totally gay

  • epic fail

  • Hey guess what chubby! You are gay

  • ok wow dude u need to clean ur toliet+ and thats nothing like shitt didnt even do anything and one more thing army shirts or for people that can actual fit in them

  • see it actually blew the ceramic base of the toilet out..expensive joke..what a wally lol

  • ok 1st that was a waste of time and...wow dude clean ur toilet its not very hard and it takes like less than 5 minutes

  • the comments are funnier rofl

  • Yes, actually. Its funny how many people like to point fun at fat people. And hell, I'm not that fat here. Just a damn small shirt!

  • @MartyConan No you ARE FAT, STFU POG

  • how old are u and how mutch u weigh

  • wuts da point of dat?

  • lol da toilet is dirty how bout cleanin it lol

  • homie you got man boobs

  • This...is a match, and this...is a firecracker, and this....is my weight watchers diet plan (which you really need.

  • This.....is a match and this.....is a firecracker.....and I'm a fat ass with glasses.

  • "This is a lighter. This is a fire cracker. These are my luscious jugs."

  • you broke the toilet... o.o

  • nice one

  • idiot

  • how many months pregnant are u fatboy?

  • Lool this was funnier then this video

  • that was not funny at all

  • this is a match

    this is a fire cracker

    this is a fat ass trying be funni

  • maybe if u put tht up ur ass it will blow all the blubber out of ya, by the way u got bigger tits thn my mom

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  • Weird kids? says the kid who cant spell, who insults people by calling them noobs.

    You fucking retard, gtfo.

    Im not sticking up for him, im saying you'rea fucking prick.

  • "pokemonsucks2007"...lmao...im sorry i can't take you seriously...i'm assuming your about 9 years old...

  • Wow, My mate made the account but thats beyond the point, notice 2007, 2009 now.

  • my brother was in the army and he has the the real kind of those shirts and the real wons on the back have a weird triangular a on the back and ur a fag this vid is garbage

  • lmao, 5 stars to the idiots with too much time!

  • i did that once, same shit, but i shut the lid and sat on it, my dad was pissed

  • this is a comment this is me say wat a did head and this is tell that guy that screms like a bitch.......gay video

  • wow what are you 10? You cant even spell "dick head" right. go read a book or something.

  • gordo culeado, afeminado de mierda que clase de persona desagradable sos ? porque no pones esto en el google y lo traducis y te vas a dar cuenta que no te bajaron las bolas

  • im pretty sure u never were in the army

  • lame arse shit!!

  • noob

  • this is a virgin.^^^^^^^^^^^

    (guy in video)

  • lmao thats the first thing i thought of hahaha

  • thats probably not the only bomb that has gone off in that toilet...

  • not funny at all

  • wont be usein' thats anymore will ya?

  • LOL so so funny

  • Lolll he broke the damn toilet