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  • weak

  • lol that was pointless i want my 3:03 minutes back lol....any way...5 stars

  • really well done lol

  • Well im gonna give all the folks who hated this the fingers. It was hilarious!

    Nice work man!

  • lol really funny.

  • what shit of video is this?

  • haha! "i don't wanna be happy!" that part made me laugh SO hard! hahaha! also...what is it he stuck him with?

  • he was tickled.

  • lmao!

  • a flower lol

  • i don't know why everyone said they thought it sucked. it thought it was kinda funny.

  • hahahahahha fuckin funi tat wickd

  • G.A.Y

  • What a piece of shit! This is even more pathetic than your other spoof movie!

  • haha yeah, I agree. Please watch my movie Dead Meat. I swear that you'll like it better than this. It's really good. give me one more chance, that's all I ask, and please tell me what you think.

  • Asking people t owatch your films is kinda sad.

    If you think that this one is bad, just take it out of here. Besides, it´s not good when someone says "this one sucks, but that other one is better" and he is talking about his OWN WORK. It makes you think that he has no tallent and he knows it.

    No, I have no vids here.

    No, I´m not going to say that I have something that is better that this.

    I´m just going to say that I don´t like neither your video or your attitud towards your work.

  • haha ouch. well in my defense, people promote their movies all the time. promoting is just a nicer way to say "asking". I personally like this movie, but nobody seems to get the idea that it's supposed to be a satire of sorts. I have talent, and I know it. I have a good movie, and I know it. It just turns out that this film is crap when compared to my most recent work. And so, I'd like to ask you to view my movie Dead Meat, which I do praise. thank you for you detailed comment, I appreciate it.

  • nice country music.

  • It's okay

  • saw sucked...i appreciate your spoof on both sucky movie

  • THANK YOU!

  • i dont understand whats going on..

  • lame

  • well that was gay

  • HAHA! homosexual.

  • this is a load of shit, the cunts who made this obviously have never seen a proper horror. more gore and sex needs in it. eli roth xx

  • HAHA! that's high-larious. well, the thing is, this movie isn't real horror, it's a real spoof. It's purpose is to poke fun at the acting and premise of Hostel and Saw, and it does that.

  • thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

  • yeap, 100% gay

  • one man's stick is another man's definition of gay. whatever rocks your bed man.

  • I am sure you said that many many times :) lol

  • yeah, more or less. the thing is, people watch this video and critique it without recognizing it as a spoof. irrelevent things like "the acting sucked" pop up frequently.

  • my point was that you stated your self as "not gay" so its normal I had to say its gay :D

  • ah, I see.

  • cool! i also made horror movies! look into my section!

  • sure thing

  • nice

  • Good one!

  • thanks. you should check out my movie Brain Food and tell me what you think.

  • lostDOTeu/55f6a

    put 3 w's in front, then a dot, and put a dot where DOT is and you're one step closer. do it, ok?

    your time is limited. there is a choice. go for it.

  • LMAO! Didn't expect that! :D

  • this part sucks end the acting is verry VERRY bad

  • stupid video.

  • I don't see...it's bad...

  • LOOOOOL. Very Nice really appreciated that!

  • thank ye!

  • ay mierdas fomes y eta wea

  • whats that shit that he has put him in the mouth?

  • menuda mierda ¬¬

  • haha, i like it:) better than original (what is original at all? ;) )

  • go home bolita

  • ?say whart?

  • so funny xD

  • i will watch brain food then hold on...

  • haha, thanks. please tell me what you think.

  • jajajaja lol this is better than the whole movie!

  • AHAHAHAHA! thanks man. you should check out my movie Brain Food and tell me what you think of that.

  • is knew this want real but man this is shit and i bet ur some wannabe smart ass hu tries answering ever1s comments with lame lil excuses thinking ur all that lol get a gf and a life =)

  • no not really. After a while I just don't care about negative comments on this vid. twas expected. Although I do try to answer everyone's comments so they don't get the wrong impression. I try very hard on my videos. You should check out my movie Brain Food. It's good, unless you watch it determined not to like it. and this movie is supposed to be "shit" too man. It wasn't really made to impress. thanks for the comment.

  • if you claim a deleeted scene from a major motion picture and don't deliver, you're going to get a negative responce from the thousands of people you piss off. you deserve the crap you're getting. next time don't put a false title on your movie and you may get a better respose instead of all the hate mail

  • fine. I'll change the title. I think it's funny, but I actually haven't started getting stuff like "THIS IS FAKE!" until this last week, and this video has been up for 6 months or more, I forget.

  • This clip is pure crap

  • thanks pal, I'm thankful for you input. However, it's supposed to be that way, so I hope you won't think this is complete pure crap.

  • this SUX, valentinecochran, and your movie Brain Shit sux even more. Fuck off r-tard!

  • thanks for the comment! I tried to watch your video, but I couldn't really get past 12 seconds cause I'm not a pervert that watches women grope eachother in skimpy outfits. sorry man, but that's a lame excuse for a rap vid.

  • It's 100% false. The acting sucks, the equipments are not as advanced as in the movies. Not even a moron would believe this was a cut off scene. Sorry to tell you, but the production of Hostel is way more advanced than this ever could be.

    And. Where did you get this from, eh? exactly.

  • HAHAHA! dude.... no joke. It's supposed to be a spoof of the movie and saw. Nobody is supposed to believe it's a deleted scene. You must be 12 to think I actually tried to make this look like a deleted scene. and dude, I bought the camerea at best buy for 200 bucks, of course it's not as good as hostel goof-ball! this is to hostel as scary movie is to scream.

  • It's another false title.

  • no, this really is a deleted scene from Hostel part II. do you actually think they would have put this in the movie? don't be silly you joker you.

  • this video sucks

  • does it? well hmm. you know I find that interesting, cause it doesn't really suck, in fact, it's better than half the crap you see on youtube. you know why? exactly.

  • maybe it is better than half the crap, it still sucks very badly

  • haha, ok man. hey, will you do me a favor and watch my movie Brain Food and tell me what you think of that one? it really is honestly really prettty good. I have two versions of it. the shorter version is a little slicker. but the longer version is.... longer. so yeah, I'd love it if you told me what you thought of that one!

  • fuck off

  • ok.

  • this is such a peice of shit, is this faggot gay? he sounds like prince you make me want to cut my dick off. god this is fucking terrible, honestley this is the worst"video" (if you have the audasity to call it that) ive seen on youtube, i would rather watch the videos of 11 yr girls talking about cute boys.

  • haha!HAHAHA! funny man. and so answer your question you so tenderly asked, no, I am not gay. And also, I'd like you to know, this is a satire, it's supposed to be super blown out of proportion. I pretty much took Hostel and Saw, and then exagerated it way much. You don't go to Scary Movie and complain about the script, direction or acting. that's what you don't do here. you should check out my movie Brain Food.

  • haha, that wa joke, nice one!!!

  • hahaa mane mane mane hahahahaha yeye its aight yous a shitty actor but better acting and more characters and the right plot ur on ur way

  • haha, I wasn't acting perse, I was spoofing. thanks for the comment! you should check out my film Brain Food.

  • dam man! nice movie.. lol. emo XD you take insults very well lol.. even the people that diss you on here you just stay positive. good work

  • haha, thanks. the thing is, I make good movies, and I'm getting better, and I see why people might not like this movie. A: I act annoying in it, and B: it's not the deleted scene it proffesses to be. You should check out my flick Brain Food and tell me what you think of that one. The shorter version of it is a little more pro.

  • LOL

  • dude your a great actor!

  • HAHA! I sense some MAJOR sarcasm. but no fears, I wasn't trying to act. I was TRYING to make fun of how funny the acting was in Hostel, but I guess it just comes across as being, umm, however the people on here put it... "gay".

  • No seriously i like the way that you can scream and cry at the same time!

  • haha, thanks. You should check out my movie Brain Food (not for acting, just cause it's a good movie)

  • you're trying to make it good. but i have to tell you its not. you have to stay on one movie. Don't mix SAW and hostel, because i am a HUUUUUGE fan of both. I understand both movies plots, purposes and stuff, and this has nothing to do with either of them. Jigsaw doesnt kill people and the torturers in Hostel don't do it for vengance. srry if this was kind of mean but its true. Anyways if you were just trying to be funny, then it was fine.

  • I was just trying to be funny whilst making a satire on two different movies. I wanted to make it look as if the torturer had a motive aka the guy he tickled was unhappy. I have to ask though, which movie is better? saw or hostel? my vote goes to hostel for sheer horror.

  • dude are you like at ur comp screen all the time? u reply to every comment within a couple mins

  • HAHA! no. I do my homework in front the the computer and whenever someone leaves me a comment, it e-mails me, so I leave my e-mail up most of the time.

  • wasteman

  • mmm, I don't know. quite a few people think it's pretty funny. I'd like it if you checked out my movie Brain Food and told what ya thought, it's pretty good.

  • full of fuckin shit....waste of everyones time

  • no, not really. a lot of people like it... (but a lot of people really hate it cause they'd rather see anotomy removal and stuff).

  • uh huh?

  • oh yea

  • this is so fake

  • no? It can't be. it's real. That's like saying "Epic movie was sooo fake" or "Scary Movie so stole from other movies" this is a satire... better than the movies just listed.

  • Fucking liar. I didn't watch YOUR shit because you misrepresented it. fuck off. Won't be watching any of your other garbage either. Fucking liar.

  • dude, you didn't even give it a chance. You don't know if it was funny or not. And fo your info, I have some reallllly good movies other than this that haven't got any negative responses. I don't know if I'd reccomend them to you anyway though, cause you'd probably just trash on it even though it's GREAT!

  • That was the ugliest movie i've ever seen,hahahhaha

  • Dude, I'm possitive to this video!

  • greatings from deutschland =)

  • lol that was quite good

  • greetings from amsterdam dude

  • haha, hey. My friend was just over there. I actually have one friend that plays basketball proffesionally (my spellage is great) over there.

  • Very nice imiging. What kind of camera did you use and what kind of special effects?

  • thanks man. I just used a normal DV camera and then a cranked the contrasts to make it look right.

  • speaking in media terms, the camera work is pretty good, needs a bit better acting tho, no offence. good job anywayz

  • thanks man. but I wasn't "acting" it was totally exxagerated for the effect of making fun of hostel. sorry for the bad typage, I'm tired.

  • oh, and I want to thank you for being detailed in your comment on this video. most people just say things like "fucking shit" or "good fucking shit!" so thanks.

  • you suck man

  • thanks man.

  • odd but cute

  • lol, who would want to torcher (did i spell taht right?) a little pussy wank skater bitch like that lol

  • haha. well, the whiney bitch wasn't very happy, and I guess he just needed a laugh. bring on the feather. haha, I've never been called a sk8er before. you should watch my movie Brain Food man and tell me what you think of that one. I'd really appreciate it.

  • wow i must say i was expecting this to be lame but it was funny hahah I DONT WANNA BE HAPPY

  • thanks man! I don't know if you're the riley I know, but thanks! I have little spits of postive and negative comments. it's odd. I'll get like, four postive comments in a row, and then 5 negative comments in a row, and then the process starts all over again. I guess that's why this movie has a 2 1/2 star rating, because people really like it, or not.

  • It was actually funny at the end.

  • thats gay, I clicked on it thinking i would see gore. It wasn't even funny, I don't understand. You could of made it gore, it looked af if it would but in the end it was stupid and a waste of time watching.

  • Whoever made this is a retard. Mixing Saw with Hostel is fucking retarded. lmao

  • thanks man.... haha. you should check out my flick Brain Food, I hope you like that one more. tell me what you think!

  • It fucking sucked

  • haha, sorry man. You'll find loads of blood in my movie BRAiN fOOD, so I'd love it if you watched that and told me what you thought! thanks for commenting anyway.

  • gay

  • descriptave.

  • that was weird

  • buneg

  • Nothing special. Just boring. Not well filmed.

  • if anything it was pretty well filmed. you should check out my movie Brain Food and tell me waht you think about that one.

  • greatest shit I ever seen =)

  • thanks. you should check out my movie Brain Food and tell me what ya think of that shnazz.

  • so lame

  • haha. thanks man. what was lame about it? the "acting" or wait, let me guess? the acting! or no wait, it might have even been how long the movie was, or maybe it was just your dissapointment that it wasn't actually a gory torture scene, but then again it could've just been the ating. would ya mind tellin' meh why ya thought itwas lame? thanks bud!

  • Oh my this was realy it was all over the news

  • what was? this? yeah right.

  • where did you see this on tv?

  • that was pretty good! 5 stars!

  • you should check out my movie Brain Food, mucho betta.

  • lol iv got same gloves as yours man lmao =)

  • hahahahhaaa. lol, thats great.... well done!!

  • Whats that song? :d Country:)

    Gj

  • I'm afraid I can't remember the name of it. just enter in the lyrics into google and the song might show up.

  • haha

    good job.

    this video made my day.

  • hahahahhaa

    wll done ;) =D

  • You outta do more parodies of horror movies i think.

  • well, if you haven't seen my Saw spoof or my movie Brain Food yet, I suggest you do. Brain Food is more or less a shmorgusboard of horror stuff. I'm making a prequel to it this month! YAY! and that's gonna be the most epic and exiting movie I've ever made. It'll be a creature movie instead of zombies, and will pay homages to films like Evil Dead, from Dusk Till Dawn, Predator, Tremors, Shaun of the Dead and the like.

  • lol

  • ROFLMAO!!!!!!

  • ROFL !

  • Please Nooo waaahahaa!!! I don't wanna be happy!! NOO

    That's so funny!! xD

  • hehe, nice movie^^ funny when he shakes his head all the time:D

  • thanks man. I like it when people can watch this movie and not be critical about its silly-ness.

  • gay

  • well, jee thanks! I haven't gotten a comment like yours before! WINK WINK! NUDGE NUDGE!

  • i can tell the killer took a trip to home depot.

  • Nice movie, it gos to show you most people are dumb shits though with their comments, they must have iq of 1 or something not to realise its a satire. Now back to Hostel 2, looks good so far 10 minutes in......

  • FAKE

  • haha, you the first person that's said that. did you hate it though, that is the question.

  • what programs have you used for the visual effects ?

  • The guy tied up was pretty good at acting

  • haha. nice.

  • that guy sounds like a retard lol. not even scary my friend.

  • hey, man. SPOOF!

  • man. it's funny when I look at this video and see all the comments people leave. am I the only guy that can see this video is a comedy? it even says so. it's in the comedy catagory. and as for his "acting" anyone should be able to tell they're ust having a good time making fun of a movie. golly.

  • FINALLY! SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN!

  • i know pinnacle but i i like cinema4d but it takes alot of effort and time to learn how to useit .

  • Yeahhooo that´s funny I DOn´t want to be happy lööööööööööööööööööööööööööööö­ööööööööööööööööllllll

    thats great

  • HAHAHAHA idon't want to be happy lol Great video man :)

  • Well done! especially he end^^

  • JEAR thats FUNNY!!!

  • omg, that was funny, plus hot

  • that was fukin wank i sugest u dont try to be a real actor or try to make any other movies u suck

  • well check out my movie Brain Food. and gosh, can no one tell it was supposed to be like that? It's a spoof, acting isn't nessesary. But yeah, watch my movie Brain Food and then tell me something.