Bettman Kidnapping Hoax

[cabogie]

Only $800?...

[Edawg649]

LOL Henrik Tallinder, Brendan Morrow, and Ryan Miller paid to do that HHAAHA XD

[sprjcube]

GIVE IT ME BABY.. 

[Fettster777]

Adam Escott looks almost exactly like my doctor.

[wmg111]

The genius lies in the way they captured the inherent oiliness of Gary Bettman.

He is indeed relentless in his quest for sports stardom.

The trouble is, he knows nothing about that ice sport thing he seems to think he invented.

Sorry, Canadian rant.

Well done onion.

[c0mbineelite]

Give it to me... us. Give it to us.

[MsJennyzzz]

Hi-larious. 

[lerch60]

"Bettmen invented hockey in 1991" awesome.

[ktxlld]

"His strange ice sport" :D

[hockeymurph34]

1:30 "Bettman invented hockey in 1991." WTF? No!

It's too bad that was the only funny part. The rest of it was just stupid. Making fun of Bettman is the easy part. It's hard to make fun of such a great sport.

[dukehollywood]

Hilarious.

[metroroadies]

this seems believable knowing bettman hahahaha VIVA THE ONION

[ElBarto3131]

God dammit Tallinder

[NORTHERNKONFLIKT]

you know something is gaining recognition when the onion mocks it! LOL

[NJCUCRS]

Love it.

[kewlnsimpguy]

HAHA FUNNY too bad hockey is growing and baseball is dying

[commkeen45]

@kewlnsimpguy

actually that's a good thing, cause hockey is exciting and baseball is boring

[kewlnsimpguy]

@commkeen45 I know... thats why i said that