i guess...its as offensive as you make it. I write raps from time to time but i dont find offense when people say that white people cant rap...i just think its kinda funny.
I find it a little funny that Jake is almost decent at trying to free style here, but in 2011 he sucks so bad that even MURPH wants to kick his ars.... :p
Only two people can say that 1/2 of a million people listened to him rap about process of elimination: Amir and the most interesing man in the world, stay creepy my friends
LOL i feel really bad for both of them in this Episode. Jake because he probably feels some kind of weird resonsibility for Amir....and Amir because his life seems to be about Jake and how he wants to be friends with him.
@WeAreAirborne i have a j&a playlist bookmarked and right there on my bookmark tab. i open it and like just put it as the background and carry on with my work and stuff.. haha
@WeAreAirborne you know if you get the new firefox, you can just put on some default settings that make every advertisment on ANY site disappear, i have it it'smooooooth
@WeAreAirborne theres an extension in google chrome that you can set to automatically disable annotations, and it also skips adverts automatically! its called youtube options
rule #23 of jake and amir: never. ever. ever ever attempt to drink ANYTHING at all while watching jake and amir, or your beverage will turn into something that it was not originally. Seriously anything from piss, to semen, to just converting liquid to solid. You have been warned.
epic rap battle of histroy... Amir vs jake
rikuatblue777 1 day ago
Jake= professional rapper
alongli95 1 day ago
HEY NOW! Kate and Leopold is a GREAT movie...
hiluvrelientk 2 days ago
Look at the pole behind Jake because their is a picture of the dramatic looking hamster
supersalad10 5 days ago
he got pretty red at the end...
animatorguy2 5 days ago
@missumolly o.o *rapping. lol!!
pinkkandiiapple 5 days ago
AMIR IS SO BEAST
guitarninja05 5 days ago
Lace of plastic?
pepsi182cola 5 days ago
Jake isn't that bad at raping.
missumolly 5 days ago
I always think of SteffComedy: Stupid Laugh when I see this. That, and 'On the Phone'.
bchscomedygirl 1 week ago 2
video responses:stupid laugh video=awesome
danieluzumaki14 1 week ago
And the award for Best Individual Performance goes to... Andy Bloom!
microkorger 1 week ago
I dated a guy that reminds me EXACTLY of amir. That's not cool.
Colleen2308 3 weeks ago
Where was jake's free-styling ability in all the rap battles.
westbrookdrive 3 weeks ago
Don't you just love it when you find a Jake and Amir that you haven't seen before?
Phythagoras18 3 weeks ago 2
First!
TheDoodleChicken 3 weeks ago
Text me
Iluvcops911 4 weeks ago
"creep alert!" haha!!!
Caboose87cbs 1 month ago
@alexo1234ss1 @AurisDJ he was making a reference to a previous video. murph says that
Sokatre 1 month ago
@RubiscoActives who are you talking to
alexo1234ss1 1 month ago
Yo you're a pussy ass bitch, with a pussy ass dick!
RubiscoActivase 1 month ago 2
@RubiscoActivase your so badass talking over the internet
AurisDJ 1 month ago
@AurisDJ @alexo1234ss1 It's from another video, you morons.
pkoleszar 3 weeks ago
@pkoleszar so because i didnt see his other video im a moron? you pussy ass bitch with a pussy ass dick
AurisDJ 3 weeks ago
@AurisDJ well you're a pussy ass bitch with a pussy ass.... worms!
pkoleszar 3 weeks ago
amir is batshit insane
SuperZac8 1 month ago
well at least theyre better than Lil Wayne...
TheGMonster17 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
stupid laugh...
;)
MrFuc100 1 month ago
I was laughing so hard i spit my gum out onto my computer screen
leapfraggershift2 1 month ago
'Text me what you're gonna wear the night before' should be a shirt,
leHORSEMAN 1 month ago
I clicked control 3 n now I cant hear Amir.
NeKoShinn666 1 month ago
i love how amir memorized jake's whole wardrobe...
annacccccccccc1234 1 month ago
hi
MaratPlaysMC 1 month ago
i live in la salle........ O.O
QuiteHonestly5 1 month ago
LA SALLE
GEI323 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Jake should text Amir :
I'm gonna go to work naked.
And then jake doesnt do it lol
fall3nstar14 1 month ago 113
@fall3nstar14 and then jake does do it....
atillathegun 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@fall3nstar14 I think that Amir should text Jake and say that he will go to work naked.....
and the day after the text he creeps up on jake naked :S
TheSwezzo 2 weeks ago
I love that song!
fbiseyal 1 month ago
click 4 then any other:)
TheGoatAttack 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Press 3 for the best laughs ever!!!!
whatleydennis 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I would have texted Amir that I was going to wear a bunny suit to work, haha.
GMReaperZ 1 month ago
if i dont get thumbs up im gonna shirt myself
jayqwertycutler12 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Rather creepy.
L00NGB00W 2 months ago
Why is it that he could rap here, but in later episodes he can't rap AT ALL...? Confusion...?
SuperBobo888 2 months ago
why are white people trying to rap?
laxmania3 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@laxmania3 Why are black people trying to stay out of jail? Dont be racist ffs...
sixaintnine 2 months ago
@sixaintnine
im white.....so i dont think im being racist against myself
laxmania3 2 months ago
@laxmania3 Well lets say I'm white and rapping. You're being offensive at very least.
sixaintnine 2 months ago
@sixaintnine
i guess...its as offensive as you make it. I write raps from time to time but i dont find offense when people say that white people cant rap...i just think its kinda funny.
laxmania3 2 months ago
@laxmania3 Dunno, ask eminem.
ronstero 1 month ago
@ronstero
touche
laxmania3 1 month ago
Jake can rap? Hoodie Allen would say otherwise.
BRADvsBR4D 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 3
Street shark on Jake's desk 1:18
Feddzzz 2 months ago
Haha fucking awesome I love this!!
dhuha6 2 months ago
Jake can rap O.o... thay make him look so useless en the new ones
TheWAHTShowTV 2 months ago
Amir could probably be a
Good rapper
itswillperkins 2 months ago
This is my favorite Jake and Amir.
MatthewMarkMendoza 2 months ago
Amir breaks it down at 2:01
collosalmetal1 2 months ago
What exactly do they DO at this office?
TheTwistedDiamond 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Jake uses a mac.. :l
Morrowind09 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Morrowind09 Why does it matter you fucking nerd...
dtho100 2 months ago
@dtho100 'Cause I don't like Macs? You fucking dick. How does it make me a nerd?
Morrowind09 2 months ago
Amir actually wears that shirt in a different video. :)
THEerinatore 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Text me what your not because I can work it out by the process of elimination!
nomontanahere 2 months ago
is that a street shark on jakes desk?
xDeadmauZx 3 months ago
God Amir is a weirdass
xXMaggieMaeXx 3 months ago
wait what!!! jake can freestyle!?!?!? ahemm i dont think soo! watch Jake and Amir: Hoodie Allen
BloodyRSVids 3 months ago
Jake finally gets to rap well!
MegaPanzers1 3 months ago 2
everyone like my comment just for the hell of it
TheGamingGrid22 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I thought Jake couldn't rap...
MezzoMake 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Amir should've gone home and put o that shirt. Real fast like he does.
JasmineBaby05 3 months ago
I find it a little funny that Jake is almost decent at trying to free style here, but in 2011 he sucks so bad that even MURPH wants to kick his ars.... :p
LyanneKay1 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I miss the old office :(
AlleyKatzTV 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
That's Why I Said Almost you Fucking Asshole!
SwankyBenji123 3 months ago
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Like my comment while pressing Ctrl
hewspape 3 months ago
i cant watch jake and amir without thinking of stonycomedy
Clevelandbrowns8 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Aww I thought amir was saying my hair looked good D:
TehPhotocopier 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@panicatthedisco9090 I pressed 10 and all I see is a Panic at the Disco fan.
It works!
SkylarkVII 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Press 10 to see an idiot!
panicatthedisco9090 3 months ago
*goes to YouTube.com/collegehumor*
*clicks "Hide Annotations"*
*gets rid of ads*
* begins watching* i edited the top comment ;)
peterfinnigane 3 months ago
Only two people can say that 1/2 of a million people listened to him rap about process of elimination: Amir and the most interesing man in the world, stay creepy my friends
Jonny123456789jonny1 3 months ago
FUCK YOU JAKE AND AMIR I HAVE HOMEWORK
MustangRoy7 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
amir would own him if he had ardvark cum
juifist 3 months ago
holy fuck its 01:10!
fkjetfox 3 months ago
no shit. i was brushing my hair as amir said 'your hair looks amazing' :)
xjenmarks 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Lol my school is called La Salle
TrevisB57 4 months ago
@TrevisB57 hahaha mine to
clockwrkornge 3 months ago in playlist C
LOL i feel really bad for both of them in this Episode. Jake because he probably feels some kind of weird resonsibility for Amir....and Amir because his life seems to be about Jake and how he wants to be friends with him.
morikahjo 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
thanks for censoring for no reason
633sk8er633 4 months ago
am I the only one who noticed the tattoo/stamp on jake's arm?
origami915 4 months ago
what kind of sweatshirt was Amir wearing??
bbrianbaileyy 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
*goes to YouTube*
*clicks on collegehumor video*
*clicks "Hide Annotations"*
*begins watching*
Is it just me or is there an unnecessary step here? CHANGE THIS.
WeAreAirborne 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 274
@WeAreAirborne i have a j&a playlist bookmarked and right there on my bookmark tab. i open it and like just put it as the background and carry on with my work and stuff.. haha
YOYKIWI 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@WeAreAirborne Last step because you werent watching you were commenting!
Pacman117productions 3 months ago
@WeAreAirborne
1. click at the 360p button
2. click setting
3. at the bottom of the page there is a check on (always show annotations)
4. uncheck it and click save changes
5. enjoy! :)
TheSuperdxhbk 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@WeAreAirborne you know if you get the new firefox, you can just put on some default settings that make every advertisment on ANY site disappear, i have it it'smooooooth
MegaPanzers1 3 months ago
@WeAreAirborne macro this :) I use AutoHotkey
benerban 2 months ago
@WeAreAirborne dont forget clickling the X on the AD
luboisfat 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@WeAreAirborne you can turn annotations from automatically showing, from your settings menu before you take an arrow to the knee.
LStylz 2 months ago
@LStylz The completely gratuitous Skyrim reference made me giggle. Thank you lots.
WeAreAirborne 2 months ago
@WeAreAirborne if you go to setting you can change it so annotations never pop up
Tacoman1210 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@WeAreAirborne theres an extension in google chrome that you can set to automatically disable annotations, and it also skips adverts automatically! its called youtube options
az015 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@WeAreAirborne Yeah i agree! You shouldn't have to click on CollegeHumor's videos, They should automatically start playing when you click on YouTube!
lsm234 1 month ago 38
@WeAreAirborne go to settings, playback settings and un-click "show annotations"
Shppt2kyll 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
This has been flagged as spam show
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Zintho16 4 months ago
-high pitched voice- why not!
shadowario 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Jake, Y U NO TEXT HIM ?
Ja10564578 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
Press 3 for laughs
DeathCoreBrii 4 months ago
I like how jake can rap in this episode but now he can't.
kognitox 4 months ago
I was just watching scott pilgrim vs the world and Amir looks like Fu***** Gideon
grfgtbhh34 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
i would text Amir, 24/7
MoonXCity 4 months ago
I cant watch this without singing alonmg to the Steff comedy songs ;D
WKUKForever99 4 months ago 14
It would be funny if they both left then came back and Amir had the shirt Jake had an Jake had new shirt
0pieguy 4 months ago
Jake's a pretty good rapper!
TheBugattiw16 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Hey Jonah Hill I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!
CowsSayMooFo 5 months ago
i love Amir :L
lillyjilly9 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
I love amirs jacket!!
ShannieLovesZeeEarth 5 months ago
gumbal machine at 1:03
wiggwigg2010 5 months ago
gumbal machine at 1:05
wiggwigg2010 5 months ago
2:01
MightyBharek 5 months ago
this is so funny that I can't even comprehend all the humor at once and therefore don't laugh
NinetiesYouth 5 months ago
this is so funny that I can't even comprehend all the humor at once and therefore don't laugh
NinetiesYouth 5 months ago
rule #23 of jake and amir: never. ever. ever ever attempt to drink ANYTHING at all while watching jake and amir, or your beverage will turn into something that it was not originally. Seriously anything from piss, to semen, to just converting liquid to solid. You have been warned.
Rydaguy67 5 months ago
lol
fckcom 5 months ago
who would dislike this
MrRdudeish 5 months ago
Nothing fixes a shitty day like jake and amir
themetaldrummerboy 5 months ago 10
click cc 1:39 teehee
ZeProcrastinatorz 5 months ago
how come all these videos when i go to related videos are all in 2009??
nightslayer78 5 months ago
0:52
aDumbGorilla 5 months ago
Amir: Its almost easier for you to text me
Jake: actually thats not true
Amir: I KNOW thats why i said alMOST, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
(....sorry Jake but Amir wins that one =P )
wavsunlimited 6 months ago 59
I love how Amir adds 'sauce' to the end of words when he raps
cloudillusion 6 months ago
This is my fave oe
fuzzlecousie 6 months ago
Amir isn't really like this, he's just acting
Tobias5505 6 months ago
amir is a fucking retard and I hate him
AlexAndJeremyDotCom 6 months ago
@AlexAndJeremyDotCom ur just mad cause he has so much talent. id like to see you be as hilarious as he is
BAMckeeman 6 months ago in playlist Jake And Amir Season 1
It was a pure rip off of A flight of the conchords and the worst thing i have seen on youtube Originality would be nice.
soallive 6 months ago
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soallive 6 months ago
Laughed hard as soon as Amir said "by the dubs".
smokejc 6 months ago 3
why does his shirt say the room in french?
smallmak5 6 months ago
just watched 38 episodes in a row. i need a life.
adrenalination15 6 months ago
amir's pout at 1:02 hahah <3
btw... can i get their rap duets on itunes?? ^^
surrenderurall 6 months ago
is it in jake and amir or in hardly working the episode where amir slaps the boss???
bigbold409 6 months ago
@bigbold409 its Hardly working : Whos the boss
CaliLexForYaa 6 months ago
LOL press 3 over and over
132bumblebee 6 months ago
When do you both ever work?
Barrooook 6 months ago
hold 9, or any other number key lol. they are all funny.
TheKFCluver 6 months ago
=.= Hate youtube adverts.
Captainmop 6 months ago
THAT'S A RAP!
24gludokane 6 months ago
tap 2 repeatedly
monkey5651 6 months ago
Hey, I GO to La Salle. Its a school
psuman444 6 months ago
By the dubs...
loveinstrumentals 6 months ago
lol stupid laugh....ahaha!
BassmanCDL 6 months ago
Amir is so god damn hawwwt!
nabelleish 6 months ago
lol amirs screen is probally full of spit @ the end :)
QuiickScopedYa 6 months ago
click the video, the press play, then click 0 then click 2 then click 4 ._."
it just sounds like it is repeating again and again ag-
28880 6 months ago
when jake said "the night before" that made my life. I can die happy now.
sweetride27 6 months ago
Possibly my favorite Jake and Amir ever!
BurnzBoyzProductionz 6 months ago
How does Jake not laugh!
Averagelifeofme 6 months ago
@Averagelifeofme The camera's not on him b/c I BET he is laughing his ass off! :D
altairPWK 6 months ago
hahah amir memorized jakes wardrobe so he can do process of elimination...
yrasianinvasiontv 6 months ago
'Two movies for the price of one son'
DannyTheBoxer94 6 months ago
La Salle!
ALittleLemondrop 6 months ago
Possibly my favorite Jake and Amir episode ever.
MoniqueSupreme92 6 months ago
hahaha man amir broke it down at the end!
7o7munoz7o7 7 months ago
iponesauce text it, it would be fantastic like a lace of plastic
shy2688 7 months ago
Anyone notice that the video after this one "Jake and Amir: Taste Test" they actually are wearing the same shirt :P hahahaha they are so clever
AegeanSensation 7 months ago
How gay is it when the highest rated comments are about how gay the highest rated comments are.
IsRealityAnIllusion 7 months ago
Jakes expression at 0:53 is priceless
MiniFerg44 7 months ago 104
@MiniFerg44 my exspession when i cum is forgettable..
samsung54369 6 months ago
Wow
tony1234101 7 months ago
720 people experienced a degree of difficulty hitting the like button
Sn33kyPanda 7 months ago
Wait wait wait...dooesnt Amir like LIVE in Jake's house?
iLiKeCeRe 7 months ago
PEEEEEEEAAAACEEEEE !
LetsDestroyVevo 7 months ago
i have a question how did amir get that job
Im123Beast 7 months ago