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  • epic rap battle of histroy... Amir vs jake

  • Jake= professional rapper

  • HEY NOW! Kate and Leopold is a GREAT movie...

  • Look at the pole behind Jake because their is a picture of the dramatic looking hamster

  • he got pretty red at the end...

  • @missumolly o.o *rapping. lol!!

  • AMIR IS SO BEAST

  • Lace of plastic?

  • Jake isn't that bad at raping.

  • I always think of SteffComedy: Stupid Laugh when I see this. That, and 'On the Phone'.

  • video responses:stupid laugh video=awesome

  • And the award for Best Individual Performance goes to... Andy Bloom!

  • I dated a guy that reminds me EXACTLY of amir. That's not cool.

  • Where was jake's free-styling ability in all the rap battles.

  • Don't you just love it when you find a Jake and Amir that you haven't seen before?

  • First!

  • Text me

  • "creep alert!" haha!!!

  • @alexo1234ss1 @AurisDJ he was making a reference to a previous video. murph says that

  • @RubiscoActives who are you talking to

  • Yo you're a pussy ass bitch, with a pussy ass dick!

  • @RubiscoActivase your so badass talking over the internet

  • @AurisDJ @alexo1234ss1 It's from another video, you morons.

  • @pkoleszar so because i didnt see his other video im a moron? you pussy ass bitch with a pussy ass dick

  • @AurisDJ well you're a pussy ass bitch with a pussy ass.... worms!

  • amir is batshit insane

  • well at least theyre better than Lil Wayne...

  • stupid laugh...

    ;)

  • I was laughing so hard i spit my gum out onto my computer screen

  • 'Text me what you're gonna wear the night before' should be a shirt,

  • I clicked control 3 n now I cant hear Amir.

    

  • i love how amir memorized jake's whole wardrobe...

  • hi

  • i live in la salle........ O.O

  • LA SALLE

  • Jake should text Amir :

    I'm gonna go to work naked.

    And then jake doesnt do it lol

  • @fall3nstar14 and then jake does do it....

  • @fall3nstar14 I think that Amir should text Jake and say that he will go to work naked.....

    and the day after the text he creeps up on jake naked :S

  • I love that song!

  • click 4 then any other:)

  • Press 3 for the best laughs ever!!!!

  • I would have texted Amir that I was going to wear a bunny suit to work, haha.

  • if i dont get thumbs up im gonna shirt myself

  • Rather creepy.

  • Why is it that he could rap here, but in later episodes he can't rap AT ALL...? Confusion...?

  • why are white people trying to rap?

  • @laxmania3 Why are black people trying to stay out of jail? Dont be racist ffs...

  • @sixaintnine

    im white.....so i dont think im being racist against myself

  • @laxmania3 Well lets say I'm white and rapping. You're being offensive at very least.

  • @sixaintnine

    i guess...its as offensive as you make it. I write raps from time to time but i dont find offense when people say that white people cant rap...i just think its kinda funny.

  • @laxmania3 Dunno, ask eminem.

  • @ronstero

    touche

  • Jake can rap? Hoodie Allen would say otherwise.

  • Street shark on Jake's desk 1:18

  • Haha fucking awesome I love this!!

  • Jake can rap O.o... thay make him look so useless en the new ones

  • Amir could probably be a

    Good rapper

  • This is my favorite Jake and Amir.

  • Amir breaks it down at 2:01

  • What exactly do they DO at this office?

  • Jake uses a mac.. :l

  • @Morrowind09 Why does it matter you fucking nerd...

  • @dtho100 'Cause I don't like Macs? You fucking dick. How does it make me a nerd?

  • Amir actually wears that shirt in a different video. :)

  • Text me what your not because I can work it out by the process of elimination!

  • is that a street shark on jakes desk?

  • God Amir is a weirdass

  • wait what!!! jake can freestyle!?!?!? ahemm i dont think soo! watch Jake and Amir: Hoodie Allen

  • Jake finally gets to rap well!

  • everyone like my comment just for the hell of it

  • I thought Jake couldn't rap...

  • Amir should've gone home and put o that shirt. Real fast like he does.

  • I find it a little funny that Jake is almost decent at trying to free style here, but in 2011 he sucks so bad that even MURPH wants to kick his ars.... :p

  • I miss the old office :(

  • That's Why I Said Almost you Fucking Asshole!

  • i cant watch jake and amir without thinking of stonycomedy

  • Aww I thought amir was saying my hair looked good D:

  • @panicatthedisco9090 I pressed 10 and all I see is a Panic at the Disco fan.

    It works!

  • *goes to YouTube.com/collegehumor*

    *clicks "Hide Annotations"*

    *gets rid of ads*

    * begins watching* i edited the top comment ;)

  • Only two people can say that 1/2 of a million people listened to him rap about process of elimination: Amir and the most interesing man in the world, stay creepy my friends

  • FUCK YOU JAKE AND AMIR I HAVE HOMEWORK

  • amir would own him if he had ardvark cum

  • holy fuck its 01:10!

  • no shit. i was brushing my hair as amir said 'your hair looks amazing' :)

  • Lol my school is called La Salle

  • @TrevisB57 hahaha mine to

  • LOL i feel really bad for both of them in this Episode. Jake because he probably feels some kind of weird resonsibility for Amir....and Amir because his life seems to be about Jake and how he wants to be friends with him.

  • thanks for censoring for no reason

  • am I the only one who noticed the tattoo/stamp on jake's arm?

  • what kind of sweatshirt was Amir wearing??

  • *goes to YouTube*

    *clicks on collegehumor video*

    *clicks "Hide Annotations"*

    *begins watching*

    Is it just me or is there an unnecessary step here? CHANGE THIS.

  • @WeAreAirborne i have a j&a playlist bookmarked and right there on my bookmark tab. i open it and like just put it as the background and carry on with my work and stuff.. haha

  • @WeAreAirborne Last step because you werent watching you were commenting!

  • @WeAreAirborne

    1. click at the 360p button

    2. click setting

    3. at the bottom of the page there is a check on (always show annotations)

    4. uncheck it and click save changes

    5. enjoy! :)

  • @WeAreAirborne you know if you get the new firefox, you can just put on some default settings that make every advertisment on ANY site disappear, i have it it'smooooooth

  • @WeAreAirborne macro this :) I use AutoHotkey

  • @WeAreAirborne dont forget clickling the X on the AD

  • @WeAreAirborne you can turn annotations from automatically showing, from your settings menu before you take an arrow to the knee.

  • @LStylz The completely gratuitous Skyrim reference made me giggle. Thank you lots.

  • @WeAreAirborne if you go to setting you can change it so annotations never pop up

  • @WeAreAirborne theres an extension in google chrome that you can set to automatically disable annotations, and it also skips adverts automatically! its called youtube options

  • @WeAreAirborne Yeah i agree! You shouldn't have to click on CollegeHumor's videos, They should automatically start playing when you click on YouTube!

  • @WeAreAirborne go to settings, playback settings and un-click "show annotations"

  • -high pitched voice- why not!

  • Jake, Y U NO TEXT HIM ?

  • Press 3 for laughs

  • I like how jake can rap in this episode but now he can't.

  • I was just watching scott pilgrim vs the world and Amir looks like Fu***** Gideon

  • i would text Amir, 24/7

  • I cant watch this without singing alonmg to the Steff comedy songs ;D

  • It would be funny if they both left then came back and Amir had the shirt Jake had an Jake had new shirt

  • Jake's a pretty good rapper!

  • Hey Jonah Hill I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!

  • i love Amir :L

  • I love amirs jacket!!

  • gumbal machine at 1:03

  • gumbal machine at 1:05

  • 2:01

  • this is so funny that I can't even comprehend all the humor at once and therefore don't laugh

  • this is so funny that I can't even comprehend all the humor at once and therefore don't laugh

  • rule #23 of jake and amir: never. ever. ever ever attempt to drink ANYTHING at all while watching jake and amir, or your beverage will turn into something that it was not originally. Seriously anything from piss, to semen, to just converting liquid to solid. You have been warned.

  • lol

  • who would dislike this

  • Nothing fixes a shitty day like jake and amir

  • click cc 1:39 teehee

  • how come all these videos when i go to related videos are all in 2009??

  • 0:52

  • Amir: Its almost easier for you to text me

    Jake: actually thats not true

    Amir: I KNOW thats why i said alMOST, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

    (....sorry Jake but Amir wins that one =P )

  • I love how Amir adds 'sauce' to the end of words when he raps

  • This is my fave oe

  • Amir isn't really like this, he's just acting

  • amir is a fucking retard and I hate him

  • @AlexAndJeremyDotCom ur just mad cause he has so much talent. id like to see you be as hilarious as he is

  • It was a pure rip off of A flight of the conchords and the worst thing i have seen on youtube Originality would be nice.

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  • Laughed hard as soon as Amir said "by the dubs".

  • why does his shirt say the room in french?

  • just watched 38 episodes in a row. i need a life.

  • amir's pout at 1:02 hahah <3

    btw... can i get their rap duets on itunes?? ^^

  • is it in jake and amir or in hardly working the episode where amir slaps the boss???

  • @bigbold409 its Hardly working : Whos the boss

  • LOL press 3 over and over

  • When do you both ever work?

  • hold 9, or any other number key lol. they are all funny.

  • =.= Hate youtube adverts.

  • THAT'S A RAP!

  • tap 2 repeatedly

  • Hey, I GO to La Salle. Its a school

  • By the dubs...

  • lol stupid laugh....ahaha!

  • Amir is so god damn hawwwt!

  • lol amirs screen is probally full of spit @ the end :)

  • click the video, the press play, then click 0 then click 2 then click 4 ._."

    it just sounds like it is repeating again and again ag-

  • when jake said "the night before" that made my life. I can die happy now.

  • Possibly my favorite Jake and Amir ever!

  • How does Jake not laugh!

  • @Averagelifeofme The camera's not on him b/c I BET he is laughing his ass off! :D

  • hahah amir memorized jakes wardrobe so he can do process of elimination...

  • 'Two movies for the price of one son'

  • La Salle!

  • Possibly my favorite Jake and Amir episode ever.

  • hahaha man amir broke it down at the end!

  • iponesauce text it, it would be fantastic like a lace of plastic

  • Anyone notice that the video after this one "Jake and Amir: Taste Test" they actually are wearing the same shirt :P hahahaha they are so clever

  • How gay is it when the highest rated comments are about how gay the highest rated comments are.

  • Jakes expression at 0:53 is priceless

  • @MiniFerg44 my exspession when i cum is forgettable..

  • Wow

  • 720 people experienced a degree of difficulty hitting the like button

  • Wait wait wait...dooesnt Amir like LIVE in Jake's house?

  • PEEEEEEEAAAACEEEEE !

  • i have a question how did amir get that job