This is how I want "Pleasure Circuit Corporation Headquarters" to operate in Nye, Country, Nevada. My plan as a leader is to construct the very *FIRST* "Business Brothel" in the history of the United States. Customers can have their business meetings in luxurious conference rooms, and then get laid afterwards. The most fundamental law of international economics is: "If you want to have really great sex, you're going to have to pay for it - There is no such thing as free lunch orgasms.
What exactly is there not to 'get'? It's not a complicated gag.
"ha ha. that guy thinks having whores at work is okay! what a goof! Oh wait! they have turned the tables on us! it is in fact acceptable to have whores at work, it's just that he brought them out too soon! ha ha!"
I've been searching for the longest time and I need some help. Anyone know where I can find the skit with Dave and Kevin and I can't remember exactly what happens but Kevin keeps saying "slipped my mind" and "will do" to everything? Anyone?
this reminds me of the new ABC story about the recently bailed out crook banksters using company credit cards to buy whores at two thousand dollars an hour.
remember, the innocent & yet unborn are going to be paying for this bailout forever.
It would be way funnier if the name "But first the whores" wasnt on top of the video. The first time I saw it on television part of the humor was the surprise. No surprise this way.
@BigBadassR Then again, not many people will be searching for "KITH office sketch red-eye flight jokes". Punch lines are pretty much the traditional way of identifying a sketch. Remember that Monty Python sketch that took place in a diner and the customer was interested in making substitutions to the menu items? And they all involved a certain meat product? Not to spoil the joke, but it was a pork-based meat product? Of course, I am referring to "Argument Clinic".
@BigBadassR Isn't that just like a whore, though? You're sitting around the house, minding your own business, then suddenly BAM! Whore! Right there in the living room. First time it happened to me, I damn near shat my pants.
yea.... thats the perfect primer for any successful meeting. This skit terrifies with its potential implications....whores should never come AFTER....unless they ALSO come before...
One of those great KITH sketches that were short, but in that time were so funny. Irreverence has a place in comedy, it just has to be done right. The Kids in the Hall did it right.
He didn't only get the order wrong, he took the hottest whore for himself.
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This is how I want "Pleasure Circuit Corporation Headquarters" to operate in Nye, Country, Nevada. My plan as a leader is to construct the very *FIRST* "Business Brothel" in the history of the United States. Customers can have their business meetings in luxurious conference rooms, and then get laid afterwards. The most fundamental law of international economics is: "If you want to have really great sex, you're going to have to pay for it - There is no such thing as free lunch orgasms.
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DRLAPAGLIA 1 month ago
look at the way Bruce was walking, i thought he was the whore
PrankZabba 7 months ago
bruce makes the best executive
odensmeadhorn 9 months ago in playlist The Kids In The Hall
funny as hell
melissacarterTS 1 year ago
The whore in black was pretty hot
TheArmy19D 1 year ago 9
@TheArmy19D Shapeless.
Yieiuu 1 year ago
@TheArmy19D um the whore in the black is my mom xD
justtjazze 3 months ago
man whores would be better
themooddisorders 2 years ago
The Whooooooooores xD
someguy988 2 years ago
Dave was one of the visiting businessmen, if that's what you mean
BeerBellyBear71 2 years ago
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Humour must have evolved beyond recognition since these sketches were made, because they are quite honestly the least funny things I have ever seen.
eduardosuarez 2 years ago
just because you don't get it, doesn't mean it isn't funny... like when ladies always laugh when you take off your pants in front of them :)
gaudeo 2 years ago 13
What exactly is there not to 'get'? It's not a complicated gag.
"ha ha. that guy thinks having whores at work is okay! what a goof! Oh wait! they have turned the tables on us! it is in fact acceptable to have whores at work, it's just that he brought them out too soon! ha ha!"
eduardosuarez 2 years ago
He didn't get it then , either.
Kangsryche 2 years ago
I've been searching for the longest time and I need some help. Anyone know where I can find the skit with Dave and Kevin and I can't remember exactly what happens but Kevin keeps saying "slipped my mind" and "will do" to everything? Anyone?
SeanPorteous 2 years ago
"King of Empty Promises", I think.
slacknhash 2 years ago
Yeah, it's called "King of Empty Promises". I have it saved to my favourites.
OldeManJenkins 2 years ago
Their characters were Duane (Kevin) and Lex (Dave), too. Those sketches were the best!
"You said you'd return it!!""
"Must've...slipped my mind."
theBaron0530 2 years ago
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dorkstomper: take some LSD and shut the F up
iseestarskitty 2 years ago
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iseestarskitty 2 years ago
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how can people even laugh at this shit!! where was it even funny??????
dorkstomper 2 years ago
just saved myself the time and effort of going out and getting an MBA
juankenon 2 years ago 6
First work . . . then the whores.
KryptoPal 3 years ago 9
fkn classic
888edward888 3 years ago 5
Comedic Gold!
reptilianshifter 3 years ago 6
i miss kids on the hall i remeber watchin them laughing my ass off
LIlONE4st 3 years ago 7
LOL look tat their dresses! predictiable joke... but enjoyable all the same
WestEndDream 3 years ago
this reminds me of the new ABC story about the recently bailed out crook banksters using company credit cards to buy whores at two thousand dollars an hour.
remember, the innocent & yet unborn are going to be paying for this bailout forever.
That's the plan.
Cantwetalk 3 years ago
love this sketch.
beersgood7 3 years ago 2
I fucking loved this show. I always died laughing when I saw these clips...
bshuffett 3 years ago 2
"But first..." would be the best title for this.
SonofMrPeanut 3 years ago 6
Couldn't agree more.
Dopplershift 3 years ago
It would be way funnier if the name "But first the whores" wasnt on top of the video. The first time I saw it on television part of the humor was the surprise. No surprise this way.
BigBadassR 3 years ago 38
@BigBadassR Then again, not many people will be searching for "KITH office sketch red-eye flight jokes". Punch lines are pretty much the traditional way of identifying a sketch. Remember that Monty Python sketch that took place in a diner and the customer was interested in making substitutions to the menu items? And they all involved a certain meat product? Not to spoil the joke, but it was a pork-based meat product? Of course, I am referring to "Argument Clinic".
steveasat2 1 year ago 6
@BigBadassR Are you trying to say that no one expects the whores!?
SuperNewsJunky 1 year ago
@SuperNewsJunky I have to admit, whores are always catching me by surprise. Sometimes I didnt even know they were whores until too late.
BigBadassR 1 year ago
@BigBadassR Isn't that just like a whore, though? You're sitting around the house, minding your own business, then suddenly BAM! Whore! Right there in the living room. First time it happened to me, I damn near shat my pants.
SuperNewsJunky 1 year ago 2
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was this supposed to be funny?
nilewow 3 years ago
The girl with the short hair is one pretty whore... ;-)
GemmBakko 3 years ago 12
She is ugly and old.
exenter2 3 years ago
This is highly irregular!
kygu7gg787g 3 years ago 12
Strange, at my work we were able to have the whores before the meeting. Maybe everyone was just being nice since it was my first week...
AmericanXer0 3 years ago 9
yea.... thats the perfect primer for any successful meeting. This skit terrifies with its potential implications....whores should never come AFTER....unless they ALSO come before...
sayterdarkwynd 3 years ago 5
Business before WHORES!!
spongebathe 3 years ago 3
One of those great KITH sketches that were short, but in that time were so funny. Irreverence has a place in comedy, it just has to be done right. The Kids in the Hall did it right.
MagnesDrachen13 3 years ago 4
CHICKEN LADY!
Rampage1196708 3 years ago
Totally I think they were funier than SNL or Mad TV
KaptainChronic69 3 years ago 14
there the orginal whitest kids u know
Borat108 3 years ago
i agree and i believe that someone will take the place of wkuk
Sladethetermanater87 3 years ago
Ever heard of Monty Python?
straysatyr 3 years ago
haha yea i forgot
monty pothon is the orginal kids in the hall lol
Borat108 3 years ago
human giant is the new kids in the hall
Panzerschrek1945 2 years ago
Kids in the Hall are the funniest thing ever.
peterbilt47 3 years ago 5
I'd like to make a funny comment on this video, but first...THE WHORES!
Cocarat206 3 years ago 14
lol... that was a good one! :D
warlordryudo 3 years ago
That's not how we do business here on YouTube. Make the funny comment first, THEN the whores!
awelcruiz 3 years ago 29
Yes! This behaviour is HIGHLY irregular...
Capng123 2 years ago
first business then the whores. got it.
Siua1 3 years ago 2
HAhaHA, the flight's getting better, HAhaHAha!
deaddogstwo 3 years ago
oh...business then the whores
warftrat87 3 years ago
first buisness THEN the whores!
DamienHell 3 years ago
This is Highly Irregular!
lovecraft231 3 years ago 14
can't find the skit that ends that show....anyone know where it is?
fredintr 3 years ago
if only this happened at every bussiness meeting
brownsfan6 3 years ago 8
but first....THE WHORES!!!!
zerographica 3 years ago 5
I forgot about this sketch. I'll have to use that line sometime this week.
Down10 3 years ago
Bring em on!!!
vaiman777 3 years ago
I have looked for this since the advent of the internet!- This and Bim Bam Babies were the best skits Kids in the Hall ever did-thank you
gators1941 4 years ago
god wish i could find the one where he has the thing on his mustache
ProfessorHuggins 4 years ago
HA! i love that one. "you have a little stain on your shirt"
idontseemtohavealife 4 years ago
Kevin's whore looks a bit like Dave.
radiofan6872 4 years ago
Have you ever seen Dave in drag? He looks exactly like a woman. Probably because of his round face.
IheartFreedom 4 years ago 3
ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY???
'Cos I'd totally do Dave if he looked like that. That is one beautiful whore.
I don't think she looks like Dave tho. So, sexual identity crisis averted.
lakonislate 3 years ago 2
Dammit, I was replying to IheartFreedom. Why my comment not appear under his/hers/its.
lakonislate 3 years ago
putting the titles may ruin the skit... but its the randomness thats funny XD
CosmicAria 4 years ago 2
Eh, I think most people who are looking up Kids in the Hall sketches on YouTube have already seen them...but yeah, maybe it would.
C16H12FN3O3 3 years ago
your title of your KITH videos ruins the jokes
bluebettle 4 years ago 51
Haha not really, it's easier to find the skit.
joemj413 4 years ago
awesome.
anders7k 4 years ago