Cover me porkins

[wawaH20]

RIP Belly Runner!!

[ff2paladin]

"What happened to the fat one? I think he died of heart disease"

[rkj2825]

that was stupid

[BlackLegion1262]

noms lol

[forgetfulmandude]

time to find reubenofthedead's comment..

[hunterchamp99]

@forgetfulmandude I hear ya.

[Joecbg100]

Funny, the actor who played him is also Max Eckhart, the guy Joker/Jack killed in Batman 89.

[CenkIsAdorable]

It's stupid fucking videos like this that put you into an uncontrollable laughter when stoned

[qwertyuiop123456168]

And that's how Kevin Bacon was born

[OmegatheFallen]

How the hell did he even get that x-wing off the ground?

[tEhWhIteDuDe]

haha I'm sorry, i was wishing for the fat guy's death like many of you guys were XD

[DarkTitanKnight]

Why do the fat people always die first?

[Callewable]

It was his own gravity field that pulled the death star to him.

[ginganinja714]

The Death Star didn't pull him down, Porkins pulled it up.

[MrQueenie]

I think what the writers intended was that Porkins is so fat he just completely ignores all laws of physics, despite what people say about gravitation in space and such.

[sanik00]

That's no moon, that's a Porkins...

[MetalPatrick93]

He couldn't hold it

[creativecomicguy]

smik4978: "It's too small to be Porkins"

[brothab2000]

I don't know why people are complaining.

Porkins obviously had gravitational pull.

[iPodtouch8258]

Um there is no gravity in space so porkins should still be alive

[TheStatShok]

@iPodtouch8258

1. The Deathstar has gravity

2. Porkins has gravity

3. 1 and 2 don't mean anything

4. Scifi = gravity generators.

5. ?????

6. PROFIT!



[samuriguy909]

@iPodtouch8258 1. Derp. Large objects like the death star have gravity in space.

2. Its a cartoon.

3. Porkins' heart disease would have killed him anyway.

[collingwoodrules]

porkins was the fat pilot in star wars that was the first one to die at the death star

[macandcheese306]

Yo mama so fat, this video.

[DarkFusi0n]

It's a cartoon, you stupid fucks.

[AWESOMEBAjS]

how did he get thru the atmosphere with half of is body outside of the ship?!?

[SebiStudios2]

@Reubenofthedead Porkin's gravity pulled the Death Star to him. Porkins never did crash into the Death Star, the Death Star crashed into him.

[re4lover121]

He should have ate some lightsabers. They have fewer calories after all ; )

[FloppyCat1990]

If a marble had mass equal to the earth it would be extremely dense, thus having a strong gravitational pull.

[0bserverXD]

That's why is needed military training, true goliath pilot?

[Tokeupbro]

I love how his name was Porkins in the movie. Lucas is an asshole lol "My god he's so fat, lets change his name to Porkins."

[GedasTraceur]

Benny Harvey RIP

[MrVenom1994]

porkin gravity pull the death star to him

[thesleepyweasel000]

thats no moon, it's porkins!!!

[Issaquan5]

Goddammit Porkins. 

[james757live]

lol, RIP Porkins...

[jsearle27]

if you look very closely in this video, lebron traveled

[bkelleher91]

ohai windows movie maker

[MrCatboy9000]

damn that guy is fat as shit xD

[1kampfkeksgeschwader]

his face is the best :)



[MRpowerlevel9001]

hay thats a kid from my school michle sell that fucker

[mack123abc48]

how was he even breathing? HE WAS IN SPACE!

[xI0GAMER0Ix2]

Filmed with a potato ??

[chosenhan260]

nooooooooooooooooooo

[jazz265]

His ship didn't crash into the Death Star, the Death Star crashed into Prokins

[morganammo00]

porkins is hilarious

i was sad to see him go. :(

[skatefame]

hey, yoda called. he wants his lightsaber back

oh wait that's not funny

[Reubenofthedead]

Where is the gravity coming from???

[Chissyak]

@Reubenofthedead

Ähm, from the moon size Death Star maybe?!?!

[jbond5150]

@Reubenofthedead everything that has mass has gravity.

[Reubenofthedead]

@jbond5150 True, but the Death Star was only the size of a small moon. The gravity wouldn't be significant enough to pull him that quickly.

[Peterowsky]

@Reubenofthedead maybe the moon-sized space station/weapon of mass destruction they called the death star?

[buerplaysguitar]

@Reubenofthedead A bigger body always attracts a smaller one that is why there is no such thing as zero gravity... And Death Star is pretty damn big. It could also be the fat-ass pulling Death Star too xD

[Reubenofthedead]

@buerplaysguitar No doubt the Death Star has gravity, all I'm saying is that the speed at which he was pulled would require much more gravity. Of course, people can stand up inside the Death Star, which also doesn't make sense...

[buerplaysguitar]

@Reubenofthedead Star Wars is fantasy, not science fiction (LOL, it's the worst reply I've made to a valid statement XD)

[JamArsKicker]

@Reubenofthedead HIS GINORMOUS ASS.

[GZilla2010]

@Reubenofthedead The Death Star.

[FinaIFrontier]

@Reubenofthedead He is so fat, his gravitational pull on the death star brought it up to him

[Jones16Teen]

@Reubenofthedead Well if ur a starwars fan you would know the death star is the size of a small moon. Meaning it has some gravity. also meaning that porkins is too fat for a starfighter.

[annasadbuthappy]

@Jones16Teen

If you had bothered reading the books you would have known that Porkins set the inertial compensator on his X Wing too high ( he routinely flew at 1.0 as he came from Bestine which was a high gravity planet and his fighter then created too much gravitational mass ) and thus he did not know he wasn't pulling up from the dive

[Jones16Teen]

@annasadbuthappy I don't really like to read books but the movies came b4 the books so I'm going to follow the movies and not know anthing that came from the books. more power to you if u want to go deeper into SW lore and u like to read. But since this is a SW reference in family guy,he was too fat for his ship.

[killerz560]

@Reubenofthedead the death star is large enough to have its own gravitational pull

[FloppyCat1990]

@killerz560 Not its size but its mass.

[killerz560]

@FloppyCat1990 technically the same thing..

[tubeplunger]

@Reubenofthedead Who says theres gravity? Porkins weighed the ship down.

[CaptainMan997]

@tubeplunger Weight has no effect in space..lol?

[tubeplunger]

@CaptainMan997 In this scene there is because he crashed. why didnt the others crash xD

[FloppyCat1990]

@Reubenofthedead Lets see a giant fucking ship the size of a moon? It has something called "mass", if something has mass it has a gravitational force. The more mass the more gravity.

[brennanww]

@Reubenofthedead the death star

[1bob36]

@Reubenofthedead hes so fat he has his own gravitational pull

[Spawner4747]

@Reubenofthedead The death star.

[CurseCreep]

@Reubenofthedead From the moon sized piece of existing mass?

[KoenZyxYssel]

@Reubenofthedead It's as big as a moon and made almost entirely out of metal, where do you think the graivty is coming from?

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

@Reubenofthedead From the death star, its so big it has its own gravitational pull

[Cranyx]

@Reubenofthedead The Gravity is coming from Porkins, the Death Star is actually being pulled towards him.

[softan]

@Cranyx Gravity comes from everything with mass. So what you meant to say is that Porkins gravity was stronger than death stars gravity. They would both still pull eachother towards eachother though.

[Spawner4747]

@Reubenofthedead The death star.

[sneakyooo7]

@Reubenofthedead

the deathstar, its the size of a planet

[Rohan2300]

@sneakyooo7 Moon...dude...Moon...

I hate it when people are right for the wrong reasons :P

[lemonboyz43]

@Reubenofthedead anything with mass has it own gravitational pull, depending on its size or sheer quantity of mass.

[NinjaTyler]

@Reubenofthedead The Death Star, it's so big it has its own gravity

[Zotov13]

@Reubenofthedead From below

[pfundit]

@Reubenofthedead Porkins' center mass.

[Reaper46234]

@Reubenofthedead It is coming from the Death star, it is so massive that it has a gravitational pull (this isn't me being a star wars nerd this is me being a a graduate from 6th grade science class just saying)

[bleesev2]

@Reubenofthedead Wouldn't the deathstar have enough mass to create its own gravitational field?

[gronndar]

@Reubenofthedead Porkins gravitational pull that made the death star crash into him.

[smik4978]

That's no moon-it's Porkins.

[skate204]

p p p Porkins hahaha !

[1andonlygunners]

lo this is so funny when i saw it i couldeent stop laughing lol

[owzlapsteeler]

hea's a monster siad me

[starwarsnerd100]

that poor actor. All he's known as is "that fat pilot in star wars" or if you're really nerdy, "Porkins"

[Izayoiaki24]

Aw, Family Guy made a joke about it. Now I can't make a joke about it without people claiming I stole it from Family Guy.

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

Never heard THAT joke before, MacFarlane.

[TheMomoxmox]

How the hell did he take off?

[SecretSpetsnaz]

@TheMomoxmox they gave him a push

[MisterRedstone]

Recorded with unregistered toastercam 2

[JimmyPage97]

@MisterRedstone redundant. 

[brainman67]

no fred

[TheAkator]

do not be fat in star wars or do not try to fly if you are fat lol

[theherosofwar5]

NOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT PORKINS!

[EnragedTurkey]

Why did you need to ruin the clip by making the intro and credits?

[JimmyPage97]

@EnragedTurkey because its youtube. This is the home of america's future cinema, duhh . CANT YOU UNDERSTAND ART!!!!

[EnragedTurkey]

@JimmyPage97 America can go fuck its self...

[JimmyPage97]

@EnragedTurkey yea it can.

[InuArao]

I would cover you, but then I would take an arrow to the knee

[MrTroller9000]

@qwertyuiop123456168 dude, supposed to be *puts on sunglasses*

[Awesomegamer9]

I like how in the description it has wow 25000 views and look at the views now xD

[97Lordflash]

It's funny...cause he's fat!

[50Calabyte]

How in the holy lord of fuck does this have 1,000,000 views?

[Rahvaen]

It's funny coz he's Jewish

[kardas4210]

=|

rofl lol lawl

[pet3rgriffin]

R.I.P Porkins, you will be missed

[MandRmoviesALT]

@pet3rgriffin not

[2112Zeppelin]

This was by far the funniest part of the whole thing. I laughed so hard i literaly fell out of my chair.

[ThatDudeWithTheGFace]

how the fuck does this have a million views

[PretaxAnemone48]

Should have fired porkins at the death star

[TheMinecraftDorks]

I used to destroy Deathstars. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[itstheCJDJ]

i used to be fat... then i toke an arrow to the knee

[jellyfishjr]

This comment has been flagged because it is just plain AWESOMENESS!!!

[Quigster23]

It's funny because he's fat.

[Steddykid95]

How would he get that far in the first place? :L

[TheInstantClassic1]

Following his death he became known as Porkins the White

[RappingJawa]

@nelecz1000 Hmmm

Nice going top comment

[EldradUlthan385]

Day 20,

still no sign of Rgamma624's comment and food and water is running low, I have taken several arrows to he knee and hope is fading.

[InAWorldOfLies]

@EldradUlthan385 Copy Rgamma624's name, open "see all" link above comments, press control f on see all page, enter Rgamma624's name, found :)

[menacinghat]

guys been dead since 2005 in RL

[mattwins18]

ha its funny cuz he is fat

[dethklok745]

He's having a little trouble because he ate too much pork.

[thewaffledragon]

'Mitochondria' is a top rated comment?? All right, I'll start looking....

[Lukas60234]

OH fatman please.

[ajbuddys]

ii flew a rebel fighter....then i took an arrow to the knee

[Coolcow6]

porkins ate 209 ppl xD

[bortelliM]

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[DrodGamer117]

@bortelliM Just shut up, I'm catholic and I hate spammers like you.

[Legba85]

That's why fat people don't belong in an X-Wing Fighter.

[ThaJew420]

See what happens when your fat?

[tubeplunger]

If you look closely you can see porkins ship.

[HoOGenghisB]

@tubeplunger

If you look even closer you can see Porkins in the ship.

[MrBritishBoogaloo]

I used to be porkins, then I took an arrow to the knee :3

[BigDamnHeroesSir]

POOOORKIIINS!

[starwarsdude242]

How did jek porkins get his fat wagon into the X wing in the first place

[DarkTemplarKain]

doh why not, old joke is old but:

206 people were not covered by porkins

[MelkorHimself]

Jek Porkins became Kevin Bacon.

[ngha21]

PORKINS NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[chimchar68]

I used to be an x-wing pilot... but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[EndTheFilms]

@chimchar68

it was funny at first

but now it's annoying

[BadOmenYourWay]

@chimchar68 lol... Skyrim...

[Jzigzags]

lol this always gets me to laugh HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jzigzags]

how did he get in and take off? O.O

[Coolz444]

Lol what a fucking fatass...thats how porky really died too, this is just taking it to the extreme. He got KIAed by blaster turrets, talk about embarrassing. only logical explanation was that his body weight was causing his X wing to go slower than normal hence enabling the blaster turrets to fry his fat ass. Im kinda sad he had to die though...id be laughing my ass of at him squeezed into a snow speeder.

[333333333116587]

@Coolz444 wtf are you talking about "porky" and x wings don't fucking exist and neither do blaster turrets dumbass

[Thepocalypse]

@333333333116587 Do you enjoy being an enormous idiot?

[Coolz444]

@333333333116587 How do you know they don't exist? Simply because they are the imagination conceived within the mind of a film maker? Who is to say that your very own existence and everything you know is no more than the product of a thought? Think about it, it's possible.

[Username93611]

@Coolz444

It's possible that *you* are the product of *my* thought, but I know that at the very least, I exist. I think therefore I am (...I think.)

[Coolz444]

@Username93611 I don't think we could be thoughts of each other, but rather thoughts of another "separate being". As star wars exists within the mind of George Lucas, we too may only exist in the mind of a being who created and contrived our world and everything in it, therefore he must exist outside our world just as George Lucas exists outside of star wars.

[DrodGamer117]

@Coolz444 Um.... Is Star Wars your Major?

[guibin]

@Coolz444

how much physics do you know?

as for being killed a turrets being an embarrassment, I guess all those WWII pilots that were shot down by AA guns were an embarrassment too.

[Coolz444]

@guibin It was clearly stated by the Imperials that the X-wing fighter jets were too fast for blaster turrets to hit. You can't compare airplanes used in WWII to spaceships that travel at accelerating speeds through space. Also, if you remember correctly, Porkins was the only pilot to be shot down by blaster turrets during the attack on the death star. Its not a question of physics as you can't compare modern physics to that of a fictional universe.

[TomahawkMonkeyMan]

Hey look it's Rosie O'donnel on Family Guy

[DrEdgarr]

porkins? too much eaten pork?

[nelecz1000]

The death star's gravity did'nt pull him down, his gravity pulled the death star up.

[lukebutterworth]

@nelecz1000 No, it was his gravy

[Username93611]

@nelecz1000

True for everything. An apple pulls just as hard on the Earth as the Earth does on the apple.

[freeyourmind775]

@nelecz1000 DAMN YOU. Spit my drink all over when I saw this comment.

[WakingLife55]

@nelecz1000 Excellent observation

[ZeroZX999]

This comment is made of win. Good job! :D

[xXDigitalassnXx]

@nelecz1000 oh the irony :D

[legoman9299]

@nelecz1000

thats alittle mean

[HuwReesMusic]

@nelecz1000 They pulled each other with equal force - Newton's third law of motion biatches :)

[aguy70]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! PORKINS!!!

[Ribeyeangus]

Porkins was so fat he had EVERYONE covered that day.

[aguy70]

@Ribeyeangus lol

[charizard4410]

he said porkins not jabba

[shkdbsahbdlabf1]

Fucking porkins!

[itp757]

as they say in el mehico, el oh el, essa!

[bigcasey1995]

How the hell did Micheal moor get there??