How to Survive a Zombie Attack : How to Contract the Solanum Virus

[Sprykeh]

It's not solanum, it can be any form of parasitic virus. There are many types of zombie viruses/parasites/diseases etc.

[chowder230]

Have humans in real life got attack by zombies

[nextraincloud1989]

Zombies are fake solanum is a family of plants potatoes tabacco etc

[12345gavin12345]

@nextraincloud1989 Im gonna PM you i cant write all of this down here

[aaronid23]

Guys did you know we are mammals not animals?

[Sprykeh]

@aaronid23 Mammals are animals. Dolphins are mammals, they're animals.

[ZombietheHunter]

DUDES I READ ALL ABOUT THE SOLANUM VIRUS! :D I know everything about it.

[chadtheguitarguy]

i could serioiusly do this on my own time



[Marcello777]

You guys are my heros!!!

[cjwoodcock]

cats are the best at staying away from zombies and if a zombe catches it the cat sais say good by to yo eyes

[thechaossnow]

every time somone calls me a nerd i say in my head "in ten years ur gonna call me boss"

[xXIpodsAreMyLifeXx]

dude!!! u read the "zombie survival guide" by max brooks!!! btw u can purchase this book at Borders :)

[briantexts]

Man pretty ironic that he's calling other people nerds.

[surferchamp21]

but we are animals tho 0.o

[divineoblivionguy]

the reason y animals know y 2 stay away from zombie is cuz they learn about it in animal school

[mikepong121]

xD the worst std ever

[samuelsmellmyfarts]

wait a minute this from world war z solomin virus is from the book

[AthyNa100]

well dogs can smell a none living creature like ghost ans spirites or maybe dogs just hate the smell of the undead

[ConquerorofallZombie]

"...movies. Those are fake..." And Max Brooks' book isn't?

[nicman1123]

people r animals u stupids

[TheGoldenBananaShow]

Im a Were wolf so yeah Gues Jacob is safe

[dustymyboy]

plasma this isnt halo ....

[Taco123780]

lol zombie chickens

[MyHamsteri]

zombis can be real there is a neurotoxin in zombi pouter that will infect you.

[cycotichaze]

maybe animals are smarter than u guys!

[MrMaxydoodle]

listen you supid idiots i work at a bio lab.we have a concentrated strain of phnu1 or the zombie zirus.i have the job of watching the damn thing sitting around or banging on its tank.you get this?im on the line first if it escapes, so at least try to know what ur saying

[Shadowrun71]

@MrMaxydoodle Sooooo....when you gonna release it? We're kinda waiting.

[MrMaxydoodle]

@Shadowrun71 oh yeah like wed really spread it around.thats a bit of a stupid idea no offense

[OttawaStreetNews]

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[OttawaStreetNews]

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[BLaCkKsHeEp]

dude these videos are freaking hilarious. its awkwardly funny.

[101fmp]

humans have never been zombies either dumbass, so how could you say animals never have

[SoapMcTavishownsall]

51 people got the zombie virus.

[SoapMcTavishownsall]

Animals can't get a zombie virus? then how do you explain the hellhounds in Nazi zombies?

[SoapMcTavishownsall]

Refering to my first comment: although if this is true, then just have some attack dogs and rip those meat sacks apart!

[zvz2ezzvz]

@SoapMcTavishownsall experiments?

[TheAwesomeguy8]

Damn!! I really wanted to bone a hot zombie chick!!

[FearRadio]

I WASN'T LOOKING FORWARD TO EPISODE 3 AT ALL... Another couple 1,000 years since Gabe just got called a GAME DESIGNER.

[Freeplay24]

Kevinyok@ Dude your retarded Dolphins have a much more complex speech pattern that involves highly advanced mathematical equations, which uses a highly developed part of the brain(cerebral cortex)... So your wrong, humans aren't the only ones with advanced brains.

[funnyrebellion]

we are animals and we still get infected!

[bouncer218]

Chicken: (looks at zombie)

Zombie: yuuuuummmm k-k-kf-f-f-cccccc!

KFC

THAT is why zombies eat chickens

[Rosenley]

then we cant durn into zombies were anamails

[thatguykalabam]

@Rosenley Apart from humans. I thought that'd be obvious.

[spaidergaem]

Nerds who don't stand in a barn yapping about something that isn't real, and also makes 5 times more than you.

[Kevinyock]

Animals brain is not complex as humans,Humans are the only complex brain.so Animals got 6th sence but their brain is not complex as humans.

[HedoneDesign]

why would anyone wanna have sex with a zombie?

[Kevinyock]

@HedoneDesign if they do that,they are fags.

[HedoneDesign]

@Kevinyock loool and if you are still virgin and dont wanna die virgin have sex zombie... but you must be dumbass fag.

[Kevinyock]

@HedoneDesign well,still they would be dumb people.

[alekino50]

@HedoneDesign Seems like you already have the brain of one if you can't even spell Chicken. (Jokes I know its a typo.

[killajamal1990]

Go to sleep, noords!!!

[Chia1997]

are we realy going to get zombies?

[yourmomzful]

@Chia1997 yes

[TheDrunkBoomer]

Didn't you say this all. -_- Also, your words - "Once your bitten, your dead. There is no hope for you."

[TheDrunkBoomer]

Zombies are fast though...

[FactoryForFailuree]

@TheDrunkBoomer Nope

:)

[ytvration]

animal aren't stupid to fight a zombie, that why there fuck zombie run!

[DeschainR19]

@ytvration english muthafucka

[BadVoodo0]

I DONT CARE IF I SEE KIM KARDASHIAN or SAM FROM ICARLY(shes 18)IM HITTING THAT I DONT GIVE A FUCK IT WILL BE WORTH EVERY SECOND !!

[TECHDECK2112]

@BadVoodo0 you just took the words from my mouth

[SOFTIHUVVET]

what if a retarded chicken went and got eaten by a zombie and then returns to he's fellow chickens???

[yamonster115]

"movies = fake videogames = made by nerds people who take this too seriously... frikken retards..." ZSA... Zombie Survival *Asylum*

[MrBubzLover]

So don't have sex with a zombie?

[MrPineapple2012]

Why could we only get the virus when we share share 96 percent of our DNA with chimpanzees?

[erasaka82]

actuly, a animal that can't get away ex-cage

[Systasan]

Well the statement you cant survive it isnt true if you get it on a sertain limb or area (foot arm hand or leg) you can always amputate the limb because like you said yourself it spreads to the brain

[dienow32]

@Systasan but it spreads rapidly by the time u get to the hospital ur dead

[IceCreamPwned]

@chickenvsgriffin How are you to launch it AND get out on time? An average nuke has a 150 mile radius, then 100 more miles may be contaminated.

[unianthony]

awwww i realy wanted to rape a zombie :(

[masterofrealism]

@unianthony have fun with this

[chickenvsgriffin]

Just Nuke the SHIT out of the zombies and leave the place before it is getting nuked DOWN!

[esdorin]

@chickenvsgriffin What if its the whole world?

[shadowmireify]

is saw a zombie cat

[AFROninga505]

we are animals

[Nazydog675]

A zombie bites you , your dead.

YOU BITE THE ZOMBIE AND YOU WILL END UP AS A PERSON IN THE HALL OF FAME but your still dead!

[abcd12345991]

umm.........i having sexual intercourse with a zombie now so what do i do?oh yeah and the zombie is my mom our maybe yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aH!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! dying!!!!!!!!!zombiefing ahh uhh grrrr ahhhhh grrrrr ahhhh

[TheKrisvids]

Sex with a zombie dude only crazy people do that!!!!!

[FlameOfGodith]

@TheKrisvids that's why i always carry a condom when i go on my raids against zombies >_>

[NCRRanger108]

im an expert on surving zombies

[Nazydog675]

BUT WE ARE FUCKING ANIMALS!! WE ARE MAMMALS!!!

[ggg165]

@Nazydog675 yes but we are different to animals

[Nazydog675]

@ggg165 oh.

[crabman306]

@Nazydog675 Actually, it's a matter of Genes. We're Homosapiens, they're not.

[datguyhukilledu]

They play to much nazis zombies

[JewsOfDeath]

@datguyhukilledu no, they read this book called the ultimate zombie survival guide. and probably too much nazi zombies too.

[laynecaffy]

but we are animals......dumbass

[heroruls]

lol the  RL978540029 virus was made by testing it on monkys yust a fu tips jes only by distrong the brane day dy 2 der not any slower as der living forms and 3 yust armore a bus and get aud of der and nuking zomby bad id sins we dont knowe wat the difrend cinds of radayson wil doe

[werewolffanatic123]

@heroruls what? ENGLISH, MAN! ENGLISH!

[CommanderRyderc1]

You got this from the Zombie Survival Guide

[sluggy32]

@CommanderRyderc1 BIG TIME!

[freakco11]

u guys are DUMASSES cows has this sickness of them begin mad and thats the mad cow dics then some guy think what if it happen to a human being and that how zombies are born into movies and games ECT. SO ANIMAL can be effect proved it if ur not beliving this google it then

[goodpartofPhilly98]

well at least having sex with a zombie is a bonus because they will always moan

[Mega554321]

yeah nerds who make triple than what you make

[yomaster12345]

@Mega554321 but do those nerds know anything about zombie attacks? :3

[TheChicClique]

@Mega554321 LOL!!!!!!!

[miamibeachchic28540]

wow umm that was a flash back of health class umm wow.........

[Dialga566]

lmfao havin sex with a zombie

[atomicpowerplant]

cap hutch is gona say dang when i show him this vid lol

[SpeedyCraigerz]

if you get bitten, pack yourself with C4 and yell around and get as many to chase you then BOOM!!

[egeseatr35]

i will survive about 5 years if theres a zombie attack. how?

my dad runs a canned food ffactory with one main entrance which would be easy to barricade and very thick walls over the rest. a huge oil depot and lots of truck along with tons of sharp stuff and tons (really tons) of canned food. xD and also a few girls shall be fine

[TheEmolla]

When he said having sex with the zombie

I thought about swiftkaratechop

[breakerace6]

@mcdookie paid? you honestly expect me to believe any of your claims? how about post a video of a degree in bio mechanics from an acredited school. and thousands of dollars were spent on you and these videos? what the hell did you spend on all the moeny on? it sure wasn't the audio/visual quality of the vids.

[breakerace6]

@mcdookie "bitches you be bangin" "cleche"? Did you even graduate highschool? you expect someone to take you seriously when you can not even type properly? Who exactly is the tool here when all you are doing is reciting the content of a book that someone else wrote? Do you have any original thoughts you could add or have you done any reasearch on biomechanics to understand what you are talking about in your videos? I'm guessing no. You're just another youtube tough guy with no original ideas.

[450025945]

@breakerace6 please resond to this, you are being very narly by telling that guy off.

But don't feed the flames of evil by resonding to his stupidness. Just wright a silly joke about how society is ending, and are brains will be eaten by the hords of the undead.

P.S. would you like to play a childrens card game steve, or snooPINGAS somthing with mindless chatter, sorry just tring to show some light in a dark world..

[JAREDMICHALLE]

Oh! I agree though there are a lot of zombie games.

[sion677]

@JAREDMICHALLE Left for dead, left 4 dead 2, resident evil 1,2,3,4,5, code veronica, outbreak, nazi zombies, house of the dead 1,2,3, carnevil, city of dead, cold fear, dead rising 1,2, chop til you drop, DLC zombie games, plants vs zombies, stubbs the zombie, yepp.

[Kazter11]

animal version of zombies is rabies, lolz

[OMGWTFMUFFINS]

Well humans have never been zombies.

[sex3skinnyjeans]

fags

[TheMelissaBoy]

Isnt a guy with rabies some sort of a zombie? i don't know how that virus is acting but?? Am i just being ignorant?

[McAppleWar]

@TheMelissaBoy ummmm....if a human gets rabies he/she just dies after 4-6 days if not getting the cure :I

[lilsnow92]

dude how do u kno animal cant get it zombies arent real......yet im pretty sure animals can get it its a virus and its gonna happen from an experiment that goes bad guaranteed

[lilsnow92]

dude how do u kno zombies arent real......yet im pretty sure animals can get it its a virus and its gonna happen from an experiment that goes bad guaranteed

[McAppleWar]

now cmon!

zombies came from movies!

[Uzamaki312]

0:01 skip ad

[PyroMighty]

Max Brooks.

[vinhhieu3]

find the hottest girl you know thats zombified, wear a condom, sexual intercourse = winnnnn!

[Darkgodaphex]

@vinhhieu3 Yes, cus if you tell the hot-zombified girl to give you a BJ, you're fucked also xD

[EmoGummyBear96]

i love this vid

[neoaustin164]

no du dont have sex with zombies onle a complete retard would do that plus the zombie would kill you before your even infected thue sex

[kdizzleproductions]

lol

[TheCrazyrogue666]

If you want to defend against zombies, just grab an AK

[metalcase1]

hell yea im want zombie  attack i tkink it be kick ass it to bash zombie skulls in

[gameduderox]

he said inanimate objects.they cant get it but they can carry it.

[ReWiReT]

so you cant have it when you rape a zombie? WTF i just typed this and then he said it o,0

[edward90ism1]

wat about the movie qurantine the dog was bittin an passed it to the old lady

[dizzi1221]

all of those are fake? lmfao this whole thing is fake if u believe this ur an idiot

[BaBangX1000]

Dude a pet rhino would be so great... Where do rhinos even fucking live?

[huntzilla1]

getting the worst std is from paris hilton zombie

[scrabble1128]

I read the rhino thing and I no another thing that can scare a zombie. that thing is...  BULL$#i+!!! ZOMBIES CAN'T FEAR ANYTHING BECAUSE IT ISN'T A TRAIT THAT THEY HAVE!!! THEY CAN'T LEARN, THINK AT ALL, COMUNICATE, OR USE WEAPONS (OR TOOLS FOR THAT MATTER)!!! THE ONLY THING THEY NO IS FEEEEEEEEEED AND SPRED!!!

[scrabble1128]

LOL!I forgot! A trench knife can also be used as brass nukles! How could I forget that "little" detaile!

[scrabble1128]

while we're on the topil of zombies, is it posible to servive being infected by bite or any other way and (maybe) get the abilities of a zombie? I think it would stop you from diying from just about anything, but you too would be able to spred the whatever it is by direct contact with someone. P.S.: The trench knife is considered the best hand-to-hand combat weapon do to its ability to pierced the skull. Just so u no.

[CTPliars]

but if it gets strong enough they can turn into zombies

[servent003]

lol why would somebody want to rape a zombie? i bet there were lokking for hardcore sex then haha!

[123Blackfire]

And that's where you are wrong msmarch4

[ToaoFreda]

1:33 Damn it!

[hakeador4000]

@ToaoFreda i hope u weren't tinking to rape a zombie

[msmarch4]

"animals have never been zombies" well neither have humans

[purplephlem]

since animals cant become zombies, we should tame them to fight the zombies! like tigers :)

[crabizback]

@purplephlem Go get a pet rhino:D

That will have the zombies running

[Halo3LengdaryTeam]

if animals cant get it then how come we can? cuz we are animals dude, were mammals, and mammals ARE infact animals

[crazywithcheese]

who the hell has sex with a zombie!?!?

[maplestory1775]

@crazywithcheese Hobos who are desprate

[Tony99956]

........ Sexual Intercourse with a zombie? WTF o.O

[shangrallama]

who in their right mind would do a zombie???

[bedvd01]

@shangrallama You will never know.



[LTGeraldo]

would ski goggles be any good?

[bedvd01]

@LTGeraldo I bet a gas mask would be a much better face guard.

[xxkittyscratch496xx]

if a zombie bites you, you're fucking dead. If you bite a zombie, you will be forever known as the most epic dude ever and will go down in an explosion of fire and heavy metal. But you will also be fucking dead.

[videoman223]

@xxkittyscratch496xx You don't know how badly I just laughed from your comment.

[SpdRacer375]

Watch Dead Snow, That happens

[helltwisters]

@xxkittyscratch496xx LMAO for real

[gatorboy124]

but like RE if they eat the body they will turn into a zombie too

[killingbitch2]

condom

[Trinitysx]

ive always wanted to fuck a zombie

you not necrophilia but not alive zomphile...

[JAREDMICHALLE]

In one of the videos,you mentioned Resident Evil 13.Dude,as right now,the latest Resident Evil game is Resident Evil 5 if your going by numbers.

[372Scimitar]

i mean if u wanted to have sex that bad and u do it with a dead zombi it will still infect u

[wolfer17]

LOL

[13iraq]

gay

[Jebu911]

Thats why we have condoms!

[FireWOLF109]

honest to god (not trying to sound mean) i have a hard time STAAYING dead

[Iamthemaster2]

lolwut?

[FireWOLF109]

how about people that has a hard time staying dead (like me)?

[dasudosomia]

lolcat

[YayMelons]

they actually have a "expertvillage" video on this? wow lol.

[JAJAJAJADETTEUSERNA]

"Video games are made of nerds"... Yeah, right. These guys are the NextGen nerds..

[breakerace6]

@JAJAJAJADETTEUSERNA these guys are worse than nerds. taking what max brooks created for entertainment and actually thinking it's real is like those guys who think that the land of middle earth is real. i would bet money these two clowns are virgins.

[knottsscary]

@JAJAJAJADETTEUSERNA True

[dran219]

@JAJAJAJADETTEUSERNA solanum is real but it only affects bugs

[dafedil]

if u have sex with a zombie ur penis will turn into to one and grow a mouth legs arms and just walk right off LOL

[newbelite13]

aw ive all ways wanted to have sex with a zombie so sad

[zuka7hegrea7]

lol a zombie chicken. Or zombie penguin.

[CursedEyes24]

What if you get bitten then try to have sex before you turn. Do you infect your partner? I'm thinking yes but i wanted to clarify it.