Carlos Mencia - America and Soccer (Comedy Central)

[sydriam999]

I love Carlos he's hilarious.

[MochaeMoepfli]

I really don't like this guy. But he has a point that we shouldn't impose "World football" on Americans.

But I also remember when Europe tried to introduce the Golden goal rule. That was not welcome at all. I'm glad they didn't keep it. I'm not sure why but it is fascinating that a tie is acceptable here but not in America.

[daisylovesmoy]

so you rather pay to watch a sport that takes breaks every 2 minutes? lol

[wsdamico]

dude lost weight...

[mojojojo2999]

goddamn this is air tight logic mr. mencia. isn't he supposed to be dead with a baseball bat down his throat?

[superhumancini]

Carlos Mencia is such a piece of shit

[SteauaBucuresti]

Tie?well not against vietnam and korea

[Sandblaze1]

3 ice cubes

[Sandblaze1]

A snapshot of the world in these comments...

So sad

[GroovG]

Seriously???? People really getting all worked up about friggin a comedian? LMFAO!

[muiscnight]

I dont see why ppl hate carlos he was the shit back in middle school with his show LOL

[KimmyNoelle]

This wasn't comedy. This was an angry Hispanic ranting about stuff that isn't all that important.

[titos814]

Wow and everyone says fat comedians lose the funny when they get skinny like Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill and Drew Carey. Mencia still gots it.

[EzequielVelez]

Again,don't fuck with Carlos Mencia.

[BenForTheWin67]

george lopez?

[elcalembo069]

I love this guy!

[mynameisliberty1]

Fat Carlos stole jokes, skinny carlos is original

[WaywardWinds]

This guy is great.

[JU51N0]

He feel more American than any of the gringos hating on him.

[grfrjiglstan]

Finally, someone else recognizes the lie that is Snuggie!

[PAT68RIO]

AMERICANS DON'T LIKE SOCCER BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY SUCK AND EVERY TIME THERE IS A BIG TOURNAMENT LIKE THE WORLD CUP, THEY GET THEIR ASS KICKED, BASEBALL NO THANKS, I CAN SCRATCH MY BALLS AND CHEW TOBACCO IN MY BACK YARD AND NOT PAY A F-KING DIME jajajajajajaja

[javimiami92]

@PAT68RIO dude, don't type in caps lock, it makes you look stupid. And B, we suck cause we don't play it.....duhhhhh

[PAT68RIO]

@javimiami92 DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE CAPS MY AMERICAN FRIEND jajajaja, WELL LET ME LOOK SMART; you can suck my balls !!! jajajajajaja

[bert14000]

@PAT68RIO it doesn't make you look smart at all...

[PAT68RIO]

@bert14000 I KNOW UH !!! jajajajaja

[kateldomful]

28 people play soccer

[PAT68RIO]

@kateldomful 28 people play soccer?, get out of your house cabron and you will see jajajajajajaja, Hey mencia, americans don't like soccer for one simple reason; THEY SUCK !!! LOL

[MalachiRevenge]

I love Carlos Mencia. He is awesome and much like me he says what the fuck he wants and doesnt care

[PhiloAmericana]

I can't stand this guy.

[daniyellowjello]

@PhiloAmericana press Alt+f4 then

[ApolloHellGod]

Hello Trolls. I like how most of you do enjoy calling him Mexican as if it were an insult. If I called a Mexican a Mexican. I would get a "Damn Straight Bitch." I think personally Carlos Mencia is funny. If you disagree, stop wasting your time and effort watching his videos and commenting on how bad he is. Your contradicting yourself by sitting here and watching it, which amuses me almost equivalent to the video itself. So. Hate on me or on Carlos, but in all reality, you wish you were him. Js.

[RIGSVIIVII]

Baseball ha ha wow really? I rather watch a soccer game that ends in a draw instead of watching a boring ass sport then Baseball.

[dj999dominator]

@RIGSVIIVII You do realize that closed mindedness like that is the exact same reason people don't like association football right?

[TheGreggiraldo]

george lopez and joe rogan dislike this clip 11.5 times each

[TheMoniStyle]

Fuk this guy i bet he played soccer with rocks when he was little and now hes trying to be an american..

[Dejavou99]

this guy is trying his best to be american hahah fuckin mexican

[SrgntPowerade]

@Dejavou99 Hes not even mexican?

[GgutiXVII]

@SrgntPowerade yea we know, hes from honduras

[Mangekyou001]

@SrgntPowerade He was born in Honduras, but his mother is from Mexico and his father is from Honduras

[Mangekyou001]

@Dejavou99 IMO he's more american than any of us.

[angelacevedo2112]

comedys cover band

[LMLR187]

considering that there was once a 22 inning baseball game and most of the crowd did not leave till IT WAS OVER, i think carlos is right.

[id104335409]

Don't hate the game only because you suck at it Carlos.

If the USA had strong football teams you would not be talking shit.

You would loooove championship nights.

[darkness5279]

@id104335409 we do have really good football teams its soccer we suck at. P.S. i know that in other countrys its called football but in america that name is taken so lets just call it soccer

[BaDoOo3y9509]

he got skinny like a motherfucker

[cokaneish]

Hope u read this carlos, you FUCKING ROCK!!! You lil comedy jacking beaner!!! Keep up the good work...PS haters he's prolly a lil 2 fucking busy 2 read this dumb shit hahaa

[satdenogales]

Hope u read this Carlos , you FUCKING suck ,

[maclicious2008]

@satdenogales You Suck

[satdenogales]

He's not Mexican

[PANDORUM12]

theres always at least a million haters. everyone always says mencia's not a real comedian, but if so then why is he on stage making people laugh? i dont know if he really stole any jokes, but if he did he wouldnt be in show business after the multiple multi-million dollar lawsuits he would surely face for plagiarism. try thinking rather than hating for once. either way its a new chapter. turn the page, get over it, and grow up.

[satdenogales]

You suck Carlos!!!!!!!

[AlainDeWinna]

I love his sense of humor and the manner in which he delivers a joke, great execution, loved it!

[CrazyStalkingGuy]

dont worry bout these h8ters...i say "worry about h8ters l8ters"

[lokomexakin]

This sux balls!! And im mexican

[pokerguy94]

Not bad.

[industrialmethodz]

get your ass back on the field!!!! hahahaha

[bigscott69r]

comedians have been stealing jokes since the beginning of joke telling. i only steal from the best myself. I like Joe Rogan too. but i don't see his comedy specials on tv to much.

[jtftf]

Well he already stole the robe on backwards is a snuggie joke, some things never change.

[BBoyFury]

@jtftf Oh, you mean he stole something that people on their couches were saying the first time the snuggie was ever advertised? If you really want to go that route, then any comedian who ever told a snuggie joke like that (which is a lot of them) stole a joke.

[Ozzyman05]

Mencia reborn! Gotta admit, he fell for a bit! This is actually pretty funny!

[pokerguy94]

@Ozzyman05 He fell for a bit? He vanished for a bit.

[isaperon1]

I don't care what Joe Rogue or anyone else has to say his funny

[RavingDissension]

If Mencia doesn't plagiarize anymore, I'm willing to give him a second chance. This is pretty funny.

[monkeyhagu]

"imaa call this a snuggie and sell it wat da ya think?? " lmao. 

[DanielMir11]

now, i finally believe this was all his OWN material...

[djkoopz]

Damn okay, I admit, this was very funny.

[wisefulone]

This information is general knowledge, common sense. What Carlos is doing, is downplaying a political problem. That as a comedian he doesn't want to address instead he wants to give you the oppositions perspective in a funny version and marginalizes the topic. He insults the southerners and northeners. But he's making millions, cause we want to laugh, we want someone to amuse us (sarcasm). "Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself." New Territory, NWO Fool.

[hallpop]

@wisefulone alwasy that one guy who buss kills a joke fkn trollers

[wisefulone]

@hallpop You enjoyed the joke good for you. Personally when someone complains about something I enjoyed, I see it as if that person has an issue and leave it at that. Most people think his funny and he is but my problem with his jokes are that the issues he makes fun of are messed up and they're not going to get any better.The NFL only allows one sudden death overtime period for regular season games. If neither teams scores by the end of that overtime period, it is officially a tie.

[shadowninga05]

this man is funny as FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[japaneseanime22]

God I love this man I was so.excited to see his special he is TOO FUNNY!!! gotta love mencia!

[keggie09]

Just watched his comedy special. Fucking hilarious. I really do not give a fuck if you reply saying, "HURR DURR this is where he got the joke from you jackass" Because i really don't care. I thought he was funny, deal with it. Also, don't reply at all because i have stuff to do.

[AnonymousGamer555]

Okay...Seriously, if you guys don't like him, then don't watch his video's...By the way...Whether you like him or not doesn't change the fact that he is more successful than you will ever be...Then again, that's probably the only reason you guys hate him...So, go ahead...Talk shit...But before you do: look at him & look at you...Do you really think he gives a shit about what a bunch of no-life losers on the internet have to say about him?

[StonexxDemonmaggot]

so who did he steal it from? George Lopez or something?

[theshantanator]

football can end in ties, and the nhl (until recently, used be able to) tie

[van6969]

Who bought tickets to his show?!

[skateboardp602]

Why does he gotta yell every time? Fuckin annoying.

[superturtle89]

He got skinny.

[shay33ish]

Pretty funny by the way Joe Rogan wants to kick your ass!

[m15vegeta]

...PERSONALLY, I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE IS SAYING HE STOLE ALL OF THESE JOKES...I'VE NEVER HEARD THEM BEFORE AND IM LAUGHIN ME ARSE OFF HERE..HE'S A FUNNY MAN...STOP BELITTLING HIM....oh..sorry for the caps ^__^

[MrCaptainGingersnap]

@m15vegeta Laughin me arse off here? FAGGOT!!!!

[m15vegeta]

@MrCaptainGingersnap ...this right here, what your doing right now, is childish...look in the mirror and reflect on your life...before you purge others with your negativity....i pity you, really...

[doctorwhovsthedalex]

@MrCaptainGingersnap Really Faggot? That really reflects on you as a person. Makes any normal person cringe and avoid you. Try refining your insults.

[Valienx]

its funny how its probably that his parents or grandparents were illegal aliens at one time.. and if it wasnt for AMerica giving JOBS his parents would have never stayed in the US... Just saying..

[silviawebber]

3rd comment ayee

[silviawebber]

Ayyee

[Sthorvnes]

I get more laughs out of my farts.

[JJBoii2297]

2nd to comment b4 100 views club

[SlavjanA]

first to comment cuz i'm a dick!