What's weird is that they practice kung fu in this movie, not karate. Just a cheap attempt to milk a succesul film's name to make a profit for some faggy remake. Thankfully Pat Morita isn't alive to see this shit...
karate is worthless anyway, I remember being like 8 or 9 taking a karate class and the dickhead teacher thought he was a drill sergeant barking at us about how if we get our arms cut off we must keep fighting, as if you could ever defend yourself against someone with a knife with those shit moves
the only kids at that age you see doing karate outside class are the ones beating up other kids just to show off how they know karate, the little faggots
The problem with karate is that American's teach it really poorly. Parents use it as a place to store their kids after school gets out, and there is very little practical training. At least when other countries teach martial arts, they put some emphasis on self defense .
It might sound stupid, but if you can block/dodge a punch, then you can block or dodge a knife. It's basically the same mechanic.
That's kind of irrelevant. If you can block or dodge a punch successfully, you can do the same for a person with a knife. They're almost exactly the same motion. Obviously, it would require a bit of extra training, but the principle is the same. It's something taught by a lot of martial arts utilizing weapons. Eskrima is a good example, because they teach unarmed combat after armed combat techniques.
more liberal filth... I can't remember a recent movie that didnt have a black dude as a hero/demigod in it... what's next a movie with a black jesus aving the world (and of course, seducing all da "wyte wimmenz")... fucking disgusting... never paying for another movie in my life ever.. Until the media is owned by non-PC liberal nonsense.
I just realized why this movie exists. It isn't about Hollywood. It's about China. The whole movie is an ad for China.
Didn't you see all the beautiful travelogue shots of Chinese tourist locations and natural wonders? Jackie Chan is a known booster of Chinese interests, so it makes sense that he'd be involved. I'm sure research would reveal the deep collaboration (and possibly financing) provided by the Chinese government.
"China: We May Not Have Human Rights -- But At Least It's Pretty!"
The dragonball cartoons were definitely cheesy, but there was something cool about that back in the day. I think a lot of the dragonball z episodes still hold up though.
The movie was just terrible on so many levels. First of all, it wasn't true to the story. Not to mention they decided to make goku a white guy and set the movie in the present. And there was a whole list of other problems with it.
@RaidenTheAlmighty yeah like goku never went to high school...or needed a date for a dance....it wasent called air bending..bulma and yamcha werent total fags(also yamcha could fight..in the DB movie he was a total pussy)..hollywood just ruins childhoods...cant wait for the cowboy bepop movie to come out with keanu reeves as spike so it could just be "neo in space...with a gun"...thats what the movie should be called
IDK, Reeves is actually pretty good in some roles. It just depends how he is used. He definitely has a certain "cool factor" which could work for spike. I think people people tend to over exaggerate the flaws with his acting.
i thought this was a joke trailer till i googled it.....whatever hollywoods smokin.....keep that shit away from north california and the rest of the country...how do you remake an already awesome movie?
At least the first movie made sense. What's the fucking point of learning Karate in China? Why not move to Tibet, shave the kid's head and call the movie "Kung Fu Kid", or better yet, send the little fucker to Africa to learn Dambe and call the movie "Kokawa Coon".
@PrometheusRising There was actually an article that came out where the producers said that they were against the name "Kung Fu Kid" because they didnt think people could make the connection. Thats right, they think we're idiots
Don't you just love how the movie knowingly shits on the source material? The only thing worse than this would be a remake of Back to the Future. That would be heresy on the highest level.
no brotha wants to learn karate mutha fucka, iss all about gang gang gang, 'nome sayin?
what next, a remake of weird science where a couple of spooks build some fly ass honey in their chop shop? i'm tired of movies being "colorized" for no reason.
I liked this movie. I like anything with Jackie Chan.
daichi2e 1 month ago
This video was epic, much love
maurofcpedrosa 2 months ago in playlist Mais vídeos de jicsar
the animations make it that much more hllarious
xx1andONLYCJxx 4 months ago
for the record, this movie sucked horribly. It's my hope that Jaden Smith's career is over, especially after he ruined The Day the Earth Stood Still.
CommitToFocus 5 months ago 2
Jackie Chan, mufucka!
dogshittaco24 6 months ago
Thanks daddy for buying me this part in the movie. (Completely fucked up a classic.)
raspycellist 7 months ago 5
"AW SHIT! Nasty Chinese Kid!!!"
zzman305 10 months ago
"Daniel San, this moved called, 'If you tell anyone, they no love you anymore.'"
TomMSTie1138 1 year ago 5
With these guys it always ends in pedophilia.
Monkeyman2357 1 year ago
The comments to this video are some of the funniest shit I've read on this site. Bravo. O&A fans really are pests.
FreezeInfinite 1 year ago
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majorkron 1 year ago
What's weird is that they practice kung fu in this movie, not karate. Just a cheap attempt to milk a succesul film's name to make a profit for some faggy remake. Thankfully Pat Morita isn't alive to see this shit...
CoolerKing37 1 year ago 2
karate is worthless anyway, I remember being like 8 or 9 taking a karate class and the dickhead teacher thought he was a drill sergeant barking at us about how if we get our arms cut off we must keep fighting, as if you could ever defend yourself against someone with a knife with those shit moves
the only kids at that age you see doing karate outside class are the ones beating up other kids just to show off how they know karate, the little faggots
hisoj 1 year ago
The problem with karate is that American's teach it really poorly. Parents use it as a place to store their kids after school gets out, and there is very little practical training. At least when other countries teach martial arts, they put some emphasis on self defense .
It might sound stupid, but if you can block/dodge a punch, then you can block or dodge a knife. It's basically the same mechanic.
RaidenTheAlmighty 1 year ago
@RaidenTheAlmighty
"It might sound stupid, but if you can block/dodge a punch, then you can block or dodge a knife. It's basically the same mechanic."
When a persons hand brushes over your your arm it doesn't sever arteries, tendons, and muscle, generally.
PowerOfNight88 1 year ago 2
That's kind of irrelevant. If you can block or dodge a punch successfully, you can do the same for a person with a knife. They're almost exactly the same motion. Obviously, it would require a bit of extra training, but the principle is the same. It's something taught by a lot of martial arts utilizing weapons. Eskrima is a good example, because they teach unarmed combat after armed combat techniques.
RaidenTheAlmighty 1 year ago
both Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio are rolling over in their graves....
hollywoodwerewolf 1 year ago 2
"what is this shit, it blows."
eddefy22 1 year ago
I love the animation
iamyourgranddaddy 1 year ago
so stupid
boothesquirrel 1 year ago
I saw Karate Kid, and it was ok.
kamtiniyes 1 year ago
He learns Kung FU, and they still called it Karate Kid because they suck.
SoShaLLitBeDumb 1 year ago 6
1:12 Ant:"Who is this...uh 'chini' guy?" HAHA
pzag 1 year ago
will smith qoute from oprah " I'm teachin my kid to hunt." wtf, if his last name wasn't smith, he would still be gettin his ass kicked in philly .
remmy73 1 year ago 2
@EmiTheGreat ding ding ding
GoalieRealmUSA 1 year ago
pick the cotton
boothesquirrel 1 year ago 6
Karate is Japanese, you dopes!
dsriggs 1 year ago 3
I hope this movie fucking bombs. Fucking Will Smith's fucking annoying brat.
DannyGrowth 1 year ago
@EmiTheGreat
LMFAOOOO TRUE DAT
yayyyzzz 1 year ago
more liberal filth... I can't remember a recent movie that didnt have a black dude as a hero/demigod in it... what's next a movie with a black jesus aving the world (and of course, seducing all da "wyte wimmenz")... fucking disgusting... never paying for another movie in my life ever.. Until the media is owned by non-PC liberal nonsense.
lictor313 1 year ago 2
Im really curious to see if they are gonna do the crane thing... see not meaning Im gonna watch.. see as in what other people have seen it say
WastedDaze78 1 year ago
thats will smith son what assholes they added a "n" to his name from his mothers name
tentpants2 2 years ago
lol they couldnt even have originality in the kids real name either....fuckin hacks
Whiteboy831 1 year ago
I just realized why this movie exists. It isn't about Hollywood. It's about China. The whole movie is an ad for China.
Didn't you see all the beautiful travelogue shots of Chinese tourist locations and natural wonders? Jackie Chan is a known booster of Chinese interests, so it makes sense that he'd be involved. I'm sure research would reveal the deep collaboration (and possibly financing) provided by the Chinese government.
"China: We May Not Have Human Rights -- But At Least It's Pretty!"
johnclavis 2 years ago 4
It looks really good actually.
PropellerBusted 2 years ago
If you want to see an awful karate movie, watch that live action dragonball movie.
Jesus christ that movie was awful.
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago 4
@RaidenTheAlmighty
if you thought the live action was bad, watch the godawful cartoons
hisoj 1 year ago
The dragonball cartoons were definitely cheesy, but there was something cool about that back in the day. I think a lot of the dragonball z episodes still hold up though.
The movie was just terrible on so many levels. First of all, it wasn't true to the story. Not to mention they decided to make goku a white guy and set the movie in the present. And there was a whole list of other problems with it.
RaidenTheAlmighty 1 year ago
@RaidenTheAlmighty yeah like goku never went to high school...or needed a date for a dance....it wasent called air bending..bulma and yamcha werent total fags(also yamcha could fight..in the DB movie he was a total pussy)..hollywood just ruins childhoods...cant wait for the cowboy bepop movie to come out with keanu reeves as spike so it could just be "neo in space...with a gun"...thats what the movie should be called
BlakeTahoe 1 year ago
IDK, Reeves is actually pretty good in some roles. It just depends how he is used. He definitely has a certain "cool factor" which could work for spike. I think people people tend to over exaggerate the flaws with his acting.
RaidenTheAlmighty 1 year ago
good animation
Demendred1605 2 years ago
i thought this was a joke trailer till i googled it.....whatever hollywoods smokin.....keep that shit away from north california and the rest of the country...how do you remake an already awesome movie?
BlakeTahoe 2 years ago 2
At least the first movie made sense. What's the fucking point of learning Karate in China? Why not move to Tibet, shave the kid's head and call the movie "Kung Fu Kid", or better yet, send the little fucker to Africa to learn Dambe and call the movie "Kokawa Coon".
PrometheusRising 2 years ago 25
@PrometheusRising i'd go see that one haha
remmy73 1 year ago
@PrometheusRising There was actually an article that came out where the producers said that they were against the name "Kung Fu Kid" because they didnt think people could make the connection. Thats right, they think we're idiots
amensupremera 1 year ago
@PrometheusRising i believe it's called "the karate chimp"
NutNapalm 10 months ago
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geez these guys hate everything, Fuck
MacTakcccc 2 years ago
I'm sure they'd hate you too Mac. :)
thwrldsgr8st 2 years ago
@MacTakcccc It makes the show funny nice is boring.
apiel1139 8 months ago
gawd this movie looks like shit
evaunit73 2 years ago 3
jimmy is hilarious. I'm still prolly going to watch this fucking thing though.
xcalibur4ever 2 years ago 2
Okay, first of all Karate originated in Okinawa. NOT China. Little shit was learning Wing Chun.
Secondly, this looks like the plot for a future episode of the Boondocks. It'd probably be more tolerable that way, though. lol
ghede13 2 years ago 3
Anyone else notice Jimmy's twitching? haha
ConspectuMortis 2 years ago
Great video as always sir.
I really hope Will Smith's cunt of a kid dies of aids
Ajinsomniac 2 years ago 5
@Ajinsomniac
From your mouth to God's ears.
FreezeInfinite 1 year ago
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Ajinsomniac 2 years ago
Don't you just love how the movie knowingly shits on the source material? The only thing worse than this would be a remake of Back to the Future. That would be heresy on the highest level.
sniper6081 2 years ago
fucking brilliant, the video is great and jim norton is a god.
AyndrKiynteyh 2 years ago
no brotha wants to learn karate mutha fucka, iss all about gang gang gang, 'nome sayin?
what next, a remake of weird science where a couple of spooks build some fly ass honey in their chop shop? i'm tired of movies being "colorized" for no reason.
xg4bx 2 years ago 2
Another great vid!
l8mrblonde8l 2 years ago
ok, this has to be said since the Karate Kid has finally been ruin in a degree that no other film has been ruined in such a way before, ever
THOSE FUCKIN DUMB NIGGERS!!!!!!
K4800M3R5 2 years ago
Domination!!!!!
LaCokaNostra81 2 years ago
Your editing is outstanding.
LilMotegi 2 years ago 2
indeed.
got nothing else to add really.
maddne0 2 years ago