I love the way yarmulkes look and since half my family is Jewish I get to wear one every now and then. But can I wear one just because I like the way it looks even though I'm not Jewish?
i have different yarmulkes. i have a black one i wear for shul, and two srugim. one i bought when i had shorter hair and now that i have long hair i have a huge, beanie type knit yarmulke from jerusalem that i wear just cause its awesome. im not even a frummie.
Very funny video. I knew a kid in University who's jewel bobby clip was bigger than his dam Yarmukle. And he wore it cocked to the side of a huge blond fro. He was a super hippie.
I really liked this, except for the blast to Conservative Judaism at ~5:30. Low blow, dude. Especially because it shows that you clearly are not familiar with many of the more right-leaning Jews who consider themselves Conservative.
Good stuff... I laughed out loud a few times, which I rarely do while watching taped performances.
Your shtick reminded me of a frum guy in my law school class (he wore big black velvet). During reading days before finals I saw him napping in the library with his head back and his kipa pushed forward over his eyes to block the light exactly like a cowboy hat would cover the eyes of a cowboy-hat wearing guy.
Can someone teach this guy how to use a f*cking camera? who leaves the light ABOVE their head and then continues to let this video be uploaded to youtube? do you think the audience will be forgiving because the content of the video is way superior to the quality?
Take my advice loser: move a desklamp behind the camera to shine on your face so that we can see your dipsh*t face along with your bullsh*t speech.
@adlej dude all of my videos are of poor quality filmed on a $50 low megapixel first gen digi cam and then uploaded without editing - it;s all about being raw and lazy, rather concentrate on the blog. This is just for shits and giggles.
@frumsatire most people who talk into a web cam just turn the desk lamp and make the video bearable to watch. if you want people to only hear you, talk into a mic and put the sound clip on your blog. if you insist on video, do it right.
Elementary observations that we never verbalize but are all thinking. I love it. I think I'll get one of each type of yarmulke and wear a different one on each day just to crew with everyone hehehe.
hey dude! i have like soooo many from going to bar mitzvahs, buying them in israeli shops, and what not... i have like evry type u mention in this vid lol... but i only wear like 2.... ill take a picture of me wearing my fav kippah. WARNING! I DON'T HAVE PEYES... haha
I'm in a keepa shop in meah shearim and i'm standing beside these two yeshivesh locals who are looking at this one black yarmulke and laughing @ it. I immediately pick it up and notice its made of corduroy (kinda like a suede/velvet 4 corner- its kind of in the middle which is what I like about it). I put it on, look in the mirror, smile and take it to cashier to buy it. all in front of those guys. their looks were priceless. still on my head today
You crack me up....this was one of your best :) I've see you have your critics, but I learn a lot from your videos along with the humor - and I don't think you're putting anyone down.
If you wear the yechi people will think you are even crazier than that piece of work on your head now. Not just because it's yechi but also because you dont look or dress like a lubavitcher. Israelis with these yarmulkas come into 770 all the time.
Hehe, I also managed to get my hair cut to short, so my knitted ones aren't fitting properly. I wear them because they look nicest. So I found a 6 piece velvet hiding in my door and it's sitting lovely :).
What about non religious people that wear the same as your black one but in weird colors like purple, light blue or green? Definitely a sign of a secular yid trying to be religious for an event or gathering.
I love the way yarmulkes look and since half my family is Jewish I get to wear one every now and then. But can I wear one just because I like the way it looks even though I'm not Jewish?
SubjectAlpha100 2 months ago
Tell me when this gets funny.
friedie1jeff 5 months ago
i have different yarmulkes. i have a black one i wear for shul, and two srugim. one i bought when i had shorter hair and now that i have long hair i have a huge, beanie type knit yarmulke from jerusalem that i wear just cause its awesome. im not even a frummie.
Lotrfan99 6 months ago
Very funny video. I knew a kid in University who's jewel bobby clip was bigger than his dam Yarmukle. And he wore it cocked to the side of a huge blond fro. He was a super hippie.
laurenoliver23 9 months ago
Black velvet here in the UK is usually the chabad choice of kippah.
jaredini 9 months ago
I heard the type of yarmulke you wear determines your political stance, where your from, whether you ashkenazi/sephardi..... That true.
jaredini 9 months ago
I really liked this, except for the blast to Conservative Judaism at ~5:30. Low blow, dude. Especially because it shows that you clearly are not familiar with many of the more right-leaning Jews who consider themselves Conservative.
alexkrule 1 year ago
Good stuff... I laughed out loud a few times, which I rarely do while watching taped performances.
Your shtick reminded me of a frum guy in my law school class (he wore big black velvet). During reading days before finals I saw him napping in the library with his head back and his kipa pushed forward over his eyes to block the light exactly like a cowboy hat would cover the eyes of a cowboy-hat wearing guy.
sparklemotion101 1 year ago
Can someone teach this guy how to use a f*cking camera? who leaves the light ABOVE their head and then continues to let this video be uploaded to youtube? do you think the audience will be forgiving because the content of the video is way superior to the quality?
Take my advice loser: move a desklamp behind the camera to shine on your face so that we can see your dipsh*t face along with your bullsh*t speech.
adlej 1 year ago
@adlej dude all of my videos are of poor quality filmed on a $50 low megapixel first gen digi cam and then uploaded without editing - it;s all about being raw and lazy, rather concentrate on the blog. This is just for shits and giggles.
frumsatire 1 year ago
@frumsatire most people who talk into a web cam just turn the desk lamp and make the video bearable to watch. if you want people to only hear you, talk into a mic and put the sound clip on your blog. if you insist on video, do it right.
adlej 1 year ago
nice lesson 5*
booooooolpusterd 1 year ago
i like the short hair!
tutmankingasher 2 years ago
Brilliant. Believe it or not, my prof showed this a couple months ago in Jewish Studies.
Personally, I go for the black knitted - keeps me as ambiguous as possible.
artsci10 2 years ago
holy shit I don't know you're talking about.
MickeyLBrown 2 years ago
no idea what you are talking about but for some reason i just had to watch all of it. entertaining. lol.
thevintagegoth 2 years ago
Elementary observations that we never verbalize but are all thinking. I love it. I think I'll get one of each type of yarmulke and wear a different one on each day just to crew with everyone hehehe.
GorterPoss 2 years ago
hey dude! i have like soooo many from going to bar mitzvahs, buying them in israeli shops, and what not... i have like evry type u mention in this vid lol... but i only wear like 2.... ill take a picture of me wearing my fav kippah. WARNING! I DON'T HAVE PEYES... haha
millionsmillions 2 years ago
Ive always wondered about what kind of kippah one wears & how one is perceived -
how are those large fancy bukharian kippahs thought of ?
TuckertonRR 2 years ago
those are like the syrian shul kippahs
ilovepittybulls 2 years ago
this is so true about the kippa.
On Ben Yehudah there's that big kippa store, I think you should work there you could help a lot a people out when they wanna buy a kippa
papatuchus 3 years ago
I'm in a keepa shop in meah shearim and i'm standing beside these two yeshivesh locals who are looking at this one black yarmulke and laughing @ it. I immediately pick it up and notice its made of corduroy (kinda like a suede/velvet 4 corner- its kind of in the middle which is what I like about it). I put it on, look in the mirror, smile and take it to cashier to buy it. all in front of those guys. their looks were priceless. still on my head today
tevster1316 3 years ago 2
Do you where that when you repo someones house for the jew bank.
curtisdonthurtus 3 years ago
Dude I wish I was in the repo business- but I am just a lowly blogger making min wage
frumsatire 3 years ago
@curtisdonthurtus thats rude, asshole..respect his religion......god what has happened to human decency???
sstruyf89 1 year ago
awsome,keep up the funny
royallywacked 3 years ago
You crack me up....this was one of your best :) I've see you have your critics, but I learn a lot from your videos along with the humor - and I don't think you're putting anyone down.
Thanks - good work!
austinrose99 3 years ago
Thanks for the chizuk man!
frumsatire 3 years ago
hi, heshy!
pisketty 3 years ago
Hey Leana- I haven't been in rochacha in ages- and I am due for a visit within the next few months!!!
frumsatire 3 years ago
no way!! where are you staying? when are you coming?
pisketty 3 years ago
lol lubavitchers also wear forest green velvet ones too..lol
alegna456789 3 years ago
If you wear the yechi people will think you are even crazier than that piece of work on your head now. Not just because it's yechi but also because you dont look or dress like a lubavitcher. Israelis with these yarmulkas come into 770 all the time.
effinnrawrr 3 years ago
wear the yechi yarmulke!
jordanfstop 3 years ago
Hehe, I also managed to get my hair cut to short, so my knitted ones aren't fitting properly. I wear them because they look nicest. So I found a 6 piece velvet hiding in my door and it's sitting lovely :).
krazyolie 3 years ago
Syrians wear those yalmulkas
EvanChaim 3 years ago
"You're doing so well now!" with the velvet, lol
You totally have do the Yechi yarmulka in Monsey, have a friend subtly record you walking around with it! Come on man!
FeivelJay770 3 years ago
Dude, the silk yamulke is so Syrian! ALl SY Shuls have massive bins of them. But they wear it different, all the way up front.
JacobDaJew 3 years ago
lol
EZC012 3 years ago
LOL @ yarmulkes are like racial profiling!
pillar26 3 years ago
I never understood, what is wrong with bobbie pins? I mean why do only certain types wear it?
twingal01 3 years ago
I also had long hair and a velvet. Man, this all is true.
djypsydjazz 3 years ago
The pot thing is very true.
djypsydjazz 3 years ago
What about non religious people that wear the same as your black one but in weird colors like purple, light blue or green? Definitely a sign of a secular yid trying to be religious for an event or gathering.
guylookin4fun06 3 years ago