This show that Christians have a sense of humor too. I love it. "Do you have the bread of life... it's not ur toast". GOD bless you who is singing the song
These heathens don't love Jesus. I get that they're trying to be "funny", but Jesus commands that we not say such disgusting words as "poop" and "the devil". I'll prey for you for tricking good Christians into watching this filth. You have used Jesus' name in vain, and that's unforgivable. You are wicked, and will be sitting next to all of the other liberals in Hell. Repent, and you might have a chance. If you need help repenting, let me know, sinners.
@darklorddogg The fact that billions of people in the world believe in Jesus as their personal savior makes me think people care what He commands. What you meant to say was, "What makes you think I, darklorddogg, should care?" I don't think you should care. I THINK you're an uneducated asshole from the UK who is trying to shock devout people with a devilish screen name and a surly attitude. Enjoy your stupidity on Earth, and your damnation in the hereafter. Cheers, you cunt.
lol "you cunt" very christ-like indeed, the jesus character from the bible wouldn't be too happy with that comment. I asked why should anyone care, I didn't state that no-one cares. It was an attempt to get you to explain why you think the claims made in the bible are true (thus giving reasons as to why anyone would care what the jesus character had to say). But you fell at the first hurdle, the question went clean over your head, and its seems you have become quite angry :)
@darklorddogg All fall short of the glory of God. So, why should I be the exception? Of course I curse (as does the majority of the world). There's no harm in calling something as I see it. "Curse" words were invented by your people, by the way. The ruling monarchy at the time thought certain words sounded too "French", and therefore lower-class, so they weren't to be used in the presence of a ruling class. So, curse words don't go against God. They are a man-mad "evil".
@darklorddogg I think someone SHOULD care, because their soul is on the line. Also, so many things in the Bible have been substantiated with writings of the period. Justin Martyr has numerous writings in which he compares the Pagan teachings of the time with what Jesus taught. You're a bitter ass that has been wronged, and so you take your frustration out on a people whom only preach love. There's no need to be sardonic here, mate. Leave the thinking to educated folks.
@darklorddogg Let me guess, you live in/around Manchester, eh? Nothing but fucking idiots and car thieves from there. I'm thinking I hit the nail on the head, huh?
John 3:7 You Must Be Born Again originalwriting.ie Use this book to share the gospel to unbelievers. Contains prophecy related topics concerning Israel and Christ. This book also speaks about spirit mediums, the false teaching of purgatory and discusses scientific facts discovered in the bible long before modern science. This book, God willing, will help you win souls.
@YouMustBeBornAgain1 We can win nothing only God can win souls all we can do is God's will and he will use our actions for his glory and ultimate plan
@supermazingperson I cannot believe some people, or Christians, are you serious in with that reply? Have you nothing real to do with your time than to nit pick, so to speak, at other Christians who are doing a good work onto the Lord. Please, grow up in the Spirit, and in your spare time read 1 Corinthians 9:19-23 Read this in its context, and spend your time, "winning souls" for Christ. We all know who gives the increase, we are not lacking in simple knowledge concerning the Scriptures. Goodbye
John 3:7 You Must Be Born Again originalwriting.ie Use this book to share the gospel to unbelievers. Contains prophecy related topics concerning Israel and Christ. This book also speaks about spirit mediums, the false teaching of purgatory and discusses scientific facts discovered in the bible long before modern science. This book, God willing, will help you win souls.
God fifteen years. Are you ebing 100 percent truthful and sincere in it was exactly fifteen years you searched for God or did you search for the existence of God Evidence works? and Miracles or are you simply over aggererating of searching and trying to get proof?
This is a wonderful video. Eventhough it is shown exaggerated there are many people who do the same way and it is a lesson for them. We pray to God to open their eyes and allow holy spirit to work in them.
For John said this i tell you the truth i baptize you with water but there is a man who well come among you and he well baptize you with fire of the holy spirit.
How ever there was no water for the deciples of christ none of them were baptized if you remember nor did they go get baptized after they were saved. Because they were baptized but by fire of the holy spirit that saves them and gives them salvation through Jesus Christ not through water as being dunked.
How ever there are tons of organizations they say works has everything to do with being saved but it doesn't. Thats not just there opinion thats there theory and nots in the bible that it says works saves you as in salvation. Jesus said those who are born with water and spirit are born again.
Note to dude who says there is no God *ahem* if there is no God 1) please xplain to me the reason of ur exsistence 2) if there is no God then there is SOME guy up there doing some REALLY UNEXPLAINABLE THINGS! And 3) even if there is no God (which if u havnt caught on yet there IS) do u really want to take the chance of wasting ur life and going to hell? Pshhhhh I sure wouldn't
@LuvMySocks (1)There is no such thing as "a reason for existence." You are here because your parents procreated. Period. There is no "reason" you are here. The best you can do is live your life in a way that ads value to you and others. (2) There are many things that are"unexplainable. But, there is no reason to believe "some guy up there" is doing them. You first have to prove there is "some guy up there" before you start giving him credit for doing anything. (3) ....
@000SMITH000 (3) There is no god and, so far, no evidence for a god. If you have evidence, I'd love to see it. Until then, I'll live my life to the fullest. Instead of wasting my time praying to the clouds or threatening others with hell if they don't believe the same nonsense I do, I 'll choose to enjoy every second of this life....because it's the only one I'll ever get. I'll live a moral, enriched life free of any religious dogma that tells me I'm a worthless sinner. Now here's a question..
@000SMITH000 ..for you. How do you know you're right? Are you worshiping the right god? There are hundreds to choose from.You may be wasting your life praying to the wrong god with the wrong rules. Let me help you. There is no evidence for ANY god, so the only intelligent thing to do is to live your life free from all of those Bronze Age myths. Try it some time. It's great to live life as an adult.
@000SMITH000 Christians at one point did not know God either and were living in sin, you do not know God because you choose to live in sin instead of repent.
@markpaghi I am not living in sin because there is no such thing as sin. I have no need to "repent" because there is no one to "repent" to. But thanks for your concern. Have a nice, god-less day.
@000SMITH000 If you have lied, lusted, curse, used Gods name in vain, looked at pornography, partied, drank, smoked, did drugs, been greedy, hated someone, coveted, stolen, not loved your neighbor as yourself, not loved the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, and soul, fornicated, been full of malice, wickedness, lustful desires, then you have sinned. What do you think Jesus died for? He died to free you from your sins and save you from Hell. You will be judged, so repent and trust Jesus.
@markpaghi I have done most of the things you've listed ( except for drugs). But I've never sinned because there is no such thing. When I do something wrong that harms someone, I apologize to the person and try to repair the damage I've done. I don't worry about offending some pretend man in the clouds who may be upset. I'm an adult...that nonsense only works on children and brain dead idiots. And no, I've never loved your made up god because he doesn't exist. Sorry..I only love real people.
@markpaghi Now, let me ask you a question. The bible says we are all sinners and deserving of hell fire. And that the only way to avoid hell is by accepting that Christ died on the cross for our sins... right? Well, I've got a problem with that. You see, I believe it is immoral to let someone else be punished for MY wrongdoings. If I am truly guilty of being a sinner, it's up to me to make that right with god. ANYONE, CHRISTIAN OR OTHERWISE, who lets Christ take there punishment IS IMMORAL.
@000SMITH000 dude...thats sad.....You can't go to heaven just by admitting your a sinner...JESUS HAS TO DIE FOR YOU FIRST READ THE BIBLE BROTHER you should be happy that you don't have to be crucified because we all do...just do your part and take up your cross brother and believe and know...that Jesus died for you
@dothedrums You have completely missed my point. Let me try this again. The bible says I am guilty of being a sinner so therefore I deserve to go to hell. To escape this hell, I have to accept that Christ took my punishment for me on the cross. If I accept him, I am forgiven. Now, I realize Christians treat the death of Christ as a "gift" from god...a way out of the punishment they deserve. Well, I'm sorry. I don't accept the death of an innocent man for the wrongs that I have committed. It..
@000SMITH000 ...is IMMORAL to punish one person for the crimes of another. Why do Christians find this so hard to understand? if you are TRULY guilty of a crime ( in this case, being a sinner) then it is up to YOU to pay for this crime. No one else can MORALLY take that punishment for you. Of course, the whole reason this Christ myth exists is because it was written 2000 years ago in a part of the world where sacrifice was considered normal. In that time, it was considered just fine to ....
@000SMITH000 ...offer up a calf or a lamb to the gods to answer for someone's wrongdoing ( or to insure good crops, or for any reason). Thankfully, we have evolved since those times and we know now that offering sacrifices to gods is pure nonsense. Except for Christians ( they still have some growing up to do). But the point is, it is simply wrong for the innocent to be punished for the deeds of the guilty. And I don't care if it is "god's" plan. It is immoral. Your pretend god screwed up.
@000SMITH000 No man, you've completely missed the point. Without Jesus, your screwed. You can't right your wrongs fast enough for yourself if you could have lived for 1000 years. Its impossible. you need Jesus! Thats why God sent his son, so the wrath can be upon him. HIS OWN SON. Whether you choose to believe it or not. HE LOVES YOU. Jesus still died for your sins..accept it or not..you'll wish you had
@dothedrums No, I get the point completely. It's YOU who miss the point. If I'm screwed by not accepting the death of Christ, then I'm screwed. I will not allow ANYONE else to pay for my faults. I AM RESPONSIBLE. MY morals are high and I will NOT accept an innocent paying for my wrongdoings. If you have no problem with letting Christ take the fall for your sins, that's fine. Congratulations. As for me, my morals are higher than that.
@BrendanIsCool ...I don't believe in religion buddy...that's whats blinding your eyes..I believe in the TRUTH. there's really no point in even arguing because its just gonna waste my time..Please just see how simple it is. GOD BLESS
@dothedrums. I agree with Brendan. I don't see any evidence for God, and ultimately if you're worried about wasted time, why are you praying to a non existant tyrannical entity? Think about it; if there is a God what evidence is there that he cares about you or me?
@IanEColeman hahah man you don't see any evidence for God...because you haven't been looking in the right places....my prayers not a waste of time...cuz he just keeps on answering them...and I know he cares about me..cuz He gave me purpose : ).....AWESOME eh?
@dothedrums. I spent 15 years looking for God at my church and in my religious community. For a long time I felt like you do; like something or somebody was looking out for me and was involved somehow in my life. But then I realized through reading the bible, that God is a terrible model of morals, religion is not respectable, and I was self-righteous and delusional to think that God was answering my prayers and letting innocent people suffer elsewhere in the world. Purpose? No.
@dothedrums. Your belief must be that God has an effect (or interferes) in your life. Otherwise why are you going on about this? I'm not here to argue semantics. What I want is some kind of logic that I can accept or reject and make conclusions about. You provide me with nothing but empty words.
@IanEColeman I an E Coleman seems like its all about you you you you and your weeping of how you spent fifteen years at a church you do not know a church is nothing but a gathering of people you do know this right i can tell you that church is not where you need to find God so you been doing nothing but works to find God and God is not based on works alone but through faith in christ Jesus in fact salvation has nothing to do with works to be saved.
@pacmanpackpuff. No one cares what you think. Anyone who is willing to believe in something which has a absolutely no evidence to back it up, is not trust worthy enough to be considered a valid contributor to any serious discussion.
@IanEColeman Remember IanEColeman you came to this discussion i did not force you nor did i pray for you to come here someone else did though or was God who called you here if eveidentally wasnt satan because even satan would say to you your an idiot so lets talk then IanEColeman you said you searched for
@000SMITH000 you seem to misunderstand why Christ had to die for you. You cannot do anything to make yourself right with God, you have sinned, which is breaking the laws of the Lord your God, and that makes you guilty of punishment. You are a criminal in God's eyes and the punishment is Hell.
@markpaghi I understand everything you said. I am fully aware that I can't "make myself right" with god unless I accept the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. Well, I'm sorry, I won't do it. My morals are such that I will not allow an innocent man to pay for my sins.I am ready to accept whatever punishment god wants to give me, but it is my responsibility...not Christ's. I only wish god had made a more decent, moral option for us all. But the choices he gives us are flawed...
@000SMITH000 ...either be tortured in hell forever or accept the murder of this innocent man in your place. Well, I choose hell because I won't allow someone to pay my debts for me. I realize all you "moral" Christians out there have no problem letting someone else take your punishment for you ( in fact, you call Christ a "gift".....truly disgusting). I couldn't sleep at night with that on my conscience. So, I accept whatever punishment I've earned. Sorry you Christians can't understand that.
@000SMITH000 Jesus Christ lived the life you could not live, sinless and perfect, and sacrificed his life, shed his blood, rose from the dead proving he was God in the flesh, and now he promises all who repent and have faith in Him can have eternal life. Only those who are righteous and Holy will go to Heaven. Righteousness comes by faith in Christ. Your definition of good does not matter, the Lord God will judge you according to HIS law, not yours.
The Bible warns that all who do not REPENT of their sins(turn from them and forsake them) and place a submissive faith in JESUS CHRIST as LORD AND SAVIOR will END UP IN THE ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE.
Repent of your sins and turn to Jesus Christ today! Tomorrow may be too late! TODAY is the day of salvation, now is the appointed time!
TODAY IF YE HEAR HIS VOICE, HARDEN NOT YOUR HEART(Hebrews 3:15).
If you really want to learn how to share your faith, go to the Way of the Master website. They have some good strategies and tools for those who want to evangelize but don't know how.
Over the years we have all been lied to by many false Religous Leaders and so called prophets. Many things we have been taught are not even in Scripture and millions have swallowed so many lies by these false leaders. If you are a truth seeker please visit the web site which is displayed in our user name and take the time to read some of the articles... You will be very shocked.
There is a great audio there for you to listen to. You will come away asking many questions.
i love this video! its super funny. the sad thing is people actually try to evangelize like this. i saw a nother section of this clip where they went furthur and actually gave an example of how you SHOULD evangelize.
not funny.... what is scary is those who do not accept Jesus Christ will regret their choice... repent, be baptized... and try to be attain salvation/... the gift that can only be received through Christ...
B. Now I am game for a bargain to be evangelized, proselytized, converted, to some bloody Christian sect. Nobody changes his convictions which are borne with himself/herself. All this conversion is itself a fraud, even if it is centuries old, and many large sections of humanity have fallen prey, only to lose the soul and sink into deeper miseries, with Jesus never coming to them. But for a job, I can be a hypocrite for sake of more money than I get now!!!!!!! Lol.
I was once a Christian, being borne in a family of converts to Christianity. M parents had been duped with fraudulent miracle cures for diseases demonstrated by Evangelicals, and also promised a lot of financial assistance and allurements which they never came through. So I gave up this source of hatred, namely Conversion to Christianity. .
You really need to come back to Christ before its too late seeing how we're in the end times now and the Lord's return is close at hand and if you want to escape going through the horrible Tribulation period, you need to repent and turn back to Christ. You blame hypocrites and TV charlatans, but if you don't repent you'll spend eternity with them in Hell. Read Matthew 24.
Besides most TV evangelists, like Benny Hinn, aren't true representations of Christians. They do make a bad name for us tho
Well, the video portrays what would dishonor God. It really wasn't worth it for that guy to get in the toilet just to make this video. Apparently, the holy water didn't work on that one lady.
we've gotta SHOW people the change in our lives...part of that is connecting with them, showing love to them, caring for them...then of course share our faith with them.
what would you say to someone who you would only be able to talk to that one time and you would never see them agian? and you didnt the chance to "show them" your life?
I think my stapler on my desk created the universe, if you dont acknowledge my stapler made the universe your gonna burn for all eternity, put your faith in my stapler or burn, burn you non-stapler believing oddballs.
I count how many people they can kill to believe they have true Gods. With Iraqi death toll, US has more gods than all time. Self made Jewish rule the world so they must be one who can make gods.
No. f people were to tach the Bible properly, believe me, ALOT more people would accept it. But instead we have these idiot 'shuckers and jivers' on tv who act like idiots who know all these things about the Bible, ye HALF of them cannot tell you how the Holy Spirit even functions.
It's sad, but a fact. When Jesus DOES come back alot of people are going to be shocked that they didn't get to heaven.
This is my brother-in-law, it was not a bible, it was a copy of moby dick. there point is that you can't force anyone believe in Jesus Christ you have to witness without being overbearing.
I think a lot of people are missing the point. Evangelising without love for people is not what Jesus wants us to do.This was a very funny and effective vid. We need to meet people where they are and explain how a relationship with Christ can transform their life, not threaten them with hell.
umm are you saying that im judging? please point out where i judge? what if i tell someone " hey if you accept jesus you will go to heaven? does that mean im judging them too? cause im telling them they are going to heaven if they have faith in jesus?
Simply proclaiming what God has already judged is not the same as we judging. When people only emphasize God's love, they fail to acknowlege that He is also holy, righteous, transcendant, Judge, wrathful against sinners, etc.
what you are say is not biblical evangelism, cause you kno what, people dont want JESUS telling them how to run their life even if it is better, they are fine will how they are living! that is not the gospel of jesus christ! the motivation for receiving jesus is not how he can give them their best life now and make it better. paul give us the primary motivation for recieveing christ in romans 12:1"by the MERCY of god offer your bodies as living sacrifices" this post modern gospel is powerless
if u came to me telling me that if i accpet jesus he will transform my life and if i pray to recieve him ill live an abundant life i mght also say sure why not it wont hurt to add jesus to my list if he''ll help me better my life. or i'll say nah its cool i like my life and the way its going
Cheesy. Why are christians insistant on doing this garbage. It mocks the faith and walk of marytrs that were put to death for witnessing. This lack of sinceiry, and dare i say it, professional conduct. It extends to music, to drama, and almost all forms of media.
@gahdemalprigi1488x GOD bless you. I & you should praise the LORD
ujesusfreak 6 months ago
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GahdeMalprigi1488x 7 months ago
This show that Christians have a sense of humor too. I love it. "Do you have the bread of life... it's not ur toast". GOD bless you who is singing the song
ujesusfreak 7 months ago
These heathens don't love Jesus. I get that they're trying to be "funny", but Jesus commands that we not say such disgusting words as "poop" and "the devil". I'll prey for you for tricking good Christians into watching this filth. You have used Jesus' name in vain, and that's unforgivable. You are wicked, and will be sitting next to all of the other liberals in Hell. Repent, and you might have a chance. If you need help repenting, let me know, sinners.
SinnersGoToHell 8 months ago
@SinnersGoToHell
What makes you think anyone should care what the Jesus character that appears in the bible "commands"?
darklorddogg 8 months ago
@darklorddogg The fact that billions of people in the world believe in Jesus as their personal savior makes me think people care what He commands. What you meant to say was, "What makes you think I, darklorddogg, should care?" I don't think you should care. I THINK you're an uneducated asshole from the UK who is trying to shock devout people with a devilish screen name and a surly attitude. Enjoy your stupidity on Earth, and your damnation in the hereafter. Cheers, you cunt.
SinnersGoToHell 8 months ago
@SinnersGoToHell
lol "you cunt" very christ-like indeed, the jesus character from the bible wouldn't be too happy with that comment. I asked why should anyone care, I didn't state that no-one cares. It was an attempt to get you to explain why you think the claims made in the bible are true (thus giving reasons as to why anyone would care what the jesus character had to say). But you fell at the first hurdle, the question went clean over your head, and its seems you have become quite angry :)
darklorddogg 8 months ago
@darklorddogg All fall short of the glory of God. So, why should I be the exception? Of course I curse (as does the majority of the world). There's no harm in calling something as I see it. "Curse" words were invented by your people, by the way. The ruling monarchy at the time thought certain words sounded too "French", and therefore lower-class, so they weren't to be used in the presence of a ruling class. So, curse words don't go against God. They are a man-mad "evil".
SinnersGoToHell 8 months ago
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GrievousCommander 7 months ago
@darklorddogg I think someone SHOULD care, because their soul is on the line. Also, so many things in the Bible have been substantiated with writings of the period. Justin Martyr has numerous writings in which he compares the Pagan teachings of the time with what Jesus taught. You're a bitter ass that has been wronged, and so you take your frustration out on a people whom only preach love. There's no need to be sardonic here, mate. Leave the thinking to educated folks.
SinnersGoToHell 8 months ago
@darklorddogg Let me guess, you live in/around Manchester, eh? Nothing but fucking idiots and car thieves from there. I'm thinking I hit the nail on the head, huh?
SinnersGoToHell 8 months ago
This is not how you win souls for Christ
mareather 8 months ago
lol complete idiots.
TheBabbygirl1123 9 months ago
ABSULUT IDEEEOOT
demonsmasher2 9 months ago
1:53. was that a High school Musical Poster? lol
mannymtz01 10 months ago
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broccolinaomi 1 year ago
Jesus Evangelical krew (J.E.K.) wheres the are?
AZZAflipnote 1 year ago
BEST WAYS NOT TO Evangelise! Hands down!
SnowBunnieSqueakyToy 1 year ago
what's the song used in this vid?
daviesonly 1 year ago
@daviesonly my life be like by Grits
SnowBunnieSqueakyToy 1 year ago
Toby Mac : Ooh Aah
broccolinaomi 1 year ago
OH NO!!! This was hilarious! Sooooo wrong! "wait... can we still go?" NOOOOOO!!! Buahahahahahahaha!
liliokilani 1 year ago
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liliokilani 1 year ago
John 3:7 You Must Be Born Again originalwriting.ie Use this book to share the gospel to unbelievers. Contains prophecy related topics concerning Israel and Christ. This book also speaks about spirit mediums, the false teaching of purgatory and discusses scientific facts discovered in the bible long before modern science. This book, God willing, will help you win souls.
YouMustBeBornAgain1 1 year ago
@YouMustBeBornAgain1 We can win nothing only God can win souls all we can do is God's will and he will use our actions for his glory and ultimate plan
supermazingperson 1 year ago
@supermazingperson I cannot believe some people, or Christians, are you serious in with that reply? Have you nothing real to do with your time than to nit pick, so to speak, at other Christians who are doing a good work onto the Lord. Please, grow up in the Spirit, and in your spare time read 1 Corinthians 9:19-23 Read this in its context, and spend your time, "winning souls" for Christ. We all know who gives the increase, we are not lacking in simple knowledge concerning the Scriptures. Goodbye
YouMustBeBornAgain1 1 year ago
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YouMustBeBornAgain1 1 year ago
wow at least now i no not to evanglize this way ha
richardricki123 1 year ago
@richardricki123 Tell that to Paul when and "If" you meet him. 1 Corinthians 9:19-23
YouMustBeBornAgain1 1 year ago
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pacmanpackpuff 1 year ago
God fifteen years. Are you ebing 100 percent truthful and sincere in it was exactly fifteen years you searched for God or did you search for the existence of God Evidence works? and Miracles or are you simply over aggererating of searching and trying to get proof?
pacmanpackpuff 1 year ago
This is a wonderful video. Eventhough it is shown exaggerated there are many people who do the same way and it is a lesson for them. We pray to God to open their eyes and allow holy spirit to work in them.
vijaychennai100 1 year ago
For John said this i tell you the truth i baptize you with water but there is a man who well come among you and he well baptize you with fire of the holy spirit.
pacmanpackpuff 1 year ago
How ever there was no water for the deciples of christ none of them were baptized if you remember nor did they go get baptized after they were saved. Because they were baptized but by fire of the holy spirit that saves them and gives them salvation through Jesus Christ not through water as being dunked.
pacmanpackpuff 1 year ago
How ever there are tons of organizations they say works has everything to do with being saved but it doesn't. Thats not just there opinion thats there theory and nots in the bible that it says works saves you as in salvation. Jesus said those who are born with water and spirit are born again.
pacmanpackpuff 1 year ago
Hahaha this was funny!
ForceRecon198 1 year ago
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Thats a perfect example of how not to do it?
Domodeath 1 year ago
2:00 AN HSM POSTER!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jeg97256 1 year ago
the part when he entrered the classroom was hilarious
1995DLB 1 year ago
This is a pathetic video.
jwolf6589 1 year ago
LOLLLL!! "Do you have the bread of life!? If not you're toast!"
ducttapekidd 1 year ago 2
why is there a picture of high school musical on the wall
marsgodofwarx 1 year ago
That was stupid but in a funny way...………
bunnyheartsmile 1 year ago
the music is by Toby mac (i think) but i don't know the name of the song
LuvMySocks 1 year ago
@LuvMySocks its GRITS
GabrielProductions1 1 year ago
@GabrielProductions1 So the name of the song is GRITS or is it the name of the band or whatever
LuvMySocks 1 year ago
ALL evangelism is bad.
000SMITH000 1 year ago
please name music !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monotheisme 1 year ago
Note to dude who says there is no God *ahem* if there is no God 1) please xplain to me the reason of ur exsistence 2) if there is no God then there is SOME guy up there doing some REALLY UNEXPLAINABLE THINGS! And 3) even if there is no God (which if u havnt caught on yet there IS) do u really want to take the chance of wasting ur life and going to hell? Pshhhhh I sure wouldn't
LuvMySocks 1 year ago
@LuvMySocks I wouldn't like to worship an all loving God who sends his children to eternal torment for not believing in him.
EnvyAbomination 1 year ago
@EnvyAbomination thats not what the bible says..
markpaghi 1 year ago
@markpaghi
I´m sorry. I´m just irritated how some people use God as an excuse to do stupid things. That´s not what Jesus said at all...
EnvyAbomination 1 year ago
@markpaghi you do not have to be sorry to me, i am not God. Peace be with you.
markpaghi 1 year ago
@LuvMySocks (1)There is no such thing as "a reason for existence." You are here because your parents procreated. Period. There is no "reason" you are here. The best you can do is live your life in a way that ads value to you and others. (2) There are many things that are"unexplainable. But, there is no reason to believe "some guy up there" is doing them. You first have to prove there is "some guy up there" before you start giving him credit for doing anything. (3) ....
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 (3) There is no god and, so far, no evidence for a god. If you have evidence, I'd love to see it. Until then, I'll live my life to the fullest. Instead of wasting my time praying to the clouds or threatening others with hell if they don't believe the same nonsense I do, I 'll choose to enjoy every second of this life....because it's the only one I'll ever get. I'll live a moral, enriched life free of any religious dogma that tells me I'm a worthless sinner. Now here's a question..
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 ..for you. How do you know you're right? Are you worshiping the right god? There are hundreds to choose from.You may be wasting your life praying to the wrong god with the wrong rules. Let me help you. There is no evidence for ANY god, so the only intelligent thing to do is to live your life free from all of those Bronze Age myths. Try it some time. It's great to live life as an adult.
000SMITH000 1 year ago
Hmmm
janeygirl14 1 year ago
YEAH!!!!!!!!! MUST TRY!
rem18wew 1 year ago
dj maj ****
monotheisme 1 year ago
c'est quoi le nom de la musique de dj mal ?
monotheisme 1 year ago
All evangelism is bad because it's all false. There is no God. Grow up, people.
000SMITH000 1 year ago
yeah there is dude why do tou think they have curches
jackspy34 1 year ago
What are curches?
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 Christians at one point did not know God either and were living in sin, you do not know God because you choose to live in sin instead of repent.
markpaghi 1 year ago
@markpaghi I am not living in sin because there is no such thing as sin. I have no need to "repent" because there is no one to "repent" to. But thanks for your concern. Have a nice, god-less day.
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 If you have lied, lusted, curse, used Gods name in vain, looked at pornography, partied, drank, smoked, did drugs, been greedy, hated someone, coveted, stolen, not loved your neighbor as yourself, not loved the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, and soul, fornicated, been full of malice, wickedness, lustful desires, then you have sinned. What do you think Jesus died for? He died to free you from your sins and save you from Hell. You will be judged, so repent and trust Jesus.
markpaghi 1 year ago
@markpaghi I have done most of the things you've listed ( except for drugs). But I've never sinned because there is no such thing. When I do something wrong that harms someone, I apologize to the person and try to repair the damage I've done. I don't worry about offending some pretend man in the clouds who may be upset. I'm an adult...that nonsense only works on children and brain dead idiots. And no, I've never loved your made up god because he doesn't exist. Sorry..I only love real people.
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@markpaghi Now, let me ask you a question. The bible says we are all sinners and deserving of hell fire. And that the only way to avoid hell is by accepting that Christ died on the cross for our sins... right? Well, I've got a problem with that. You see, I believe it is immoral to let someone else be punished for MY wrongdoings. If I am truly guilty of being a sinner, it's up to me to make that right with god. ANYONE, CHRISTIAN OR OTHERWISE, who lets Christ take there punishment IS IMMORAL.
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 dude...thats sad.....You can't go to heaven just by admitting your a sinner...JESUS HAS TO DIE FOR YOU FIRST READ THE BIBLE BROTHER you should be happy that you don't have to be crucified because we all do...just do your part and take up your cross brother and believe and know...that Jesus died for you
dothedrums 1 year ago
@dothedrums You have completely missed my point. Let me try this again. The bible says I am guilty of being a sinner so therefore I deserve to go to hell. To escape this hell, I have to accept that Christ took my punishment for me on the cross. If I accept him, I am forgiven. Now, I realize Christians treat the death of Christ as a "gift" from god...a way out of the punishment they deserve. Well, I'm sorry. I don't accept the death of an innocent man for the wrongs that I have committed. It..
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 ...is IMMORAL to punish one person for the crimes of another. Why do Christians find this so hard to understand? if you are TRULY guilty of a crime ( in this case, being a sinner) then it is up to YOU to pay for this crime. No one else can MORALLY take that punishment for you. Of course, the whole reason this Christ myth exists is because it was written 2000 years ago in a part of the world where sacrifice was considered normal. In that time, it was considered just fine to ....
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 ...offer up a calf or a lamb to the gods to answer for someone's wrongdoing ( or to insure good crops, or for any reason). Thankfully, we have evolved since those times and we know now that offering sacrifices to gods is pure nonsense. Except for Christians ( they still have some growing up to do). But the point is, it is simply wrong for the innocent to be punished for the deeds of the guilty. And I don't care if it is "god's" plan. It is immoral. Your pretend god screwed up.
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 No man, you've completely missed the point. Without Jesus, your screwed. You can't right your wrongs fast enough for yourself if you could have lived for 1000 years. Its impossible. you need Jesus! Thats why God sent his son, so the wrath can be upon him. HIS OWN SON. Whether you choose to believe it or not. HE LOVES YOU. Jesus still died for your sins..accept it or not..you'll wish you had
dothedrums 1 year ago
@dothedrums No, I get the point completely. It's YOU who miss the point. If I'm screwed by not accepting the death of Christ, then I'm screwed. I will not allow ANYONE else to pay for my faults. I AM RESPONSIBLE. MY morals are high and I will NOT accept an innocent paying for my wrongdoings. If you have no problem with letting Christ take the fall for your sins, that's fine. Congratulations. As for me, my morals are higher than that.
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 that sucks; because no matter how high you think your morals are, you'll never see above that since your always "looking down" on us.
dothedrums 1 year ago
@dothedrums what is it like being stupid?
BrendanIsCool 1 year ago
@BrendanIsCool what are you saying?
dothedrums 1 year ago
@dothedrums there is, without question, no God and no point to religion. Science is the only truth humanity has and the only route it should pursue.
BrendanIsCool 1 year ago
@BrendanIsCool ...I don't believe in religion buddy...that's whats blinding your eyes..I believe in the TRUTH. there's really no point in even arguing because its just gonna waste my time..Please just see how simple it is. GOD BLESS
dothedrums 1 year ago
@dothedrums. I agree with Brendan. I don't see any evidence for God, and ultimately if you're worried about wasted time, why are you praying to a non existant tyrannical entity? Think about it; if there is a God what evidence is there that he cares about you or me?
IanEColeman 1 year ago
@IanEColeman hahah man you don't see any evidence for God...because you haven't been looking in the right places....my prayers not a waste of time...cuz he just keeps on answering them...and I know he cares about me..cuz He gave me purpose : ).....AWESOME eh?
dothedrums 1 year ago
@dothedrums. I spent 15 years looking for God at my church and in my religious community. For a long time I felt like you do; like something or somebody was looking out for me and was involved somehow in my life. But then I realized through reading the bible, that God is a terrible model of morals, religion is not respectable, and I was self-righteous and delusional to think that God was answering my prayers and letting innocent people suffer elsewhere in the world. Purpose? No.
IanEColeman 1 year ago
@IanEColeman ...well man that sucks...seek God in your heart first...it all starts there
dothedrums 1 year ago
@dothedrums. If you believe that God interferes in your life, you should base it off of something other than heartburn.
IanEColeman 1 year ago
@IanEColeman ...never said it interfered....im not BASING it off my heart, im SEEKING HIM in my heart
dothedrums 1 year ago
@dothedrums. Your belief must be that God has an effect (or interferes) in your life. Otherwise why are you going on about this? I'm not here to argue semantics. What I want is some kind of logic that I can accept or reject and make conclusions about. You provide me with nothing but empty words.
IanEColeman 1 year ago
@IanEColeman tada
dothedrums 1 year ago
@IanEColeman I an E Coleman seems like its all about you you you you and your weeping of how you spent fifteen years at a church you do not know a church is nothing but a gathering of people you do know this right i can tell you that church is not where you need to find God so you been doing nothing but works to find God and God is not based on works alone but through faith in christ Jesus in fact salvation has nothing to do with works to be saved.
pacmanpackpuff 1 year ago
@pacmanpackpuff. No one cares what you think. Anyone who is willing to believe in something which has a absolutely no evidence to back it up, is not trust worthy enough to be considered a valid contributor to any serious discussion.
IanEColeman 1 year ago
@IanEColeman Remember IanEColeman you came to this discussion i did not force you nor did i pray for you to come here someone else did though or was God who called you here if eveidentally wasnt satan because even satan would say to you your an idiot so lets talk then IanEColeman you said you searched for
pacmanpackpuff 1 year ago
@BrendanIsCool p.s GOD IS SCIENCE HALLELUJAH! AMEN!?
dothedrums 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 you seem to misunderstand why Christ had to die for you. You cannot do anything to make yourself right with God, you have sinned, which is breaking the laws of the Lord your God, and that makes you guilty of punishment. You are a criminal in God's eyes and the punishment is Hell.
markpaghi 1 year ago
@markpaghi I understand everything you said. I am fully aware that I can't "make myself right" with god unless I accept the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. Well, I'm sorry, I won't do it. My morals are such that I will not allow an innocent man to pay for my sins.I am ready to accept whatever punishment god wants to give me, but it is my responsibility...not Christ's. I only wish god had made a more decent, moral option for us all. But the choices he gives us are flawed...
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 ...either be tortured in hell forever or accept the murder of this innocent man in your place. Well, I choose hell because I won't allow someone to pay my debts for me. I realize all you "moral" Christians out there have no problem letting someone else take your punishment for you ( in fact, you call Christ a "gift".....truly disgusting). I couldn't sleep at night with that on my conscience. So, I accept whatever punishment I've earned. Sorry you Christians can't understand that.
000SMITH000 1 year ago
@000SMITH000 Jesus Christ lived the life you could not live, sinless and perfect, and sacrificed his life, shed his blood, rose from the dead proving he was God in the flesh, and now he promises all who repent and have faith in Him can have eternal life. Only those who are righteous and Holy will go to Heaven. Righteousness comes by faith in Christ. Your definition of good does not matter, the Lord God will judge you according to HIS law, not yours.
markpaghi 1 year ago
salvation swirly-- how JACK BAUER would evangelize! lol
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over9000christian 1 year ago
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holyryder1 2 years ago
I freaking love Niko!
rubexpube 2 years ago
Haha pretty funny stuff
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2besavedcom 2 years ago
i love this video! its super funny. the sad thing is people actually try to evangelize like this. i saw a nother section of this clip where they went furthur and actually gave an example of how you SHOULD evangelize.
drumerboy1365 2 years ago
not funny.... what is scary is those who do not accept Jesus Christ will regret their choice... repent, be baptized... and try to be attain salvation/... the gift that can only be received through Christ...
megaead69 2 years ago
B. Now I am game for a bargain to be evangelized, proselytized, converted, to some bloody Christian sect. Nobody changes his convictions which are borne with himself/herself. All this conversion is itself a fraud, even if it is centuries old, and many large sections of humanity have fallen prey, only to lose the soul and sink into deeper miseries, with Jesus never coming to them. But for a job, I can be a hypocrite for sake of more money than I get now!!!!!!! Lol.
paulkrist44 2 years ago
I was once a Christian, being borne in a family of converts to Christianity. M parents had been duped with fraudulent miracle cures for diseases demonstrated by Evangelicals, and also promised a lot of financial assistance and allurements which they never came through. So I gave up this source of hatred, namely Conversion to Christianity. .
paulkrist44 2 years ago
You really need to come back to Christ before its too late seeing how we're in the end times now and the Lord's return is close at hand and if you want to escape going through the horrible Tribulation period, you need to repent and turn back to Christ. You blame hypocrites and TV charlatans, but if you don't repent you'll spend eternity with them in Hell. Read Matthew 24.
Besides most TV evangelists, like Benny Hinn, aren't true representations of Christians. They do make a bad name for us tho
over9000christian 1 year ago
this is blasphemous. videos like this dishonor God.
cheetor22 2 years ago
Well, the video portrays what would dishonor God. It really wasn't worth it for that guy to get in the toilet just to make this video. Apparently, the holy water didn't work on that one lady.
punderous 2 years ago
"Hey some random girl at a party?" @2:14
Oh if it were only that easy to pickup girls...
LeaveMeAlone99a 2 years ago
I'm going to use that. I might report back with a success/ failure story if i remember
dorado221 2 years ago
stupied,
catmanpro 2 years ago
we are not non believers. I promise
jellyroll520 2 years ago
This is kinda like the Inquisition...just needs a tad more death,blood, and fire.
TIKOMIX 2 years ago
i don't get whether these guys are non-believers making fun of christians or christians making fun of christians
MegAshleyPieroway 2 years ago
here is another way not to evangelize get the gold letters Jesus on some of those gold rings and go punching people in the face. lol
xBLOODBAFx 2 years ago
What does the R stand for in 'J.E.R.K.'??
bethainy 2 years ago
I hope that wasn't a real Bible you threw ;-)
burlygurly 2 years ago
i know this man personally. he would never throw a bible
jellyroll520 2 years ago
so i think you are missing the point "biblically".....u are doing what is right in your own eyes and how YOU think we should evangelize
educatedthug15 2 years ago
we've gotta SHOW people the change in our lives...part of that is connecting with them, showing love to them, caring for them...then of course share our faith with them.
alastairI 2 years ago
what would you say to someone who you would only be able to talk to that one time and you would never see them agian? and you didnt the chance to "show them" your life?
educatedthug15 2 years ago
The water was the best part.
mwolfson86 2 years ago
This video was a waste of time. Obviously meant to be silly, it achieved it's goal.
drtollett 2 years ago
no reaaaal christian would evangelize like that.. xD
thug93life 2 years ago
hahahahaha... 1:28 is the best!!!! Sooo funny ahahaha...
Agidock 2 years ago
I think my stapler on my desk created the universe, if you dont acknowledge my stapler made the universe your gonna burn for all eternity, put your faith in my stapler or burn, burn you non-stapler believing oddballs.
blumetatron 2 years ago
this is so funny lol.
mmmhm234 2 years ago
I am reminded by a toad when I look at your face.
TurdSnatcher777 2 years ago
PURE GOLD. As an evangelist, I laughed VERY hard at this. Rock on! =)
livingwaterrevivals 2 years ago
oh wow thats great he makes a good point on it !!!!
zeick350tuber 2 years ago
That was funny. What's the song playing in the background?
grahammatthew 2 years ago
my life be like ooo ahh by grits
mello27 2 years ago
Thanks
grahammatthew 2 years ago
artist grits song is ooh ahh
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MusicalPlatypus777 2 years ago
Very stupid. What a waste of time.
sdbeliever 3 years ago
whats the r stand for in j.e.r.k?
pippigladstone 3 years ago
my tip - it stands for Retard :)
mynkNX 2 years ago
What whimpy Bible-whipping at 2:10
Wintermute01001 3 years ago
LOL
Toxinhead 3 years ago 2
I count how many people they can kill to believe they have true Gods. With Iraqi death toll, US has more gods than all time. Self made Jewish rule the world so they must be one who can make gods.
beancube2008 3 years ago
This is good stuff!
xdudedudex 3 years ago 3
Ignorance...
doctorh2005 3 years ago
ironic
hack5678 3 years ago
Haha i love this video. we watched this in my bible class and just cracked up. these guys are funny
ElizabethBiselWrites 3 years ago 3
Do you have the bread of life if not you're toast! nice
NotebookAlexis 3 years ago 3
This is basically what they do to childrens minds.
nikkisixxual 3 years ago
No. f people were to tach the Bible properly, believe me, ALOT more people would accept it. But instead we have these idiot 'shuckers and jivers' on tv who act like idiots who know all these things about the Bible, ye HALF of them cannot tell you how the Holy Spirit even functions.
It's sad, but a fact. When Jesus DOES come back alot of people are going to be shocked that they didn't get to heaven.
johnlewisbrooks 3 years ago 3
More fools working for the devil!
revivalisneeded 3 years ago
So funny!
bobbereight 3 years ago 2
This is my brother-in-law, it was not a bible, it was a copy of moby dick. there point is that you can't force anyone believe in Jesus Christ you have to witness without being overbearing.
aprilmca 3 years ago 3
You obviously do not know Christ. Repent before it is everlasting too late!
revivalisneeded 3 years ago
I think a lot of people are missing the point. Evangelising without love for people is not what Jesus wants us to do.This was a very funny and effective vid. We need to meet people where they are and explain how a relationship with Christ can transform their life, not threaten them with hell.
alastairI 2 years ago
jesus said flee the wrath to come!
educatedthug15 2 years ago
Nah...Jesus said that we would be known as belonging to him by our love for each other...
alastairI 2 years ago
are you goin to argue with jesus? hes the the one who said it over and over in the new test. jesus spoke more about hell than anyone else!
educatedthug15 2 years ago
Jesus told and showed us how to LOVE one another, not to judge...that's for God only.
alastairI 2 years ago
umm are you saying that im judging? please point out where i judge? what if i tell someone " hey if you accept jesus you will go to heaven? does that mean im judging them too? cause im telling them they are going to heaven if they have faith in jesus?
educatedthug15 2 years ago
@alastairl
Simply proclaiming what God has already judged is not the same as we judging. When people only emphasize God's love, they fail to acknowlege that He is also holy, righteous, transcendant, Judge, wrathful against sinners, etc.
haltdenmund1 2 years ago
You forgot that he is also invisible and non-existent
FeroGotBalls 2 years ago
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educatedthug15 2 years ago
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what you are say is not biblical evangelism, cause you kno what, people dont want JESUS telling them how to run their life even if it is better, they are fine will how they are living! that is not the gospel of jesus christ! the motivation for receiving jesus is not how he can give them their best life now and make it better. paul give us the primary motivation for recieveing christ in romans 12:1"by the MERCY of god offer your bodies as living sacrifices" this post modern gospel is powerless
educatedthug15 2 years ago
if u came to me telling me that if i accpet jesus he will transform my life and if i pray to recieve him ill live an abundant life i mght also say sure why not it wont hurt to add jesus to my list if he''ll help me better my life. or i'll say nah its cool i like my life and the way its going
educatedthug15 2 years ago
Cheesy. Why are christians insistant on doing this garbage. It mocks the faith and walk of marytrs that were put to death for witnessing. This lack of sinceiry, and dare i say it, professional conduct. It extends to music, to drama, and almost all forms of media.
cadmancan 3 years ago
OK KEEP THE COMENTS TO SELF
KikyoLovesInuyasha94 3 years ago
YIKES! Did someone just tell the truth?lol
johnlewisbrooks 3 years ago
this video is creative, good. only part I did not like was the throwing of the Bible.
tten86 3 years ago
It's possible that wasn't a bible that was thrown at him.
fourbyfourblazer 3 years ago 3
READ YOUR BIBLE XD
alex14O491 3 years ago
i cant tell if this is fake or real..... it's so convincing.
LouSaydus 3 years ago
LOL THAST WIIICKED
mato20002000 3 years ago
ha one of my camp counselors was in that class. they were getting ready for an exam too. LOL!!!
ChristianNinjaChica3 3 years ago
Hilarious.
Rosiercentral 3 years ago
*throws bible at man* xD lawl!!!!!!!!!!
BlooPhantom01 3 years ago
HAHA! Win
cdfox85 3 years ago
READ YOUR BIBLE! hahaha
philmeissner438 3 years ago