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[bowser5295]

Each time I see rocco's face, I swear he's putting make-up on his lips to fuck with the people who have been joking around about how his lips look like they have make-up on. o_O

[ImpressiveJEFF]

Love your Star Wars Shirt, i have the same shirt! :D

We been shopping at the same store, we should party rocco!

[AbsolutVodkaCitronRE]

Haha I fucking hate those Planet thingys. I crack up in tears. Why?! XD

[KimmyJimmelLive]

I remember filling out school information for homework. My dad was sober for was in AA. So I gradually filled out "My Dad Is A: Alcoholic" and stood up and presented what I wrote. Success.

[etmar12]

My teacher used big time hentai.

[CoFFeeWolFF]

SHOW US YOUR HENTAI

[sirxmas]

Yan Can Cook freaking owned

[hybridpanda]

i laughed much, that was fun

[Tautologix]

Fuckin' laughed at every single joke. Viva Rocco!

[GTtheEpic]

I GOT THE SAME MOLD OF MY FACE WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!!!!!!

[thefatman69dude]

those drawings better be on the next mega 64 dvd

[TehTechnoGuy]

I laughed at everything you showed. That was golden, thank you for that.

[TommyNerdlands]

Rocco proves that you you can slack off in school and still be successful in life.

[MrYaoiGirl]

To be fair, that guy really does look like he has awful breath.

[MasterSemaj]

Mighty Morhpin' Dutch Monarchs, confirmed for Version 4! CAN'T WAIT!

[Snake711cool]

dis some funny ass shit

[TheSteakJustice]

"Should you go? I think so!" cracked me the fuck up for some reason. Thank you for sharing.

[llJAD3ll]

"This year in school I would like to do better in:"

1.MASS DESTRUCTION

2.PASTA MAKING

3.OPEN HEART SURGERY

[davezilla1995]

5:26 "get cool hats"

ROCCO AND GABE NEWELL SEPERATED AT BIRTH

[toastfan902]

hondo actually exists?!?!

[AngstFisch]

'But anyway'

[2xSOdama]

I like the fact that you always assume that the video will be shorter than it actually ends up being.

[metaleggman18]

My gf and I cracked up at the weird friends, cool glasses, and pluto mint jokes.

[xXChunkypeteXx]

@agoaj V

[Braleven]

"get cool hats"

hahahaha

[glitchuser4]

I lost it on "walk on glass" and then die XD

[TheEngineerWilliams]

YO ROCCO ITS YA BOY HONDO! FUCK YOU PAL WE GOT AN F ON THAT FUCKING MARS ASSIGNMENT.

[jvdthwip]

Some of those responses were legit. Your teacher was a complete ass.

[deqa]

MASS DESTRUCTION FAGGOT

[HalcyonChan]

I love looking back at my old work, it was riddled with sarcasm and weird jokes.

I didn't take anything seriously except the tests and passed.

[deadlyzebra123]

Are your lips real? No, seriously.

[PeopleR2sensitive]

Rocco I hope for your sake there's lip reduction surgery.

[adambomb1200]

Keep doing these you are the best.

[DuskDawn14]

make more brochures, please, i was literally in tears laughing so hard

[Budgetgravy]

What even isn't this

[Jorjeca]

dat tags

[Arkeband]

I had a science class where we had to observe pillbugs (the same class where we dissected frogs, etc), and one of the questions asked us to sketch the pillbugs for some reason. I drew the most asinine cartoons of the pillbugs like, lounging around on picnic chairs drinking lemonade, one was holding up his prison ID like the unibomber, one was in a Matrix trenchcoat and glasses... why were we such douchebags in high school?!

[SuperYoungLegend]

I can't stop watching these type of videos you're making Rocco...This one really set itself really high on the bar on ridiculousness. That "F" assignment was gold!

[tehcexymeowmix]

because they're pluto sized glasses?

[MavRickK]

I freakin loved those brochures. I was laughing so hard. You should totally make more Rocco.

[ergunziban]

more of these plz

[MrSantiagoandDunbar]

eat more ham

[hybridpanda]

@MrSantiagoandDunbar and BUY SPAM!

[thisisntmyname]

I've never heard of Big Time Comics but I did something similar where we had to look at cartoon drawings that involved some crazy scenario and then make up a short story. My sister would help me and we would come up with some pretty funny stuff. Good times.

[nickstein]

Dude, I did the same planets project in middle school.

[sLicKVertigO]

my mom threw away my journal when i was 12 years old.... theres a lot of things a wrote there. Oh well.

[junglenachos]

FUCK THESE ARE HILARIOUS!!

[WickedRob1]

yoo the big boy's back!

[FartMasterLordofFart]

"The Organization of Bill Cosby Haters"? Well shit. Last year I was told I could write anything on the spare paper of the test packet, so I wrote "HAIL SATIN" "FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY SMOKE POT CIGARETTES EVERY DAY" and then I drew the Star of David, and wrote underneath it "THE SATANIC STAR. I CUT IT INTO MY ARMS". So basically, stupid images I saw on the internet. I forgot what happened, maybe I was suspended for a day or something. But hell at least I didn't get an F.

[StrateauX]

I didn't laugh and then the pluto mint came up and I died for no reason.

[XxMariofan21xX]

These kinds of videos are awesome, Rocco. I'm not tired of them at all.

HMMM SHOULD YOU GO WE THINK SO

[Netha08]

Rocco's schedule can be used in "Like a Boss" song instead of the other lyrics.

[Faceboy89]

This was hilarious! Find "Mighty Morphin' Dutch Monarchs" and upload it. PLEASE! XD

[AYBEE11]

Wait a minute... I just realized you still have that cat sign on your door. I remember that thing the Version 1 documentary and I guess it was there even longer before that.

[RonMailbox]

Teacher giving you a hard time? I've fought teachers like this before.

[kiatasbihgou]

get stuck in pipe ---> vomit

[kiatasbihgou]

how do you get an F for ambitions?

[martinr61]

Rocco is the most creative person

[TehCthulhu]

I still have all my sketch (i.e. doodle) books from high school. Nostalgia city.

[SonicPsycho]

You really gotta scan those Big Time Comics and put them up, Comet Ray Man is fucking awesome.

[alienwizard5]

Too long didn't watch.

[vmg15]

This was fuckin' hilarious.

[KokainLOLZ]

That F assignment is hilarious. I did the same type of shit when I had to do those kinds of worksheets in high school.

[Zolio6]

The papers were stuck together at 1:17?

Did you jack off to your childhood sketches?

[ggamer2004]

1:01 Is that StrongSad holding a trident?

[YourPalHDee]

R.I.P Hondo.

[Aginor27]

The day Rocco stops saying WHAT'S HAPPENING FORUM, and ANYWAY, is the day I lose my faith in humanity.

[FetaCheese222]

You seriously need to put scans of those Big Time Comics things somewhere.

[norcal831x]

someone should make figures based on yoir drawings

[tehdarin]

wake up set fire to the car then eat some cheese LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[aBoxfulOfVids]

very MTV-esque

[Scottstanford69]

The last picture looks like Rocco at 16:11 I swear it is him.

[Commissarius]

Lick an ice cube (like a boss) eat grass (like a boss) make pork roast (like a boss) watch willy wonka (like a boss) stepped on broken glass, now i'm dead.

[ryukukuku]

I love that schedule.

[baconArchitect]

YOU KILLED BILL COSBY

[Kazekoge101]

lmao full contact golf

[blackdakkon]

The liquidized head robot looks like something straight out of Yume Nikki. I'd pay for a print of that.

[Commissarius]

Rocco got so into making videos of his junk every night he never left home for 40 years.

[EMPATHYXCII]

In school my best subject is: lunch

I won't say it.

[agoaj]

You gotta sue the lonely island, you were like a boss way before them.

[RageTreb]

"Learn to play full contact golf" killed me

[wikikomoto]

only funny to you

[hybridpanda]

@wikikomoto no

[Kashadont]

Guess he never really gave an F.. minus

[YummeuhMangoes]

The planet projects were fucking hilarious. I had to pause the video to catch my breathe. I wish I messed around a bit in my elementary/middle school haha.

[sonikkuffffff]

15:08 it looks like onigiri. rice wrapped in seaweed.

[Physhi]

... Yeah I am tired of these videos and not 'cause it's over four minutes.

[djradtokes]

diss neet as fuk

[mightybison15]

Rocco i want a bust of you on my mantlepiece.

[westomopresto]

PLEASE scan your Big-Time Comics. PLEASE

[larrygarrido9000]

dude i think everybody like watching this man the stuff you have is just too funny

[newdayfades]

"This will probably be a little bit quicker than what I did before."

5 fucking seconds, Rocco. 5 fucking seconds.

[chiborib0]

Did Hondo go? How do it know.

RIP Hondo 1942-20??

[Riakon]

WHY DID IT HAVE TO END?

[kidchaotic]

@roccobotte I had a similar work sheet to that goals for the year work sheet when I was in health class, and I did exactly what you did Rocco. It asked "What's your favorite thing you learned this year?" and I'd say "Fire 3 (much more effective than fire 2 or 1)" lmao! But the worst was this question, "What's the best part of about having a baby?" and I said "Making baby soup." The teacher was pissed, but my friends laugh about it to this day lmao

[Flub89]

I honestly love these videos

[darthmechis]

Jesus, you saved everything.

[johnnyboy562]

TAKING A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANES

[skor459]

What even is, lol.

[OrchyW]

tags are daft punk, he's talking about homework.

DOHOOHOHOHO

[narcolepticchairftw]

@OrchyW what

[Kidzilla99]

Rocco used to draw dicks.

[NOEXEoriginal]

You dont know.. Obaama. =]

[Rcee01]

do u have any penis drawings?

[MrLazyEyes]

rocco u pretty cool

[CasperWK]

"stupid collections that i USED to have"

[buster9877]

Who knew that your schedule years ago would be the same schedule you use today!

[Cidan3]

This was so awesome! I laughed so hard I spit all over my desk over the worksheet.

[DarthSirus7]

Cool hats? In the name of TF2, TO PLUTO!

[jvemPiRe14]

i liked the negative dr raymon guy. its so dumb, but it still made me laugh a lot

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

I enjoyed the brochures.

[KrunchyGoodness]

My friends think I am great at singing. They would be wrong.

[hellotheresirdude]

Rocco, do as many of these as you want. I love learning more about people I'm subscribed to. Real shit, not RWJ style LOL LEAVE A COMMENT I SWEAR I'LL READ IT LAWL XD =3 ^_^.

[Cessebabe]

i laughed so hard at the pluto mint

[thelukemoon]

Rocco, quit fartin' around.

[FathomZero]

homewurkz

[MattH1235]

Your time schedule could be a lonely island song. I was waiting for you to find a giant fish or crash into the sun.

[pte142]

rocco... these vids where you go thru your shit are awesome. plz keep doing them.

[goofygooferspore]

thse jokes are hilarious bro xD

[elgatojrr]

You are one creative guy rocco, keep doin what you doin, hope to see more childhood stuff. Those planet brochures made me laugh hard

[Predysipe]

oh my god i could hardly breathe throughout all the brochures

what is wrong with me

[ilyshane92]

I started laughing as soon as you whipped out the paper and saw, "EAT MORE HAM". Best video yet, keep 'em coming.

[insertbestnameever]

Out of all the things on that schedule, Eat Cheese made Rocco laugh the most.

"Ohoho, eat cheese at 8am? Who does that!... /shifty eyes"

[Placktor]

Mega64 Origins: Rocco Botte

[SkyGeneralHavok]

Don't lie Rocco, you probably drew those recently and you just want to save face lol.

[VinceCanWin]

Pluto Mint sounds like a horrible Sci-Fi porn star name

[camham]

Please make your old homework a random prize for the merch store.

[Gameathoner]

This makes me glad I was Homeschooled. These projects seem absolutely retardedly pointless.

[J0k0r50]

Good God I wish I had Big Time Comics. I made my own.

[MrRetlav]

Some works didn't deserve grades.... for example the first one. It's a opinion sheet not a knowledge thing. Giving a F would be putting blocks to the student criativity.

Sorry Rocco but your Teacher or professor or whatever, was a stupid piece of shit.

Sorry i had to go there man!!

[Quate32]

Hmm Should we go I think so

[baltobabe222]

I hope Hondo is watching right now.

[Keitarox1]

I wish we filled out comics to kill time in elementary school.

Not that we didn't doodle anyway, but its the spirit of it that makes it more fun.

[GreyOrchid]

[ My Goal For The Year ] - " The game or sport i play best in ": Tekken 3

[Alienspider1]

cripes I haven't heard cripes in years

[GreyOrchid]

Is that an Ico novel?

[yakzach]

Please do more of these!

[jeremystery]

*seinfield noise*

[KnobberProductions]

i laughed all the way through.  do more of these!

[ThePustulio]

But anyway

[DerekWolfHarvey]

How much for the Big Time Comics?

[IPITYTHEFOOLZ]

When are you moving?

[McPlEmuLegs]

Fuck Bill Cosby. We want the sweaters.

[dcorps]

Might morphin Dutch monarchs sound amazing! please find it!

[DigiBrushstroke]

I laughed consistently throughout this video. 

[animehobo]

I laughed at your jokes...

[TwoFootButtcrak]

didn't you and Hondo throw ranch dressing onto the fly zapper when you would work in the school cafeteria?

[kaz287]

damn man, high school was the shit

[TheMistaGamer]

The first like 6 minutes made me laugh so hard... I have no clue why.

[rizzo30]

Dem Jackals

[KingTaargusVII]

OPERATION: "DESTROY COSBY" IS IN FULL AFFECT

[PoringClawk]

baby rocco was so cute =w=

[elitekilla80]

The schedule reminds me of the song like a boss

[ShorePlain]

Your schedule was awesome!

[sammyjsolocareer]

Get crippled, burn trees, kick snails.

Sounds like a new OFWGKTA song.

[WuzitWorthit]

Cripes.

[mattwasx]

Let me get some of that PLUTO LIPSTICK

[NovaStasis]

Rocco, this is awesome. You wrote in all caps like me.

[Microwavish]

F not funny -version 3 review

[senorfreeze38]

i always watched yan can cook,dat foo can cook

[waddledee1000]

Rocco Botte introduces Mega 64 : Rocco's Awakening Special Edition.

[TKMVillar]

Fuck yeah Beetle Borgs! I have the VHS tape for the movies and still have all the figures of them as a child. I was also big on Tekken and Tekken 3 was MY GAME.

Do you have any Beetle Borgs figures?

[krontaar]

BEETLEBORGS FUCK YEAH

[krontaar]

BEETLEBORGS FUCK YEAH

[Technicolor909]

Your schedule was fucking hilarious

[Meetero]

Rocco's room ain't never gonna get clean if he keeps stopping to make his vidz

[Prox1015]

rocco you gotta keep that put in on a frame that shit is funny as hell

[NowLoading54321]

This is my favorite personal video that youve uploaded. I lost it when you were going over your F papers

[IsaacLean]

Cripes!

[MintyDragonfly]

If you watch this video we will throw in this pig

[BeeTeeDoubleYou9]

elementary school was retarded

just saying the word "black" and youre accused of being a racist

and all the fucking kids thought that all germans were nazis

[POW3RCRAZY]

ROCCO BOTTE ORIGIN STORIES

[klumzypinoy]

High prices will make you sad...