I Love My Job - Action Figure Therapy

[zeangia]

I aint scared of shit.

[RichSummer107]

70 dislikes, 3,800 likes. some people are just trolls with no taste

[SystemofaJake1]

fuck no snake.

[pbwalker]

"random quote from the video"

[elvis316]

@pbwalker my favorite part!

[meteorof21]

fuckin good to go!!!

[ray0ne17]

I hit dislike to get the number to an even 69...love this video...just letting you know

[bluez4soul]

How do I get the shirt??

[homefront678]

about to it ur ass with maynase dumb ass snake

[T1MP1NNTAHOE]

like a mustache with titties



[jd194582]

I actually know a couple of guys like this. And they are THAT awesome, just like Jungle.

[BarryUSAcom]

I love my job. They said you want to hang out at the fire station talking about sports, chics, and beer? I said, fuck yeah! who don't! They said, you want to get paid to lift weights, watch movies, and eat ice cream! God damn, I love my job! God bless the USAF!

[sk8element1919]

@BarryUSAcom Fucking air force...

[greendouglash]

You ever shot a machine gun on peyote? Its fuckin badass man.

[Kingskarl2]

Is it wierd that this figure reminds me of the Sniper?

[BrentNewmanTV]

I said fuck yeah

[lolrskateslol]

said i'm about to eat you with some mayonnaise you dumb ass snake

[ericnorwoodwilleatU]

I feel like he's related to me somehow.

[huck758]

Hilarious!

[DHScherocha]

@actionfiguretherapy This is brilliant. Best character, superb comic flair.

[Duckslayer2016]

@jaredultimatum

[howietpug3]

61 people dont like mustaches with titys

[StalkerKM]

You ever shot a machinegun on peyote?

[undead5678]

mother fucker tried to bite me i was like fuck no snake best part in the video!!!!!!!

[ZillionKhan84]

This is hilarious.

[JarrodGoddard7]

they asked if i was afraid of the jungle i said i aint scared of shit.

[ringer454]

I ate a rattle snake once.. Drunk as fuck.

[NegATivebOOzE]

Fuck no Snake!

[TheWheeler9306]

Like a mustache with titties... hahahaha

[ButtMuffin88]

i always say FUCK NO SNAKE now thanks to this vid haha yall rock!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheKreeper91]

FUCK NO SNAKE haha xD I laugh everytime haha

[Blaze123489]

I said Fuck no snake ha ha ha XD !

[conman31598]

im bout to eat u with some mayonase you dumbass snake

[OdiumMe]

Oh my god. I fell inlove in .53 seconds <3

[KYOJINSMASH]

I hate my job. They said, you want to work 14 hour fueling jets? I said fuck no, who does? They said, too bad, were going on deployment again, you dumb ass glorified pump jocky.....God damn, I hate my job.

[AMNTurdFerguson]

@KYOJINSMASH lol at least you workin on the flight line and not in Noner-ville

[zwithnobrakes]

@KYOJINSMASH way to steal my spoof

[KYOJINSMASH]

@zwithnobrakes no no, I said fueling jets.

[TeeJay4sho]

fuck you lucky ass POL D: how about 14 hours not in a truck on the line in 10 degree weather repairing wires n figuring out what 100lb box will fix whatever is supposedly broken .__.

[TeeJay4sho]

adding on.... glorified box swapper pointy head... HOLY DICKSHIT i hate my job.

[Jstin]

@KYOJINSMASH so fucking accurate

[misskel92]

Said I'm about to eat you with some mayonaise

[msaerosmithaddict]

my dad showed this one to me and i looked at mustchace millionare and both were motherfuckin' majestic man!

[baddison52]

Like a mustache with tits

[av3ng3d23]

@baddison52 Sorry if i sound like a dumb ass. But what the hell is a mustache with tits?

[zeangia]

@av3ng3d23 The most bad ass kind

[rcht2370]

@av3ng3d23 sorry but you do sound like a dumbass,, its sort of like a joke you know,, titties are awesome so he compares how awesome his mustache is to titties.

[LuckyCharms699]

i said fuck no snake

[WarAndPeaceMusic2012]

This is my favorite AFT video!

[8BitBastard]

Im crying rofl. The best buy one wasn't funny, glad I gave it a second chance

[Dakotadlb]

49

[SuperDB1992]

Looks like 48 people dont like there jobs... ;)

[MrSLewis34]

Im gonna eat you with come mayonaise you dumb ass snake

[jaredultimatum]

Corps figures or G.I. Joe?

[rico932k11]

you wanna kill people and not go to jail for it? Fuck yea

[pusmaster]

Is that Danny McBride?

[vinny2900]

Mustache with titties

[kanstyle]

fuckin favorited

[tntlarsson]

FUCK NO SNAKE

[MrRyanmon1]

Genious, until the very end. 

[ThePJRican]

Like a mustache with titties, amazing

[TheBoaExperience]

fucking badass. almost as cool as my mustache. like a mustache with titties. WIN

[bassdeadhead]

FUCK YEA WHO DONT?

[kennyroo1269]

It's almost as badass as my moustache'... it's like a moustache' with Titties

[bdsaint55]

i have literally watched this 20 times and still lmao every single time

[valspace89]

Love this

[ihatejoshsnapp]

i would like to find the 46 people who gave this video a thumbs down and punch them all individually in the face as a matter of fact i'd like to find anyone who gave a thumbs down to any AFT video and punch them all...LOVE IT GUYS KEEP IT UP!

[MrJfannin]

I ate a goddamn rattlesnake one time

[TheUBCSMERC]

oh my god this is hilarious.

[SarahGailCotton]

It's badass, man. It's like a mustache with titties.

[STRAIGHTupJOKE]

Fuck no snake!!!

[zwithnobrakes]

@LtPerkinsUSMC So the Army is more hardcore than the Marines now? You work your ass off for it and what do you get in return? A shitty paycheck, a cheating wife and an ungrateful nation? You are just another pawn at the governments disposal and they dont give a shit about you. 

[mamajess0612]

@zwithnobrakes For one, yes, Army is more hardcore than Marines. For two, he works his ass off to defend this country and protect fuck nuts like you. And three, you're a fucking idiot. That is all.

[zwithnobrakes]

@mamajess0612 Sticking up for your boyfriend, how cute. You must some good peyote to believe the Army is more hardcore than Marines. How do you know he works his ass off? Most likely he wastes half his day wasting tax money like me. If anything, the job I do protects his dumb ass. How am I an idiot?

[mamajess0612]

@zwithnobrakes No, I was sticking up for my husband, who is in the Army, who DOES work his ass off. You talking shit about the Army is disrespectful to every man and woman who serves in it, and that doesn't sit well with me. I support everyone who serves in our military, but I was raised an Army brat and my husband serves in the Army, best branch, in my opinion. No disrespect to any other branch. You're an idiot because you're trying to come off as hot shit, when you're not.

[zwithnobrakes]

@mamajess0612 I didnt talk shit about the Army. I said that they are not more hardcore than Marines. I am not trying to come off as hot shit, if you read the prior pages, the guy was talking shit about a post I made, which I explained was a joke.

[lolcat1945]

@zwithnobrakes Everyone Shut up, nobody cares. The Army and Marines are both branches of the United States and were fighting the same enemy.

[loppy21112]

@LtPerkinsUSMC so you did that in 3 years, because thats when it says you joined

[xxxWarpaynexxx]

1 million views hit. Problem solved, problem staying solved

[ne0protege]

Kenny powers!

[zwithnobrakes]

@LtPerkinsUSMC Good for you. Some of us have lives that dont revolve around our jobs. If you are truly a Lt then once you have been in and doing this longer than 2 years, you will be burnt out on it too. Another thing, your username says USMC and your post says Army. You probably are an A.D.D. 12 year old who plays too much call of duty. If thats not the case, were the Marines too tough for you?

[belgiumboy3]

thumbs up if u typed : '' I Like My Job ''

[Duffstr]

its like a moustache with titties!!!

[bassdeadhead]

u ever shot a machine gun on payote?

[shotgunsoup]

Best god damn video on youtube. Keep us laughing action figure therapy

[WALTERBROADDUS]

Damn, this is cool....

[impactus81]

"You ever shot a machinegun on peyote?"

XD

[Gright]

This has so many good quotes XD

[JuanKickass129]

Subscribe +1 like +1

[xsnip3rmanx]

mother fucker tried to bite me, i said fuck no snake!. im bout eat your ass with some mayo

[kimiadeanaubin]

"like a mustache with titties!"

[davidb127]

and i said fuck yeah!

[aomoridave]

"You ever shot a machine gun on peyote?" CLASSIC!

[policevancan]

A NCO had a group of us listen to honey badger blood orgy. Most hilarious thing I've ever heard. "You guys ever heard of action figure therapy?" "No." Awwwww shiiiit you gotta hear this...."

[neuronmage]

@policevancan I thought that particular one was a tad bit over the top with all the rape. Kind of disturbingly nasty, but this one made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes.

[policevancan]

@neuronmage I agree, its a lil over the top. Now I don't think its too funny but it was at the moment.

[bknight249]

Love it.

[jcjoseph88]

Holy most hilarious thing I have seen in a coons age....I love you guys!

[zwithnobrakes]

I hate my job. They said, you want to work 14 hour shifts fixing jets? I said fuck no, who does? They said, too bad, were going on deployment again, you dumb ass night checkers.....God damn, I hate my job.

[elevensword]

@zwithnobrakes lemme guess, crew chief?

[zwithnobrakes]

@elevensword Nope, just a disgruntled aircraft mechanic in the Navy....Ive been here for 16 hours tonight. AFT is the only thing keeping me from losing my mind. God damn, I hate my job.

[russ227]

@zwithnobrakes Get a degree and become an officer so you don't have to deal with that shit anymore. Options are out there.

[zwithnobrakes]

@russ227 Im mostly joking around. While I do hate my job, these comments are supposed to be taken in a joking manner. Even officers have to deal with bull shit, then again, Im sure everyone in every kind of job has some kind of bull shit they have to deal with.

[MrKennedyp843]

@zwithnobrakes AM3 here... knows what you mean bro. real talk

[belgiumboy3]

@zwithnobrakes

keep chearching my friend, do like me ( after 15 jobs ) ^^

you will find the job you like, never give up said a friend to me, greetz xD

[jambandz]

@zwithnobrakes In the military as well. This doesn't sound safe at all. Wheres the ORM in that?

[imthatguy03]

@zwithnobrakes  Fact sir....same boat just infantry

[reaver0991]

@zwithnobrakes  you f##ked yourself over on that one

[redleg15]

@zwithnobrakes

would you rather be doing dismounted patrols with intermittent availability to close air support?

[redleg15]

I'm only half kiddin-

[TruFayht]

@zwithnobrakes airwing ftfw! i signed up for this night crew ftfw!

[spacitybowler]

@zwithnobrakes Sounds like someone works in a Navy squadron....VFA-131 here!

[kojacked76]

@zwithnobrakes oohrah

[MrHongKongBuffet]

Is it just me or does Jungle seem even more inebriated than usual?

"I'm about to eat you with some mayonnaise, you dumbass snake!"

I don't understand why Jungle has to come to therapy, though. His mustache is so badass that it cancels out his substance abuse problem.

[neuronmage]

@MrHongKongBuffet Don't you know it's that crap with Congress wanting to make our soldiers touchy feely. Win the hearts and minds of the people instead of kill.

[6868ace]

this never gets old

[madskrillz2]

I subscribed within the first 15 seconds. Lol this stuff is priceless

[sylvan47070]

God I needed these in Afghanistan.

RLTMFW!

Good job guys.

[SchwarzerTraum]

Can't stop watching this! Great job!!

[OgreMageBand]

If this is not an ADULT SWIM series in the next SIX MONTHS, we LAY SIEGE to HOLLYWOOD!

[MidnightsDaylight]

I love my job. They said “you wanna kill people and not go to jail?” I said “fuck yeah who don’t?” They said “you afraid of the jungle?” I said “I aint scared of shit.” I’ve been waiting to go to the jungle ever since I saw that predator movie. I ate a Goddamn rattlesnake one time. We was drunk as fuck too man. Rolled up on him in our four wheeler, I said “run over that son’abitch and see what happens.”

[MidnightsDaylight]

Mutherfucker tried to bite me I said “fuck no snake!” Then I beat him in the head with my machete man. Said “I’m about to eat you with some mayonnaise you dumbass snake.” God damn I love my job. You ever shot a machine gun on peyote? Fuckin’ badass man. It’s almost as badass as my mustache. It’s like a mustache with titties.

[triplecert]

Kp that's what I said

[GhostofCicero]

Kenny Powers?

[grimscourge25]

"Like a mustache with Titties".

Classic.

[codygibbsflm]

"I'm about to eat you with some mayonaise you dumbass snake"

[SilensDiabolus]

lol This is the first video I saw, recommended to me by a friend. Gotta say it's hilarious. I actually know people like that. lol Subscribed.

[BlitzBalboa1]

I have to say watching AFT makes me glad I'm going to BASIC in October. I'll be sure to introduce you guys to some fellow Privates. Go Army!

[SilensDiabolus]

@BlitzBalboa1 Have fun. Been in the Air Force 4 years as an F-16 mechanic and as much as I've been through some shitty times, I wouldn't trade it for anything. Be prepared to work hard, harder than you ever thought you would or could.

[yiffyfoxies]

@SilensDiabolus LOL hard work in the Chair Force

[SilensDiabolus]

@yiffyfoxies I work 12-16 hours a day, 6-7 days a week on jets older than me. I'm hardly ever inside let alone sitting in a chair. I've been in MOPP 4 so long during the winter I've had icicles hanging from my gas mask. There are people that definitely live up to the "chair" force name, though. We call them nonners, and we hate them. Hell though, next time you Marines are pinned down by Hajis, I'll find something broken and ground abort the aircraft that's supposed to give you CAS.

[yiffyfoxies]

@SilensDiabolus LOL butt hurt Chair Forcers

[redleg15]

@SilensDiabolus

Where exactly were you put into MOPP 4 with Icicles hanging off your gas mask? It sure as hell wasn't Iraq or Afghanistan during OIF/OEF. I got cold in those areas but that statement is ripe of a full bird private.

[SilensDiabolus]

@redleg15 Korea, not that it matters, my point is not everyone in the Air Force is a lazy sack of shit. I see those people all the time and hate them, everyone in the maintainer career field does. It's people like them that give us the "chair force" name. I'm sure you've seen the videos online like "crew chief goes to finance" or "revenge of the mx officer". I have lots of respect for the men on the front lines, this Xmas marines were stationed here to protect us in case the shit hit the fan.

[SilensDiabolus]

@redleg15 I admire the guys that get shot at which is why I love my job. By keeping these aircraft flying they're there if you guys ever get into a tight situation and need some bombs dropped, I know it sounds naive but in all actuality I help save lives. Of course there are always bad seeds, no matter where you go, I'm sure you have plenty of people in the Army and Marines that present a bad image. The same holds true no matter where you may go.

[BlitzBalboa1]

@SilensDiabolus It beats being at the bottom of the barrel. I'll be glad when I can look back and say "Well that was fun.".

[SilensDiabolus]

@BlitzBalboa1 I can easily look back on my job with pride. I don't care if the Air Force is looked down upon by jarheads or grunts. I know what I've done and I know I did good. Even the Army and Marines have people that just sit behind a damn desk, just like the Air Force has people that fight on the front lines just like infantry.

[BlitzBalboa1]

@SilensDiabolus It beats being at the bottom of the barrel. I'll be glad when I can look back and say "Well that was fun.".

[montgo110]

Completely out of nowhere:  "You ever shot a machine gun on peyote?" HILLARIOUS!

[fatmam48]

FUCK NO SNAKE Best part

[ArmyOfOne313]

Police officers firefighters and EMTs are not invited to the Ground Zero 10th Anniversary event due to "lack of room". It sure as hell wasn't politicians and celebrities risking life and limb running into the towers over and over again. I'm pretty sure this is just another chance for the elitists to talk about how moved they are over and over again on camera while the real heroes get pushed to the back burner AGAIN. Does AFT have anything to say about this?

[cademcnown25]

Imabouta eatchoo with some mayonaise ya dumbass snake. lol.

[demnlordd666]

my god this is fucking great, and I ain't saying that cause I been drinking. video's like this are why I love youtube, sure ya can see people be stupid and hurt them selves, but unhinged original humor like this are great creative outlets and make many peoples day suck that much less. great job I love this one and am sharing it on face book

[phillydagoon215]

He said a Mustashe with titties, lmmfao!!!! Love it!!!

[StalkingRainbow]

Fuck yeah who don't?

[engiDUBing]

Ima bouta eatchu wit some manays man

[FierceDeityXeroX]

Exactly which figure (line, year, etc) is Jungle Recon? I'm looking to pick up a couple of these for a friend, since he loves AFT.

[100percentgradeA]

lmao ...mustache with titties

[skinnybeard1]

Lmao

[pfzht]

I want to start another Youtube profile so I can like this twice

[rubenrod22]

Crazy funny

[LeadSlinger89]

i love all these...but this one is my favorite!!!

[harperaus]

I said Fuck No! snake

[utubepersun789]

like a moustache with titties 0:44

[setad1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[AcesLow1016]

You wanna kill people and not go to jail? Fuck Yeah!!! Who don't?

[get1modernwarfare2]

A mustach with tities }{-D

[salvatrucha2000]

u wanna kill people and not go 2 jail. i siad FUCK YA who don't

[MrMexican444]

He was all wiggling and shit

[x53mp3rf1d3l15x]

Whenever I come across someone that hasn't heard of AFT, I ALWAYS refer them to this video. CLASSIC!

[MrSupmofo]

motherfucker tried to bite me i said FUCK NO SNAKE then i beat him in the head with my machette man said " im about to eat you with some mayonaise dumbass snake"

mustache with titties hahah

[gangrel247]

mustache with titties!!!

[DarthIsaac23]

Yu Guys Got Another Sub

[pcirclephoto]

i'm bout to eat you with some mayonaise, you dumb ass snake

[MrDakota1335]

fuck no snake funny as hell

[ps2gamer13]

ok time to be gay. 33 People don't have a badass moustache

[jamesevoguy123]

BEST video on YouTube!!!

[Munthegun]

This video gained you another subscription.