Compulsive Jerking, Waxing, Bad Friends (MW3)

[UnbiddenFalcon6]

man im 11 and i jerk off like 3 times a day thats a very fuking slow day

[78superboss]

i jack every day 2, im 15

[mrranderj]

Dear woody, im 13 and i live in Denmark(on top of germany) i go to a small school, and we are only 11 in our class, the problem is, there is only 3 girls! They are pretty hot all of them and have different personalities(sry im danish!) but my two best friends are "winning the race". Im ok looking, but they are cooler and stuff, they are in to sports and all that jazz! What should i do? *problem 2* i ally want a gf and have my first kiss (with a girl) yes.. Its correct that my first kiss was fro

[IIscrapperII]

its perfectly normal

[jortbattle]

it's normal : )

[MRELNORTE]

fapping is so fucking normal

[jangofett619]

normal

[j3pp3stekarN]

Lol Im 13 and i do it everyday almost 2 times a day =)

[GreenFish471]

its ok :D

[ColdKiller3211]

i think it is perfectly normal

:) :) :)

[NooBKiller073]

Its normal!

[0Health]

normal :)

[bloodredhoro68]

yes

[emolookalikebutsk8s]

does he still do these???

[SniperAddict0]

@emolookalikebutsk8s yeah every monday

[jangofett619]

@emolookalikebutsk8s ya

[fortyjarsOjello]

Its normal

[SeriouslyTakeNotes]

i hit up bitches, they do it for me

[meandurmomallnight]

@SeriouslyTakeNotes you sound like an annoyingly over-confident 11 year old trying to get the attention of random youtubers.

[SeriouslyTakeNotes]

@meandurmomallnight haha look at your name faggot

[MrAaronphilpot]

It is normal

[MrAaronphilpot]

I mastabasbate what he does every day be please that we can cum not other people I cum every day

[firefurzz]

@MrAaronphilpot prob cause your a pervert...

[Nerdling99]

I wank to get out of bed to go to work

[DARKGORZ]

Seriously, that kid needz moar porn.

[tauempirekid]

i do it 2-3 times an hour

[kuskkadet]

mabe around 15-23 time a week

[derek7281]

5 per week on average...but sometimes like 3 in a day

[MrFlame0]

Thats low.

[SeestarSunrunner]

i let my girlfriend do it for me...

[olpoziVids]

3 times a day

[mybizzisnice]

1:45 "stop beating your self up" such a pun!!@!@!@!@!@1

[MajorSimon]

2-3 a day p_P

[sucerpunch]

Can i join the Moo Clan

[FpsFIMM]

im 17 have a girlfriend and still fap 2 times a day :3

[whiteboyapp]

@FpsFIMM thts a slow day :'( 3 ftw ;D

[MrTrollCommunity]

I'm 13, and I'm always going xD Few times a day :P

[mcckilla421]

ALL HAIL GRZZ CLAN lol

[Gabycallof51]

once a day FTW bro im like you( i'm french by the way)!

[zidion5]

I love how straightforward you are about your own experiences... and ofcourse the great advice. I've certainly spelled ofcourse wrong though...

[NuclearChedder]

"Hitler moustache going on downstairs" wow you legend woody :)

[MrAmature123]

that must be awkward for his kids to watch

[PurpleRabitHD]

@MrAmature123 not really

[WhatssSoFunny]

Once a day? Pussy shit.

[SenorNoHands]

oh, and i jerk my shit at least 3 times a day. My right arm is TONED

[iMissclicked]

@SenorNoHands I'm on 13... I was shooting blanks after #6...

[SenorNoHands]

hahahahahahah "get on my level"

[MrTurtleScope]

You want a like for compulsive jerking? The guy wanted help not to be laughed at pretty cruel if you ask me

[ThemastermindPr]

JAJAJAJA he said "STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP"

[CanadianSmash]

MrJimmy8991

BullShit



[soccerboy7100]

Once a day isnt too bad. Once a day for me too unless I see an interesting vid.

[MrJimmy8991]

how do i send a mail

[MrJimmy8991]

im 3 and i do it about 7 times a day. no joke

[brayden31197]

im in grade 9 and i masterbate 1-2 times a day + i dont have a girlfriend which i figure makes me do it more

[JJB22109]

every two/three days

[dannypff]

i do it 3 times a day.



[TheJXTREME84]

evry day mybye sometimes twice a day

[bladeskinsuicide]

Im 21 and married and I am about 3 times a day. -_- My wife doesnt like to give oral.

[SuperFroidz]

i used to everyday

[navman404]

once every day or two

[Andrew12949]

i do it like once every second day

[xelementmanx]

im 14 i do it 3 times a day

[burninhate33]

Four times a day was my high score ;)

I'm in 11th grade too bud, and I think its normal haha I gotta keep my juices flowin!

[998761000]

over 9000

[QPoily]

once/twice a day, and I"m 15 yrs old :P

[malteschulz1]

lol, get on my level

[HockeyGunsKnives]

no joke 4-11 times daily. and an big mess left over

[dudeman34367]

when i was a kid a while ago I would do it from 3-11 times a day

[poqbum752]

epic voice crack at 4:42

[thabest007]

Wow epic wanking rates I'm seeing here lol. I'm 17 and do it about three times a week XD

[gankmasterofnubs]

i masturbate three times in day, i think it is okay

[ALLROBLOXGAMER]

...

[IMrTrickShotz]

im 13 and i Wank like 2 times a day

[MrSpasmgasm]

haha stop beating yourself up hehehe >:D

[Cactar8]

@MrSpasmgasm LAWL YOU PRO LAWL LAWL XD!!!! so beast

[mrmk901]

a Hitler mustache HAHAHA, im sorry but that one hit hard. i hope everything works out in the end

[beagle44576]

once or twice a day and i'm 15.

[stuarttilton1]

@Wafflehouseblues What gives u a boner at school

[Robeh123]

the guy with the friend problems is basically my life

[superdvdman]

Twice a month is enough for me :P

[ProDubstepGamer]

@superdvdman twice an hour, every hour :P

[superdvdman]

@ProDubstepGamer GOD DAM!

[iJumpShots]

i do at least 3 and im 14

[MrJayman21]

lmao,"stop beatin yurself"

[gregmead007]

Are you kidding me??? At that age I was slapping it like it owed me money at *least* that often. Perfectly normal.

[FamousABC]

I'm 38 and I'm doing right now.

[lordjimbob1]

i do it once a day, regaurdless of whether or not i've seen my girlfriend xD

[Eddie119live]

just pee in the tube haha gotta love this guy

[TheSurvivorjunkie]

"stop beating urself up" 1:48 LOL

[JimzSlim]

im 13 and i do it once a day....

[DARKSORCEAIRSOFT]

@JimzSlim me to bro

[fakefenway]

@DARKSORCEAIRSOFT @JimzSlim ......thanks for letting us know

[grizzlycubb]

great video ma8

[socc3rb4lla]

Lol its not bad at all, its good for you

[n00bWithAMoustache]

i dont get the meaning of life could you explain it?

[tomtom21194]

@n00bWithAMoustache The meaning of life is manly beards

[CJarrard2010]

@tomtom21194 no the meaning of life is your mom

[n00bWithAMoustache]

i am still in my mommys tummy i evan do it

[TiggerHappy691]

stop BEATING YOURSELF up about it

[arTicF1R3]

@TiggerHappy691 but dont stop beating yourself

[TheJFNewman]

I Have the whole night to myself right now - guess what im going to do after this video.

[samvandeudekom]

He's CUM out of a depressiom

[THEJEMS42]

check out our channel pretty please

[xbox360butter]

i used to masterbait then i took an arrow to the knee

[Contrololol]

@xbox360butter I use to spell masturbate right, but then I stopped being a dumbass w/ these arrow to the knee jokes.

[ktockly]

i'm 16 and i do it daily, no problem bro

[systematicfunk]

i wake up jack off, come back from school jack off,going to sleep jack off yupp thats three

[Espeon2812]

Masturbation: Once a day keeps the doctor away.

[DylAlitY]

He sort of CUM out of depression...

[totoo944]

Im surprised the kid didn't get pornhub premium.

[NicoDu96]

5 times a day.... shit

[dylanon3k]

Once in the morning, once when I get home from school and once before I get to bed.

[MasterDrummerD101]

bursted out laughing at the "hitler moustache" moment trololol

[milkman2011]

2 times about average

[phillyphanboy]

ipod touch jerking ftw.

[Creepingdeath7thst]

@phillyphanboy Lmao!

[SomeRandomBloke8]

"Don't beat yourself up?" on masturbation guy? Seriously? Was that intended? Cause I laughed so effing hard!

[jackhunnsy]

1nce a day im 12 :D

[Baboo405]

@jackhunnsy LOL everyday for me too

BUT Porn only on Wednesday

IM 12 too

[Dreamingawayzz]

Do it 2 times a day, 15 years old :)

[BaguetteHD]

Uffft, i feel the need to call out that the majority of people on mail mondays who claim they are having thoughts of suicide wouldn't even start to undergo any parts that it entolls and they're simply clueless and attention seeking. There are a few who clearly do genuinely need help and have serious problems but it really irritates me when kids say it over nothing.

[HaloHaxdotcom]

yea I just got done jerkin!

[AlreadyGone777]

Masterbation is completely normal to do once a day.

[sWurvE13]

@AlreadyGone777 something is wrong with you if you only do it once a day. dont restraint yourself just let loose ;)

[josephfranks1998]

MY BEST FRIEND AND MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!

Dude please this is serious

Aww my best friend and my sister

god i love friends (ross and chandler)

[TaCTGenesis]

Dude I have a girlfriend who gives me sex whenever I see her and I still masturbate on days I don't see her. You gotta take care of yourself bro!

[sabsabionline]

just got done jerking, saw title got interested

[stackbundles718]

pshhh I started when I was seven....seventeen..

[dachicagofan1197]

@AoRxStealth on Resistance?? not a great map for a reaper

[Whoismrx1100]

amatuers lol >:D



[craigywagey]

Sex fantasy and dreams of woodys wife and her hitler moustache downstairs?

[wReKv2]

i do it once a day and im in year 8 is that fucked up?

[jazzathx]

@wReKv2 year 9 :D

[Wafflehouseblues]

I do it 7 times a day. When I wake up, During School, After School, Before Dinner, After Dinner, Before Bed, 4 hours after falling asleep, ( alarm clock jerk ) So yeah and I cut down I was doing it 10 times.

[bouwstenen]

@Wafflehouseblues damn dont you get pain in your belly or some?

[nwkbroncos]

LOLed when he said stop beating yourself up.

[WrinkledfacE]

I would just talk to my friend about his sister and see if he's ok with it

[AoRxStealth]

I'm sorry woody, but you are bad with reapers.

[SeestarSunrunner]

your wife had a hitler mustach downstairs? :D

all i have to say is: nail herrr harrrrrd!!!!

and don't support nazis!!!

[Lord0fThePies]

once a day isn't much, I'm 17 and do it no more than once a day, and i'm trying to cut down (for moral reasons)

[jarekwidurski]

im 14 and i do i 4 or more times a day

[AnnoyingBritishKid]

did anyone elses freeze at 3:48

[SkullCracka25]

i really enjoyed this commentary

[malemuffin64]

the guy with friend problems you are in a rock band or something? band members get all the pussies, if your friends bother you because of that they are just fucking retards and need to grow the fuck up.

[shamilkhokhar]

nope chuck testa

[881ACR]

who doesn't wank off even with a girlfriend i'd wank off because it's not like you're with her all the time

[boneman45]

@881ACR true



[lOhhOkayl]

Jerkin off everyday is unbelievably normal. It's healthy to wank everyday.

[SkullCracka25]

@lOhhOkayl how about 5 times a die and cumming about 3?

[lOhhOkayl]

@SkullCracka25 Yeah, thats pretty normal lol.

[SkullCracka25]

@lOhhOkayl yeah it really helps so when you have sex you wont cum fast

[wingxerox]

Lol compulsive jerking. liked.

[MsTrollmuch]

no more than 2 times.

[TheNO00OB]

2 to 3 is still fine but if u go over to me i think is to much

[alepe143]

nope twice a day

[Aw3someStudi0s]

stop BEATING yourself up :3 (im sorry someone had to point it out)

[silverturdburn]

@jordanthemonster811. shut the fuck up faggot

[AndrewSN101]

I be jerkin when I walk down them sidewalks. Society be hatin :D

[Peanutbutterhero]

1-3 everyday. Lol

[TheSamdude15]

@Peanutbutterhero agreed.



[Jdawg1798]

@Jordanthemonster81 dude calm down dude hes just havin frend problems u dont need to tell him to kill himself u sick bastard

[hotshot7196]

@Jdawg1798 trolling and failing. a typical comment and typical language from a 11 year old. even if you didn't say you were 11 i could figure it out because only little kids use curse words to make themselves and their point seem better

[xSHADYxADDICTx]

@Jordanthemonster81 fuck off u prick go how about u go kill yourself u fucking failed abortion prick!!!!

[coolkid753951]

@Jordanthemonster81 Stop being an asshole

[Jordanthemonster81]

that 11 year old faggot is retarded hes worriedd about himself for mastubating every day smfh i do it 3 times a day in puhblic as much as i can and i aint worried watta fuckin pussy

[ImAskterix211]

@Jordanthemonster81 1.) The guy was 15 pay attention fucktard.

2.) You're a perverted piece of shit who pleasures himself 3 time a day.Go get a girlfriend and a life instead of hating on people who are having a hard time in their lives you 11 year old crap. You don't even have the right to say that since you're only 11 and haven't gone through what these guys went through.