Joe Satriani Guitar Exercise

[SeverinoLu16]

Joe: so you put your first finger on the G string...

Random (annoying) Guy: How u doing Joe, my fri...

Joe: AVADA KEDRAVA!!!!!

[ClosetTable]

Shitty fuzzy sound with way too much delay. Weak.

[sielos27]

his hand is movin' like a f****n' tarantula !!

[bmgag19]

this really doesn't help. all it does is entertain me with satriani

[cesar7614]

severus: I told you!... protect us!... now they are dead!

albus: no,, the boy survive

severus: but the dark lord is dead!

albus: the dark lord will return. but first he will to become in a guitar star in the muggle world

[T11ven]

'He who must not be named' giving a magical Guitar lesson :D

[chalklounge]

The title transitions are completely fucking retarded. Please make it stop.

[lovescarguitar]

Am I the only one who heard two tones while he was playing and talking??? weeeiiirrdd

[jgray1110]

Satch shows signs of Downs Syndrome at 1:09

[LunarLionheart]

He is such a phenomenal player but his tone sounds rank here!

[TheMillironEffect]

Not trolling or anything, but now i see why he always wears sunglasses on stage.

[ARBuilder1776]

My pinky will never put up with this shit. I swear Im gonna cut it off if it doesnt get with the program.

[mandowarrior123]

@ARBuilder1776 on charges of insubordination xD

[nirolfik]

how much he want long hair ?

[guitarsdave]

Spinal tap! Oh his tonal center theory! That amp sounds weird on my iPad

[CottlestonCottleston]

0:38 THE DARK LORD!

[darkshredder951]

@CottlestonCottleston haahaha that cracked me up so much because the theme tune goes so well with it as well!!

[samurainite]

VOLDEMORT!

[bozdoganli666]

Was that God?

[toddcochran85]

What's the matter?Are you not turtley enough for the turtle club?

[NotToRock]

Part 1:30 were the useful part . Because there's always a noise from our fingers and we also use our finger to stop it . Thanks Mr.Joe

[ihmemies100]

why voldemort picked up guitar instead of magic wand :D

[juanjobsc17]

it must be awesome to know how his hands feel when he plays the guitar XP

[Metalhead5310]

The worst thing is that he is only warming up.....

[REGIXful]

he looks like voldemort..

[juanjobsc17]

@REGIXful man i was going to say that XD

[phyrorafa]

@REGIXful no, voldemort looks like him.

[shredmaster100]

wow never seen him without the glasses before he does look like an alien

[nicolashrv]

You can tell this was made for TV because they cut ALL the interesting explanations, and its so annoyingly edited it becomes not interesting.

If it was intended for sell, the guys who filmed it should buy a clinic on "how to edit your videos"-

[jcrockstar1000]

fuck this chords forever.. haha.

[TheFunkycrisp]

Is this from a video were suposed to buy? becaus i would like to own the whole thing

[killmypain]

is this the real joe satriani?

[stix471]

@killmypain of course it is.. there is no such thing as a fake Joe Satriani -.-

[LostPie]

god those little segments were annoying

[oaklandfla2]

We all wish we could play like Joe. amazing.......

[saptarshijilipi]

out standing

[TulioWise]

Voldemort on guitar =)

[SCOPOtuaMADRE]

give me Blackmore...

[Metalxguitarx]

imoteeed

[soulanumfanpage]

legatos....the ultimate std for guitar players hands...

[maggot95mustaine]

this video la awesome!!!

[Metallica171100]

Voldemort with a nose =O

[xxstarssokissablexx]

38 people are 100% stupid.

[oaklandfla2]

@xxstarssokissablexx amen.

[ThinkTwiceBand]

I thought steve-o's voice was more cracky :]

[madtappingskillz]

I hate his neck pick up sound.

[TrojanStrong23]

he looks highhhhhh

[Aaarrrggghhification]

His guitar effects sound awful in this vid

[evpreneur]

so you have to be able to see that...

*okay (okay guy face)

[0oDaantje12o0]

exercise? it's 'usefull tips' with a bad sound so we can't learn anything out of it!

I bet you're a pretty good player, but this isn't a 'Satriani lesson'

[DerEchteBold]

of course i will never be able to play that stuff - but -

could it be he plays a bit sloppy?

[UrbaniteLN14]

Looks like Harry Potter missed one last horcrux....the last one is Satriani. :'D X'D

[TheDamnedNation]

AVARA KEDAVRA!

[stonekid156]

show off

[Raffael900me]

@stonekid156 suck my dick

[MrWiggerdale123]

Is he trying to show us anything useful, or trying to show us how clever he is?

[Raffael900me]

@MrWiggerdale123 both

[vincentmack37]

horrible tone, horrible playing

[SuperInfomonkey]

anybody else decide to sell there guitar before it was a minute in?

[Fluffypopcicle]

sorry satch, but a lot of that wasn't true legato. excuse me for being a legato purists.

[Fluffypopcicle]

@zeppguitarded

I'm guessing that there is a reason that you deleted that comment. 0:27 that was hammer-on pull-off stuff. There is a huge difference between real legato and deciding to pick as few notes as you possibly can. Allan Holdsworth is the king of legato, just listen to him and you should know what I'm talking about when I say true legato if you haven't figured it out already.

[zeppguitarded]

@Fluffypopcicle I deleted it because i didn't want to be mean. Legato is when you hit more than one note without picking. All it is is using a smaller amount of legato in shorter runs.

[Fluffypopcicle]

@zeppguitarded

You have no clue what legato is, I would delete that comment too and shut your trap. Most people don't know what real legato is. not picking notes =/= legato. Look up "Holdsworthian Legato Guitar Lesson with Marshall Harrison: part I". That's a perfect explanation of what real legato is. Watch the video.

[zeppguitarded]

@Fluffypopcicle Don't worry. I know what legato is just fine.

[Fluffypopcicle]

@zeppguitarded

You gave the wrong description so I'm assuming that you're assuming that you do know what legato is and decided not watch the video.

[ChrisGuitarSmith]

He's ok I guess...

[DamageIncM]

He has a very annoying sound here...

[malcolmx919]

Joe Satriani doesn't look like Voldemort. Voldemort looks like Joe Satriani.

[Nessi311]

This guy has the strangest face...

[peanutbutterisfu]

to me its so cool how young he was when he was teaching pro players,he truly is one of the greats in my opinion.im not a big fan of his music per say but more of him as a player

[death5935]

So you just do this *rips impossible guitar solo* and you become a great guitar player like me.

-.-

[TheAxis456]

Did Satriani record the music for Tetris?

[youyankagin]

Guitarists, mostly wankers, especially shredders.

[MegaSandoval12]

could someone who knows this red guitar series number let me know at - facebook - Norbert Sandoval

[Chris741113]

Must be the shittiest most undistinct sound ever..

[510shredder]

@Chris741113 ...i hope you were being sarcastic.

[anhedonia47]

All the hair on his head went to his arms

[youyankagin]

'Some noise.....'? It's all just fucking noise. Fucking guitarists. Mostly wankers.

[StevieVaibanez]

@youyankagin

I hope that you're being sarcastic, bearing in mind that your channel is full of guitar videos.

[510shredder]

@youyankagin was there a thought in there?

[celiasarron]

he looks sick

[TheTomledo]

Am I the only one that thinks his tone here is absolute garbage?

[TheAnacrespo]

26 dislikes cant do half of that shit

[IAlwaysCommentAVid]

Looks like Voldemort...wait.Am I SUPPOSE to say his name?

[apocalyptik4ever]

@IAlwaysCommentAVid buajajajaajaj lol!!!

[megallica9]

WTF....?



[hobbitg3]

voldemort with a guitar xD... great excercises btw

[UcanbeGOD]

This was totally worth watching for the funny ass music in between.

[tenken1981]

i didn't know voldemort could play the guitar O_o

[mohdsaiful2000]

@tenken1981 hahaha.....lol!

[bryrus1]

@tenken1981 he's not voldemort...he's imhotep... ^_^

[dimondcage]

@tenken1981 this is not voldermort its his guitar soul horcrux !!

[docBOSS1444]

holy poopies i was just gonna say that

[pusalies]

@tenken1981 hahaha i just shit myself reading this.

[wingsnad]

@tenken1981 He seems almost like to the lord..

[tonyspike100]

@tenken1981 hahahaha damn on his shit :p

[TulioWise]

@tenken1981 Me too...

[streetskater03]

I understood everything in this video.............

[TheAlexandre204]

 good!!!

[mickjohncurits]

voldemort?



[daniju93]

I was thinkin like...Yah! lets learn something from Joe Satriani!!! ...3minutes later..."WTF?!" I havnt learned nothing from Joe Satriani!!

[oOoKhaledoOo]

did he think that he is teachin other joe satrianis ?

[TheLtlpxru]

this is kind of boring exercise......

[steeltoto]

Wow, dude... Slow down a second... Where does he live? I need lessons!!!!

[ldzatoichi]

"i see how far I can....(dribbles off)"

Yeah.....wait, what?

[11anonomys]

i taught him that

[youshouldknowmee]

damn i must be stupid or something cus i didnt learn shit watching this vid...

his just too good to follow

sigh*

[666ronsix]

the man is a legend the best

[Themexicanguanorat]

I really love his tone. It's just so awesome!

I think I might actually go ibanez now :/

[Themexicanguanorat]

I really love his tone. It's just so awesome!

[HideSpookySama]

voldemort rocks!

[Guitarmadness91]

too bad the audio quality sucks on this video..

[marsigbin]

I didn't know that Imhotep can play that good!

[blue4219]

Satriani: Give me the stone!

[stix471]

he has a fretboard aimbot on.... what a hacker!!

[dearlyplease]

people like you are blessed joe. if only i could live one day free like you are!!!

[nathanthomas2429]

@yjoon soul is defined by the listener. If Joe's music speaks to me it has soul. If Big Bill Broonzy's music speaks to me, it has soul. Fortunately, both are true for me. Find the soul in whatever you hear. Then you'll begin to hear in ways that are completely new to you.

[guitarizeable]

look so easy, isn't it?

[rhythm2007mc]

@guitarizeable looks so easy, but it takes hours or sometimes years of repetative exercises and daily practice to get to that point

[Namtoggam]

*snorts a gram of meth*

*edits joe satriani interview*

[slowhand633]

thats not joe satriani is it ?

[speeluh]

Great playing!!

Please watch my video: "Damn Jam".

Greetz, Fred Westra (Holland).

[bigchode111]

thumbs up for bigchode

[Actkondis62]

i love how effortless he plays and how easy he makes it look

[fkthlf]

voldemort playing guitar

[Kezlok67]

@fkthlf lol was just thinking the same as I watched it xD

[ephebos123]

i didnt know voldemort knows how to play guitar

[thedonace213]

he looks like the evil guy in harry potter except with a nose...lol

[mackiezer032]

this is the lesson that ive been looking for in my life... muting technique and how to sync it .... thanks a lot joe ... your like GOD ;)

[TheTom5150]

The guy is a phenomenal player, I just think that the editing on this particular video makes it kind of hard to follow, I mean come on this dude was the teacher for Kirk Hammett and Steve Vai, so you know he knows what the hell he's talkin about and he knows how to teach

[oemitb]

This was totally unuseful...

[andr4681]

@oemitb i guess you don't play guitar then?

[tamedragon66]

@oemitb wisdom from the clueless

[ClassicSportsNetwork]

@oemitb

26 likes and 26 dislikes.

*Facepalm*

[jameswcollett]

@oemitb I guess it's just a photo opportunty moment. Agree that it's hard to take away anything useful to improve my guitar playing.

[rgt4all]

@oemitb no it isnt its to build strenght and coordination..

[fenderwangcaster]

@oemitb Like your penis! OHHHHHHHH!!!! THUMBS UP IF HE GOT SERRRRRRRRVVVED!

[munchen223]

@oemitb so is your comment

[dlkrdlkr]

@oemitb Well ... the full lesson is! i think the uploader ripped off the useful parts, bad boy xD

[daumoro]

Actually, he can play faster than Malmsteen///

[caspower10]

Go back to Hogwards!

[chickloverforever]

@wispakid no way...im gonna kissed on friday by the love of my life!!!!! dude ive done more than that the last 3 fridays in a row

[Syztemi]

the eminor improvisation kinda sounded like a part of the blackened solo :) kirk has learned a bit from the master i guess :D

[supahflyninjaspy]

Love how he strums a grand total of Five times during a forty note solo xD, Talking about Hammer on/Pull off master

[luukiitaas11]

He is not Voldemort, he is the fucki.. god of guitars :D

[gtr362]

O.K., no problem, got all that, next lesson!!! LOL!!!

[beitland12345]

Does he use a 0.9 or 0.10?

[TheKaiSantos]

@beitland12345 9s 

[MaitreSpader]

Looks like Steve-O hahahaha

[ilovegibsons1]

voldermort the evil guitar wizard!!!!!!!!!

[nadeali1]

long live voldemort

[GregHM81]

Nope, Voldemort would probably die if Joe starts playing in front of him

[skyblue6666]

LEGEND

[stitcha123]

when joe starts talking about g minor arrpegios at the end, it looks like the crew just got confused n fucked off. lol CUE TITLES!!!!

[DeanGetYourWings]

Okay i tried to do his first sweep, i broke my hand! i cant reach that far XD

[Mrsputnik74]

Oh now i understand!

[mmim4]

guitar theory is beyond to complex why cant it be just tabs why does it have to be music notes and 5th scales and what not.......?

[joverby88]

@mmim4 it can be whatever you want it to be, so you could leave it at tabs for yourself. while others dive into the ridiculous complexity of it. and it would really just be music theory, not guitar theory.