i got the last joke ...it was kinda easy if you did it the way i did ......and i had to explain it to my friend and she agreed with me ................
Last night, I got your girl into "Last Stand". I used "Deep Impact" to "Double Tap" her "Bouncing Betty's". She sucked me like she had "Iron Lungs",I'm glad I had "Painkiller". We went all night using "Extreme Conditioning". Her Sleight of Hand" got me to "Sonic Boom" all over her face. Luckily for her I used "Steady Aim" so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing "One Man Army", and you didn't hear us because we were both using "Ninja
I GOT A RIDDLE FOR YOU ASSHOLE WHORING HIS ASSHOLE FOR MONEY BY POSTING SHITTY ANNOTATIONS ON THE VIDEO, HOW MANY SHITTY COD MULTIPLAYER VIDEOS ARE ON YOUTUBE? THINK ABOUT IT DICK.
Lol it was 18 family member because each parent had 4 daughters so father has 4 and mother has 4 that makes 8 and they all have brothers so 8 times 2 which is 16 add the parents in there u have 18
Its not like a joke, but i guess you could make some up with it. (this is an example i don't think you can do it in english)
So.. What it is.
In high school my class and i made up this word that sounded as cool but was spelled diffrent as cool, and the other word meant the opposite. Note:We could hear the diffrence from cool and "cool".
So yeah, we just joked with people by saying that they was "cool" or that was "cool".
This sounds so lame now that i'm explaning it lol.
lol DUMB, if each daughter of the mother and father have one brother then including the mother and father there are 7 family members. Because all of the daughters are siblings, they all have one brother, the SAME brother. hahahahahaha. smart one.
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hahahahahahaha at 5:50 its seven family members.....if each daughter has a brother...its the same brother...its like i have 2 sisters....they each have one brother who is me.... so u look like an idiot.....but i laughed ..no worries
A man is trying to get into an exclusive club. He watches the door to see how people get in. He sees a man walk up and knock. The doorman answers and says, "twelve." The man replies, "six," and gets in. Another man goes up and knocks. The doorman says, "six." the man replies, "three," and is let in. The man who is watching believes he has heard enough and approaches the door and knocks. The doorman says, "ten." the man replies, "five," and is rejected. What should he have said?
a blonde is in her rowboat in the middle of a corn field rowing and rowing away, a blonde girl in her car gets out of her car and says it is because of dumb blondes like you that we get such a bad reputation and if I could swim I would come out there and get you myself!!!!!
i just had to answer those two riddles cause you kinda answered them wrong i think .-.
the 4 daughters one: the four daughters have one brother beacause he didnt say that each daughter had a diffrent brother so 1 brother 4 daughters 1 mother and 1 father thats 7 family members
and the 2 sons and 2 dads catching 2 fishes:that was pretty obvious man the first father and son caught a fish and the second father and son caught another fish..so yeah that makes 2 fishes .-.
No!? if each daugher has a brother, they have a toal of ONE! seee..... 3 sisters can have the same brother .... same if you put 2 pizzas in the waver at the same time, it takes the same amount of minutes to get done as if you had one.
No its 10 family members. Mom, dad, 4 girls, 4 boys
nebula72399 2 days ago
i got the last joke ...it was kinda easy if you did it the way i did ......and i had to explain it to my friend and she agreed with me ................
marie3031970 1 month ago
7:56 Is the letter "M"
jaxonroby 2 months ago
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maiden5130 1 month ago
If a blue house is made of blue bricks and a red house is made out of red bricks what is a green house made out of?
The answer is...
Glass
Juppysintellect 2 months ago
The friday joke is he comes in friday leaves 3 days later on friday the answer is the horses name is friday
Mclovin5524 3 months ago
a man comes and leaves joke in da vid ans.....he listend to rebecca black friday 3 days before friday
lambotopgear 3 months ago
first one a towel
lambotopgear 3 months ago
Freakin iCarly riddle. BTW His name is Friday.
ScissorsAlan1994 3 months ago
each daughter had 1 brother so its just 1 because there alll in the same family
CrypticJezuz 3 months ago
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uHsqueeker 4 months ago
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ThErAmWaNtShAm 5 months ago
You're not a genius :(
It's 7.
Mom Dad
Daughter Daughter Daughter Daughter
Son
Each Daughter has the same brother once.
iPIusiii 5 months ago 3
the horses name is friday
carmine25000 5 months ago
his horses name was friday
Choctawoutlaw10 5 months ago
Lol it was 18 family member because each parent had 4 daughters so father has 4 and mother has 4 that makes 8 and they all have brothers so 8 times 2 which is 16 add the parents in there u have 18
VirusUnknown1 6 months ago
Lol that whats get wetter as it dries is from family guy lol
DoTtA1123 6 months ago
12 mebers in the famil becuse for every bro there is a sis as well so the dad has a sis
ajp2018 6 months ago
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
jmanzkickin 6 months ago
his horse was named Friday
jmanzkickin 6 months ago
person 1 - did you know Helen Keller got a new car
person 2 - no
person 1 - neither did she hahaha
jmanzkickin 6 months ago
5:51 fail each daughter has a brother there talkin about the same brother or they would have 4 brothers so 7 easy
TexasKing100 7 months ago
Here is a kinda tricky one. Two Bodies Have I Joined Together In 1 The Longer I Stand The Quicker I Run. Guess it
AnDyB12345613 7 months ago in playlist Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2- Vol. 12
Its not like a joke, but i guess you could make some up with it. (this is an example i don't think you can do it in english)
So.. What it is.
In high school my class and i made up this word that sounded as cool but was spelled diffrent as cool, and the other word meant the opposite. Note:We could hear the diffrence from cool and "cool".
So yeah, we just joked with people by saying that they was "cool" or that was "cool".
This sounds so lame now that i'm explaning it lol.
Was fun though :D
Madsvjj 7 months ago
Lol, he saids copy and paste and writes it himselves.. *facepalms*
Madsvjj 7 months ago
lol DUMB, if each daughter of the mother and father have one brother then including the mother and father there are 7 family members. Because all of the daughters are siblings, they all have one brother, the SAME brother. hahahahahaha. smart one.
bknygurl 7 months ago
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OFLBrandonWunder 7 months ago
theagentgaming got that from ICARLY
TheBobbyRayShow 7 months ago
EVRYONE WAS SO STUPID WHEN THE GAME 1ST CAME OUT
KiDiiFresh 7 months ago
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Blameableone5 7 months ago
A pig eating Bacon
HopeShesLegal 7 months ago
a towel
tymann98 7 months ago
3rd joke is from icarly (dont ask)
dudeawsome34 8 months ago
his horses name is friday
HuddledClock8 8 months ago
@threemenandscott what are you talking about?
5000Anng 8 months ago
you bellend there all sisters so if they all have one brother its the same guy :L your right you do look stupid aha :P
17hardin17 8 months ago
A mime yells at you
PrinceNarwhal 8 months ago
7 family members there all one family so if all 4 daughters have 1 brother then there is only one brother because there the same
EPiiCZZZAandL 8 months ago
horse name is friday
AlexReyHardy 8 months ago
awesome multi-kill
AlexReyHardy 8 months ago
Swiss Cheese
MATTROCKS555 8 months ago
For the mother and father one. 7 Mother + Father. Daughter 1+2+3+4+5. Brother 1.
Daughter 1,2,3,4,5's brother is brother #1.
awsidney 8 months ago
That quad Javelin made me jizz.
HackYourFace 8 months ago
horses name was friday
eminembeastify 8 months ago
for bruneypaws, the answer was 7, the foure daughters are all related therefore theyre is only 1 brother
jakuszkowiak 9 months ago
TheAGENTGaming got that from iCarly
SonyAllDay100 9 months ago
HIS HORSES NAME IS FRIDAY!! SO HE LEFT ON HIS HORSE ON TUESDAY BASICALLY
SonyAllDay100 9 months ago
My mom called me a son of a bitch
CricketGamers 9 months ago 63
@CricketGamers lol mine too
starwarsguy123ful 7 months ago
i like when you say your a genius, your chopper goes down
TheRobertMillerShow 9 months ago
two farmers (man and women duhhh) had seven children. Patrick, Andre, Dom, Daniel, Orson, Charlie and Kayne. Wherewere they living in?
XxAzNGaM3RxX 9 months ago
Justin beiber grew a pair..
rexsteel147 9 months ago
a house burning down by stress relief candles
5000Anng 9 months ago 32
@5000Anng haha
TheRobertMillerShow 9 months ago
@5000Anng fam guy
threemenandscott 8 months ago
@5000Anng family guy
threemenandscott 8 months ago
@5000Anng thats from family guy...
machinimafan469 7 months ago
@5000Anng Family guy FTW ;D
Trickeymuppet 2 weeks ago
1 was an icarly refference
colossalcam13 9 months ago
@colossalcam13 icarly is unfunny and gay. this is not. please leave unfunny and gay tv show references out of the video
notederk97 9 months ago
one pincel in the world and you cant write with it
Rinsko24 9 months ago
there is water every where but you cant drink it
Rinsko24 9 months ago
@Rinsko24 the ocean duh
drunkmario53 9 months ago
his horses name was friday it was on a teen nick show called icarly
KrazyMoFo310 9 months ago
@KrazyMoFo310 God ur a fag still watching that shit
0kevin09 9 months ago
@0kevin09 Fuk u man my little niece was watching that shit
KrazyMoFo310 9 months ago
and i didn't think he was gonna solve it so stfu
KrazyMoFo310 9 months ago
@KrazyMoFo310 No need to say icarly if u still watching fag
0kevin09 9 months ago
My friend choked on a lifesaver.
iGotSkillzers 9 months ago
Rebecca Black can't stand Justin Biebers music.
SlushRamen 9 months ago
i used to say the 3rd riddle when i was in middle school
residentevilchrisfan 9 months ago
his horses name is friday idiot
XxsnsMuNcYxX 9 months ago
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@XxsnsMuNcYxX he solved it in the video idiot
MisterCaptainDamnit 9 months ago
3rd Riddle:
He rides a horse named Friday.
villari23 9 months ago
@villari23 he solved it in the video
MisterCaptainDamnit 9 months ago
hahahahahahaha at 5:50 its seven family members.....if each daughter has a brother...its the same brother...its like i have 2 sisters....they each have one brother who is me.... so u look like an idiot.....but i laughed ..no worries
LifeMeansHockey 9 months ago
Q: What do you call a pretty woman on the sun?
A: Hot
tristenc159 9 months ago
that kano rebirth thing is covering the jokes _-_
RadioactivxKill 9 months ago
@RadioactivxKill turn off annotations?
xxFLAMETHROWER34xx 9 months ago
yo mama's so stupid..... when a robber stole her tv she ran after him shouting..WAIT....YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!
allanbay7 9 months ago
Why is there a rom in the church named: Weapon room?
Trulsbk 9 months ago
horses name was friday
its 7
bnichols313 9 months ago
horses name was friday
bnichols313 9 months ago
In soviet Russia, sofa sits on you.
MJowned1 9 months ago
A bunny went to the forest and got raped.
bobarachkov 9 months ago
each daughter has one brother, so they probably all have the same brother, so its 2 + 4 + 1 i think..
Elathorn25 9 months ago
the answer to the family riddle is 7, the mother father 4 daughters and one son, which would give each daughter one brother
Life1stGames2nd 9 months ago
that idiot who stole the friday ridle thats gay you asshole get your own joke loser =P
Toxicman12220 9 months ago
your house being burned down by a stress relieving candle.
elnumbrotres 9 months ago
my friend told me i dont know the meaning of irony. which was ironic because we were standing at a bustop
jambobthepokemaster 9 months ago
my mum called me a son of a ***** she didn't see the irony
kalzMcG 9 months ago
the anser to the friday one is he left on a hors named friday
VisionXFATGHOST 9 months ago
@TheSp310ha that's correct :)
TheOneAndOnlyBemars 9 months ago
1. Online pop-ups offering to help you get rid of online pop-ups advertisements.
iisgod10 9 months ago
A man is trying to get into an exclusive club. He watches the door to see how people get in. He sees a man walk up and knock. The doorman answers and says, "twelve." The man replies, "six," and gets in. Another man goes up and knocks. The doorman says, "six." the man replies, "three," and is let in. The man who is watching believes he has heard enough and approaches the door and knocks. The doorman says, "ten." the man replies, "five," and is rejected. What should he have said?
elnumbrotres 9 months ago
@elnumbrotres Three, as it's the amount of lettres in the numbers (ten = three)
MOHrobbiebob 9 months ago
@elnumbrotres he souldve said three
chipthepark10 3 months ago
@chipthepark10 only took 6 months
elnumbrotres 3 months ago
@elnumbrotres haha nah i just saw it now
chipthepark10 3 months ago
his horse name was friday
SuperLambofan 9 months ago
Is it shoplifting if u rape a hooker
tony199801 10 months ago
the riddle at 6:33 is that the 2 dads and sons catch 1 fish each and they go home and have 2 fish because the other son and dad took their 2 home
wanddrag4 10 months ago
the mother one its only 5 cause 1 boy is each of the sisters brother
NLNnoluckneeded 10 months ago
Who ever posted the friday riddle.... YOU WATCH A LOT OF ICARLY
alexloco8 10 months ago
@alexloco8 your the fag for noticing
Wildanimal144 10 months ago
@alexloco8 So do you..
AdidasJake 10 months ago
@AdidasJake i got a 9 years old sister.... :D
alexloco8 9 months ago
@alexloco8 Cool story bro.
AdidasJake 9 months ago
a blonde is in her rowboat in the middle of a corn field rowing and rowing away, a blonde girl in her car gets out of her car and says it is because of dumb blondes like you that we get such a bad reputation and if I could swim I would come out there and get you myself!!!!!
SynisterGaming3 10 months ago
No you not the 4 daughters have ONE brother so thats makes them Mom dad 4gilrs and ONE boy that would be 7 NOT 11
Ronnie7X 10 months ago
@Ronnie7X HAHAHAHA I GOT SO IRRITATED WEN HE SED 11 HAHA!!
OokaMiUchIhA35 10 months ago
friday was his horse
oxgee 10 months ago
@oxgee liar
BodyboardingSk8COD 10 months ago
who ever did the friday riddle he sayd it wrong
Gameadicted 10 months ago
5 ppl cause thers only 1 brother
MrFlyersphan18 10 months ago
His horses name was friday.
tmerritt585 10 months ago
my dad just woke up to piss in the trash can
cobber002 10 months ago
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@SSundee
Close, he said 'I will be burned'
InuRanma25 10 months ago
my teacher prob went to the same website all these ppl went to cuz he told me all of the riddles in the vid
Rogelio4407 10 months ago
QUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD LOLZ :D
XxZaMaN01xX 10 months ago
i have a riddle... i hope to get on a vid!!.......
ok here it is: theres 30 white horses and a red hill, first they bite, then they chomp, then they swallow... what are they?
killermuffin99 10 months ago
@killermuffin99
teeth
xicotunes 10 months ago
@killermuffin99 wat
OokaMiUchIhA35 10 months ago
@OokaMiUchIhA35 what are the horses? there not really horses
killermuffin99 10 months ago
@killermuffin99 they r killer muffins XD.... no but really wat da hell r dey... but if dey r not horses y the fuk did u say 30 dam white horses!
OokaMiUchIhA35 10 months ago
and the letter E
EvilElward 10 months ago
yup your an idiot!
MrBeachezz 10 months ago
the question with the daughters the answer is 7 2 parents 4 daughters they all have 1 bro 7=]
de305shorty 10 months ago
i just had to answer those two riddles cause you kinda answered them wrong i think .-.
the 4 daughters one: the four daughters have one brother beacause he didnt say that each daughter had a diffrent brother so 1 brother 4 daughters 1 mother and 1 father thats 7 family members
and the 2 sons and 2 dads catching 2 fishes:that was pretty obvious man the first father and son caught a fish and the second father and son caught another fish..so yeah that makes 2 fishes .-.
MShootingManiac 10 months ago
That friday horse riddle was on icarly the show..thats wher he got it from....
TheEverythinGUNeed 10 months ago
@TheEverythinGUNeed
That's a classic joke, I doubt the guy got it from there
nils3881991 10 months ago
He came on a horse called FRIDAY!!!!!
TheEverythinGUNeed 10 months ago
They are 7 family members. The dad, the mother, their four daughters, and they each had one brother, which is just one person.
ZymPa10 10 months ago
friday is the horses name
scooburt1 10 months ago
friday is the states name
SupaDupaJupa 10 months ago
justin bieber masturbating
tyzator 10 months ago
theAGENTgaming stole mine :( :( :(
scotland1596 10 months ago
@scotland1596 same lol
markdude01 10 months ago
@markdude01 he did acc m8 :(
scotland1596 10 months ago
how could the daughters have 4 different brothers, it said that they all had one
PidCos 10 months ago
friday is his horse
acdchomey123 10 months ago
@acdchomey123 no shit sherlock
allanbay7 10 months ago
first 1 its a towel
allanbay7 10 months ago
No!? if each daugher has a brother, they have a toal of ONE! seee..... 3 sisters can have the same brother .... same if you put 2 pizzas in the waver at the same time, it takes the same amount of minutes to get done as if you had one.
UberDanger 10 months ago
My grand dad died but we didnt give him a very good goodbye because he drowned in a bowl of cheerios :P LIAMHALL98
LIAMHALL98 10 months ago
@LIAMHALL98 Got that from mock the week ?
CoDtageUD 10 months ago
We park in the driveway, but drive in the parkway
Ferret0723 10 months ago
ur mum had morning sickness after she had her baby
MCKEECFC10 10 months ago
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Did you know that 11/10 of people have trouble with fractions
jackfan9000 10 months ago
I was in town recently, where I saw an 'Ice-Cream' parlour next a 'Health & Fitness Center.'
AfroHaz 10 months ago
one bright day, in the middle of the night,
two dead boys, got into a fight.
they stood back-to-back, facing each other,
drew their swords, and shot each other.
a deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came over to shoot the two dead boys.
if you think this lie is true,
just ask the blind man.
he saw it too!
Ivarssh 10 months ago
A woman got trapped in a supermarket and died of starvation
watzittooyaman 10 months ago
TheAGENTGaming copied it from iCarly.
GameFronter 10 months ago
@GameFronter
Who watches iCarly anyway?
My 11 year old sister.
And I heard that riddle before this iCarly shit came out.
lyrics4metallica 10 months ago
@lyrics4metallica The Hells icarly?
reggiebush49 10 months ago
@reggiebush49
SOme shit on Nickelodeon
lyrics4metallica 10 months ago
@lyrics4metallica cant blamme me i dont watch cartoons like GameFronter
reggiebush49 10 months ago
A cow got run over by a milk truck.
misterlego817 10 months ago
Did you know that 95% of all statistics are made up?
jason18911 10 months ago
it would be ironic if rebbeca black sang ''it's monday''
TheAskme34 10 months ago
it would be ironic if a killer killed himself
TheAskme34 10 months ago
the mother dauhter one is 2
cuz ur mum has a brother ur uncle
if each sister has 1 brother and there all related they all have 1 brother and hes the same guy
tansley09 10 months ago
its ironic if you are gay and you don't want to f*ck George Clooney
ParadoxCAVA 10 months ago
it ironic if a asian driver ran over someone no racial
mkv204 10 months ago
it would be ironic if ur mom had a dick
MightyMidgetClan 10 months ago
its ironic if lady gaga is a girl
MrKill2survive 10 months ago
friday is his horse
darkskullangel 10 months ago
It's ironic that ssundee has a chains agains me 1v1. Jtodd98
BetterThenOptic98 10 months ago
That I will get on this next vid
BetterThenOptic98 10 months ago
A monkey that hates bananas and moms
boxerboxerabc 10 months ago
A fat body builder
boxerboxerabc 10 months ago
Dark Vader running from his mom
boxerboxerabc 10 months ago
A fat guy getting hit by an ice cream truck
boxerboxerabc 10 months ago
Its ironin PSN is offline still
GameGuy2413 10 months ago
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It is ironic That PSN is still down :(
GameGuy2413 10 months ago
What gets wetter as it dries:Your Forehead
GameGuy2413 10 months ago