Asians and the Truth is she doesn't know what shes doing.

[dsavage131]

that 25% men are probably virgins.......

[MsTwiHater]

1. Ewan Mcgregor- 2 words- DAT ACCENT!!!

2. SxePhil- u would b in first if it wernt for DAT ACCENT!!!

3. Ian Somerhalder- another 2 words- DEM ABS!!!

4. Robert Downey Jr.- 3 words- DAT FACIAL HAIR!!!!

5. Guy at my school- another 3 words- NOT SAYIN SHHIT!!!

[mrsraddliffe]

1. Toby turner

2. robert patterson

3.daniel radcliffe

4. james phelps

5. oilver phelps

[Rantmaster13]

1 Amy lee

2 Felicia day

3 Megan fox

4 Scarlett Johansson

5 Rosie huntington

[82jaimeDeese82]

hihi you will see waiting you to teach me

[KailaJaneyus56]

hehe I am here to have fun

[MeganVb0sch]

This guy is funny though :P

[MeganVb0sch]

The girl I'm with is crazy and is talking to Phil because the video buffered.

"Phil, why are you buffering" ...me "Seriously"? o.0

[MeganVb0sch]

.....she continues to talk to him >.<

[JoannaSignedf166]

also I am sweet, charming and very young with a lot of energy

[mzPenguinPantz]

1.Johnny Depp

2.See above

3.a guy @ my school

4.John Green

5.Johnny Depp

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

1: Aya Hirano

2: Alecia Liu

3: Any other asian girl

4: see above

5: my gay friend, Jaymie

Yes i'm bi-tastic and like asians

[bmxbikerdude2007]

@gokyee yeszir



[WEST490]

@BIGfan9000 YOUR FUCKING STUPID I WAS DEFENDING PHILL YOU FUCKING "RETARD", AND YEAH THATS HOW YOU SPELL "RETARD"

[Itsmychannelbro]

Your voice is like the voice of Mojache in Jimmy a World Of Warcraft story :/

[Orangemongoose1]

1. Scarlet Johansson, 2. Sofia Vergara, 3. Kaley Cuoco, 4. Katy Perry, 5. Natalie Portman

[yourmommm123]

yourmommm.

[y0viv0cantand0]

1. phillip defranco

2. james franco

3. stephen colbert

4. jon stewart

5. anderson cooper

(i have a thing for smart news guys :])

[iris4kelly]

1-hugh jackman

2-jason statham

3-norman reedus

4-sean patrick flanery

5-philip defranco

yeah...that's my 5!lol

[me1004me1004]

Fucking Jewish Racist...

[MsTwiHater]

@me1004me1004 the fuck is wrong wit chu?? Phil is SO not rascist. asshole

[DanylMate]

My five would be:

My best friends girlfriend

My cousins girlfriend

Your girlfriend

My other friends girlfriend

Anybody's girlfriend

I joke my cousin doesn't have a girlfriend HA

[Ibrahimsama]

...gay

[WEST490]

@BIGfan9000 who the fuck are you talking too?

[sexking83]

phillip i hate your flamboyant show, its plain and flamboyant at the same time -___-

[Esoparagon]

1. Any girl I want. Hell yeah.

[UFALLI]

1-eva mendess

2-ellen page

3-mary elize windstead

4-olivia wilde

5-kaley cuoco

[slabambam]

he just said women are basically men..... with other shit, but still men.

[SXLePiC]

** not Sofia Vergara, Scarlett Johansson.

[SXLePiC]

1- Katy Perry

2- Olivia Wilde

3- Kaley Cuoco (Penny from bigbangtheory)

4- Megan Fox

5- Sofia Vergara ( Colombian mom from modernfamily)

[jabtrack123]

1. stacy dash

2. keri hilson

3. scarlett johansson

4. natalie portman

5. katy perry

[IPlayGamesYe]

You dont like words with 2 or more p's yet your name is Philip. that's 2.

[rekrie]

1 Pink

2 Grace Potter

3 George Clooney

4 That one guy in my chem class

5 That one chick that works at hot topic

[Meecoseven]

1 christina hendricks

2 scarlett Johansson

3 katy perry

4 megan fox (jesus christ, before her plastic surgery :P)

5 Olivia Wilde

[MrDorkusMaximus]

Dammit! Why didn't they have menstrual cycle rings for women in my day? You kids have all the luck.  Well, except that you were born into a world which will bone you for the rest of your days. Exactly like the world I was born into, only different. "Ask not for who the bone bones, it bones for thee".

[cysticmontage]

1cheryl cole

2 lea Michele

3 Sofia vergara

4 Julie Bowen

5 Olivia Wilde Irish ftw

[TheIronweasle]

1. The first (hot) female furry science creates.

2..... god the only women whose names I can remember are pornstars

[SketchyWriter13]

@sketchywriter13 charlieissocoollike

hot Japanese guys and Fred weasly

[SketchyWriter13]

In noparticular order, iggy (from maximum rude) Darren criss

[KeeraJordan]

I'm still for abstinence before marriage...

[CoolVids19]

1.Selena Gomez

2.Shamwow Hooker

3.Your mom

4.Demi lovato

5.any slutty whore

[ONLYUSEmeSPIKE]

Proposals? I don't trust any word with more than one "P" in it.

[ancientegyptiansmile]

1 joseph gordon-levitt

2 joseph gordon-levitt

3 darren criss, despite his ridiculous name

4 that one super hot guy from that show

5 anyone who looks like joseph gordon-levitt

[ruschlucas8]

1. rihanna

2. beyonce

3. latina's

4. asians

5. eva mendes

[Freddynotsoready]

1. You

2. Kev Jumba

3. Old spice guy

4. Rihanna

5. Chuck Norris

[ONLYUSEmeSPIKE]

@Freddynotsoready gay? or lez? lmao

[Freddynotsoready]

@ONLYUSEmeSPIKE Lol I'm Straight (they say Rihanna has a penis so.. o_O it wouldn't matter)

[DTPVH]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS, YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOW EVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY IF YOU POST THIS TO OVER 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CHRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS

[DTPVH]

@Dracoloco99 YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOW EVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY IF YOU POST THIS TO OVER 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CHRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS yes I'm so bored I just resent that.

[Mr360Show]

1. asian chick

2. asian chick

3. asian chick

4. asian chick

5. asian chick

[didwedie]

ur mother's mother's only daughter

[batsh1tnutz]

I'm an asian-descended native american...do I count? ;-)

[sawyerscott52]

My hand.

[virdarkruner]

1. katy perry

2. katy perry look alike

3. a blow up doll of katy perry

4. someone wearing a katy perry costume

5. katy perry in icecream

[eleighful]

Oh Phil, you so funny ;)

[MyChemicalRomance824]

1. Johnny Knoxville

2. Ryan Dunn

3. Philip Labonte

4. Ron Weasly

5. Johnny Depp

(And Katy Perry ^^ ) ♥

[sonjamarie420]

whats with the graffiti in the background lol

[shevy1418]

1). Megan Fox

2.) Katy Perry

3) Johnny Knoxville

4) Toby (TOBUSCUS) Turner

5) Scarlett Johanssen

[LitleMsPacMan]

Tapeaka,Kansas is where westboro church is

[BoyPlantation]

1.My girlfriend

2.My girlfriend

3.My girlfriend

4.My girlfriend

5.My girlfriend

(yea, shes that amazing in bed ;P)

[neoxr3000]

@BoyPlantation and also, she made you write that list.

[NosirrahKaraneeum]

1. My Asian friend

2. My Asian friend's sister

3. My Asian friend's cousin

4. My Asian friend's cousin's friend

5. My Asian friend's cousin's friend's brother's girlfriend

(I have an Asian fetish)

[hockeyplaya131]

@NosirrahKaraneeum Me too man. Me too XD RIKA SAKURAI FTW!

[MalloryJane326]

1. Philip DeFranco , for sure. ♥

2. Nick Wheeler.

other than that ,

well .... I got nothin. lol

[adcashmo]

isn't it a bit late to get tested afterwards? ;)

[baganga]

1. Bruce Lee (if he came back to life)

2. Chuck Norris

3. sxephil

2. Spock

4. Ulquiorra Schifer (NERD-GASM!!!!!)

[theevanmachine]

1 your mom

2 megan fox

3 katy perry

4 christina hendricks

5 AGAIN YOUR MOM

[thirteensenses22]

@theevanmachine since when was it acceptable to bring your mom jokes back?

[eitee2009]

@theevanmachine my list would contain 2,4 and some other names :D

[xXxBraveShadowxXx]

Your Mom

[waves68]

i live in kansas in a small town and we did a similar (stupid might i add) thing the town is called chanute and we temporarily changed it to chanoogle....i fucking hate kansas :(

[brianwesley28]

No cheat sheet. Thanks. I hope she takes her purity ring off for me, too. She already did one time that I'm aware of, if that is what it is. I asked her to take it off if it had meaning and she did. Long story. Hopefully it was only figurative that she did? 

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

Why do men fake orgasms? Because they get turned off by the sounds you make when they're taking you from behind. Ever thought of that.

[zsc5438]

1. Pam Anderson



[paulspeedy12]

@zsc5438 clearly you couldent think of anyone else... Go out side and meet some chicks. If u like techno i take it back.

[zsc5438]

@paulspeedy12 i was kidding

[paulspeedy12]

@zsc5438 ok, making sure ur not crazy like borat. 

[gigadrowze]

1.Lindsay Lohan

2. Carmella Bing

3. Audrey Bitoni

4. Torrie Wilson

5. Hot Red Head 

[TheHommiegal202]

1.Sxephil

2.Sxephil

3.Sxephil

4.Sxephil

5.Jonas Brothers JK.... SXEPHIL

[KristyAnnKristyAnn]

1. Phil defranco

2. phil defranco

3. this guyy in my class XD

4. my Gemornty teach. hahahah

5. Phil defranco (:

[Mseapfan]

1.Elvis from 1958

2.Elvis from 1968

3.Elvis from 1974

4.Matthew Mconaughey

5.Elvis

[AJOraaAJ]

well.... JESSICA ALBA :) and who else can there be?

[Istaru97]

1. JUSTIN BEIBER! Ima make that p***y boy cry

2. Katy Perry

3. Kim Kardashian

4. Megan Fox

5. Patrick Dempsey (just kidding, I just saw this on his next video so had to post it)

[ozzyskyler]

1. My girl

2. My girl

3. My girl

4. Katy perry

5. Meagen fox

[howdylee13]

wasn't even a question.

[Bankai1484]

1. Leonardo De Caprio (sp? i hate that name for spellng)

3. Katy Perry

4. Gordon Freeman... not Morgan

2. The chick who played the elf from Lord of the Rings who turned out to be Aragons squeese toy

5. (time to jump on the band wagon) Philly D due to the large amount of jokes possible. (DId u suck Philly's D, Is Phill really sxe, I hoped on Philly's D with franco etc. etc.)

THIS COMMENT WILL NEVER BE READ BECAUSE THIS VIDEO IS OVER 5 MONTHS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mad8london247]

@Bankai1484

It got read.

You meant Liv Tyler as Arwen.

[Gvf77x]

@Bankai1484 I read it

[paulspeedy12]

1) that monkey

2) The pope ( already happend)

3) Napolian dinomite

4) The Bat Man

5) A Chill dog

6) Apple Pie ( your moms pie)

7) large box of donutes

8) Asian with tits ( Unfindable )

[haloman123123]

@paulspeedy12 8. is a lie. Look up Elly Tran Ha

[paulspeedy12]

@haloman123123 omg...i take that back. but still that monkey. 

[Sanaru92]

1. Kourtney Kardashian

2. Lady Gaga

3. Kim Kardashian

4. Jessica Biel

5. My ex

[Zivillyn]

it would either consist of the 5 ugliest women my GF can find, or the 5 hottest anime characters my GF can find. (my GF's mean)

[paintball1426]

1. really hot Asian chicks

2. Lady Gaga

3. my ex

4. Kim kardashian

5. asian lesbians

[harrisonloki]

1: cheryl cole

2: demi lovato

3: ijustine

4: any blonde girl with small tits

5: you

[shinigamiXish]

Asian girls r hot...seriously dude, they're HOT

"fun-size" ;-P

[TheFreakshowRadio]

I love your analogies :)

[BlessedBlackRose]

Haha! How have I not seen this episode before? Love the end though.

[huynh2er]

Haha, one of my most favourite videos from you sxephil. Good work.

[queensupreme2]

1. Ryan Gosling

2. Sean Faris

3. Cam Gigandet

4.Ryan Reynolds

5.Chris Evans

[boomblox12]

1: my ex

2: my other ex

3: my other ex

4: helen keller

5:amy winehouse

[manabusama]

I know that the last comment was 3 months ago, but just to throw it out there:

1. Michale Graves

2. James Dean (if he were alive and still 24)

3. Fernando Torres

4. Dan Hardy

5. .....and Michale Graves again.

[blakbones18]

oh dammit i didn't put Kelly Karloff on my list :(

[blakbones18]

Megan Fox

Megan Good

Amber Rose

Katy Perry

Keri Hilson

[littlebrittle77]

Laura Vandervoort

Olivia Wilde

Eliza Dushku

Kristin Kreuk

Jessica Alba

[reppingAiEa]

1. Asian girls in general

2. More than 1 asian girl in general at a time

Nuff said

[Izzzyy1000]

1. Philip Defranco

2. Shane Dawson

3. DannysStudios

4. Deefizzy

5. Brad Pitt (idk)

PS. There is not specific order ;)

[TahliaDiggory]

1. onision.

2. aaron johnson

3. you.

4. shane dawson

5. deefizzy.

:3

[katielovespink123]

1. Orlando Bloom 2. Jake Gyllenhall 3. Nathan Kress 4. Taylor Lautner 5. Shane Dawson my bfs list: 1. Selena Gomez 2. Taylor Swift 3. Kim Kardashian 4. Katy Perry 5. Philip DeFranco (hehe)

[Shinzou14]

IM ASIAN. O - O (Japanese and Korean) LMFAO x D

You make me laugh. x D

[AndyAssassinX]

VVV screw you sxephil rocks.

1) Ronnie radke

2) christofer Drew

3)destrey

4)Nathan

5)amazingphil

[RussX5Z]

Fuck you sxephil you cheesy douche!  Do youtube a big favor and shoot yourself because you are the most annoying douche-bag to ever exist!

[12345uh9]

NINJA VANISH!!!

[ChrisNguyen337]

1. Me

2. nigahiga

3. air guitars

4. sxephil

5. fish

[hassanthegreatsuxs]

1. Melina Perez

2. Megan Fox

3. Kim Kardashian

4. Any porn star.

5. Any.. Black chicks.. 'Cause blacks are awesome and.. I.. HAVE NO LIFE. :DDD

[Nethergiant]

mine are all from World of Warcraft...

1. Tyrande Whisperwind

2. Jaina Proudmoore

3. All Blood Elf chicks

4. All my Dreanei female toons

5. Sylvanas

[GrumpisTheOrc]

@Nethergiant You should go outside more often.

[Nethergiant]

@GrumpisTheOrc I do but all the girls are either mentally retarded (not joking) or complete assholes

[GrumpisTheOrc]

@Nethergiant I was just kidding dude :P

[oIDakotaIo]

I laughed so hard at the car metaphor

[whatyoudotome22]

"thats like fake eating a bowl of ice cream" hahahahaha

1. jake gyllenhaal

2. chaning tatum

3. taylor lautner

4. curtis stone ?

5. charlie mcdonnell :)

[untrustedknights]

QOTD: You

You

You

You

Johnny Depp

<333

[cricketniall]

1. Megan Fox

2. Miley Cyrus

3. Emma Watson

4. Jessica Alba

5. Lindsyyyy ;)

(it;s not peadoish of me to want Miley and Emma cause of m y age :D ) lol

[Kristernziener]

@cricketniall Emma Watson is over 18.

So is Miley if im not mistaken.

Sexual lowage in most contries is 16.

You failed.

If the sexual lowage in your country is above 16

You were born in the wrong country. And failed.

[cricketniall]

@Kristernziener How did I fail? And it's 17 here........ Gobshite.

[fearandregret123]

AHA! I found the video from the new shaytards intro! xD

[puriusen]

1. G-Dragon

2.Johnny Depp

3.Dae Sung

4.Joon from MBLAQ

5.Mir from MBLAQ

[daflsaurus]

@Judgmntkall11 i'm a straight chick and even i'd do scarlett johansson.

[FamilyGuyRS]

1. Zooey Deschanel

2. Robin Tunney

3. Olivia Wilde

4. Kiera Knightley

5. Elyse Levesque

[acefox16]

1.marisa

2.chenda

3.krysta

4.samy

5.nikolett

[Fiber04]

1. Philly D

2. Your girlfriend

3. That monkey in the intro vid.

4. Cats.

5.dogs.

[takadi]

What the fuck is up with this faggot and his obsession with asians

[infinitty88]

1 2 3 4 5 ASIAN GIRLS

[trashcan77]

1. Kim Kardashian

2. Megan Fox

3. Hayden Pennetier

4. Beyonce

5. Carrie Underwood

[21reira]

whats this???

[coyote7272]

I wouldn't cheat on my girlfriend... I'd cheat on someone else WITH her :)

[CloakedMortal]

I do not have a video camera...so here goes.

*FYI - These are all super cute asians!* ^.^

1.) Mike He

2.) Jun Matsumoto

3.) Dean Jujioka

4.) Jiro Wang

4.) Kingone

5.) Jun Matsumoto

[534526]

RWJ PWNS

[DimitriaDeering]

1.cyr 2.sxephil 3.charliesocoollike 4.swiftkaratechop 5.ALwizzleTV

[chingly88]

who's that asian girl at 0:28?

[JudieKuzminskiu]

ahdas passt nicht hier rein aber ich suche jmd zum schreiben bin so einsam

[R0nyB0y]

Asian chick is hot and the answer is CLIT! :0

[Callumlilley]

cybertoons :D

[Murphy931]

id pick 4 of her friends and her sister, : ) being realistic

[magicninja93]

1. Justin Bieber teehee

2. Mark Wahlberg (he's still sexy!!)

3. Philip Defranco :D

4. Eminem (shut up, he's cute.)

5. Taylor Lautner (i guess...lol)

[GloriaC333]

1 Ben Foster

2 Jeremy Renner

3 Angelina Jolie

4 Lee Pace

5 Adrien Brody

[marilynmanson25]

i am in a relation ship and do not want the list but if i wasnt in a relation ship my list would be

1. andrew lee potts

2. david tennat

3. john barrowman

4. marilyn manson

5. bill kaulitz

[lukencam]

1. IJustine

2. MIley Cyrus

3. Angelina Jolie

4. A Hot asian girl

5. A MILF

[TheGreenAstro]

1. Tre' Cool

2. Mike Dirnt

3. Billie Joe Armstrong

4. Philip DeFranco

5. Clark Duke

[McFinagn]

Megan Fox x4 and Phils' girlfriend. She's AMAZING

[uhaveaniceday]

i loved the reference to 1984.

[ahbuggrit]

1. John Dolmayan

2. Shavo Odadjian

3. Matt Heafy

4. Matthew Gray Gubler

5. My email penpal :P

[AngelPhantasie]

Faking orgasms?! Lol, who does that??? If you can't orgasm, then apparently you're not with the right sex partner ^_^ Duh.

[Nani101]

1. sxephil

2. Ray William Johnson

3. Vlogbrothers

4. Michael Buckley

5. Spock

[EightPercentChance]

@Nani101 ... I love your list so much, Live long and prosper, and also DFTBA.

[Nani101]

@EightPercentChance You too :D Nerdiness ftw ^-^

[lmaoogogetalife]

@Nani101 im pretty sure vlogbrothers is 2 but theyre sexy so you can get away with it

[CrazyCellist92]

@Nani101

surely the vlog brothers count as 2

[iron91234]

1> Megan Fox

2>Angilena Jolie

3>this super hot girl at me school whos name shall not be told

4>the girl with the hot abs in all the workout commercals

5>idk boxxy haha

[gutetaz]

1) Megan fox

2) kate beckinsale

3) Kim kardasian

4) Hannah Hilton

5) the chick from the YouTube workout videos

[jbhutt18]

i'm single so i dont need a list bitches!

[RSSJBroly]

1. My ex gf

2. Taylor Swift

3. Any girl who is a freshman, sophomore, or junior in high school (im a senior)

4. All asian women

5. My ex gf (yep again...damn i love that gurl)

[Xsoldier93]

@RSSJBroly Really, a freshman, and you're a senior, thats sick!

[blingblingjon34]

1.megan fox 2.selena gomez 3.vennesa hudgen4.ashley tisdal 5.miliy cirus

[Shaysma1]

1-Daniel Radcliffe

2-taylor Lautner

3-Megan Fox

4-Zach from "accidetally on Purpose"

5-Mike Lee

[troyjohnson01]

the order is irrelevant

Christina Hendricks

Miss Hanna Minx

Tessa Vilot

Kari Byron

Jenna Haze / Faye Reagan together.

[hewb5]

1. Robert Pattinson 2. Vin Diesel 3. Carlos Andres Gomez 4. Chuck Bass 5. Philip de Franco. Whooo! I love you Phil.

[shallowsmile237]

pssht, i know this video is like. a month old now. but i gotta put in my list of five.

1. robert downey jr.

2. jake gyllenhaal

3. jensen ackles

4. gale harold

5. mark ruffalo