it goes down into the plants, and then the plants make sugar, then the animals eat the plants, then they transfer that energy into the animals, then we eat the animals and that energy, it just keeps going
hahahahahaha listen to this science lesson and watch danny hahaha
John and danny are just like me and my friend john..exept im a mixture of danny and john..i would be the one going into it about the sun for example lol
"John, you have to drink to function. Let's get into it! You wanna get into it bitch? I will let you... I will give it to you. I won't evenlet you accept it. You don't even have to have it bitch, I will give it to you" LOL
I just fell in love with John <3 I now wish to hear him explain the sunlight just like this as he looks into my eyes and lets me take it all in *sigh* lol
danny OMG you have the most deep eyes. im a gay girl that wishes i was a gay boy half time so i could be licking your delicious self or mayb just gaze into each others eyes. thats what i used to do w my wife. anyway let me tell u. i voted my ass off for u..tainted love baby
"..like the light thats hitting my face right now left like a LONG ass time ago and its barely reaching my face and my jersey shore glasses.." LMFAOO!
danny, tell john that it takes 7 minutes for the suns light to reach earths surface-- i was trying to look him up on twitter but i know nothing about him aahahaha.
lolllllllllllllllllll he's like the energizer bunny!!! then again , it might've been the energy of the sun , that gave him and his vocal cords energy plus sweat glands energy to keep reproducing , the sun is so gr8 LoL
1:37 Hahah "Shit up" .. it's like a typo in his brain (x
cocoabutter538833 2 days ago
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cocoabutter538833 2 days ago
so ugly
ramzey1987 2 days ago
Your eyes r butiful
Sonidos649 6 days ago
"someday rehab will come - patron tequila!!" xD funny
kiranju1 1 week ago
lmao he went on and on about the frikin sun haha!
cestbella94 2 weeks ago
Patron, Tequila! LMAO xd
DianaisLoved 2 weeks ago
Maybe you could teach him how to shave. It would occupy his time, and he would want his sink to drain!
yescandles 2 weeks ago
You're not a care bear LMAOOOO
jutcybaby 2 weeks ago
You have to drink to function. LmfmFhnoooooiioiojhr.
vivianvortecksx 2 weeks ago
He talks too much xD bro put down the bottle
sexytimemuffincakes 3 weeks ago
Maybe he could shave?
yescandles 1 month ago
& my sister said you have beautiful Lips Danny (:
GeeCandy54 1 month ago
Johns Cute !
GeeCandy54 1 month ago
john is sooo sexy
pinkyluv310 1 month ago
why cant i have a gay cousin :(
Famehookeray 1 month ago
omg john has a stoner insight moment////
MrNeverscreamnever 1 month ago
John:"and the plants make sugar" Danny: .___. Lol i laughed so hard in that part!!
rebeeca88 1 month ago
john is adorable xx
rickymaric 1 month ago
vodka is water mixed with alcohol
iPopoz 1 month ago
Is your camera like outside your window? lol you two are adorable <3
xxoicak59 1 month ago
I love john he's so hot
Darvinschmid 1 month ago
iLoveYour Smile xD
cocoabutter538833 1 month ago
Dancing and making out with strangers? Danny...we're the same person.
CatherineOnTV 1 month ago 4
Ohh Kay Mr. Jhon LOl Funny Tho Lovee Your Videosz:)
1408LUZZ 1 month ago
He had a whole convo about...the sun -_-
Lover20208 2 months ago
lmao !!!!! idiott lol
Cakez650Baby 2 months ago
I love Danny's laugh (:
SmoshSmoshSmoshful 2 months ago
hahaha i wanna see another video of john drinking
lmnhi1234 2 months ago
it goes down into the plants, and then the plants make sugar, then the animals eat the plants, then they transfer that energy into the animals, then we eat the animals and that energy, it just keeps going
hahahahahaha listen to this science lesson and watch danny hahaha
lmnhi1234 2 months ago
Love your facial expression at 4:23
Blueraiin19 2 months ago
*Chugggsss bottle* "Wiiiiiiiii!" Lmfao!
CHINAMEX1985 2 months ago
Um it takes the suns light to reach us in eight minutes....LOL
MrRiChArDlAnD 2 months ago
I clocked out at like 3:40. Holy shit, John...
Modest167 2 months ago
I love it
jaykubkill85 2 months ago
shit up = shut the hell= shut the fuck up = johns shut up
missbabygirllist 3 months ago
John and danny are just like me and my friend john..exept im a mixture of danny and john..i would be the one going into it about the sun for example lol
JulyzW0rld 3 months ago
i dont want john or danny to die love ya both hugs and big kisses
missbabygirllist 3 months ago
omg I died laughing lol HAHAHAHA!! I love it when you pull the curtains over so we can just see you lol
psign87 3 months ago
"John, you have to drink to function. Let's get into it! You wanna get into it bitch? I will let you... I will give it to you. I won't evenlet you accept it. You don't even have to have it bitch, I will give it to you" LOL
dattprettiibitch 3 months ago
I just fell in love with John <3 I now wish to hear him explain the sunlight just like this as he looks into my eyes and lets me take it all in *sigh* lol
Anorexiuh 4 months ago
@0:44 sexy laugh
ZOMBlondster 4 months ago
Big phat juicy lips. I want some.
guitarboy194 4 months ago
Even out of character they're still like angel baby and lil' sniper
TheStephenMelanson 4 months ago
Lol I Luv John He's so Funny & Awsome (:
Think... John Just Explained The Circle Of Life .....
BTW Nice Jersey Shore Glasses
TheSteph1999 4 months ago
2.99E8 m/s that is the speed of light or 3.00E8 m/s
sasukefroupie 4 months ago
Sommmeeeee daaaayyyy rehaaaab will come !
xltheangellx 4 months ago
I love how Danny gets really pissed off at 0:28 and starts giving him the most coldest stare in the world. LOL
ImUrBoyToy2662 4 months ago
i like john :)
mortalitet 5 months ago 2
An he just doesn't stop talking lol
1sexygymnast 5 months ago in playlist Autres vidéos de DannyNoriega
John talk s like a fag but its sexy oddly
cortezthemusic 5 months ago
John Is Amazinq ! Hahaa ! So Smart !
HiqhlyUnbreakable 5 months ago
John sounds like my stoned rants...
lobum 5 months ago
Patron! Tequila! hahaha
Lupe1715 5 months ago 29
lol i have my weird moments just like John XD hahahaha
XbleedingXmascaraXD 5 months ago
This shit had me dying
RaynMan718 5 months ago
John sounds like a stoner.. lol
BayBayBeyan 5 months ago in playlist More videos from DannyNoriega
danny is very wise.
gothicwitchcraft101 6 months ago
Your not a care bear lol but lil sniper is gay had no idea great acting :)
Haileeluvmusic 6 months ago
I now understand the meaning of life :D
GabbiXLuvsXYou 6 months ago
ur not a care bear lmaoooooo
QueenBeaster 6 months ago 2
patron!! tequila!! haha
TheMGarza23 6 months ago 3
lml he keeps on going XDD
swaggsolo95 6 months ago
hey! its LIL SNIPER! :D
TheVicecar 6 months ago
it takes 8 minutes for light to travel here not a long ass time
GabyFeraco 6 months ago
" My Jersey Shore Glasses " Ahaa (x
Niggs5050 6 months ago
I'm saying Shit up from now on!
RikkytheCoolKat 6 months ago 2
"you're not a care bear" hahaha xD
DaisyFangs 6 months ago 40
it left 7 and some minutes[:
fuck thats long
jasuschrist 6 months ago
Hahaha your soo funny danny what you have to put up with. Well anyways your so fuckin sexy and John is just there
luvlyer99 7 months ago
@luvlyer99 john is just as entertaining. ugh
adidas099 6 months ago
SHIT UP
LMFAOO!!!
jrdkitty 7 months ago
omg lmao this is so funny i swear:D
Lecheandflaka 7 months ago
Jajajaja!!!!!! This video made my entire day!!!!!!!
san3gar 7 months ago
You can see Danny getting mad. That's a true friend.
ashalayl1 7 months ago
Bwahahah lovee ur face 2:41. Ur like what the fuck?!?
MrsNickj00777 7 months ago
"Patron, Tequila!" xD
Musicismydrug2347 7 months ago
is he gay?
josephjuvenile 7 months ago
@josephjuvenile NO DER.
starstruksienna321 7 months ago
Lets Havee A 3somee Lol
yr140251 7 months ago
John is adorable
mrquizzler 8 months ago
BTW-ILL SUB IF U JIGGLE IT SOM MO SEXY!
dumbnstuck 8 months ago
JIGGLE IT SOM MO!
dumbnstuck 8 months ago
@dumbnstuck c; mmm wanna see me jiggle?
SecretlyAna15 8 months ago
@SecretlyAna15 jiggle wat pancake
dumbnstuck 8 months ago
@dumbnstuck :c my flappy pancakes...
SecretlyAna15 8 months ago
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SecretlyAna15 8 months ago
wait are you guys acting i can't tell? lol
6bat6manz6thesh1t 8 months ago
"someday rehab will come.." "PATRON, TEQUILA!"
abbyd00d 8 months ago 2
Danny u so do look like jessica alba :) mizz beautiful
5juicy0juice5 8 months ago
I'm seriously in love with John! -3
Loveenataliee12 8 months ago
Lmao Jon kept going on and on!
lns763 8 months ago
Your smiles the most beautiful smile ive ever seeennnnnnnnn
SoSoniLove 8 months ago
whats John's Twitter!!??!
daoneking95 8 months ago
@lmfao1314 dude. Theyre couisins
kamrynclaefoxcollab 8 months ago 2
Yu and John would make a nice couple
lmfao1314 9 months ago
Haha John wuz going on 4evr!!!!
jonathanerkk 9 months ago
johns cute
herrowdominoo 9 months ago
omg u hella look like miley cyrus!!! but so much more good lookin! :)
sassygirl2255883 9 months ago
hahaha John ---> Shit Up
famous15ish 9 months ago
It takes 8 minutes for sunlight to reach John's face.
MonstersEatCookies 9 months ago
The was he says "understand"
lookalivesunshine45 9 months ago
cheers john
satan163 10 months ago 3
Ur so cute
hope1623 10 months ago
danny OMG you have the most deep eyes. im a gay girl that wishes i was a gay boy half time so i could be licking your delicious self or mayb just gaze into each others eyes. thats what i used to do w my wife. anyway let me tell u. i voted my ass off for u..tainted love baby
specialkgirl69 10 months ago
"..like the light thats hitting my face right now left like a LONG ass time ago and its barely reaching my face and my jersey shore glasses.." LMFAOO!
MsChulaa 10 months ago 66
@MsChulaa OMG, he is sooo drunk I can't even believe he is saying that...xD <3
starstruksienna321 7 months ago
@starstruksienna321 i couldnt stop laughing wen i heard that
MsChulaa 7 months ago
Danny what's wrong with your eye brows ? Hayward.
PrincessVanessaa 10 months ago
its eight minutes............
EmmSeeKone 10 months ago
i like dannys hair like that super hot
thebiebefevergrl22 10 months ago
Lmaoooooooo ...he's just rambling onnnnnn.......& your face at the end ....#PRICELESSSS :D.... -3
STAYGLOSSYPURPIE 10 months ago 4
LMFAO *drinks "weeee!" love you guys!
PinupCandy 10 months ago 4
danny, tell john that it takes 7 minutes for the suns light to reach earths surface-- i was trying to look him up on twitter but i know nothing about him aahahaha.
stay sober bitchess xoxo
odmk22 10 months ago 2
i love john!!!!
MrKarmaCarey 10 months ago
oh. my. god. i love john. ahahhahaha don't worry. i LOVE you too :3
idano69 10 months ago
lol 4:13 <3
shorty7987 10 months ago
"SHIT UP" lmfao
celestvillagran 10 months ago
Lol him talking about the sun and the sweat reacting was never ending lmao
Disaster4656 10 months ago
jhon looks hot at the begning of the video
Dianarulez4 11 months ago
i actually just died laughing. that was friken hilarious when jon went on his sun rant lmao
Sarttimi 11 months ago
awwww I MISS JON!!
LuxuriousJanine 11 months ago
"you're not a carebear!"
hahah, best comment ever XD
xceccy 11 months ago 3
that's john knowitall
rikiashimoto 11 months ago
who is john? just a friend? :) x
daisydooo57 11 months ago
poor john lol
ModderRhu87 11 months ago
plants make sugar and the animals eat the plants...
alabamanah 11 months ago 2
I think that John just explained the Circle of Life. LOL
Monbrax 11 months ago 104
OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS VIDEO! I HAVE A FRIEND THAT TALKS ABOUT SCIENCE TOO WHEN WE DRINK and IM JUST LIKE STFU!!!
hahahayourmom24 11 months ago
omg danny!! I'll give it to you, you don't have to except it!! lol your so cute and you 2 together are too funny!
FashionistoCameron 11 months ago
The setup through the window is nice. :)
AngryAcorn 11 months ago
hahaha its funny cause when i saw this video the ad to the side was Arbor drug and alcohol XD
emokidCUT111 11 months ago
What color eyes do you have? Green? They are sooooo fucking pretty in this video?
enterthroughthedoor 11 months ago
he is so hot.
jiggles56 11 months ago
for the first time, im in love...with john!
satan163 11 months ago
making out with random strangers is awesome!
jenntblossom21 11 months ago
OMG YOU LOOK LIKE MILEY CYRUS IN THIS VIDEO!!
handsomestmr 11 months ago
lol he gets so red!
justpnay 11 months ago
the same jonh knowitall
rikiashimoto 11 months ago
its barely reaching my face and my jersey shore glasses :D
thelamecrew 11 months ago
I genuinely felt bad for you that you had to go through that long spiel about the suns energy... LMAO.
JordmanKNOWS 11 months ago
They are called FRIENDERVENTION!!! GOOD JOB DANNY!!!
SOUTHERNDANCER2 11 months ago
ahahahaha when johns talking about the sun. lmfaooooo
xpinkHOLIC 11 months ago
he's got a good theory going there lol.
MsSMSgirl 11 months ago
I love u guys. u remind me of myself with my best friend. i love it
bigV8806 11 months ago
lolllllllllllllllllll he's like the energizer bunny!!! then again , it might've been the energy of the sun , that gave him and his vocal cords energy plus sweat glands energy to keep reproducing , the sun is so gr8 LoL
PaLeTiTaXxCherry 11 months ago
I love how Danny is telling us about his day and then all of a sudden you just see John appear out of no where with vodka. haha
Kjesusly 11 months ago
You have beautiful lips! XD
Glisten17 11 months ago 4
@Glisten17 dame right
11broni11 11 months ago
im so... sorry Dx
TheCosplay101 11 months ago
I love Danny's expression from 4:25- 4:58 XDD ( i probably would have made the same faces if I had to listen to that)
hellobigworld786 11 months ago
hahaah your not a Care Bear
MierPageantQueen 11 months ago
"If you like making yourself look like a foowool,you know..talking madness" I love how he pronounces words lol
TheJayDiem 11 months ago
everyone else in the world : all jokes aside .
Danny : all kiddinq aside
LOL hes so awesomee <3 .
LaPantomiimaNena64 11 months ago
genuine yawn...
TheNaskela 11 months ago 3
for danny's videoss there should just be a thumbs up button because people keep hitting dislike on accident
SelenaLuvsMj57 11 months ago
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA I love Johns Rant its soo fucking cute and Hilarious!!!!!
VampiressAwsome 11 months ago
what is the name of the song playin in the background in the beginning of the video
MsSexaddict09 11 months ago
@MsSexaddict09
Planet Me, by Danny
DamiLovera9 11 months ago
Anyone else notice that John said "farhead"? Lmao.
BBang92 11 months ago 3
@BBang92 Hahahaha I did!!! :D
VampiressAwsome 11 months ago
@VampiressAwsome Yay! I wasn't alone! xD
BBang92 11 months ago
@BBang92 YAAAYS!!!!! I love when Danny and John do Videos!!!! :D
VampiressAwsome 11 months ago
lol the speed of light is only with stars not the sun!!
laurawashere 11 months ago
Lolllllll plants make sugar
lalalalisa83 11 months ago
lol John in the end says his words like a southern woman
TheJayDiem 11 months ago
"Like genuine yawn."
wwechikka 11 months ago
love you guys!
user08olga 11 months ago
ahaha 4:00 till the end he could not stop tlking and i see you was getting erked!
perrtycat 11 months ago
LMAO AT THE END!!!
LovingLifeLikeMassie 11 months ago
wow all i can say is wow
DecemberBeauty23 11 months ago
1:36
vickygee24 11 months ago
"& it makes me sweat...it has nothing to do with the alcohol." lmao!
vickygee24 11 months ago
lmaao i laughed so hard because he just kept going on. (;
HeyRayRachel 11 months ago
"Shitup?" LOL
youandiforever5 11 months ago 2
haha im an alcoholic at the age of 16(: it broke my heart when danny dumped out the vodka...
esafirmedaisy19 11 months ago
@esafirmedaisy19 You cool kid, you.
ILostTheGame123 11 months ago