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  • holy shit i did it i finished it, its such an accomplishment

  • Shit I'm surprised this didn't kill Star Wars in its infancy. I wonder why they didn't mention this in "Empire of Dreams"...

  • @Reoh0z see you in therapy but someone said "happy life day" to me and almost got my shotgun gun out and almost did myself in,but I am proud that I officially got my eyes sewn shut after viewing this

  • Wheres Jar-Jar?

  • You're all clear kid! Now lets blow this video and go home!

  • I wish I still had some of those toys from the commercial.

  • This whole thing was set up by George Lucas to determine who Star Wars real fans are. Congratulations to the 15,942 and counting that can call ourselves real Star Wars fans! Not I gotta go gouge out my eyes and cut off my ears. That was an abonination!

  • @LordHereck ROFLMFAO!!!!

  • I...wait what...just happened.

  • This was worse than the prequel trilogy....

  • Well what can I say? I made it to the end.

    I remember watching this with my cousin at my great grandmother's house this is the first, and last, time since then that I have seen it.

    My cousin and I were huge star wars fans back then and would watch anything that had to do with it. This was made for the kids that would atch anything Star Wars it would seem.

    The best part was the add at the end with the figures. We had every single figure and most of the ships and play sets.

  • YES I MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!

  • Harrison Ford trudges knee deep through this sewage-fest and still comes out looking like a BAMF...unbelievable...(starts as one person clapping that slowly and steadily grows to deafening applause)...unf***ingbelievabl­e...(wipes away single tear)

  • It sounded like Princess Leia was making the song up as she went along...and she probably was!

  • WOW!~ I made it to the end!... I've quit smoking thanks to this... NOTHING in life could even resemble how bad this was... so life is worth living!!

    Hail to the select few that made it through to the very end.

  • This must be part your Jedi training to watch the whole thing.

  • I MADE IT !! I MADE IT!! I'm not joking by the way when i'm saying: i'm gonna get drunk now...

    

  • it's like the original star wars, but watched on mushrooms

  • I think I'm now scarred for life.

  • Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse ... Princess Leia starts singing.

  • I really love Star Wars and I am a huge fan, but watching Leonard Nimoy sing “Do you really want to hurt me,” by the Culture Club, while wearing a bikini, would have been less shocking.

    I am still traumatized by Papa Chewy and his Whitney Houston Alien Fetish/Demolition Man virtual sex. I am going to bed now...with the lights on.

  • oh lawrd what was that? really strange! especially the commercial. i made it to the end!

  • Don't blame the actors- they were just pawns in this cruel game.

    OK, maybe Paul Gale deserves a kick in the balls for his portrayal of Chewie's retarded father, but Patty Maloney really made Lumpy come to life. With only a few grunts and whines, she was able to perfectly convey that sense of teen angst common to all mammals. I find myself wondering what ever became of Lumpy; was that cookie-stealing scene at the beginning of the movie was a sign of things to come? Sadly, we will never know.

  • the "Twice as Fresh" air freshener dominated the air freshener market in '78, but it's days were numbered when Glade introduced the revolutionary "Three Times as Fresh" product in the spring of '79. Talk about fresh!

  • MY ears!!!

  • Well what can I say. Only a fraction of the audience remains... Its been quite a bumpy road and quite a journey. We went from elderly wookies watching musical porn to a full blown animated gang bang. I think I know why this holiday special ran for only 1 year as compared to charlie brown or, even grandma got run over by a reindeer. This whole show transpired like a 1st grade play that only had 1 rehearsal beforehand. But hey, I made it... And thats where it counts.

  • brriiiing ... brriiiiing .... brrriiiingggg ...

    seven days

    click!

  • Carrie should of sang that song in the jabba slave out fit. Hubba bubba!

  • damn , this really really sucked.

  • 6:40 and its still not over. damn this shit sucks.

  • so this was shot in 1978? so that is before empire?

  • I had that TIE once...

  • I've only liked the commercial :)

  • I want to flag all of these videos as "inappropriate" since they have done so much violence to my eyes, my childhood memories and the star wars universe!

  • You know, I had some of those action figures. Seeing these ones reminds me how limited the elbowless things were. All you could really do with them is stand them in place... goose step march them, or raise their hands up in a "heil hitler" salute. What is it with starwars, and Nazi stuff?

  • Love the baby

    Hate wet diapers

    Given the context, this makes absolute sense.

  • *stumbles over the finish line and collapses into a heap of tears" I....*pant* I made it!! *sob* *choke* Now all thats left to do is pull the trig-

  • So Luke and Leia managed to get onto the planet also? The Empire runs pretty lousy blockades.

  • Over 200,000 people started with us on this journey but only a little over 13,000 survived until the end. To those few, I salute you. I look forward to seeing you all in therapy.

  • @Reoh0z Nah, I'll just go chill with yoda

  • @Reoh0z Me and my 7 personalities will greet you there.

  • @Reoh0z That was the best comment I've seen in months

  • Watching this Holiday special turned me to the dark side. Now whenever a republican dies in SW:TOR I'm going to feel good inside that I helped prevent another of these travesties from surfacing.

  • Now I get to live the rest of my life with post traumatic stress disorder...

  • Unlike so many of the other Christmas Special clips, I did not find this one hard to masturbate to. For those who wish to pry, I came when the Kenner action figures hailed Hitler.

  • honor country is dishonorable

  • The air freshener commercial is perfectly placed. I know I need one after watching this bomb.

  • *Watches through the Special*

    .....I have a few questions.

  • To the few people who like this:Go to Yahoo, search for "Download Star Wars Holiday Special", you'lll find some link to it. Download it and put it on DVD. You'll have the complete Holiday Special along with some other SW extra movie and about 60 advertisements for the Kenner toys SW.

  • Am I a tough SW fan for being able to watch this without any problems? Besides the errors. Oh, and since it was a Wookie holiday and the plot was just Han taking CHEWBACCA to his family, why is the entire Main Cast there(unless it was just random finale where they have to be). I do understand why Han was there, but the others?

  • I made it all the way through. Did my E-Penis gain 10 inches?

  • No, no NO NO!!!! SHE'S SINGING!!! MAKE HER STOP SINGINGGGG!!!!!!!!

  • IM SO CONFUSED!!!

  • now its obvious why carrie went on a coke binge! it was to remove all existence of this show from her memory!!

    cant believe i made it to the end..

    so so sad :)

  • I cant live in a world where this exists. Goodby...Just kidding.

  • Thank you so much for putting this star wars Christmas special up on youtube i personally loved every bit of it even though it was a bit outrageous at times i really wish there wash a dvd or something cause i would seriously buy it. this was awesome thanks again and have a happy Life day :)

  • Now we know why George Lucas is personally ashamed of this and made sure this is never aired on TV again for the rest of time.

  • I love the bit at 9:12; possibly the greatest moment of my life.

  • THERE'S NO SINGING IN STARWARS!!! *Samuel Jackson voice* 'WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE PASS ME MY LIGHTSABRE?! IT'S THE ONE MARKED BAD ASS MOTHER***** ON IT!!!'

  • awhh now i can finally kill myself

  • leia singing no

  • Go ahead, mock me, but I liked it. I really did. And I didn't know that George had nothing to do with this.

  • That was easily the worst hour an a half of my life. I decided to either write a comment or a suicide note... I got impatient while Word was loading...

  • It took me two days to finish this crap... I can't believe I did it

  • I.... I made it. I actually made it.

    Now am I like a true fan or something?

  • @CaptainCornkernel No, it just means that you wasted the same amount of your life as me and thousands of others, now use this experience to help those that have not yet been tainted by this shit to continue avoiding it

  • @TheBlueAnon I think I will have more fun using it as a cruel joke.

  • has anyone else noticed that they conclude this movie with an advertisement on how to get rid of the stench of crap? almost as if they knew...

  • oh, the credits at the end makes creating my hit list that much easier.

  • I have the Chewbacca figure shown in this video!

  • I indulged the wonderful Throne Room song. :) I love the authenticity of the quality of the track.

  • Don't sing Carrie... It sounds BAD....

    Having sat through all XV episodes, I can honestly say that I can't imagine a better way to spend Life Day...

  • Deeply disturbing.

  • did anyone else notice that george lucas was not in the credits?

  • You could tell Harrison Ford wanted to punch everyone in the room and make them his bitch.

    [Who wouldn't in this shit?]

  • omg! leia! not u too! dont sing!

  • man... i wish i were more than a mechanical being too, so that i could share there feelings and understand why i should apreciate this movie... :'(

  • i missed it but im biggest star wars fan i have a 72 pound basket of star wars action figures i got all movies got 9 games of star wars i got lego star wars and yes i am a action figure collecter i even have the white bobba fett im so angry!!!! i missed it on tv

  • It would be really cool if George Lucas was to put this on the Blue Ray edition of the Complete Saga, as a hidden Easter Egg. No, it wasn't exactly classic Star Wars, but as an 8 year old in 1978, it maintained my interest in the franchise until The Empire Strikes Back hit theaters in 1980. If George Lucas has anything to be ashamed about, it's Howard The Duck, not this.

  • They should make a "STAR WARS: Holiday Special II".

  • To everyone who made it this far, I congratulate you. Chuck Norris gave you his blessings :'(

  • God this was horrible. But I know most of the likes on this video are from people who didn't like it either. How did you get a copy? George Lucas literally tried to get rid of all of the copies.

  • @Atlanas actually now that I think about it this was a vhs tape. wow. and you still have it.

  • Why is han solo so fucking gay? Harrison ford has the most to answer to..

  • I survived the Star Wars Holiday Special, and all I get is this stupid comment.

  • Achievement Unlocked 1000G

    Sit through a very poorly made Holiday Special that tarnishes a franchise that you were raised upon.

  • The Toys are so cheap!

  • I made it! And now it feels so bad, man.

  • It amazes me when people complain that Star Wars *became* a kids show when it was like that from the get-go.

  • Yay I survived the holiday special.Shouldnt I get a medal for my brave journey into the valley of death?

  • Oh god, I barely survived this shit!

  • i watched because i am proud to be a star wars nerd. so many times did i want to stab the screen with my lightsaber. oh well the cartoon was the most enjoyable part.

  • Woohoo! I sruvived! Yaaay! Bring on the Dark Side Cookies!

  • 9,417 have survived Star Wars: The Holiday Special these people are some of the most brave people on the planet earth . . .

    good job men

  • what's the men at the very end who say "country is dishonorable" ?

  • QWOP

  • TWICE AS FRESH WORKS TWICE AS HARD

    LIKE YOU

    BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

    Lol.

  • I SURVIVED

  • I SURVIVED.

  • I SURVIVED.

  • In the wierd Al White and Nerdy music video the white and nerdy guy buys the star wars holiday special on video.

  • Happy Life Day Everyone! :D

  • What were they thinking?

  • Made it. Wow that sucked balls and I Loved every other star wars film. Shocker how they were able to make empire strikes back

  • At least Darth Vader didn't get raped....or did I miss that part?

  • i would laugh when there all cheering starkiller comes and fucks up the whole crowd lol seeing them all get chopped up

  • oh Gesù Cristo, questa è la cosa più orribile che io abbia mai visto

  • This special makes chewbaccas death in the story after episode something to cheer about

  • After 15 parts...I survived. I survived the horror of all horrors. Just like I survived TMNT: We wish your a turtle christmas. I fell bad for the other people that died watching this movie. And We wish you a turtle christmas. I learned my lesson to this day...Good movies are good. Christmas specials based on good movies are bad.

  • haed fukc

  • I love James Earl Jones part in this!

    This is his best performance ever!

    This movie has changed my life...*points gun to head*

  • The ceremony. It's like Wookies who didn't make the cut to be the "monsters" in "The Village" Also this movie was one of the worst I have ever seen. Time to watch Empire Strikes Back to revive my faith in Star Wars.

  • If you made it this far give yourself a pat on the back... you win at life.

  • Oh wow!! Now there's a blast from the past! Glad I got a chance to see it again. Sure it may seem cheesy but it was a Christmas special..... from over 30 yrs ago.

  • It is amazing that The Empire Strikes Back actually came out, no wonder George Lucas wishes he could get his hands on every copy so that he can destroy them. LOL

  • Best thing about this whole mess I just watched, was the damn Kenner commercial 

  • i'm glad its over

  • I need some "Twice As Fresh" since I made it thru 'til the end of this crap!!!

  • Wow I finished it....................OMG

  • I feel bad for the nerd who bought this movie in wierd al's music video white and nerdy.

  • I don't know what you all are complaining about, i loved it!

  • Obi-Wan at 3:44? FAIL

  • FINALLY OVER I MADE IT THROUGH THE WHOLE THING! Jeez from watching this no wonder why Obi-Wan let Darth Vader kill him before this. He was like, " Oh crap life day is coming, STRIKE ME DOWN!"

  • *sniff sniff* Absolutly beautiful!

    Happy Life Day, Everyone!

    So happy it's finally over... did I say that out loud?

  • I DID IT!!!! omg WOWi made it through all 15 parts! i need a cigarette now...a stiff drink too...

  • Wow, I made it through, I thought I was going to have to watch half now and the other half later. Thanks for posting this Hazelwood1styear, you know what I liked it better than I thought I would.

  • Did anyone else crave a cinnamon bun during this segment?

  • The craziest part? Carrie was able to sing for a whole 2 minutes straight without doing blow.

  • Holy gods. Thank you for posting this, but it makes my soul bleed so very very much.

  • it's over...it's over...we made it

  • Wow, what a lovely film it was...

  • I was 12 when I saw this. I didn't realize it was camp. I just thought it was good kids entertainment.

  • This is the reason Obi Wan let Darth Vader kill him

  • happy light to all and all a good night!

  • Thanks for posting! I have never seen this herd about it on XM raido ........It's not that bad .

    I own KISS meets the Phantom of the park......Now thats bad tv...... and I'm a KISS fan...

  • This entire movie broke the fourth wall by directly trying to kill the viewers!

  • I made it... gotta remember.. this was before Empire and right at the crucial point when parents were going buy us all the Kenner goodness we can imagine for under the tree... This abomination is nothing more than a horrible commercial in an era of bad holiday variety specials. but come on... you liked it a little???

  • 1:45 I think I just threw up....

  • yes!

    made it!

    now i shall go and kill my self...

  • I watched, I cried, I screamed at my computer, I prayed and I broke out laughing for no apparent reason, I think it killed some brian cells.

    And now, all I have to say is..Happy fucking life day!

  • Is that the Fonz in the commercial in the end??

  • I'm glad I watched this, it certainly isn't the most horrible thing I have ever watched. However, it gives me new appreciation for George Lucas' better work.

  • I miss the episode 2...

  • @WarDragon1230 you survived this?! your my hero!!!

  • Star Wars was the greatest thing that happened in my childhood, but THIS was atrocious (and we knew it back then too)!!!

    From what I've read, George Lucas had very little to do with this, and when he finally saw it he was livid. I can imagine just about everyone that was involved with this had to be thoroughly embarrassed.

    I sincerely hope the writers, producers, and the director never ever EVER found work in Hollywood again!

  • OMG... when she broke out into song I almost sprayed my laptop with coffee that I was drinking! LOL

  • eh... It could have been a whole lot worse.

  • Well. I made it through the whole, fucking, thing. I am going to into the fetal position in a corner and cry. Then I will probably read about Mandalore again to help me forget this nightmarish hell.

  • I heard a rumor that Carrie Fisher was high as a kite during this, I'm inclined to believe it!

  • Great, just what we need. Wookiees wearing Snuggies. I'm not sure how the hell I made it through this.

  • "Twice as fresh and twice as hard. Like you" now get me a beer. bitch

  • I literally screamed 'Stop it!" at the screen so many times throughout this nightmare!

  • those are some crappy toys

  • I should just have watched 15 episodes of Pingu instead.. would have saved me this wookie headache.

  • I...I made it! I made it through the whole thing!! Now all thats left to do is pull the trigger...

  • man i would realy want one of those star wars toys

  • I don't know what to say......what was that???

    I skipped through most of it, but I've seen enough, and now I only have one word.

    WHY?!??!

  • I'm off to take my own life now....Happy Life Day Everyone!!!

  • I bet george lucas said i have a bad feeling about this when they brought this idea to his attention.

  • now do i get a " I survived the Star Wars Holiday Special" T-Shirt

  • @AnakinJediKnight62 give one too damn i laugh my ass off at most of the comment >:D look a walking shag carpet >.>

  • wow look at the ending time

  • that was good, had bad flaws but had better moments,

  • I remember how I liked this as a child and never thought that I would see it again. I'm glad that I did. Unfortunately it was not as good at age 41 as it was when I was 9. Much has changed. Thank you.

  • oh jesus.. MORE screeching Wookies?!

    (covers ears)DAAWW!!

    Gawd they sound like humpback whales getting their dicks chopped off!!

  • I've survived this grueling trial. Now I can truly say that I am a man.

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!­!!! a dozen wookies roaring in unison! MY EARS! Gah! It's finally over...i have survived!