Left 4 Dead - Funny Witch Spawn

[Leebsterftw]

we once had her IN one of the crate stacks in no mercy.. i was running around lookign for her.. pissing her off then noticed an arm sticking out of the crate

[LuisTorres4all]

Francis: Gotta pee, gotta pee!

*Walks In The Bathroom and Sees Witch Crying*

Francis: On second thought.. I think I'll go use the ladie's room...

[FalloutxVegas]

Shes crying because shes not a man so she cant use the man urinal.

[DetectiveMapler]

Press 7 for What the Hell Are you doing, Francis?!

Press 9 for King Horly Shit.

Lol.

[pikachu0021]

Bull Freakin Hors shit

[BlueLion6789]

shes crying because theres some drunk dude missed the urinal and pissed on her

[pikurosonai00]

"What the hell are you doin', Francis?!"

That's what I was wondering. :P

[K29F3]

thumbs up for bull freakin horse shit xD

[twilightMEG]

CR0WN HER! XD

[TheMusicMonster99]

Wouldn't the flashlight startle her?

[twilightMEG]

@TheMusicMonster99 I think you have to shine it in her face. :)

[jordarr4332]

Louis: guys lets go to the bathroom

others:k

they walk in

Witch: omg they saw me cries...

[DrPr0gram]

What I really want to know is why are the urinals in the stalls?

[ras464]

i guess even as a zombie she couldn't stop puking to lose weight

[jelloegg]

A witch spawned right in front of me on a ramp in the parking structure in Dead Air just as I was heading up it. I was like: "Did you see that?!" O.O

[yellowegg123]

lol bill

[GBig101]

What the hell are you doing fransis....Bull freaking horse shit

[amygardenwainman]

0:21

i agree with bill

[tourettesguy169]

she is crying cuz she cant get any thinner lol

[GlaDOSgirl]

witch= WHY CANT I BE A BOY - witch cry-

[LordChuky123]

que pija chabon ! :D

[sbrlexa]

Hope someone got their Cr0wnd in

[pcpreston99]

LOL!!!

[livingsk8erpunk]

partyin a little too hard are we now? ;)

[themodernwarfarefrea]

Bill: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUJ DOING FRANCIS

Francis: um nothing i swear o.O xD

[taborduhJampole]

Someone was hungover xD

[nickelthepivoter24]

Eeek rough night

[1041ferret]

the witch kind of reminds me of my girl friend when shes drunk and PMSing :P

[matthieu2012]

wtf is a ds what a psp

[Maxingo98]

BULL FRICKEN HORSE SHIT!!!



[jenhay123]

bull fricken horror shit LOL

[C00kie789]

Bill: FRANCIS GET AWAY FROM HER

Francis: But she's soooooooo COOL!!

[xxAngelxxBladexxBoa]

@C00kie789 Left 4 dead parody.. -_- 

[Gam3rzRus2]

Shes crying because he left her right after sex in the bathroom.

[Rainb0wSkittle]

BULL FRICKIN HORSE SHIT.

[teqrevisited]

Witch fails at bulimia

[mychinisnamedpaco]

Not as funny as the adrenaline I fond in one playing L4D2

[tiernan12992]

shes crying cause she cant use it

[uncharted123fan]

wait if u have have left 4 dewad and garrysmod all the maps and guns and npc's go to garrys mod?

[Chibicho]

Gloryhole failure

[PedroPtPt10]

She is crying because she tripped and then banged it's head on the urinal.

[YoungKratos1]

@PedroPtPno a zombie triiped tripped lost his balls and cried into a witch

[sw174]

@CarolinStone44 nope get out of here

[SirRaspberry]

Drinking Party aftermatch lol :D

[SocialGraffiti]

she's crying because she's pregant

[njstretton3328]

@SocialGraffiti Silly, she was crying because she couldn't tinkle.

[cazadorcazado08]

BULL FREAKING HORSE SHIT

[dritznitro]

francis is a pervert

[jmat1100]

aw she cant reach lmao



[Doody134]

shes crying cuz she dont got a dick XD

[Stunner8ful]

What gun do u have

[enchiladaproductionz]

That happend to me too. except there was a door so she was stuck in there when i startled her.

[summerluver06]

happend to me once i thought is she throwing up cuz she saw blue waffle XD

[jake21219]

LOL

[Bittergamer1886]

If you have not seen (or in this case, smelled) the horrors of a men's urinal, then you are incredibly lucky. It was clearly the Witch's first time.

[dongaganos]

she is blowing the gloryhole :)

[japaneseladysamurai]

LOL HAHHAHA "What the hell are you doing Francis!?" HAHAHA

[shallowbay91]

Francis: "but she's sooo cooooool!!"

[XsNiPeRxXz]

0:29 BULL FRICKIN HORSE SHIT!!!!

[MultiMmit]

looks like some one was parting hard last night LOL



[normalnamesplz]

shes had a rough party and had to puke

[MultiMmit]

@normalnamesplz  LOLLOL

[Randombin1]

ive actually seen some depressive witches in toilets before its quite a good environment cos of how dark it is and scary

[maleonmoney6551]

BULL FRICKIN HORSE SHIT!!

[zombiekiller357]

One time I saw a witch walking and she came up to me and it glitched so she kept humping me then Francis killed her. :(

[TheMaskut]

Gay? xD

[Bensim44]

@TheMaskut BULL FREAKIN' HORSE SHIT!

[MrBadSquirrels]

She's crying cause she can't use it.

[MrBigsexyf]

ik knew it witch cannot resist jack daniels crown and many other bottles of whisky and rum i wonder where did the bottles go???

[ArnuxsGaming]

BULL FREAKING HORSE SHIT!

[XxpaladinxX1]

the witch is practicing blowjob for his BF AKA the tank

[GazStudios]

@XxpaladinxX1 wow, since when was a witch a male?

when it wears a BRA and is really skinny?

retard.



[rayane181297]

she crys cause she learned she was a really weird boy instead of a girl or a zombie just raped her and she had so high trauma she standed there crying xD

[SkulChick2010]

Worse spawn ever, hard rain, got to the gas station, found two in the field, two in the carpark, and one in the SAFE ROOM. O.O

[SolarBlazing]

Maybe she's on her period and can't find any other toilet apart from the guy's? xD

[headshot22331]

0:25 to 0:26 SPY BLOOD

[mindzstyle]

learn how to fraps

[sw174]

@mindzstyle Can you teach me?

[hejjagedu]

@mindzstyle learn how to source recorder

[xDAxR3AP3R]

Bull frikken horse shit!!

[grandghostchase]

i had pillz spawn IN the urinal twice

got one screenshot of it

[toaofdestiny]

dude can't you see shes gewish

[sfgjsd]

i think we want sex..thats why she crying ..and thats why he get angry when a men close to her..:D

[pingpang11]

What the hell are you doing Francis

[Jyuji]

Bill: What are you trying to do?

Francis: Trying to see if she's the gloryhole girl that are in some stalls... :D

[bluebluebluemango]

She is crying cause she got pregnant :P x3 jk jk

[SufiyanJackson5]

Bull freakin' horse shit!

[gramoz333]

but shes so cool!

[left4deadfan567]

that is just gross omg she was drinking urun or how u spell it XD

[WorthADamn1721]

@left4deadfan567 urine :P we learned it in science

[left4deadfan567]

@WorthADamn1721 she was crying because there wasnt any XD then when Francis got over the stall the witch got mad because he thaught she was the toilet :D

[12Akatsukifangirl]

XD Move freakin horse shit

[Left4hunters90]

THATS GRANDPA BILL .....thumbs up if bill would make a good grandpa

[TheXxxvalterxxx]

Bill: Francis get away from her!

Francis: But she is soo coool *-*

[speedenforcer918]

@TheXxxvalterxxx lol you've seen the parody,right?

[TheXxxvalterxxx]

@speedenforcer918 Yeah xD

[Dialove2008]

one time i was in the sewer and a hunter was beating the crap out of a witch

too bad i didnt record it :(

[GrizzlerBorno]

"Bill Freaking Horse Shit" .......Seriously? I love you Bill!

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

in sugarmill, i had 7 witches at the part when you try to get to the house with elevator! :(

[SpyroCynderLuver101]

@ROBLOXisthebestparas lol u cal that bad i go at least 30 witches at tht damn place -.- they were every where but the again i didnt ie but then mi cp shut down but yea i had it ON NORMAL! 30 of em -.-

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

@SpyroCynderLuver101 i was actually playing on hardest but 30 on normal could be kinda hard! i usually sneak right next to them and start shooting like hell so they cant react before theire dead!

[SpyroCynderLuver101]

@ROBLOXisthebestparas lol noo i jst shooy at em no matter what most of the time i HAV 2 find them 1 bcuz i cant find find them 2 i can hear em 3 if i dnt im most likly to run into them >...>...every time i play on any map the r in my way soo i have NO chose but to kill ANd run/shoot like hell XD

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

@SpyroCynderLuver101 ok i didnt understand some of that but i got some sense! :3

[SpyroCynderLuver101]

@ROBLOXisthebestparas XD



[Larmanful]

Francis wants hug w/ witch?

Or Francis wants to KILL her?

[mateusz2737]

Bill:what the hell you doing francis

Francis:but she is cooooool !!!

*witch stays up*

*francis alert witch*

Bill:fucking bullshit horse

[furryfriend98]

theres proof the witch is balemic

[BRBSHUTUPNOOB]

looks like F.E.A.R =P

[The2Uhhhhhhhhhh]

she crys because she can't use it. :P

[VintageGirlx3]

@The2Uhhhhhhhhhh

that's good. ;D

[Bjornmollebro]

@The2Uhhhhhhhhhh Or, if someone already has used it.

[The2Uhhhhhhhhhh]

@Bjornmollebro well, the janitor s already a zombie...

[KelvinOnandoEvans]

@The2Uhhhhhhhhhh U r fuckin smart :))

[mezhciemniece]

Somebody got a hangover!

AND NOT ME!!!

[ToastedWafflez]

She's sad because the guy who took her in there forgot to pay his five dollah bill!

[Jyuji]

Francis looks happy after he visited the next urinal

[snipe3d3]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING FRANCIS?

[shadowmanda]

@snipe3d3 BUT SHE IS SOOOOO COOL!

[9870321654]

@snipe3d3 he would have created an opening for glory hole XD

[M0Phui]

I guess shes pissed off ^^

[thebigtree1000]

he drank the aftermath and its too 'haeavy' so she cried non stop

[mrtherad]

she's just drunk

[77Swistak]

she got small XD

[mlp739]

lol

[Haloumouse]

BULL FRIKEN HORSE SHIT, sry sir we dont have that, we have bull shit and horse shit, and we can mix it together, but we dont have friken shit,*bill shoots him in the face*

[valkarie789]

witch was crying because her father died by peeing

[hi01Adam09]

well once i went to see a witch in the hospotal she was in the boys bathroom locked in a stoll it was funny intil she got me far away in the bathroom

[Smileperience]

She`s crying cuz she saw Justin Bieber

[glaxko2]

@Smileperience no, she is justin bieber.

[illegalwaffles]

i KNEW she was bulimic!

[MrMomentum99]

y is she in the mens room lol drinking aftermath lol hehehehe lol

[sgt393]

just close the door XD

[Gehirnesser]

bitch got period :D

[Chase1002clubpenguin]

............ other stalls out of order.

only way to take a piss is to tea bag a witch.

good luck (your a dead man)

[KewlRobloxDudex2]

Witch: Screw Flesh! The taste of rotting sh!t is better!

Everyone: ...... Wth

[oliv3833]

@KewlRobloxDudex2 lol... xD

[imygurl305]

on L4D2 she spawned on the roller coaster tracks in the dark carnival. she was in the dark tunnel and i could have sworn i heard her but to find out she got OWN by the roller coaster.. lol.. i found her once on top of a table too sweeping on top of guns O_O

[blazingfiregraff]

she's got the meaning 'giving head' backwards =S

[kyleberlinghof]

Lol

[xXSoldierFabianXx]

Lol

[GioSkullbrains]

The Witch sure loves the taste of the urinal!

[vivalaKILLCOPS]

she has to throw up lol

[agrezel100]

bullfrick'n horse shit!!!!!

[aandrew60]

bull frakin horse shit

[DThompson1985]

This would have been better if it were a toilet and not a urinal. Also if you crouched in front of her it would look like she was giving you a blow job.

[majorchaos5000]

listen to bill or he will die w8 to l8 0:23 waz my lol

[CawleyJack]

shes licking piss from the floor

[kimrayjung12]

i think the witch is drinking piss

[SyahmiHaziq]

hahahahahalol!



[rightarmer]

FRANCIS! You peeping tom!

[MrMitchell12996]

was that u playin?



[Gabja]

The Witch is Hot.

[mickiblay1]

lol, I think Bill's reaction to Francis was awesome! XD

"What the HELL are you DOING, Francis?!"

[Yclums]

witch was looking in the urinal just because she wanted a twinkie but didnt find any so she started cryin

[kds15ico]

Kindey stones are terrible things.

[YousufOuf2000]

Francis:(jumping)

bill:what the hell you doing francis

that was my favorite part does any one liked that part too

[ADRIAN38727]

@YousufOuf2000 Agreed

[nihilus3]

@sw174 lol shes crying cuz the last guy that went in da bathroom had a small penis! (a.k.a. the tank to must steroids)

[SimonGuy10]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN FRANCIS!?!?

[jabathehutt5555]

She was crying because she can't pee standing up ;)

[MisamisaMafioso44]

Glory Hole?

[ashes2Azhez]

LOL why is she in the mens room

Bill:what the hell are you doing Francis

[Rayhander]

shes crying because her boyfriend used that potty :P

[Kamakazi1996]

BULL

FRIKKIN

HORSE SHIT

[silvershadic09]

she picked a pretty decent place to hide. not most people dare go into a dark bathroom with wierd moaning behind the door. i commend her

[RougeSquadFilms]

shes (hes) there because shes passing a kiddney stone thats why shes crying

[Ultimate7Maker]

She's crying because she can't go pee.

[chobitsgnarlslover]

yep, she had a lil too much to drink....bloodshot eyes, crouching over crying......and now shes even more depressed cuz she cant throw up into the urinal.......its happened to all great alchoholics....

[The2Uhhhhhhhhhh]

she's crying because she can't use the urinal. :D

[xavier12fromroblox]

What the hell?!

[Jomvp951]

she cant take a piss lol

[Ineed22bukks]

its moaning myrtle!!

[Psoewish]

The first thing that came to mind was "Oh look it's Moaning Myrtle!"

[silvershadic09]

@Psoewish hey my grandma's name happened to be myrtle and she died just this year only a few months before you posted this comment. the last thing she said was to my mom she said "Where's my granddaughter?"

[MitchellK77]

@sw174

the fun of more views

:P

[aaroncrawford66]

The smoker ducked her in the stall and left her. That's why she is crying

[azazazazaz45]

Francis:time to do the wall rape

Bill:What the hell are you doing francis?

Francis:Nothin'

[Animefan90000]

bull frickin horse shit!