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  • I found first "peace" now I have to find first "off"

  • I reckon Toby was better when he wasn't as confident in public

  • With out the moon there wood be no seasons or tide

  • #10 gettin on gettin on. wooooo this is fun. only on number ten but here we gooooo

  • Oh, back in the day when Toby didn't take speed.

  • watched :)

  • toby with nice hair???

    thats percarious

  • @themix92 Truly the moon is gone, as the tides in his hair have calmed...

  • The moon doesn't erode...

  • Your just another place for us to drop exPlosives

  • @SuperJw55 wow, so am i!! :D

  • Dude why is your voice so low in this one?

  • @bighass1 Toby is as straight as you are a jerk

  • actually theres plenty of usefull stuff on the moon such as titanium. also we dont have enough firepower to destroy the moon anyway. but we did set off an explosion of some sort for some experiment or other i forget the reason.

  • @oldnotweak It's funny that you're saying "There's plenty of useful things on the moon, like titanium."

    Titanium isn't that useful. Plus, you completely ignored the biggest benefit of having the moon, and that is the fact that it's gravitational pull makes tides in the ocean. Also, the moon balances our orbit around the sun. If the moon was gone, Earth would wobble and sometimes completely flip over. It would also have devastating effects on our weather. Go ride a circus ride.

  • @icantfindaacc HAHA i knew that some dipshit would feel the need to point out the obvious to seem smarter than the average fuckin bear if i didnt mention every damned thing the moon does. ALSO if you dont think titanium is usefull then you better get used to replacing the pistons in your car.

  • @oldnotweak What I'm saying is that you picked the smallest good thing about the moon to support your argument. Because cars are less important than the balance of the Earth.

  • @icantfindaacc fair enough but all im saying is everyone knows all that obvious stuff about its gravitaional pull and all. but titanium has alot of practical applications i just dont want to list them all so i said an obvious one unlike if i said helium 3 which is just a pipe dream that hasnt been proven yet and not many people know too much about it

  • Man it's been over a year since this channel started, besides the millions of inside jokes and the ability to keep the video going 2 minutes after he's said goodbye, not much has changed.

  • you americans don't know moon ... :P

  • TOBUSCUS!

  • If the moon did blow up, then the earth would lose it's magnetic stability, and go all spinny like mars. We'd still stay in orbit around the Sun though. And trust America to blow up the moon.

  • @whyowhy13 But there is solar wind from the sun surprisingly. Not very strong when it reaches the moon but its still there

  • @bighass1

    If Toby's gay, then ur definition of gay and my definition of AWESOME are the same.

    Dig it.

  • it will take 1 million years for Armstrong's footprint to disappear. Also, it will take a lump of dynamite larger than the earth itself to actually blow up earth... kinda awesome

  • actually, the moon has no wind, so no erosion. you wouldn't have to pay more :D

  • @whyowhy13 What about solar wind? =)

  • @wacko031290 there is no wind on the moon.

  • I'd not be surprised if American government does this

  • I'm pretty sure that by heating a peice of moon rock at certain temp it becomes h2o, look it up its pretty cool.

  • @raddwest uhhh no that would require that rocks on the moon had traces of hydrogen and oxygen and that they would have to be unbonded so scientificaly speaking...... LIES ALL LIES awwww caps we love you any way hope i didnt offned you l8yer

  • he is gay just look at his face

  • @bighass1 JERK! toby is awesome

    im sorry if you were sarcstic...

  • Toby ive heard ppl from moon is planning to kill u is it true?

  • a game doesn't always last forever Toby xD like my Need For Speed Underground 2 ... i was kinda angry on a race... turned off the console and i kinda throw the cd... ahmm... it broke lol .see. well... at least you cant throw the moon. lol peace off dude ;)

  • @ilovemoney888 yeah but we have a limited supply of freshwater that we have heavily polutated and its expensive to desalanize ocean water much cheaper to pay 4 rocket fuel jk l8ter

  • I am sure they won't bomb it if there was at least 1 living thing or water there but i think it didn't....

  • Well done champ but ye forgot a few thing

    A. They discovered water on the moon during the mission.

    B. No explosives involved, Google: kinetic impact.

    C. Rocks 1/10th the size of the impacting hunk of tin have done worse to the moon, which happens to still be there (in orbit (around the earth))

    Other than those few details which may/may not have debased all your talking points, that rant was spot on! ={I

  • aww no more creepyness on halloween. but then again, no more blinding through seethrough curtains. amen.

  • nooooooooo i kant surf enymore oh i carnt surf enyway lol

  • lmao oh man i love u

  • Yeah, unfortunately. I don't think it will change either because it's unrealistic to expect sudden change at the drop of a hat when these habits have been developing for hundreds of years.

  • That kind of mentality is what causes problems all the time whether it's personal, national, global, or universal. Someone who's doing drugs can say "I'm already snorting coke so getting addicted to another drug won't hurt" or saying a sweat shop already has thousands of kids working to death a hundred more won't make a difference. It's this mentality that causes almost all problems today.

  • Lord of zombies he is being what they call "Sarcastic" In this video. If you cant tell that by the tone of his voice you might wanna try human 101 classes brush up on that common sense stuff.

  • It's supposed to be dark at night, moon...

  • lolz,

  • Lol. People aren't getting the whole story...

    They sent a missle at the moon to make a dust cloud so that they could take samples of the clouds to see what's on the moon. :3

  • I think they should send something other than a missle you don't need a missle to make a cloud of dust.

  • lol wow we've made quite the achievement huh? we bombed the fucking moon when there are people starving and dying and shit. It's okay though, because those people would die anyway when the moon dudes launch a counter attack and obliterate the planet. nice job nasa... now we're ALL GONNA DIEEE!!!

  • the moon is a hobo

  • lol

  • thats sad... i like the moon

  • Those terrorists bombed the moon... OMFG?!

  • Well the great thing is that we are trying to secure a spot on the moon so we can make and send a spacecraft from the moon to Mars. It's an amazing advancement and although it may seem illogical it really has a purpose people. :)

  • I love how the government has enough money to send missiles to the moon, yet not enough to actually help our nation. Oh, what has the world come to??? But at least we did it! We can't say we've never bombed the moon now. What a notable achievement...

  • hahahah, "no more of that!"

  • sexy but inaccurate - the moon doesnt erode.

  • wait till the moon people counter attack (unless they're called pizza-pie people )

  • we bombed the moon and still fooled everyone into giving us the Nobel peace prize, mwa ha ha!

  • toby u will b mine muwahahaha

  • lol its sad that alot of people on here dont get that toby is being sarcastic...

  • well of course he is! i couldn't imagine him making a vlog without first investigating. i laugh at the people that think america actually bombed the moon as some fucked up act of war:p

  • hahah i know.. "why do americans want to blow up the moon??"

  • @TobyTurner

    I know, right?! If we were to BLOW UP THE MOON, our gravity would be messed up. High winds, and we'd evolve into things that nearly crawl. (No joke, look it up.)

  • @MafiaSk8r97399 i now appreciate the moon. lol :P

  • @TobyTurner Toby i miss when you responded to our comments D:

  • @TobyTurner Ah Toby... if only you still responded to comments.

    I understand though - it's hard enough for me to keep up with mine and I only have 8k subs!

  • @TobyTurner toby please reply to this message how are you doing in life

  • lost the game. :]

  • Damn you.

  • But did they at least find some cheese ?

  • Poor moon. It deserves a hug right now :'(

  • They Did Not Bomb The Moon...

    They Simply Launched A $76 Million Spacecraft This Early June To Crash The Craft On The Surface Of The Moon Hoping To Fine Any Sign Of Water/Ice Particles...

  • The moon barely erodes! There is no atmosphere.

  • There were no explosives on board, thus this joke fails.

  • Why are people so stupid?! Bombing the moon! It is a vital part of our lives and they're trying to drastically change things like with everything else. Then they complain that things are changing and making it difficult for us to live? It's their fault in the first place! Why do these people have to always change things they shouldn't ?

  • did you actually read the story?

  • No I didn't. But these people are still altering the moon which is not okay.

  • they were just looking for water. you should try knowing what you're talking about before you say stuff.

  • I know they were looking for water and that doesn't change anything. They could have been looking for the cure to my father's sickness and I still would have been upset. It's not what they were looking for but the fact that they're messing with things that don't belong to them.

  • i totally agree! when i herd they bombed the moon i was like wtf! why the hell would they want to bomb the moon. if they did it once whos to say they wont do it again. God i hope they dont' do it again that is just plain stupid!

  • just... no. the people that are stupid are the people that think america actually sent an explosive to literally "blow up" the moon to destroy it. I only first heard of this when i was in astronomy class. they sent an explosive there to blow up a tiny section of the moon and then a space craft to collect the debris in hopes of finding water or ice. it's like they say, "no pain no gain". (sorry toby, this isn't directed at you).

  • there wasn't any explosives..it just crashed into the moon at like 26,000 miles an hour. plenty enough force for a crater there without explosives

  • makes sense. i read on one site that they sent explosives to the moon to create the crater. this is what i get for listening to my ipod while in class:p

  • Next up: Mars.

  • Toby loves it when I say how he makes the thing below my belt grow, just like a chia pet. :)

  • Ahem... "See YA'LL later?" Toby, Toby, Toby.... yous gettin countrified!!! LOL

  • I love your rants

  • I bet the moon will bomb us back, starting a war.

  • The bastards must have found oil up there...

  • there can only be oil if there were trees or any other plant. So there can not be any oil. Therefor you are stupit, no just kidding, you are though. = )

  • I was refering to the fact that Americans will go to war with anyone, including the moon. The oil bit was a JOKE, but you are obviously too stupid to understand the level of humour which I posses as a Brit.

  • Iam dutch so... I know that, and I saw the joke, but i was afraid that a stupid american thought that there really is some oil. Iam sorry if hurt you, i didn't mean to be that rude to a fellow european.

  • No problem. I like the Dutch, you have great 'exports'

  • yes, yes we have :P

  • Finally! No more werewolfs!

  • Ha haaa! Too bad Mr Moon. Wait! What abouts the people who bought time share apartments on the moon?! Suckers! XD

  • Great! In addition to fighting the Taliban, Al-qaeda and Iraqi insurgents, now we taking on the Moonies. I guess we can kiss Moon Base Alpha goodbye.

  • GOOD fight!

    WAIT!Does that mean no more verewolves?

  • Just one more comment to make it an even TEN.

  • I just went out side and the moon rose about an hour ago. SO IT'S OK! WE STILL HAVE A MOON!!

    YEAHHH!

  • Toby, Love the side bruns. If you ever shave them I'm Unsubscribing.

  • We truly are Viruses in shoes

  • Sorry I meant to give you a thumbs UP!

  • What!? I love the moon, don't blow it up! Go blow up Mars or some planet that no one cares about! The Moon is awesome! Without it, how could you find something at night if you dropped it? WHATCHA GUNNA SAY THEN, HUH?

  • not you toby logincbc

  • Toby, is it weird if I say your videos make my pants grow? :)

  • I'm pretty sure it's weird if anything makes your pants grow. OHH WAITT

  • Yes, Toby makes my pants grow every day with his videos. :)

  • The recessions is over. It's actually been over for a couple months.

  • you cant be serious. people are not this dumb.

  • But then astronauts will be out of jobs... what then?

  • Somebody forgot to take their pills today?

  • Damn moon, ruin our ocean's beauty by creating tides and killing fishermen. Serves it right.

  • an this sad america has steped to a even biger low I tell you this counrty is going to hell

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  • actually NASA is american, dumbfuck.

  • You don't want Russia to bomb it first, do you?

  • Hey when we don't know what to do with something we hit it with something else.

  • Actually, the moon doesn't erode. But it does get impacted with meteors on one side! But not erosion. Yeah... You need weather for that. And an atmosphere...

    I still laughed! LOTS! XD

  • What people don't realize this whole process was never a secret, it was mentioned years ago on the news that they were planning this when Pres. Bush entered office but for some reason everyone just forgot about it.

  • Cos he was too big an idiot TO notice other things at that time. Lol.

  • Yeah I couldnt believe they bombed my house on the moon they told me to move and was like noo way who can say they have a house on the moon there goes that timeshare

  • that sucks dude. tough to deal with that during a recession

  • spoken like a true gamer 50 $

  • next...Pluto

  • When we get done screwing up this planet, the moon an Pluto are going to look pretty good.

  • They bombed it so they could see if there was water on the moon.

  • or mars

  • It was inevitable, wasn't it really. Earth!, the moon!, mars!?!?...

  • Condos!

  • that link you posted in the side bar is dated to June 17th :S?

  • lol later that day toby got jumped lol jk

  • lol

  • w00t!

  • Hey, I mean, come on. The moon dared to show it's uber-shiny face at night, reflecting the sun's glory off itself at us like an uber-n00b leech, making us all squinty and burning people's skin with it's evil moon rays! If that wasn't bed enough, it was gonna be a foot-print whore for evryone. We just can't have a night-shiny footprint whore just sitting up there, laughing at the U.S! Good ridance to ya, moon.

    Hmmm....is it just me, or did the sea-level rise be a couple hunder feet...?

  • My thoughts exactly

  • ok iam a really stupid person !! so i dont no if this is the truth !!! like is it gone,..all of it ?? never 2 be seen again !!! =O .....can sum 1 plz let me no !!!

  • you're retarded

  • ya i no !!! didnt i just say iam stupid !!! .... like iam not messing when i say that ...i have 2 take tablets 4 it !!!

  • Noo no you can still see it in movies and stuff

  • i cant believe thy toby turner has just replied 2 me !!! that has made my year !!

  • What did we do?

  • The war has not started yet, USA to bomb Mars next, followed by the sun

  • lol the moon does have water.

  • I like the sideburns unlike xXxKiNGxXxDAViDxXx

    They remind me of Kevin Jonas.

    :P

    haha, don't hate me.

  • did you guys really blow up the moon????

    gosh how are us canadians even attached to you?

  • its easy, canada is a really awesome place, and america likes awesome things, therefore we are connected, eh

  • i guess...

  • yes, we blew up the entire moon, its completely gone. forever. just like that

  • yes, its to search for water that is flow into the little atmosphere it has, i think.. im not sure.

  • did america ask to bomb the moon??

    cuz i see it this way...

    if we all owned a pizza, then America is like "hey guys i just added hot sauce to the whole pizza" and then Germany or whoever is like "whoa! why did you do that? not everybody likes hot sauce, why didnt you ask us first before you did that to our pizza?!" O_O

    im sorry im really hungry....

    love the vids!

  • lol

  • I love hot sauce!

  • Ha! The moon is just a big Pizza! Pick up the phone and order allready. It's on me.

  • When the moon hits your eye

    Like a big pizza pie,

    That's amore!

  • Stoopit moon.

  • I watched it live. it looked like nothing happened.

  • you should really lose the sideburns

  • How dare you say that about Toby's sideburns! They might hear you, you strangely capitalized usernamed person :P :)

  • his side burns are the coolest

    f u

  • hell no why would you want to blow the moon the not cool shut up you suck so shut up

  • now we are the only countriy who will ever walk on the moon

  • haha Nice xDDD

  • thats fucked up like a pornstar

  • good ridins moon :(

    you never said goodnight back anyway.

  • I missed this. Could you see it from earth or no?

  • nah, it was on the dark side of the moon. as in on the other side... o.O some experimental shit