are women God's mistake ?

[Nahxsuaisdreadful]

..... I can't believe half of the conversations going on in this comment box.

Cracked led me here after not seeing this movie since I was a kid. They said he sort of seemed like a nice guy, and now I agree.

[MrImastinker]

Women are not a mistake. Only silly misogynists say so. Women are important to culture.

[TFABMN]

One of the funniest monologues of Nicholson's fabulous career!

[ultimatewarriorz1]

hahahaha yeahhh!!!!!!!!

[14xx07]

but withou woman, u guys would not even come to life...

[CactusG26]

@14xx07 maybe not in the past... but right now clonation is a possibility... so women can`t even pull that card anymore in this kind of discussion! and of course just for the sake of reminding you... according to the Old Testament the very first man wasn`t born out of woman... and in fact it was the first woman that was born ouf the first man`s rib... so technically women exist thanks to us...

[savinathina]

@CactusG26 I'm sure you're gay!

[CactusG26]

@savinathina before i answer are you a guy or a girl...?

[biglj822009]

@14xx07 Without the first the man (Adam and his rip) you woman will not be here. But i thank God He made women to please us men(husbands)

[PemaOzer]

@biglj822009 too bad God doesn't exist, otherwise your bullshit argument would have some weight.

[biglj822009]

@PemaOzer Bible say those believe not is already comdamn. Psalm14 :1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.. (if you dont believe in God then you and st8 up fool).. next!!

[PemaOzer]

@biglj822009 Well if it's in the bible, which was written by a rabble of drunken nomads and then later heavily edited and revised by a collective assembly of western European warlords -- who hated black people, by the way -- then it must be true!

[egoriskarma]

Hmm, so your telling me you'd pass up the chance to have three women at the same time like his character in the movie did. Where's the movie where I get 3 hot men to mess with, and who gets to play the female devil?

[CactusG26]

well of course women are God`s mistake!!!! there is no doubt about that... accordidng to the Old Testament men was thrown out from the garden of Eden because of the very first woman.... they are like a drug.... we men are addicted to them... we cannot live without them... women were created to be men`s ultimate suffering and joy at the same time.... imagine how peacefull life would be without women... how peacefull, how easy... but at the same time how boring and how unsatisfying...

[hussardelamort]

@CactusG26 exactly ! can't live with women, can't live without

[Maverick2097]

@CactusG26 Do a search for 'The woman in red - Illuminati's control' on Google to learn about how they use women and sex to corrupt society. They inject sexual connotations in cartoons at an early age, portray it in the media and give misleading and manipulative female relationship advice in women's magazines. Making men frustrated, unable to date and having meaningful and loving relationship with the 'new age' female and become prone to committing crime and resorting to porn...

[Tim751]

@CactusG26 Yes Exactly!!!!

[savinathina]

@CactusG26 I bet you're gay! :)

[YoungRaWarrior]

women are evil...they destroy men & boys & society as a whole.

[greygalah]

funny. tom cruise copied it in A few Good Men. hahaha

[TiffyBear]

It's funny how women are viewed as evil and we don't even make up 50% of the crime rate in the world.

[DoraChania]

ggreat great great great great great great reat great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great scene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SpeedManiac1976]

women are guys punishement

[Beerlejuice]

Best scene in the whole movie! I think this is something every guy at some point in their lives can relate to. Jack makes allot of sense.

[Winther1973]

2.47 - 3.28 best scene in the whole movie ;)

[KidsWithGuns1992]

Jack Nicholson really suits this movie; love the scene where he talks about how men made up the "witches" era just because they had a fear of losing a hard on. So true.

[PAM2167]

No I can say with absolute certainty he god did it to us on perpose!!!

[georgekostaras]

If women are God's mistake then it's a mistake I'm glad for. :D

[liquidpyramid]

2:08 stay outta the 'ton bro. bad shit goin down

[alilapop]

I LOVE JACK IN THIS ACT!

[lollipopfop]

He is nothing like Daryl van Horne. he is Jack Nicholson being himself in yet another role. I like the tv show better, its so much closer to the book.

[DangerBriana2]

I totally agree with you I like the tv show better because Paul Gross is more better looking than Jack Nicholson's.

[DeDeSunshine1967]

I LOOOOVE this scene! Jack is AWEsome!

[bookkeeper57]

Only Nicholson could do this scene.

[lollipopfop]

Because it was written for him.

[bookkeeper57]

Chances are (lol)

[addekfan21]

wow, i HATE this scene. lol

"find a cure" aha.

[IamKesyerSoze]

Invent a vaccine! Build up our immune systems....Hahahaa....get a little exercise hahaha.. you know...twenty push-ups a day and you'll never have to be inflitied with women EVER AGAIN!