new projectors will not be 5k but they will be projecting 48-60 FPS per second. Its sharper than higher res with no shutter movement. If you like red than thats great. i don't mind it, I just happen to preffer Alexa for its look and don't find much need for reframing. have you seen the new Alexa M coming out, and the Alexa Studio and they will be running 140 fps soon with view adjust for anamorphic and you can run it off an ipad
OK, next time I want fireproofing in a camera, I'll hire an Alexa. For now though, I'll stick to my Red One and continue getting 4K high quality resolution : )
Who is projecting at 5K? Well no one, because the next standard for projection will be 4K. 5K gives you true 4K resolution off a bayered sensor, so that's why you would want to shoot at 5K.
This person wrote this is so bat-shit stupid that he doesn't get why cinematographer vs producer was actually funny. Please chop his dick off so he doesn't spawn. "Retarded camera guy tries to sell camera he has on order instead of camera he should have." This makes the producer chick seem smarter, thought it would be impossible. Hopefully will end these episodes. But it won't. Pathetic.
You have this the wrong way round, the brown teddy bear should be asking for the red, and the yellow teddy bear should try and sell the brown teddy bear the alexa...
hmm, that was... er... really funny? I don't really get the point. The EPIC doesn't exist, point blank. RED have just been claiming once again. Hyping something to be the best. It can only be the best when people start creating the best footage with it. Till then, it's just propaganda RED stylee.
Dude, I'm working on the "Amazing Spider-Man" shoot on the Sony lot, and the EPIC is probably the easiest and most advanced camera out there. The color science, resolution, latitude, size, you can even shoot slow-mo at 4k. Dude, please stick to what you know and stop giving people info, when you dont know what you're talking about
@MindViewFilms Yeah man, really good point, but check when I posted the comment. I'm sure you're the best camera man that ever existed... I'm sure. Peace out.
@MindViewFilms Mindview, don't worry, some people just don't get it. They don't understand what RED is about. They don't understand 5K, they don't understand HDRX. An Alexa is nice for TV shows, but for feature films? Forget it. I have had media people look at my R1 and say "Is that as good as Digibeta?". Pig ignorant. Major RED shoots include: The Hobbit Pirates of the Caribbean IV - On Stranger Tides (Out in May) The Social Network The Book of Eli The Knowing District 9
i DONT CARE.. I DONT CARE.. I DONT CARE.. I DONT CARE... HOW MANY TIMES SHE SAID I DONT CARE,, I HAD MORE FOCUS ON HER I DONT CARE, THAN WHAT THE SELLER SAY.. AHAHAHAH
What a cunt. The Epic isn't even available yet, and the Alexa is. Your stupidity and blind ignorance brand fan worship is what you should be parodying.
I think the Red is great product, it is also a cunt magnet for wannabees.
@bronkomeister - What constitutes a wannabe? I just shot a film on the Red, but I wouldn't consider myself a professional in any way, shape, or form. I'm just a guy who loves everything about putting stories in movie form.
Yeah, but where is this Epic that I've heard about for two years. Like Oakley, Red is a marketing company that happens to make A camera. ARRI has made AND DELIVERED endless cameras for decades.
@fogtownfilms The Epic is still being designed and made. This is a process that every product goes though. It took Arri several years to design their cameras too. This is simple stuff that any person can understand. Hope this helps, and enjoy your day.
@thehairyflannel Since the Red came out , ARRI has had the D20, D21, and Alexa. What has the Red had? Endless "builds," the MX (which means you have to send to Red all the while the camera isn't making money), and a bunch of hype about the Epic... But no actual camera. Seeing is believing.
@fogtownfilms I'm not sure what your argument is, and I'm not sure you do either. If a company releases an upgraded sensor for a camera, and you wish to purchase it, then logic follows that you may have to send the camera in to be upgraded. Do you actually think that anyone thinks that's a problem? Yes Arri has released several cameras, RED has released one camera. Again you've stated a fact, not an argument in favour of Arri. When the Epic comes out we can decide which is the better camera then
@ImpagliazzoBR Yes the Red with Mysterium is unarguably a very good camera. But recently, I got my hand on an Alexa at a demo and it is also a truly awesome camera. Which is better is really just a matter of budget and what your project calls for.
hahahaha But they are video cameras, video, so you can make a video. Who the heck wants to make a video? Hey guys, I just made a RAW video. WooHoo!! How cool is that? It is RAW !!! AND it is video. I am SO bleeding edge. Gee, I bet when the cheerleaders see my RAW video, I will finally get laid. I wonder what that is like?
But "however we do have an epic on order" is where this clip should end. that poor bastard has and will be waiting a while for his order to be delivered, won't he. Meanwhile, his Alexa could be bringing in the bucks in sales and rentals. So this really is a tale of a shop owner going out of business hoping for vaporware... isn't it?
lol... my sister says b and h has them
MACmySTUFF 2 days ago
customasable
CoolColJ 1 month ago
Dare I say" Epic Fail".
Simply spitting a lot of stats as if that means anything, when I compare the pictures I know which I prefer.
gsherlock 2 months ago
I wish I had both with uncompressed
Frame48PictureShow 3 months ago
As a sound guy, I hate anything put out by RED...so goddamn loud!!!! The Epic apparently never shuts off either....hope they'll have money for post.
elpoetdude 4 months ago
@elpoetdude the word apparently sounds like you are talking from hear say over experience
neilamadhava 1 month ago
@elpoetdude What do you mean it never shuts off? I've never used one, but was considering renting one.
JesiErin 1 month ago
As an Alexa & Epic owner... i'd take my alexa ANY day over the epic (piece of crap)
paperisdelicious 6 months ago
@paperisdelicious In the end what matters is who is behind the camera and not what camera he's holding
dafreeesubsman 3 months ago
@dafreeesubsman if you had people equally as good behind the camera - but one owned Epic and the other Alexa which one would you pick though?
neilamadhava 1 month ago
@neilamadhava Probably the EPIC....unless I finished my project at 2K so I could use both
dafreeesubsman 1 month ago
@dafreeesubsman the biggest question is where is it going to end up - look up MTF - modular transform function...
neilamadhava 1 month ago
5yr old humor
axaios007 7 months ago
Hilarious! I Love it.
dvlarry 8 months ago
Hahah "I want the one with the uncompressed"
localdiskC 9 months ago
new projectors will not be 5k but they will be projecting 48-60 FPS per second. Its sharper than higher res with no shutter movement. If you like red than thats great. i don't mind it, I just happen to preffer Alexa for its look and don't find much need for reframing. have you seen the new Alexa M coming out, and the Alexa Studio and they will be running 140 fps soon with view adjust for anamorphic and you can run it off an ipad
johnnyrenata 9 months ago
who the fuck is projecting at 5k?! This is why a like Alexa: .youtube.com/watch?v=owgcWuQkGT8
Arri have only been making cameras for 100 years, Alexa is designed with thought and support in mind not hype.
johnnyrenata 9 months ago
@johnnyrenata
OK, next time I want fireproofing in a camera, I'll hire an Alexa. For now though, I'll stick to my Red One and continue getting 4K high quality resolution : )
Who is projecting at 5K? Well no one, because the next standard for projection will be 4K. 5K gives you true 4K resolution off a bayered sensor, so that's why you would want to shoot at 5K.
Why shoot at 5K??:
- Reframing opportunity
- Superb Downrezzing
- Same spatial resolution as 35mm film
That's why.
witblitsfilm 9 months ago
Love the word 'Fuck', don't ya?
JenovaProject702 11 months ago
When was epic due for release? When did it come out? Did it work out the box? Same questions for alexa. Nuff said.
alphonse639 11 months ago
haha, that was great:P
ninjashidan 11 months ago
This is idiocy.
Chradnev 11 months ago
Very good example of people not knowing anything about a brand other then the hype that surrounds it.
VPsteveSk8 1 year ago
If you can type you can make movies MY FAT ASS!
rainerfilm 1 year ago
youtube.com/watch?v=H4PusaAlEuI
mrjamo100 1 year ago
And yet everyone likes Mi Goreng. Go figure.
BoilMyKettle 1 year ago
Well...I thought it was funny as hell and liked the jokes.
unstoppablejk 1 year ago
??? so confused...is this supposed to be making fun of the Alexa or the guy who made this video?
AppalachianTraildoTV 1 year ago
This person wrote this is so bat-shit stupid that he doesn't get why cinematographer vs producer was actually funny. Please chop his dick off so he doesn't spawn. "Retarded camera guy tries to sell camera he has on order instead of camera he should have." This makes the producer chick seem smarter, thought it would be impossible. Hopefully will end these episodes. But it won't. Pathetic.
RentTheSkyFilms 1 year ago 4
Who cares I am now making films with my iPhone 4! Fuck all the waiting thanks to RED
sbusumacinta 1 year ago
You have this the wrong way round, the brown teddy bear should be asking for the red, and the yellow teddy bear should try and sell the brown teddy bear the alexa...
hoarp001 1 year ago
hmm, that was... er... really funny? I don't really get the point. The EPIC doesn't exist, point blank. RED have just been claiming once again. Hyping something to be the best. It can only be the best when people start creating the best footage with it. Till then, it's just propaganda RED stylee.
prendi321action 1 year ago
@prendi321action
Dude, I'm working on the "Amazing Spider-Man" shoot on the Sony lot, and the EPIC is probably the easiest and most advanced camera out there. The color science, resolution, latitude, size, you can even shoot slow-mo at 4k. Dude, please stick to what you know and stop giving people info, when you dont know what you're talking about
MindViewFilms 11 months ago
@MindViewFilms The person who made that post did so 5 months ago, before your set became...what, the first in the world to shoot with the Epic?
Meanwhile people have been using Alexa for a long time.
Chradnev 11 months ago
@MindViewFilms Yeah man, really good point, but check when I posted the comment. I'm sure you're the best camera man that ever existed... I'm sure. Peace out.
prendi321action 11 months ago
witblitsfilm 11 months ago
@witblitsfilm What's your point? I understand all of that, but when this video was made, the Epic didn't exist, FACT!!! Jeez man...
prendi321action 9 months ago
@prendi321action
EPIC doesn't exist? Oh. Crap. Somebody had better tell Peter Jackson.... apparently he started filming "The Hobbit" with EPIC 2 weeks ago...
witblitsfilm 11 months ago 6
@witblitsfilm Look at the date I posted that comment... Feel like a retard now??
prendi321action 9 months ago
@prendi321action
No.
witblitsfilm 9 months ago
NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THE REPLY OF THE SELLER... AHAHAH
KalxnBlyxDlOyrso 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK, HAVE SEX WITH YOU... AND THEN THERE'S MOTHER FUCKING.. AND SHE ADDED I DONT CARE ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.. I LIKE ALEXA... OOPS CAPS LOCK
KalxnBlyxDlOyrso 1 year ago
i DONT CARE.. I DONT CARE.. I DONT CARE.. I DONT CARE... HOW MANY TIMES SHE SAID I DONT CARE,, I HAD MORE FOCUS ON HER I DONT CARE, THAN WHAT THE SELLER SAY.. AHAHAHAH
KalxnBlyxDlOyrso 1 year ago
Good for you. What is your point?
bronkomeister 1 year ago
learn to make your own joke
aznteenager 1 year ago
Oh man, that was funny. "Even if you are only the 2nd AC". Haha. That was very very good, even with the three wishes!
digitalbroadcaster 1 year ago
I love it, but you should of said Walgreens instead of D&H like in the original.
Really great work BTW
simnimbus 1 year ago
What is this shit?
A copy of the iphone film by some wanker Red fan.
What a cunt. The Epic isn't even available yet, and the Alexa is. Your stupidity and blind ignorance brand fan worship is what you should be parodying.
I think the Red is great product, it is also a cunt magnet for wannabees.
bronkomeister 1 year ago
@bronkomeister - What constitutes a wannabe? I just shot a film on the Red, but I wouldn't consider myself a professional in any way, shape, or form. I'm just a guy who loves everything about putting stories in movie form.
kennethhoratio20 1 year ago
"Fuck it, I'll go somewhere else. My sister says B&H has them"-priceless
sstdigital 1 year ago
What does he say at 1:40... 2K and what?!
ImpagliazzoBR 1 year ago
@ImpagliazzoBR It is 2k and has the rawest
mattsvideoproduction 1 year ago
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ImpagliazzoBR 1 year ago
troll
mihapf 1 year ago
LOL
syntaxical 1 year ago
Yeah, but where is this Epic that I've heard about for two years. Like Oakley, Red is a marketing company that happens to make A camera. ARRI has made AND DELIVERED endless cameras for decades.
fogtownfilms 1 year ago
@fogtownfilms The Epic is still being designed and made. This is a process that every product goes though. It took Arri several years to design their cameras too. This is simple stuff that any person can understand. Hope this helps, and enjoy your day.
thehairyflannel 1 year ago
@thehairyflannel Since the Red came out , ARRI has had the D20, D21, and Alexa. What has the Red had? Endless "builds," the MX (which means you have to send to Red all the while the camera isn't making money), and a bunch of hype about the Epic... But no actual camera. Seeing is believing.
fogtownfilms 1 year ago
@fogtownfilms I'm not sure what your argument is, and I'm not sure you do either. If a company releases an upgraded sensor for a camera, and you wish to purchase it, then logic follows that you may have to send the camera in to be upgraded. Do you actually think that anyone thinks that's a problem? Yes Arri has released several cameras, RED has released one camera. Again you've stated a fact, not an argument in favour of Arri. When the Epic comes out we can decide which is the better camera then
thehairyflannel 1 year ago
@thehairyflannel OK. How's this for an argument? ARRI RULES!! End of discussion.
Over and out...
fogtownfilms 1 year ago
@fogtownfilms Have you heard about the RED One with the Mysterium-X?
It's actually one of the best cameras in ze werld!
ImpagliazzoBR 1 year ago
@ImpagliazzoBR Yes the Red with Mysterium is unarguably a very good camera. But recently, I got my hand on an Alexa at a demo and it is also a truly awesome camera. Which is better is really just a matter of budget and what your project calls for.
fogtownfilms 1 year ago
@fogtownfilms This logic does not mean anything...
neilamadhava 1 month ago
Bahahahaha..."It has a module that transform into a plane and fly you to Jim Jannard's island in Fiji..." Love it.
notzachg 1 year ago
The trouble is that 19 people liked this video, of 3,276 who have viewed it thus far.
I know its a conscious effort to vote... or... do the other 3,257 not find it funny, don't get it, resent its inferences, or don't get it?
I don't care, can I get the uncompressed? Its what I needing for the internets. thing.
jPo
Prestodigital 1 year ago
Haha so perfect!
PatrickLawlerHD 1 year ago
Without doubt the funnies thing I've seen in a while.
grubbytoy 1 year ago
iPhone4 shoots RAW too, like the Alexa. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!
fuentesd21 1 year ago
Alexa does RAW too.
fuentesd21 1 year ago
hahahaha But they are video cameras, video, so you can make a video. Who the heck wants to make a video? Hey guys, I just made a RAW video. WooHoo!! How cool is that? It is RAW !!! AND it is video. I am SO bleeding edge. Gee, I bet when the cheerleaders see my RAW video, I will finally get laid. I wonder what that is like?
2bigmovies 1 year ago
frankly this meme would have made a lot more sense the other way around.
ywwg 1 year ago
LOL
Weichspueler 1 year ago
Pretty funny.
But "however we do have an epic on order" is where this clip should end. that poor bastard has and will be waiting a while for his order to be delivered, won't he. Meanwhile, his Alexa could be bringing in the bucks in sales and rentals. So this really is a tale of a shop owner going out of business hoping for vaporware... isn't it?
Alexa = here now. End of story.
Film326 1 year ago
I dont CARE LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!
TheColorist 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ha ha ha
pipasforjaz 1 year ago
wow HAHAHAHAAHHAHA
mattsvideoproduction 1 year ago
Epic ;P
EvinGrant 1 year ago
Beautiful.
GregWatermann 1 year ago
hahahhahaha!!
proceedapathy 1 year ago