Nerd Gets Laid - Ep. 5 The Finale

[NarutorRasengan]

I wanted Dana to win. She's pretty, she had Black Hole knowledge, and her accent. I can't get over her accent! It's so hot!

[nascarkraz]

2:44 Jeff's face...PRICELESS

[GoDLiKeKakashi]

this guy acts and looks exactly like my I.T teacher just without the glasses xD

[jamess4444]

for me every one fuck of megan take your clothes of and lets FUCK

[athtsak1]

Vicky should get her girlfriend to have a threesome with the nerd.

[Gonji]

Never underestimate the power of money. LMFAO

[RAMforPresident]

This was a pretty funny little mini-series. I laughed at how Evita made it to the finals, that shit was so funny! My favorite episode was the 4th one about trust.

[wikidlover]

omfg the vid has been running smooth all seris and now im on the last one it friken loads every 5 secs!!!!

[TriplePalindromous]

Aww, I want a lesbian girlfriend now.

[emily22501]

i think the japanise girl was the nicest one she was smart and really pretty :)))) and megan was just a whore she probably has some kind of std or sti

[TheOldGameKid]

He seems to enoy it ....

[commicboy]

OMG! his face is so scary at the end!!!!!

[dtyu25]

dam megan was too fucking hot to turn down!!!!!!!!

[Tonysipodtouchshit]

lmaoo gj

[TheLightSpeed123]

megan should have won

[akugglah]

im so sory 4 da nerd. he blind 4 not choosing megan

[diegodonjuan]

i just new he was going to end uo with bearded one...

[wonderiferoustea]

Why are we arguing this on THIS PAGE again? All points in an attempt for intelligence are rendered moot for sake of placement on this page. And yeah, the nerd gets laid by a lesbian. Why is that not the topic? HMMMMMMM?

[warelord360]

@wonderiferoustea because no1 cares about it it seems =/

[direwitch]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeegan shud of won

[3lgoonishshive]

@direwitch You realize this is bs right?

[SetsunaxDouble0]

at 2:52 when he said "that was exciting" i would have said "wow what the F*** just happened"

[HomeworkHelper1]

That comment about condoms, a complete lie, abstinence is the safest, and it is the only 100% guaranteed method.

[scamperscamper1]

the only wierd sexual act is abstinence

[HomeworkHelper1]

How is abstinence a weird sexual act?

[scamperscamper1]

Go do some homework nerd.

[HomeworkHelper1]

No seriously, how is it weird? Are you saying it is because it isn't "natural," or something. Because then oral sex, anal sex, heavy petting, dry humping, condoms, the pill, vcf's, withdrawal, other forms of contraceptives, and abortions as well as abortifacients like IUD's, are all weird sexual acts.

[scamperscamper1]

So you probobly find my rectal waste fetish 'wierd' stop judging me. Who is to tell me its wrong to have sex with cars you know. Fucking Nazi.

[HomeworkHelper1]

No, I am not judging you, you're judging me, you are saying it is wrong to be a Christian. You're the NAZI.

[scamperscamper1]

Why are you a Christian? Do you believe god is omnipotent and benevolent? I never pass up a chance for this debate.

[HomeworkHelper1]

Yes, I am a Christian, as for benevolent, I believe he offers the greatest charity of all, everlasting life, as for omnipotent, in a word yes, he is the ultimate authority, but he doesn't control everything because he wants humans to be autonomous.

[SoundControler]

yes, you are right. so what? i would rather risk a pregnancy with condoms and pills a 1000 times than not have sex at all. and i believe that everyone that had sex would feel the same. jerking off doesnt count.

[HomeworkHelper1]

Well if you want to take that risk, fine. However, I do not like to take risks and it is against my religion.

[etesianSealine]

Which religion is that?

[HomeworkHelper1]

Christianity.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

one question

does your "father" burn his children in hell for eternity for not believing him whether or not they were good or bad

[HomeworkHelper1]

No he does not. For it is written, all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. So all people are bad and don't deserve to go to heaven. What humans consider "good," is really a perverted definition we use based on our own experiences. We have no Idea what true righteousness is.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

so say a monk who dedicated his life on helping others and causing little problems as possible, people like Gandhi went to hell because they weren't following "true" righteousness

[HomeworkHelper1]

What's this about a monk? And what exactly is this, "true righteousness?" To go about having sex with anybody that offers?

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

so you're saying that dedication you entire life on helping others and inspiring others to keep world peace doesn't mean anything if you didn't keep your virginity until marriage

[HomeworkHelper1]

In the eyes of God, all of those are good works, except for perhaps trying to find world peace, because that's probably just wasting your time. But keeping your virginity and helping others will not get you to heaven. For the bible says that one can not enter heaven by deed alone. However, one should try to do good works and not to sin as long as they inhabit Earth.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

from my understanding of the bible

as long you believe in the religion you get into heaven and no matter what kind of crimes you committed you get forgiven, rape, murder, theft whatever since god is the almighty merciful god right?

[HomeworkHelper1]

Yes, but as I said, it is better to not sin while inhabiting Earth as much as one can, because God punishes those who sin while they are still alive, and most when they are in death.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

so you're in heaven and getting punished...huh

kinda unfair for those who've been nice all their life and burn in the inferno's flames for eternity because they lacked something called faith and watch criminals who are also christains chill in heaven

since jesus said he came and died for our sins, past and future, doesn't it mean sin is already gone? and god already forgave us

but you said we still get punished for our sins whether in life or death

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

if god's definition of forgiveness is to "give negative outcome for being bad then try to make us praise him or else burn them alive" doesn't seem like the merciful god everyone is talking about

[HomeworkHelper1]

God will not allow sin into heaven, however, he is merciful because he gives people the opportunity to enter heaven. People just choose not to except it.Those who do not accept him are bathed in sin. Those who do not are covered with it. They reject him so he rejects them. What you are suggesting is that people should be allowed to do whatever they want. That would be like someone raping your mother, and not receiving so much as a fine or community service.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

no what im saying is despite who is pure all the time burns in flames because he lacked faith despite god "loving all"

say you love your friend but that friend didn't praise you so despite you loving your friend, set him on fire forever

[HomeworkHelper1]

What don't you understand? How many times do I have to keep telling you that no one is pure. "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." God doesn't want to send people to hell, but he can not allow sin to enter heaven. He is truly just, humans are not. Humans can not understand what true justice is because we are evil by nature. What we view as good is just a perverted sense of the word we hold based on our own experiences. After all, Al Capone considered himself good.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

so if you have faith you can enter heaven because Jesus died for your sins

and for the others who don't have faith, who are technically god's children, cannot enter heaven but are sent to hell because of their sins, even though god loves them.

so basically god is saying "yeah I love you but since you didn't believe in me you have sin that is not forgiven and for that you're going to hell"

btw if god is almighty how come he can't let sin enter heaven? so much for omnipotent

[HomeworkHelper1]

Faith alone will not guarantee entry to heaven, one has to accept Jesus Christ. Like I said, God cannot allow sin to enter heaven because heaven is a place of righteousness, and sin is evil. God does not forgive infidels in death because they rejected him in life, so he rejects them in death. Also, like I just mentioned, we cannot understand true good because we use a perverted sense of the word.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

accepting jesus is pretty much faith, what else would it be?

so god rejects sinners and doesn't love them? wow the false definition of him is sure getting around

even though he did love him he still lets his children burn alive

if we are the ones who are to primitive to understand whats true than I guess it is okay to burn your children for being bad

the bible states god can do anything then he should be able to let sin in heaven or utterly erase it guess hes not almighty huh

[HomeworkHelper1]

I find it interesting that this discussion has digressed from discussion of contraceptive methods to having you try to slander my religion. You are a bigot because you say it's wrong to believe in a higher power, while it is the very first right guaranteed in the American Constitution.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

well can you answer the question?

not really I guess

love does not test (as the Bible states) but the very god that has written the Bible is testing everyone making him flawed and disrupts everything he and his people said

[HomeworkHelper1]

I have already answered the question several times, people reject him, so he rejects them. Part of being a father is punishing your children when they deserve it. What you are suggesting is that everyone should do whatever they want, like raping, murdering, committing larceny, etc.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

so say after your sibling has become a criminal and your father burns him alive and basically slowly kills him does your sibling or really anyone deserve that? now you'll probably say that god is all knowing and we're mere humans so he knows whats best but honestly is that a figure that is worth praising and claiming he is all loving and merciful?

[HomeworkHelper1]

We are not God, we do not have the right to punish people like he does. He is worth praising because at least he gives people a chance to be saved.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

so you think it is okay for your god to burn your sibling alive

[HomeworkHelper1]

If he/she has rejected God, then yes. Would I want it, no. What you are suggesting is that people should be able to do whatever they want and profane the name of God, and God should just forgive them.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

no I'm saying that the whole idea of god is flawed and basically BS

[HomeworkHelper1]

Really, do you have any proof that there is no higher being, because I have yet to see it.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

miracles are not proof of a god

even though they are how can you be sure it is the god you worship? there are several gods who have similar "merciful" characters like the one you praise and basically encourages you to do the same things

[HomeworkHelper1]

I didn't mention miracles, you brought them up yourself. Answer my question, where is the proof that there is no God. If you have none then you have no right to badger me for believing in one. Just like I have no right to badger you for not believing in one.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

well you did basically say I'm going to burn alive for it

there is no physical evidence if the existence of god or the work he did

the bible has no evidence that it was written by the influence of god and no one saw jesus resurrection

there is no proof that god is answering prayers

and if there were true evidence of god then the religion would be considered as a science rather than a religion or philosophy, it would be the science of god than the faith of god

[HomeworkHelper1]

You still have yet to prove there is no God, just because there is no proof, doesn't mean it's not true when there is no proof against it. Giant squid were said to not exist, now we know better. I believe that God leaves no solid evidence because he doesn't want people to be forced to believe in him. You talked about God letting people suffer while they are alive, well I thank him for letting me suffer. At least I have turned out to be a halfway decent individual. Unlike you.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

so you have no evidence other than "god not leaving evidence to give us free will"

not a real good support

and the comments I made was disproving what other people claim to be proof for their existence of god

people were skeptical about the giant squid because they never saw but can you blame them? can you blame for someone not believing in something that they never saw or something that has no proof for it and tell them they're going to hell for it

[HomeworkHelper1]

Actually, never in my life have I said to someone, "You're going to hell." I believe that people have the right to believe whatever they want, however, they should be willing to accept any and all consequences that come from believing or not believing. Yet there are certain consequences that they should not have to expect to have. That is something you don't believe because you are a bigot, the same thing as a racist. Where is the answer to my question, what proof do you have there is no God?

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

for adam and eve, who should be the first humans and if their were fossils of them would be the oldest human fossils and should be about 6500 years old, we found human fossils as old as 1.3 million years old all the way to fossils that are 130,000 years old. the fossils that are 130,000 old are pretty much identical what we have today and would be illogical to state otherwise there is way too much evidence for our inspection

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

for Noah's ark he saved 2 pairs of each animals on the planet, which is roughly 10 million species which is 20 million animals

which would need a pretty darn big boat I'll let the statement that the animals came to Noah before flood but I doubt that Noah's ark had the facilities that could support animals who live in extreme heat or extreme cold, impossible

[HomeworkHelper1]

There weren't ten million species at that time. Today's species are descendants of ancestral species. He was also only collecting land animals. Water animals were left out.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

therefore the Bible is fallible, which means god is fallible, the definition of god is wrong therefore he is not god

[HomeworkHelper1]

Nice try, but no dice. Even if the bible is fallible, that doesn't mean there is no God, it just means people may have wrong ideas about him. However, I have a Constitutional right to believe in God, just as you do to not have one. All I ask is for you to be an American and respect my right to religion. Which the supreme court does not.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

well it shows at least the definition of god is wrong

hey I was Christian once and I'm in a Christian family, I even go to a Christian school

I respect those who follow their beliefs but it bothers me when someone tries to show that their belief is what others should follow as well

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

for evidence that proofs "gods work" is jargon

so you probably believe that the bible, the word of god, is infallible

using genealogy the earth is estimated to be created 4.5 billion years ago despite the bible statement of saying its 6500 years old

Radiometric dating has shown us it has remained consistent with lunar and terrestrial samples

this is no guess or theory, it is solid proof with substantial amount of support to back it up

[HomeworkHelper1]

No it is not proof, only support for a theory, how do we know that conditions were not different than we believe them to be. Also, nowhere in the Bible does it talk about the age of our planet.

[HomeworkHelper1]

You are just being a stereotypical liberal, everyone can have their own opinion as long as it is yours.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

did Noah still have the facilities for all the animals? you still haven't talked about the fossil records and the earths age

they may be theories but theories that everyone agrees upon

just because someone thinks gravity is false despite the crap load of evidence and support doesn't change anything

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

and for the bible and the earths age just look it up i would post a link but youtube doesn't let you

[HomeworkHelper1]

That is just an estimation people made on their own. Never in all these comments have I said someone should be a Christian. However you have been saying It is wrong to be a Christian. You obviously have no respect for others or their right to have a religion.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

uh answer the question?

[HomeworkHelper1]

Just tell me where there is solid evidence there is no God.

[kiko232]

@HomeworkHelper1

Well you can't answer the question?

Your so called infallible Bible is flawed meaning god who wrote it is erroneous. Also, god is the creator of all things, including hate, sin, and Satan. He claims he cannot get rid of sin therefore is not omnipotent. The Bible says love does not keep records of errors but god sends people to hell for their previous sins. If god is not omnipotent and is erroneous, and malevolent, why call him god? You might as well label everything else god.

[TashaBriquet]

@kiko232 You're actually wrong. God isn't responsible for hate or sin. Adam and Eve ate the apple, causing us all to be sinners. And Satan is the root of hate. God can get rid of Satan whenever he wants to, but he's teaching mankind a lesson for eating the apple. And God doesn't send anyone to hell. Hell doesn't exist. Almost everyone gets a second chance during judgement day which lasts 100 years. Only a few bad seeds never get ressurected. I know this, and don't believe in God. Shame on you.

[kiko232]

@TashaBriquet

There was nothing at first now sin exists meaning god made sin at some point of time

If god knows the past present and future why the hell did he made the serpent? He knew Eve was going to take the apple so why did he let that happen? To test people in the future? Whats the point in that, he knows whats going to happen since he's omniscient. Teaching mankind for eating the apple huh? That's like whipping your grandchildren because your child ate the cookie he wasn't suppose to

[direwitch]

I can't give you definite evidence that god dosn't exists....

I also can't give definite evidence that we are not reincarnated

sure it's possible but with that logic nearly anything is possible.

Think of the most plausible one though. eternal unconciousness. Just like how you were before you were born.

[Darkspi]

*hand clap on rocky*

[sixosixoclock]

Not very funny...

[kianslt2]

WE WANT SEASON 2!

WE WANT SEASON 2!

WE WANT SEASON 2! this was AWSOME! THanx for nerd gets laid!

[VoidKeeper]

but the nerd is no longer a virgin...

[kianslt2]

i  mean new nerd!

[CORWERA]

agreed sizzypop. how was this comparable with the other episodes?

this sucked

[yyourfacee]

lmao jeff davis.. he went on whose line is it anyway sometimes right

[IsolatedIsis]

dude, i wanted evita to come out of nowhere and take the nerd's virginity!!! evita was robbed!......but glad he finally go laid

[Midnaluvr]

XDXDXDDD

[mxcnprd10]

Evita gave me a hard-on

[redstarkid82]

Are you guys kidding me? Ending was super! The foreplay couldnt have been any stiffer/butcher. and that last look on nerds face SO cracked me up.

[jeremyheng2]

never underestimate the power of money! lol

[franzreyes17]

omFG

[ewwieminger]

Fucking shit ending dudes....and i was so excited!

there better be anither one...

[wizard3411]

evita look like a man!lol

[Twister7475]

she is a man....

[DarkMoehrle]

omg...

[thebrownorange]

I LOVED THIS SO MUCH!!!!

[sizzypop]

There better be a second season.  The ending to this one was less than spectacular...waited too long for it to be such a lightweight episode. :(

[ScrapWitMe]

What did you expect a porno? You sick fuck

[sizzypop]

No, I just felt the other episodes were funnier. This one didn't quite hit the humor mark for me.

[xXRSDWXx]

waited ages for this :D:D:D

[av18]

you mean you fuck this nerd and you get a million dollars? lol classic

[TJPRSproductions]

THE NERD got laid!

[jukvenge]

hahahaha...

[SuffocatexMe]

lol go vicki. go vicki!

[TheTheaterGeek21]

YAYAYAYAYAYAY

[dragonflymagee]

finally. been waiting for this one for so long.

[f2prunewhip]

wow you did not just fucking say that...

[PAPPADOM09]

^_-

[blueprints90]

fantastic!!!i hope in a second series!

[crzidancer14]

the nerd got laid.woot!

[stinky1235]

NICE !!! =P

[AnaTheInsane]

lol

five stars.

[cheyennetina]

nice ending!

[EddieisXtC]

not funny at all.

[MuIIeMusic]

WOW! That, was exaiting!

[Tyrannies666]

yay ! ive been waiting this ep..thx !

[l61310]

lol!

[d2gizzo]

This is hilarious! 5 STARS!

[kkiiaann33]

AWESOME series.

[mrcss]

soisoisoi

[delta769er]

finally, the last episode :D

[mikeotheone]

omg lmfao!!!!

[leesajade]

roflcopter ^^

[Phonomorph]

lol :D

[dpnlnu]

awesome!

[neverfearchrisishere]

nice twist. great series guys