PUSSY COME WITH FREE REFILLL!!!!!!
tipofmytongue1024 2 months ago
There was a point near the end where I could have stop it, but by then I was like..why bother... Live a little!!! HAHAHHAHAHA
Margaret Cho is the best comedian in the world.. Gotta luv her!!! Margaret 4ever <3
( I was sitting in a poole of my own shit...witch was getting cold!!!!)
cathrinebuhaug 4 months ago
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girl in audience "WHHAAAAATTTTT?!?!"
h3rsh5 5 months ago 5
Dyyyying. "I made a diamond in der'" hahaha.
BrocxMalaak 5 months ago
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Brutal, and yet soft child of the west....some would call liberal....I would just call her boring....
sixtiksix 6 months ago
@sixtiksix yet ur on here torturing urself silly
velvetlove47 5 months ago
Margaret: "I ate only persimmons for 6 months.. And-"
Random lady in the audience: "WHAAAAAAT?!"
xD
WhoaSnapItsAudrey 6 months ago 15
Omg while I was watching this I suddenly got diarreah and almost shit myself. >.<
xxxlayxlowxxx 6 months ago 2
not funny
Isreal4realz 6 months ago
someone in the audience at 0:50 is freakin' OUT
kiliksama 7 months ago 6
i am gay and i have always loved ms cho lol thanks sooo much VAMRIPIRE u r the best THE FUCKING BEST AND I MUST ADD SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!! HAHAHA U KNOW I WOULDENT GET THIS CHINK OF A HAIRCUT HAHAAHAH LOVE YA
MrJessy420 7 months ago
GET DOWN MARGARET!!!!
MaStormy 8 months ago
Can't breath I can't breath LOL
I gotta shit NOW!!
ryuureiyuu 8 months ago 2
She just could shit out of the window XD
DraskyVanderhoff 9 months ago
"I'm a Diamond in there" XD
DraskyVanderhoff 9 months ago 2
i love how she turns the whole shitting in the car episode into a theater monologue haha
MsTania66 10 months ago 10
The worst detail... "...which was getting cold." xD
That's a good moral! Rejecting your body type makes you shit your pants!
DinkyKeyChain 11 months ago 7
if you're on an fruit only diet, which is the stupidest thing I ever heard but whatev. you should probably wear depends at all times!
skatapoopy 1 year ago 9
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard
albertusj 1 year ago 4
IM GUNNA SHIT RIGHT NOW! i was crying and couldnt breathe! she is so amazing.
SHiKiFanGirl4eva 1 year ago
The ten dislikes are the stupid homophobes who thought this was a "How to look rebellious" make up tutorial.
Ellisaphant 1 year ago
10 people have shit their pants in their car.
WingyWonky00 1 year ago 6
Amazing woman. She takes what I can not even comprehend how humiliating it must feel, and makes us all laugh our pants off with her.
SethBlizzard 1 year ago 2
The dance on his grave part, was fucking epic! lol.
chris812125 1 year ago 7
"They don't tell you in the diet books that this food plan might make you SHIT YOUR PANTS!" Ahh geez that's a knee-slapper.
HouleyHooTheHippo 1 year ago 5
holiday....celebrate....*mumbles* IM GONNA SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!
XxOoglaceonoOxX 1 year ago
OMG!!! im laughin so hard i cant breath!!! my ass is so tight i made a dimond in there!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!
yaoifreak95 1 year ago 2
who died???
mvpc2323 1 year ago
@mvpc2323 they guy who came up with the Atkin's diet, the one where you can't eat any carbs, ESPECIALLY bread
TheSeraph74 1 year ago
This whole segment made me lol so hard! "I'm holding my ass so tight... I made a diamond in there... which was not my best friend" xD
omgworkpls 1 year ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Am I the only one who doesnt find this funny?
Lortagreb 1 year ago
@Lortagreb yes. yes you are.
strangeling354 1 year ago 4
@Lortagreb Yes. Yes you are.
UrpleSquirrel 8 months ago
Omg! I am laughing sooo hard! I am crying! Hahah!
RubyRoadkill 1 year ago
This reminds me, I have to go to the bathroom...
Treytupacfan 1 year ago 3
I am NEVER buying a used car....EVER
echelon435 1 year ago 8
The ultimate nightmare--to have to take a shit,and be stuck on the freeway/trapped in your car.Wow--
mrbrianmccarthy 1 year ago 2
I wish she was still like this in her shows. She's a little too political nowadays. Maybe she'll go back to this all-out hilarity.
I still love her though!
KyliesMCJ 1 year ago
This food plan might make you.....SHIT YOUR PANTS!
VioletRaynne 1 year ago 6
I can picture her sticking her head out of a sunroof, "EVERYBODY OUT DA WAY, I GOTTA SHIT!"
ArrMatie 1 year ago 8
Do you see the audience @ 6:49? They're exhausted from laughter! :)
Great job, Margaret!
disposableteenager 1 year ago 6
No, no, not gonna shit!
5/5
PixlPianta 1 year ago
lol im gonna shit right in my pants lol
networkse7en 1 year ago
Why does she try to talk like a black person? Its funnier when she talks normal.
fdragon21 1 year ago
"I didnt accept my body the way it was made, and I was paying for it... by sitting... in a POOL... of my own shit. Which was getting cold. -.-"
TheInnerSanctuary 2 years ago 11
I was eating an ice cream sandwich when she started talking about shit. Then I suddenly lost my appetite.
hoboeatscheese 2 years ago 15
and it caught me off gard
maybemaybenot160 2 years ago 22
You're funny as fuck!
frandaz 2 years ago 10
I shit my pants watching this.
Jennyfurusc 2 years ago 18
Excessive fibre from the persimmons... loosens bowels so much at ONE go that there's gonna be a lot of gunk to release...
Karliang 2 years ago 14
"which was getting cold"... LMAO :):):):)
acapellavox 2 years ago 14
this..was not funny
0dour 2 years ago
I kinda agree... this bit was unfunny. But on a whole Revolution was FANTASTIC!
Karliang 2 years ago
She's such a honey.. :>
Shufei 2 years ago 14
BEST! ASIAN! COMEDIAN! EVA!! XD XD XD
XxAkatsukiXx0 2 years ago 18
ROFLMAO!!! I am laughing so hard i can't breath....
This food plain might MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!
dustcloud36 2 years ago 12
I LOVE YOU MARGARET CHOOO!!!!!
KautiousKat 2 years ago 7
I can barely breath!!!!! Im laughing/having a heart attack/ suffocating from laughter!!!! This chick is crazy awesome!!!
ramses86 2 years ago 8
And I let out a little bit....
AND IT ALL CAME OUT!!! IT ALL -- I COULDN'T STOP IT!!! OH GOD, I WANNA STOP IT SO BAD, I COULD!!!! AAAaaaAAAAAAArrrrghhhhh!
ROFLMAO!!!
CVKent317 2 years ago 16
Too bad she didn't get pulled over right in the middle of it. Hello officer...
indicadave 2 years ago 17
"...Hello officer. You might tihnk this is shit on the windows, but it's not. It's just some smelly rotten cake."
"May I see your licence?"
"Oh, here. Don't mind that brown stuff on it. Here, I'll wipe it off... oops, missed a spot..."
Karliang 2 years ago 9
... Brix were shat?
AvelUnderWill 2 years ago 7
lmao... I am gonna shit RIGHT NOW!!!!!
MickQuick07 2 years ago 34
9:00 to 9:45 makes me want to cry... :(
elfielvr 2 years ago 10
I. Just. Shit. My. Pants. And. I. Am. Coming. Over! ROFLMAO...
prague17000 2 years ago 40
I CANT STOP LAUGHING! OMFGGGGG!
twilighter506 2 years ago 10
this food plan might make you SHIT YOUR PANTS
lmao
gotta love it
=]
Qtpie60 2 years ago 16
SHIT :-) this is SO FUNNY!!!!
Mistermuggz 2 years ago 4
girl yo not gon believe this,
I just shit in ma pants,
I'm COMING OVER!
*caffeine spill damage on white macbook
nitenangel 3 years ago 11
My brain is doing that post-laughter-breakdown pain thing.
LMAO....
Omg, I love The Cho!
SurfwaxMax 3 years ago 10
OMG, Love love Margaret Cho. So glad people take the time to add videos. Thanks!
Wryter1993 3 years ago 12
"and i realized, I AM GONNA SHIT. RIGHT NOW."
helloimnickk 3 years ago 21
did she just compare shitting your pants with a grievingprocess? XD
loeklovesnightwish 3 years ago 19
omg I think she did I didnt even notice at first
NightwishNick 3 years ago
hehe XD, i think she did. we saw shock denial, anger, compramise, depression,acceptance, all of it XD
loeklovesnightwish 3 years ago 14
and bargaining...
RMBAS12 3 years ago
shit and god jokes in one?!
omg. thats funny
psxixlovexyou9 3 years ago 6
i like her and i like shit jokes
but a 10 minute shit joke... not for me
riegirrl 3 years ago
I shall......I will.....indeed......
blackhawkpeterson 3 years ago 16
"Untill then i'll just trust that God works in mysterious ways!"
HAHAHA i love her so much!
MissStyk 3 years ago 16
what's with this masquerade?
DroictAugDiament 3 years ago 18
"I made a diamond in there.....and it was not my best friend!" LOL Hilarious!
MeliTej8581 3 years ago 39
LMFAO
I'm gonan shit myelf laughin
gypsyblak69 3 years ago 25
Holiday!
samirc 3 years ago 38
Celebrate!
Nymphelyn 3 years ago 32
I just shit mypants!! And I'm Comin Ova!!! LMFAO!
ADDijah 3 years ago 40
this food plan might make you SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!!
CaseyBob417 3 years ago 44
Princess Poopie Pants!
StarkistC 3 years ago 22
I've laughed harder during this tour than any other.
EniesLobby 3 years ago 28
" i am going to shit...RIGHT NOW!" HA HA HA
QueerSwede 3 years ago 156
@QueerSwede now your equal with the other highest comment person =)
matboy891 1 year ago
@QueerSwede now you're equal. lol
i let out a little bit.... (breath).....AND IT ALL CAME OUT!!!!
tealeafgreenbabe 3 years ago 45
shes fucking amazing
hilarytransvestite 3 years ago 114
PUSSY COME WITH FREE REFILLL!!!!!!
tipofmytongue1024 2 months ago
There was a point near the end where I could have stop it, but by then I was like..why bother... Live a little!!! HAHAHHAHAHA
Margaret Cho is the best comedian in the world.. Gotta luv her!!! Margaret 4ever <3
( I was sitting in a poole of my own shit...witch was getting cold!!!!)
cathrinebuhaug 4 months ago
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cathrinebuhaug 4 months ago
girl in audience "WHHAAAAATTTTT?!?!"
h3rsh5 5 months ago 5
Dyyyying. "I made a diamond in der'" hahaha.
BrocxMalaak 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Brutal, and yet soft child of the west....some would call liberal....I would just call her boring....
sixtiksix 6 months ago
@sixtiksix yet ur on here torturing urself silly
velvetlove47 5 months ago
Margaret: "I ate only persimmons for 6 months.. And-"
Random lady in the audience: "WHAAAAAAT?!"
xD
WhoaSnapItsAudrey 6 months ago 15
Omg while I was watching this I suddenly got diarreah and almost shit myself. >.<
xxxlayxlowxxx 6 months ago 2
not funny
Isreal4realz 6 months ago
someone in the audience at 0:50 is freakin' OUT
kiliksama 7 months ago 6
i am gay and i have always loved ms cho lol thanks sooo much VAMRIPIRE u r the best THE FUCKING BEST AND I MUST ADD SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!! HAHAHA U KNOW I WOULDENT GET THIS CHINK OF A HAIRCUT HAHAAHAH LOVE YA
MrJessy420 7 months ago
GET DOWN MARGARET!!!!
MaStormy 8 months ago
Can't breath I can't breath LOL
I gotta shit NOW!!
ryuureiyuu 8 months ago 2
She just could shit out of the window XD
DraskyVanderhoff 9 months ago
"I'm a Diamond in there" XD
DraskyVanderhoff 9 months ago 2
i love how she turns the whole shitting in the car episode into a theater monologue haha
MsTania66 10 months ago 10
The worst detail... "...which was getting cold." xD
That's a good moral! Rejecting your body type makes you shit your pants!
DinkyKeyChain 11 months ago 7
if you're on an fruit only diet, which is the stupidest thing I ever heard but whatev. you should probably wear depends at all times!
skatapoopy 1 year ago 9
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard
albertusj 1 year ago 4
IM GUNNA SHIT RIGHT NOW! i was crying and couldnt breathe! she is so amazing.
SHiKiFanGirl4eva 1 year ago
The ten dislikes are the stupid homophobes who thought this was a "How to look rebellious" make up tutorial.
Ellisaphant 1 year ago
10 people have shit their pants in their car.
WingyWonky00 1 year ago 6
Amazing woman. She takes what I can not even comprehend how humiliating it must feel, and makes us all laugh our pants off with her.
SethBlizzard 1 year ago 2
The dance on his grave part, was fucking epic! lol.
chris812125 1 year ago 7
"They don't tell you in the diet books that this food plan might make you SHIT YOUR PANTS!" Ahh geez that's a knee-slapper.
HouleyHooTheHippo 1 year ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
holiday....celebrate....*mumbles* IM GONNA SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!
XxOoglaceonoOxX 1 year ago
OMG!!! im laughin so hard i cant breath!!! my ass is so tight i made a dimond in there!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!
yaoifreak95 1 year ago 2
who died???
mvpc2323 1 year ago
@mvpc2323 they guy who came up with the Atkin's diet, the one where you can't eat any carbs, ESPECIALLY bread
TheSeraph74 1 year ago
This whole segment made me lol so hard! "I'm holding my ass so tight... I made a diamond in there... which was not my best friend" xD
omgworkpls 1 year ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Am I the only one who doesnt find this funny?
Lortagreb 1 year ago
@Lortagreb yes. yes you are.
strangeling354 1 year ago 4
@Lortagreb Yes. Yes you are.
UrpleSquirrel 8 months ago
Omg! I am laughing sooo hard! I am crying! Hahah!
RubyRoadkill 1 year ago
This reminds me, I have to go to the bathroom...
Treytupacfan 1 year ago 3
I am NEVER buying a used car....EVER
echelon435 1 year ago 8
The ultimate nightmare--to have to take a shit,and be stuck on the freeway/trapped in your car.Wow--
mrbrianmccarthy 1 year ago 2
I wish she was still like this in her shows. She's a little too political nowadays. Maybe she'll go back to this all-out hilarity.
I still love her though!
KyliesMCJ 1 year ago
This food plan might make you.....SHIT YOUR PANTS!
VioletRaynne 1 year ago 6
I can picture her sticking her head out of a sunroof, "EVERYBODY OUT DA WAY, I GOTTA SHIT!"
ArrMatie 1 year ago 8
Do you see the audience @ 6:49? They're exhausted from laughter! :)
Great job, Margaret!
disposableteenager 1 year ago 6
No, no, not gonna shit!
5/5
PixlPianta 1 year ago
lol im gonna shit right in my pants lol
networkse7en 1 year ago
Why does she try to talk like a black person? Its funnier when she talks normal.
fdragon21 1 year ago
"I didnt accept my body the way it was made, and I was paying for it... by sitting... in a POOL... of my own shit. Which was getting cold. -.-"
TheInnerSanctuary 2 years ago 11
I was eating an ice cream sandwich when she started talking about shit. Then I suddenly lost my appetite.
hoboeatscheese 2 years ago 15
and it caught me off gard
maybemaybenot160 2 years ago 22
You're funny as fuck!
frandaz 2 years ago 10
I shit my pants watching this.
Jennyfurusc 2 years ago 18
Excessive fibre from the persimmons... loosens bowels so much at ONE go that there's gonna be a lot of gunk to release...
Karliang 2 years ago 14
"which was getting cold"... LMAO :):):):)
acapellavox 2 years ago 14
This has been flagged as spam show
this..was not funny
0dour 2 years ago
I kinda agree... this bit was unfunny. But on a whole Revolution was FANTASTIC!
Karliang 2 years ago
She's such a honey.. :>
Shufei 2 years ago 14
BEST! ASIAN! COMEDIAN! EVA!! XD XD XD
XxAkatsukiXx0 2 years ago 18
ROFLMAO!!! I am laughing so hard i can't breath....
This food plain might MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!
dustcloud36 2 years ago 12
I LOVE YOU MARGARET CHOOO!!!!!
KautiousKat 2 years ago 7
I can barely breath!!!!! Im laughing/having a heart attack/ suffocating from laughter!!!! This chick is crazy awesome!!!
ramses86 2 years ago 8
And I let out a little bit....
AND IT ALL CAME OUT!!! IT ALL -- I COULDN'T STOP IT!!! OH GOD, I WANNA STOP IT SO BAD, I COULD!!!! AAAaaaAAAAAAArrrrghhhhh!
ROFLMAO!!!
CVKent317 2 years ago 16
Too bad she didn't get pulled over right in the middle of it. Hello officer...
indicadave 2 years ago 17
"...Hello officer. You might tihnk this is shit on the windows, but it's not. It's just some smelly rotten cake."
"May I see your licence?"
"Oh, here. Don't mind that brown stuff on it. Here, I'll wipe it off... oops, missed a spot..."
Karliang 2 years ago 9
... Brix were shat?
AvelUnderWill 2 years ago 7
lmao... I am gonna shit RIGHT NOW!!!!!
MickQuick07 2 years ago 34
9:00 to 9:45 makes me want to cry... :(
elfielvr 2 years ago 10
I. Just. Shit. My. Pants. And. I. Am. Coming. Over! ROFLMAO...
prague17000 2 years ago 40
I CANT STOP LAUGHING! OMFGGGGG!
twilighter506 2 years ago 10
this food plan might make you SHIT YOUR PANTS
lmao
gotta love it
=]
Qtpie60 2 years ago 16
SHIT :-) this is SO FUNNY!!!!
Mistermuggz 2 years ago 4
girl yo not gon believe this,
I just shit in ma pants,
I'm COMING OVER!
*caffeine spill damage on white macbook
nitenangel 3 years ago 11
My brain is doing that post-laughter-breakdown pain thing.
LMAO....
Omg, I love The Cho!
SurfwaxMax 3 years ago 10
OMG, Love love Margaret Cho. So glad people take the time to add videos. Thanks!
Wryter1993 3 years ago 12
"and i realized, I AM GONNA SHIT. RIGHT NOW."
helloimnickk 3 years ago 21
did she just compare shitting your pants with a grievingprocess? XD
loeklovesnightwish 3 years ago 19
omg I think she did I didnt even notice at first
NightwishNick 3 years ago
hehe XD, i think she did. we saw shock denial, anger, compramise, depression,acceptance, all of it XD
loeklovesnightwish 3 years ago 14
and bargaining...
RMBAS12 3 years ago
shit and god jokes in one?!
omg. thats funny
psxixlovexyou9 3 years ago 6
This comment has received too many negative votes show
i like her and i like shit jokes
but a 10 minute shit joke... not for me
riegirrl 3 years ago
I shall......I will.....indeed......
blackhawkpeterson 3 years ago 16
"Untill then i'll just trust that God works in mysterious ways!"
HAHAHA i love her so much!
MissStyk 3 years ago 16
what's with this masquerade?
DroictAugDiament 3 years ago 18
"I made a diamond in there.....and it was not my best friend!" LOL Hilarious!
MeliTej8581 3 years ago 39
LMFAO
I'm gonan shit myelf laughin
gypsyblak69 3 years ago 25
Holiday!
samirc 3 years ago 38
Celebrate!
Nymphelyn 3 years ago 32
I just shit mypants!! And I'm Comin Ova!!! LMFAO!
ADDijah 3 years ago 40
this food plan might make you SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!!
CaseyBob417 3 years ago 44
Princess Poopie Pants!
StarkistC 3 years ago 22
I've laughed harder during this tour than any other.
EniesLobby 3 years ago 28
" i am going to shit...RIGHT NOW!" HA HA HA
QueerSwede 3 years ago 156
@QueerSwede now your equal with the other highest comment person =)
matboy891 1 year ago
@QueerSwede now you're equal. lol
matboy891 1 year ago
i let out a little bit.... (breath).....AND IT ALL CAME OUT!!!!
tealeafgreenbabe 3 years ago 45
shes fucking amazing
hilarytransvestite 3 years ago 114