My friend and I do this thing called 'marking' and it's that little kkkt sound he makes during the first demo, so seeing it in a video made my week, pretty much.
Well.. the last one might come in handy after you've been trying to tie the damn tie for so long that you've developed a need to just off yourself and end the misery....
You love to touch yourself in front of a camera, don't you? I bet in two years, when you're internationally famous, there's going to be a scandal, including a camera and you wearing only a badly tied tie.
For next week's video, does it have to be my own faeces? I ask because I have quite a collection of other people's and would like to try using that to make the bird-feeder if possible.
this had me literally crying with laughter
minecraftllamanator 6 days ago
I'm still waiting for that bird feeder...
lupineawsome 1 week ago
this guy needs help
imabeast131 2 weeks ago
So hilarious, as always! But what was with the end? OMG!
NoxLiliana 2 weeks ago
calm down chris... its okay you can just google it :)
OrEoFrEnZy 3 weeks ago
YOUR A FAGGOT! BIATCH!
SuperMatchstickman 3 weeks ago
I can't wait to see that bird cage
SleepingPorcupine 3 weeks ago
oooh your such a tease but i love it
katenwho 3 weeks ago 4
did anyone else notice how it came up with put our text here???
SUPERRAFxxx 1 month ago
it's funny because the tie is from walmart
nostrangertoloveee 1 month ago
@nostrangertoloveee I doubt it considering we dont have a walmart in england
JadeEmilyAnkers 1 month ago 5
I'm so happy right now :)
strangesocks 2 months ago
maybe next time dude
SarahahaProduction 2 months ago
It's easier to say "what the ____" and easier to type "wt_" just saying but your so cute when your mad ( ;
justaskjae 3 months ago
The way you chuckle everytime you say "big end" or "little end" had me laughing so much
CourtFtw 4 months ago 18
At leastyou nearly had it thin mate!!
ReverandPigeon 4 months ago
@199july5 How sad.
zoemcfly 4 months ago
I mean, if you had red hair, then you'd look a little like Gerard Way from MCR.... but you make a good Justin Bieber too ;D lol
roughsimplicitya1 4 months ago 2
Tie's cause relationship problems. You learn something new everyday.
IndeedIAteTheCookies 5 months ago
@199july5 Time to stop posting
xRosieAnnx 5 months ago
My Favourite Part Is 0:00 To 3:24 :)
TIOPT3 5 months ago
@199july5 hahahahahahah for one im white ..
and two , punk ass ?
really ?
i havnt heard that phrase since i was about eleven .
you loser .
lolipop97 5 months ago
@lolipop97 Time to stop posting
xRosieAnnx 5 months ago
@199july5 You said this is gay, and I said hahah and your straight.
Still don't get it?
CherishManson 5 months ago
@199july5 It was sarcasm, IDIOT.
CherishManson 6 months ago
@199july5 get the fuck out .
lolipop97 6 months ago
doctor who for the win.
breanna1824 6 months ago
hahaha man alive these are funny!!!!
SavannahPhotographic 6 months ago
I think I'm in love with you.
baratas 6 months ago
My friend and I do this thing called 'marking' and it's that little kkkt sound he makes during the first demo, so seeing it in a video made my week, pretty much.
"Frustration levels rising!!!"
Last but not least DAMN he's so hot!
TicTacJoe134 7 months ago
@199july5 ahahaha, are you straight? What a fucking weirdo.. going outside his gender, you think that makes you badass>? It doesn't.
CherishManson 7 months ago
YOUR AS FUNNY AS YOU ARE HOT! KEEP MAKING VIDS
TJALEK2 7 months ago
Thumbs Up if this if any of this happened when you first ever tried using a tie (:
lordgrim99 7 months ago
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004licencetochill 8 months ago
you have beautiful hands.
spotsoftea 9 months ago in playlist Comedy 2 5
Ugh, double u tee eff.
3333three 10 months ago
HE'S SOOOOOOOO FIT
gotsickdetail 10 months ago
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You are the dumbest teen i've ever seen. Crap video.
tsoueid 11 months ago
@tsoueid go fuck yourself and he's like 27
cplexroro 11 months ago
what was that sound at 1:28???!
MrLolipopstick 11 months ago
way too much drama. Just tie the fucking....Oh it´s not even that good.
jakethedane 1 year ago
haha, "oh, WTF!' That part made me lol;)
SophieThomas100 1 year ago
that touching part made me horny 0_0
TheAkizo 1 year ago
MY CREYS. Why is this the funniest video I have seen of yours?!
moonlily27 1 year ago
I legit cannot stop laughing at 20 seconds left lol sorry my iPod shows time left
Chughes08 1 year ago
1k hahaha bet you did 3!
KyleRomansTC5 1 year ago
omg can't wait for bird feeder day!!!~
moccamex 1 year ago
nice crotch shot.
Jessicarae7 1 year ago
My favourite part was 3:13 to 3:17.
MCRmyXD 1 year ago 5
Fat end *Snort* little end *snort* lol
Dj9z 1 year ago 16
legit.
Jadesabre14 1 year ago
3:14 awesome...i mean nice tie (:
XxBFMV4EVERxX 1 year ago
hahahaha wtf..sooo random yet so fucking funny. ^_^
GDsbiggestfan 1 year ago
Ohhhhh, now I get it.
oywidapoodles 1 year ago
haha oh wow
jnm244 1 year ago
you look bronzed in the face, chris!
caithead 1 year ago
thrice XD
EnglishRoseyPink 1 year ago
@EnglishRoseyPink it's a word, why not?
MadOldPete 11 months ago
i love that you have a random annotation right in the middle of the video
YoungaBlood 1 year ago 3
OMG!!!! I CANT BREATHE!!! TO MUCH LAUGHTER!!!! BTW HOTT SHIRTLESSNESSS!!!!
HopieG8787 1 year ago
Shit
Ipad2425 1 year ago
You are international already. Imma paparazzi you !
EiliAndEllie 1 year ago
Ok then ... Haha
DeathThenZombie 1 year ago
lol half windsor.
magicbuskey 1 year ago
haha it happens like that all the time
when im sure i can tie a tie i success only in 10 tries
then i just keep the knot tied till next time ill need a tie lol :D
yuranival 1 year ago
3:14...hot lol
superlupp 1 year ago
Clip on? Or you could draw one onto your shirt.
RefusetoListen 1 year ago
You are a dirty man. Keep up the good work! :]
coppa997 1 year ago
I like how your giggle after saying 'end' LOL
NinkComPoop 1 year ago
Is thata a Georges tie I see?
ieatursocks 1 year ago
YES! Now that I know how to tie a tie, I can look legit like Crabstickz!! ;D
aleciahh 1 year ago
Good lookin tongue.
OpheliaIsAwesome 1 year ago
i enjoyed the bit where you were rubbing your crotch :D <3
Lightscameraashlee 1 year ago 5
is that the doll from bad doctor. in the background
RandomMisterGuy 1 year ago
Care to explain what was going on at around 3:15 ???
randomgirl22695 1 year ago 7
@randomgirl22695 you know what happening! You told me to film that in that personal email you sent me!!
crabstickz2 1 year ago 25
@crabstickz2 you promised to keep it a secret!!! this is a breach of contract.....
i'm afraid i'll have to send someone to...ahem...take care of things...
just remember 'crabstickz' you have to go to sleep tonight...
randomgirl22695 1 year ago
oh dear...lol
heartfantasynhorror 1 year ago 20
@heartfantasynhorror oh antelope
crabstickz2 1 year ago 104
Your snickering madez me giggle.
cubhicbu 1 year ago
Take the fat end.. -chuckle- Lmao.
crisscrossapplesauc 1 year ago
owned.
kiwifruit138 1 year ago
LOL! I love that the effing tie with gray and black make him legit and somehow that messed up the wedding and caused them to break up.
MaskedGurl 1 year ago
I cussing love you.
brjspatd 1 year ago 25
@brjspatd HEY! No cussing!!! Especially no cussng by saying cussing so it looks like you didn't cuss!!!
Bastard.
crabstickz2 1 year ago 97
@crabstickz2 But you said, "Fuck!" Which counts as cussing, I do believe.
moneyquickeasy 1 year ago
What kind of man can't tie a tie? No man at all!
robotentity 1 year ago
you look like the singer of There For Tomorrow...haaa
DearJoselyne 1 year ago 32
@DearJoselyne Not Justin Bieber?
crabstickz2 1 year ago 62
@crabstickz2 nahh,you look better than him:D
DearJoselyne 1 year ago
@DearJoselyne OMG. i thought i was the only one who thought that! <33
thunderflashradio 1 year ago
for the beard of father time; WILL YOU MARRY ME.
alexRme 1 year ago
was the point of this video to show us your mad exercise skills? It worked. haha
xxenvyxx42 1 year ago
oh my god. So funny
JoyKathleeen 1 year ago
LOL! My mum walked in when you were touching yourself at the end and was like 'What the hell are you watching!' D:
HayleeLouise8l 1 year ago
how did he f-up the wedding? lol by looking legit? i think so :)
Gigitichirulez 1 year ago
nice little enter text thingo :)))) ahah
sPaZuM182 1 year ago
You're turning into Daxflame
Ape65 1 year ago
HAHA is it sad that I spotted that your tie was from GEORGE and found it hilarious? Haaaa I love your videos.
stfugtfofgt 1 year ago
I LOVED how you hung yourself at the end!!!! This was KING!!!!!!
SaraESainsbury 1 year ago
Enter text here: 2:53- Manly chest.
Bkingmeaty 1 year ago
I LOVE HOW YOU LAUGH AT END.
And I love how you say "W. T. F."
Oh bless.
Starryish 1 year ago 2
i lold xD
BillieJean4all 1 year ago
rofl
TheNails3 1 year ago
And thats why they have clip-on ties....you probably should buy one
Jennalovesrainbows 1 year ago
HAHAH U CANT TIE A TIE LOL like me
TheWWEROCKS1 1 year ago
i love crabstickz tutorials. did i say love? i meant LOVE.
pineappleboyfilms 1 year ago
I think someone got their mum to tie their tie didn't they :P
JamEzcb 1 year ago
I shall now call you the Tie-Licker.
angelicMisha 1 year ago
you've got serious skillz!
zomgzombiezz 1 year ago
You are too funny!!! :)
CaitlinEnjoyOnline92 1 year ago
love u crabstickz xD
daisypoojo100 1 year ago
that was funny!
sfoyoung88 1 year ago
you put the lime in the coke you nut, shake it all up X3.
monket320o 1 year ago
lolz :')
ClaireAndTheRandomn 1 year ago
Come on, Man. Tying a tie is easy.
CrabbyMacBook 1 year ago
don't lick the end. you'll get spots!
j0ames 1 year ago
hahaha the most funny thing i ever seen !!
wtrocks2 1 year ago
Maybe you should invest in some clip-ons... :D
ks4isu 1 year ago
I am impressed.
revengexbiscuits 1 year ago
wow 1k impressive
karleebrook 1 year ago
the end was the best part! xD
watercrymoon 1 year ago 2
yum.
simisanti 1 year ago
oooh i just wet my panties.
Maryangel24 1 year ago
soft porn! woot! x'D
DorkyPPoi 1 year ago 2
getting a little hot and saucy are we?
Qwexii 1 year ago 2
lol! You are too funny!
OLDS98 1 year ago
i have that same cabinet from ikea.
lordfumblesquid 1 year ago
Well.. the last one might come in handy after you've been trying to tie the damn tie for so long that you've developed a need to just off yourself and end the misery....
RaRaBillKaulitz 1 year ago
Haha I love the crotch rubbing, so random!!
samiygirl 1 year ago
Where's my lime coke?
BigethAleth 1 year ago
I like your sexy tongue.
rhiannonclough 1 year ago 2
you should touch yourself more often.
NapoleansNightmare 1 year ago 3
And I really thought I would learn something :(
thumpquitas 1 year ago
sexy shoulders and collar bones :3
AmazingRiRi 1 year ago 4
you...touched yourself.
:)
HorrORFan31191 1 year ago 2
I'm afraid John Green did a better job...
judithlebreuilly 1 year ago
You love to touch yourself in front of a camera, don't you? I bet in two years, when you're internationally famous, there's going to be a scandal, including a camera and you wearing only a badly tied tie.
heutenichtundso 1 year ago 72
I'm loving these old vids, they were awesome
EatWithAlex 1 year ago
To much feces in your videos. Get rid of them, or.. or I'll write with weird Russian letters!
ZedHarper 1 year ago
love the ending! I want to make a bird feeder!
egiap03 1 year ago
The knot looked like a statue at one point :D
sliza 1 year ago
3:14 I just came.
vickiarmstrong95 1 year ago 3
hehehe x
wehazskillz 1 year ago
lol it kinda turned me on a little when you licked the tie
FiveStarsPerShoulder 1 year ago
come on you can do more sit ups than that...weak.
martianwho 1 year ago 2
bloody hilarious- your like my perfect boyfriend:') how old are you?
ellencradd 1 year ago
I'm on my iPhone and I still have five star rating, no thumbs up for you but I'll give you four and a half stars
MsHannahPotter 1 year ago
Brilliant. This channel is gunning for the 1st channel now xD
CheekTV 1 year ago
LOL 2:39
NinjaOutfitInTheWash 1 year ago
Enter your text here...lol
Penis shot? Nooooooooo! There goes my innocence :-(
DriftingFeather 1 year ago
crabstickz you haz some serious skillz...
MadeleineJK 1 year ago
I gave this video a thumbs up mainly because of that excellent junk grab.
KaterinaStevonava 1 year ago 5
3:14 ... lol... wut?... ><
notquiteaprincess 1 year ago
I can tie a tie better than that with my eyes closed. Just saying.
Raaaaarrrrrgggggh 1 year ago
I havn't laughed out loud at a video in a while, but I was practically crying with laughter from this one :D
Favourited :)
Trohmania02 1 year ago
Yay topless! Hmm, I never tried licking it, thanks.
monkola 1 year ago
I'll never be stuck with a poorly tied...tie again! Thanks Chris!
SomePoorSap 1 year ago
is your tie from asda? :$
these videos are hilarious
BrittanyOfficial1 1 year ago
thanks for the tutorial!
Finally know how to tie those things
wingsoffireboi 1 year ago
marriage, I think this is necisary between us
DanceActDance 1 year ago
d'ya know why?
cause I FUCKED THAT WEDDING UP! lmao.
Chris youre a beast
Remzify 1 year ago
haha the licking the end part is essential
hellotwat 1 year ago
Nothing is awesomer then drinking from a can with a straw
Gotta love you Chris :D
tttemma 1 year ago
Brilliant. I practically had a sympathy panic attack as you struggled with that tie.
johnetie 1 year ago
you should have like a million subscribers :D youre amazing. and you definetely haz skillz ^^
pascalh94 1 year ago
I don't understand how you aren't famous.
canary1008 1 year ago 3
Crabstickz is a man
LeParkourLegende 1 year ago
loooool ><
IdoloR 1 year ago
lol
pcgamerguy1234 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha comb
claire118118 1 year ago
Have you ever done more situps than that? You must be quite muscular.
freakiscool 1 year ago
"then, you wanna lick the end"
ROFL man ur class haha xD
penutanimal 1 year ago
omg hilarious
DLcomedy 1 year ago
For next week's video, does it have to be my own faeces? I ask because I have quite a collection of other people's and would like to try using that to make the bird-feeder if possible.
DFineNormal 1 year ago 6
O.o
gem042 1 year ago