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  • DOUBLE FARTS.

  • Two people have broken boats with champagne bottles before.

  • "The flying WASP" lmao, oh my god, I never caught that before!

    Ted Knight.. I can't even say the name without grinning!

  • Get some glue!

  • I remember during the 2004 election, I would always laugh when John Kerry spoke because he sounded exactly like Judge Smails XD

  • Well Don’t Just Stand There! Get Some Glue!!

    

  • love this movie... and im 15...

  • "Oh, this is the worst looking hat I ever saw. I bet if you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though!" *turns and makes awesome face*

  • 2 ppl have no sense of humor

  • I think I've finally decided after all these years that this is my single favorite scene from the movie...but then there's Rodney's one-liners at the dinner party, and also the clubhouse...and the dance ensemble in the pool...and, "You were in the war?" "Uh, no. [limps] Homo." Never mind!

  • 2 people's shorts are too tight in the seat.

  • okay Pookie do the honors...................

  • Spaulding get your foot off the boat!

  • me and my boyfriend was the first movie we saw and it is so damn funny hey white where you hat

  • R.I.P. Ted Knight... I was 8 when this movie came out :)

  • "I want a hot dog, no a hamburger, no a cheeseburger..." - Spaulding

    "You'll get nothing and like it!" - Smails

  • Spaldinggetyourfootofftheboat!­

  • "Don't just stand there get some glue". LMAO

  • What a great and funny line in a movie a comedy classic that will never lose it's humor. R.I.P. Ted Knight.

  • I wonder if anyone has ever performed a stage version of Caddyshack -- so many great lines and opportunities for great performances.

  • See you on board, Senator!

  • Funny stuff.

  • dont just stand there spaulding get some glue!

  • just saw this on comedy central? :o

    

  • Poor Spaulding......

  • Ted, you're better off anchoring the news at WJM Channel 12.

  • Why, my nephew Spaulding and I are regular pals!

  • Don't just stand there!....GET SOME GLUE!!!!!!!!

  • The most underrated line of the movie happens just after the part of the boat gets knocked off, "Well don't just stand there! Go get some glue!" -Judge Smales

  • You'll get nothing, and like it!!!

  • its easy to griiiiiiiin when your ship sales innnnnnnnnnn...lol

  • i still dont really get the punchline..."shorts aren't to tight in the seat" so, does that mean you've got a boner?

  • @noidea26 No not that you have a boner. Its like when you get a wedgie or your underwear get bunched up in your crotch when you are sitting.

  • Hey! You schratched my anchor!!

  • ..."This is good shit, I got it from a Negro"...Spalding, on the quality of his weed.

  • did you here the one about the jew, the catholic and the colored boy who went to heaven?

  • 50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.

  • @kevrachel1 50 bucks more says he eats it.

  • @DoYouSeeWhy Don't do it kid, Don't do it..........ahhhhhhhhh

  • that boat is a joke

  • DOUBLE TURDS!!!!!

  • lmao at how casually spaulding puts his foot on and off the boat

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  • ok pookie!

  • I'll give ya Asthma!

  • Well, don't just stand there, get some glue!

  • It was a great comedic cast, Chase, Murray, Dangerfield, but Ted Knight stole the show. "you'll get nothing and like it" is my fav line of his, I use it on my kids all the time

  • ha 0:37

    She tore up his boat. Look @ his face

  • ROFL 0:07

  • The look on Ted Knight's face when the bow broke is beyond priceless...:)

  • "I christen thee,the flying wasp",hilarious!

  • Ted Night's laugh in this movie is classic!!

  • Don't just stand there get some glue!

  • @mmcclain66613  ahahahhahahahahahhaha Iove that.

  • Ted Knight is absolutely genius in this movie. He owned Caddyshack. God bless Judge Smails.

  • @Will6719 Unfortunately, 20 minutes was cut from the International version by the US distributors, because they wanted to emphasis Bill Murrays role in the film. It is a pity they thought Ted Knight and the others were the lesser roles.

  • One of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life. When I'm down, I just pop it in and instant laughter and happiness.

  • Spaulding get your foot off the boat!!! haha that's the funniest thing.

  • I hate golf like anal herpes! However,caddyshack is THE SH^T!!!! GREAT MOVIE!!!!

  • 0:26 "aha, aha, ahahaha"

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  • ted knight... comic genius

  • okay Pookey...

  • I like how his Grandfather never appreciated him spending time at the club. Spaulding was a freeloader and we never met his parents; he was send there for the summer just like Lacey Underall.

    Rodney asked "You live alone?" to her and she shook her head.

  • Possibly my favorite line in the whole movie, crack up every time I hear it XD

  • Classic!

    "Get your foot off the boat!!"

  • Spaulding what did I tell you about your lanquage? Sorry Grandpa, I forgot

  • Ya cut his achilles tendon. He'll push everything off to the left. He'll give up the game!

  • and you got the stock market beat....lol

  • Soooo F'n hillarious :) Aw tanks fur nuthin !

  • HAHAHA awesome!

  • how great is that laugh!

  • @lilylovedbythree he morphed into ted baxter right before our eyes,,,,a great laugh!!!

  • Don't just stand there, get some glue!

  • Anyone for a free bowl of soup?

  • Ted Knight was a brilliant comedic actor!

  • Do you remember the name of the show he was on with the girls? I was just a kid.

  • "Too Close For Comfort"

  • Yep that's the one!! Thank you.

  • epic fail 0:37

  • LOL flyers22.... how bout.. RATFARTS!!! (Bishop) DOODEE!! and when Spauling tees off on the first hole???? TURDS.. What a Gas, this movie is sure full of shit!! bwhahaha!! :) Love it

  • Spaulding MUST get his foot off of the boat. And for the record, it is not DOUBLE TURDS, that would be DOUBLE FARTS. Please when quoting Caddyshack diction, be correct. Anything else would be uncivilized.

  • Umm..it is "Double TURDS"

  • "Are you my pal?"

  • "I almost got head from amelia earhart"

  • "I've sent men younger than you to the gas chamber. I didn't want to, but I felt I owed it to them."

  • Okay Pookie, do the honors. HAHAHAH

  • Is that Pete Carroll's son?

  • hey whitey wheres your hat

  • How about a Fresca?

  • Did ya notice how Judge is always rough on Danny in the movie physically, when it should be just a pat on the shoulder, he about beats the crap outta him?? :) too funny

  • That never gets old.

  • TERDS! ......... DOUBLE TERDS!

  • AHAHAHA Spaulding is funny.

  • dud that old man is freakin hillarious....

  • OH PORTERHOUSE! Look at the wax buildup on those shoes! I want that wax stripped off of there. I want them cleaned and buffed with a fine shammy. CHOP! CHOP!

  • @quinn2469 Colored boy? Why you son of a bitch I'll give you a colored boy.

  • @quinn2469 its spelled like chamois, not shammy...but sounds like that though...

  • @quinn2469 COLORED BOY! I'll show you colored boy *grinding of shoe*

  • @quinn2469 COLORED BOY! Why you son of a bitch, ill fix you mutruiserhgiourehiouthureishgi­oureht

  • what was the name of the boat?

  • The Flying WASP.

  • I've seen this movie at least 75 times and every time i notice something different and totally brilliant. f-ing incredible

  • dude same here

  • I want a hamburger, no a cheese burger......I want a hot dog , I want a milk shake.........I'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!

  • Spalding get your foot off the boat!

  • @christy4481 hence the name of the title

  • @QualityHaloVids lol i know

  • i love this movie

  • Make sure Smails doesn't scratch your anchor with his boat.

  • hmmmm?! hmmmm?!

  • ...A man worth while is a man that can smile, when his shorts arent too tight in the seat! bwhahahahahaha!!!

  • YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!

  • hahahahah

  • How 'bout a Fresca!?

  • Spauling is a fuckn clown

  • a man worth while, is a man who can smile...

    ted knights laugh is hilarious!

  • "Don't just stand there - Go get some glue!"

    "Hey! My Buddy"....

    The screenplay for this movie is premanantly burned into my brain. I know all the dialog, scene for scene. Brilliant movie from a bunch of funny people, in front and behind the cameras.

  • Hey move over, Swanson! I'm driving!

  • "Hey Moose, Rocko! Help the judge find his checkbook huh?"

    "What's with the pictures Wang, it's a parking lot will ya!"

    I could go on and on, Harold Ramis and cohorts are genius.

  • Obama's VP joe Biden reading a poem!!!

  • Pookie, do the honors

  • Mrs. Smales is hot.

  • I'd luffa her stretch-marks anytime!

  • Spauling gets the best pot from a negro.

  • They cut off before the best part.  Ted Knights next line is

    "Don't just stand there, GET SOME GLUE!"

  • Spaulding, get your foot of the boat!

    LOL

  • excellent

  • Hey! You scratched my anchor!

  • the flying wasp.

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