Iris business card and greeting card aperture mechanism

[IdoneitaFreak]

I want the aperture one

[ChicaWolverina]

I loved the one for Portal's Aperture Labs! The Cake Is A Lie!

[joolte]

I was waiting for him to pull out an example of goatse.

[raffypasalo]

the cake is a lie!

[Siska0Robert]

"Are those business cards, or passports to the better future?"

"These are business cards..."

"Oh, nice!"

[AngelBiLove]

Those are not cards.

Those ar ephotos.

We sell them too.

[jaimeduvallmusic]

Cave Johnson here. I had the boys in the lab whip up these new Aperture Science business cards. Be careful with 'em, they can take off a finger! But we had to use that razor edged titanium foil somewhere. Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[clide8]

@jaimeduvallmusic Haha I like that. Mind if I use it if I make a metal version?

[jaimeduvallmusic]

@clide8 Ha! Sure, by all means, please do!

[darksheep666BR]

Dont show Pat Bateman this.

[fruitflyproductions]

wow, and i came back to watch it again and noticed there's actually a template download link for people to do it themselves. i, love, you. if i had the money i would buy a thousand of these off you just to say my thanks.

[marylu22]

This is brilliant, you are so very clever!

[fruitflyproductions]

omfg this is THE COOLEST FUCKING BUSINESS CARD IDEA I HAVE EVER SEEN

and i have looked at thouuuuuuuuuuusands of designs

[Toumba]

Take my Money

[SMARTDOORJAMB]

Check out this new product to protect your front door from being kicked open when home or when you leave, it's called the smartdoorjamb

[robr52b]

Sweet ideas.

[pmpkng]

LMAO portable gloryholes!!!!!

[djdogjuam]

1:10 is great, its like immortalising the moment the baby popped out. If you could make the card audible and have a woman screaming as you open the middle, this would be great!

[CreeperGriefer]

Draw goatse on it.

[autophile06]

Looks like someone got his finger stuck in the poorly-designed pliers :(

[clide8]

@autophile06 Yep, that is exactly what happened.

[TheSuperFungus]

@clide8 I've done that, paaaaaain, much paaaain

[Styrmirr]

he got finger cancer

[TheLeunamiam]

YEAH

!

[Hyuni4Ever]

looks like some strange penis guillotine

[daniglue]

How many of you are thinking to insert the penis inside that thing?

[bassdemon16]

INB4 Goatse.

[TheDSofTime]

Aperture Science ftw

[smokerdaniel]

Iris is a lie!

[TheGreatCombination]

My God, it even has a glory hole!

[15x1111]

patrick bateman eat your heart out

[ManiacalLyricist]

MATT JAMES BITCH!

[TheBobbyLean]

Cool  but pointless

[mikeortiz221]

The greeting card size looks cool, but the business card is completely in-practical.

[broo234]

This is awesome, I'd buy some.

[Javelen]

Neat

[Onlooker117]

I'd love to buy some of these. Now. Because I am trying to sell myself as a photographer. And I love these. And you.

[TheNeonpeon]

I can see a stylish Rabi performing circumcisions with these...

[bambi005]

Dick in a b......Card :D

[Idiotcookbook]

So awesome!

[Vilena117]

I hope you make money from this somehow.

[koaffee1]

Anyone else want to put their penis in there?

[Dman40000]

youre going places man keep it up

[DeadSerious100]

Wow - super good idea, you gots the talent sir.

[acid999]

you sir are a genius and a scholar please take my money

[MrRosstheboss39]

awesome work man, those look great!

[MASSAGEOFMIND2]

GOD Like! Amazing job bro

[Obojangles93]

Luck bro

[Obojangles93]

This is really cool. I think this could sell really well. Good

[aphexmandelbrot]

This was awesome until I saw the birth announcement cards for a baby with my same name due when I was due.

This is going to get all Highlander really fast, I fear.

[playonwords55]

amazing

[noonabomber]

U GOT SOME INK ON UR FINGER BRO

LOOKS GOOD

[PacmanUnlimitedJ77]

My name's Cave Johnson, here's my card.

[badjer1785]

but wuts the point?

[jpjrdorion]

@badjer1785 It's interactive. People tend to like when there's interactivity withing objects they already know, such as 3D cards.

[nazguel3536]

@badjer1785 What's the point of cars when we have horses?

[sdflksdfkfh]

Looks incredibly sloppy and retarded.

[Qber4life]

I'd like a goatse version of this.

[LowSociety]

@Qber4life Are you possibly from the Internet?

[Qber4life]

@LowSociety Duh. How else would I have watched this video dipshit?

[L33TBEANS]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[MisterBreezer]

That's actually pretty cool/ Little things like that make a massive difference.

[mureedahmad]

FAKE!!!

Sorry - I know they're not... I'm gonna try making these at home tomorrow :P It must not have been easy, but hey - kudos to your kreativity... :P

[Oblivious]

Awesome!

[MrEM4N]

Very cool