Fags will burn in hell God calls it a perversion end of story there's no way around it! Pedophiles will also call people who say their feelings arnt natural bigots as well. FAGS ARE WORTHY OF DEATH! Read Leviticus 20:13
Why is being gay a respected preposition,since "it doesn't harm anyone", while being a homophobe is viewed as an attrocity against humankind nowdays when it doesn't harm anyone either?
@DINDRAGON Well, hate isnt a pretty side of the coin. But I do believe that antigay people have a right to their opinion. What they dont have the right to do is take away my equal rights. That DOES harm ppl. It also harms ppl when they spread lies in an attempt to win their argument & the way they make kids feel about themselves, leading to many suicides.
I think it's particularly sad how much energy & money is spent to deny rights instead of helping people--what Jesus actually cared about.
I'll stick with eating puntang myself.... Your case was STRONG. Your going to piss off some gay people...Yep! I loved your stats. Was never gay myself but LOVED the ladies and had my share over the years....BUT God didnt care for that either...so I had to change my ways as well.
@TheLeviticus2013 Actually, everything under the sun is natural. Its ironc that you use the word unnatural as if its a bad thing, since God himself is unnatural.
You forgot to mention gay rights opening the door to marrying your dog... YOUR DOG!!
That one always cracks me up. I get mental images of one person's groom being a dog, and the next person's bride being a cat, and the groom chasing after the next person's bride, and raising hell in the chapel XD
@zephranna01 you know zeprawhatever... you`re crying of futileness gives me a little, pitiful smirk.
Now just imagine, when the "revolution comes" & you should shoot all these "homoshits" of the entire world, there will be another crop of "homoshits" born within hours. Is`nt that amazing how nature works, hmm? ;)
@ZoMbIxOxO How would you know whether someone you met was gay or not? If you met me or other normal gay guys (aka "straight-acting gay guys"), you wouldn't know we were gay unless we told you.
Do you only think the minority group of camp guys and "gay community" types are gay? They are a fraction of us and, unlike what the media will have you believe, are not representative of most gay people in society.
Also, are you talking about sexual identity, sexual behaviour, or underlying orientation?
@CrypticalK Oh I meant like actually knowing... I was talking about my school actually... In all my years I've only known of 2 gay guys and 2 gay girls... You think in my grade there would be more out of the large population out. (my school is very accepting, the girls/guys that are out are if anything more popular than straight kids).
Great video! Brother Barker tells it like it is :-) It's great to face the homophobes with their own idiotic arguments. Being Gays is not a choice and no sin!
Hahaha! I just had a debate (more of a verbal fight) with a bigot exactly like that. She presented the same exact arguments. Daaamn people can be ignorant!
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As a gay man I have to say a lot of the points made, even though you were being sarcastic are actually true.
Obsession with youth and bodies, including many men I knew going after borderline teenagers 15/16 byrs old and the miserable life of sex addiction, drink n drugs, no real love, superficial friendships, incurable dangerous diseases like herpes, warts & HIV and all the other diseases(not politically correct to mention them I know) Have to say most the accusations made are true.
Are you talking about yourself? Because, as a gay man you cannot speak for me. IF all gay men wanted teen boys why are so many gay men chasing around Bears? Why is HIV spreading among straights? Okay, so you need to speak for yourself and not others.
I agree with travieso, speak for yourself... I doubt you have carried out meticulous scientific studies on homosexuals. You may have loads of issues but that doesnt mean they all do.
I can't tell if this is a joke or not - If it is, I have never found something more funny in all of my life - if it isn't, then I'm glad the protestants split from the catholics, because I don't have to deal with this bs.
lol, 2:40 reminded me of Carries mother in the film of the same name, *i smelt the dirty roadhouse whisky on his breath and i wanted him, i wanted him!!*
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Believe what you wish, Jerby. The problem is, you're posting videos saying that the bible is wrong, and God approves of homosexuality. Just as the people try to teach that divorce is ok. Malachi makes quite clear that God hates divorce too. People who divorce and don't repent are headed for hell too. But you don't see them posting videos like yours, do you?
But people are allowed to get divorced. When I have equal civil rights in this country, I won't be making quite as many political videos.
And, I agree that people get divorced way too much for silly reasons. And that is the sanctity of marriage is so important, Christians would worry way more about divorce and abuse than gays.
What is the issue with divorce? My dad cheated on my mom for 9+ years. She never divorced my dad but if she did I'd understand. feeling obligated to stay with your abusive partner for the rest of your life simply because you weren't a good enough judge of character before you said "I do" isn't love. I'm fairly certain that's the very definition of absurd.
Don't worry, you won't be screaming alone in that lake of lava. All the people who said to themselves "I don't care what the Bible says, I want to do this" will be there with you, if they don't repent. That will probably be 95% of all who ever lived. They love their sin too much to give it up. Which is why Jesus said the road to destruction was wide and easy and most will go down it, and few would ever find the narrow path to salvation. Why few? Because few are willing to say "God, I was wrong"
Wow. You really can't respond when logic is thrown at you?
Hey--you are allowed to believe what you please. But I believe that God IS intelligent, logical, just, fair, loving, etc. And I think He's gonna tell you just how messed up His word got when you meet Him.
And, like it or not, He's gonna tell you that He loves his gay children just as much as His straight children just as they are. :)
But, you know, we have tons of different Christian denominations for the very similar fact that they don't all agree on what the Bible says about various issues. And one of those issues that different denominations disagree on is homosexuality.
So, I think you will find much more peace when you realize that not all Christians agree on everything--there's no way any of us will know for certain who's right on which topic. So, we just need to respect other people's right to believe what they please.
There are so many denominations because each wants to say THEIR favorite part is more important. Every last word of the Word of God is important. I have peace, I just hate to see people misled by "logic" when Christ wants us to simply believe by faith.
While you're rewriting the Bible to make it okay to be Gay in God's eyes, why don't you go ahead and change it so that YOU took Jesus' place on the cross? By trying to change His Word to suit YOU, you are trying to put yourself in Place. By the way, doesn't matter what little dimwits buy into your "gay-friendly" theology, the only opinion you should care about is God's, and you rewriting it to better suit you is NOT GOING TO CHANGE what He said, nor the consequences you will suffer.
I didn't rewrite the Bible. The people who translated it and updated the English did. The word homosexual wasn't even created until the 20th Century.
Jesus never even spoke about the issue. It obviously wasn't a big deal to Him. Why is it such a big deal to you? Why don't you put this energy into helping the poor and sick like He did?
I am helping the poor and sick. When you're in a lake of lava up to your ears, could you be any poorer, or less healthy? What other parts of the Bible don't you believe? BTW Jesus did mention Homosexuals...who do you think said that verse in Leviticus? Jesus IS God.
Why is it called LEVITICUS? Because it was the policies for the LEVITES, who are the servants of the church. You're trying to win a case on circular logic. "God says don't be gay, but he also says don't eat shrimp"
God wants you in heaven. If you don't want to be in heaven, then refuse to repent of your sins. It's your choice, rewriting the bible is not going to change the end result.
Well--should we not eat shrimp? Should we not wear fabrics made of more than one fiber? Should we not play with a football or eat pork? Should we kill our children if they talk back to us? I'm asking you.
You can't quote Leviticus at me if you aren't going to quote ALL of Leviticus at me.
So this little comedy act of your's changes....what? Christ said that the Generation that saw the return of the Jews to Israel would see His return...guess what? That is this generation, and it's almost gone. You'll get to tell Him He's unfair to His face, that what you want to do should be allowed because you like it...and His reasons for calling it an Abomination don't matter....
Damn!! We good bigots need to get control on what that 1.5% are doing to our society... that 1.5% is a BIG ISSUE>. 1.5% is the BIGGEST ISSUE of our times... BIGGER THAN GOING TO WAR OVER FALSE INFORMATION AND KILLING THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN...
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You fuckin gay bastard. If your not gay then why bother makin a video like that you dick munchin arse lickin faggot mothafucka. You need serious help, you horrible fuckin paedophile
amazing totally amazing! i didnt think u were serious at first. you are right on track. keep preaching. great medium too use the net use youtube. are greatest weakness becomes are greatest strength when the Lord restores us. amazing.
"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." (Matthew 19:12)
The Greek word eu-nu-chos means: a homosexual... translated from the Greek scriptures into English as eunuch.
Jesus speaking and he points out, "He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
People who say the speaker is GAY are hypocrites. The man speaks exactly like the evangelical speakers, who insist that being gay is a choice. By speaking in this way, he declares to have CHOSEN to be straight. - This is an EXCELLENT satire, because here is an obviously gay man who uses all of the stereotypes and the self-righteous rhetoric of people who insist being gay is a choice. They know better, but they just won't ever admit it. - You are what you are (sexually), but bigotry is a CHOICE!
take it from someone who knows you are born gay and i do not take part in any debarched(sp?) lifestyle. i just have a girlfriend and thats it,nothing more nothing less.
child molesters have all types of sexual preferences they are sick and have nothing to with a sexual preference.i do not condon pediphilia,beastiality or necrophilia because i find it disgusting and wrong!the westboro baptist churh are the biggest bunch of shit stirrers on the face of this earthi dont get how you can be ex-gay?
King was a man of his time who, like almost all other heterosexuals, relied on the latest "scientific" advancements. There are lots of famous people who have made an about face after the medical organizations removed homosexuality from their lists of illnesses. (Betty Freidan, Norman Mailer, Ashley Montagu, Mort Sahl, etc). Bear in mind that Coretta lent her full support for gay rights, as does Kings compatriots, Jesse Jackson and Harry Belafonte.
I have immense respect for MLK, Jr. But I would have to adamantly disagree with him if he really said that. (You can disagree with someone and still have great respect for them).
It has been proven decades ago that homosexuality is in no way a mental illness.
It's interesting to note that his widow was no enemy to gays, making comparisons between homophobia and racism.
Calling you a bigot against Christians is psychological projection at its worst. If you don't know what that is, there is an entry for it in Wikipedia.
You realize, of course, that by your own words you'll go to hell? The way I see it religion doesn't offer much in the way of tolerance. In addition, facts are based on statistics, so just because you had a shitty life doesn't mean other people have one.
The bible? U can easily believe the bible is this or that, and yet do not have a living contact with your God. You know not his voice or his will, yet u can smugly come in here and play act christianity. How amazing that christians can talk of being born again, and yet do not know his voice. The bible is not his voice or a substitute thereoff
S.K.E.L.E.T.O.N.S. I.N. T.H.E. C.L.O.S.E.T. = "Sodomites Kafkaesque Eroticism Leads Eventually To Obvious New Shut-Ins Needing To Hide Effects: 'Closets' Left Once Store Emaciating Troglodytes"
*one definition of "troglodyte" is a "hermit".
P.S. mocking God cannot countervail against the effects of incurable disease and death. Lying to yourself will only redound to a disease-ridden life. Jesus is alive and is, by dint of my message, reaching out to someone reading this. Call on his name....
thank you, for this. I am a straight, 14 year old girl, and instead of not understanding homosexuality, i'm dumbfounded about descrimination. Ignorance is so common it's repulsive.
Fags will burn in hell God calls it a perversion end of story there's no way around it! Pedophiles will also call people who say their feelings arnt natural bigots as well. FAGS ARE WORTHY OF DEATH! Read Leviticus 20:13
joshmyra19 1 week ago
You are awesome. Whenever I need a smile upon my face I always look up your videos. Keep up the good work sir
anarchistdragon 3 weeks ago
@anarchistdragon Thank you!! You are so sweet! :)
JerbyVids 2 weeks ago
@JerbyVids ^_^ thank you
anarchistdragon 1 week ago
Excellent piece of satire.
ChocolateTheif 1 month ago
@ChocolateTheif Thank you!
JerbyVids 1 month ago
Why is being gay a respected preposition,since "it doesn't harm anyone", while being a homophobe is viewed as an attrocity against humankind nowdays when it doesn't harm anyone either?
DINDRAGON 6 months ago
@DINDRAGON Well, hate isnt a pretty side of the coin. But I do believe that antigay people have a right to their opinion. What they dont have the right to do is take away my equal rights. That DOES harm ppl. It also harms ppl when they spread lies in an attempt to win their argument & the way they make kids feel about themselves, leading to many suicides.
I think it's particularly sad how much energy & money is spent to deny rights instead of helping people--what Jesus actually cared about.
JerbyVids 6 months ago
Oh shit I laughed so hard at the video . becuz your such a dumb ass .
MrSuperMikey 8 months ago
@MrSuperMikey you're
JerbyVids 8 months ago
@JerbyVids Thanks
MrSuperMikey 8 months ago
I'm a girl and I thought u were an idiot. -.-
MySmileyFacesPro 9 months ago
I'll stick with eating puntang myself.... Your case was STRONG. Your going to piss off some gay people...Yep! I loved your stats. Was never gay myself but LOVED the ladies and had my share over the years....BUT God didnt care for that either...so I had to change my ways as well.
Ministryman1000 10 months ago
I hope this is just a funny video, because if you mean what you say you need to be shot.
smurfboywv 1 year ago
@zephranna01 Oops. You slipped up and admitted that homosexuality is natural.
philnoll 1 year ago
@philnoll there is nothing natural about a dude shooting his seed into another dude's shitter.
TheLeviticus2013 11 months ago
@TheLeviticus2013 Actually, everything under the sun is natural. Its ironc that you use the word unnatural as if its a bad thing, since God himself is unnatural.
philnoll 11 months ago
benign like ones religion. I was laying on the floor, and I began to roll with laughter. A real ROFL. Thank you.
Sijkaa 1 year ago
@Sijkaa Thank you! Sorry I am just now seeing this comment. :)
JerbyVids 1 month ago
=D Oh shit I laughed so hard at "Hope".
ReVoLynx 1 year ago
@ReVoLynx Thank you!
JerbyVids 1 month ago
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warminator 1 year ago
You forgot to mention gay rights opening the door to marrying your dog... YOUR DOG!!
That one always cracks me up. I get mental images of one person's groom being a dog, and the next person's bride being a cat, and the groom chasing after the next person's bride, and raising hell in the chapel XD
Cindercheth 1 year ago
So.... is this supposed to be funny because a homosexual is stating the obvious? I don't think i get it.
strattgatt 1 year ago
@zephranna01 you know zeprawhatever... you`re crying of futileness gives me a little, pitiful smirk.
Now just imagine, when the "revolution comes" & you should shoot all these "homoshits" of the entire world, there will be another crop of "homoshits" born within hours. Is`nt that amazing how nature works, hmm? ;)
warminator 1 year ago 2
It doesn't mean you're a bad person.
1jackreynolds 1 year ago
haha awesome
I <3 it
:)
matcoolguy 1 year ago
LOL Omg I think this is amazing I love your videos
MrsPrudenceToYou 1 year ago
You are my freaking hero.
:') Awesome.
AliceItoko 1 year ago
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Does God expect gays to remain virgins until they get married like the straights? If not where in the bible does it say so?
thestandardoftruth 1 year ago
Captain Smarty Pants strikes again thank God I was sitting down
AllianceBaptistMO 1 year ago
you do a great job of maintaining your composure wile you spout this crap lol.
edaj84 1 year ago
lov the sarcasm. of course its all bullshit so.
vidfan30 1 year ago
i don't know why your gospel hasn't spread throughout youtube, you are the greatest satire i've seen in a while
arachnophile01 1 year ago 3
@arachnophile01 Thank you!
JerbyVids 1 year ago
Is it true that there's 10% homosexuals? I've heard it before, but I haven't seen that many gay people.
ZoMbIxOxO 1 year ago
@ZoMbIxOxO How would you know whether someone you met was gay or not? If you met me or other normal gay guys (aka "straight-acting gay guys"), you wouldn't know we were gay unless we told you.
Do you only think the minority group of camp guys and "gay community" types are gay? They are a fraction of us and, unlike what the media will have you believe, are not representative of most gay people in society.
Also, are you talking about sexual identity, sexual behaviour, or underlying orientation?
CrypticalK 1 year ago
@CrypticalK Oh I meant like actually knowing... I was talking about my school actually... In all my years I've only known of 2 gay guys and 2 gay girls... You think in my grade there would be more out of the large population out. (my school is very accepting, the girls/guys that are out are if anything more popular than straight kids).
ZoMbIxOxO 1 year ago
LMAO!! Most of the serial killers and child rapists are white STRAIGHT men!
MarilynFilth 1 year ago
This isn't serious is it? please tell me it isn't
Tabroxfcc 1 year ago
"Those faggots always resort to name calling!" XD
handmiadenofgod 1 year ago
This is truly funny.
FredC1968 1 year ago
Wow, how could you bear to even pretend to believe this? I don't think I could do it...I'd feel like punching myself! Funny, though!
SirenaBlack 1 year ago
Wow! @ 2:55...too much information!
Great Video! 5/5
ishachan 1 year ago
*flamboyantly* I DON'T THINK SO!
...I think I'm in love hahahaha!
RobbytheLion 1 year ago
@RobbytheLion LOL Thank you!
JerbyVids 1 year ago
brilliant
TheTubeTater 2 years ago
@TheTubeTater Thank you!!
JerbyVids 1 year ago
I'm amazed that I haven't seen your videos yet - this is brilliant!
SeanChapin1 2 years ago
"I wanted him, but he beat me!" That shit is hilarious!
heirloom17 2 years ago 4
@heirloom17 Thank you!
JerbyVids 1 year ago
Great video! Brother Barker tells it like it is :-) It's great to face the homophobes with their own idiotic arguments. Being Gays is not a choice and no sin!
MarkieWatch100 2 years ago
I love anti gay homosexuals...show us all how you do it baby...
NMWMN 2 years ago
i have sinned; I have felt the wrath of rug-burn!
idontbakenocookies 2 years ago
Love the video! Hillarious!
windar997 2 years ago
XD Hilarious!
CruentusParvulus 2 years ago
LOL 2:24 "number faav" :))
warminator 2 years ago
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warminator 2 years ago
Hahaha! I just had a debate (more of a verbal fight) with a bigot exactly like that. She presented the same exact arguments. Daaamn people can be ignorant!
JoonasFinland 2 years ago 10
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As a gay man I have to say a lot of the points made, even though you were being sarcastic are actually true.
Obsession with youth and bodies, including many men I knew going after borderline teenagers 15/16 byrs old and the miserable life of sex addiction, drink n drugs, no real love, superficial friendships, incurable dangerous diseases like herpes, warts & HIV and all the other diseases(not politically correct to mention them I know) Have to say most the accusations made are true.
DCJOECUNNINGHAM 2 years ago
Are you talking about yourself? Because, as a gay man you cannot speak for me. IF all gay men wanted teen boys why are so many gay men chasing around Bears? Why is HIV spreading among straights? Okay, so you need to speak for yourself and not others.
Travieso78702 2 years ago 7
I agree with travieso, speak for yourself... I doubt you have carried out meticulous scientific studies on homosexuals. You may have loads of issues but that doesnt mean they all do.
Jamieishere1 2 years ago
damn you're awesome!
blaziermissy 2 years ago
REALLY FUNNY!!!
"i am a proud bigot, and you should be too!"
gotta love this.
XXRoseWeedXX 2 years ago
Great satire!
monsterquestions 2 years ago
Hilarious satire! Big fan of the Edward Current and the Pastor Deacon Fred vids. The ex-gay aspect made it funny. Keep up the good work.
futurepsycdoc 2 years ago
I can't tell if this is a joke or not - If it is, I have never found something more funny in all of my life - if it isn't, then I'm glad the protestants split from the catholics, because I don't have to deal with this bs.
adricon08 2 years ago
I can't believe I haven't come across the treasure chest of your videos until now! I haven't burned this much time on YouTube in a quite a while.
I can't watch them all right now, but I WILL be back for more! Thanks for the enjoyment.
Also, I think its cool that so many of these are responses to other videos.
All the best to you from LA.
EarthboundSpiral 2 years ago
You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wonderfull Jerby.
tejo29se 2 years ago
Hahaha, this was so awesome :)
TO BE A SUCCESSFUL HOMOSEXUAL ONE MUST BE SKINNY! :D
cliffzinha 2 years ago
You made my day: :))
warminator 3 years ago
Well, you've made mine with all of your sweet comments and for subscribing! Thank you! :)
JerbyVids 3 years ago
LMAO!!!
Monocromagnum 3 years ago
If your kidding this video is pritty funny. But if your not fuck you! (I know your probably kidding)
FlyingPorpoise 3 years ago
Hilarious!
jrlaker 3 years ago
Brilliant ! It was very funny !
ikinmoore 3 years ago
Come to think of it, necrophilia actualy is NOT mentiond in The Bible,..at all.
Skulldini 3 years ago
Good! Now I can practise it without guilt!
BeatBuddy 3 years ago
like a catholic loophole fuck who you want just make sure there dead and it's not a sin
setamonkeytoy 3 years ago
Haha.
Jerby, you make me happy inside. Thanks for this one.
zabriel13 3 years ago
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setamonkeytoy 3 years ago
This is funny. LOL
DjangoZX 3 years ago
LOL! Great video!!
98orpheus 3 years ago
lol, 2:40 reminded me of Carries mother in the film of the same name, *i smelt the dirty roadhouse whisky on his breath and i wanted him, i wanted him!!*
:D
TheMilkiePirate 3 years ago
That was a good comedy act ! I, at first, believed you were serious, then I giggled. Very funny !
Seriously I believe that everyone has a right to have equal status including homosexuals.
ikinmoore 3 years ago 3
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Believe what you wish, Jerby. The problem is, you're posting videos saying that the bible is wrong, and God approves of homosexuality. Just as the people try to teach that divorce is ok. Malachi makes quite clear that God hates divorce too. People who divorce and don't repent are headed for hell too. But you don't see them posting videos like yours, do you?
DannyRayMilligan66 3 years ago
No, I'm saying modern Bibles are wrong. :)
Well, God does approve of homosexuality.
But people are allowed to get divorced. When I have equal civil rights in this country, I won't be making quite as many political videos.
And, I agree that people get divorced way too much for silly reasons. And that is the sanctity of marriage is so important, Christians would worry way more about divorce and abuse than gays.
JerbyVids 3 years ago
is=if
JerbyVids 3 years ago
What is the issue with divorce? My dad cheated on my mom for 9+ years. She never divorced my dad but if she did I'd understand. feeling obligated to stay with your abusive partner for the rest of your life simply because you weren't a good enough judge of character before you said "I do" isn't love. I'm fairly certain that's the very definition of absurd.
FranklenWylder 3 years ago
Don't worry, you won't be screaming alone in that lake of lava. All the people who said to themselves "I don't care what the Bible says, I want to do this" will be there with you, if they don't repent. That will probably be 95% of all who ever lived. They love their sin too much to give it up. Which is why Jesus said the road to destruction was wide and easy and most will go down it, and few would ever find the narrow path to salvation. Why few? Because few are willing to say "God, I was wrong"
DannyRayMilligan66 3 years ago
Wow. You really can't respond when logic is thrown at you?
Hey--you are allowed to believe what you please. But I believe that God IS intelligent, logical, just, fair, loving, etc. And I think He's gonna tell you just how messed up His word got when you meet Him.
And, like it or not, He's gonna tell you that He loves his gay children just as much as His straight children just as they are. :)
JerbyVids 3 years ago
He does love the gay children just as much. And they'll be in hell right along with the straight children who refuse to repent.
DannyRayMilligan66 3 years ago
Well that I can agree on. I just don't agree that being gay is one of the things that God wants repented. :)
JerbyVids 3 years ago
But, you know, we have tons of different Christian denominations for the very similar fact that they don't all agree on what the Bible says about various issues. And one of those issues that different denominations disagree on is homosexuality.
JerbyVids 3 years ago
So, I think you will find much more peace when you realize that not all Christians agree on everything--there's no way any of us will know for certain who's right on which topic. So, we just need to respect other people's right to believe what they please.
That's faith for ya.
JerbyVids 3 years ago
There are so many denominations because each wants to say THEIR favorite part is more important. Every last word of the Word of God is important. I have peace, I just hate to see people misled by "logic" when Christ wants us to simply believe by faith.
I have a life, I am done with this subject.
DannyRayMilligan66 3 years ago
While you're rewriting the Bible to make it okay to be Gay in God's eyes, why don't you go ahead and change it so that YOU took Jesus' place on the cross? By trying to change His Word to suit YOU, you are trying to put yourself in Place. By the way, doesn't matter what little dimwits buy into your "gay-friendly" theology, the only opinion you should care about is God's, and you rewriting it to better suit you is NOT GOING TO CHANGE what He said, nor the consequences you will suffer.
DannyRayMilligan66 3 years ago
I didn't rewrite the Bible. The people who translated it and updated the English did. The word homosexual wasn't even created until the 20th Century.
Jesus never even spoke about the issue. It obviously wasn't a big deal to Him. Why is it such a big deal to you? Why don't you put this energy into helping the poor and sick like He did?
So sad.
JerbyVids 3 years ago
I am helping the poor and sick. When you're in a lake of lava up to your ears, could you be any poorer, or less healthy? What other parts of the Bible don't you believe? BTW Jesus did mention Homosexuals...who do you think said that verse in Leviticus? Jesus IS God.
DannyRayMilligan66 3 years ago
LOL. You are so ridiculous.
I'm curious if you believe that people should follow ALL of Leviticus Law or just the parts you like to pick out of it?
JerbyVids 3 years ago
Why is it called LEVITICUS? Because it was the policies for the LEVITES, who are the servants of the church. You're trying to win a case on circular logic. "God says don't be gay, but he also says don't eat shrimp"
God wants you in heaven. If you don't want to be in heaven, then refuse to repent of your sins. It's your choice, rewriting the bible is not going to change the end result.
DannyRayMilligan66 3 years ago
Well--should we not eat shrimp? Should we not wear fabrics made of more than one fiber? Should we not play with a football or eat pork? Should we kill our children if they talk back to us? I'm asking you.
You can't quote Leviticus at me if you aren't going to quote ALL of Leviticus at me.
JerbyVids 3 years ago
So this little comedy act of your's changes....what? Christ said that the Generation that saw the return of the Jews to Israel would see His return...guess what? That is this generation, and it's almost gone. You'll get to tell Him He's unfair to His face, that what you want to do should be allowed because you like it...and His reasons for calling it an Abomination don't matter....
DannyRayMilligan66 3 years ago
My video just reminded me so much of you. :)
JerbyVids 3 years ago
Marry me, Jerbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
newkillerstardust 3 years ago
that was a great impersonation. hehe.
xxwhateverpersonxx 3 years ago
LOL!!
Sad thing is, they really are like that!
Although it's almost sadder some people didnt get the satire...
Anthares2k 3 years ago
oh my gosh...
For a second I thought you were serious.
and like weren't mocking homophobes.
I was about to send hatefilled comments xDD
but yeah.
very good video :]
o0oo0denys0o 3 years ago 3
you need your own skit show on tv.
lolrofwmp
dodgyhingst 3 years ago 3
thank you!
JerbyVids 3 years ago
Damn!! We good bigots need to get control on what that 1.5% are doing to our society... that 1.5% is a BIG ISSUE>. 1.5% is the BIGGEST ISSUE of our times... BIGGER THAN GOING TO WAR OVER FALSE INFORMATION AND KILLING THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN...
guapobear 3 years ago 2
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You fuckin gay bastard. If your not gay then why bother makin a video like that you dick munchin arse lickin faggot mothafucka. You need serious help, you horrible fuckin paedophile
f00king 3 years ago
Pedophile???
annpetasupporter 3 years ago
Hey there... Get over on your own side of the Atlantic Ocean... We kicked your ass off this side in 1776.. You bleeding felcher..
guapobear 3 years ago
We don't want F00king on this side of the Atlantic either.
balderdashandpiffle 3 years ago
I think you need the help, bud.
SmileOnADog 3 years ago
oh!!! haha... i'm not stupid I promise, I was wondering about the extreme hypocrisy! I really like the video!
musicismymommy 3 years ago 2
LOL its ok. I kinda take it as a compliment. :)
JerbyVids 3 years ago
if 33% were homosexual that means 77% were straight... You are an ignorant fool
musicismymommy 3 years ago
satire...
JerbyVids 3 years ago
33% + 77% = 110%
ROFL!
Zachski 3 years ago
33 + 77 = 110
Just fyi =)
cgodwin1 3 years ago
haha.. i was never the best at maths =P
musicismymommy 3 years ago
i like your voice, for some strange reason. :] ironically, it reminds me of a lot of the gay guys i know. lol
kristanova 3 years ago
amazing totally amazing! i didnt think u were serious at first. you are right on track. keep preaching. great medium too use the net use youtube. are greatest weakness becomes are greatest strength when the Lord restores us. amazing.
tetsuyanabashy 3 years ago
"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." (Matthew 19:12)
The Greek word eu-nu-chos means: a homosexual... translated from the Greek scriptures into English as eunuch.
Jesus speaking and he points out, "He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
PodJumper 4 years ago
You are completely off your rocker. None of that is true.
JerbyVids 4 years ago
BTW I'm offended by you video
PodJumper 4 years ago
just wait until brother barker's new video...
JerbyVids 4 years ago
Let's see if this is TOS violation
PodJumper 4 years ago
People who say the speaker is GAY are hypocrites. The man speaks exactly like the evangelical speakers, who insist that being gay is a choice. By speaking in this way, he declares to have CHOSEN to be straight. - This is an EXCELLENT satire, because here is an obviously gay man who uses all of the stereotypes and the self-righteous rhetoric of people who insist being gay is a choice. They know better, but they just won't ever admit it. - You are what you are (sexually), but bigotry is a CHOICE!
thursdaysrecords 4 years ago 10
This video proves that queers ARE mentally unstable...just look how this faggot conducts himself...you can't be normal!
sumerzzzz 4 years ago
It's satire. Which proves just how stupid homophobes really are.
JerbyVids 4 years ago
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I'll agree I'm a big time homophobe and proud of it but I disagree on the stupid part.
sumerzzzz 4 years ago
jerby you need to go to sumerzzz profile it is the most sickening thing ever he is bashing on us gays!
erasehate08 4 years ago
do u like insulting gays bc that word really hurts and it might hurt him you never know plz stop using it!
erasehate08 4 years ago
Hilarious!
thasoukopswtokefali 4 years ago 2
you are one brain washing gay man. I hope you get your sence back and stop hating yourself.
rdittmer1717 4 years ago
satire....
JerbyVids 4 years ago
LOL, great schtick!
MatthiasChurch 4 years ago
take it from someone who knows you are born gay and i do not take part in any debarched(sp?) lifestyle. i just have a girlfriend and thats it,nothing more nothing less.
child molesters have all types of sexual preferences they are sick and have nothing to with a sexual preference.i do not condon pediphilia,beastiality or necrophilia because i find it disgusting and wrong!the westboro baptist churh are the biggest bunch of shit stirrers on the face of this earthi dont get how you can be ex-gay?
rayrayisgod 4 years ago
satire......
JerbyVids 4 years ago
King was a man of his time who, like almost all other heterosexuals, relied on the latest "scientific" advancements. There are lots of famous people who have made an about face after the medical organizations removed homosexuality from their lists of illnesses. (Betty Freidan, Norman Mailer, Ashley Montagu, Mort Sahl, etc). Bear in mind that Coretta lent her full support for gay rights, as does Kings compatriots, Jesse Jackson and Harry Belafonte.
BeatBuddy 4 years ago 3
You've got talent. I really enjoyed this.
TheLoneSoldierNZ 4 years ago 2
LMAO!!!
You are amazing man!
rockcrazyfan 4 years ago 2
I have immense respect for MLK, Jr. But I would have to adamantly disagree with him if he really said that. (You can disagree with someone and still have great respect for them).
It has been proven decades ago that homosexuality is in no way a mental illness.
It's interesting to note that his widow was no enemy to gays, making comparisons between homophobia and racism.
Thanks for watching! :)
JerbyVids 4 years ago
Actually, I'm not at all.
I will, however, stand up to anyone who hates gays for any reason. Not all Christians hate gays anyway.
JerbyVids 4 years ago
Calling you a bigot against Christians is psychological projection at its worst. If you don't know what that is, there is an entry for it in Wikipedia.
BeatBuddy 4 years ago 2
really fine humor
pinyolvermell 4 years ago
thank you!
JerbyVids 4 years ago
great stuff.funny!
tadge72 4 years ago 2
is this a joke? cuz if it is its hilarious! if it isnt your an ass.
JadenTheCoolGuy 4 years ago
LOL It's total satire! :)
So, thank you! :)
JerbyVids 4 years ago
oh sorry about that.
JadenTheCoolGuy 4 years ago
It's all good. :)
JerbyVids 4 years ago
"I wanted him! I wanted him! But he beat me!"
LMAO, you're a genius. I love you.
Love the nuclear bomb in the end. It's so realistic, and not over-dramatic at all. =P
SupaAmi 4 years ago 2
I laughed 'til I cried! That is beautiful!
David2nd 4 years ago 2
Whoa... Having had a look at your other videos, I take my words back. Very convincing
UnitaryOperator 4 years ago
You realize, of course, that by your own words you'll go to hell? The way I see it religion doesn't offer much in the way of tolerance. In addition, facts are based on statistics, so just because you had a shitty life doesn't mean other people have one.
UnitaryOperator 4 years ago
Are you for real? You sicko!
jerseycityjoe 4 years ago
The bible? U can easily believe the bible is this or that, and yet do not have a living contact with your God. You know not his voice or his will, yet u can smugly come in here and play act christianity. How amazing that christians can talk of being born again, and yet do not know his voice. The bible is not his voice or a substitute thereoff
parousia555 4 years ago
This is Academy Award acting at its best
parousia555 4 years ago
oh man u are so funny. yet its not funny at all the way people treat each other
fel7000 4 years ago 2
ha ha that was funny
neonlampshade 4 years ago 2
they seek out YOUR CHILDREN!! my mother must have watched this.
KitaNatalia 4 years ago
S.K.E.L.E.T.O.N.S. I.N. T.H.E. C.L.O.S.E.T. = "Sodomites Kafkaesque Eroticism Leads Eventually To Obvious New Shut-Ins Needing To Hide Effects: 'Closets' Left Once Store Emaciating Troglodytes"
*one definition of "troglodyte" is a "hermit".
P.S. mocking God cannot countervail against the effects of incurable disease and death. Lying to yourself will only redound to a disease-ridden life. Jesus is alive and is, by dint of my message, reaching out to someone reading this. Call on his name....
Acronym77 4 years ago
I forgot to put an apostrophe after "Sodomites" (it should say "Sodomites'"
Acronym77 4 years ago
That shot from Independence Day really cracked me up. Awesome satire.
SashaJay 4 years ago 2
ha ha ha!!! "o i wish this was true...the rape vulnerable childern!" amazing. ha ha ha
pumkincake299 4 years ago
thank you, for this. I am a straight, 14 year old girl, and instead of not understanding homosexuality, i'm dumbfounded about descrimination. Ignorance is so common it's repulsive.
You're hilarious and personable.
ThisIsNotMia 4 years ago 4
I WANTED HIM, BUT HE BEAT MEEEEE.
HAHAHAHA. I love it! You rock! Seriously. This is just classic...
anthonyharris1984 4 years ago
I love you when you're preachy...Bitch!
hallbe 4 years ago