Worst Rap Battle Ever

[Amoder0]

Wow this was the funniest shit ive seen in a long

[vangdanger]

I did it!

[weedfiend1000]

is that gucci mane in high school

[tsunami30003000]

The reason why it's bad is because old school rap was all about who could spit better, and who's the best poet, But this is no better than today's rap like Lil Wayne.. thats why he was benched for so long.. Untill music started to get shitty thats when Lil Wayne became went mainstream

[uncagedwolf10]

Eli went "yo nigga ima nigga and niggas be niggain so............nigga my suck dick and I told u dat and I spell wrong and ye aready know dat NIGGA.......nigga de nigga.

[LenapeHunter]

they suck and their not white wow!

[krazzycakes]

Why dose that guy have his arms around the middle judge

[YoureLosingMeCharles]

Eli Porter is a lesbian hoarder

nooooooow hes lucky he was discovered

not even better than than Jimmy Neutron

in his raft that hovers

cmon nerd give me one more yeah

he be cripple but if he wants to be a man he better get BIGGER NIPPLES!!!

[RpandasBLACKorWHITE]

Eli won that one

[lilkjb2010]

eli won

[xmagicshep1]

im da best mane, i did it

[MiguelAMX1]

Eli nicki minaij

[CzechMate2000]

guy on the left keeps on remembering where he is

[miredog]

is this real?

[peytonlee55]

nigga get of the stage!

[34103070674978532046]

Still better than Lil Wayne, so why more thumbs up

[lbcdemon]

This dude like that, He ran in front of the cat!

[Leon77721]

1:24 Im the best mang i did it

[saxman962]

Patheti

[yusufkhan128496]

is eli retarded



[revelinabandon]

@yusufkhan128496 No, he's the bess mane.

[misterkevincarrizo]

i feel sorry for him

[MrBloodkiller101]

this kid isnt eve tht bad so stfu

[ledzepp87]

If you see the full video its funny.

[TheDSiguy123]

eli technically had better rymes but envy didnt studder even though he was a peice of shit

[RingofHonorfan11]

Who showed this on tv?

[TheBoredluis]

I DID IT!!

[xSheerGlint]

Turn on Closed Captions and then Transcribed Audio Then LAUGH YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF

[DJMusic48]

hes special ed leave him alone jeez.....

[TheLilbigBlack]

Still a better rapper than drake

[24Optimistic]

@TheLilbigBlack Hell naw nigga

[XxNeonManXx2]

it looks like he has to take a shit

[DrewidDesktop]

it's not good to laugh at special needs but hey this is what most rap music sounds like to me.

[atron94]

Eli got him good haha

[gothos1000]

ELI FOR PRESIDENT!

[MrSUPERGARY15]

wad's the song name?

[Cappadonna72]

@MrSUPERGARY15 "I really mean it" - Cam'ron (DipSet)

[bigchriss86]

If ma$e fucked rain man, you would get Eli

[Darksydek1jja]

1:16-2:47 funny shit

[Darksydek1jja]

1:38 funny as hell

[Darksydek1jja]

eli looks retarted

[TheRussianSmurf]

@Darksydek1jja FUCK YOU ELI ROCKS BITCH GO SUCK YOUR MOMMA

[toyotasupra808]

65 people are running from the cat

[MrSUPERGARY15]

i wish to be like Eli

[xWolfyChanx]

look how excited those judges are! O:

[xWolfyChanx]

LOL!

[AJ9525]

Lol... Poor guy

[YeOldeCircleeTV]

65 didnt do it..

[GabrielzAccount]

guys, dont be haten he gets the words on the roof go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eli rock that black boy

[BlackStealth2468]

Eli is special needs dont be hatin on him man

[bigsmoke53]

I deed it!

[hazael222]

put the video whit translate

[hazael222]

look the reaction of envy when eli says this nigga sound like a singer on a gay parade he is like wowowo easy with that

[Runabusto]

i got one question? who can rap

[TheKidvantiy]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahh I diiiiddddd it he look retarded as hell

[pimpsonparade]

Lmao. He said, "Like Rosie o'Donnell... atabisexual bridal shower." His delivery has me dying right now.

[MrFrenzyman23]

dont make fun of him he just wrote his rymes on the inside of his eyelids

[Jay4790]

Get off the stage this is just sorry my grandmother rap better than that.

[Slankysausage]

I got one question man tell who next dis nigga salt-lettin nigga who done gettin da best.

[bryanbjt]

"I said freakin'"....Haha!!

[escalatorturnoffs]

eminem must of sucked the black outta him :/...

[DubstepTaco]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen!

[skyehighhappy]

yea uh huh yea wha yea uh huh

lol wth is that?!?!

[codeenri]

failure



[mrsbeiber66]

*EEEEHHHHHH* NEXTTTT!!

[Jamsessionroom1337]

Is this show on local cable?

XD

"i got one question mane, tell me who next"

anybody please....

[mrugod]

I gotz one question maan, tell me who nex

[efi10101]

mute and then leave

[jphil9393]

gucci mane 1:30

[patsyd80]

I think hes rapping is in keeping with the kinda show hes on. I.E cheap and shit.

[uremAsaysSO09]

mY man kilT it..eli aka choke top 5 dead or alive

[MrDa5hit]

Eli got down syndrome or sum

[balitigermoua]

thats the kind of face I get when my girlfriend is blowing me

[CatastrophiChristina]

@balitigermoua good job buddy:DDD

[hellomyfriend2053]

dude I think the second one is a legit sped 

[codii33]

@hellomyfriend2053 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohhh what a jizztastic comment

[balitigermoua]

guy to the left looks fuckin retarded literally lol

[urlocaldumbguys]

im guessing this show didnt make it lmao

[LucaviAD]

@urlocaldumbguys

After the show, they got some KFC & watermelon before running trains on each other. I bet the big black guy with his arms around that one dude took it all for the team.

[ChadtheWhad]

It looks like he had an absence seizure when he had the long pause. I actually learned about that almost two weeks ago in med school. He should have gotten that checked out after the show.

[myshantel1]

Lmbo!! Wow

[WisRonsin1]

I deed it. LMAO

[XxxSTEVODAKANGxxX]

LOL 1:29

[ciaranrayment]

I'm da best Manng I Diiid it.

[MightySandwich79]

@ciaranrayment LMFAO

[Austin2Graham]

lol gay parade

[ERICx223]

Fuck it, im no G, im Envy, see, you blee me? look, my rhymes is as sick as this dude standing up next to me, im a pimp, i got dis niggas mama textin me. look at me ike, your sis is a dyke, but i still lick that shit like its a klondike XD im bored as hell for that LOL

[xXSuckxYaxMuddaXx]

He look like he took a pee in a pamper

[AngelosMommy916]

You people are horrible making fun of the mentally retarded kid in the white . When you really think about it how much fun do they really have in their life time ? None . So leave him alone . Damn grow up . Being so immature .

[ITheyCallMeJoe]

@AngelosMommy916 how do you know hes retarded?

[IWantSky]

@AngelosMommy916 This made me lol so hard

[LucaviAD]

@AngelosMommy916

LOLuMad? I believe you are

Problem?

[AngelosMommy916]

@LucaviAD your a loser for typing this. lol .

[LucaviAD]

@AngelosMommy916

Cool story, bro. Tell it again.

[AngelosMommy916]

@LucaviAD grow up

[LucaviAD]

@AngelosMommy916

You first.

[ericphibbs]

GOD WORST MUSIC I EVER HEARD

WORST RAP BATTLE I EVER HEARD!!!!!!!

[shadypyro415]

eli killed it

[zmccullum]

why was that dude in the white t trying to grope the other guy?

[4407474]

rick james say cocaine is a hell of a drug hahhah like this if u agree 

[LucaviAD]

He must have been distracted by some shiny new rims or a bucket of KFC @ 2:19

[idk937]

thats sooo sad :(

[fountainherz]

"stick to walking, cripple"

Damn, that was a pretty low-blow...

[shiraki02]

I'M DA BEST MANG

[FuckTechno66]

LOOOL, 2:52

[Tha4thLetterr]

LMAOOO @ 1:25, dude in white shirt was like " wth he just say?!?"

[TheBredwinner]

1:36 check out the retard hand

[dpitti1243]

the first dude envy's not bad for like, a complete amateur who's just rappin for fun, if that was actually a freestyle

[sirret1]

wtf envy cant even rap tho

[skaredufngamen]

Just a question, is the tall dude who's "Hosting" and the guy sitting in the middle gay? Is this a Homo-Thug Bamma Battle?At the end the Host had his arms around the dude in the middle on 2 separate occasions.

[BahamianAqua96]

the description says it all :/

[Nexoric]

why'd the mantal kid stop for like 20 seconds?

[sondeleb]

bisexual bridal shower

[Shantellis15]

pahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i saw this on world's dummest!

[thesonoflucifer]

1:28 Envy looks at Eli FTW

[comedian5264]

Envy won that

[stushi93]

The judges comments were so insightful.

[JediMindMFDoom]

My favorite part is at 2:55 when the judges cant stop laughing at that pathetic attempt of a freestyle battle LMAO!

[risethrought328]

@JediMindMFDoom dont hate because im DA BEST MAYYYYNNNEEE

[JediMindMFDoom]

@risethrought328 Word that's you Eli? Man you put it down like a retarded crack baby, your terminology was completely out of the box with no rhythm. And mothaf**ka you need to stay in the shade!!!!! LMFAO I'm just playin man keep up the good work!

[risethrought328]

@JediMindMFDoom i appreciate dat mayyyne me and yah boi Marv-O will come over fo dinnah sum tahhme

[iRaulTellem]

Mr Cacaca Coming For Youu

[TheClockblocker]

@iRaulTellem

lol ahahah Steven Jo xD

[1Jflyer]

da fuuuuck

[Htrerise]

Eli won that shit. Dope as fuck.

[TheCruel]

Joking aside, Eli was better. They had to choose Envy because he didn't swear and stuck to the rules.

[OnerBash]

Bwahahahaha motherfucken Eli son!

[danielhoang12]

An IQ of 3 in the room all together. no, wait, 0 with ELI.

[DGKSKATERPRO]

eli is my romodel

[rambo2724]

Eli looks like Carson smalleyes

[LAHunter003]

envy look like boosie but no way like him he trash........Eli fire tho real talk killed him.

[Vehement78]

Eli is the greatest.

[DontRepYourCity]

59 people need to stay in the shade after coming out at the Gay Parade.

[KangarooSpider]

Eli just did some heroin I think.

[xbox3shity]

both of them need jesus

[bijibadness]

well, right off the bat 'envy' proves a lyrical powerhouse, rhyming "cripple" with "cripple". what a daring, unique and brilliant feat. mos def...eminem...nas...better watch that throne, cos envy's biting at your heels. i feel bad for the dude on camera left. he just looks so nervous and bummed - really just makes you wonder why he's doing a FILMED RAP BATTLE in the first place

[kennedydefoor]

Eli is reading his lines from the inside of his eyelids....

[Johnoooh]

that guy has smoked one too many joints

[PathologicPantomime]

This is just a sad sandwhich....

[nassrinno]

HA! these kids are funny !

[jojorulez1]

yo eli fucking raped envy anally

[nanoux]

let's go... see ein thu bess mayne, ah deeeid it!!

[spillest89]

is that gucci mane in the blue?

[megalakerfan420]

uh yea ok yea uh yea yea ok uh

[Dillandothegrate]

dude on thge left won

[RunsInTheStreet]

lmfao wtf



[The95kaiserdanish]

The guy on left is lost...lolololololol. God feel so sorry for him. Toooooo muchhhh weedy weedy cig cig.

Lololololl.....Good one.lololololololololololololo­lolololololololololol, we lost him. lololololololololololololololo­lololololol. God bless.

[ync3100]

Wtf that's jst sad he's obviously mentally impaired he jst needs to go home and rest his crazy little brain

[jusmusjc494]

the first and last episode



[kelvinsveryown]

lol 2:50 "i-i sayd freaking'" rubs head hahahha sad :(

[RashaadEspinoza]

Who edited this video? lol putting heart cut out filters over two men

[hellomotobleh]

no , the actual tards are those judges. yo lezz go!

[8LiGhTs8]

its sad because if they had a good auto tuner they coulde be the next lil wayne

[hitman3133]

eli the retard wins

[onn1320]

"These kids are horrible" Envy wasn't that bad. - Eli stumbled, but his problem is he's probably more of a writer than a freestylist.

[209lilcobian]

I fell 4 that niggardly in the blue

[ily12091009]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo



[CHEFBOYARDEEZNUTS1]

AY YO DEEBO LOOKIN KID WAS KILLIN IT "ROSIE OL' DONNELL AT A BISEXUAL BRIDAL SHOWER" HE THE BEST MANG!!! xD

[BiohazardEXTREME]

It's not that bad. Sounds about as good as anything you hear on the radio these days.

[toket27]

@BiohazardEXTREME S0 True man

[Foolnessy]

the have a handicap

[ComedyTerrorism420]

...was this filmed at a school for the mentally challenged?...

[onn1320]

@ComedyTerrorism420

What's the smell? "I deed it."

[KONKDUBLIN]

whats the song in The back?? Holla From Dublin Ireland?

[auburnboy411]

hahaha at 1:55 when the music comes back Eli looks like he jizzed himself

[lilfooksman91]

Tosh.O needs to grill him hard 50 tyson vs ELI bring it

[CTJames100]

ELI GOOD

[Asianman8307]

Eli best rapper in the game rite now

[MasuRazor]

@2.20 he looks like he's gonna cry

[ballinkilla15]

if you go in the ghetto you will see a lot of these losers

[SanktPedro]

1:39 - 2:00 creeped me out!

[abudi200]

Wow a rapping chimp

[JamesARcomedian]

his lyrics are written on his eyelids...

[cosytroop]

illuminaty conspircay!!! the guy on the left is reptilian!!!