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  • whita pig go home

  • @charlytheo2007 LOL :D

  • Hi everyone I'm Japanese,  I don't think she is Japanese, I guess she is Chinese,

  • A Japaholics Nightmare

  • i need to get me that. maybe it will also work on all these fucking japanophiles as well.

  • Great actingg

  • That looked familiar! When I was at the Harajuku train station I tried to ask people how to get to Roppongi, but they simply ignored me..

  • some how its funny and i guess that was the intention ;)

  • Haha, that's hilarious

  • nikkeijin?

    

  • By the way, doesn't anyone know what gaijin even means? It doesn't mean American. It means NON-Japanese. 

  • @ticklebug It means outside person. Or more general to English, Forigner.

  • @rainbowrants Exactly, my point!

  • @ticklebug . yea people are pretty stupid. Some people even translate it as "stupid white person" . Where the hell do these people get their brains. eh.

  • @rainbowrants Probably from here watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk

    :-)

  • @rainbowrants That's what it literally means, but to the Japanese people, they use it as non-Japanese. They still say gaijin when they are in other countries lol

  • @whosaidpie . Non-japanese = forigner. They use it outside of Japan because they are so used to calling forigners, forginers. Some people in other parts of the world are like that, its hard to get use to the fact for some that they are now a forigner.

  • @rainbowrants I don't think you understood what I said... I was explaining what it is used as in an English sense. Also foreigner**

  • @whosaidpie . I dont need to know how its used, because i know in both english and Japanese. I live in Japan

  • @rainbowrants Took you 3 months to reply.... I don't know why you still care about this

  • I'm a terrible person and hell awaits me, but I found this commercial exceptionally funny.

    外人が嫌いです、外人が嫌いです D:<

  • @mostupdate my how observant of you! to think that minority groups everywhere are subject to such treatment! i mean really, wow! such a moment of clarity and insight! such revelations!!! thank you good sir!

  • What is the purpose of this video? I mean, what is the agenda of the people who made it? Was it made by a jealous Japanese man? Jealous Western woman? Self-loathing western man who isn't getting any and wants to poison the well for all?

  • @nihonjinshusabetsu does everyone have to have an agenda? maybe somethings are supposed to be taken at face value... example: this video. it's meant to poke fun at the fact that many japanese are mildly afraid of or unwilling to talk with foreigners, and that the japanese make wonderfully stupid products sometimes. i wouldn't read into it much beyond that.

  • @rockjonj

    "it's meant to poke fun at the fact that many japanese are mildly afraid of or unwilling to talk with foreigners"

    and likewise, many American are mildly afraid of or unwilling to talk with foreigners becuase they said (many of them that I personally know, "Gaijin" in the west can not possibly speak the language, the more you dont look like them the higher chanes of just being ignored or pushed aside..same as everywhere,

  • @mostupdate Many Americans are unwilling to talk to foreigners - which is why they're living in a foreign country? LMAO Let me give you a heads up? America is just a fraction of the foreigners in Japan. Most gaijin in Japan cannot speak Japanese. Some trivia however, the best speakers of the Japanese language have always been from the US. Hmm....

  • @ticklebug

    LOL You can say whatever you want, sweetie...oh, did you mean Japanese American who speaks perfect Japanese, I'm pretty sure their grandma have taught them very well! Anyway that's besides the point. If you have ever lived in Japan (pretty sure you did) you would know that it isn't always easy adapting and adjusting to other cultures. Many gaijins feel alone and I'm trying to say to you that many "Gaijin" or should I say "POC" in America (West) are also having the same issue ;)

  • Hahahhahahhaaa Byebye guijin is a must for all the Japanese ladies. See a Gainjin, and call police.

  • I think everyone needs to stfu.

  • シナ糞が日本人?

    

  • @miyamotoyasunori

    ミヤモト君、もうちょっと慎みたまえ、失礼すぎるにもほどがある­。

    逆に俺が”ジャップが中国人”って言えばムカツクだろう。

    

  • funny as hell.

  • serves the hippy right, next time learn the language!!!! lol

  • china girl

  • @Omicron3k actually japanese

  • hahahahaha

    Awesome.

  • 意味が分からない。シュールレアリズムを狙った作品なのか?

  • I agree, as an American I did find that to be rather funny lol. Ill give it 5*****

  • lolwut shes Chinese?

  • @S1ppy no she's japanese

  • @MrRunner127 I was reply to someone else. I'm half Japanese, I'd know DERP.

  • @S1ppy hey sorry man my mistake

  • @MrRunner127 No prob haha.

  • @MrRunner127

    No, She's Chinese, a American born Chinese (ABC) to be exact.

  • 笑

  • Can somebody please spray some of this stuff on RoninDave?

  • bad joke.....

  • XDD pretty funny.

  • o.O...well...thats...a totally accurate portrayal of us...-_-. though i suppose some foreigners have given us a bad name. i knew a guy who went to china once and wouldn't shut up about how everyone "looked funny and talked weird"...people need to realize that they're in a different country. oh well though the vids kinda funny :)

  • Ore, what the fuck you know about Japan?? Phu hahahaha.

  • He knows absolutely nothing! Fucking Brit, hahaha

  • I just did a little research on the screen name

    OreHaYamerarenaiYo, this guy is a korean who immigrated to Japan during his childhood (hence his being able to write Japanese).. wow! how pitiful~

    I have met koreans, who have been friendly, kind and PROUD of their race. I dont understand why people come here screaming racism, then say they're Japanese.

    One internet, and billions of dateless losers.

  • i cant believe you jiyuu LOLOLOL i am honestly shocked, you came and tried to have a pop at me? ROFLOLOLOLOL? get that disgusting voice fixed and take them retarded glasses off, you could lose some wait too. i know its bad to hit girls but if i saw you on a dark night my arm would move all by itself LOL, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL FOLKS? she /he is MAN? look at how broad his shoulders are ROFLOLOL some grizzly beast

  • yeah, maybe if I made an ass of myself and posted pseudo Japanese citizenship (like yourself), followed by extreme racism, yeah, im sure I would get many more views, but 'ill leave assholism to you~

  • lolol there is only one PSEUDO japanese here and thats you. MISS/MR (i live in japan) but cant speak japanese for shit LOL, mr "i teach english in japan" but i cant speak japanese for shit LOLOLOL even sent me some crap from a translator ROFLOL

  • ill tell you the truth, i remember all them times you told me you could beat up your brother ROFLOLOL i am CONVINCED now sephi aka jiyuu , you are half girl half man, some kind of freak of nature? some hermaphedite surely? im sure you have a penis as long as my arm in your pants too.

  • lose some wait? you mean weight? hahaha! what a dumb ass!

    112 pounds (51kg) at 5'7 (173cm) is faaaaaar from Fat, but what do i know, and If im such a "dude" then I guess the people who hired me for my modeling career during my younger years obviously know far less than an internet spammer/troll moon faced ugly ass like yourself, go fucking wash yourself. And try not to jerk off on the keyboard ~kiss~

  • modelling career LOLOLOLOLOL! i think you need to go to rehab with amy whinehouse LOLOLOL, model? ROFLOLOL what you modelling for? transsexuals of the future? hahaha all woman and all man at the same time?

    please dont even send a virtual kiss to me.....

  • Yes people, please do come to my youtube account ;)

    Thanks for the "exposure" Taka. I need to sleep, and Im sure your blow up dolls are getting cold without you .... "keeping them warm"

    SAYOUNARA... and remember, when you do it, do it IN aokigahara

  • oh and youre a woman beater, so you have more than ONE reason to hide that ugly face!?

    ladies and gentlemen, here is the true mentality being dealt with.

    Too bad people like you exist. I'm sure Japan is ready to pack you up and send you back to the UK.

    And when you see me walking through Shinjuku, bring your ugly ass up to me, and talk that shit face to face. Somehow I doubt you would though, internet trolls only seem to have power on the net.

  • women beater? LOLOL are you a woman? surely not with that voice and them shoulders LOLOL your a DUDE..........if i see your 6 foot broad shoulder ass in shinjuku you think im going to say those things to your face to i can have my ass whooped by some transexual LOLOLOL, sorry i might have to get my friends to double team you lol, i am not losing honour to some she-man, now way i would rather join the statistics in aokigahara LOl

  • 自分を殺す行く

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL this is NOT how you say kill your self either LOLOLOLOL! why not just say 死ね!!!!2 charcetrs only and its better then that crap LOL

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  • wheres the gaijin girls spray to get rid of our japanese stalkers.. haha

  • gaijin spray to get rid of japanese stalkers ROFLOLOLOL? hilarious you should try stand up comedy hahaha, i have seen your face in the videos and no one will come for you take my word for it,

  • "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" yeah thats why many have approached me asking if I was a model. Jap-wannabe British pig.

  • just wanted to say thanks to everyone that is rating these videos, showing their friends, and loving or hating 'em. i have more stuff coming soon, so subscribe if you like the gaijin spray.

  • :D:D

  • lol xDD

  • why chinese girl speak japanese?

  • chinese girl japanese. spend too much time with foreigners.

  • ROFL! OHHH YAH!!! XD

  • ウーオー =D

  • yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!­!!!!!!!

  • LMAO. i think that would be considered assult with a weapon with the intent to harm.

  • 意味がわからない上に中国語訛り・・・。

  • 笑!(゚ー゚)(。_。)ウンウン

  • メッチャメッチャ好き!

    ハハ!

    I love it!

    haha!

  • I hate seeing foreigners in Japan asking directions in English without trying it in japanese.

    まず日本語で聞けや

    vid is good

  • foreigners where? are you pretending to be Japanese? havent people already exposed you of being a white man from the UK? lame.

  • LOLOLOL white man living in japan ROFLOLOLol! yes that would be lame indeed. LOLOLOL

  • ohhhh, so youre going to pretend your English comprehension is crap? let me clarify. I didnt say a "white man living in Japan" is lame, I said a white man pretending to be Japanese is. get it now?

  • lololol white man pretending to be japanese LOLOLOLOLOL! if i am white man, i hope to god to fall dead at this moment and be taken to hell whilst disgracing my ancestors. no i am no white man, 100% japanese hahaha, raised in the Uk living in japan right now.

  • Raised in the UK.... haha, then your pretty much a a white washed asian (one step below being white), you might as well kill yourself now. Bye~

  • white washed asian? LOL because i lived in the UK? AGAINST MY WILL? shows your ignorance and stupidity lol.

    but its good to speak to you again, i was wondering where you went didnt care too much about you though.

  • Stupid? Whats worse than pretending to know someone you never met, its kinda like pretending your Japanese for example.

  • LOLOLOL pretending im japanese? was something i had bo control ofm seeing i was BORN that way, not my problem 2 beautiful japanese parents gave birth to a beautiful son, lol thats not something u can help hahah? sorry

  • its nice talking to you again though LOLOL, where have you been?

  • Taking over Japan with my "whiteness" much like you did to the UK

  • sorry didnt understand that trash, as far as im concern i dont want white anywhere near asia, you forget that your people are raping ryukuan japanese? letf right and centre in their own land, withdraw your people stay in your own country.

  • sorry, but I dont believe I've raped anyone lately.

    As for "my people" ... generalizing an entire nation is sooooo 1940's, yuck! What a loser.

  • a loser is a WEABO wannabe like yourself claiming to live here LOLOL, i could test your japanese right now and laugh at you, whats even more funny is i know who you are JIYUUH lol im am alittle shocked at how you have turned into this though?

  • nah, my Japanese is crap, but who needs to learn it when the entire world is learning English. Haha, someone needs to teach you better though...

    As for your retarded kittie term "weabo" it only looks that way since so much of Japanese society is conforming to western fashion and style. But what do I know. Im only a fashion designer there.

  • you are not in japan LOLOLOLOL, and english IS NOT WIDELY SPOKEN HERE you fool, i live in shinjuku and i can count on one hand the amount of people that speak japanese there is NO WAY you can survive here without learning some japanese NOW WAY the fact that you cant speak ANY japanese is laughable

  • right, all the youtube video's and myspace pictures of me in japan are a figment of your imagination. keep on talking, i really like stupid internet banter :D and I do feel so bored right now. Racism is so out. haha.

  • lol JIYUU you visited JAPAN you are NOT LIVING HERE, if you are why dont we switch on to a TV station and you tell me what is on?LOLOL can you do that? im sat up with my Tv on now? can you do the same jiyuu

  • sephiroth aka JIYUU the little sad girl with no life on youtube that used to think of me as her brother whilst i laughed on the other side of the world. you are no sister of mine......i hope we are clear. and take your head out of your arse you are NOT IN JAPAN.

  • where did you go? heeeeeelllloooo need English lessons? I charge 4,000 yen per hour for them, in koenji. that puts you only a few stops away. get your money ready, because you need them ;)

  • LOLOLOL you think you can teach me english when you cant speak japanese LOLOLOLOLOLOLO? how will you communicate with me?

  • Neither can you. Jiyuuh isn't even a Japanese word. Come on little boy~ need some English lessons, I teach advanced English, since I've published in the past. globalize, this way when you try to sound "intelligent" and spew your obvious inbred mentality of racism you can do it with precision, credibility and exactness ;)

    please continue

  • hahaha! the poster of the video removed your comment! awesome.

    Crazy, if you know me, please tell me my real name? ;) lie some more for the world to see.

  • answer my japanese LOLOLOL

    戦闘の暑さで翻訳者装置が故障したの? ハハハハハハハハハハ!!!!!!!!!!

  • the laughing symbols are too much, shows the hollowness within your "japanese" and your insubstantial english usage

  • whats wrong sephiroth? ROFLOLOL cannot speak A WORD OF JAPANESE? but claim to live here HAHAHAHAHAHAH! get out of here

  • well, whats my real name? you know me right? pathetic brit.

  • ROFLOLOLOL this person cannot speak A WORD OF japanese LOLOLOL but lives here? LOLOLOLOLOL keeo trying you stupid weabo girl,m one day you get there lol teach me english? ROFLOLOLOL

  • 自分を殺す行く

    time for the stupid laughing right?

    ははははははは

    かわいそう~

  • LOLOL i am soooo glad that this is a PUBLIC video where anyone can see the share embarassment of this imbecil sephiroth LOLOLOLOL!

  • come on Taka, show everyone your magnificent usage of the English language, after all, you were getting sex in the UK, so this left you with plenty of time to study.

  • oops, did I say getting sex?! LOL!!!! @ that! we all know i meant to say NOT getting sex ;)

    I love everyone~~!!!!! Kisss and Chuuuu~!

  • lolol? sex? lolol you think a handsome guy like me doesnt get sex? ROFLOLOLOL! if i showed you my facebook account you'd be on your knees already like the typical white girl with her mouth open except my royal penis isnt going into your mouth, ill baptize you in piss lol.

  • riiiiiiiiiiiiight, and the sky rains money, and today a horse spoke to me and granted me 3 wishes.

    who cares WHAT you say, the obvious fact is, you cover your face, also, I know who this is AND what you look like. Youre moon faced and thats why you couldnt get any white chicks you were desperately seeking in the UK, hence your racism and bitterness toward white people.

  • lol folks listen to how deep this bitches voice is LOLOL ITS like some transexual HAHAHAHA! what the fuck is a transexual doing making videos? have you noctice that your videos always gain an alarming TOTAL OF...  *drum roll* ZERO COMMENTS lolol

  • oh!!! but doesnt that contradict what you said about me "trying to be Japanese" ... tsk tsk.. you should be careful what you say~

    If that WERE the case, I would be imitating the squeaky high pitched voice all the chicks here try to do~

    Guess youre wrong again, oh and another thing, people dont need to comment, they know where to reach me.

    Moon face, hahaha, TRY AGAIN~~!!!

  • so whats up Taka, didnt find any honnies in the UK? do you hate white people for out casting you? you think its because you were Asian, but the real reason is because your 1. a psycho 2. have a bad personality (obvious) AND 3. you dont give a damn about your horrible appearance, thats why you hide that ugly face in a scarf on youtube.

  • why would i hate white people? we are higher then them LOLOLOLOL, accademically and physically longest lifespan greatest history? what history does a caucasian beast like you have? rape destory, thats all. you are just a stupid girl weabo, lol japan does not want you girl, take your shiro BUTA ass back to america

  • shiro butta, is that alllll! you spent 5 years in the UK learning English... no sex, no parties, no dates, and yet.... all you can say in MY master language is .... "shiro butta" hahahaha

    globalize..... and we all know Japan hates people like you.... IF you are even Japanese that is

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL this white whore is hilarious and this is a public video where everyone can bare witness to this slags destruction, seriously what history as a white woman do you think you have? you pigskins cant even stand to stick with your own kind, lol thats why your race is in danger of extinction

  • where have you gone? sephi? eww gross! look at her videos folks, tell me that is NOT man. look at the shoulders and listen to that disgusting voice,

    her profile says Elizabeth but his name is surely Ethen in reality lol

  • おい!早く!!

    やっぱり、翻訳者装置を壁に向かって投げつけたか?笑う!!

    sephiroth where are you?

  • oh, to answer your question (since I didnt see it because someone is spamming the forum for this video) NHK is playing Japanese beautiful scene at the moment. And I am now turning off the TV because my BF is trying to sleep.

  • 女さん、時間が無いんだし、さっさと本題に入ろう。流暢日本語を­話しますか?。 。。。笑う!

    どうしたの?戦闘の暑さで翻訳者装置が故障したの?

  • who needs a translator, i have 3 friends online right now reading everything your saying, and they .. my friend ... are laughing at you

    "He is not a real japanese"

    "he is like british maybe"

    these are two of the comments

  • whats wrong, cant answer the question, need English lessons? let me act like you and fill up my box with stupidity "hahahahahaha"

    or はははははは lame

  • LOLOL はははははは, this is the wrong use of laughter ROFLOLOLOL we very rarily use this LOLOLOL more ハハハつ プププつ or simply

    笑う!or just W to repsent it LOLOL, man you are stupid arent you

  • OH! I think i know who this is! there's no mistaking, your that cherry boy weirdo hitting on me from two years ago! now i reconize this screen name! whats wrong cherry boy, is using lefty and righty making you bitter!

    loser wanna rave boy. still have no friends Taka!!!????

    Go back to the UK you pathetic white washed loser!

  • jibun wo korosu iku

    is what you said romanized LOLOLOLOLOLOL and no its WRONG you dumb bitch, no japanese speak like that when telling some one to killed themselves hahahaha, go back to america and stay their you low class animal

  • i see you have finally come to japan recently, and have visited the places I TOLD YOU ABOUT, you about probably had the time of your life, i could have sent you to a run down area like Chiba or some burakumin location in hokkaido.

  • lunatic anyone? i hope everyone else is enjoying this guy posting as much as i am~

    please continue~~~

    pretending to know people. as if anyone would want to associate with a toad like yourself.

    im sure you'll one day be one of those guys slowing my day down because he threw himself on chuo-line train track.

    Advice: Please just go to Aokigahara and do it.

  • LOLOL can you hurry and reply to my japanese please ROFLOLOLOL

  • shes fuckin hot id take her home if i was in japan. i love those business style women thats so sexy

  • lol i actually like this video

  • I bet some natives wish they had a can of BaiBai Gaijin. xD

    Great job! That got a couple laughs out of me.

  • lol i for one wish i had this can!

  • I laughed. XD Having just been in Japan, that impersonation of a tourist is far too accurate, especially for hostel-dwellers...

  • lol does this work on all foreigners? Because we could sure use some of this down in Florida XD

    Pretty creative and funny commercial. 5 Stars.

  • I think if an American used it in America, it'd create a black hole.

  • Haha. That was great. Funny and creative.

  • i just want to take a second to thank japanprobe and all the so-called "japan experts" there for bringing in 5% of my traffic.

    thank you. most of your members clearly know so much about japan and the japanese with all that they read on the internet and in manga.

  • lol, do I sense sarcasm?

  • i found it funny

  • that was kind of cool some gay wad got maced in the face

  • I'm surprised that these videos have low scores. I honestly believe that these videos are very creative and funny.

  • why thank you BlasphemyMan. =)

  • too bad. i'm keeping them 30sec.

  • 意味がわからないのだが...

  • ですね...一体どこが面白いんだろうか

    コメント欄も冗談が過ぎるし

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