actually the first one was SLIGHTLY watchable, the rest have TOO much emotion, i mean, they try to confuse us with emotion to the point where we WONT really notice that nothing actually happened..... trust me, i sat through all 4 (breaking dawn part 1 was the WORST) nothing actually happens,
LOL the funny thing is...there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING fascinating about Bella. She's just a trippy, whiny bitch; there's nothing special about her. But the trick is, she has little to no character development; so anyone reading the book - be it ten-year-old girls or 40-year-old women - can slip into her shoes, liteally, and live out their fantasies of being fought over by hot guys and the cause of a huge war. That's why I hate her: she's so stupid, and yet she gets what she wants.
okay, hold up. yeah the movies sort of blow, but the books ARE amazing. & bella swan's charater is fascinating. & the fighting scene wasnt over bella okay. it was victorias revenge on EDWARD for killing her mate so in turn she choose to do the same & he would never allow that & yatta yatta. so listen dick hole, i get why your making fun of the movie, but the book & its characters should be off limits. make fun of the actors who crappily portray them.
I would recommend "Why movie trailers suck" and you can highlight all the times that movie trailers show something that is not even in the film. For instance, paranormal activity 2 showed a lot in the trailer that wasn't in the film. Iron Man 2, Cop out, etc. all have scenes in the trailer that were cut from the movie at the last minute.
My recommendation: Watch the Twilight movies with Rifftrax! That's the only way I would watch them and I don't regret it, it was a good experience. lol
You had to sit through all 3 of these horrible flicks, almost 6 hours of your life gone forever, plus having to re-live the horror while filming all 3 reviews, just for us, so we don't have to go through the same pain and misery???
I hope today's teenagers aren't getting their ideas about gender roles and relationships from Twilight. According to Twilight, women (bella) are helpless, whiny, bitches who just cause problems,and have no interests apart from marrying their boyfriend; while their ideal men are either (edward) whiny, rude, creepy stalker douchebags or (jacob) sacks of meat that can be objectified and manipulated. I think Twilight set feminism back at least 20 years.
why do you do why it sucks on films which generally everyone knows suck! i would prefer you to do a why it sucks to EVERY FILM, because aspects of every film suck... and again, certain parts of the poorest films around have some wicked bits in them... tell me a sucky film sucks is like saying hot chocolate is hot... interest me with YOUR OPINION, a new opinion and not what everyone is already thinking...
Well you kinda compare Bella to Paris Hilton because both are silver spoon brats and both leave behind riots.
Also (quoting from someone I know), the vampires aren't vampires they're fairies and they call it Twilight, haters call it toilet (in which I agree) I call it Firewood because of people post videos of burning the book +merchandise.
Twilight: The story of a girl who's choices are Necrophilia and Beastiality.
Kristen stewart worst actress of this decade.
noobkaka567 4 hours ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Twilight is horrible
noobkaka567 4 hours ago in playlist Uploaded videos
6:31 LOL
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actually the first one was SLIGHTLY watchable, the rest have TOO much emotion, i mean, they try to confuse us with emotion to the point where we WONT really notice that nothing actually happened..... trust me, i sat through all 4 (breaking dawn part 1 was the WORST) nothing actually happens,
you covered the rest.
mrcoacoa123 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol "and taylor lautners back without a shirt.... again". Only reason girls like these movies
alerom23471 3 months ago
LOL the funny thing is...there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING fascinating about Bella. She's just a trippy, whiny bitch; there's nothing special about her. But the trick is, she has little to no character development; so anyone reading the book - be it ten-year-old girls or 40-year-old women - can slip into her shoes, liteally, and live out their fantasies of being fought over by hot guys and the cause of a huge war. That's why I hate her: she's so stupid, and yet she gets what she wants.
FlippedChik628 4 months ago
okay, hold up. yeah the movies sort of blow, but the books ARE amazing. & bella swan's charater is fascinating. & the fighting scene wasnt over bella okay. it was victorias revenge on EDWARD for killing her mate so in turn she choose to do the same & he would never allow that & yatta yatta. so listen dick hole, i get why your making fun of the movie, but the book & its characters should be off limits. make fun of the actors who crappily portray them.
BMTH1ETF 5 months ago
Twlight: Making pedophilia popular. 100+ year old man taking advantage of someone at least 1/4th his age.... /facepalm
idgarad 7 months ago
@idgarad Twilight the story of a young girl who's choices are necrophilia and beastiality.
Themanwithn0eyes 6 months ago
Why it sucks - scream 4
paintballer4life105 7 months ago
I would recommend "Why movie trailers suck" and you can highlight all the times that movie trailers show something that is not even in the film. For instance, paranormal activity 2 showed a lot in the trailer that wasn't in the film. Iron Man 2, Cop out, etc. all have scenes in the trailer that were cut from the movie at the last minute.
GrimLP 9 months ago
My recommendation: Watch the Twilight movies with Rifftrax! That's the only way I would watch them and I don't regret it, it was a good experience. lol
soad19152003 9 months ago
you should do impressions 4 :D
Terasvalli 9 months ago
You had to sit through all 3 of these horrible flicks, almost 6 hours of your life gone forever, plus having to re-live the horror while filming all 3 reviews, just for us, so we don't have to go through the same pain and misery???
Thanks, man... Thanks.... I feel for you! :)
HollywoodWhore17 9 months ago 7
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
SandmanJr7 9 months ago
MOMMIE DEAREST PLEASE
directorofkings 9 months ago
Love the shirt! Legends of the Hidden Temple was a good show back in the day.
ArmageddonsRaid 9 months ago
i feel sorry for u man
u were forced to watch all 3 twilight movies AND review them for the sake of your "why is sucks" movie reviews.
atomichead777 9 months ago
@atomichead777 well, somebody's gotta do it.
RetroLuv04 9 months ago
5:35-5:45 - more/better acting than in any twilight movie.
hitman02131 9 months ago
That T-Shirt = EPIC WINNING!!!!!
APizzle90 9 months ago
I hope today's teenagers aren't getting their ideas about gender roles and relationships from Twilight. According to Twilight, women (bella) are helpless, whiny, bitches who just cause problems,and have no interests apart from marrying their boyfriend; while their ideal men are either (edward) whiny, rude, creepy stalker douchebags or (jacob) sacks of meat that can be objectified and manipulated. I think Twilight set feminism back at least 20 years.
Wes964 9 months ago
why do you do why it sucks on films which generally everyone knows suck! i would prefer you to do a why it sucks to EVERY FILM, because aspects of every film suck... and again, certain parts of the poorest films around have some wicked bits in them... tell me a sucky film sucks is like saying hot chocolate is hot... interest me with YOUR OPINION, a new opinion and not what everyone is already thinking...
lVlannnic 9 months ago 4
Yet another amazing episode of why it sucks!
Emberwolf06 9 months ago
It would be great if the Twilight franchise just ended. It's just boring and not fun.
Whose idea was to green lit this movies anyway?
evangelian007 9 months ago
Where'd u get the blue barracuda shirt?!?! I need one!!!
gmf20002 9 months ago
I rather see Underworld 4.
Connect200 9 months ago
Good to see you back big guy.
If you get around to it, you should maybe do one of the older batman movies such as batman and robin or batman forever. Keep it up
yariskills 9 months ago
Yaaaay! Finally a new Why It Sucks!
betweenthedayband 9 months ago
Deathly Hallows part 2 is going to only be 2 hours long, according to test screenings.
Nice review.
GuineaPigDan 9 months ago
5:41 pretty much sums up these monstrosities
PanJakesProductions 9 months ago
Well you kinda compare Bella to Paris Hilton because both are silver spoon brats and both leave behind riots.
Also (quoting from someone I know), the vampires aren't vampires they're fairies and they call it Twilight, haters call it toilet (in which I agree) I call it Firewood because of people post videos of burning the book +merchandise.
Twilight: The story of a girl who's choices are Necrophilia and Beastiality.
Themanwithn0eyes 9 months ago
YAY, new episode!
seemyjohn 9 months ago